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Now you have crippling anxiety and watermelon-breaking female thighs fetish, good luck fellas
let me introduce you to [Brazilian leg wrestling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA_9_E7LUSM&t=3336s)
As a brazilian myself I'm ashamed I've never heard of it before lmao
that looks horrible for scoliosis
also that black girl is extremely hot
'K imma head to the bathroom real quick
Edit: 'K it's been 3 seconds, i'm back
DEAR GOD!, my pp is very confused rn
Not mine, I'm rock fucking hard
Rock and stone to the bone
ROCK AND STONE!
Well there goes my weekend!
Much gratitude, fellow Tarnished. I shall conduct a most thorough...research on this...intriguing subject.
A man of culture right here
you are NOT a man of culture you are a nerd with a porn addiction
Sorry ur too low test to appreciate the thinking man's fetish of watermelon crushing thighs
[shut up loser](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960028676630667304/1020584325051338812/f5fcfe5404f1ecf0800269cdc70c6dbc722edb5e61f739965e7a74b929859f72_1.jpg.jpg)
Nepheli Loux, Malenia, and Greyoll could do it. What other ladies in the Lands Between could probably fulfill this man's fetish?
In my first playthrough I just wanted to marry Nepheli and be a true Chad like Godfrey, but instead of Serosh I would have this amazing woman on my shoulders holding back my bloodlust with her thighs. I'm in NG+ and I still want it.
I mean anxiety can definitely help with their sleep problem sooooo....
*stops rolling, starts overthinking*
The horrifying knowledge that they've begun my second phase.
Now the Apostle can roll too.
Good luck, Tarnished.
I acually really like the rolling attack it has a small dodge window but its super satysfying if u can pull it off multiple times
You're the only one lol.
Yeah if u can dodge the 1st one u can run right behind him and run with him in circles which is super fun but u need an open space to do this and the pillars can fck it up
Or you can jump up on the broken pillars, now he can't get to you.
Did this with Flame of the Redmanes in my Claymore only run. The run was all about honoring foes, but those losers deserve no respect
Flame of the Redmanes is an actual cheat code. Beat Godskin duo first try and Maliketh never touched me lol
Shhh, that's a secret
sometimes they would go right over the pillar so i dont trust them
Meanwhile I just let it hit me cause I know he's programmed to stop when he does and I can't bother to dodge it.
Not in my experience. He just continues the death roll multiple times until death.
I just sprint in a circle and they never catch up
You are alone in this
Oh god no. Anything but that
Debilitating procrastination. I would give you a description but maybe I'll do it later.
A nice layer of subcutaneous fat
Lookin at them they prob already have it
I feel like you have to have some kind of intense, horribly twisted kind of ambition to just go around fucking skinning people.
Same dude... Same..
Type 1 diabetes, one on the right is going to be double fucked.
temporary hovering from fart propulsion
The n-word pass
Yo homie can I get some of that skin /s
Yo homie can I get some of that skin (not sarcastic).
Godskin duo exactly the same but saying the n-word every 3 seconds. The GodskiN-word
You walk into the dragon temple altar, and it’s empty! They’re playing elden ring! They’ve lost interest in slaying gods and now play the game for most of their free time. If you want to fight them, you have to unplug the game which will really piss them off, causing them to be twice as hard as before.
*unplugs game just before beating Malenia*
A very regretful decision on their part
Gay panic. Anxiety... Depression... Daddy issues
Is Godfrey a white nationalist??
Greetings mysterious purple man
A third nipple.
godskin apostle becomes more of a twink than before
Knowing how to insult people's mothers.
Every opponent that enters their room shall receive x1 insult per death earned during the run of their game.
It'll be over 9000 insults if I entered their room...
Nothing, their skin dosen't give them anything as far as I know. Hell, some of them even wear normal skin because of the lack of gods alive during and after the shattering.
I mean considering u already have at least 3 great runes in farum u prob hold some value to them
That value is in my body not my skin and a Tarnished (probably) can resurect after being skinned so they can't get it.
There's no real reason to believe tarnished can resurrect as standard, no tarnished NPCs we come across resurrect the same as us if they die, and the Godskins possess black flame, which probably has some residual power of death within it, even if the death rune has been removed from the Elden Ring, death can still exist.
