By - OnlyWaifu
It feels like 2016 again and I am watching the old video of a twink at the High Wall to the sound of Fukkireta (I'm getting old).
Dat was me!
Oh fuck it is you!
Was literally just watching your Dragonslayer Axe montage again yesterday, I didn't realize you were still alive.
I am! And I wanna return to uploading frequently. At my own pace and what I consider fun, so I can post quality instead of quantity!
omigo it IS you , please remind these players their words "there are no rules for invasions"
\*Parries to Fukkireta\*
There is a rule in invasions. Win at all cost!!
Public executions would get me out the house more.
Only to still lose to my basic wing of Astel or dual whip build
Fun fact the last public execution in America drew a crowd of literal thousands. They've been a big public spectacle for as long as we've had a concept of crime and punishment
I bet they sold the best fair foods there.
They did, actually.*
*Disclaimer: source: vague memories from some LPOTL episode I listened to a while back
Hell I'd actually buy a newspaper to see when/where
It's about the same status build every one else uses
Why would you invade without status effects ? The overleveled sunbro will certainly be using them
I hope you stub your pinkey toe every day for the rest of the year.
I hate you
I feel indifferent about you
I love you
I hope you step on a lego.
A fellow naginata main I hope you get all the blessing possible to be the best elden lord and to not stub your toe
Toxic build, fantastic editing
All I'm seeing is failed vigor checks
... And dead tarnished
I used to laugh at the invasion whiners because my souls buddies and I were all sweats. Now I genuinely feel bad for my casual friends that just want to experience Elden Ring. At least use a cool build if you’re gonna pub stomp.
the last time i did low level invasions every single host had overlevelled buddies with blasphemous swords and whatnot. Idk how scaling down works, but they still did obscene damage. So I'd say use all the meta shit you want, invading is tough out there
I think probably because most of the genuinely low level people see the mirror of your problem where when they are invaded they get obliterated by people setup to handle gank squads, so they stop cooping and the pool of invasion targets skews higher so you wind up with sweat Vs sweat at the tree sentinel in limgrave
Oh so it's like the Souls' games infinite twink regression factor
This is sadly true. I had maybe one invasion where it was two low level players with low level gear.
But mostly it was one guy who was obviously new and someone else using very late game spells, etc.. One host was even letting his overleveled buddy farm low level invaders for him. He never got me, though. I've got my finger sever at the ready for those kinds of situations.
> At least use a cool build if you’re gonna pub stomp.
No room for it Elden Ring, sadly. The only long-term strategy for invaders that survives is to win the arms race- make the other guy explode as quickly as possible, before they can do it to you. It sucks for both ends.
It's level 25 invasions, where are they gonna get any vigor? Plus resistance to all statuses increases with level, so when you invade this low I bet it only takes one poke to bleed people with a seppuku naginata, let alone powerstanced.
Oh make no mistake, I'm not criticizing it. A lot of hosts get gear dropped by their friends and gold phantoms summoned at this level can run the exact same build as a 'twink' except with up to 28x the levels.
And there's not really any such thing as "end game gear," weapon effectiveness is determined by upgrade level and you can only invade people close to your own upgrade level. OP is specifically staying at +3 because that's the highest you can go while still invading unupgraded weapons. Plus they fight half naked and likely with a soreseal, so damage negation should be shit.
Except that build can oneshot you at like 2000 hp
Time to bring out the fingerprint with blue coating. They stab you poke. 9/10 you win the war of attrition
Is not a matter of it being winnable or not. Truth is its a boring match.
raise ur vigor then
With 99 vigor you get 2100 hp
skill issue. just keep raising it
This mans is hoarding all the vigor. You dont need 600 vigor!
just dont get bled 4head
Use talismans. Like all of them
It’s tough to tell in the cut of this video, but it did appear like he’s invading on RL 25. The amount of vigor you can expect there is pretty low, I guess.
And he was using stat talismans.
This is Limgrave, you literally don't have enough levels on any stat.
