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-FalconKick-

This is a Pom with a teddy bear cut


AliBarberTheSecond

Yup. But FaKe InTeRnEt PoInTs


nescienti

At some point redditors stopped automatically downvoting shit with an ifunny watermark. This was a mistake.


Empusa_pennata

they see "dog picture" with a shitty baby talk title and they updoot in the name of Big Chungus


BansR4Fannies

Bug the big floofer is 100% wholesome! Just imagine it's little tippy taps when it gets to meet Keanu. Edit: wow this really blew up Edit 4: RIP my inbox


DownvoteDaemon

Upvoted for tippy taps


Empusa_pennata

Updoot*


Empusa_pennata

got me first half


lelebeariel

Press F to pay ReSpEcT


lelebeariel

UnDeRaTeD cOmMeNt! Take this updoot and get out!! Ackshully, I agree, KiNd StRaNgeR. Doggo posts are always poggers. Gud boii's is fren! Doge always get the upd00t from me! r/unexpectedIASIP r/unexpectedjojo r/unexpectedoffice r/angryupvote Edit: I forgot to say *MoRbiN*


Empusa_pennata

god I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 you all are amazing


AliBarberTheSecond

Happened with tiktok as well.


DukeSi1v3r

TikTok is worlds better than Ifunny ever was


AliBarberTheSecond

I hate to agree but.. Yeah.


xDreeganx

I think they're just outnumbered, now.


pacman404

I still can't figure out how ifunny is still around, I figured they died around the time Digg did


Alucardspapa

People also ask Why do tanuki have large balls? The comical image of the tanuki having a large scrotum is thought to have developed during the Kamakura era, where goldsmiths would use tanuki pelts for the process of hammering gold nuggets into leaf. Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travelers' packs, or using them as drums.


Drakeytown

I feel like no two sentences in this paragraph connect as much as you might think they do. Pretend I'm an inexperienced dummy who has never used an animal pelt to hammer gold. How would that process lead one to believe the animal had giant testicles?


Smickey67

I’m also an inexperienced dummy and I’m not rly sure why any of that about tanuki was brought up


Drakeytown

Something to do with one animal being mistaken for another, tanuki also being called raccoon dogs, despite being neither racoons nor dogs? Dracula here certainly expects the reader to do most of the heavy lifting!


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

I can see why you'd be confused. You should watch the classic film by Studio Ghibli called Pom Poko. It will explain everything.


NeatNefariousness1

Me too. LOL. But it seems like a lot of homework just to understand a comment. Even downvoting it takes more effort than it's worth. So, I'm making this new low-value comment to say I skipped the earlier one. 🤪


Lucas_Steinwalker

Or as a parachute


According-Note8863

Thanks I didn't expect to learn anything in the comments but reddits full of surprises. On a side note if they used their sacks as drums wouldn't that redefine beating your meat and sounds painful as hell I've sat on my balls before I couldn't imagine using them like bongos, that being said I'm sure someone gets off to the idea.


Top_Hat_Matt

10 day old account posting as much as possible everywhere? Yeah nothing suspicious at all.


Handsupmofo

I mean, its clearly a joke


Empusa_pennata

and the dOgGo bOyE thing


AliBarberTheSecond

What


FerretMilker

I read that as "porn" and was so confused


dvwinn

Oh jesus christ, I must have read it and scrolled back up the image five times before reading your comment. I was absolutely bewildered.


DarthChocolate

Need to adjust the keming on this font.


EZ513

I love pomegranates


schnuck

Only an idiot would believe this is a bear cub. Oh, 23k upvotes…


westwoo

Why? Intimate knowledge of bear cubs isn't some essential knowledge in the modern society, and believing an inconsequential picture is equally inconsequential. It literally doesn't matter if it's a bear cub or not Idiots are the people who believe in important things despite evidence to the contrary. They are the people who refuse to learn, not those who don't know everything in the world In fact, shaming the lack of knowledge itself is *exactly* how one would produce idiots. The more important it is to always look knowledgeable, the more likely it is that people will try to remain feeling knowledgeable regardless whether they know things or not. The more shamed people are for being ignorant, the more painful it will be for them to admit mistakes, and the more inclined they will be to hold on to their pre-existing beliefs and to their feeling of being always right


Strummerjoe

What did you think it was? A bear? 😃 It's obviously a joke.


