By - pietradolce
Some of the funniest shit I have seen on here in a while.
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Untitled goose game in live action.
✓ Trap the shop keeper
Came here to comment this
"I just need your phone"
Goose on the Loose
I love geese. Bastards just don't give a fuck
They give a fuck that we're alive and intend to do something about it.
Man, I love this comment so much.
No they give a fuck, it's just they give so much of a fuck that if you don't conform to there taste they attack you.
They don't really care if you conform to their taste or not. They still attack you. Because.
Swans are savages too.
Indeed. But they just don't carry that air of hilarious terror that a head down, full speed ahead, goose does...
I love how it has it's head down. Sheet determination. Bitch has it comin
It's just the one swan, actually.
Geese when you are 1mm short: peace was never an option
Ducks: evil quack
what did he do to her? who knows?
Don’t give a fuck AND choose violence.
we geese love you too
Well, if I couldn't deal any damage and my bones broke from any punch I'd probably be running naked at people while screamming with my hands in the air too.
They also taste better than turkey or chickens. A thought that their little dinosaurian minds has yet to evolve enough to contemplate.
One of those chased me once for no reason. Ever since then I’ve been scared of them
They angry 😆
I was attacked by one when I was around 8 or so. Been scared of those fuckers ever since. Keep in mind that my buddies and me would catch water moccasins for fun and I've owned four tarantulas amongst other pythons and boas. Geese are literally the only animal I've experienced first hand that I am afraid of.
That is the wisdom of experience.
Lol if you're anywhere in the vicinity of their nest they will fug your shit up
Or if you have food. Picnicing in the local park where I grew up was a complicated event that involved a lot of throwing food as distractions and running away.
I had one run across a busy street to chase me down. Only reason we aren't all dead is that geese haven't figured out how to kill us.
Well I feel like an idiot now. I was falling asleep when I wrote that comment and I thought it was a swan lol
It was a swan that chased me, but they must be related because it was the exact same aggression like in this video 😆
Swans are just bigger, meaner geese.
I once heard that swans are just geese with good PR
Bigger, meaner geese that can break your arms, yeah.
A swan chased me and my collie when I was a teen! I’ve got this 11 year old collie who gives exactly 0 fucks about anything anymore because arthritis is setting in, and I’m trying to encourage her to move faster as I try to get her away from the terrifying living goddam dinosaur of a swan that’s coming at us with its wings spread wide and mouth open. I don’t trust swans or geese ever since.
I also have a collie 2 years old and completely mental 😆
This was when I was around 10 so before I had him. What made it worse was this old woman was shouting that the swan can break your arms with its wing.
I don’t know if that’s true or not, but the fact an old woman was saying it made m believe so.
I hope you’re spoiling your collie now, they are the best!
This was back in about 1999ish. I think Sandy survived to about 2002. She was amazing. We had two collies growing up, we got the first, Dusty, when I was about 1 and Sandy for my 4th birthday. By the time I was 7, I could walk them off leash though the countryside. Not because they were so well trained that they listened to my every command, but because they knew they had to make sure I was safe even while they played tag. I cannot imagine my childhood without them protecting me from my dad trying to tickle me until I peed my pants or tattling on me and my brother when we were jumping on the bed. They were amazing dogs.
Haha nice story. Mine can’t walk off the lead because he tries protect me from people and barks at them and jumps around them. They get angry and shout get that dog under control, but that makes him more upset.
For some reason it’s only if the person is walking alone, more than one person and he’s all wiggly and wagging his tail and super friendly, but then he spots someone walking alone and he’ll run after them barking.
He also doesn’t listen to me as he loves being “naughty”. Like he enjoys getting into trouble because of how I react and it’s all fun for him. I just love him so much that I can’t be mad at him. He is 100% ready 100% of the time to have 100% fun 😆
That is a swan in the video.
geese are dinosaurs
birds are a type of dinosaur
They bite so fucking hard.
