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52 hour work week? That's a pretty cushy job for a robot.
he cheesed the Job App
Yeah and at 96/hour, that's some serious money!
.. at 96/hour.. Wealthy bot.
"What is my purpose?"
You flip cheese
"Oh my god."
Making Cheddar is life purpose of large portion of humans too.
I see what you did there. Cheesy!
Cheese making is the [purpose of life in general](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-04-24)
This robot just stripped humanity of that
There will be a sequel to 'Edward Scissorhands' called 'Raoul Cheesflipper'.
Well… it was before this robot.
Can believe these robots are stealing our jobs! How can a person get satisfaction in life without periodically rotating large objects?!
Not anymore!!! Lol muahahahaha robots are “Terkin’ er jerbs!!!!”
::Sad robot noises::
Better than being a fluffer bot
Even the robot is depressed from the noise, but it is also slow and loafing, it's complimenting its existence.
>The first law is that a robot shall not harm a wheel of cheese, or by inaction allow a wheel of cheese to come to harm.
"Welcome to the club, pal."
Pretty sure this is how SkyNet started.
Atleast it doesn't have to cut the cheese, thatd really stink
~~Oh my god~~Hey, sweet!
Humour me… if this cheese wasn’t rotated, would it not be just as cheesy?
It's how the cheese gets its even tan.
Yeah nobody wants a farmer's tan
So it's because the cheese will fuse itself to the board from the moisture if left alone for too long, and it 'encourages an even ripening'.
Thank you for the summary.
For some reason I picture this place like 1000 years ago now with 'cheese monks' making sure the library of cheese is prestine.
Thank you friend
I'm not watching a video. Write. It. Down.
Read. The. Transcript.
Is this really how far humanity has come? :)
We had a good run
Yeah bro, this is the comment thread of a cheese flipping robot.
In the time you took to make this comment, you would have already had your answer. OP linked to the correct timestamp.
Wow two of my favourite things in one video
Cheese and lots more cheese?
Probably shelves and more shelves
"We're not just doing this for cheese.... We're doing this for a shitload of cheese!"
And yet nobody has the guts to make a robot made of cheese
someone has already made a whole inserter out of chocolate so a turner out of cheese isnt impossible
I read 96 mph and was waiting for it to kick into turbo gear
And I thought the robot cost $96 per hour to operate.. rough morning.
Dont feel bad, I thought it got paid $96 an hour.
I thought it did weird sex stuff like the opposite of a 69
As an engineer, albeit in a totally different industry, I wonder why the machine is *that* speed... What is the limitation of the actuator and motors that it can't be faster? Inertia of the mechanisms and forces experienced? Of course too fast and the cheese would launch - but I feel like it could be 2 or 3 times faster before that'd happen
Asking generally rather than op of course.
Aw, I thought it flipped out and was hoping for cheesy mayhem!
I thought it "flipped it" like a burger.
But... It seems more like it just turns it around.
It does flip it, watch as it goes from the pick up arm to the cleaning part
„ʇɹɐd ƃuıuɐǝlɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɯɹɐ dn ʞɔıd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sǝoƃ ʇı sɐ ɥɔʇɐʍ 'ʇı dılɟ sǝop ʇI„
This was the clip that helped Skynet decide to turn humans into Swiss cheese.
It makes me very happy to know that the cheese is being taking good care of by this little guy
96 an hour? That’s a pretty good paycheck for flipping cheese.
Cheesoid hate self
It’s petrol…but good
Pretty sure cheesoid’s pronunciation begs to differ
Is it slowed down for this video? Or is it just kind of slow?
96/hr is 37.5 seconds per cheese wheel. Seems about the right speed.
The storehouse only holds so much cheese and they only need to be flipped and brushed at a certain rate the mold grows. So I think it would not be useful to make it go faster.
It's also cleaning the accumulated mould off the outside of the wheel. Very gently.
Man, I bet the inside of that thing is *revolting*
Is this a Skynet pun? Or is this an electricity pun? Or have I been here too long...
Well with that video of the boston dynamics bots earlier, I can see them walking into this place and being like..."Grandpa?!"
Looks like blue cheese. /ugh.
Didn't even read the title?
From context, I think they were making a joke predicated on understanding that blue cheese has mold. Saying the cheddar flipper is so nasty inside, it’s making its own blue cheese.
Still looks blue. lol
What does the brushing do?
removes excess dust, mold, pollutants from the rind. basically keeps the cheese "clean" so its final flavor doesn't get affected.
What about if the cheese was kept in a clean room? Like one of those biological quarantine clean rooms. Obviously its overkill but hypothetically do you think that would work?
The mold is supposed to be there, it's part of the aging. You just don't want to too much of it
Mmmm yess i love my cheese with that yummi m🅾️ld 😩
You're going to want to stick to the Kraft singles then. The extra cheap ones.
