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why0me

🎵 Benthams Head 🎵


cloud-sauce

Video referenced, for anyone curious: https://youtu.be/9FvYfuwZvyY. I highly recommend the entire channel! It's chock-full of very well documented videos, with brilliant humour, all whilst remaining respectful.


kittywhampus

Great! I was searching for the Deathlings and someone to post a link. More people need to see it!


Guineapiggos

I've been looking for this. Hello fellow deathling!


HistoryGirl23

Hey gang!


Emilyeagleowl

Haydn’s head 🎶


Tidbits1192

I scrolled too far to find this!


dobbyeilidh

🎶 the Middle Ages were magic 🎶


redbanjo

I laugh every damn time I see this!


NERO1701D

Why are the Deathlings so far down?!?!? She needs to bring back the disembodied head shenanigans and catchy tunes…


FruitFlavor12

Is that a song?


ActivateLurkerMode

Ask a Mortician! It’s a YouTube channel


why0me

It's a jingle from the Ask a Mortician episode about him


Trashyanon089

Came looking for this comment and was not disappointed. Take my award!


panicked228

Hello fellow Deathling!


nojibeau

I was scrolling to find this comment. 😂


frabjous_goat

I came here to say this! Fellow Ask a Mortician fans unite!


honeyloafsnoot

This comment and the responses to it. These are my people. Hello, fellow deathlings!


MsDucky42

Yay, the Deathlings are here!


clearancepupper

Hi fellow deathlings ☠️🥹😁


countessocean

Hello Deathling friends!


WillingPiglet

I was searching for you my friend


Riffman42

I was hoping this comment was here!


skelet0nic

I read this in the tune of Stacey’s Mom


noahh94

and what about the other head on the floor


Electrical_Name_4481

that’s his real head. the one attached to his body is made of wax


SirCallipygianDuck

I don't know why but that feels worse.


el-em-en-o

Right?? It should be on the little tray next to him.


Santas_southpole

I think it would be delightful if he’s looking at his own head, maybe laughing like he just told a funny joke. But no, the floor is fine I guess.


graspedbythehusk

Maybe doing a bit of Shakespeare, “alas poor Yorrick I knew him well”. But you know, with his own head.


punkassjim

I can always be reasonably assured that, when I see a thread like this, and have a funny thought, someone has beaten me too. Good. Long as it gets said.


Nacolo

That line is commonly misquoted. It’s “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.”


graspedbythehusk

It has been a few decades since high school…


Tobias_Atwood

He should be holding it. And wearing a cape. We can also nix the wax replacement, he doesn't need it.


floatieweeniebeenie

Or under his arm?


NukedDuke

How about having the body hold the head by its hair, like a lantern?


SlickHand

This is the only real way to set this display up.


Certain_Literature28

A heads-up display, as it were


serenityak77

It should be in between his legs to at least hide the gigantic camel toe he has.


SirCallipygianDuck

Or maybe, just a thought, where a head usually sits lol. Like I'm not feeling the whole corpse in a glass but a corpse in a glass with a wax head while the real decapitated head is just chilling next to it might be where I draw(*) the line in oddities.


Cloud9forreal

Tow the line? Is that the actualy saying? Isn’t it draw?


Jindabyne1

Yeah it’s draw the line, tow the line means something totally different


backstageninja

And the saying is actually "toe the line"


boissondevin

Yeah "tow the line" would imply pulling something along.


thegurrkha

I don't know why but I read this in the voice of Cheryl Tunt from Archer and I don't regret it.


LapisTheGreat

I laughed so hard at this comment!


forksnotsporks

Well Jeremy Bentham is know for his ethical dilemmas


deafinitely_teek

What makes it even worse is that the hair on the wax head is from the real head


chev327fox

Nothing to lose your head over.


kurthrax

..but why the wax head?


mariemarymaria

It took them a while to get the head back from preservation (edit: and they also kind of fucked it up) so they made a replacement.


mariemarymaria

First, it was preserved separately using a different process than the body, then stolen by students. The dude was... Eccentric. https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.4320308/why-philosopher-jeremy-bentham-s-severed-stolen-and-poorly-preserved-head-is-back-on-display-1.4320319


goyangiqt

The text of this link made me laugh and I'm not sure why.. I guess it's something I never thought I would read? "severed stolen and poorly preserved head"


mariemarymaria

Don't forget, "...back on display" lol


ReachMyShelf4Me

>the philosopher's final wishes, which were that his remains would be wheeled out during parties and used for science. Well eccentric is quite right.


rudogandthedweebs

Kings college students kept stealing the head. The real head isn’t kept in that box. The box is just in the hallway though, so I used to walk past it all the time 😂


Teamwoolf

When I was studying at KCL there were constant in jokes about the students kicking Bentham’s head down the Strand.


