T O P
theNFAC

When you role playing as a dragon's dentist.


mjdegue

Have you heard of over breathing Mr Dragon?


peoplepersonmanguy

My mumma says them dragons are so angry because they got all them teeth and no one to brush them.


Chief-Toad753

Take my upvote and award and get back on the field. Them players need some high quality H2O


peoplepersonmanguy

I'll have a scotch and water hold the scotch. 🚰


thegatheringmagic

Need to go make a Dentist build now.


deon008

Say ahh for me please


TheKalebPerkins

Adula clearly hasn't flossed his teeth in awhile


Planchero

He even brought a toothpick


Snoo-69952

Um, sir, sir, i think you jumped in its mouth and it godzilad your ass


DinosaurGhostsExist

It was almost a shot for shot remake of Matthew McConaughey's death scene in Reign of Fire.


floydink

Also happened in dragon heart, albeit didn’t happen with fire but he did sit in the dragons mouth an entire night


Ser_Optimus

That scene was hilarious.


CobaltMonkey

*pulls bone from between dragon teeth, sees signet ring* "Good lord. Sir Eglamour." "Thank you. That's been stuck there for months."


m_sart

Dude, spoilers


Ser_Optimus

Dude, the movies are 20 / 24 years old... Damn I feel old now.


m_sart

I know, jk


DinosaurGhostsExist

Christian Bale lives!


the_ebb_and_flow_

If you call that living! /s


404artnotfound

Thank you for explaining! Lol


Low-Signal-6596

Pretty much but i dunno why everyone is angry all of the sudden


The_Great_Afterman

Probably because the title of your post implies that it was the game's fault you jumped into a dragon's mouth lol. Honestly that was funny as hell.


Low-Signal-6596

Yeah i know


The_Great_Afterman

Don't worry, I appreciate your post. Intent matters, but so does reading comprehension. You were making a joke about your own failure and I understood that.


Low-Signal-6596

Thank u i appreciate that


Ghostpants101

Yeah man that was fucking hilarious! Hahaha! Dem dragons! The best bit is how it lies down after, like even it was like "fuck that was weird! Got a fucking hummie stuck in the back of my throat!" Last week I was about to kill the first dragon... I'm on my horse evading the fire breath.... All of a sudden the thinnest bush became an immovable mountain and the breath caught up with me 🤣 reckt


Low-Signal-6596

Yeah dude litterly outgamered by a bush happens to everyone but im more often getting killed by my imput delay


gottalosethemall

I mean, it’s not really an issue of reading comprehension, right? 99% of posts with a title like this involve a perceived issue with the game and an added rant by the OP in the comments. Of course people are going to assume this is more of the same.


The_Great_Afterman

>Intent matters, but so does reading comprehension. Do I really have to spell this statement out for you? Like we're really gonna do this dance at 6:30 in the morning?


gottalosethemall

I mean if you want to wait a few hours that’s cool lol


The_Great_Afterman

Yeah alright. I'll see you in like an hour when I'm off work.


dyingalonely

Lmfao


Bushranger_

How do you know the dude's even in the same time zone as you?


The_Great_Afterman

It doesn't fuckin' matter what time zone he's in when it's 6:30 in the got damn morning for me. Why does this even matter to you?


Bushranger_

Just thought it was weird someone would arc up so much based on the time when they're on an international forum. It doesn't matter at all to me really, I simply commented for the heck of it.


CollectionMurky4076

lol dont dress like a marshmallow and jump into dragonfire if you don't wanna get toasted


OmniStarDestroyer

Lowkey gold my guy


Lunesy

Well you jumped into the maw of a dragon while it was charging up destructive magic energy. I'd say that's pretty realistic of a result.


PureEvilBadger

Came here to say this. See's the dragon clearly charging it's breath attack, charges straight at it and jumps into it's maw. Dies. Blames the game.


Low-Signal-6596

I was trying to jump under hes head if u couldnt tell


RickMcFlick

Jump...under? Sir i dont think you understand how jumping works


Rowyco05

Fucking noob, you are supposed to roll over their head.


Master_Win_4018

You can't make it in time. You should at least try get in from the left side. The fire will stagger you even if you get hit one time. It is almost an instant death if you catch the fire from start till the end.


