Florida Woman Arrested at Circle-K for Not Wearing Pants or Panties
By - VonDrakken
I thought you were supposed to be able to dress casually at circle k
She should have McGyvered it and grabbed some dental floss and a maxi pad to make a quick bikini bottom.
Some Circle Ks keep those products behind the counter. Might make it a little more difficult.
If you have thin enough legs you could probably slide your mask up as some temp panties.
I hope Rule34 has caught up with this. /r/MaskedVaginas would be great.
Or put a pineapple under her C
She wasn't charged for going pants less. So, yes you can still dress casually.
There's one on the way to the beach here that wouldn't kick you out if you walk in barefoot and shirtless in a bathing suit, they mop and sweep at least 3x/day and it's always clean and relatively unpopulated
I think the point of dressing causally is to still be dressed.
Take it easy!
I’m Canada at least, that was perfectly fine when they were called Mac’s. I guess they’ve gone corporate and lost their roots.
But officer it says on the sign, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
No pants, no panties, no patronage!
"Thought this was America!"
I say "No pants, no panties, no problem"
See, this guy gets it.
Strange things are afoot at the circle-k
Honestly every Circle K around where I've been always has junkies tweaking outside. it's earned the nickname Circle K-Hole
I leave for work around 3 in the morning. I stop at the local circle k most days on the way in.
I ALWAYS see the local druggies out front. I don't airways see the same ones, but I always see 2-5 of them hanging out. Occasionally one will scrounge up a buck and go in to get a polar pop to drink.
The cashiers hate them.
(And to be clear when I say druggies, I'm not talking about pot smokers - I'm talking the homeless meth heads)
Circle k feet
Give our love to the princesses.
Came here to say this but you beat me to it
>Mabry, who has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor count, was **not charged** for going pantsless inside the store
Florida woman lucky she doesn't have to register as a sex offender.
Had a customer repeatedly expose himself to me while working as a cashier. It’s a simple misdemeanor and no reporting necessary.
Seems like the punishment can vary wildly then. I was thinking of guys who [peed in public getting put on the list.](https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19541024/you-might-be-sex-offender-and-not-know-it/)
Like most "justice" in the US it does vary wildly. I had a friend who was at a party at a park in Texas. There was a huge line to get into the filthy park restroom so he peed behind some bushes. He was arrested and it cost him around ten thousand dollars to defend himself so that he wasn't put on the sex offender list which would have made it impossible for him to keep his nurse practitioner license.
It's not stupid the system is working exactly as designed... The cops brother who is bondsman made money and so did his uncle the lawyer. If he goes to prison even more profit!
You know what I meant
And the DA… well they just helped bust a sexual deviant, according to their record. That’ll “look good” come Election Day.
And honestly, if someone is “that much a danger”, why are they free, if their mere presence is a “danger to people”?
Eh, my state will charge people with felonies for indecent exposure when a person does it repeatedly under circumstances where it can be proven that the person is exposing themselves as part of non-consensually subjecting others to their sexual fetish.
I remember a case of a guy in his 50s with zero criminal record until he repeatedly exposed himself to Dominoes pizza workers in the drive through. He ended up having to register as a sex offender.
She was charged though. That’s where the “disorderly” part of the disorderly intoxication charge comes from.
Peeing in public without being labeled a pedophile is a privilege only women and well connected men enjoy.
It’s a myth, name people you know on the sex registry for peeing. Go look at the registry for your location and look up their charges, I guarantee you it won’t be for peeing in public or exposure.
There are 13 states that u can go to the list for from peeing in public, 2 of which require it happens in front of a minor.
I thought the sex offender registry [for public urination] was bs myself but did a quick search so I didnt end up looking like an idiot if/when someone corrected (and for that I'm sorry, but google next time)
I’m a defense paralegal in a state with legal prostitution. It never happens. Not once have I seen someone request to quash sex crimes for something so petty. While there are extremes, people just don’t go on the sex offender registry for that. Sex offenders love when you say they can because then they can lie and you believe them. So you’re helping who here?? Innocent people you think are peeing in front of children (which again, come on) or pedophiles that like to lie about the time they touched a bunch of middle schoolers?
Like I said, go look up the ones in your area. Find one. Go on.
I was driving to work in Destin one summer, and there was a guy walking across Okaloosa Island wearing nothing but a long sleeved button down and flip flops.
He was shirt cocking it
He was Donald Ducking it
The most accurate Winnie the Pooh cosplayer around
Porky Piggin it
That's called fashion sweety, you might have heard of it
What a philistine.
