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problemedical

Now you have crippling anxiety and watermelon-breaking female thighs fetish, good luck fellas


Benjamin244

let me introduce you to [Brazilian leg wrestling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA_9_E7LUSM&t=3336s)


PoiseBoi

MY GOD


buzzyingbee

As a brazilian myself I'm ashamed I've never heard of it before lmao


itsyaboicraig43

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Excellent_Bowler_988

that looks horrible for scoliosis also that black girl is extremely hot


FeroxDeitas

'K imma head to the bathroom real quick Edit: 'K it's been 3 seconds, i'm back


Random_Robloxian

DEAR GOD!, my pp is very confused rn


Jarsssthegr8

Not mine, I'm rock fucking hard


[deleted]

Rock and stone to the bone


Agentpg3d48

ROCK AND STONE!


Bananacabana92

Well there goes my weekend!


problemedical

Much gratitude, fellow Tarnished. I shall conduct a most thorough...research on this...intriguing subject.


AluminumCrab

A man of culture right here


Rustypug

you are NOT a man of culture you are a nerd with a porn addiction


AluminumCrab

Sorry ur too low test to appreciate the thinking man's fetish of watermelon crushing thighs


Rustypug

[shut up loser](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960028676630667304/1020584325051338812/f5fcfe5404f1ecf0800269cdc70c6dbc722edb5e61f739965e7a74b929859f72_1.jpg.jpg)


jononthego

Nepheli Loux, Malenia, and Greyoll could do it. What other ladies in the Lands Between could probably fulfill this man's fetish?


problemedical

In my first playthrough I just wanted to marry Nepheli and be a true Chad like Godfrey, but instead of Serosh I would have this amazing woman on my shoulders holding back my bloodlust with her thighs. I'm in NG+ and I still want it.


thanathos66

I mean anxiety can definitely help with their sleep problem sooooo....


problemedical

*stops rolling, starts overthinking*


TheAlderKing

The horrifying knowledge that they've begun my second phase.


Pegussu

Now the Apostle can roll too. Good luck, Tarnished.


Low-Signal-6596

I acually really like the rolling attack it has a small dodge window but its super satysfying if u can pull it off multiple times


Pegussu

You're the only one lol.


Low-Signal-6596

Yeah if u can dodge the 1st one u can run right behind him and run with him in circles which is super fun but u need an open space to do this and the pillars can fck it up


waitthatstaken

Or you can jump up on the broken pillars, now he can't get to you.


XxYungOgrexX

Did this with Flame of the Redmanes in my Claymore only run. The run was all about honoring foes, but those losers deserve no respect


NorthStars32

Flame of the Redmanes is an actual cheat code. Beat Godskin duo first try and Maliketh never touched me lol


HermaeusMorah

Shhh, that's a secret


Oingoulon

sometimes they would go right over the pillar so i dont trust them


Firaxyiam

Meanwhile I just let it hit me cause I know he's programmed to stop when he does and I can't bother to dodge it.


0fficerCumDump

Not in my experience. He just continues the death roll multiple times until death.


JKF02

I just sprint in a circle and they never catch up


Tri-angreal

You are alone in this


Mr_Zobm

obesity²


Random_Robloxian

Oh god no. Anything but that


SnoByrd727

Debilitating procrastination. I would give you a description but maybe I'll do it later.


techniqucian

Yeah, I


Neat-Manufacturer566

Why wouldn’t


IvoryKknight

A nice layer of subcutaneous fat


KaldarTheBrave

Depression


Low-Signal-6596

Lookin at them they prob already have it


Ancient_Shame_9667

Depression²


milo159

I feel like you have to have some kind of intense, horribly twisted kind of ambition to just go around fucking skinning people.


miintos

Same dude... Same..


bulletproof_3007

Debt


CrazyGamerMYT

Type 1 diabetes, one on the right is going to be double fucked.


Modfull_X

temporary hovering from fart propulsion


Ok_Birthday69

The n-word pass


-Cereal

Yo homie can I get some of that skin /s


arsenije133

Yo homie can I get some of that skin (not sarcastic).


Kehl21

Godskin duo exactly the same but saying the n-word every 3 seconds. The GodskiN-word


rollofbread

Pimples


Pender891

Aids


YEET-HAW-BOI

IBS


tbonephillips

You walk into the dragon temple altar, and it’s empty! They’re playing elden ring! They’ve lost interest in slaying gods and now play the game for most of their free time. If you want to fight them, you have to unplug the game which will really piss them off, causing them to be twice as hard as before.


texjohnson_

*unplugs game just before beating Malenia*


apostrop3

A very regretful decision on their part


Drakovijas

Gay panic. Anxiety... Depression... Daddy issues


[deleted]

Is Godfrey a white nationalist??


luke-townsend-1999

.. hi


itsyaboicraig43

Greetings mysterious purple man


Nowe_Melfyce

A third nipple.


dumbest_femboy

godskin apostle becomes more of a twink than before


komei888

Knowing how to insult people's mothers. Every opponent that enters their room shall receive x1 insult per death earned during the run of their game. It'll be over 9000 insults if I entered their room...


