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Astroxique

Australia is the only one smiling and I don't know what to think about that


Forward-Village1528

That Australian one is bang on. I've got about 16 mates that look exactly like him. It's a bit creepy how well it averaged them all.


HeadIsland

I know! It actually looks like half my coworkers


saltysweetbonbon

Yeah that’s definitely some bloke called Dan who wears a button up shirt, jeans and leather shoes.


fr31568

Yeah that’s definitely some bloke called Dan who wears a button up shirt, jeans and ~~leather shoes.~~ RM Williams Chelsea Boots and a black Kathmandu puffer jacket


Heidan20

And is trying out the new craft beers he got to taste at a bucks weekend away before he was best man at his mates vintage-themed wedding.


Blue_3agle

I read this whole thread with a shit Aussie accent that my brain made up.


phatwell85

Me too, and I’m Australian


Gregor567

He looks like a Dave to me


cookletube

Cam the Personal Trainer to me


romeripley

Hahaha I saw it and thought yep every guy I’ve matched with on tinder


bumpyknuckles76

Looks like he played 55 tests and 85 one dayers for Australia


ThommyD13

Australian here, it’s because he’s got a pint in his hand 🇦🇺


heavymetaldes

And lives in Australia


ThommyD13

The two best things that can happen to you


SoakedSeahorse

Hopefully the 2nd statement gets even truer with the new govt now in place.


Educational_Travel39

Scott Morrison and ministry of secrets


Radical_Provides

It's Albin' time


Stewards_Office

Gravity, since he's upside down


YourRealMotheer

Mexico one look like Glenn Quagmire


turtleboxman

Is Italy offbrand Jordan Peterson???


its_a_me_garri_oh

Italy is offbrand Spain


Every-Dog-5257

El Giggity-o


SambelPecelBuKarmi

Giggitty


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mcc22920

It be stressful here


GoodDog2620

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gouanoz

Probably solely because of Daniel Ricciardo


tubbybutters

I love that he looks like the British guy but just fuckin happy 😂


kweenbumblebee

As an English person who now lives in Australia, makes sense


JockAussie

I live in the UK but all my family are in Australia and I go quite regularly. It makes \*complete\* sense.


AussieDaz

It’s true, I’m an Aussie living in the UK and I’m pissed off all the time now.


dubyakay

Nothing to be happy about when it's just rainy and muggy every day.


Shaquandala

Is Korea not


Astroxique

*with teeth


skagnificent

Korea smiles with lips *and* eyes.


ItalnStalln

They averaged the smiles of South Korea with the not-smiles of North korea


garlic_warner

He is most definitely drunk


MisterBumpingston

Not on Foster’s, though.


JoanOfArctic

Impossible to get drunk on Foster's


Axman6

Impossible to find Fosters in Australia.


clarkky55

Is Australians know not to take anything too seriously. We’re all fucked anyway so we may as well enjoy what time we have left before human society collapses into a new age of feudalism


Another_New_Day

Mate, we never left feudalism.


TheyCallMeDoofus

Mad Max has entered the thread


Radical_Provides

Free Healthcare, nice neighbours and an ability to openly criticize our political leaders. Also we're friends with spiders. They emotionally support us.


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He's drunk


QueenCloneBone

He’s literally just UK but happy


cateyesarg

He definitely knows something


YourDailyConsumer

just aussie things, u wouldn't know


that-1-lame-kid

*I'm not real, so nothing in that murder country can get me*


FirstWithTheEgg

The Aussie bloke looks like a mate of mine. What a cunt


amateurrocketeer

He may be a cunt, but at least he’s not a fucking cunt


FirstWithTheEgg

He's actually a coat.... Cunt Of A Thing


Orpheus-033

A wild TISM appears.


Voldemort57

Mfer lookin like he named Trent


FirstWithTheEgg

Yeah. Looks like a Trent or an Australian cricketer


thatotherguy2021

Trent from Punchy


Hyakugojoichi

Was always gonna be Trent or Troy


chemoboy

Why is he the only one smiling? Fuck that cunt.


FirstWithTheEgg

Thats the smile of a bloke who banged his best mates missus


chemoboy

And he knows you know it but you still gotta be civil at the picnic today.


PotajeDeGarbanzos

At the barbie


MR-HUGGINS

I got banned for using "cunt" instead of "mate" from my favourite art subreddit :( Sensitive souls


MadnessEvangelist

Mods can be sensitive af. I got perma banned from AITA. All because I said that one of the arseholes (OP was NTA) "doesn't seem at all deficit in vitamin C.....unt".


pinkfleurhappiness

I got one for calling scomo a fuckwit 🙄


FirstWithTheEgg

We call them Soft cunts


Miggs1337

What a bunch of sensitive cunts.


Rare-Cardiologist912

What a bunch of cunty cunts!


sixtus_clegane119

They are coming for my word!


redonkeydonk

Only Aussies show teeth


PotajeDeGarbanzos

(An Australian showing tender affection)


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Bullshit that's my tio Paco in the lower left


Comfortable_Scale139

lol


Hrlv47

Neta carnal pense que era mi tio refugio


pierreblue

Se robaron la foto del cuco


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Accchhhh nipote


outhereliketheweathr

That’s the only one that looked real to me too!


thefriendlyghost777

What's up with all their eyes.


PhilthyMcNasty

Eyes are amongst the hardest features to draw and it looks like even AI struggles with it at this point. This will be how we identify the cyborgs after the singularity and subsequent wars.


account_not_valid

That's why in Blade Runner they analyse the eyes so much. See if the eyes have been drawn on properly.