He was porky piggin it
This happened in Umatilla, so it makes sense. Umatilla is the old Florida town where you’re either country or a trailer park meth head, or both.
Source: Used to live 20 minutes from there
Hmm, that sounds a lot like Umatilla, Oregon as well.
Hey now. The town itself is decent enough. The outskirts are exactly what you describe. Especially as you go further north up 19.
And Umatilla is also off of CR 42, stretching into Marion county, which is Methville, too.
Yeah that Ocala National forest area went to shit with all the meth labs.
"Mabry, who has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor count, was not charged for going pantsless inside the store (pictured below)."
Blatent false advertising
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."
You beat me to it. XD
She had a shirt, she had shoes… i dont see why she wasn’t offered service
She thought she was at the Kum'n'go
pump n munch
> Additionally, “the smell of marijuana was coming out of her vehicle.”
Are we sure it wasn't a Native Roots, the [gas station/medical marijuana dispensary](https://i.imgur.com/T4MUIBd.jpg) one-stop-shop?
I’m sorry, are you lost or am I having a stroke ?
Edit: im pry stoking out. The joke appears to be on topic but over my head.
Is that in Eugene
Chuck's Fuck and Suck (previously Sneed's)
She’s cute in a white trashy meth head kind of way.
She's real cute for Umatilla
It kind of makes me miss Central Florida
Article says just alcohol and possibly weed, sounds like crazy to me
Those are the best ones
Normally the type of people you read about wandering about ass out are not the ones you want to see with less clothing. I don't think I'd mind if it were her.
Unfortunately not for long.
Security footage? I demand proof.
We call that “porky pigging” where I’m from
Winnie the Pooh
sheesh, and I stop in there on occasion for coffee.
ITs in a trashy area, i'm surprised this doesn't happen more often
Jam out with your clam out.
What the hell are they putting in Florida's water supply. I'm guessing not enough fluoride
You're not wrong.
"Gotta admit, shes kinda hot!"
Im guessing this is why she wasn't charged.
Shouldn't have been arrested
what's more natural, a naked lady or a circle k?
i think i've made my point.
Not even that, I just think public nudity should be legal
Even someone like me?
In Florida you have to prove lewd and lascivious conduct and intent to convict someone of indecent exposure. Just being naked is technically not illegal here. That's why all the "naked Florida Man/Woman" stories also involve intoxication/masturbation/public disturbances.
Is this really the land of the free if I can’t go into Circle-K with no pants or panties on?
Unrelated fact: Wawa is better then CircleK.
And Sheetz is better than Wawa
Sheets has a much better food selection (and can order bacon, egg, and cheese bagels manually). But Wawa food is just a bit better quality.
Either way, I’ll never say no to either. I lived in Central PA for 28 years where Wawa doesn’t exist (for at least an hour drive), but Sheetz does. And now live in Orlando where Wawa exists but Sheetz doesn’t.
Since when? I guess Sheetz is better if you want deep fried shit and Wawa is better if you want a good sandwich. To be fair I haven’t to Sheetz in about a year.
Quick Chek coffee is better than WaWa IMO.
Oh, I'm Sorry, I thought this was America!
We live is such an uptight society. People deep in the rainforest must think we're total prudes.
Pics or it didn't happen
> She might be crazy but we gotta admit... she's kinda hot.
Florida man style article
Strange things are afoot at the circle K.
I don’t think I could make up a more Florida name than “Kendall Mabry”.
I don't get it, what's the problem?
She was wearing a shirt.
Go big or go home.
>Mabry, who has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor count, was not charged for going pantsless inside the store (pictured below).
That's not the best way to say her mugshot is below...
This is why I like Family Dollar, they don't make you dress up like they do at Circle K.
Jesus, the first line of this article is so fucking inappropriate.
No shit, who goes to Circle-K? Not classy enough to go to Wawa.
But also kinda hot.
She should have been charged with DUI as well. Cops not doing their jobs.
“The sign says no shirt, no shoes, no service! I got a shirt and shoes on, what’s the big deal?”
Hey man, the sign says "no shirt, no shoes, no service". I can see that she has a shirt, and I'm gonna guess she probably had sandals on. Idk why they refused service.
my kinda woman
It’s called “Donald duck-ing”
dont see the crime here lol...
Free the beaver!
Pics or it didn't happen.
> She might be crazy but we gotta admit... she's kinda hot.
The fuck is that subtitle?
This is sad af. I went to high-school with this girl she was brilliant
Was she trying to make some kind of a point here? Or has she just gone crazy? I mean neither one is a really great look, but… That *is* sad.