SweatyTax4669

OVER 9000!?!?!?!


ugandan_knuckkles

Nothing, their skin dosen't give them anything as far as I know. Hell, some of them even wear normal skin because of the lack of gods alive during and after the shattering.


Low-Signal-6596

I mean considering u already have at least 3 great runes in farum u prob hold some value to them


ugandan_knuckkles

That value is in my body not my skin and a Tarnished (probably) can resurect after being skinned so they can't get it.


Skininjector

There's no real reason to believe tarnished can resurrect as standard, no tarnished NPCs we come across resurrect the same as us if they die, and the Godskins possess black flame, which probably has some residual power of death within it, even if the death rune has been removed from the Elden Ring, death can still exist.


ugandan_knuckkles

The NPCs deaths are just because gameplay (you wouldn't Bernalh to attack you everytime you went near Warmaster's Shack, right?) and the title says "skins you" with no mention of Black Flame.


Donkston

Something something, fun at parties, something something.


Riot_ZA

Insatiable libido


Godspeedhack

They already have the ability to fat roll.


lordofallchosen

Rhuematoid arthritis


tiltymcfee

They'd receive an emote from me, Player Character Rage. It'd be an animation of me throwing my controller across the room adding to my stick drift


AlfieePow10

Crippling anxiety, depression and male pattern baldness… but hey they’ll develop a passion for the Ukulele 🤷🏼‍♂️


ALongNeckTurtle

What are you? The rejected member of 21 pilots???


ZonePleasant

Brutal.


godratmand1

An atomic fart


Ok_Birthday69

Backflips


Status-Rub-my_D

Being depressed in perfect condition for no reason ☺️


ApplePitou

Ability to have fun :3


Low-Signal-6596

Yeah lookimg at their faces they prob need it and some sleep


Raaabbit_v2

The short one already got it.


Pekkerz073

Fat rolling XL


dudeman9482

Aids


AluminumCrab

The ability to think of the Godskin Dup everytime I see a fat person and a thin person together


Fit-Law734

AIDS


GoshdangitNappa

The ability to both under-think and overthink a situation at the same time


Pine_01

9-5


Monkey-D-Grunt

Constant horniness


Eralion_the_shadow

Impostor syndrome.


Jakethedjinn

Random boners


tyrion85

dung o dung, all the more dung o dung


goatblender3000

Mad gender dysphoria, good luck suffering skin wearing bastards


arsenije133

Not depression (I enjoy my life)


rarefishyt

Racism


zord567

Shitty eyesight


Limebeer_24

The ability to partially black out when standing up too quickly, and sleep for more than 24 hours at one time if bored enough.


Electrical-Hyena9633

The now take 5 shits a day and can't drink milk.


Vivid_Appeal3986

They become really horny


Celestyles

Addiction to masturbation before bed and after shower


Throttle_Kitty

Gender confusion to rival Radagon's


Low-Signal-6596

Now u need a armored dog with a big black sword thats cabaple of controling death


Throttle_Kitty

I've been on the lookout but i'm having trouble with the last part


Berntinio

They are now bisexuals


Maxvell09

Anxiety, lots of it.


Loeschness

Fat rolling


meme_delight

Depression


RedViper6661

Depression


[deleted]

Depression


Mokadelic

depression


mallgrabmongopush

Crippling depression


SatelliteJedi

Depression


Aaronspark777

Crippling depression


HopelessHelium

Crippling depression and adhd. They'll have loads of fun


worksteelthrowaway

Depression


Heavy_Day_8177

Crippling depression


Slide-Impressive

Anxiety and depression. Good luck handling it you suckers


B113_A

they have learned the ways of the 3 fingers. I didn’t even take their embrace to make me mad. I made a deal that’s slowly burning me away


Trashbagman_-

So how many gods have they flayed?


Low-Signal-6596

Its hard to tell tbh but my guess would be that each face on their armor represents a god that was killed by them


Swimming_Turtle_6631

They would not to me the debuff would be tremendous


HierophantEmerald

Um…I’m a good whistler?


GallifreyKnight

+40% luck


Maskedpanda23

Hiv


ceciestunchat

Multiples headaches


PhotojournalistWide2

Acid reflux from all dem boiled prones


ToloxBoi

Amateur parkour skills and dangerous amounts of accumulated anger.


avalanche111

The ability to sweat profusely


AdMonster0202

Before skinned


Cmoore1217

Herpes


Nohhoundou

Fat rolling


Puzzleheaded_Olive90

Chronic procrastination


BrownenWind

Incontinence.


gWyse

Big shits


Earcandy70

Arse blast ashes of war.


cameronrichardson77

IBS


TzachquieI

Acne that is potent enough to kill a God.


phantom_frenzy

Those bastards can take my Psoriasis and rot in hell


unexpectedpopeattack

Overweight and 195 cm height


TheBerb

Uncontrollable bowel movement.


