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lulutrink

He looks quite worried


Tunnfisk

Well the owner asked the internet to name him. That's enough to make anyone worried. I suggest Doggie McDogface.


lurkadurking

This lil guy would work too


Krystinite

My friend had a dog named “Dee-O-Gee” it took me 6 years to figure out they literally named him DOG


Capt_Myke

My nieghbors named their dog...Dog. then they got a second dog...called him OD. ME: OD why did name him that? Them: Other Dog.


SaintLogic

Put that fucker in Congress!


Intelligent_Major_61

OD sounds like "Odie", which is a cute name -->clever


Capt_Myke

Yes, I thought that was how it was spelled at first. Lol. They were very clever people, awesome horse trainers.


MarkHathaway1

I had a male cat named Tom. I didn't name him. His sister was Tippy because she was nuts and ran sideways.


Know_see

That's so funny because my brain didn't put it together till I got to the part of the sentence where you did


pattyj416

We had a cat named T.C. I was only about 3 years old. Took me a long time to understand it stood for The Cat.


SnooOranges7890

My long time fur buddy is a stray neighborhood cat who is always looking like he has been in fights with other cats because he always has scratches and blood on his head. I call him J.D, short for Juvenile Delinquent.


CryHavoc3000

Top Cat was a cartoon when I was a kid. I think they called him T.C. if I remember right.


[deleted]

that's what I was going to comment 😂 Top Cat is the OG TC


OccultBeetle

My grandparents' cat was named Kat.


throwawaytodaycat

Our cat was named TC also, but it was for Top Cat (like the cartoon).


Crafty-Case-3286

I have a friend who had a DOG. Then it morphed into Dee-O-Gee. Then a Dough-Gee. Then a Dogey Mogey. Then just a Moe. So they called it Moe. And then when Moe died and they got a new dog they called it ..... Moe 2.


meeglemore

I used to work at a vet clinic and ran across a name that was “GB”, I asked “What does the G.B stand for?” The owners, embarrassingly and reluctantly said, “..Good boy..”


ragingpillowx

Beat me to it


Random_Reflections

He's worried his hooman going to give him a bad name..


MechTitan

He should be worried, asking the internet to name things is how you end up with Poopy McPoopyface.


LordoftheDimension

How about Sir Poppy McPoopyface van Meme the seventh


TheReal-Chris

He looks exactly like that side eye meme.


Agreeable_Day_7547

It is wearing a collar and leash that are way too bulky & heavy to hold up right now. Look at the size of the nickel clip! Please go back o the store and get one less than 1/ 2 the size of those. It will take him a year to grow into what you are hoping his size will be. And a guideline for name….something that does not have a long ‘O’ in it as it can be confused to “No.”


Jacqui29

Well said x


DeeNYC45

You would be too if you had a giant collar on you.


Agreeable_Day_7547

And to the pup, that leash is heavy as well.


OwlWitty

Call him BiggieChainz


NaturalFLNative

He looks like a Fred. Fred Astair.


cfeo

Because he's a bat. Count Dracula


AdultingGoneMild

Thats because they keep threatening to name him Princess Little Piddles


No_Eye5780

Probably the first time he got forced to pose for a picture.


LasciviousLockean

Indiana Bones


NeatCare5805

Raiders of the last bark


monsieur_benjameme

I knew the original Indiana Bones -- he was a boss li'l Corgi. may he rest in peace. ❤


Thrownintrashtmw

Indiana Bones sounds like a parody porn


vexxtra73

Naming porn parodies is one of my dream jobs.


Thrownintrashtmw

I just found my first honest answer to those sorts of questions. Do what you love right


moeljills

Nah, he looks like a clive to me


Amsok3718

My Family dog is named Indy, short for Indiana Jones…


kinkajoosarekinky

Or Henry Jones jr


thatwoulddepend

That name is overrated (but nevertheless funny)


robocopsdick

“We named the dog Indiana!”


Exciting_Memory192

There's a dog grooming place by where my son lives in Manchester. Indiana bones and the temple of groom. Made me laugh hahaha. There's also a Chinese two doors down called Jackie chans 😂😂😂


drfranksurrey

Buster


TimSimply

So weird, I literally thought the same thing and of it’s the top comment. I wonder what made us think of Buster.