She not that bad looking tbh
It's always Circle K
It’s casual Friday!
She was porky piggin it lmao
I thought this was America.
I thought this was America
Every Circle K has one of these. Not always female tho.
Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, get schwifty
A circle jerk abruptly erupted at the circle-k.
In her defense the signs usually only say that shirts and shoes are required. Doesn't say anything about pants of panties.
Stuffin those dippin dots up the coochie no doubt 😂
Fun fact, it humid in florida and some folks can't deal
Only fans stunt gone wrong ...
Holy fuck I didn’t know circle k’s were still a thing, haven’t seen or heard of one in years
So she wore a skirt and boxers?
I cannot wrap my head around having my vagina out in the open air of a convenience store.😅
“I’m sorry officer, I… I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”
DAMMIT MEREDITH WHERE ARE YOUR PANTIES?!
I'm not convinced this is true. I need to see some evidence. Perhaps a picture or security camera footage.
What the hell?, Oh, Florida.
Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?!
she was just getting schwifty
Shawty cute af
I bet a gazillion dollars she wasn't wearing a mask either
So panties alone would have been okay?
I clicked on the link and was pleasantly surprised. I love Walton and Johnson’s Florida man stories. Highlight of my day.
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
If the pants don't fit you must aquit
It’s hot in Florida. Trying to cool off.
Imagine going through life being known as the "no pants in Circle K" lady?
Weird I didn't think that was illegal in Florida
It's time to get shwifty in here!
The townhappened, where this hsppened. Is a be a beautiful historic town.
Level two antimasker?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K
Dammit mom, we talked about this
"Mabry, police reported, smelled of alcohol and her speech was slurred. Additionally, “the smell of marijuana was coming out of her vehicle.” Mabry’s pants were found inside her car, according to the arrest report."
I have been high as fuck but never forget my pants and underwear high, I wonder where she gets her dope.
well signs says no shirt, no shoes no service. Nothing about pants
Well, uh she had shoes and a shirt right? so what was the problem. It's usually no: shoes, no shirt, no service.
Wait a second here if she had a shirt shoes, and thong their wouldn't have been a issue? I don't think that's how this works.
Don't blame her, too hot for clothes in fla.
She was getting Schwifty
Hey, I just met you. This is crazy, ain't got no panties, so call me Mabry?
It's called The Donald Duck.
Honestly who cares, don't be such a prude.
I have this dream at least once a year.
That's not just any woman, that is a Florida woman she is a common type from her region there isn't a floridex on their curious species yet though but you honestly should have expected something this dumb from a "Florida" woman especially if she doesn't announce that she's a Florida woman with the thousands of other Florida woman and florida men out there.
They always blame it on weed, but so far only mushrooms have gotten me to convince myself to get naked without regret lol
To be fair, the sign DOES say, "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service".
I use to be a graveyard shift manager at a truck stop in California and I would see shit like this all the time unfortunately for me they were never this young and pretty.
Excuse me but, what? Jesus Florida, first alligator rape now you have people not using common sense.
Oh, you thought that the alligator rape was first? Or you thought that being bottomless inside a gas station is outrageous?
Tbh, this is small potatoes for Florida
Florida needs to chill out.
So, tbf, the reason Florida has a disproportionately higher amount of crazies that you hear about is because FL publicly releases their arrest records. These people exist everywhere, but you just don't hear about them
Oh no I'm fully aware of that but it's the level of crazy shit you read which brings up concerns.
She seems reasonably attractive, so I couldn’t be angry about it
That’s Flori-DUH for you! SMH.
"stated that another deputy told her it was fine to do that.” The other deputy wanted to see it, that's all. He probably got some video now he's a whackin' it!
This isn't funny, it's sad, she is likely a prostitute. Being that young, it's most likely a pimp forcing her, and drugs as well.
You're a fucking moron.
She was just drunk and most likely high, people do stupid ass shit all the time without some illusive man pimp making them do it.
I bet everytime someone posts a cute animal video you're that guy that comes scuttling out of the woodwork
>Akchsually... this behavior is most likely due to some kind of incredibly rare neurological disorder and they should take their pet to the vet.
I can tell you, as someone from near Umatilla and know a lot of the same people as her- You are 100% wrong and she is in no way a prostitute.
I heard she also shit on the floor.
that can't be right she came out the bathroom lol
2/3 Schwifty then.
She ain’t got no sanities
Circle-K is not the place to get Schwifty.
Don’t be Umatilla...don’t be Umatil...F!
Poor girl. All she did was be too drunk to remember pants now she's internet infamous. I hope she changes her name/hair.
But was she wearing a mask?