CautiousJournalist99

I think UCL students stole Reggie the Lion once or twice in retaliation and put him on the circle line. Which is why he is now attached to a massive marble slab.


Background-Panic-806

Can confirm. Helped to steal it.


dastufishsifutsad

This thread is gold.


AidaTari

What


NorthEastNobility

It took them a while to get the head back from preservation (edit: and they also kind of fucked it up) so they made a replacement.


AidaTari

I had no fucking clue who Jeremy bentham was, this comment section was a trip and a half


vincentdmartin

I honestly only know who he is from Lost.


Hazz526

He was in lost?


vincentdmartin

A character used his name as a pseudonym at one point. A fair amount of their characters had names that could be traced back to significant scientists or philosophers. I wasnt a proper science fanboy until I watched Lost and looked stuff up afterwards.


RedStarNova2

Because if they put his real head on just like frosty the snow man the mfk will come to life. ![gif](giphy|q38Hdn6lY5YFG)


Glabstaxks

Also .. why the preserved body ?


Fuzzy-Function-3212

And why male models?


Financial_Bird_7717

But why are his eyes open? That makes it so much worse.


pinkplasticpage

The point of him being in the box is so that he is forced to attend faculty meetings for eternity. His eyes are open so they can make him pay attention.


JamesCDiamond

He is perpetually marked as attending, but not voting. It's a bit odd that he's just... there. I knew who he was when I was there, but I don't know how many of my coursemates did.


ChHeBoo

Is that why he died?


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McFry_

Robot house!


HaffuhGootWon

Name checks out


sumtinfunny

Whenever a human corpse is desecrated, robot house


rudogandthedweebs

Kings college


TheOnlyVibemaster

What the absolute fuck


CautiousJournalist99

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King%27s_College_London%E2%80%93UCL_rivalry


IeatGreenoreos

His real head is detached because drunk students played soccer with his head


WhiskeyAndKisses

I can confirm, Caitlyn Doughty said so.


QuickgetintheTARDIS

*Bentham's Head*


NERO1701D

I heard that sing songy voice in my head as soon as I saw the name in the title. Then scrolled for far too long to see anyone give Caitlin props for her genius.


HighSpeedSteal

Naturally


StephenDecaturjr

Think that’s him


jasecaddy

Looks like these. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokomokai


stevenw84

Is this when he turned into the smoke monster?


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K_Furbs

Oh there were LOADS of fan theories during that show run concerning Locke just because of the name


mostlysandwiches

Lostpedia was so good back in the day


IchabodHollow

I scrolled just to find the first LOST comment.


LePoopsmith

Just don't tell him what he can't do


gmocookie

I still can't believe he messed everything up with Peggy Bundy.


heyfreckles8

![gif](giphy|pVsn5LJEgMKxa|downsized)


FisheyGaze

as I recall, he still sits as faculty on the University College of London's council meetings (*present but not voting*)


The-Nimbus

It's a semi-myth. His body has been taken to *one* meeting, to sit in. Not all of them. Still weird though.


CaptainFCO

I mean one is too many to be considered normal behaviour.


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FencerOnTheRight

Didn't they used to bring him to meetings? Or at least his head?


Vitaani

He usually doesn’t vote, but in the event of a tied vote he does vote “conservative.” Please note this does not mean the same thing as voting conservative in American politics


JamesCDiamond

Upholding the status quo, kind of thing?


Vitaani

Basically yes. If the vote’s about a proposed change, he votes not to change in the event of a tie. For budgeting, he would vote to spend less. That kind of thing


Valid_Username_56

That's actually a myth. It only happened once in 2013 if I read correctly.


andyaye

Definitely not a myth. He was wheeled into a meeting my sister attended around 3 years ago...


Busy-Turnip-6674

da fuuuuuk???


Tennesseepipesmoker

Hopefully that's not what they used him for.


Potential-Natural636

He just watches


Catwhacker

Ummm why tho


Vitaani

He basically willed a lot of money and priceless collections to the school, but only if his weird and egotistical conditions were followed. If the school fails to follow the conditions, those things will be taken away, and they’re still worth a LOT of money


honest-miss

Barring any racist or bigoted shit, this is exactly what I would do if I had a lot of money. A list of nonsense demands.


