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Maleficent-Spread-10

I can't let my cat find out about this trick....


phantomixie

The three sentences to get you through life: Number 1: 'Cover for me.’, Number 2: 'Oh, good idea, boss!’, and Number 3: 'It was like that when I got here.’ It seems like cat used number 3!


Kalrizion

Nah, cat used Number 4: "Ow, Ow, my back, i need workman's comp"


riesendulli

Looks like a number 5 to me: shit you not, slipped in the shitter


MarcCouillard

"it wasn't me, I swear" lol


driftingbout2-

dog stepped on a bee


Tamafune-Senpai

Cat stepped on a pee


driftingbout2-

makes sense


Macncheesr_

She wants the D


LowFpsGuy

Is the one for me???


Macncheesr_

Only if you want it to be 😏


LowFpsGuy

Oh yes baby 🥵


Macncheesr_

🫦🫦🥵


LowFpsGuy

Oh baby im on my knees


Macncheesr_

I’m such a lucky man 😋💦


throwdownd

Im just mortified that someone sleeps that close to not 1, but THREE fn litter boxes, so foul.


09Lynx

if you have cat, got a decent litter and clean them often, they don't smell bad at all


throwdownd

I mean it’s still a toilet bowl? inhaling litter dust all night- no way.


Little_Custard_8275

Don't buy dusty litter. Spend a little more, get good litter, totally worth it. If your cat litter smells bad you're doing it wrong. Try better products, pick up poo more often, change the whole litter once it starts smelling.


Theprincerivera

Okay but litter itself has a smell - idk man no judgement but I keep that shit in the bathroom


Linmizhang

Buy wood pellets. Cheapest, can be thrown in toilet. Not dusty. Smells like wood and don't need artificial scent because it keeps urine smell well. Only downside is that you need a bottom sifting littertray and need to scoop poop out more frequently. But thats not much of a problem because you can dump in toilet with the pellets.


day_tripper

I prefer the pine pellets as well but I would love a top entry litter box and cant find one that also sifts. Definitely concur wood/pine pellets are excellent for the smell problem. And I can get them cheaply at lumber or agricultural supply stores.


Linmizhang

True, I had to make one myself from an normal one by drilling holes for half an hour.


throwdownd

That’s all good — for me, dont put the cats shithole where you sleep, fuck, rest, read, lounge, etc etx


Little_Custard_8275

Now your bathroom has a smell problem. You just moved the problem elsewhere in the house you didn't solve it. Try different litters till you find one you're happy with. Also same with cat food. The difference between good products and bad ones is huge.


tegnatiek

Keeping litter boxes in the bathroom is a terrible idea. The bathroom is not a dry place. Litter becomes smelly and more foul, because it absorbs moisture. The more moisture it absorbs from the air in the bathroom, the less it can do it’s actual job to absorb the cat’s grumpies and pee. It’s very ill-advised to keep litter boxes in the bathroom


throwdownd

I did all of these things as my cat was as pampered a cat to have ever existed but his litter box was not a foot from my bed.


OmgItsBellaaa

i don't have that issue because i use pretty litter. it's a life saver


whyiwastemytimeonyou

Your bedroom ain’t 5 feet from a human toilet??


tegnatiek

More litter boxes is better. More clay to hide the pee and poo. Having less is worse. The good rule is to always have +1 litter box per cat. So 1 cat = 2 litter boxes, etc. And don’t buy cheap overly dry litter, that shit is bad for everybody, including the cats.


zerrff

My clean freak friend has an electric litter box and spends $60 a month on blue kinda crystal looking litter that comes in a slide in cartridge, I can still smell it the second I enter the house. Cats just fucking smell, you're just used to it.


throwdownd

thank you.


Hinote21

Accepting that is why you smell it. My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter, or any other smell that seems to be a standard for people that get pets and don't keep their toilets clean. I scoop my litter box daily, sometimes twice a day. I have a charcoal deodorizer on top of the lid. I don't use dust heavy litter. Occasionally I shut the door and use an O3 deodorizer vacuum. I brush my cat weekly (the gloves are a godsend). I use a litter genie box. And I keep an otherwise clean house. E: oh and my neighbors own a cat. Their place doesn't reek either.


zerrff

>Accepting that is why you smell it. I smell it because I have a nose. What does this even mean? >My house nor room smells like ammonia, litter, Yes it does. (Well, probably not the entire house since you put all that effort in) It's not complicated, you are storing cat piss and shit in your home. It's going to smell. You are just used to it, the same way smokers don't know their house reeks.


