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The three sentences to get you through life: Number 1: 'Cover for me.’, Number 2: 'Oh, good idea, boss!’, and Number 3: 'It was like that when I got here.’
It seems like cat used number 3!
Don't buy dusty litter. Spend a little more, get good litter, totally worth it. If your cat litter smells bad you're doing it wrong. Try better products, pick up poo more often, change the whole litter once it starts smelling.
Buy wood pellets. Cheapest, can be thrown in toilet. Not dusty. Smells like wood and don't need artificial scent because it keeps urine smell well.
Only downside is that you need a bottom sifting littertray and need to scoop poop out more frequently. But thats not much of a problem because you can dump in toilet with the pellets.
I prefer the pine pellets as well but I would love a top entry litter box and cant find one that also sifts.
Definitely concur wood/pine pellets are excellent for the smell problem. And I can get them cheaply at lumber or agricultural supply stores.
Now your bathroom has a smell problem. You just moved the problem elsewhere in the house you didn't solve it.
Try different litters till you find one you're happy with. Also same with cat food. The difference between good products and bad ones is huge.
Keeping litter boxes in the bathroom is a terrible idea. The bathroom is not a dry place. Litter becomes smelly and more foul, because it absorbs moisture. The more moisture it absorbs from the air in the bathroom, the less it can do it’s actual job to absorb the cat’s grumpies and pee. It’s very ill-advised to keep litter boxes in the bathroom
More litter boxes is better. More clay to hide the pee and poo. Having less is worse. The good rule is to always have +1 litter box per cat. So 1 cat = 2 litter boxes, etc. And don’t buy cheap overly dry litter, that shit is bad for everybody, including the cats.
My clean freak friend has an electric litter box and spends $60 a month on blue kinda crystal looking litter that comes in a slide in cartridge, I can still smell it the second I enter the house.
Cats just fucking smell, you're just used to it.
Accepting that is why you smell it.
My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter, or any other smell that seems to be a standard for people that get pets and don't keep their toilets clean.
I scoop my litter box daily, sometimes twice a day. I have a charcoal deodorizer on top of the lid. I don't use dust heavy litter. Occasionally I shut the door and use an O3 deodorizer vacuum. I brush my cat weekly (the gloves are a godsend). I use a litter genie box. And I keep an otherwise clean house.
E: oh and my neighbors own a cat. Their place doesn't reek either.
>Accepting that is why you smell it.
I smell it because I have a nose. What does this even mean?
>My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter,
Yes it does. (Well, probably not the entire house since you put all that effort in) It's not complicated, you are storing cat piss and shit in your home. It's going to smell. You are just used to it, the same way smokers don't know their house reeks.
It means that when people just accept things like "bathrooms smell bad" instead of taking actions to prevent the accumulating things that make bathrooms smell bad, then the bathroom is going to smell. If you don't let urine accumulate in the small corners of a toilet seat, and on the ground, it won't smell like urine. Ammonia in cat piss is even worse, and fabrics absorb it. So if you prevent the smells from sitting for long periods of time, you prevent the fabrics in a house from absorbing it (beds and couches being the two primary culprits).
I can promise you I'm not just used to the smell. I know this for two reasons. 1) occasionally I will get a whiff of ammonia. That's when I scoop the litter box a second time, and run the deodorizer. 2) I've had multiple friends come over and compliment on the fact that even though I own a cat, my house doesn't smell like a "normal house does with a Cat."
I also like to cook with strong spices occasionally and one thing I cannot stand is smelling those spices the next day. Unfortunately I have an overhead microwave that has a fan, but isn't efficient. Instead of letting those smells settle into my living room, after I finish dinner, I open a few windows and turn out the attic fan I have in the garage, and run that for about 5 minutes. The draft carries a large portion of the smells away, and any residual is taken care of by finishing clean up.
It takes serious effort to prevent smells from resting, but it is so worth it. And I get frustrated when people say things like "cats smell like ammonia." Cats are very clean animals. They don't like the smell either and that's why they bury their waste. Same as us and flushing it down a drain. The only reason a person's house will reek of litter is because they're too lazy to prevent it from happening in the first place. Like your friend with his $200 litter box instead of scooping out the litter and disposing it before the smells settle and soak into everything.
I've had people say that to me, then their home reeked of cat piss / shit. You know people can get used to smells?
Also toxoplasma gondii parasite is known to alter the fear centre of rat brains to make them enjoy (instead of fear) the smell of cat urine. No idea how many people are actually infected but estimates are at least 40mil in US alone.
