By - QueenOfCyber
It depends on who's drinking the tea and how they see me as.
Yeah What Is The Taste Like
Okay but who is tasting it?
Then it tastes like water.
Yeah It Does
This Is Human Talk Routine
Thousands of years of evolutionary advances lead to this very moment in time
It’s just a cup of salt.
Username checks out
I'll take a cup
Lemon juice.The entire bottle...in every swig.
I'm very Sour
Let Me Check Your Search And Comment History
Yep You Are The Whole Lemon Farm
Check mine next because I can’t accurately gauge what my tea would taste like
…You sure that’s lemon juice?
... Just No
Oh my god President Dean no
...cumin. It's just a cup of ground cumin. what
I'll show you something cumin
Cumin In ur mom 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
I don’t know, I don’t have a mouth.
*pours it into the eye*
Mama Miba! It tastes like ALDI soft drinks! [Author’s note: for anyone who hasn’t been to Aldi this is a good thing]
can you fit aldis nuts in yo mouth
Take my upvote, and never return.
As a person who’s bought aldis soft drinks, I agree. This is a great thing
As a fellow person in a country with aldis,i can agree its good stuff.
Here I'll Try It
Holy Beep This Is Good Stuff
You are now Zero.
I'lL TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK
Mountain Dew with a splash of tropical depression flavors~
Ooh Sounds Tasty
I remember when valve made games
That's apples mate
I remember when VAC worked in their games
It does but It can't handle the bots
No thats Abbachio
Hmm Needs Garlic
And Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white...
Tastes like [SILLY STRINGS]
I’m pretty plain, so maybe water? Or just an empty glass
Hmm Many People Taste Like Water These Days
Honey and STDs
Oh I see your user now, makes sense
coca cola \:))
Keep your horny to yourself
Wdym? They just said coconut milk, nothin wrong with that
Ah I see my bad
It’s just water? Mama Miba! What a rip-off!
*Tastes like nothing. A faint aftertaste of something sweet.
*Seems like the tea itself overthought what it would taste like.
It tastes like something familiar but you can't recall what had that same flavor
Sweet but goes awfully bitter
If I drink it it'll just taste like water
Livid lactose, even
Scout mains be like
Spy mains be like
* It taste like a stale water *
Depression and horniness
It tastes like the smell of the air just after it rained.
The wicked fresh taste of the 90s!
nothing. thats weird
can't tell, tastes like water to me
No matter the consumer, probably bland but not bad
Chips and salt
My tea tastes like depression and probably raises TP instead of HP.
It tastes like... Summer days on an old country porch, somewhere in kentucky. Freshly made sweet tea has been filled with ice inside the house, and you get a glass to cool you off in the immense heat. Your neighbor comes over, drinks a glass of the sweet tea, and he talks with you for a while. As night comes, the sweet tea is put into the fridge for tomorrow. So, in conclusion, I would taste like sweet tea, my favorite tea!
Skylar Tea - ??? Tea
* Tastes like Flamboyant Depression.
How the fuck did they liquidize laughing gas
What the fuck
"Why do I simultaneously feel like sleeping for 19 hours AND giving a 5-paragraph essay on the inner workings of magic, atoms, anime and the space/time continuum??'
-random non-binary giraffe child
Also, coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. No sugar, creamer or milk.
you see, that's a good question.
Just spicy cheese.
DRUGS MINE TASTE LIKE DRUGS
Gamer juice without the gamer
Water but smart
Probably something absolutely ***vile.***
H o r n y
Disappointed and regret
Like droplets from full thrashbag
a whole lot of meh. not bad, but not great either.
Tastes like coffee with a little gnome ornament on the cup
Peppermint lemon tea
A I made out of tea, or is the tea made out of me?
Tasteless, yet still utterly disappointing
It leaves you disappointed.
Dysphoria with maybe a hint of creation ideas (like a character or a story or an art project or something like that) above one’s skill level/motivational level/emotional level/etc
Butterscotch Pie. At least, I hope that’s what I taste like.
Swatch Made Some u/FriskyBusiness10 Tea
Tastes Like Determination
Determination has a taste?
^(How did I not know that?)
Well the teas taste different to everyone. They’re not based on the character themself, they’re based on the opinion of the character the one drinking it has.
the other edgelords here need to calm down
Depends, who's drinking it
If me: wtf is this tea, it's just water (could say the same with every tea I've tried, this)
if my sister drank her own tea she would be like:
yooo i love chocolate milk shakes!!
she is a narcissist
engine oil, and it's like a drug that gives you nostalgia for the 80s/90s whether you were alive then or not
Straight up cottees lime cordial.
I think mine would taste the way bird dander smells.
Kris and Susie may like the flavor.
u/tweetly_ what does it taste like to you
(Answer this after you play Chapter 2)
Hot chocolate with way too many marshmallows
30 different flavors quickly shifting
A random tea that I drink. I'm too lazy to make my own
I'd be water to me, so you tell me lol
Poison and suffering
Wow. Apple juice yummy
Mine would probably taste like peanut butter, Nutella, and bananas. Why? Well, that's what I put on my waffles every morning for breakfast! That, or it's just a big-ass glass of milk
Like a narrator
Pomegranates and graphite
Fluffy kindness, with a hint of despair, dash of creativity, and a poisonous flower for decoration (don't eat)
A refreshing Tropical fruits flavored Iced tea - Mango,Coconut,Dragon fruit etc
Gatorade with a dash of depression and pain
Probably a sweet creamy flavour at first, but then it evolves to have an awfully bitter flavour and then eventually fades to have no flavour at all
Tastes like shit
What? There’s nothing in here!
Idk but it's definitively worth less than 100$ so you'd get scammed...
I tasted like ramen and unshoweredness
It tastes like procrastination
It's the most usual tea with some drugs in it
Depends on what the drinker thinks of me
Regret and cheddar cheese
Shit and despair
Sad lonely bitter
And loaded with 1300g of caffeine
it depends on ur gender
if ur female the cup is empty(i will never feel the touch of a woman)
if ur male it tastes like a normal tea
Would probably taste like water, beef ramen flavoring, and spicy California rolls. (Sushi)
Confusion and sadness relating to disappointment
Like wet dog with a funny after taste
Water, since taste depends entirely on the person and I would taste nothing
It’s just a cup of pure sulfuric acid
Probably like escargot.
It’s a bit crunchy and smells like almonds
Fucking Popcorn and cherries
Like a comically large bubble gum drink
Tastes like comeuppance and whatever they make doors out of these days
Doesn’t everyone drinking their own tea have have no taste from drinking it
*Coffee and stress.*
It tastes like me. I have to admit that it kinda sucks
pencils and pens, i taste like pencils and pens
It's all petrol, alcohol and motor oil
I probably taste like Chili.