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SecretlyNooneSpecial

I am Mexica blade of tequila


Ok-Foot-2971

I am Maplenia, Blade of Canada


sir_nubby

Can you help me with Malekith? /s


MagicalPedro

Shadow of queen Malika/Radogahn.


GiannisD2

Isn't malekith the proper name


sir_nubby

[Maliketh](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Maliketh,+the+Black+Blade)


GiannisD2

Lol i just noticed. The names do suck balls.


H_MmL

No u


jroc5140

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN MEQUILA


man_o_madan

I am melania, blade of donald trump


actinscholar

Because hes bladeless lollll


Otalek

Wait isn’t that the girl with the one eye tho? /j


CamDaMan87

I swear I say melina half the time


cody_d_baker

Same with people calling Maliketh “Malekith”🙃


phexitol

Are those people Mike Tyson?


Rasmus_Ro

Probably doesn't help that Maliketh's VA seems to have misread the name himself (I clearly hear "Malekith" in the line he says when you die, but ymmv)


Firm_Building_2445

I am molanaia, bald of nikolai


Chrisnolliedelves

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella." *In my best Reggie Kray impression* Right, next time you see Mickey, you tell 'im from me that I said "Fuck Mickey. Fuck 'is sister. Fuck that fat little Moghey Godfreyson 'e hangs round wit', yeah? Fuck your Grace, yeah? And fuck the fuckin' rot of ya as well" 'ow 'bout that? 'ope ya don't mind if I fight back? "I have never known defeat." Aw, it's more for me pride, really. I warn you though, I'm not gonna fight fair... So I brought these (holds up RoB and Frost imbued Cross Naginata). And before we get started, I got a little joke for ya, yer gonna love this one (Summons enter fog). 3 Tarnished Warriors, they walk into a cave... (I hope there's some fans of Legend here, if not this will go right over your head)


Lazy_Sim

I am Malaria, blade of Myanmar


Throttle_Kitty

My brain decided it was "ma-kwee-la" early on and refuses to let me correct it. I know that's not how it's pronounced, but my brain refuses to adapt


Borfeus

Malekith, Margot, Goldwyn, Radhan, Radogon, Sellia And Melania to top it off. One dude said "Beast Clagman"


Psychic_Gian

Malekith


Curious-Bother3530

I've had friends say they'd fuck Malenia and I just can't imagine why. 2 words: rotted fish.


ErdtreeSimp

Maybe you understood wrong and they said they got fucked


Curious-Bother3530

I AM MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA


scooby_doo_shaggy

all fun and games till your dick falls off from scarlet rot the super STD.


Call_Me_Hector

*flame grant me strength* *time for thrusting* *flame cleanse me* *repeat*


Any-Scientist5312

I am salty, i go great with tequila


thebunchu

I read the sentence with her voice...


GetCaned

I'am tequila blaargh🤮 of Miguel


bloodshed113094

Funny, coming from the woman who can't pronounce her own brother's name right.


Viat0r

European model. Very Tasteful! MELANIA.


Mjr_N0ppY

Melania Trump


dedWest

I suspect this is partly to do with autocorrect though


GiannisD2

The character/boss names suck balls


Plakati

Dont lknow why ur getting downvoted the names are ass


GiannisD2

Never say anything negative about a game in a game's subreddit. People are irrational


andrew-oodles

When you express a negative opinion, don't expect people to agree with it


GiannisD2

E.g having all names start with GRRM is obviously a terrible storytelling decision in favor of a personal satisfaction for the writer. The proof is the countless people that get confused every day


AdnHsP

"Well you see, the sisters and brothers have similar names, something that no family in the history of ever has ever done."


GiannisD2

That is his excuse, he obviously just wanted to rub his initials on our face


andrew-oodles

Okay "Giannis"


GiannisD2

Of course you can expect people to agree with it, depends on the opinion. This is a really fucked up take, and the reason we can't improve as a society. People are not rational enough to admit problems.