Not all women are like that
I tried scaring a couple when I was maybe 4 or 5. They didn't even move. It was a couple years later when I realized this: Don't fuck with geese
She considered saving the bunny. Considered
You're terrible 🤣🤣🤣
I would have saved the bunnies
Or used as bun shield
Hell I thought she was going to run up to it and kick the cage lol
More like using it as a decoy
For the uninitiated there was a story, I forget in which podcast about someone who had a Mexican coworker. One day a goose was outside their workplace harassing people as they entered. When the Mexican arrived they told the coworkers “I do not like the cobra chicken”.
\*Honk honk honk\*
Geese are some mean mfs
Is this China? Asking for another goose.
You can tell by the tracking devices and the identity recognition software in the cameras
Little bastard was on the war waddle
…that waddle still haunts me to this day…
We have a ton of them at the automotive plant I work at. Those fuckers ain't no joke. One of them has thug tattooed on the underside of one wing and life tattooed on the other one. And I swear I saw one with a 45 tucked up under a wing.
And that’s just what the dudes at the plant need to make it safely through the parking lot in breeding season
Snake chickens will wreck your shit!!
Definitely was waiting for a car to come crashing into the building. This was worse.
Same here, the goose was a surprise. That poor girl.
I love her reaction" Oh shit a goose! Run to the left run run run oh shit rabbits!
How i wish there was sound to this video
“Why are you running… WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!!!”
The rabbits are keeping count
And the cage is for their own protection
Why no yellow rectangle on the goose? Is it flying under the radar?
This is a demonstration of stealth goose technology.
Its got the ghost perk
Untiled Goose game IRL?
When you accidentally kills dragon warrior
Leda & the Swan
Mess with the goose, we letting it loose
**mess with the goose, and i will prepare the noose**
If you see it's loose, don't mess with the goose!
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It’s over. You aren’t coming out on top. Even bread won’t please the monster.
That goose woke up that morning and the choice was clear...the choice was violence.
why are there rabbits in the cage outside :(
Food i think
That was my first thought, those poor bunnies in that little cage :(
sad to see that :/
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I sense a personal revenge in here. The stories that bunny could tell…
Why are those 2 tabbies isn’t that tiny ass cage
The rabbits did nothing to help, they just sat there gawping… useless!
I love how in this video the funny animal is human ahahahah
Goose just want to free its bunny friends
as a canadian I live in fear of *those* ducks everyday 😞
*"We need to talk, Barbara!"*
POV you're uncle follows u into you're room
Serious question how harmful is their bite or peck or whatever they do? Their beak just looks like harmless blunt plastic idk how much damage can they do. I have been followed by a goose when I was like 8 but never discovered what they do when they catch up to you. Do they just bump their beak.
I thought it was a white plastic bag at first.
The bunny is like run bich
That was the Lisa Lam real killer
It also happens to me every time I see a pit bull, I run away.
That's why they run away.
I’m glad someone decided to edit in that yellow rectangle otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to follow what was going on
Security cameras do that automatically to show where it detected motion
i thought she was running away from the yellow square
I would down a bottle of antipsychotics
A very stealth goose
More likely bounding boxes from a computer vision program that detects pedestrians
American walking my 29lbs corgi off leash. My corgi may as well be a mute. Never barks or bites at anything.
Asian lady comes around the corner doesn't see my dog. When she does see my dog. She screams bloody murder, jumps hands in the air and legitimately runs away. I stop. Stand there. Me and my corgi woofie Goldberg just stand there with the most perplexed look on our face.
I could understand maybe for like... a huge pitbull, but a corgi? Lol. My family dog is a lil white pomeranian. Doesn't bite, doesn't bark at anyone, is literally just vibing. TONS of people lose their shit in fear when they see him I.e. jumping back when the elevator door opens and refusing to get in. I find it so strange.
Ha! But please keep your dog on its leash.
