T O P
tuctrohs

52 hour work week? That's a pretty cushy job for a robot.


syds

he cheesed the Job App


249ba36000029bbe9749

Yeah and at 96/hour, that's some serious money!


j-random

Serious cheddar!


rearendcrag

.. at 96/hour.. Wealthy bot.


Valkaden

"What is my purpose?" You flip cheese "Oh my god."


toolgifs

Making Cheddar is life purpose of large portion of humans too.


Capt-J-

I see what you did there. Cheesy!


willstr1

Cheese making is the [purpose of life in general](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-04-24)


[deleted]

This robot just stripped humanity of that


ObeseSnake

And cows


ClamClone

There will be a sequel to 'Edward Scissorhands' called 'Raoul Cheesflipper'.


MartinTheMorjin

Well… it was before this robot.


Philinhere

Can believe these robots are stealing our jobs! How can a person get satisfaction in life without periodically rotating large objects?!


[deleted]

Not anymore!!! Lol muahahahaha robots are “Terkin’ er jerbs!!!!”


zyyntin

::Sad robot noises::


bilobaman

Better than being a fluffer bot


HorrorScopeZ

Even the robot is depressed from the noise, but it is also slow and loafing, it's complimenting its existence.


249ba36000029bbe9749

>The first law is that a robot shall not harm a wheel of cheese, or by inaction allow a wheel of cheese to come to harm.


alexfilmwriting

"Welcome to the club, pal."


lisp

Pretty sure this is how SkyNet started.


TheRealTwiner

Atleast it doesn't have to cut the cheese, thatd really stink


kynmites

'Yessss'


j-random

~~Oh my god~~Hey, sweet!


[deleted]

[удалено]


scunliffe

Humour me… if this cheese wasn’t rotated, would it not be just as cheesy?


FirstMiddleLass

It's how the cheese gets its even tan.


between_ewe_and_me

Yeah nobody wants a farmer's tan


toolgifs

https://youtu.be/6hnQnTRIfws?t=52


Goodbye-Felicia

So it's because the cheese will fuse itself to the board from the moisture if left alone for too long, and it 'encourages an even ripening'.


TenderfootGungi

Thank you for the summary.


FingerTheCat

For some reason I picture this place like 1000 years ago now with 'cheese monks' making sure the library of cheese is prestine.


bbrilowski

Thank you friend


Cheeks_a_Clappin

I'm not watching a video. Write. It. Down.


toolgifs

Read. The. Transcript.


willie_caine

Is this really how far humanity has come? :)


MrTerribleArtist

We had a good run


[deleted]

Yeah bro, this is the comment thread of a cheese flipping robot.


TheGurw

In the time you took to make this comment, you would have already had your answer. OP linked to the correct timestamp.


Avo_G

Wow two of my favourite things in one video


97875

Cheese and lots more cheese?


MoisturizedSocks

Probably shelves and more shelves


FingerTheCat

"We're not just doing this for cheese.... We're doing this for a shitload of cheese!"


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

And yet nobody has the guts to make a robot made of cheese


Crying_cat1

someone has already made a whole inserter out of chocolate so a turner out of cheese isnt impossible


pinkpenguinparade

I read 96 mph and was waiting for it to kick into turbo gear


Hukthak

And I thought the robot cost $96 per hour to operate.. rough morning.


Yerawizzardarry

Dont feel bad, I thought it got paid $96 an hour.


CrungleMcHungleberry

I thought it did weird sex stuff like the opposite of a 69


DomUK89

As an engineer, albeit in a totally different industry, I wonder why the machine is *that* speed... What is the limitation of the actuator and motors that it can't be faster? Inertia of the mechanisms and forces experienced? Of course too fast and the cheese would launch - but I feel like it could be 2 or 3 times faster before that'd happen Asking generally rather than op of course.


TheWrongFusebox

Aw, I thought it flipped out and was hoping for cheesy mayhem!


Alukrad

I thought it "flipped it" like a burger. But... It seems more like it just turns it around.


arvidsem

It does flip it, watch as it goes from the pick up arm to the cleaning part


Upside_Down-Bot

„ʇɹɐd ƃuıuɐǝlɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɯɹɐ dn ʞɔıd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sǝoƃ ʇı sɐ ɥɔʇɐʍ 'ʇı dılɟ sǝop ʇI„


call_of_the_while

This was the clip that helped Skynet decide to turn humans into Swiss cheese.