Low-Signal-6596

Yeah i know that im not a beginner in this game i usually dodge fire on the left side as u said i should but with adula its a whole diffrent story hes flying 60% of the fight and everytime he goes up into the air u have to guess if hes just gonna land is he gonna do fire in the air or the worst case hes gonna do the sword which just insta killed me every time to which counter is running towards adula while hes doing the start up and getting under him so yes i know the counter to regular fire. Also i posted this cuz i found this clip funny but for some reason everyone is just getting offended and tilted by it


CollectionMurky4076

i think it was pretty obvious jumping was a poor idea lol but the title was poorly chosen you're blaming everything but yourself and making excuses for an honest mistake. even when joking about it its annoying to see, that's why everyone's mad.


Sknowman

I'm surprised the post has nearly 1k upvotes, and it's just a stupid death -- everyone's experienced them, so it's nothing fancy.


techniqucian

I have never seen someone actually jump into the dragons mouth and get stuck there until they died. I didn't even think it was possible. If you think there's nothing interesting about it you might be overexposed to elden ring content.


aoechamp

> im not a beginner > jumps into dragon’s mouth Hmmm


Master_Win_4018

If I am not mistaken, the frozen sword will only be used if his hp is below half. I always try to fight near the temple just to be ready for that move, I can hide inside the temple and the blade will not go in. I never seen him using the sword twice. I only fought him for 3\~4 times only, so I maybe wrong. Beside that, Azula is just like all ordinary dragon. People are offended because of your sarcasm title, which is bad. People will just laugh and call it a day if your title is different . I tried upvote you lol


GetCaned

Maybe because the title you put up is shit?


Lumn8tion

Jesus. Stop typing.


NatsuPleb

Why are we bringing religion into this. I dont see Jesus anywhere.


opinionhaver4

✝️ 👈 here he is


NatsuPleb

Thank you my king


Justin-Krux

you do realize, he was not the only man to ever have that name, right?


Upbeat_Ad_7610

it doesn’t look like you succeeded


SlapDash_R

But you could’ve just went around it? I’m not understanding the mentality of the move. Or your mentality to come into Reddit and complain. That was 100% your fault


Rowyco05

10/10 would jump again -OP


BTBAM797

But the dismount invincibility!!


Garm-LV

That was quite the mouthful


NorthKoala47

I died so many times to the dragon by the academy key since i was fighting them with base prophet vigor and stamina. Two hits and i died, but after a ton of tries i eventually took him down. Interestingly jumping into their mouth was not one of my deaths so congratulations in achieving that.


The_Great_Afterman

> Interestingly jumping into their mouth was not one of my deaths so congratulations in achieving that. Hahahahaha


Vinnys_Magic_Grits

I just ran by him after the 10th time he killed me, then went back later and demolished him. You’re a very patient person


NorthKoala47

I got the game on release day and spent the third day on that single dragon. I'm more hard headed than patient considering i didn't level vigor until i hit the softcap for faith and mind and never leveled endurance.


Be_Very_Careful_John

Dying in two hits. Must be nice. check your privilege


Sknowman

TIL privilege is playing the game and leveling up vigor.


Be_Very_Careful_John

Yes


NorthKoala47

I actually died to one hit, but the bubble tear would let me take a second.


Pheriannathsg

Never look a gift dragon in the mouth.


LookMaNoPride

“Unless there’s a tiny man in there playing piano, then I think you’d probably wanna see that.” - Dan Cummins (paraphrase)


Radiant-Mushroom8304

You jumped into its mouth what did you expect


A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN

The fuck happened at the end, why'd the dragon stagger? Did it nut from trying to vore him?


Cybersorcerer1

I'm sorry this comment is killing me


needsmorerobots

shit, same here - absolutely ruinous comment.


0mayor

So if I'm understanding correctly, characters falling on other counts as a hit, you can see the dragon taking minimal damage from it. It still build poise damage and because dragons take increased poise damage to the head, or in this case the mouth, it quickly stagers from the repeated hit that is the falling tarnished seen here. So in a way yes, it might have nutted from the attempted vore


A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN

thats fucking awesome


kriscross122

He finished


Longjumping_Hotel377

It was a bit... reckless. Adula did nothing wrong in this case


Life_Temperature795

But seriously though, the fact that the collision detection is so well done that you actually *can* jump into the dragon's mouth does speak to an excellent level of quality.


Inspirational_Lizard

Well, you did jump straight into his mouth.