Shot_Conflict1283

Lil buster


[deleted]

Buster was the first thing that popped into my head.


Ozziehughjass50

What about Bustah Rhymes


Past-Sir

Lil B


Fireryman

Spark. Seems like a good Boi with a lot of energy.


TheCynicalCanuckk

Yeah thats strange many of us did. There must be a reason haha that's just far too many people thought of buster and it's a top comment. Most dogs I wouldn't think of calling buster. Maybe because he's just a little guy that looks like he wants to be tough and bust stuff up. Who knows.


hare-j

I’m getting buster vibes too


jjhuffington

Yep


booptoyou

Omg that was the first name that came to my head too


I_Am_The_Sevit

same here. it's destiny


Jazdaone

Usefull name, than if you decide for neutering, you can call him Custer. Its almost the same


Famous_Election_2024

Franco


dafritoz

Frankfurt immediately came to my mind. So I vote Franco too.


JDRay5409

I said Frank in my head before I even clicked on the post.


TallTx

Wow, I did the same. Frank!


Easywider

Crazy, Came here to say Frankie


joc2k22

François came to mind💀 definitely has to be some kind of variation of Fran-


KatzKittenz

My dogs name is Hank and sometimes I call him Hankfurt and lately it’s been Hanklin


Negative-Ambition110

Hanklin 😅


heiberdee2

I thought something with an F, too. I was thinking Finn, but I like Frank better.


TensionLongjumping16

I like finn better


superdeeduperstoopid

Finn is great. Like a character from a middle school book, mischievous during trials and tribulations of growing up.


Benville

This was literally what came to mind the second I saw the picture.


BritAbroad100

Franco Stallone


skolioban

You guessed it


That_OnE-guy7262

That’s rufus rightthere


Accomplished_Tutor19

rufus


SnooCakes5350

Brufus


AlternativeAd6728

That’s it you genius!


idob666

Rufus Barkwright


vexxtra73

Doofus


kartoonist435

I was gonna say this as well


Matcha_teahh

Rufus Scurimanger (idk how to spell it) In these name suggestions there are a lot of hp references


CringeOlympics

Scrimgeour? I think that might be it.


mimiluvshistory

I second Rufus.


Vasbyt-XXI

Woofus,


EveyStuff

Rufus Xavier Sassparilla


Random_Reflections

_Rufus, the dufus_


acarmichaelhgtv

Rufus Onfire


Hellgal88

That's a decent name 💯


GuerrillaDeVil

"YEA! ... That's cricket right there!"


Boatymcboatface3

Yes. Yes it is.


rufusthechicken

excellent cross species name


i-lick-rocks

I was thinking that too!!!! Also made me think of the movie Dogma.


SirZooalot

Hank.


SpaceCowboy734

Jesus Marie, they’re minerals.


Human-M4intenance

2nd time i’ve seen Hank’s minerals today🤣


HELLOLOO

walt idk man you been seeming sus lately it’s almost like we have an impostor amongus


crocodileRevolution

I saw that you wanted- DON'T LIE TO ME WALT! You sussy baka!


JustaCat1

Schrader


Motor_West

Anderson Pooper


Vasbyt-XXI

Alice Pooper.


[deleted]

OMG. Dude are these shades from HomeDepot? I have the same ones 😂. Adorable dog btw.


anns_been_bored

That’s a weirdly long dog name.


Haunting_Garbage9205

Homie


SnooBooks4898

Burnt Sienna


mrdurf

I buy a pair every time I go in. Can’t beat ‘em for $5 (FL)


Some_clichename069

Cornelius


hopeful_dandelion

Fudge


MarilynMonheaux

Cornelius Fudge


hopeful_dandelion

Finally someone understood the refrence. Cheers!


Matcha_teahh

Cornelius fudge (i remembered due to the fact im watching Harry Potter lol)


Responsible_Ad_8628

Looks like a Rusty to me.


CampaignUnlikely2988

I actually knew a dog name rusty who was the same breed. He was also a puppy and he lives on a farm. He's probably not a puppy anymore but this little guy reminds me of him.


TheLady208

Rusty Shackleford


SevroAuShitTalker

Sarge


boomstickftw

That was my suggestion too! ✌️


IGotSoulBut

I had him pinned as a Sarge at first glance.