Shmeein

It makes me very happy to know that the cheese is being taking good care of by this little guy


systolicmist

96 an hour? That’s a pretty good paycheck for flipping cheese.


iLoveBums6969

Cheesoid hate self


synchronium

Petril


JustLinkStudios

It’s petrol…but good


synchronium

Pretty sure cheesoid’s pronunciation begs to differ


Notworthanytime

Is it slowed down for this video? Or is it just kind of slow?


tyen0

96/hr is 37.5 seconds per cheese wheel. Seems about the right speed.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tyen0

The storehouse only holds so much cheese and they only need to be flipped and brushed at a certain rate the mold grows. So I think it would not be useful to make it go faster.


arvidsem

It's also cleaning the accumulated mould off the outside of the wheel. Very gently.


Dirjel

Man, I bet the inside of that thing is *revolting*


FrostByte122

Is this a Skynet pun? Or is this an electricity pun? Or have I been here too long...


FingerTheCat

Well with that video of the boston dynamics bots earlier, I can see them walking into this place and being like..."Grandpa?!"


Pablo_DC

Looks like blue cheese. /ugh.


nuclear-toaster

It’s cheddar.


BOTTroy

Didn't even read the title?


Chairboy

From context, I think they were making a joke predicated on understanding that blue cheese has mold. Saying the cheddar flipper is so nasty inside, it’s making its own blue cheese.


Pablo_DC

Still looks blue. lol


paininthejbruh

What does the brushing do?


Wispeon

removes excess dust, mold, pollutants from the rind. basically keeps the cheese "clean" so its final flavor doesn't get affected.


The_Noble_Oak

What about if the cheese was kept in a clean room? Like one of those biological quarantine clean rooms. Obviously its overkill but hypothetically do you think that would work?


arvidsem

The mold is supposed to be there, it's part of the aging. You just don't want to too much of it


TheTrueDarkArtist

Mmmm yess i love my cheese with that yummi m🅾️ld 😩


arvidsem

You're going to want to stick to the Kraft singles then. The extra cheap ones.


TheTrueDarkArtist

Eeew fuck no i want that cheese mold not chemicals


Lev_Astov

Yep, me too! Blue cheese is delicious!


MAGA-Godzilla

I mean, if I am already eating a product squirted out of a cow's udders, why would I balk at a little mold?


Wispeon

I don't think the cheese would taste very good compared to it's original counterpart. Cheese gets a lot of flavor from the environment it ages in, so a sterile room would lead to a very boring cheese I think. Dealing with mold is just part of the process of aging and caring for cheese.


JohnProof

Soothes and comforts the cheese.


Laladelic

This is the correct answer and no one can convince me otherwise.


sj2011

[I'm glad the Cheesoid from Mitchell and Webb was able to get back on its feet. ](https://youtu.be/B_m17HK97M8)


repairman1988

Boards of Canada in the background. Now theres a throw back


External_Swimming_89

All hail our robot overlords!


kosmonavt-alyosha

Imagine the dude who thought he had a boring yet secure job. “Ha! Some jobs will never be automated. I brush off and flip cheese wheels down in the basement.” A year later: “Sshhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!!!”


Dodidit

I'm that dude


Ziggysan

Tina at Westcombe! Amazing cheese and in the cave on the same property as Wild Beer. Both make brilliant products.


tteapot202

A swiss life sciences company, REMP got their start flipping cheeses, eventually moving on to medical devices.


Dodidit

I was an affinuer for years.....then les machines came. Now I rage


Lev_Astov

Hey, it's using a switl to gently slide under the cheese! I think that's the first practical use of a switl I've seen in action on here.


HingleMcringleberry1

The new specialty price point of high end cheese will be *human flipped cheese*


Foxfire73

John Henry was a cheese flippin' man He died in a cheddar cave They sing about him all across the land John Henry was a cheese flippin' man. He beat that cheese machine down and then died And it didn't change nothin' But Heaven knows he tried He was buried with his cheese knife by his side He beat that cheese machine down and then died John Henry


Ka-Shunky

I bet it hates itself though


dparks71

Yeah, but Anton doesn't call me anything. He grimly does his work, then he sits motionless until it's time to work again. We could all take a page from his book.


