By - Lord_M_G_Albo
I am Mexica blade of tequila
I am Maplenia, Blade of Canada
Can you help me with Malekith? /s
Shadow of queen Malika/Radogahn.
Isn't malekith the proper name
Lol i just noticed. The names do suck balls.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
I am melania, blade of donald trump
Because hes bladeless lollll
Wait isn’t that the girl with the one eye tho? /j
I swear I say melina half the time
Same with people calling Maliketh “Malekith”🙃
Are those people Mike Tyson?
Probably doesn't help that Maliketh's VA seems to have misread the name himself (I clearly hear "Malekith" in the line he says when you die, but ymmv)
I am molanaia, bald of nikolai
"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella."
*In my best Reggie Kray impression*
Right, next time you see Mickey, you tell 'im from me that I said "Fuck Mickey. Fuck 'is sister. Fuck that fat little Moghey Godfreyson 'e hangs round wit', yeah? Fuck your Grace, yeah? And fuck the fuckin' rot of ya as well" 'ow 'bout that?
'ope ya don't mind if I fight back?
"I have never known defeat."
Aw, it's more for me pride, really. I warn you though, I'm not gonna fight fair... So I brought these (holds up RoB and Frost imbued Cross Naginata).
And before we get started, I got a little joke for ya, yer gonna love this one (Summons enter fog). 3 Tarnished Warriors, they walk into a cave...
(I hope there's some fans of Legend here, if not this will go right over your head)
I am Malaria, blade of Myanmar
My brain decided it was "ma-kwee-la" early on and refuses to let me correct it. I know that's not how it's pronounced, but my brain refuses to adapt
Malekith, Margot, Goldwyn, Radhan, Radogon, Sellia
And Melania to top it off.
One dude said "Beast Clagman"
I've had friends say they'd fuck Malenia and I just can't imagine why. 2 words: rotted fish.
Maybe you understood wrong and they said they got fucked
I AM MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA
all fun and games till your dick falls off from scarlet rot the super STD.
*flame grant me strength*
*time for thrusting*
*flame cleanse me*
I am salty, i go great with tequila
I read the sentence with her voice...
I'am tequila blaargh🤮 of Miguel
Funny, coming from the woman who can't pronounce her own brother's name right.
European model. Very Tasteful! MELANIA.
I suspect this is partly to do with autocorrect though
The character/boss names suck balls
Dont lknow why ur getting downvoted the names are ass
Never say anything negative about a game in a game's subreddit. People are irrational
When you express a negative opinion, don't expect people to agree with it
E.g having all names start with GRRM is obviously a terrible storytelling decision in favor of a personal satisfaction for the writer. The proof is the countless people that get confused every day
"Well you see, the sisters and brothers have similar names, something that no family in the history of ever has ever done."
That is his excuse, he obviously just wanted to rub his initials on our face
Of course you can expect people to agree with it, depends on the opinion. This is a really fucked up take, and the reason we can't improve as a society. People are not rational enough to admit problems.