The NPCs deaths are just because gameplay (you wouldn't Bernalh to attack you everytime you went near Warmaster's Shack, right?) and the title says "skins you" with no mention of Black Flame.
Something something, fun at parties, something something.
They already have the ability to fat roll.
They'd receive an emote from me, Player Character Rage.
It'd be an animation of me throwing my controller across the room adding to my stick drift
Crippling anxiety, depression and male pattern baldness… but hey they’ll develop a passion for the Ukulele 🤷🏼♂️
What are you? The rejected member of 21 pilots???
An atomic fart
Being depressed in perfect condition for no reason ☺️
Ability to have fun :3
Yeah lookimg at their faces they prob need it and some sleep
The short one already got it.
Fat rolling XL
The ability to think of the Godskin Dup everytime I see a fat person and a thin person together
The ability to both under-think and overthink a situation at the same time
dung o dung, all the more dung o dung
Mad gender dysphoria, good luck suffering skin wearing bastards
Not depression (I enjoy my life)
The ability to partially black out when standing up too quickly, and sleep for more than 24 hours at one time if bored enough.
The now take 5 shits a day and can't drink milk.
They become really horny
Addiction to masturbation before bed and after shower
Gender confusion to rival Radagon's
Now u need a armored dog with a big black sword thats cabaple of controling death
I've been on the lookout but i'm having trouble with the last part
They are now bisexuals
Anxiety, lots of it.
Crippling depression and adhd. They'll have loads of fun
Anxiety and depression. Good luck handling it you suckers
they have learned the ways of the 3 fingers. I didn’t even take their embrace to make me mad. I made a deal that’s slowly burning me away
So how many gods have they flayed?
Its hard to tell tbh but my guess would be that each face on their armor represents a god that was killed by them
They would not to me the debuff would be tremendous
Um…I’m a good whistler?
Acid reflux from all dem boiled prones
Amateur parkour skills and dangerous amounts of accumulated anger.
The ability to sweat profusely
Arse blast ashes of war.
Acne that is potent enough to kill a God.
Those bastards can take my Psoriasis and rot in hell
Overweight and 195 cm height
Uncontrollable bowel movement.
An ungodly lust for the consumption of rats
Amazing power of being a complete perv now every thought of every day is perverted
I would drop a mushroom
They’re now good at playing classical guitar 😎👍
Most likely 12 years in martial arts, some niche math skills and a undying passion for build and collecting legos.
They make a mean PB+J
They have actual movement now
They don’t get my abilities.
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Some back pain, some large calve muscles, and a big forehead
To get sick easily lmao.
They gain the Power of Deez
A dependence of Taco Bell and gas pill
The power of crippling depression and stress eating!
They can commit suicide by farting. Similar to leaving the stove on
Unpaid child support
Now they can play Rachmaninoff prelude op.23 no.3 on the piano, amazing
The ability to drop a cow pat every time you eat something citrus based
getting fat from smelling bread
Knowledge of the Krabby patty secret formula.
Type 1 Diabetes.
Good luck finding insulin in the lands between...
I only came to this comment section to see how many of y'all said crippling depression. So far I've counted 4 of you
The ability to 1.eat a bowl of pasta in 2-3minutes and
2.swallow pasta whole
They're just really bad now. It's become a joke how much they die and are defeated.
Nutting within seconds
While spanking the monkey they can now finish within ten seconds
Daddy Issues, extreme bitterness at the world, a huge love for cats
Ability? Just grade A smooth skin they would want for nothing.
Psoriasis with a touch of IBS
How do you know?
Shit tons of useless knowledge
Now they have to level vigor to 40 before they're allowed to have fun in the late game areas
My collection of Dragon Breath spells and a used Eleonora Poleblade.
Ash of War: No Skill
Your mind never shuts off. It's like a power plant turning on when you wake up
Alpha gal and lactose intolerance. No more mammal meat or dairy for them! They have to eat those nasty chicken zombie things.
You have gained the ability to drink until you black out and regret every message sent
Extreme depression and occasional suicidal thoughts
The ability to fight a boss the same way 100x despite dying the same way 100x.
They will now sleep even without sleeping pots