PM_me_your_whatevah

ifunny.co! Lol lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


troopah

Have you people never seen a bear before? This ain't it, chief.


Gusbus0001

It definitely looks like a dog and not a bear tho. Maybe the nails?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You can see the bear's nails?


Wolfsheimonthedime

I can only see the bear necessities


Ol-CAt

Eyebrows, dogs evolved to have them, wolves don't have them


AbsolutelyUnlikely

That's an interesting fact, but what do we do with it here?


Ol-CAt

it just means eyebrows are a unique feature of dogs other than humans which they evolved from to, the picture has an eyebrow


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yes. But. This is a bear. edit: welp I just went back and checked and it's a dog nevermind and I'm an idiot


scottandcoke

Still. He should have said dogs have eyebrows and bears don't. Not sure why he's bringing wolves into it.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

![gif](giphy|n4oKYFlAcv2AU)


Empusa_pennata

look ze teeth


Empusa_pennata

bears also have eyebrows, but the most notorious thing are the carnivore molars shaped like mountains instead of flat teeth.


spobrien09

Your fact is wrong, dogs have more expressive eyebrows. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes, which using the Biological Species Concept can be considered the same species, they all have eyebrows.


candyman337

It is a dog, it's a fake caption


Norwedditor

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564 Marked as fake even back in 2016...


retrogradeanxiety

Maybe the eyes?


Ol-CAt

Eyebrows, dog evolved to have eyebrows, wolves don't have them


__-___-__-___-__

why do you keep mentioning wolves when ppl are talking about dogs and bears here?


DownvoteDaemon

Right lol


CatsOP

that's a dog tho


AdictedToCandy

Paddington?


HiMyNameIsPip

He looks like he needs a marmalade sandwich


HaggisLad

I would give him one, he deserves it


HiMyNameIsPip

For sure, looks very much like a good boy


Sandrex_

looks like uncle pastuzo too


WeaponXtcle

No, Humpington. This is not a movie, this is happening. https://youtu.be/i0jnL35JagA


VastCivil6864

Lmao this comment deserves all the updoots this community can bring


Sandrex_

thanks dude <3


Machivode

litterally my first thought


luckypichu333

[Sorry to spoil the fun](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564)


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ElderScarletBlossom

Good bot.


Empusa_pennata

but ahhh mu sweet karma! Thank you Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves


AedemHonoris

Kinda cringe to post this multiple times.


sherbert-nipple

Bounce is a fantastic name for a dog!


MouthFuckTrump

Quite clearly not a bear.


summonerrin

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564


mrnobodyfeelsgood

OP desperate for karma tho 👀


not_well_b1tch

Sing it


Not_A_One_Trick

It's so weird to see people not loosing their shit over an Ifunny watermark


pizzaboy7269

Only thing I like about iFunny is everyone loses their shit when there’s an iFunny watermark.


No-Device-4005

That's a dog.


Secure-Solution4312

I wanna snuggle it!


Initial-Rope

It was really a Pomeranian mix not a bear. Still cute af. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564


tres_liebres

Did they think it was a collie?


Sandrex_

its more look like a pomeranian for me lol


topdeck55

It is a Pomeranian


JustATriHardCx

Because it is lol


Ziomownik

This bear lokks like a CGI generated bear in a real action comedy.


Tight_Volume6619

Everybody has a great time with dogs. Look at that smile.. Bears like, I met the coolest creatures


JustATriHardCx

It’s not a bear lol


Dashkingpin

Not with that attitude it isn’t


AsToughAsYou

“They had almost empty peanut butter jars there!”


Sandrex_

yeahh, not until that bear will get old


Empusa_pennata

it's a dog. Except polars, bears have flat teeth Give a shit and delete the post please. Stop fooling people with baby talk and misleading content.