Interesting-Detail-2

That's a well paid robot


iMadrid11

I'm guessing these are Parmesan not Cheddar. Parmesan cheese is a very valuable commodity that would make deploying robots to turn the wheel for ageig makes sense.


b95csf

why are you assuming that it's a very expensive robot?


IslayTzash

Because they amortized it to $96/hr according to the headline.


Atrainlan

96 wheels of cheese flipped an hour man. Come on.


b95csf

96 wheels lol


Antique-Parfait-3324

This is the way.


UberWidget

Luddites’ nightmare!!


ufi911

Cool machine but I don't think the math works. 96 an hour?


you-pissed-my-pants

This shrine was tough


kixer9

Where's Tom Scott when we need him?


waltwalt

Petrol


Miffers

Good cheese bot


[deleted]

How was that done before robots?


eggplantisgross

But can it recognise petrol?


Scuba_2

Used to be someone’s job


RollinThundaga

Is this one of those italian farmer's credit banks, or just a regular cheese warehouse?


gahd95

I bet that, that place has some STANK!


crackeddryice

Here's another one, it seems older, it only flips and does it much faster--no brushing, tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6x1K9nJkU Here's another old one, this one brushes, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gTZiXjN3-g


crackeddryice

This is a good job to automate. I think there will always be enough menial jobs for those who simply can't do anything more but need to at least feel useful. Even small cheese makers that can't justify a robot will have a place for a cheese flipper.


gargolito

96 per hour is a nice wage.


TransportationOk9187

What the fuck does a robot do with 96 an hour lol supporting them Lil mini bots ahaha


TacocaT_YT

genuinely don’t know if sarcasm or not, so i’ll clarify anyways. it means 96 wheels of cheese flipped per hour by the robot


TransportationOk9187

Super sarcastic lol


doubleoned

The robot arm looks like the same arm that moves silicon wafers.


Neilrltd

96p per hour, until it breaks…


OhWize0ne

I’m sure someone would complain that a robot stole someone’s job. But the complainer definitely isn’t the person that used to brush and flip 5000 wheels a week.


chiphappened

But can he do windows?


carbon-arc

I did this job when I was on a working holiday in Holland. The cheese I was turning was Gouda. The best guys were turning 80 an hour and I made it up to 45. Seems this machine isn’t so impressive. It just doesn’t have sick days or holidays


Gabe1985

96cph!! Pshh. I can do better than that!


gasp_

Ok bear with me...a new Doom fight arena with Mick Gordon playing amongst the cheese...


Imaginaryplaces524

I’m not even upset!!! I’m impressed


N0Zzel

What is my purpose?


johnmccainsplane

Damn automated cheese brushin robuts putting good ol’ cheese brushers like Jeb outta business.


Gravelemming472

"What can the Humans do, SE132?" "They have created a machine solely for brushing fermented, mouldy wheels of hardened livestock milk." "Dear god..."


Bassiest1

Neat and all but think about all the human cheese flippers who are now out of work. There are only so many jobs available in pancake factories


VILLIAMZATNER

Flipping cheddar on auto Next colloquial hip hop phrase


Entire_Ad_306

Already more useful than teslas waving robot


Generalissimo_II

It's getting paid $96 per hour? Smh


InitechSecurity

at 32 seconds, you ain't seen my final form, mo\*\*\*fucker..


iFarth4rd

Turn the cheese! Do it!


soliwray

I bet it smell crazy in there.


RandomTez

Lol, I thought it was 96 dollars an hour. I'm like dang, wtf is going on out here?


Hop-skip-punch

How much is the cheese worth that it gets its own Johny 5?


Gerbun

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Gerbun, for voting on toolgifs. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


MoriartyHPlus

I feel as though the most interesting part of this machine was not shown


digital_angel_316

vegan noun -- veg·​an | \\ ˈvē-gən ... also ˈvā- also ˈve-jən or -ˌjan Definition of vegan : a strict vegetarian who consumes no food (such as meat, eggs, dairy \[or honey\] products) that comes from animals also : one who abstains from using animal products (such as leather) [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vegan](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vegan)


x4740N

What was the purpose of even commenting, just ignore this post and scroll away********


digital_angel_316

Porn is porn, it is what it is. Sometimes we get caught up in the worship of automation and mecca-nization (sic). Be aware of what the leads to. "Food" for Thought -- or -- Thoth.