Eeew fuck no i want that cheese mold not chemicals
Yep, me too! Blue cheese is delicious!
I mean, if I am already eating a product squirted out of a cow's udders, why would I balk at a little mold?
I don't think the cheese would taste very good compared to it's original counterpart. Cheese gets a lot of flavor from the environment it ages in, so a sterile room would lead to a very boring cheese I think. Dealing with mold is just part of the process of aging and caring for cheese.
Soothes and comforts the cheese.
This is the correct answer and no one can convince me otherwise.
[I'm glad the Cheesoid from Mitchell and Webb was able to get back on its feet. ](https://youtu.be/B_m17HK97M8)
Boards of Canada in the background. Now theres a throw back
All hail our robot overlords!
Imagine the dude who thought he had a boring yet secure job.
“Ha! Some jobs will never be automated. I brush off and flip cheese wheels down in the basement.”
A year later: “Sshhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!!!”
I'm that dude
Tina at Westcombe! Amazing cheese and in the cave on the same property as Wild Beer. Both make brilliant products.
A swiss life sciences company, REMP got their start flipping cheeses, eventually moving on to medical devices.
I was an affinuer for years.....then les machines came. Now I rage
Hey, it's using a switl to gently slide under the cheese! I think that's the first practical use of a switl I've seen in action on here.
The new specialty price point of high end cheese will be *human flipped cheese*
John Henry was a cheese flippin' man
He died in a cheddar cave
They sing about him all across the land
John Henry was a cheese flippin' man.
He beat that cheese machine down and then died
And it didn't change nothin'
But Heaven knows he tried
He was buried with his cheese knife by his side
He beat that cheese machine down and then died
I bet it hates itself though
Yeah, but Anton doesn't call me anything. He grimly does his work, then he sits motionless until it's time to work again. We could all take a page from his book.
That's a well paid robot
I'm guessing these are Parmesan not Cheddar. Parmesan cheese is a very valuable commodity that would make deploying robots to turn the wheel for ageig makes sense.
why are you assuming that it's a very expensive robot?
Because they amortized it to $96/hr according to the headline.
96 wheels of cheese flipped an hour man. Come on.
96 wheels lol
This is the way.
Cool machine but I don't think the math works. 96 an hour?
This shrine was tough
Where's Tom Scott when we need him?
Good cheese bot
How was that done before robots?
But can it recognise petrol?
Used to be someone’s job
Is this one of those italian farmer's credit banks, or just a regular cheese warehouse?
I bet that, that place has some STANK!
Here's another one, it seems older, it only flips and does it much faster--no brushing, tho.
Here's another old one, this one brushes, too.
This is a good job to automate.
I think there will always be enough menial jobs for those who simply can't do anything more but need to at least feel useful. Even small cheese makers that can't justify a robot will have a place for a cheese flipper.
96 per hour is a nice wage.
What the fuck does a robot do with 96 an hour lol supporting them Lil mini bots ahaha
genuinely don’t know if sarcasm or not, so i’ll clarify anyways. it means 96 wheels of cheese flipped per hour by the robot
Super sarcastic lol
The robot arm looks like the same arm that moves silicon wafers.
96p per hour, until it breaks…
I’m sure someone would complain that a robot stole someone’s job. But the complainer definitely isn’t the person that used to brush and flip 5000 wheels a week.
But can he do windows?
I did this job when I was on a working holiday in Holland. The cheese I was turning was Gouda. The best guys were turning 80 an hour and I made it up to 45. Seems this machine isn’t so impressive. It just doesn’t have sick days or holidays
96cph!! Pshh. I can do better than that!
Ok bear with me...a new Doom fight arena with Mick Gordon playing amongst the cheese...
I’m not even upset!!! I’m impressed
What is my purpose?
Damn automated cheese brushin robuts putting good ol’ cheese brushers like Jeb outta business.
"What can the Humans do, SE132?"
"They have created a machine solely for brushing fermented, mouldy wheels of hardened livestock milk."
Neat and all but think about all the human cheese flippers who are now out of work. There are only so many jobs available in pancake factories
Flipping cheddar on auto
Next colloquial hip hop phrase
Already more useful than teslas waving robot
It's getting paid $96 per hour? Smh
at 32 seconds, you ain't seen my final form, mo\*\*\*fucker..
Turn the cheese! Do it!
I bet it smell crazy in there.
Lol, I thought it was 96 dollars an hour. I'm like dang, wtf is going on out here?
How much is the cheese worth that it gets its own Johny 5?
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I feel as though the most interesting part of this machine was not shown
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What was the purpose of even commenting, just ignore this post and scroll away********
Porn is porn, it is what it is.
Sometimes we get caught up in the worship of automation and mecca-nization (sic).
Be aware of what the leads to.
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