Hinote21

It means that when people just accept things like "bathrooms smell bad" instead of taking actions to prevent the accumulating things that make bathrooms smell bad, then the bathroom is going to smell. If you don't let urine accumulate in the small corners of a toilet seat, and on the ground, it won't smell like urine. Ammonia in cat piss is even worse, and fabrics absorb it. So if you prevent the smells from sitting for long periods of time, you prevent the fabrics in a house from absorbing it (beds and couches being the two primary culprits). I can promise you I'm not just used to the smell. I know this for two reasons. 1) occasionally I will get a whiff of ammonia. That's when I scoop the litter box a second time, and run the deodorizer. 2) I've had multiple friends come over and compliment on the fact that even though I own a cat, my house doesn't smell like a "normal house does with a Cat." I also like to cook with strong spices occasionally and one thing I cannot stand is smelling those spices the next day. Unfortunately I have an overhead microwave that has a fan, but isn't efficient. Instead of letting those smells settle into my living room, after I finish dinner, I open a few windows and turn out the attic fan I have in the garage, and run that for about 5 minutes. The draft carries a large portion of the smells away, and any residual is taken care of by finishing clean up. It takes serious effort to prevent smells from resting, but it is so worth it. And I get frustrated when people say things like "cats smell like ammonia." Cats are very clean animals. They don't like the smell either and that's why they bury their waste. Same as us and flushing it down a drain. The only reason a person's house will reek of litter is because they're too lazy to prevent it from happening in the first place. Like your friend with his $200 litter box instead of scooping out the litter and disposing it before the smells settle and soak into everything.


DatApe

Trust me they do. You're just used to it


things_U_choose_2_b

I've had people say that to me, then their home reeked of cat piss / shit. You know people can get used to smells? Also toxoplasma gondii parasite is known to alter the fear centre of rat brains to make them enjoy (instead of fear) the smell of cat urine. No idea how many people are actually infected but estimates are at least 40mil in US alone.


Lumpy_Meringue8285

Why would anyone want to fear cat piss sounds like a win to me


2pissedoffdude2

Well, for the rats, it's a death sentence. For us, it makes us into weird people who enjoy smelling cat pee... I guess? Lol well, at least I know I'm not infected, cuz I can't stand that smell.


Designer-Mirror-7995

We're still gonna Love our cats. There's "thoughts" about People who dislike them...


deSuspect

Every cat owner i ever saw (myself included) keep the litter boxes in the same room as a toilet. You know, place without carpets and usually with floor tiles instead of wood so it's easier to clean...


burgpug

some people live in really, really small places. we can't all have a 4000 square foot mcmansion in ohio


throwdownd

hopefully everyone has a bathroom tho ?? a closet by the door????


A-Great-Life

It’s no different than dog owners allowing Fido to crawl in bed with them after he just took a dump outside and is now snuggling up to you with a poopy butt.


Candide-Jr

Yeah that always revolted me.


highlandviper

Yeah. Came to say this. The people saying otherwise either don’t have cats with litter trays or have nose blindness. Regardless of smell, the risk of the cat spilling, kicking or even missing the litter is real… as demonstrated by the photo. That’s used cat litter all over a bedroom floor right next to where you sleep and in a walkway.


throwdownd

Im needing a xanax …


Then_Campaign7264

Maybe kitty passed out from the smell? 😹🤮


throwdownd

kitty was like “has some fn dignity!”


bumblebeetown

They call that the “Omni-man” approach


Frognificent

I was gonna say it’s the Saw 1 approach but yeah this works too.


K3164N

Was looking for this comment lmao


Real-Platy

Or the chloroform antics from that one Community episode


Gunslinger_11

“It wasn’t me! It was the one armed man!”


Candide-Jr

...alright I confess! I did it, ya hear! And I'm glad, glad I tell ya!


pennyroyal_tea159

*Oops I did it again...*


Dont-Lick-the-Cat

😹😹😹


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[удалено]


RealSteamyBacon

... What?


anotherattentionslut

Bro?


BumboBigBaggin

ah the sand has grown too powerful


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

The litter, it got me


amb00000

All I can think is… Cat litter in your bedroom?!? Nooo.


high_pine

For real. Thats gnarly.


Magic20954

The entirety of Amber Heard's case summed up into a single image


AFlyingNun

The cat stepped on a bee


lessperfect

Also Trump’s


Legitimate_Editor_86

Came here for this comment


NSMetroid

Don't say that name. Let her legacy die.