IrieMars

Don't bears and wolves hunt together and play together as adults often? I could have sworn I've seen them. https://www.boredpanda.com/bear-friend-wolf-lassi-rautiainen/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic Found the article.


Zuwxiv

Wolves can play with ravens. I'm not sure about wolves and bears though. Ravens can't open a carcass as easily, so by leading wolves to it, ravens can enjoy the leftovers. I don't think bears and wolves have that same mutual benefit.


debttohell

That’s huskies at a certain town I believe, can’t remember the details


bfandreas

Not a bear, tho. OP found a picture somewhere, didn't even come up with an untrue title themselves and y'all disengage any mental capacities and believe any old bs even in the face of the contrary.


just-bair

This is clearly a dog


rathemighty

I always love seeing this


HaggisLad

me too, nothing to do with the lie about the bear, but because that is the cutest damn fur baby ever


Curled_Foil

That dog looks aaaallooott like a bear. I love it


Rogue_Spirit

This is a lie


DueResearcher1017

Boggo


Empusa_pennata

Bear-dog*


Ornery-Recognition59

Bedo or beadog


[deleted]

Haha...Too funny. This can't be real....no way.


twhiz

It's not. It's a Pom.


Ludechking

I read that as porn


Manmer_Nwah

Chill there spanky.


BassCreat0r

Red rocket red rover! Red rocket red rover!


WarmGatito

Too cute to be a doggo? Doesn’t make sense.


RuffeTrade1

That’s a really cute dog!


aivlysplath

Yeahh no. That’s a fucking dog. Source: Am Alaskan


Dubstequtie

They know It’s not a bear… I hope.. how many bears go yip yip, pant pant, and run around sniffing other dogs butts? If those weren’t giveaways aside from the fact it has canine features, then I’m concerned for humanity. Well, what am I saying, people mistake felt animal dolls for real creatures, and photoshopped pink and blue cats with lilac eyes as “rare cat colors”.. they probably did believe it was a real bear cub..


Iskelderon

Sounds like the kid has the adventure of a lifetime!


KidQayin

I've seen better crops during a famine.


Spikedroses

Those teeth and snout.. that's definitely 100% good boi (Nah but that's a pom for sure, probably dyed to look like a bear)


bunglederry

Doesn't look like he was dyed. Just looks like a senior chocolate Pomeranian hehe


bluntologist1291

…”until the bear began eating the other dogs”


AbzBlaze220

If not friend then why friend shaped..


Significant-Garlic87

It reminds me of a tanuki!


rossarron

I read a story of a couple who brought a dog that grew and only then did they realize it was a bear.


chestyslilman48

Nice crop shitlord


CatProfessional5369

I can tell it’s a pomeranian when I see one


Ryn4

Bears don't look like that. Sorry not sorry


Straight-Ingenuity61

That is not a bear, nice try!! He’s very cute!!!


adiquette

This is a dog, bears don't do the mouth/tongue combination you can see in the photo.


darthvader042

Ngl id adopt that dog


sarand85

Pomeranian dogs who have dense and correct coats are often said to resemble a "teddy bear". Some dog breeds that look like stuffed animals: * Bichon Frise * Chow Chow * Goldendoodle * Great Pyrenees * Tibetan Mastiff * Poochon * Pomsky * aaaand... Pomeranian, of course


xDORANBOLTx

Get the fack back to ifunny


Spiritual_Rice_5455

Maybe next time they’ll take it bowling.


bravotw0zero

I wonder if the dogs there were as happy, as this little dude...


International_Win375

We saw baby bears at Bearizona. Cutest animals ever!


hrl_280

It belongs there now!


Iamjimmym

FREE PUPPY MEALS!! OM NOM NOM NOM


No-Insect-7544

I was about to say “this is a teddy bear dog”


Keagan928482

Define “great time”


Siwos101

His eyes rememers me the eyes of “Sonic crappy unrealeased small eyes director cut, collectors edition movie“.


freemanhope

It is a doggo for me


Entropy_Kid

I want to be as happy with anything in my life as much as this cub is at the shelter.


agentb719

its a pomeranian


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Bears don't smile.


efkael

And then they took him back to the woods where it belonged… not sure why he looked so scared and begged to be let back in the car. /s cause it’s a dog


Parking_Highlight_53

r/quityourbullshit


reemickz

This is incredibly funny.