Well, for the rats, it's a death sentence.
For us, it makes us into weird people who enjoy smelling cat pee... I guess? Lol well, at least I know I'm not infected, cuz I can't stand that smell.
Every cat owner i ever saw (myself included) keep the litter boxes in the same room as a toilet. You know, place without carpets and usually with floor tiles instead of wood so it's easier to clean...
It’s no different than dog owners allowing Fido to crawl in bed with them after he just took a dump outside and is now snuggling up to you with a poopy butt.
Yeah. Came to say this. The people saying otherwise either don’t have cats with litter trays or have nose blindness. Regardless of smell, the risk of the cat spilling, kicking or even missing the litter is real… as demonstrated by the photo. That’s used cat litter all over a bedroom floor right next to where you sleep and in a walkway.
This photo is faked. What cat owner would fill the tan litter box completely to the brim? Even the neatest cat would be flinging that litter all over the floor, it's impossible not to. And the yellow container is even more ridiculous. The photographer just set up the mess and waited for the cat to plop down and pose next to it (or they photoshopped the cat in).
This is literally what the Lulu Lemon murderer did. I know that’s heavy, but she staged herself as a victim at her crime scene to blame the murder of her coworker on an intruder. Wild case.
Johnny Depp is a wife beater, that fact as been proven in court
[Judge Rules Johnny Depp is a wife beater](https://www.reuters.com/article/britain-people-depp-idINKBN27H1UB)
If you knew anything about the UK you'd know the press use specific wording to get around libel laws. Doesn't matter what they say, as long as everything is phrased in a specific way they can't get done for libel. Also, the paper in question is The S*n, the sleaziest of all the British papers. They could post an article that the sky is blue and I'd take it with a pinch of salt, they're *that* bad. They didn't prove he was a wife beater, they proved The S*ns story wasn't totally false, a big difference. Just putting "allegedly" in a story is enough for it to be classed as accurate.
It's all about perception, knowing cats it's probably rubbing it your face in saying "MEOW-AH-AH look at what I can get away with"
Promise right after I posted that I saw this
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/vgql6z/a_wholesome_reason_to_exist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Probably the best tactic for a criminal to get away. Cops run in and shoot a few unarmed civilians, and pop up and say, “well I think you got em all”. Shit happens more often than you’d believe. It’s just so humiliating it’s never talked about on news. For instance Fort Hood.
There was an episode of CSI NY that did this where a women was running screaming down a street covered in blood screaming and got in q bate car to escape, telling tje officer the killer was still inside and when theu entered the apartment sje came from found a small blood bath.
Was revealed she was the murderer and concocted concocted whole thing to throw suspicion off herself and it worked for a while.
This happened to me once when I bought light weight cat litter for the first time. I came home and thought “damn it smells like litter-box in here!” I went to go check it and it was on its side and there was litter everywhere. My theory cat wasn’t used to the box being so light so his hefty frame tipped it over when he was getting in or out. Poor boy looked so guilty. But I know it was a mistake. He’s never done it again.
My cat every morning: touches noses with me or gently smacks me with his paw (no claws extended) and mews softly to wake me up. My cat really is a darling, he's the best cat I've ever had. But then he also makes sure to do some dance where he ends up on his back showing his belly once I'm awake and walking around. This may be intentional manipulation to deny responsibility for any breakage, spillage or other mishaps that occurred while "mama" was asleep.
It works. It works for him.
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I can't let my cat find out about this trick....
The three sentences to get you through life: Number 1: 'Cover for me.’, Number 2: 'Oh, good idea, boss!’, and Number 3: 'It was like that when I got here.’ It seems like cat used number 3!
Nah, cat used Number 4: "Ow, Ow, my back, i need workman's comp"
Looks like a number 5 to me: shit you not, slipped in the shitter
"it wasn't me, I swear" lol
dog stepped on a bee
Cat stepped on a pee
makes sense
She wants the D
Is the one for me???
Only if you want it to be 😏
Oh yes baby 🥵
🫦🫦🥵
Oh baby im on my knees
I’m such a lucky man 😋💦
Im just mortified that someone sleeps that close to not 1, but THREE fn litter boxes, so foul.
if you have cat, got a decent litter and clean them often, they don't smell bad at all
I mean it’s still a toilet bowl? inhaling litter dust all night- no way.
Don't buy dusty litter. Spend a little more, get good litter, totally worth it. If your cat litter smells bad you're doing it wrong. Try better products, pick up poo more often, change the whole litter once it starts smelling.
