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_Xyreo_

Some of the funniest shit I have seen on here in a while. *Have a mod award!*


EnergisedTurkey

Untitled goose game in live action.


KevinPendragon

✓ Trap the shop keeper


Ubermidget2

Hjönk Hjönk


Prof1Kreates

Came here to comment this


Devils_468

"I just need your phone"


EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER

Goose on the Loose


LowkeyPony

I love geese. Bastards just don't give a fuck


Kindly-Committee-908

They give a fuck that we're alive and intend to do something about it.


Lorea_fun

Man, I love this comment so much.


PhalanxA51

No they give a fuck, it's just they give so much of a fuck that if you don't conform to there taste they attack you.


SpuddleBuns

They don't really care if you conform to their taste or not. They still attack you. Because.


Jlx_27

Swans are savages too.


SpuddleBuns

Indeed. But they just don't carry that air of hilarious terror that a head down, full speed ahead, goose does...


FranticReptile

I love how it has it's head down. Sheet determination. Bitch has it comin


ScruffleMcDufflebag

It's just the one swan, actually.


FearonForce

Geese when you are 1mm short: peace was never an option Ducks: evil quack


ailyll_cute

what did he do to her? who knows?


Jiyoh81

Being Alive


asu_lee

Don’t give a fuck AND choose violence.


Bonk_and_Honk

we geese love you too


Iamaconfuzzedhooman

r/beetlejuicing


siematoja02

Well, if I couldn't deal any damage and my bones broke from any punch I'd probably be running naked at people while screamming with my hands in the air too.


nbs-of-74

They also taste better than turkey or chickens. A thought that their little dinosaurian minds has yet to evolve enough to contemplate.


[deleted]

One of those chased me once for no reason. Ever since then I’ve been scared of them They angry 😆


Jaxager

I was attacked by one when I was around 8 or so. Been scared of those fuckers ever since. Keep in mind that my buddies and me would catch water moccasins for fun and I've owned four tarantulas amongst other pythons and boas. Geese are literally the only animal I've experienced first hand that I am afraid of.


SpuddleBuns

That is the wisdom of experience.


RipItSlipIt

Lol if you're anywhere in the vicinity of their nest they will fug your shit up


_allycat

Or if you have food. Picnicing in the local park where I grew up was a complicated event that involved a lot of throwing food as distractions and running away.


polyannamous567

I had one run across a busy street to chase me down. Only reason we aren't all dead is that geese haven't figured out how to kill us.


[deleted]

Well I feel like an idiot now. I was falling asleep when I wrote that comment and I thought it was a swan lol It was a swan that chased me, but they must be related because it was the exact same aggression like in this video 😆


MisterDonkey

Swans are just bigger, meaner geese.


LuMo096

I once heard that swans are just geese with good PR


RedHeadRaccoon13

Bigger, meaner geese that can break your arms, yeah.


jwigs85

A swan chased me and my collie when I was a teen! I’ve got this 11 year old collie who gives exactly 0 fucks about anything anymore because arthritis is setting in, and I’m trying to encourage her to move faster as I try to get her away from the terrifying living goddam dinosaur of a swan that’s coming at us with its wings spread wide and mouth open. I don’t trust swans or geese ever since.


[deleted]

I also have a collie 2 years old and completely mental 😆 This was when I was around 10 so before I had him. What made it worse was this old woman was shouting that the swan can break your arms with its wing. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but the fact an old woman was saying it made m believe so. I hope you’re spoiling your collie now, they are the best!


jwigs85

This was back in about 1999ish. I think Sandy survived to about 2002. She was amazing. We had two collies growing up, we got the first, Dusty, when I was about 1 and Sandy for my 4th birthday. By the time I was 7, I could walk them off leash though the countryside. Not because they were so well trained that they listened to my every command, but because they knew they had to make sure I was safe even while they played tag. I cannot imagine my childhood without them protecting me from my dad trying to tickle me until I peed my pants or tattling on me and my brother when we were jumping on the bed. They were amazing dogs.