ActualTart23

Sergeant Major Major Sergeant


[deleted]

Oakley


Sea-Application-6559

Like the redneck sunglasses?


dllemmr2

They were bought by Luxottica a loooong time ago and their branding caters to all races, but you do you.


lookingaround2468

Oakley was actually the founders dog's name.


OpportunityNo2230

Rocko


judy7679

Scout


samsonite29

Scout is what popped in my head as well!


ValkyrieSword

That's what popped into my head too


cgtravers1

Shadow.


[deleted]

Dobby


ruthdubb

Hah! I was thinking Doby!


That_Friend_2941

Same! 😂


Oddwonderful

I second this! He had that sweet but dorky shy look to him.


MercifulBird393

ALF... He looks like ALF. An 80s TV Show.


graybeard5529

My first thought too :) Then "Ralph"


mysafespace123

Ruby , short for RuBisCO.. short for ribulose bisphosphate carboxylase oxygenase.


Someonewhoexists123

*click* hello, this is the FBI, you are under arrest for being a genius and funny at the same time. *click* ps:im not from the fbi and this should be interpreted as a compliment.


laughing420

Otis


rompous_pompous

Snoop


dns7950

Snoop Dog, but when he puts on the shades he becomes Joe Cool


PassiveAgressiveCan

Rosco


im__treehouse

Came here to say this


overlookedembodiment

Zacky


Puzzled-Heart9699

You read my mind!


redditslim

Rufus


pigeonmasterbaiter

Bro do I got the idea for you. A pet doesn't deserve something lowly like a name. Nono you call them by their title a few examples: gaurdiam emperor of man kind, admiral of vengeance, consumer of universes , the doom slayer, gilliath the deadly. .. or you could just call him "fuck you" that way whenever you go looking for them because they ran off it will sound like you are cursing at everyone you meet during your search.


Lukeaw1987

Pubble


eir8xj38ak

Can someone make a sub specifically for naming pets this is getting old


Brave_Isopod

There are ones. Too bad the mods never do anything. r/namemydog r/namemycat


ccbmt

Pancho


Maximum-Excitement58

Looks like a “Tucker” to me.


Glowshroom

But only if OP's name is Dale.


TSBDrac0n1cu5

They would be the best at fighting evil


smacart90

Charlie


DennisBallShow

Namemeyourself Jones


ORO_ERICIUS

Battolemy


CINCYOUTLAW

I would say Charlie.


TrigonGammaXD

coolboi69


MyDitkaInYourButkus

With a collar that big, I'd call him Thor or Briggs


WashGaming001

Jax Briggs


AlternativeAd6728

or rather…Bluto


Desmoot

Lord Wintworth Chubbington


SomeDudeAsks

Smoke


GR3YS0NG00S3

ROSCO!


aounfather

Badass McFlufferton the third


emination_

Grizzly


Wich0-

Michael J Scott. regional manager


Protokolovyotokol

playstation 4


suprbowlsexromp

Karma Whore


givemelenight

💀


MorganDax

No


Odd-Contribution9148

Sargent


MoninLark

Spud


Kewpie2001

Goober


popcornvv

omg i thought goober immediately too :)))


Mustardman421

Barlow


ComfortableTone8314

Dave


TrustMeQ

Paws


hotredrabbit

Cool Boy


barbetto

Terror


Rockybatch

Rocky or rocko


Imaginary_lock

Rolo


HordeManMaker

Buddy!


olalapeetho

goonie


wcslater

Baxter


Can_Care_22

I concur


skettimagoo

That’s Bruce for sure. Waaaaay too cool for skool


Frankandbeans1974

Rocky


Master-Lamb

Cornball because he looks like a cornball


guiltytrap

ed


Comprehensive-Ebb408

“Cool Scott”


BreakFlashy1616

Steve


Nijxcvini

Doge


Big-Ad2434

Paw patrol


hollow_and_dead404

The bark street boy


CcheesebB

Hacker.


PreciousRoy666

Mochaccino


heykatja

Batman


anon13-

Stud McMuffin.. and buy him a cape


[deleted]

Herr Schultze or Snook


Drako_isinreddit

Pretzel


TheNCRis

Greebo


Ok_Professional_6723

Pupperoni