Okay but litter itself has a smell - idk man no judgement but I keep that shit in the bathroom
Buy wood pellets. Cheapest, can be thrown in toilet. Not dusty. Smells like wood and don't need artificial scent because it keeps urine smell well. Only downside is that you need a bottom sifting littertray and need to scoop poop out more frequently. But thats not much of a problem because you can dump in toilet with the pellets.
I prefer the pine pellets as well but I would love a top entry litter box and cant find one that also sifts. Definitely concur wood/pine pellets are excellent for the smell problem. And I can get them cheaply at lumber or agricultural supply stores.
True, I had to make one myself from an normal one by drilling holes for half an hour.
That’s all good — for me, dont put the cats shithole where you sleep, fuck, rest, read, lounge, etc etx
Now your bathroom has a smell problem. You just moved the problem elsewhere in the house you didn't solve it. Try different litters till you find one you're happy with. Also same with cat food. The difference between good products and bad ones is huge.
Keeping litter boxes in the bathroom is a terrible idea. The bathroom is not a dry place. Litter becomes smelly and more foul, because it absorbs moisture. The more moisture it absorbs from the air in the bathroom, the less it can do it’s actual job to absorb the cat’s grumpies and pee. It’s very ill-advised to keep litter boxes in the bathroom
I did all of these things as my cat was as pampered a cat to have ever existed but his litter box was not a foot from my bed.
i don't have that issue because i use pretty litter. it's a life saver
Your bedroom ain’t 5 feet from a human toilet??
More litter boxes is better. More clay to hide the pee and poo. Having less is worse. The good rule is to always have +1 litter box per cat. So 1 cat = 2 litter boxes, etc. And don’t buy cheap overly dry litter, that shit is bad for everybody, including the cats.
My clean freak friend has an electric litter box and spends $60 a month on blue kinda crystal looking litter that comes in a slide in cartridge, I can still smell it the second I enter the house. Cats just fucking smell, you're just used to it.
thank you.
Accepting that is why you smell it. My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter, or any other smell that seems to be a standard for people that get pets and don't keep their toilets clean. I scoop my litter box daily, sometimes twice a day. I have a charcoal deodorizer on top of the lid. I don't use dust heavy litter. Occasionally I shut the door and use an O3 deodorizer vacuum. I brush my cat weekly (the gloves are a godsend). I use a litter genie box. And I keep an otherwise clean house. E: oh and my neighbors own a cat. Their place doesn't reek either.
>Accepting that is why you smell it. I smell it because I have a nose. What does this even mean? >My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter, Yes it does. (Well, probably not the entire house since you put all that effort in) It's not complicated, you are storing cat piss and shit in your home. It's going to smell. You are just used to it, the same way smokers don't know their house reeks.
It means that when people just accept things like "bathrooms smell bad" instead of taking actions to prevent the accumulating things that make bathrooms smell bad, then the bathroom is going to smell. If you don't let urine accumulate in the small corners of a toilet seat, and on the ground, it won't smell like urine. Ammonia in cat piss is even worse, and fabrics absorb it. So if you prevent the smells from sitting for long periods of time, you prevent the fabrics in a house from absorbing it (beds and couches being the two primary culprits). I can promise you I'm not just used to the smell. I know this for two reasons. 1) occasionally I will get a whiff of ammonia. That's when I scoop the litter box a second time, and run the deodorizer. 2) I've had multiple friends come over and compliment on the fact that even though I own a cat, my house doesn't smell like a "normal house does with a Cat." I also like to cook with strong spices occasionally and one thing I cannot stand is smelling those spices the next day. Unfortunately I have an overhead microwave that has a fan, but isn't efficient. Instead of letting those smells settle into my living room, after I finish dinner, I open a few windows and turn out the attic fan I have in the garage, and run that for about 5 minutes. The draft carries a large portion of the smells away, and any residual is taken care of by finishing clean up. It takes serious effort to prevent smells from resting, but it is so worth it. And I get frustrated when people say things like "cats smell like ammonia." Cats are very clean animals. They don't like the smell either and that's why they bury their waste. Same as us and flushing it down a drain. The only reason a person's house will reek of litter is because they're too lazy to prevent it from happening in the first place. Like your friend with his $200 litter box instead of scooping out the litter and disposing it before the smells settle and soak into everything.