This should be the top comment. Every build is toxic when you only have 800 HP
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
I don’t know the season
What is the reasob
am standing here holding my blaaaade!
A desolate place (place!) without any trace (trace!)
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
IT'S MY THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL...
# THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED
Oh no the memories
Epic edits, awesome video.
Still, I will always do everything in my power to ensure people like you have as miserable a time as possible if you try to take away my time with my friend.
This is definitely evil. Unfortunately, I have lost my last shred of mercy to golds with the exact same build except 300 levels on me and those character creation skills are on point, so you have my vote.
Now excuse me while I go run this same setup except with Winged Tear abuse :)
How do you even get this weapon?
You can get the cross-naginata off a body in the Gael Tunnel.
In the gael tunnel, if you see some soldiers staring down an octopus, go through that tunnel and you have to fight a big octopus
Your boyfriend drops it for you
I don't have a boyfriend
Out of luck then I guess :/
The real toxicity is that OP has seppuku at level 25. His sole objective was to torture strangers on the internet.
I demand you give me the sliders for that character lest I bomb an orphanage
Here you go! Also if anyone wants to use them, here they are. Replicate Chooms!
Never thought I'd see choom outside of a Cyberpunk subreddit
He's on a quest to become the Elden Choom
A choom can never be Elden Lord. Not in this city..
Wake the fuck up Tarnished, we got an Erdtree to burn!
Ah, marvelous character indeed.
From now on you’ll be my beloved egg
Gimme some minutes, fren
The only good twink is a dead one
Or a bred one, depending on what you mean when you say "twink".
sir this is a wendys
*Well I'm here for the beef.*
I'd like one *lean beef* burger with extra special sauce please sir.
I only know your definition
Am dead inside
Let me guess, you didn't even kill morgott to get seppuku but just dropped it from a higher level character since you need another nagi anyway.
Twinks and honesty? Name a more unlikely combination.
That's some S tier editing right there. Choice of music was just perfect ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)
You know it is
Damn that editing took me back to 2008 but in a good way. Felt like I was watching an old WoW montage video
Nothing screams "crutch build" quite like dual bleed seppuku Nagi's. I'd go so far as calling it even lower tier than RoB pre-nerf.
That said I whip out dual Vykes when I encounter tryhard shitbeards or twinks. So, ya know, context is everything.
I’m pretty new to Elden Ring and it’s my first FS game. This sounded like a foreign language to me.
Not sure if I should elaborate or leave it as an impenetrable slurry of jargon. I think it's kind of funny from both perspectives.
Ah, welcome, I’ll take the time to remind you to always follow the highly rated messages near edges. There’s quite often loot found below!
Hahaha. Not that new. But yeah, can’t say I learned “quickly”.
Mf took me straight to the bear 🐻
If it makes you feel any better.. I'm not a that new to Elden Ring and I've played a few FS games.. And this still sounds like a foreign language..
Ok. It actually does make me feel better. 🤣
Just wait until you play Shadow Tower, Eternal Ring, or Ninja Blade.
You should try reading random tweets from a kpop stan
All the words minus the names are in English but it may as well be gaelic for all I can understand
Dual spears were always better then rob. It's just that the red katana is very plug and play. Mash L2 and everything in front of you dies.
I don't get why RoB's stat requirements are as low as they are while Hand of Malenia wants 48 Dex.
The same reason rot breath is 15 fth and 12 arc.
It's awful in Elden Ring. In world PvP, when people twink and cancer as hard as they do, I will summon every gold and blue in the hemisphere.
Dual sepukku nagis shit all over pre-nerf RoB. Hell, dual seppuku anything does, but especially nagis.
Looks like maybe one is seppuku and the other is a stomp
My brother in Order this is as toxic as Swamps or Aeonia
An overly-edited video about a low-level build that abuses bleed.
Daring today aren’t we?
They're abusing frostbite as well.
> I hacked in Seppuku and a second naginata to bully players who probably have less than 3 hours of gameplay under their belt. But it's okay, because I edited it into a memetage and put the funny Brazilian samurai's theme song over it.