Broserk42

It’s not “ah elden ring”, it’s “OOOOoooOoOoh Elden Ring!”


richrelease27

\*Jumps into a dragon's mouth\* I dunno guys this feels a little unbalanced


navy_dubber

OP: jumps directly into a dragons mouth as they're about to start breathing fire OP: gets hit OP: suprirsed pikachu face


Gone_Goofed

I have hundreds of hours with 5 characters and I never achieved that death. 10/10 xD


RodrigoBravo

Perhaps you should try not to jump in the big dragon mouth next time?


ghost-hardware017

\> Jumps into doragon-sama's mouth \> Gets toasted \> Complains on Reddit But senpai


Drakirth

Literally that guy shoving a stick into his bike wheel meme


Ginio-Phantom

Poor guy getting downvoted to hell this is funny as hell


fatedwanderer

Wow. Player on the receiving end of an Comet Azur for once 🤷‍♂️


Master_Win_4018

Ehh... This is definitely on you.


HGofLul

I dont think he was blaming the game...


EvenOne6567

Based on his other replies in this thread...he most definitely is.


HGofLul

Did you read hia replies? Maybe take another peek. Thanks champ.


tobascodagama

My brother in Marika, you jumped into a dragon's mouth.


hockeyd13

My brother in Christ, you were the one that rushed headlong into the mouth of a dragon.


Westernwastemf

I’d recommend not jumping into the dragon’s mouth.


BubblyCell236

That was unfortunate


Baboon_Fucker

I hate adula anyways


rugalb666

lool the animation went brrrrr I was expecting game crash


AngryAniki

You are not Eren Jaeger!


Ser_Optimus

What did you expect, jumping right into the dragon's maw?


23CD1

I mean you jumped into his mouth at the beginning of the attack. What did you expect to happen 😂 but I can't say I haven't done the same


True-King-Of-Heroes

Forget Placidusax, Forget the Magma Wyrms, Forget The Ancient Dragons In Farum Azula, and even Ekzykes... This one, freaking Adula was the one that gave me hell... forcing me to stealth hunt it down in order to win.


DevastaTheSeeker

Bruh? Dragons are relatively easy


ceitamiot

Yeah, torrent makes them pretty trivial. Placidusax was the hardest for me, but probably because of my build at the time.


iiDCJRii

Torrent made it harder for me, only time I use him is when they try and trick me with the flying overhead breath attacks cheese but sucks to sucks for those dragons I’m good at angles hahahah


ceitamiot

The thing torrent helps with is positioning. Because torrent is there, you can run up on the dragon to get in its face, and then fight it as normal. Generally in previous games, dragons were setup that they basically became huge environmental hazards or walls, due to you not being able to get close enough in the first place.


iiDCJRii

Yeah that’s what I was trying to say, bc I watch quite a few ppl fight a lot of the big bosses with torrent and just wonder why the hell are you fighting soley on the horse and not using it for positioning.


shiromaikku

Had a good laugh, thanks for that!


Laservolcano

Staggered him lol


[deleted]

On my playthough this dragon just got the f out mid fight. This normal?


PinkBlood123

Just had to google myself, yes you can finish the fight later after Rammi's quest is done.


Hellion998

Ignorant mortal! None can oppose my jank!


ahungrylilsandwhich

Literally right into its mouth lol


TheOriginalBuffNerd

WhY dRaGGon KiLl mEEeee?!


Solidrevenger

You landed in the dragon's mouth. What you expect?


fierzz

*walks into a rake and gets upset when it smacks me in the face* Bad game design!


Baker198t

Jumps into dragon’s mouth.. dies.. “This game sucks”


DragginSwagginWagon

Why’d you jump in his mouth bruh?


patchipot

Idk why this is getting down voted, it's hillarious!


brazilgeek

Right? I have to come here and defend you, mate. I thought from the beginning it was just a funny clip, that happens to me some times and I know it’s my fault, but if I had a clip like that fully staggered inside the dragons mouth, I would share it as well! Hahaha, thanks for that


StartingReactors

Are you upset because you died after charging directly at the mouth of a dragon? Sheeesh dude.


ZimaBlueFaith

Have you played portal 2?


gottalosethemall

Took me a sec but I got it.


Raoul97533

Dragons are BS though, mostly because their Hitboxes are terrible. Fighting one with a slower weapon is almost impossible, unless you are really high leveled...


North_Host3253

Try charged heavy attacks to foot. Stance break them and get crtical or just keep wacking Alternatively use jumping attacks


Raoul97533

you dragons stood still long enough to charge a heavy? Mine always jump around like they try out for a dance show...