Trust me they do. You're just used to it
I've had people say that to me, then their home reeked of cat piss / shit. You know people can get used to smells? Also toxoplasma gondii parasite is known to alter the fear centre of rat brains to make them enjoy (instead of fear) the smell of cat urine. No idea how many people are actually infected but estimates are at least 40mil in US alone.
Why would anyone want to fear cat piss sounds like a win to me
Well, for the rats, it's a death sentence. For us, it makes us into weird people who enjoy smelling cat pee... I guess? Lol well, at least I know I'm not infected, cuz I can't stand that smell.
We're still gonna Love our cats. There's "thoughts" about People who dislike them...
Every cat owner i ever saw (myself included) keep the litter boxes in the same room as a toilet. You know, place without carpets and usually with floor tiles instead of wood so it's easier to clean...
some people live in really, really small places. we can't all have a 4000 square foot mcmansion in ohio
hopefully everyone has a bathroom tho ?? a closet by the door????
It’s no different than dog owners allowing Fido to crawl in bed with them after he just took a dump outside and is now snuggling up to you with a poopy butt.
Yeah that always revolted me.
Yeah. Came to say this. The people saying otherwise either don’t have cats with litter trays or have nose blindness. Regardless of smell, the risk of the cat spilling, kicking or even missing the litter is real… as demonstrated by the photo. That’s used cat litter all over a bedroom floor right next to where you sleep and in a walkway.
Im needing a xanax …
Maybe kitty passed out from the smell? 😹🤮
kitty was like “has some fn dignity!”
They call that the “Omni-man” approach
I was gonna say it’s the Saw 1 approach but yeah this works too.
Was looking for this comment lmao
Or the chloroform antics from that one Community episode
“It wasn’t me! It was the one armed man!”
...alright I confess! I did it, ya hear! And I'm glad, glad I tell ya!
*Oops I did it again...*
😹😹😹
[удалено]
... What?
Bro?
ah the sand has grown too powerful
The litter, it got me
All I can think is… Cat litter in your bedroom?!? Nooo.
For real. Thats gnarly.
The entirety of Amber Heard's case summed up into a single image
The cat stepped on a bee
Also Trump’s
Came here for this comment
Don't say that name. Let her legacy die.
https://youtu.be/ZmRQkcEEk94 Reminds me of the chloroform scene from community
Was looking for this comment, Community is the best lol.
Exactly what I thought too.
We all got chloroformed!
This photo is faked. What cat owner would fill the tan litter box completely to the brim? Even the neatest cat would be flinging that litter all over the floor, it's impossible not to. And the yellow container is even more ridiculous. The photographer just set up the mess and waited for the cat to plop down and pose next to it (or they photoshopped the cat in).
It had something to do with the dog.
I'll remember that when I have explosive diarrhea again. Thank you Taco bell/Chipotle combo and the toilet at work broke again.
"It was ANTEEFA, Susan!"
This had to be staged bc no way a cat can push over a litter box full of sand.
Trump built his whole career on this.
That cats acting like it tripped over it and is ready to sue you.
I need a little chalk outline here to make it complete.
This is literally what the Lulu Lemon murderer did. I know that’s heavy, but she staged herself as a victim at her crime scene to blame the murder of her coworker on an intruder. Wild case.
#AmberHeard
Let the legacy die by never mentioning her name.
Hilarious. 
Workers comp. Pay up.
amber heard moment
Don't mention that name. Let her legacy die.
Girlss ko idea mt do yaar😤
?????
Google translate doesn't help
Huh?
Kip yeap lombo gaans yii🎍
Bro, NSFW please xd
Johnny depp is this cats teacher
Are you on amber's side or wtf is going on?
Johnny Depp is a wife beater, that fact as been proven in court [Judge Rules Johnny Depp is a wife beater](https://www.reuters.com/article/britain-people-depp-idINKBN27H1UB)
If you knew anything about the UK you'd know the press use specific wording to get around libel laws. Doesn't matter what they say, as long as everything is phrased in a specific way they can't get done for libel. Also, the paper in question is The S*n, the sleaziest of all the British papers. They could post an article that the sky is blue and I'd take it with a pinch of salt, they're *that* bad. They didn't prove he was a wife beater, they proved The S*ns story wasn't totally false, a big difference. Just putting "allegedly" in a story is enough for it to be classed as accurate.
Not to mention I believe the one and only witness that it had been based off of has been charged with perjury for making the whole thing up.
Like the dog w the exploding pillow
Lol
Looks like someone didn't put enough litter in the cat box lol
Feel like there should be wasted across the screen
Just laying in its own shit glitter.