I mean. I hate it.
But this is a top tier shitpost and I’m here for it.
I'm sorry but this is nowhere near Giant Dad. Twink Fails.
We do a little trolling
I mean killing low-levels is generally easy. If you have to use dual nagis, it's just pathetic.
This is why pvp in this game is a joke. I miss when ds2 & ds3 were active.
As if you did not meet cheesy twinks in ds2&3. You should have seen DS1, twinks were the norm there
A fellow veteran spotted. People seem to not remember or know that matchmaking didn't even consider weapon upgrade level in demon's souls, ds1, and ds2.
Quellag curved swords and demon spears were fully upgraded with one shot potential in ds1. And let's not forget dark bead, great combustion, and black flame +5 ascended pyromancy flames.
Scraping spears anyone?
How about some corrosive urns from ds2?
New players have no idea how good they have it.
Oh god, unrestricted weapons was hillarious. Having a +10 black knight greataxe with the flip ring and invading in undead burg where some poor soul just turned human for the first time was just evil.
It’s a joke in every game because of these people
"but if I'm not making PVP as easy as possible for myself, am I *really* having fun?"
New game pvp bad, I miss the old pvp days of previous game when I choose to not remember that those games also had busted pvp mechanics
Isn’t this a regular bleed build ?
You’re a piece of shit and I hope your pillow is always too warm
You *know* it is, my guy. What's the point of this post lmao
This is truly in the spirit of DS1 invasions with PvPenis and giantdad
This video has some heavy Fighter.pl vibes
His vids were great back in the day
This build is more sad than toxic.
This was made by a 17 year old, yes?
Mr.Nosec that you?
I just purchased the game 3 days ago and never played a souls before. I require explanation wtf is this
Basically they made a new character then gave themselves the weapons of a really late game, ng+ build so they could keep their level low and specifically target newer players. Then over-edited the shit out of the footage.
I'll put all my points in stamina and just run away. Benny Hill music.
Hey on the bright side, at least he didn't wear bull goat armor.
The dancing Peter Parker's really got me 10/10 edit
10/10, 100/100, more toxic shitpost compilations
This is true souls
Next time you get one shotted by a bleed invader, remember, bleed PvE users also asked for this.
Disconnecting from server and ganking people is toxic.
Low effort at least have you no honor
Yes, you’re toxic and the editing was cancer
yes my boy you are a twink build
I've fought you in pvp before and 😑😑😑😑😑😑
Connect to Network?
Absolutely NOT ✔️
Duelist armor + Radhan greaves.
Bleed based build
I hope they nerf bleed so its actually balanced like in DS3 instead of OP ofc you should use it like in Elden Ding
Im so happy MGR soundtrack has been getting so much love.
The only thing I dislike about your channel is that you don't upload more! Always love seeing your content!
The idea is to return to upload stuff frequently now, by my own pace so I don't get overwhelmed and what I consider fun so I can post quality instead of quantity!
I never understood why people bitch and complain about the multiplayer. Like even if I’m getting my ass best I’m having a blast lmao
You dropped this, King: 👑
Aggravating to play against but it's still a valid build.
A lot of toxic builds are valid. Just because it ain't cheating doesn't mean you're not an asshole...
Toxic is a behavior. Cancer is a disease. This is just cruel. Absolutely horrid. Just simply unfair and not fun. /nm. Horrific still. War crimes. Night’s Cavalry is after you.
No, it's just boring
Looks like you are toxic and sounds like you do wanna be toxic
This is why I don't play this game anymore. Fromsoft decided funny lol memey 1 shots are more important than actual skill battles. Kind of getting tired of companies dropping a half assed multiplayer system into a game than giving up on fixing it cus they already got their money from us buying the game.
Honestly, can anyone tell me what there is that’s unique about this build? I swear I’ve seen the same thing pop up once a week since the game came out, just “long stick with status effect because FromSoft has always had shitty hitboxes when it comes to running attacks.”