[deleted]

Haha nice story. Mine can’t walk off the lead because he tries protect me from people and barks at them and jumps around them. They get angry and shout get that dog under control, but that makes him more upset. For some reason it’s only if the person is walking alone, more than one person and he’s all wiggly and wagging his tail and super friendly, but then he spots someone walking alone and he’ll run after them barking. He also doesn’t listen to me as he loves being “naughty”. Like he enjoys getting into trouble because of how I react and it’s all fun for him. I just love him so much that I can’t be mad at him. He is 100% ready 100% of the time to have 100% fun 😆


RedHeadRaccoon13

That is a swan in the video.


free_bird_eren

geese are dinosaurs birds are a type of dinosaur


igetalogiawheni

They bite so fucking hard.


ConfuzedAndDazed

Not all women are like that


Doggo2369

I tried scaring a couple when I was maybe 4 or 5. They didn't even move. It was a couple years later when I realized this: Don't fuck with geese


4stringbrewer

She considered saving the bunny. Considered


No_Knowledge_8802

You're terrible 🤣🤣🤣


4stringbrewer

I would have saved the bunnies


SlowBad4844

Or used as bun shield


No_Knowledge_8802

Sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


NevaMO

Hell I thought she was going to run up to it and kick the cage lol


Dab4Becky

More like using it as a decoy


Jiyoh81

IMMA GETCHU


cingkalico

Cobra chicken


Firstearth

Underrated comment. For the uninitiated there was a story, I forget in which podcast about someone who had a Mexican coworker. One day a goose was outside their workplace harassing people as they entered. When the Mexican arrived they told the coworkers “I do not like the cobra chicken”.


Exile688

\*Honk honk honk\*


New-Nefariousness234

Geese are some mean mfs


EnesIsMyName

Is this China? Asking for another goose.


Daniels_2003

You can tell by the tracking devices and the identity recognition software in the cameras


ubapook2

Little bastard was on the war waddle


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

…that waddle still haunts me to this day…


Jaxager

We have a ton of them at the automotive plant I work at. Those fuckers ain't no joke. One of them has thug tattooed on the underside of one wing and life tattooed on the other one. And I swear I saw one with a 45 tucked up under a wing.


[deleted]

And that’s just what the dudes at the plant need to make it safely through the parking lot in breeding season


AhAhStayinAnonymous

Snake chickens will wreck your shit!!


Redditsmytrigger

Definitely was waiting for a car to come crashing into the building. This was worse.


Unhappy-Database-273

Same here, the goose was a surprise. That poor girl.


Hackedhaccount

I love her reaction" Oh shit a goose! Run to the left run run run oh shit rabbits!


Jesus360noscope

How i wish there was sound to this video


BrickedSkyrimSave

“Why are you running… WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!!!”


Dark_Reaper115

u/savevideo


DisastrousLeek1290

The rabbits are keeping count


chaotic_peacemaker

And the cage is for their own protection


peter-forward

Why no yellow rectangle on the goose? Is it flying under the radar?


lesser_panjandrum

This is a demonstration of stealth goose technology.


BumbleFlex19

Its got the ghost perk


Carlthebat9999

Untiled Goose game IRL? ![gif](giphy|J2rGVm4yz9Z7hyxY6W)


vizz8reddit

When you accidentally kills dragon warrior


albatrostardust

Leda & the Swan


Lefthandedscientist

HONKHONKHONKHONK


Bonk_and_Honk

honk


Okyna-1993

Mess with the goose, we letting it loose


Bonk_and_Honk

**mess with the goose, and i will prepare the noose**


SpuddleBuns

If you see it's loose, don't mess with the goose!


dac2u

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Less-Satisfaction272

It’s over. You aren’t coming out on top. Even bread won’t please the monster.


not_gonna_lurk

That goose woke up that morning and the choice was clear...the choice was violence.


vulpix7777

why are there rabbits in the cage outside :(


leem16boosted

Food i think


imissbreakingbad

That was my first thought, those poor bunnies in that little cage :(


jhwatts10

sad to see that :/


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Aspierago

She dead?


eh_pinkachou

I sense a personal revenge in here. The stories that bunny could tell…


Olaaphrodite

Why are those 2 tabbies isn’t that tiny ass cage


watton_earth

The rabbits did nothing to help, they just sat there gawping… useless!