MyYTubeGamingAccount

Imagine if the shelter mistook it for a dog and adopted it out. It would keep growing, and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing until they had a fully grown bear.


usernamesuggestions5

... till they realised that it wasn't actually very big as it was indeed a Pomeranian and not a bear


AskMeIfImAMagician

Actually it wouldn't, because it is a dog and not a bear.


Epic-Glacier

Then the bear would leave home and enlist in the Polish army


HiCookieJack

spicy doggo


longdrinkmcg

I mean, it's funny, but it's got to be the oldest thing on reddit, right?


Cheeze187

Not gonna lie, the lady could call it a wiener at this point and I'd submit.


UnknownMarox

If bear not friend, why bear friend shape?


clippergo

Mouth open. Wide eyes, this is an anxious bear not a happy one


iforgor9000

The bear looks like my Pomeranian, just with 2 eyes and brown


JustATriHardCx

It’s not a bear, it’s a pom lol


draugrdaemos

Teddy Roosevelt had a cub as a pet at the white house


PieBulky4787

Can't you see it? I am a bear.


rmumford

Dang if we could breed bears to remain this size and deposition; dogs and cats would be feeling the competition for mankind’s affection.


termacct

It would be pretty cool to hang out with a bebe bear for a while. (of course there are issues like habituating to humans...)


LordFox73

Fake, it’s in reverse.


0mnigod

Its not a fake headline guys. It's 2020, that dog can be whatever it wants to be.


OldGoblin

Watermark spotted


LUVMEMESXD

What kind of bear is that?!


kbum48733

Wait…what? I want a bear!


not_well_b1tch

This pic is 100 years old in internet time


Avery-Inigo

Yeah but the dogs didn't haha


veryverygayperson

thats a bear?


RuffeTrade1

No a. Dog


veryverygayperson

its a green tree frog


sitbackandsubreddit

I can’t help but feel as if the “that smile” (grinning dog looking away and back again) award was made for this post and this post only. So, enjoy the award my friend and thank you for this post!


hacked__Client1865

you took it home raised it until it got as big as a brown bear oh shit this aint a dog


kanchix0

He wants to be doggo tooo!


WhiskyTangoFuck

Tanuki!


14high

Bear: i played Among Us


Sutech2301

I doubt that this is a real animal tho. I mean,what Kind of bear is that? Definitely No Brown bear. Doesn't Look Like a black bear either


AskMeIfImAMagician

Because it's neither. It is a pomeranian.


iNostra

Honestly looks nothing like an actual bear, looks like a weird hybrid creature.


Repulsive-Farmer4682

Imma tell you why that’s not a bear, the mom would’ve slaughtered the entire shelter 💀


Veilmisk

Man, I remember when I downloaded this to my gallery in high school. 6 years ago.


gagzd

Great Lunch, you mean..


Canaan_Jet

I wish I was brought to the dog shelter to have a great time


ConaCoyote

A sight to behold is the look of joy and pleasure.


ChallengeSpiritual45

This person broke a cardinal rule smh


kelrekai

He looks looks like he is just happy to be happy lol. Supper cute!


Empusa_pennata

Sir this is a dog, bears have flat molars! except polar bears


3daizies

This is a joke right? Right?!


SearchFlaky3829

\*Doggo, Oh no man that's a traitor we need to be careful. Lol


barbarianmishroom

Kith himb. He a guud boi


backgroundmusik

It's a bear dog Jerry! A BEARDOG!


cofffejoe

Had a good time 😳


politedeerx

Had a great time - I also love buffets.


Acheron16

It's obviously a dog. A bear doesn't have that teeth structure.


BadBoyyyyyyyyyyy

I was accidentally taken to school but I had a great time