North_Host3253

I just kept chasing it. Annoying yes but you can hit it eventually. Once stance broke it was easy game. I was also using warchdogs staff. Its a qualty weapon with a okish strength scaling but its pretty much the only few strength somber weapons you can get start of game with out any int or faith scaling. Thats was my rule i can not use any weapon that is not strength only i had to use a quality weapon because there were not many options early game. But meh. It also came nice weapon art so kept using it when i could. Rot dragon ezyke was a pain though. He puts a rot cloud that does damage


InitialLandscape

God I'm so stuck on this fucking dragon right now...


gooney0

If you have decent faith, get the Envoy’s Longhorn! Get under the dragon and blow bubbles. It makes dragons quite easy.


iupz0r

Sexy, wasnt?


gottalosethemall

Well, that’s a first.


Grouchy-Medicine3513

will he burn all the fat


mokka_the_master

If you want more try ds3


bigbaddice

You literally jump to fire breathing dragon head.


Maleficent-Primary-7

Should have used that suicide bomb tear


ComfortableFormal897

I jump attacked a dragon like that before and got stuck in its head. My attack did like 7 different hits of damage before it spit me out. Very interesting.


ShutUpJer

Just don’t die next time


Ruinerdown

You jumped into the mouth of behomut zero doing is meha flare.... what you think gonna happen


Hiseworns

Time for teeth, therefore try hole


JoyeuxMuffin

Maybe don't leap into a dragon's mouth


novashocker

Aaaahhhh indeed when you go sniffing around in dragon’s mouth..


Jumbo_sized_shrimp

This is exactly what should have happened to Jaime Lannister


[deleted]

Ah yes, let’s jump into the Dragon’s mouth


Boozeman666

Have you considered not jumping into a dragon’s mouth?


Comfortable-Prune716

You literally jumped in the dragons mouths


jellosquare

You even have the pick for his teeth holy crap


KingofGnG

Well, I think we found the masochist here...


DankCrusaderMemer

Careful it’s not safe in the mouth of a dragon


Downtown_Scholar

Well you DID jump into his mouth mid breath attack


7jinni

"Open wide and say **AAAAHHHHHHHUGH!!!"**


RickMcFlick

*runs straight at dragon's mouth* "Man this is bullshit"


Additional-Mobile

Doesn’t jumping off torrent usually work as a dodge? I swear I do this all the time and haven’t had the problem of being literally stuck inside the enemy.


Born2Raid

I laughed so hard, thank you haha


chijerms

Try finger, but floss


camstarakimbo

ahhhhhhhh


Administrative-News7

now who in his right mind would willingly deepthroat and angry fire breathing dragon with his whole body


machetedestroyer

Get wrecked son


Ambitious-Depth-7658

Torrent+twinblade = spinny boi. The best strategy fighting dragon when ur underleveled.


autistic_bard444

\*starts singing poisons open up and say ahh\*


Darkskinblackie

To be fair you did jump into it's mouth


MeekMallard

Well I don’t know what you were expecting


RyeBread2528

Feel like you deserve it with what you are wearing


keetaro

I have never seen someone try to choke a dragon by getting swallowed before.


turtlebear787

lol my mimic tear and i whooped that dragons ass


carlbentleyofficial

Why did you jump into its charging up mouth


Excellent_Software95

sucky sucky


RecordingNearby

my brother in christ you ran directly into his gaping maw as it was firing it’s laser


ironangel2k3

You kinda jumped into its mouth bro. This one is 100% you.


god_of_apes

Sounds like a skill issue.


Suspicious_One1322

you just force fed Torrent to that Dragon. now she's gonna get arrested for piracy.


Content_Dream_481

What’s your issue exactly? You jumped into a literal inferno.


panderstar

He could've at least asked if you were up for a bukkake before bursting


Zbebullish

This dragon is an ANTI-DENTITE!


Puzzleheeds

I'm firing my lazzooooorrzz *ugkh*


heymurray

Have you tried getting guud? Jk


abcbac1

Dude was role playing as Quentyn Martell


forcehatin

WAAAAAARBGLBRGRBLGRBLGRR


Courtier_H

Elden Ring hit box (french kiss)


Inu_1

Jumped into the mouth of a dragon and got a face full of fire.


Strange-Brief6643

you jumped directly into the dragon’s mouth what did you expect. kinda your fault lmfao


Empryrean

common problem switching from monster hunter to elden ring. small wrong sounding voice in my head also said "if you manage a hit right before it fires then maybe you'll get to ride it around or something"


SadLaser

"This game is BS! When I jumped DIRECTLY into the maw of the ancient dragon currently firing insane mouth beams, I died!"


Smolcrab-

skill issue


EspadaHGK47

Jumps into mouth, uses soreseal that increaes damage taken, then complains... Yeah you're very smart. Good piece of misinformation again bitch