dopeaminenotanime

I love how in this video the funny animal is human ahahahah


Hel90

Goose just want to free its bunny friends


PieElectrical8828

as a canadian I live in fear of *those* ducks everyday 😞


-Motor-

*"We need to talk, Barbara!"*


gladpenguin7

POV you're uncle follows u into you're room


shikiiiryougi

Serious question how harmful is their bite or peck or whatever they do? Their beak just looks like harmless blunt plastic idk how much damage can they do. I have been followed by a goose when I was like 8 but never discovered what they do when they catch up to you. Do they just bump their beak.


DbzDokkanCat

I thought it was a white plastic bag at first. ![gif](giphy|FWNJ8Hdsk3YzK)


slag7979

The bunny is like run bich


peterwheel97

That was the Lisa Lam real killer


LoadedGull

*HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!*


BravelyPsychedelic

It also happens to me every time I see a pit bull, I run away.


Jlx_27

Not funny.


SpuddleBuns

That's why they run away.


MushOnline

I’m glad someone decided to edit in that yellow rectangle otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to follow what was going on


Bot9204755

Security cameras do that automatically to show where it detected motion


boynedmaster

i thought she was running away from the yellow square


igetalogiawheni

I would down a bottle of antipsychotics


No_Knowledge_8802

A very stealth goose


liamazing

More likely bounding boxes from a computer vision program that detects pedestrians


justtheentiredick

American walking my 29lbs corgi off leash. My corgi may as well be a mute. Never barks or bites at anything. Asian lady comes around the corner doesn't see my dog. When she does see my dog. She screams bloody murder, jumps hands in the air and legitimately runs away. I stop. Stand there. Me and my corgi woofie Goldberg just stand there with the most perplexed look on our face.


knotjust

I could understand maybe for like... a huge pitbull, but a corgi? Lol. My family dog is a lil white pomeranian. Doesn't bite, doesn't bark at anyone, is literally just vibing. TONS of people lose their shit in fear when they see him I.e. jumping back when the elevator door opens and refusing to get in. I find it so strange.


Jlx_27

Ha! But please keep your dog on its leash.


Ashamed_Hat1461

Geese are vicious, why are they allowed to just roam around the park? When I go down to the lake it’s like a full blown riot with them honking and flapping all up your face.


Bonk_and_Honk

mess with the honk and you will be bonked


bakedclark

Lol "allowed to just roam around the park"...


ChaK-x16

"Women ☕"


ashtonishing18

r/animalsbeingjerks


[deleted]

It's in attack mode! Run!


Helpfulpotato199

He was on a mission !


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Hirotrum

Untitled goose game now supports raytracing


JoJoVols58

Holy shit that was unexpected XD I almost choked on an m&m


AdDry384

I thought a vehicle gonna hit her position or something very unexpected


nckcrsby

My god! The devil fowl!


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Confident-Counter264

Mannnn, geese are something else!! I took my son over to his boyfriend's house today; he has geese. I have a plethora of video footage of the geese at their place going ape shit! 😂😂😂 They have complete conversations with me and other times they have complete conversations ABOUT ME....in FRONT of me. They let me know who's boss! Never fails. Oh and the black rooster...we have an alliance because we'll...they bully him! 😂😂😂 Worst of it all...the geese are only three months old!


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u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

**WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING TO SARAH. YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME. I HAVE WINGS**


Bonk_and_Honk

**sarah will never escape me**


Prestigious_Ape8888

-10 social points


Lorishorty06

Gooseee


Affectionate_Image_9

In my mind i heard Scorpion say get over here for some reason


Jenetyk

Peace was never an option.


Superb-Spare-8032

Geese charging will never not be funny. Unless you are the one being charged.


Superb-Spare-8032

The way it charges has me dying.


elinaus360

hahha very funny


No_Imagination8762

*HYONK HONK*


UnfairTeafrog

There’s a lot of these in a park that I went to for the first time recently and I was so scared to walk through them and the guy I was with was so unbothered and I’m like “did you not see THE VIDEOS???” And then was worried they just know I’m scared. Easy for him to not care though given that he didn’t have his legs out ready to be nibbled on.


