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This is a Pom with a teddy bear cut

Yup. But FaKe InTeRnEt PoInTs

At some point redditors stopped automatically downvoting shit with an ifunny watermark. This was a mistake.

they see "dog picture" with a shitty baby talk title and they updoot in the name of Big Chungus

Bug the big floofer is 100% wholesome! Just imagine it's little tippy taps when it gets to meet Keanu. Edit: wow this really blew up Edit 4: RIP my inbox

Upvoted for tippy taps

Updoot*

got me first half

Press F to pay ReSpEcT

UnDeRaTeD cOmMeNt! Take this updoot and get out!! Ackshully, I agree, KiNd StRaNgeR. Doggo posts are always poggers. Gud boii's is fren! Doge always get the upd00t from me! r/unexpectedIASIP r/unexpectedjojo r/unexpectedoffice r/angryupvote Edit: I forgot to say *MoRbiN*

god I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 you all are amazing

Happened with tiktok as well.

TikTok is worlds better than Ifunny ever was

I hate to agree but.. Yeah.

I think they're just outnumbered, now.

I still can't figure out how ifunny is still around, I figured they died around the time Digg did

People also ask Why do tanuki have large balls? The comical image of the tanuki having a large scrotum is thought to have developed during the Kamakura era, where goldsmiths would use tanuki pelts for the process of hammering gold nuggets into leaf. Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travelers' packs, or using them as drums.

I feel like no two sentences in this paragraph connect as much as you might think they do. Pretend I'm an inexperienced dummy who has never used an animal pelt to hammer gold. How would that process lead one to believe the animal had giant testicles?

I’m also an inexperienced dummy and I’m not rly sure why any of that about tanuki was brought up

Something to do with one animal being mistaken for another, tanuki also being called raccoon dogs, despite being neither racoons nor dogs? Dracula here certainly expects the reader to do most of the heavy lifting!

I can see why you'd be confused. You should watch the classic film by Studio Ghibli called Pom Poko. It will explain everything.

Me too. LOL. But it seems like a lot of homework just to understand a comment. Even downvoting it takes more effort than it's worth. So, I'm making this new low-value comment to say I skipped the earlier one. 🤪

Or as a parachute

Thanks I didn't expect to learn anything in the comments but reddits full of surprises. On a side note if they used their sacks as drums wouldn't that redefine beating your meat and sounds painful as hell I've sat on my balls before I couldn't imagine using them like bongos, that being said I'm sure someone gets off to the idea.

10 day old account posting as much as possible everywhere? Yeah nothing suspicious at all.

I mean, its clearly a joke

and the dOgGo bOyE thing

What

I read that as "porn" and was so confused

Oh jesus christ, I must have read it and scrolled back up the image five times before reading your comment. I was absolutely bewildered.

Need to adjust the keming on this font.

I love pomegranates

Only an idiot would believe this is a bear cub. Oh, 23k upvotes…

Why? Intimate knowledge of bear cubs isn't some essential knowledge in the modern society, and believing an inconsequential picture is equally inconsequential. It literally doesn't matter if it's a bear cub or not Idiots are the people who believe in important things despite evidence to the contrary. They are the people who refuse to learn, not those who don't know everything in the world In fact, shaming the lack of knowledge itself is *exactly* how one would produce idiots. The more important it is to always look knowledgeable, the more likely it is that people will try to remain feeling knowledgeable regardless whether they know things or not. The more shamed people are for being ignorant, the more painful it will be for them to admit mistakes, and the more inclined they will be to hold on to their pre-existing beliefs and to their feeling of being always right

What did you think it was? A bear? 😃 It's obviously a joke.

ifunny.co! Lol lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Have you people never seen a bear before? This ain't it, chief.

It definitely looks like a dog and not a bear tho. Maybe the nails?

You can see the bear's nails?