Roach2791

https://youtu.be/ZmRQkcEEk94 Reminds me of the chloroform scene from community


Siddekid22

Was looking for this comment, Community is the best lol.


sirsloppyjoe

Exactly what I thought too.


tryinfordefyin

We all got chloroformed!


betterworld62

This photo is faked. What cat owner would fill the tan litter box completely to the brim? Even the neatest cat would be flinging that litter all over the floor, it's impossible not to. And the yellow container is even more ridiculous. The photographer just set up the mess and waited for the cat to plop down and pose next to it (or they photoshopped the cat in).


ConaCoyote

It had something to do with the dog.


BLS_Express

I'll remember that when I have explosive diarrhea again. Thank you Taco bell/Chipotle combo and the toilet at work broke again.


itzTHATgai

"It was ANTEEFA, Susan!"


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

This had to be staged bc no way a cat can push over a litter box full of sand.


SmartSzabo

Trump built his whole career on this.


AonoGhoul

That cats acting like it tripped over it and is ready to sue you.


Classic_Active1549

I need a little chalk outline here to make it complete.


chungkingxbricks

This is literally what the Lulu Lemon murderer did. I know that’s heavy, but she staged herself as a victim at her crime scene to blame the murder of her coworker on an intruder. Wild case.


TexasOkieInSeattle

#AmberHeard


NSMetroid

Let the legacy die by never mentioning her name.


1978malibu

Hilarious. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


PurinityMKII

Workers comp. Pay up.


HouseMean1699

amber heard moment


NSMetroid

Don't mention that name. Let her legacy die.


Abhas_3024

Girlss ko idea mt do yaar😤


PrincessLorie

?????


FatElk

Google translate doesn't help


jenalidx

Huh?


MarxLover_69

Kip yeap lombo gaans yii🎍


guillemmvr

Bro, NSFW please xd


SKUNKpudding

Johnny depp is this cats teacher


Active-Sale-1296

Are you on amber's side or wtf is going on?


No_Values

Johnny Depp is a wife beater, that fact as been proven in court [Judge Rules Johnny Depp is a wife beater](https://www.reuters.com/article/britain-people-depp-idINKBN27H1UB)


lolzidop

If you knew anything about the UK you'd know the press use specific wording to get around libel laws. Doesn't matter what they say, as long as everything is phrased in a specific way they can't get done for libel. Also, the paper in question is The S*n, the sleaziest of all the British papers. They could post an article that the sky is blue and I'd take it with a pinch of salt, they're *that* bad. They didn't prove he was a wife beater, they proved The S*ns story wasn't totally false, a big difference. Just putting "allegedly" in a story is enough for it to be classed as accurate.


Scorch215

Not to mention I believe the one and only witness that it had been based off of has been charged with perjury for making the whole thing up.


YellowMenace123

Like the dog w the exploding pillow


bisexualnaturist

Lol


KingPerry0

Looks like someone didn't put enough litter in the cat box lol


Whosdad_702

Feel like there should be wasted across the screen


Polka_Never_Dies_

Just laying in its own shit glitter.


Ekdp3

Oh no! Clearly there was an attack here of some sort! Is the cat ok??


Tridoubleu

Chu looking at, peasant? Clean it up!


Zealousideal_Sir_394

That's hilarious


Scottche

This cat is every criminal character in blue bloods


ArchAngel76667

Made my whole office crack up at this.


JESTERKING000

"uuuuhhhhhhh... The dog did it"


Unlikely-Impact7766

This just solidified my decision for the litter trays with tops 😂


itsmuddy

"It was a catastrophe."


tasha_gamin

Crazy babe 🤣🤣🤣💕


MagnitudeUltra

Cat logic 😁 is win


Paola212

Hahaha


DistributionLong6722

Lone girl movie! 😁


potymon

![gif](giphy|Urnszxke5HwkfeXtJf|downsized)


7aNEl

noted


Express-Row-1504

Like in Fargo show the guy did


Dull-Practice-4861

Florida house wives


Duducarballo

This is, quite literally, what happened in Invincible.


ZukoBlyatthethird

chill bro my cat is on this app!!!


J3sse_P1nkm4n

![gif](giphy|Bs0GXj3ew6xxK)


idontlikeredditbutok

The Fargo method i see.


mjasgard

It was those pesky gremlins!!!!


elevenmadison

“Leg disabled.” “Do you have a wheelchair?” “Yes” “Where?” “Stolen” “How did they get in?” “I don’t know!”


davesy69

"It wasn't me-ow"


Studelston000

It worked for onmiman


tossed_between

Smart😂


dontknockhotmail

Cats are amazing.


Maximum-Jelly-7753

Now thats an accountable kitty.He made an mistake and is apologizing by showing his underside.Its ok kitty.Accidents happen.