Zeno_The_Alien

I was expecting a pack of wild dogs. This is so much worse.


KnightHiller

Could post this in r/unexpected cause I thought it was a tire gone rogue or a more dangerous animal


SheepskinSour

‘I swear if I catch up to that bitch…’


MC_Joschmo

Just like the video game


[deleted]

Goose can be so aggressive.... I remember I was terrified of them when I was a child. And from roosters.... Man, one was flew on top of my head and it pecked me 😱😭


Odys

The goose gangs take over and terrorize town...


Bonk_and_Honk

we geese will soon take over the world


FandomTrashForLife

Thanks for the yellow square, I would never have seen that woman without it


ichi24

Revenge of the Geese


RudeMulatto

"youthinkyouknowme, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME, HELEN!"


mikkokilla

This is the way


SamSamSammmmm

People always make geese's attacks sound so bad. I just have a really hard time imagining that. How bad are they exactly?


Butt-Dickkiss

“Todays the day, Connie!”


Curly_headass

Her hitbox big af


This_Run7509

Reminds of that one goose game


Jlx_27

"I SEE YOU ALICA, NOW WHERE'S MY MONEY!?!?"


Snawer_brillant

r/videosthatendtoosoon


Chasedabigbase

[https://i.imgur.com/wZVRSjK.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wZVRSjK.jpg)


RuinsOfPlague

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION ~ Goose, 2022


[deleted]

Geese will fuck you up, don't mess with them.


anidiotyouidiot

Netflix adaptation of untitled goose game


Standard_Isopod3875

🤣 geese are so evil! Why are they so mean!!?


Bonk_and_Honk

we protec, we attac but importantly **we will crack your bacc**


Kilren

I expected something a lot larger with the way she was reacting. At first I thought bear, and then realized that didn't make sense for the environment. Then I thought a cow. I didn't anticipate it being a goose. I laughed pretty damn hard as a consequence. Unadulterated fear.


Bonk_and_Honk

#peace was never an option, HONK!


DecidingRiot

The duck was probably going shuba shuba shuba


GalaxyPlayz_

u/savevideo


saito200

I would like to see this with the "will continue" message and the episode ending music of Jojo


shikiiiryougi

Serious question how harmful is their bite or peck or whatever they do? Their beak just looks like harmless blunt plastic idk how much damage can they do. I have been followed by a goose when I was like 8 but never discovered what they do when they catch up to you. Do they just bump their beak.


wilbur427

Goose: Get Ready for War.


gauravsharma0808

Well.... We don't have geese over here in India, but what about them which makes people scared of them. Aren't they like ducks ( Honest question) ??


gigiseagull2

The next day mofo was ded 💀


ReNekros

r/fuckyouinparticular


DayquilandNyquil

Target acquired.


SassyChip

The memes are real!!! 😂😂😂


CatLoveeeer

I cant be the only one who thought a car was heading twords her then got surprised when its just a goose lmao


Awayze

Lol I love how they waddle at you with their neck all down to streamline their lil aim at you.


Spokysmoki

u/savevideobot


Shaurya200007

People who've played the simulator find it even funnier I'm sure.


PCLI97

Please stop the gang violence 😞


ColdIron27

I hate geese. Those things can rot in hell


MrCumrag

If it weren't for that yellow box I never would have seen that woman


Headshot03

I expected a bull or a cow, not a puny fucking goose


loveormoney666

I get the feeling this isn’t their first encounter.


pianomaniak

Just grab it by the neck... 🤣


k3ttch

Cobra chickens are nasty.


BakerOMG

I was walking my dog through the park and a few geese were terrorizing people coming the other way. Knowing how much of an asshole these guys are I was curious to see how they would react to my Malinois. I’ve never seen a group of geese nope the fuck out so fast into the middle of the pond.


[deleted]

Nice commie tracking software


Positive-Werewolf-55

What the fuck you do with my brother bitch


Dig-Different

u/savebot


Dig-Different

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