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Mission-Feedback-638

Bowser


Apprehensive-Okra434

That's my dog's name lol


WinterWight

Mine too!


KianNeon

Eyyy me too


SilkLife

Mine too


Ashangu

Bowser squad mount up! My boy is 10 years old!


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Creative.


ImTheShazbot

It's my turtles name lol


Audiblefill

Was going to say that, please take my upvote.


Positive-Diver1417

I commented that too before seeing yours. He is so a Bowser.


Black_Fuckka

Literally was thinking that


c1pherz

Yes absolutely, the only name for him.


bahvya_sharma

Exactly what i came to say


judonojitsu

Hive mind has spoken! Was gonna say the same.


MarkRick25

Exactly what I came to say


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Same omg


Fardilicious

All he needs is a green shell with spikes and he's good!


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Internet explorer


straycollector

Browser?


goblin_grovil_lives

Grumble.


InIBaraJi

I agree totally. Grum for short. Or Grumb, if you prefer.


TreTrepidation

Grumple was my first thought. Grumple Silkskin. Grumble works too


goblin_grovil_lives

Grumple Silkskin is amazing.


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heartflood

Massively underrated comment.


PacJeans

Grumbo


SupedoSpade

I was kinda on that wave length but went with "Crumbles" Like Cookie Crumbles?


goblin_grovil_lives

I like that.


BeautifulMurky3144

Graggle


Hypothetical_Stuff

simpson


RonDalarney

Yep. Was going to say Grumbles


goldietheswagbear

otto von barkos


S7ock_aXX0

Von bisbark


CupOk696

Tbh that should be is full name, and just call him Otto for short.


Sweffus

Chubbo Von Biscuit


apokalypti

Otto von Barksburg


LittleWitchAries

Can i second this? He looks like an Otto.


-PublicAccident-

This is the only right answer


castingone

Winston


Pugwm

Winston is classy!


TurkeyTot

That's my cats name!


SneakyLittleKobold

Get this lad a Churchill


payneme73

Mr Churchill von Wrinkleston


Bryanb16_bjb

We have a Brittany Spaniel and we named him Winston Churchill III


sp1ke365

Yesss


Azonalanthious

He looks almost exactly like ours did as a puppy and I lobbied hard for Winston. Ultimately lost but it ended up as his middle name: dorky Winston mcbarkface


phroek

Agreed! This pup is definitely a Winston.


castingone

Attitude and eye contact too!


alwaysfuntime69

"Winston Pudgeypants the third"


LuvlyAva

A great name, I have a dog named Winston as well


Lunatic-Cafe-529

Winston FTW!


Hell-on-wheels

Looks like a crotchety old man and a little puppy's body. Maybe give him an old man name like Wilford. Lol


Byakuray

" we'll peepee on the beaches"


Goodwin1974

'We will bite them on the features.'


Ancient_Highlight_32

Winston is a great name


FlounderOdd7234

It is, one can also choose Alfred as in Hitchcock, older show. But side profile


dannii101

Yes I agree they look like a Winston.


Particular-Craft285

Lol I said same


castingone

He only needs a rubber cigar chew toy :)


EnzoAndrews

For me to poop on!


FlounderOdd7234

Sure, that’s our pugs name. Nice one. Wife suggested Mumbles. Not sure where that came from. So yes he had profile side we called him Winston, Churchill works


S-A-M-89

Leroy


aycee

Jenkins


kek2015

Got a cousin named Leroy Jenkins.


Rock-n-Rolff

Dave Growl Edit: thx for the upvotes and the awards! I’m glad you like the name!


Straight_Ballin11

This is definitely the best name. Dave. Dave Growl.


lessonlearned1222

Of the Foo Biters, formerly the drummer of Furvana.


Dragonmaze2

i dont have a good name for him but he is fucking adorable!!


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That's kind of long, but let's see what OP thinks about it.


TheFriendgame

Come here, I don’t have a good name for him but he is fucking adorable, dinner time!


Mooglepunk

I think it fits perfectly!


Ugwig

Pudge


SuperMorto7

Podge


girlthatfell

“I CAN’T GIVE PUDGE TUNA!!!!”


facka-you-big-boy

Madge


OdysseyZen

Buster


coolbatsandchickens

This is my dogs name 😁. It's so common though every time I'm at the dog park there's always another Buster somewhere lol


Atlas_Obsidian

Brutus


peanutbutterstd

Et tu, Brute?!?


An_oath_to_not_fap

Literally was gonna say the same thing. Take my upvote


CreativeNfunnyName

Make sure he isnt plotting a coup against you!


JeddieBell

As someone who lives in Ohio, everyone has a dog named Brutus. Or Buckeye.


TheSkitteringCrab

LET ME EMBRACE YOU


patch-0-

Rolo🥰


ImSoKris1

Came to say this. Rolo, kinda even looks like the chocolate with the swirls


coolbatsandchickens

Full name is Rolando Barknandez


bombdiggity2454

Meatball


ArturosMaximus

George. Looks like George.


yeahokaysureyup

Pork chop.


cwj1978

Dump Truck or Lunchbox


WuKongPhooey

It needs to be pronounced as one word, like "Po'chop"


ManyFacedGodxxx

Chowder!! So Damned CUTE!!