Geese are vicious, why are they allowed to just roam around the park? When I go down to the lake it’s like a full blown riot with them honking and flapping all up your face.
mess with the honk and you will be bonked
Lol "allowed to just roam around the park"...
It's in attack mode! Run!
He was on a mission !
Untitled goose game now supports raytracing
Holy shit that was unexpected XD I almost choked on an m&m
I thought a vehicle gonna hit her position or something very unexpected
My god! The devil fowl!
Mannnn, geese are something else!! I took my son over to his boyfriend's house today; he has geese. I have a plethora of video footage of the geese at their place going ape shit! 😂😂😂 They have complete conversations with me and other times they have complete conversations ABOUT ME....in FRONT of me. They let me know who's boss! Never fails. Oh and the black rooster...we have an alliance because we'll...they bully him! 😂😂😂 Worst of it all...the geese are only three months old!
**WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING TO SARAH. YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME. I HAVE WINGS**
**sarah will never escape me**
-10 social points
In my mind i heard Scorpion say get over here for some reason
Peace was never an option.
Geese charging will never not be funny. Unless you are the one being charged.
The way it charges has me dying.
hahha very funny
There’s a lot of these in a park that I went to for the first time recently and I was so scared to walk through them and the guy I was with was so unbothered and I’m like “did you not see THE VIDEOS???”
And then was worried they just know I’m scared. Easy for him to not care though given that he didn’t have his legs out ready to be nibbled on.
I was expecting a pack of wild dogs. This is so much worse.
Could post this in r/unexpected cause I thought it was a tire gone rogue or a more dangerous animal
‘I swear if I catch up to that bitch…’
Just like the video game
Goose can be so aggressive.... I remember I was terrified of them when I was a child.
And from roosters.... Man, one was flew on top of my head and it pecked me 😱😭
The goose gangs take over and terrorize town...
we geese will soon take over the world
Thanks for the yellow square, I would never have seen that woman without it
Revenge of the Geese
"youthinkyouknowme, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME, HELEN!"
This is the way
People always make geese's attacks sound so bad. I just have a really hard time imagining that. How bad are they exactly?
“Todays the day, Connie!”
Her hitbox big af
Reminds of that one goose game
"I SEE YOU ALICA, NOW WHERE'S MY MONEY!?!?"
PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
~ Goose, 2022
Geese will fuck you up, don't mess with them.
Netflix adaptation of untitled goose game
🤣 geese are so evil! Why are they so mean!!?
we protec, we attac but importantly **we will crack your bacc**
I expected something a lot larger with the way she was reacting. At first I thought bear, and then realized that didn't make sense for the environment. Then I thought a cow.
I didn't anticipate it being a goose. I laughed pretty damn hard as a consequence.
#peace was never an option, HONK!
The duck was probably going shuba shuba shuba
I would like to see this with the "will continue" message and the episode ending music of Jojo
Goose: Get Ready for War.
Well.... We don't have geese over here in India, but what about them which makes people scared of them.
Aren't they like ducks ( Honest question) ??
The next day mofo was ded 💀
The memes are real!!! 😂😂😂
I cant be the only one who thought a car was heading twords her then got surprised when its just a goose lmao
Lol I love how they waddle at you with their neck all down to streamline their lil aim at you.
People who've played the simulator find it even funnier I'm sure.
Please stop the gang violence 😞
I hate geese. Those things can rot in hell
If it weren't for that yellow box I never would have seen that woman
I expected a bull or a cow, not a puny fucking goose
I get the feeling this isn’t their first encounter.
Just grab it by the neck... 🤣
Cobra chickens are nasty.
I was walking my dog through the park and a few geese were terrorizing people coming the other way. Knowing how much of an asshole these guys are I was curious to see how they would react to my Malinois. I’ve never seen a group of geese nope the fuck out so fast into the middle of the pond.
Nice commie tracking software
What the fuck you do with my brother bitch