Hostelgado

Patience


kyomugami

Diabetes


KOCA_XD

Laziness


OfficialRatEater

An ungodly lust for the consumption of rats


PapaFormigasDeBoxers

Monkeypox


RevansWay2501

Amazing power of being a complete perv now every thought of every day is perverted


00Dragonborn00

I would drop a mushroom


Josku5

They’re now good at playing classical guitar 😎👍


Random_Robloxian

Most likely 12 years in martial arts, some niche math skills and a undying passion for build and collecting legos.


leonnova7

They make a mean PB+J


ultrawall006

They have actual movement now


KAPUTtherapyREAL

They don’t get my abilities. Ç̴̲͓̤̞̟̟̜̰͉̳͈̐̈́̌͒̿̋̅̆̎̾̆̿͜ā̷̙̻̫̖͙̫̤̅̂͂̃́̌͛̈́̋͛͆ų̴̨͈̙̮̥͗́́̏s̶̡̢̳̹̺̔̈̉̍̈͌͘͜ͅe̶͚̜̝̯̎̎͂͂̏͊̏͑͌̑̆̚͘͝ ̶̢̲̭̹̘̳̟̪̭̹̏͆ͅi̵̢̪͈̳̼͕̐ẗ̷̨̛̝̥̦́̄̒͐̈́̀̕̚͠͠͝’̶̧̟̹͕̪͉͖̫͐́̔̏̃͂̑̈̆̂̓͝ͅs̷̢̞̥͍͕̦̦̯̤̞̹͕̬͕͋̀̅̽̒͜ ̶͕̖͓͈̣͇̘̗̔̉͑̀̇̊̎̽͗̈́̐ṇ̷̜̝̘͕̓̔̾̈́̽̏̅̃̓̀̀͑͋̕̚ớ̷̢͉͚̰̩̪͇̝͖͚̗̬͔̂̌̿̇̀̎̄̔͋̌̕͜t̵̡̧̖̠̘̘̀͑͊͊̒͊̓̏͘̕͘ͅ ̶̢̨͙̜͖̘̼͚̱͔̬̭͆̂̈̒̅̏̂͛͐̚̕̕m̸̗̱͈͌̅̒̐̇̌̈́͊̐͋̀y̴̫̜̤̓̎̓̀̓́͝͝ ̷̡̨̣̬͈̤̹̭̬̞̆̋̀̑̓̀̀̓͜ṡ̵̢͕̫̜͕̈́́͑̋̾͋͊̋͝k̴̬̱͖̳̹̱̲̫͉͒̑͌͋̈́͗͛̓͊͛̍̂ͅį̵̨͍̺̺͍̞̗̯͚̻͇̀̒͆́̈́͛̒͗̉̈̔̂̀̀͜͝n


Hanuo

Some back pain, some large calve muscles, and a big forehead


Vivern96

To get sick easily lmao.


Beginning-Outside390

They gain the Power of Deez


throwitaway1510

A dependence of Taco Bell and gas pill


LilRedRdinHoody

The power of crippling depression and stress eating!


PlankBlank

They can commit suicide by farting. Similar to leaving the stove on


New-Personality9122

Unpaid child support


bababoai

Now they can play Rachmaninoff prelude op.23 no.3 on the piano, amazing


ExtensionLatter5546

The ability to drop a cow pat every time you eat something citrus based


drinkwater574

getting fat from smelling bread


I_AmDaVikingNow

Knowledge of the Krabby patty secret formula.


Jonesy61

Type 1 Diabetes. Good luck finding insulin in the lands between...


incendiarylime

Same here


SassmasterSenpai

I only came to this comment section to see how many of y'all said crippling depression. So far I've counted 4 of you


BlueberryOk8444

The ability to 1.eat a bowl of pasta in 2-3minutes and 2.swallow pasta whole


ProgOwl

They're just really bad now. It's become a joke how much they die and are defeated.


lukeylee

Nutting within seconds


hillyb234

While spanking the monkey they can now finish within ten seconds


Queen_Pingu

Daddy Issues, extreme bitterness at the world, a huge love for cats


JVOz671

Ability? Just grade A smooth skin they would want for nothing.


CaptainUndaroos

Psoriasis with a touch of IBS


earthonion

How do you know?


X4V13N

Shit tons of useless knowledge


FullHD_hunter

Now they have to level vigor to 40 before they're allowed to have fun in the late game areas


Malevolent_Mangoes

Dementia


DaveMcNinja

My collection of Dragon Breath spells and a used Eleonora Poleblade.


buzzyingbee

Ash of War: No Skill


llamaswithhatss91

Your mind never shuts off. It's like a power plant turning on when you wake up


AntelopeCrafty

Alpha gal and lactose intolerance. No more mammal meat or dairy for them! They have to eat those nasty chicken zombie things.


shaggys6skin

Cat allergies


slippybanjo

You have gained the ability to drink until you black out and regret every message sent


SomeBeesInACoat

Extreme depression and occasional suicidal thoughts


Punk_Chachi

The ability to fight a boss the same way 100x despite dying the same way 100x.


mihir_lavande

smol pp


whats-your-poison

They will now sleep even without sleeping pots