PeterGriffinClone

I was going to say Shnitzel rada rada ![gif](giphy|neT79boU4JkCA)


FeralGh0ul

RAAAAADDAAAA.


Tater72

Chowda


TheRagingSlunt

Love food names for dogs! Chowder is cute 🥰 I also like bread for this pup. Because he's a loaf


TheCuddlyVampire

Why did I also think of Chowder??


BetterNow71

Rufus


mrkstr

I had a dog named Rufus. We called him Ruff for short.


Leeto2

Stanley


SpeedwagonSolos

Bear. He's very scary


nualt42

Gnarls Barkley


Velouria91

Snarls Barkley


ROUNDtheW

Snarls Barky


Madditudev1

Barktholemew.


gothism

I had a cat named BartholeMew, Bart for short.


No-Entrepreneur-2724

Ron Perlman Jr


Vivid-Goat-377

Tank


mynameisborromir

Gimbal. He looks like a Gimbal to me.


brothersand

I was going to go with Gimli. Brave little dwarf.


Impressive-Double-73

Gruffalo!


Valuable-Reason-7328

Mark Gruffalo!


Few-Penalty-8360

Bark Gruffalo (you were so close)


dReDone

Bark Gruffalo man! Comon!!! What are you thinking?!


Valuable-Reason-7328

I really screwed the pooch on this one sorry..


UrielVentris6113

Meatball definitely


Toseeu

Hugo


dinagrabar

Basil


Bundalorian

Bruno


PlainOldWallace

Easy now. We don't talk about Bruno.


Achilles9609

Oh no, no, no. We don't talk about Bruno.


OkShoulder3813

But, it was my wedding day.


iBandJFilmEducator13

We were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky


Imaginary_lock

No clouds allowed in the sky!


izvd2

Bruno walked in with a mischievous grin


Darnnet

Thunder!


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You telling this story or am I?


Chloe_Jaguar

I'm sorry mi vida, go on


clackersTheSmackers

Scrumpy


robogo

Charles Barkley


Affectionate_Mode353

Anchovy


fishystudios

Because he's ***SALTY*** Ba dum TSS


meanteamcgreen

Meatwad


Separate_While7243

Lol fry lock


Gr8ingPresence

Creo Pronounced Cray-o. It's Spanish for "I think" - emblematic of the dog's current demeanor of not being completely sure of his dominance.


Giants2711

Ruffle


Sea-Sea-3761

Sparky


Bacnnator

Sug short for sugar bc he seems sweet


Melodic-Bug-9022

Of Suge Knight


KizurSozay

My wife says he’s a “Tank”.


_Royal_Insylum

Bowzer


WordStandard

Love ‘Otto’ ❤️


M3meLegend

David Jamestead Quantavius finkleberry bartholomew Hanjaab jingleton bonkersins donquantoile 香莓 IV


Meandernaut

Desmond


No_Square2183

Tutu


ParticularAd1735

Chester


cgarcusm

Bruce


ItsMeVikingInTX

Tyson


KeyboardWarrior90210

Dog


FumihiroHisuko

Sully


ditchdigger556

Mash


velociravenous

Scrunchie


SettingAccomplished4

Alfred


biggerBrisket

Canon


Affectionate_Bus_584

titan


TMOL2018

He is Groot


10pdroid

Groot


UKHybrid

Rumble! He's such a cutie oh my god ❤️


smileymalaise

Sir Maximus, God-Emperor and Creator of the Universe and What Lays Beyond


LycheeAccomplished30

Ghrrrewbacca


neovalentine

Chewbarka


Stormchain

Puggles


Tastystab540

Puggle is a dog breed, I’m pretty sure


Beneficial_Car2596

Yep Beagle crossed with a Pug


riefpirate

Mushy would be a good name.


Helpful_Cheek2448

I wish people would stop breeding these dogs with obvious problems. Poor thing is going to have a slew of health problems around breathing and potentially his sight.


SluttyDrPepper

It looks so messed up already. And they cost like $5k, so Op spent big money. I remember my friend’s bro got 2 pugs. Ones eye fucking fell out ! And both can barely breathe.


vonhulio

Mr Piggles


LerkingandJurking92

Genetically inbred monstrosity


TheBoBiss

People don’t like the truth. This poor thing is destined to a life of breathing problems.


YIKESVIDEOGAMES

But he’s so cuuuuuuuuuute🥰😍🥹🥺🥺🥺 jesus fucking christ. This poor breed, line many others, only exists as a result of our selfishness and lack of empathy.


scaredofsomething

It’s not even cute, it literally looks deformed


ApokatastasisComes

Winston


Das_Bhai

Pawler


richuard

Spunky


Particular-Craft285

Winston


JakkSplatt

Wrinkles.


gr8fat1

Bowser


Dismal_Ad_7318

Storm


-QuestionableMeat-

Gnar.


JD-K2

Wicket


KeyRemote2226

Cujo


CleanWhiteSocks

Grover


Crab21842

Gimly


natty24ice

BRUTUS


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Tiny


Aztrak76

Roly


deeskito

Chewbacca


Mukhorochok

Pikachu


Agitated-Inside3559

Bulldozer


useofpantsoptional

Chewbarka


Justinkrm

Growlithe


Evkanguish2

Growlithe


bacon0927

Moose


Analog_cock

Spud


ToolsMcGee

Rocco