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I just ordered 54 beers

I just ordered 54 beers

SnowAndPines

*"driver was a bitch and kept asking for ID , first time I got denied i* *even left a big tip at first I better get my money back lol"* How did you think this was going to turn out


droogs4depreshun

Lmfao right like leaving a big tip isnt suspicious at all


BNelz1n321

Nothing better then a solid side bush beer. Always used to stage my paraphernalia by the side bushes by my window. So nostalgic to think about


boofthatcraphomie

Damn I don’t have to hide my drinking or smoking anymore but I want to do this now just to make me feel sneaky


izthizreal

😆🤣 lmao, thx for this


BNelz1n321

It really was one of the simpler joys in life, so much gratification came from a successful bush to window to box spring transfer


thebronzejohnson

Best was chucking stuff out the window to grab it on your way out the house. Had that down to a science


Streetooth

Homeless man is your beer man


izthizreal

^^ this. If you can afford $50 worth of beer, you can def afford to throw a homeless dude $5 or even just a free beer and get all you want 😆


izthizreal

Hell, I would buy it for underage kids just for some extra $$ ... There needs to be some kind of app to link up ppl doing this kind of transaction


Ligma73

honestly i would like this lmao


izthizreal

Fuck yes, if anyone reading this got some dev skills, plz get on this ASAP 😆


Culture_Creative

That would probably be illegal and the app would get shot down and blocked everywhere like 5 days later sooo.....


beaverboy82

in theory you wouldnt openly admit what its for a bit like how cashapp is commonly used for drugs. it could work


PeyoteSkunkz

Get a job at a restaurant those cool older folks will buy u stuff too lol just tip em or share some


ham_coffee

You you not have any older friends or parents that would buy some for you? Or even just get a fake ID.


larch303

Make your own booze bro You can make it with apple cider


LeanSizzurp

How do you start?


larch303

So you’re supposed to buy a bunch of things like a stopper and such However, a lot of times I do it by accident just by leaving opened apple cider in the fridge for a few weeks. If it’s carbonated, I believe it’s alcoholic


LeanSizzurp

Thanks for the response man. I’m going to have to read up on this, sounds very interesting.


doincatsdoggystyle

Goto a forest preserve with the homies?


LocknDamn

Beers only get “skunked” or change flavor if left outdoors or in changing temps that cause the cap to fail cO2 to escape . Warm indoor storage is fine. Hide it in a good place. Just Put ‘em back in an ice chest for a few minutes before consuming . Beer distributors have warm kegs and cases all over the warehouse . idk why i read so many kids think u have to keep em cold when sealed. Maybe an excuse to share ;-)


ThePerfect666

I think the only solution is for you to move. When you get a new place, get a keg and charge $5 a person at the door, even if it is your mom


ratusratus

What if your mom throws a $5 sandal at you kicking the door open?


purple_yosher

lmao, good luck. maybe if she goes out?


Lopassss

Yeah tough situation she’s been out all day and I had all day and i stupidly decided to order when she got home


nickr710

That strategy to get brews is smart asf


I_cant_say_no_now

Window?


Lopassss

I’m on the third floor 😭


Steel_stamped_penis

grappling hookÉ


I_cant_say_no_now

The beers will prob get skunked or atleast worse tasting and reduced shelf life if you arent able to keep them cool.


Lopassss

Wasn’t me who downvoted you I’ll give you an upvote though


I_cant_say_no_now

Oh im sorry then my bad, must just be someone who doesn’t like windows lmao. You should get ice and a cooler so the Beers shelf life and taste isnt greatly reduced. And the bag idea is probably the best bet, just make sure its not visible, i would keep them outside for as little as possible for the best experience


TheT0KER

You're wrong about this. Extreme heat can fuck up beer but every other temperature is fine. Those beer aren't being refrigerated during storage and transportation either. So you can imagine how hot the back of a trailer gets on the highway and while being parked at truck stops which are just oceans of black asphalt. You do have to keep sour beer refrigerated though....that's very important.


mrmattyf

Get some coke


Culture_Creative

OP rather next time go out and find a homeless man. Even a fiver for that kinda guy would be a heaven sent so he would grab you beet 100% and you would help a man to get some food/drink (most of the time drink really) which he can't afford, so it would be a win-win situation


deyheimler

Bro. I deliver alcohol to people and I literally can’t complete the order without scanning their id, I even tried scanning my own ID once cuz the elderly woman couldn’t find hers and it denied it because it wasn’t the right info.


Efficient_Bullfrog_7

lol this post takes me back to my teen days