I can only see the bear necessities

Eyebrows, dogs evolved to have them, wolves don't have them

That's an interesting fact, but what do we do with it here?

it just means eyebrows are a unique feature of dogs other than humans which they evolved from to, the picture has an eyebrow

Yes. But. This is a bear. edit: welp I just went back and checked and it's a dog nevermind and I'm an idiot

Still. He should have said dogs have eyebrows and bears don't. Not sure why he's bringing wolves into it.


look ze teeth

bears also have eyebrows, but the most notorious thing are the carnivore molars shaped like mountains instead of flat teeth.

Your fact is wrong, dogs have more expressive eyebrows. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes, which using the Biological Species Concept can be considered the same species, they all have eyebrows.

It is a dog, it's a fake caption

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564 Marked as fake even back in 2016...

Maybe the eyes?

Eyebrows, dog evolved to have eyebrows, wolves don't have them

why do you keep mentioning wolves when ppl are talking about dogs and bears here?

Right lol

that's a dog tho

Paddington?

He looks like he needs a marmalade sandwich

I would give him one, he deserves it

For sure, looks very much like a good boy

looks like uncle pastuzo too

No, Humpington. This is not a movie, this is happening. https://youtu.be/i0jnL35JagA

Lmao this comment deserves all the updoots this community can bring

thanks dude <3

litterally my first thought

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but ahhh mu sweet karma! Thank you Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves

Kinda cringe to post this multiple times.

Bounce is a fantastic name for a dog!

Quite clearly not a bear.

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564

OP desperate for karma tho 👀

Sing it

It's so weird to see people not loosing their shit over an Ifunny watermark

Only thing I like about iFunny is everyone loses their shit when there’s an iFunny watermark.

That's a dog.

I wanna snuggle it!

It was really a Pomeranian mix not a bear. Still cute af. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564

Did they think it was a collie?

its more look like a pomeranian for me lol

It is a Pomeranian

Because it is lol

This bear lokks like a CGI generated bear in a real action comedy.

Everybody has a great time with dogs. Look at that smile.. Bears like, I met the coolest creatures

It’s not a bear lol

Not with that attitude it isn’t

“They had almost empty peanut butter jars there!”

yeahh, not until that bear will get old

it's a dog. Except polars, bears have flat teeth Give a shit and delete the post please. Stop fooling people with baby talk and misleading content.

Don't bears and wolves hunt together and play together as adults often? I could have sworn I've seen them. https://www.boredpanda.com/bear-friend-wolf-lassi-rautiainen/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic Found the article.

Wolves can play with ravens. I'm not sure about wolves and bears though. Ravens can't open a carcass as easily, so by leading wolves to it, ravens can enjoy the leftovers. I don't think bears and wolves have that same mutual benefit.

That’s huskies at a certain town I believe, can’t remember the details

Not a bear, tho. OP found a picture somewhere, didn't even come up with an untrue title themselves and y'all disengage any mental capacities and believe any old bs even in the face of the contrary.

This is clearly a dog

I always love seeing this

me too, nothing to do with the lie about the bear, but because that is the cutest damn fur baby ever

That dog looks aaaallooott like a bear. I love it

This is a lie

Boggo

Bear-dog*

Bedo or beadog

Haha...Too funny. This can't be real....no way.

It's not. It's a Pom.

I read that as porn

Chill there spanky.

Red rocket red rover! Red rocket red rover!

Too cute to be a doggo? Doesn’t make sense.

That’s a really cute dog!

Yeahh no. That’s a fucking dog. Source: Am Alaskan

They know It’s not a bear… I hope.. how many bears go yip yip, pant pant, and run around sniffing other dogs butts? If those weren’t giveaways aside from the fact it has canine features, then I’m concerned for humanity. Well, what am I saying, people mistake felt animal dolls for real creatures, and photoshopped pink and blue cats with lilac eyes as “rare cat colors”.. they probably did believe it was a real bear cub..

Sounds like the kid has the adventure of a lifetime!

I've seen better crops during a famine.

Those teeth and snout.. that's definitely 100% good boi (Nah but that's a pom for sure, probably dyed to look like a bear)

Doesn't look like he was dyed. Just looks like a senior chocolate Pomeranian hehe

…”until the bear began eating the other dogs”

If not friend then why friend shaped..

It reminds me of a tanuki!