1onnude

So millionaires, politician, karen’s, and republicans are all cats in disguise? I KNEW IT!


evanfavor

“Oh my, please forgive me I must had one of my fainting spells- cat in southern voice


Sxn747Strangers

Help, I was going and I fell over, love me. ❤️❤️❤️


Jossue88

That cats name is Karen


electron377

Poor kitty 🥺


Behimothgames

u/repostsleuthbot


Virtual_Attention_24

Awww that is the cutest faked suicide.


Fair_Turn_8666

Wasn’t this the plot of lamb to the slaughter by roald Dahl


Longjumping-Idea-459

sadly thats a classic cat move


dumber_than_who

It's all about perception, knowing cats it's probably rubbing it your face in saying "MEOW-AH-AH look at what I can get away with" Promise right after I posted that I saw this https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/vgql6z/a_wholesome_reason_to_exist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


fugazi-stugotz

Open and shut case, Johnson. Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s go


spotszilla

,n Bc cv b n n kbb


abbiebees

Just come back in 5 minutes and ask what happened


Fred5792

Yep, that what my cat does.


Resinate1

Lol


FUCKINGNERDSASSES

"The sand attacked me"


cant_fly17

i love cats for this reason 😂😂😂


Macncheesr_

So smart!


Dumbdad_knows_85

Probably the best tactic for a criminal to get away. Cops run in and shoot a few unarmed civilians, and pop up and say, “well I think you got em all”. Shit happens more often than you’d believe. It’s just so humiliating it’s never talked about on news. For instance Fort Hood.


Scorch215

There was an episode of CSI NY that did this where a women was running screaming down a street covered in blood screaming and got in q bate car to escape, telling tje officer the killer was still inside and when theu entered the apartment sje came from found a small blood bath. Was revealed she was the murderer and concocted concocted whole thing to throw suspicion off herself and it worked for a while.


SonofPwn

It worked for omniman.


Alive_Introduction21

😂😂😂


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theycpr

Blame the other cat


wildagain

Almost worked for Amber heard


KrisMisZ

Who is Amber Turd ! 😂


A56964I

That box would weigh more than that cat filled with all that sand. Why are you doing this to your cat?


Vegetable_Lunch_5772

😂😂😂❤️


Poisoned_by_putin

amber heard be like


Mr_McTurtle123

Amber Heard be like:


Gu2pi

Hahaha, I can clearly see who's the victim here...🤣


Nicegye00

Isn't that just what happened in invincible?


whorgans

This happened to me once when I bought light weight cat litter for the first time. I came home and thought “damn it smells like litter-box in here!” I went to go check it and it was on its side and there was litter everywhere. My theory cat wasn’t used to the box being so light so his hefty frame tipped it over when he was getting in or out. Poor boy looked so guilty. But I know it was a mistake. He’s never done it again.


HarlieMinou

Am I the only one who thinks it’s gross to keep the litter box in the bedroom?


LowFpsGuy

Thanks, but what about a cut? I cut my girlfriends neck open..


Sound_Snake_32

Amber took THAT to heart for sure.


RealDEady42

Who the hell puts the cat's toilet in the bedroom?


cubanpajamas

r/shittylifeprotips


Westwoodpigeon

Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit.


Thin_Raspberry_4246

Juicy smooolleet


Thin_Raspberry_4246

Amber turd


Worried-Possible7529

🤣🤣 I couldn’t get out fast enough!


Mendicant_666

Perfect.


sky22299

Cat nip overdose


SuperX101532

Law & Order 101


scotlan2024

Brilliant strategy...


Tacitus_Kilgore85

That cat 100% innocent! It was the dog!


Ok-Ocelot-1661

I saw this as I was watching the Amber Heard interview lmfao. Big coincidence? I think not.


PhaedrusOne

Ah the republican playbook


Unhuq

Relatable


Tiredofit07

The cat boxes are in the bedroom??? I cannot even imagine…


Fernsjjf

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thalassa_Goddess

My cat every morning: touches noses with me or gently smacks me with his paw (no claws extended) and mews softly to wake me up. My cat really is a darling, he's the best cat I've ever had. But then he also makes sure to do some dance where he ends up on his back showing his belly once I'm awake and walking around. This may be intentional manipulation to deny responsibility for any breakage, spillage or other mishaps that occurred while "mama" was asleep. It works. It works for him.


WOMAN-KISSER

That's my exact thought when I spread my shit all over the 711 bathroom.


DetrimentalAssistant

That's what Omniman did. Didn't work.


renavlogs1224

Ahaha smart move 😁


functionalsociopathy

Ah, the Amber Heard approach


Steups13

Too funny


panprimary

>!isn't this just the plot of Invincible?!<


RIP2UAnders

Ahh that reminds me of Fargo episode 1