YogurtWenk

I too would enjoy some entertainment.


geht2dachoppa

I would have them categorize 10 years worth of my toenail clippings from most midsized to smallest and then biggest. Still not as gross as a preserved almost 200 year old corpse with some random preserved severed head below it. Typo Edit


Corgi_with_stilts

It's actually just his skeleton dressed in his clothes and stuffed with straw, with his own improperly preserved head below. Zoom in and get a look at the bright blue fake eyes. Still not as gross as your mom.


SanityPlanet

Holy shit, that fucking suckerpunch out of nowhere! Damn dude.


Corgi_with_stilts

Awww, I'm sure his mom is a lovely person. Its just an internet thing.


OG_ninnyhammer

Um, my mom’s right here and NOT gross. Right on the mantelpiece. Still, it’s exacty the kind of comment you’d expect from a Corgi with delusions of grandeur. Insuff’rable creatures.


strippersandcocaine

What are some others? I need to be entertained


HistoryGirl23

Only green M&Ms please.


KenBoCole

You sir/madam, are asking the real questions.


ovaltine_spice

Unfortunately Bentham instituted a policy barring real questions in 1822.


android24601

So is Benthem the head on the top or the bottom?


Vacman85

Ok, now you’re asking VERY personal questions….


android24601

Wait. No one asked about the head in the middle


vinsmokewhoswho

I don't like that his real head is just in front of him on the floor.


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Why’s it there anyways?


N013

(Iirc) In short, he gave them a bunch of money in exchange for preserving his body (and other things). They did a shit job of preserving his body, so it started to go bad. They replaced the body with a wax one, but kept the head in spirit of the original agreement.


AssCanyon

Would you rather it be upside down on the ceiling?


FrabjousPhaneron

With a motion sensor and a little speaker inside it that cackles and shouts “Happy Halloween!” or something when people walk under it? Sounds good to me.


Tramkrad

Fun fact: his head has been stolen by rival university students on multiple occasions and even used as a football!


Electrical_Name_4481

idk if that’s a FUN fact...


Tramkrad

What can be more fun than student pranks and football? Student pranks and football with a decapitated head, that's what!


THE-CARLOS_DANGER

Kids do the darndest things!


newfoundp3ace

Isnt that like . . . a huge crime?


EuroPolice

Like... that's a body, but does it counts as desecration of a tomb?


M1KeH999

You would think so right?


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No biggie, I know a lawyer named Saul who has experiences with teens messing with corpses' heads


clearancepupper

Better call him. You can’t be too careful.


zwirlo

Real or wax one


Vitaani

Real. That’s why the wax one exists


LaconicMan

It’s a fake story so let’s say real one.


DElargeDaniels

Was it Kings ?


Tramkrad

Yup. Typical Kings!


bondibitch

When I was a kid my Dad worked at UCH and we lived in hospital quarters. Often at weekends we would get taken to see the Head. That was back when we only had 4 tv channels and no internet though. Good times.


dastufishsifutsad

OFTEN at weekends?!?!?! Wth lmao


THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME

Hey kids wanna go see that severed head again?


dastufishsifutsad

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Last one there’s a rotten egg!


bondibitch

You’re not far off!


kurtpropan666

A 200 year old preserved head is fucking crazy, I’d look at it in person every chance I got.


Islandgirlai

Are you ok?


KrazyRuskie

Totally. He specifically said ‘no Internet’


BattleOfTwoWolves

Bentham’s head (Ask a mortician had a thing about him)


popstarlynnminmay

Yes thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I read your comment all sing songy


polpot666

Utilitarianism at its pinnacle. Why get buried when you can have yourself stuffed so everyone can see you


LorenaBobbedIt

It’s good and educational for everybody else, and it’s really no bother for him, being dead and all. Open and shut moral case.


robot_handjob

I’m donating my body to a wolf sanctuary


JohnHazardWandering

Ground equivalent of a 'sky burial'?


GGordonGetty

It’s right next to the Febreze display


eclectic_boogaloo2

The real head looks the like the Orc from The Two Towers who wanted to eat the Hobbits…


dastufishsifutsad

Dude that is so right lololol


MoreStudThanDud

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


AreolianMode

🎶Bentham's head🎶


galettedesrois

Yep, I *knew* someone had beat me to it.


AreolianMode

It's OK I scrolled down after commenting and saw someone beat me to it as well.


ktkutthroat

I always wondered what Locke’s name change in Lost was a reference to. Makes sense now.


GG06

Jeremy Bentham's body ("auto-icon") has been moved to a new place in UCL in 2020 and the real head is not displayed there anymore.