Oh no! Clearly there was an attack here of some sort! Is the cat ok??
Chu looking at, peasant? Clean it up!
That's hilarious
This cat is every criminal character in blue bloods
Made my whole office crack up at this.
"uuuuhhhhhhh... The dog did it"
This just solidified my decision for the litter trays with tops 😂
"It was a catastrophe."
Crazy babe 🤣🤣🤣💕
Cat logic 😁 is win
Hahaha
Lone girl movie! 😁
noted
Like in Fargo show the guy did
Florida house wives
This is, quite literally, what happened in Invincible.
chill bro my cat is on this app!!!
The Fargo method i see.
It was those pesky gremlins!!!!
“Leg disabled.” “Do you have a wheelchair?” “Yes” “Where?” “Stolen” “How did they get in?” “I don’t know!”
"It wasn't me-ow"
It worked for onmiman
Smart😂
Cats are amazing.
Now thats an accountable kitty.He made an mistake and is apologizing by showing his underside.Its ok kitty.Accidents happen.
So millionaires, politician, karen’s, and republicans are all cats in disguise? I KNEW IT!
“Oh my, please forgive me I must had one of my fainting spells- cat in southern voice
Help, I was going and I fell over, love me. ❤️❤️❤️
That cats name is Karen
Poor kitty 🥺
u/repostsleuthbot
Awww that is the cutest faked suicide.
Wasn’t this the plot of lamb to the slaughter by roald Dahl
sadly thats a classic cat move
It's all about perception, knowing cats it's probably rubbing it your face in saying "MEOW-AH-AH look at what I can get away with" Promise right after I posted that I saw this https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/vgql6z/a_wholesome_reason_to_exist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Open and shut case, Johnson. Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s go
,n Bc cv b n n kbb
Just come back in 5 minutes and ask what happened
Yep, that what my cat does.
Lol
"The sand attacked me"
i love cats for this reason 😂😂😂
So smart!
Probably the best tactic for a criminal to get away. Cops run in and shoot a few unarmed civilians, and pop up and say, “well I think you got em all”. Shit happens more often than you’d believe. It’s just so humiliating it’s never talked about on news. For instance Fort Hood.
There was an episode of CSI NY that did this where a women was running screaming down a street covered in blood screaming and got in q bate car to escape, telling tje officer the killer was still inside and when theu entered the apartment sje came from found a small blood bath. Was revealed she was the murderer and concocted concocted whole thing to throw suspicion off herself and it worked for a while.
It worked for omniman.
😂😂😂
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Blame the other cat
Almost worked for Amber heard
Who is Amber Turd ! 😂
That box would weigh more than that cat filled with all that sand. Why are you doing this to your cat?
😂😂😂❤️
amber heard be like
Amber Heard be like:
Hahaha, I can clearly see who's the victim here...🤣
Isn't that just what happened in invincible?
This happened to me once when I bought light weight cat litter for the first time. I came home and thought “damn it smells like litter-box in here!” I went to go check it and it was on its side and there was litter everywhere. My theory cat wasn’t used to the box being so light so his hefty frame tipped it over when he was getting in or out. Poor boy looked so guilty. But I know it was a mistake. He’s never done it again.
Am I the only one who thinks it’s gross to keep the litter box in the bedroom?
Thanks, but what about a cut? I cut my girlfriends neck open..
Amber took THAT to heart for sure.
Who the hell puts the cat's toilet in the bedroom?
r/shittylifeprotips
Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit.
Juicy smooolleet
Amber turd
🤣🤣 I couldn’t get out fast enough!
Perfect.
Cat nip overdose
Law & Order 101
Brilliant strategy...
That cat 100% innocent! It was the dog!
I saw this as I was watching the Amber Heard interview lmfao. Big coincidence? I think not.
Ah the republican playbook
Relatable
The cat boxes are in the bedroom??? I cannot even imagine…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My cat every morning: touches noses with me or gently smacks me with his paw (no claws extended) and mews softly to wake me up. My cat really is a darling, he's the best cat I've ever had. But then he also makes sure to do some dance where he ends up on his back showing his belly once I'm awake and walking around. This may be intentional manipulation to deny responsibility for any breakage, spillage or other mishaps that occurred while "mama" was asleep. It works. It works for him.
That's my exact thought when I spread my shit all over the 711 bathroom.
That's what Omniman did. Didn't work.
Ahaha smart move 😁
Ah, the Amber Heard approach
Too funny
>!isn't this just the plot of Invincible?!<
Ahh that reminds me of Fargo episode 1