I check this sub every once in a while just to get a feel for the state of PvP in the game, sad to see it stayed exactly where I thought it would
> Honestly, can anyone tell me what there is that’s unique about this build?
There's nothing unique about this build or video. It's just some asshole abusing broken mechanics at level 25 because at level 125 people can fight back and edited it in the most generic way imaginable.
There is nothing interesting about it. It's just min maxing to have high vigor while abusing bleed and frostbite to one shot in low levels while not having to deal with low vigor and higher dex/str. People giving up originality for ugly but broken builds like this and the bullgoats plus vares mask double bleed spear in late game pvp made me quit absolutely ridiculous how big the difference between a meta build and an original build is.
I'm currently replaying Elden Ring. My intention was the same as with Dark Souls 3, replay the game but with the equivalent of the ''Dried Finger'' to get more invasions and putting my sign down for coop.
Every single invasion that I got when doing coop or activating the Taunter's Tongue was a twink. I thought ''well this happened in DS3 too, but once I get the invading item it will be fine since I will be playing against normal people, since all the twinks will be invading''. I used the 5 fingers that Varre gave me, 4 of them were twinks, using end-game gear at Limgrave/Liurnia level 30-40, the last one was a new player getting items from someone else, managed to steal 1 talisman before the summon one-shoted me.
I think I'll stop doing PvP. Waste of time. People like to spread this whole idea that they twink to avoid summon twinks, but every time I get summoned it's normal people playing through the game, probably for the first time by the way they play, and here comes the invader with more healing, more HP, more talismans, more damage, etc. to just kill a new player in 2 hits. And the best part is that most of them are pretty bad, just abusing running attacks with dual weapons that will end up hitting you because of lag even if you dodge it properly.
Nothing toxic here, move along citizen...
Its is kinda. When game out everyone and their mother were playing it with all variants.
me no likey, you do you though.
Well if this video is anything to judge you as a human by, then your sentence shall be walking on a floor made of Legos. For the rest of your life. Then even in the underworld you will be sent to the Hell of Lego Floors.
As for toxicity, I dunno if there's enough boluses in the Lands Between to fix you.
Im not sure what makes a build toxic but this one looks like a hassle to fight
Things made me quit ER pvp. (the other two are double Vyke spear and double St. Trina ss)
Your build aint toxic...
#Its a bleed build
Twink builds are reserved for the maidenless plebs of the community. Cute video though.
How do you get dual weapons ie ng+ while being this low level i was under the impression levels carried over through ng+ did he beat it at level 25?
Can anyone explain the gear and build to a newbie? And what the significance to the level 25?
Quality cancer-inducing content, I want to sub to your YouTube xD
Here you go, drop a sub c:
Thanks, I hate it
Invading below mid lvl is toxic Haha but great editing
This classic Fighter.pl-like editing is what the Elden Ring community is missing rn. Bravo!
(..but only 30 Vigor? How disgraceful..)
Toxic? Yes. Do I care? Only if you're an ass about it and point down at everyone with a complete superiority complex.
Felt like I was watching a 2010’s MW2 montage no scope vid…love it.
I feel bad lmao my build uses naginata paired with bolt of gransax. I have the seppuku AoW on naginata just for the damage buff. The lightning hits really really hard. I had my Bolt of gransax hit 1100 AR with it
Unoriginal and unfun build to play against but the editing makes up for it!
The radiation is burning my face off. (way too toxic bro)
I had a pretty meta build before it got corrupted tho, so "🤝" I guess.
Eh, no more toxic than every other one shot bleed or frost buildup build. I don't play PvP in Elden Ring literally because this is all I run into. Such riveting game play when it's just copy paste builds as far as the eye can see lol
Toxic or not, that was a lot of fun to watch lmfao
Not as toxic as fingerprint or UGS poke, that's for sure
I feel like you could appreciate this given your weapon choice.
Do you guys seriously find these kind of videos funny?
Fun fact: spears are op weapons IRL. nothing is better than stabbing a guy from a mile away. Lol.
Imagine an ancient samurai throwing a tantrum because his opponent used a Spear lmao