FetchingFrog

According to his [Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bentham), this is what he (more or less) wanted: “My body I give to my dear friend Dr Southwood Smith to be disposed of in a manner hereinafter mentioned, and I direct ... he will take my body under his charge and take the requisite and appropriate measures for the disposal and preservation of the several parts of my bodily frame in the manner in the paper annexed to this my will and at the top of which I have written Auto Icon. The skeleton he will cause to be put together in such a manner that the whole figure may be seated in a chair usually occupied by me when living, in the attitude in which I am sitting while engaged in thought in the course of time occupied in writing. I direct that the body thus prepared shall be transferred to my executor. He will cause the skeleton to be clad in one of the suits of black occasionally worn by me. The body so clothed, together with the chair and the staff in my later years borne by me, he will take charge of, and for containing the whole apparatus he will cause to be prepared an appropriate box or case, and will cause to be engraved in conspicuous characters on a plate to be affixed thereon and also on the labels on the glass case in which the preparations of the soft parts of my body shall be contained, ... my name at length with the letters ob: followed by the day of my decease. If it should so happen that my personal friends and other disciples should be disposed to meet together on some day or days of the year for the purpose of commemorating the founder of the greatest happiness system of morals and legislation, my executor will from time to time cause to be conveyed in the room in which they meet the said box or case with the contents therein, to be stationed in such part of the room as to the assembled company shall seem meet. — Queen's Square Place, Westminster, Wednesday 30 May 1832.”


SlientlySmiling

Two head's are better than one. Although the actual one on the floor looks rather surprised to be there.


mystic-eye

Poor fucker, stuck in that elevator sooo long.


ChameleonMami

Why is there a head on the ground? 😳


Kenny_the_tomato

Thats his real head… the head on his body is wax… it’s honestly pretty disgusting


ChameleonMami

It really is.


TheGamerHat

*Bentham's Heaaaaad*


SaltedGreenMilk1987

Imagine a head falling after the completion of a period of time .... The Human Clock


Misshalcyon441

🎶Bentham's head🎶


Independent_Citron91

He looks like the Quakers oats guy


MsAngelGuts

Bentham's heeead 🎶


LordMeme42

I’ve watched the Ask A Mortician episode enough times that I sang “bentham’s head~”


tiny_buttonss

~*~*~*bentham’s head~*~*~*


ZeroZeta_

I remember hearing claims that his ghost bowls his head down the hallways.


LovecraftianLlama

I thought that your comment said “ghost bowels” at first. I thought you were saying people could hear his ghostly bowels like…grumbling? I don’t know. 😂


Sunshine030209

I know what I'm blaming my next fart on!


probablynotaskrull

Was Bentham the one who beat a student to death? It’s an honest question. I read an anecdote somewhere about Bentham (or Mill? Or Locke?) taking corporal punishment too far and killing a child while working as a school teacher in his early life. Anyone know what I’m talking about. Google searches were unsuccessful.


Yoshi2010

Not a death, but Wittgenstein, when working as a school teacher in Austria, once knocked a child unconscious after hitting him on the head. It was a big scandal - the police and courts got involved, but he was cleared of any wrongdoing.


ChinaRaven

Absolutely not Bentham as he campaigned for childrens rights and advocated against physical punishment.


PinealFever

Did he consider the consequences?


ELeerglob

Panopticon gonna be on lockdown with that detached head for 360 range of motion.


saramirta_

I read “perverted body” and I was confused


Late-Establishment15

Maybe is this "Jeremy Bentham in a box" related to the "Jeremy Bentham in a box" from the Lost tv series? 😲


Reluctantlerner

Don’t kill me, I’m a wood guy. Is that a Siamese Rosewood cabinet? Looks like it’s made in Hong Kong?


myzzu

Imagine seeing this on your first day of college.


JackRipper85

Does anyone else find it funny that there’s a school called University College? Sounds like a generic college a cartoon or comedy would use. And their rivals would be College University.


SongsOfSpace

He still has his spare head! Like most Americans, I lost my spare head before my 16th birthday.


OrnamentalFruit

University College lol? Why not keep going, University College School Learning Center London.


_Thosearentpillows

Extra-Fun-Fact! The students at Kings College London (KCL) would often try to steal the real head so they could play a game of rugby with it. The fake head was made to prevent damage to the real one. Now THAT’S a proper X-Games sport! 😂


cloud-sauce

If I remember correctly, the wax head was commissioned by one Dr. Smith (the person Bentham willed his body to) after he botched the head mummification Bentham had requested. Since it ended up looking rather "ghastly", Dr. Smith decided to put the wax head on Bentham's body (his skeleton) instead, and the real head was displayed by the feet of the remains. But students did indeed steal the real head repeatedly, so it was eventually taken out of the display case and locked away.


ghetto18us

What's in the box?


HeySista

The Corpse, the Head and the Wardrobe.