I read a story of a couple who brought a dog that grew and only then did they realize it was a bear.

Nice crop shitlord

I can tell it’s a pomeranian when I see one

Bears don't look like that. Sorry not sorry

That is not a bear, nice try!! He’s very cute!!!

This is a dog, bears don't do the mouth/tongue combination you can see in the photo.

Ngl id adopt that dog

Pomeranian dogs who have dense and correct coats are often said to resemble a "teddy bear". Some dog breeds that look like stuffed animals: * Bichon Frise * Chow Chow * Goldendoodle * Great Pyrenees * Tibetan Mastiff * Poochon * Pomsky * aaaand... Pomeranian, of course

Get the fack back to ifunny

Maybe next time they’ll take it bowling.

I wonder if the dogs there were as happy, as this little dude...

We saw baby bears at Bearizona. Cutest animals ever!

It belongs there now!

FREE PUPPY MEALS!! OM NOM NOM NOM

I was about to say “this is a teddy bear dog”

Define “great time”

His eyes rememers me the eyes of “Sonic crappy unrealeased small eyes director cut, collectors edition movie“.

It is a doggo for me

I want to be as happy with anything in my life as much as this cub is at the shelter.

its a pomeranian

Bears don't smile.

And then they took him back to the woods where it belonged… not sure why he looked so scared and begged to be let back in the car. /s cause it’s a dog

r/quityourbullshit

This is incredibly funny.

Imagine if the shelter mistook it for a dog and adopted it out. It would keep growing, and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing until they had a fully grown bear.

... till they realised that it wasn't actually very big as it was indeed a Pomeranian and not a bear

Actually it wouldn't, because it is a dog and not a bear.

Then the bear would leave home and enlist in the Polish army

spicy doggo

I mean, it's funny, but it's got to be the oldest thing on reddit, right?

Not gonna lie, the lady could call it a wiener at this point and I'd submit.

If bear not friend, why bear friend shape?

Mouth open. Wide eyes, this is an anxious bear not a happy one

The bear looks like my Pomeranian, just with 2 eyes and brown

It’s not a bear, it’s a pom lol

Teddy Roosevelt had a cub as a pet at the white house

Can't you see it? I am a bear.

Dang if we could breed bears to remain this size and deposition; dogs and cats would be feeling the competition for mankind’s affection.

It would be pretty cool to hang out with a bebe bear for a while. (of course there are issues like habituating to humans...)

Fake, it’s in reverse.

Its not a fake headline guys. It's 2020, that dog can be whatever it wants to be.

Watermark spotted

What kind of bear is that?!

Wait…what? I want a bear!

This pic is 100 years old in internet time

Yeah but the dogs didn't haha

thats a bear?

No a. Dog

its a green tree frog

I can’t help but feel as if the “that smile” (grinning dog looking away and back again) award was made for this post and this post only. So, enjoy the award my friend and thank you for this post!

you took it home raised it until it got as big as a brown bear oh shit this aint a dog

He wants to be doggo tooo!

Tanuki!

Bear: i played Among Us

I doubt that this is a real animal tho. I mean,what Kind of bear is that? Definitely No Brown bear. Doesn't Look Like a black bear either

Because it's neither. It is a pomeranian.

Honestly looks nothing like an actual bear, looks like a weird hybrid creature.

Imma tell you why that’s not a bear, the mom would’ve slaughtered the entire shelter 💀

Man, I remember when I downloaded this to my gallery in high school. 6 years ago.

Great Lunch, you mean..

I wish I was brought to the dog shelter to have a great time

A sight to behold is the look of joy and pleasure.

This person broke a cardinal rule smh

He looks looks like he is just happy to be happy lol. Supper cute!

Sir this is a dog, bears have flat molars! except polar bears

This is a joke right? Right?!

\*Doggo, Oh no man that's a traitor we need to be careful. Lol

Kith himb. He a guud boi

It's a bear dog Jerry! A BEARDOG!

Had a good time 😳

Had a great time - I also love buffets.

It's obviously a dog. A bear doesn't have that teeth structure.

I was accidentally taken to school but I had a great time