MISSdragonladybitch

They're all asymmetrical


LMGMaster

Not just asymmetrical, none of their irises are circular, they're some kind of blob shape instead


Audenond

And their pupils all look like they are melting


flowergrowl

Yeah, this is definitely more r/oddlyterrifying for me….


CrinjaNinja_0

I would strongly agree with you on that, yes, they look very terrifying...


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Also the eyebrows. I feel like majority of them have exactly the same eyebrows, in slightly different shades. Not helped at all by the fact that they all seem to be in the same location in each picture


Lunar_LiOH

No soul in them, definitely uncanny valley


beaker90

And all their noses crook to the left.


Impossible_Echo3089

They did my Indian boy dirty with that eggplant face


Romulus3799

Looks like an Indian Wallace from *Wallace and Gromit*


Cazzer1604

Cracking chaat, Grominder.


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Holy shit I didn't just exhale some air this got a solid belly laugh thank you


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That’s called a pear shaped head meaning they have wide and tall cheekbones, square jaw, medium sized mouth, medium sized nose, but narrow forehead. Which for the most part is true of your average Indian except the AI forgot to account that this face shape is usually found in people with a head of hair. People with this face shape tend to have very thick, heavy hair to go with it so it’s weird that the AI didn’t adjust the hair length to balance this face shape out. Having an eggplant/pear shaped head is not necessarily a bad thing as that head shape tends to have very desired attributes such as the ones I mentioned BUT it looks awkward if there’s no hair to frame it, which again, it’s very rare. Men with this head shape usually let their hair a bit longer as in hitting the brow or temple areas (like the Canadian, German, and SK men who let their hair shag down a bit). I find it weird the AI didn’t account for the hair in the Indian when ironically great hair IS something Indians are known for. As to how I learned this, well, one of my uncle’s a barber and he gave me a lesson why some men suit certain cuts more than others. Just like women, men have their own art form of glamour and style to celebrate their handsomeness. When choosing for actors for example, depending on the goal, they’ll pick a man with certain features due to association with certain elements. Across most cultures, teenage male icons almost always tend to have rounder or pear shaped heads for example. They suit long hair beautifully so it allows for a variety of hairstyles. These also read fashionable, youthful, and striking compared to the sharper looks of typically more adult men. So they’re always styled to look as in-between or even a bit androgynous to appeal to young women and girls since these guys look more approachable and in the age bandwidth of the men these ladies usually want to get (teens and early 20s). Good examples to check out are literally any male teenage actor or musical icon of the last century at least. They all have this in common. An American example or two that follow this is Johnny Depp and Leo DiCaprio. Montgomery Clift and James Dean are the 1950s versions. Rounder faced men tend to suit longer hair much better since the hair streamlines their head and just centers on their features, making it look more square and thus sharper/stronger. This is why for much of history, round faced men had the playing field for fashion as long hair was prized element in the fashions of way back when. When male fashion became more streamlined so did male grooming trends. For more action-type or regular bloke roles casting will pick someone with the average face shape of the culture these men are trying to honor since they’re targeting a mostly male audience. So square or rectangle shaped if American/Canadian/Irish/British/pale Europeans, rounded for East Asians, Southeast Asian/Pacifics and Africans, square or heart shaped for Indians and smaller square shaped heads for Latinos. Mediterraneans and Arabs anything goes, but often they’ll pick a man with very thin and sharp gestures to contrast from the fleshier, darker and more open features found amongst these. Hence looking more serious. For “underdog” average Joe roles they’ll pick a man with an oval face shape like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Ryan Reynolds, Jackie Chan, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Shia LaBeouf and Ben Affleck. Almost obligatory, they have to have intense or strange eyes, stocky builds and you can find five men that look like them without trying. Villains almost always tend to have heart shaped faces, oblong faces/long, or diamond face shapes: Basically they have strong cheekbones and strong brow bones with lots of expression range. For roles that cater to the male and female gaze and want to motivate/entertain women to look at the men in a romantic or sexual light, they’ll pick a man with a heart shaped head meaning wide forehead, large eyes, cheeks and square jaw as those men tend to look in between the rounded shaped men and the square shaped men: Hugh Jackman is a brilliant example of that and his career pretty much reflects that. Idris Elba, Henry Golding, Regé-Jean Page, Steve McQueen, Sam Claflin, Marlon Brando, Paul Walker, Richard Madden, Clark Gable, Omar Sharif, Cillian Murphy, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Christopher Plummer and Tom Hardy are others that fit this. The goal is often to look approachable and non-threatening to men as well as women, while somehow still impressing both. The angularity of their face shapes allow for beautiful transitions in their expression and they can carry ornate or simplistic fashions beautifully. If anything it’s often that these men are a little more stylish than average, to play up their features and add an element of charm/character. The other face shape frequently chosen for balanced male-female gaze but tilting more towards male gaze roles are softly square faced men like Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Henry Cavill, Chris Evans, Clint Eastwood, Denzel Washington and Paul Newman. Knowing your face shape helps a lot in figuring out your best haircut, what glasses you suit and what hats work as well. Women also have the same dynamic, most women are taught these things through magazines and what not. I don’t think a lot of men are taught these things it seems and it would help a lot of them find confidence in their looks. I’m of the belief that there’s always a plus side to any negative, rarely is nature so cruel to give anyone just negatives though I know that exists. Perhaps a lot of people would be helped to see things this way.


33388888888

Do you have any more face shape facts lol it's interesting


Christophercles

They made it up...


33388888888

wait what really? dang what makes you say that


Lorenaelsalulz

I assuming you also have a pear shaped noggin?


gospelslide

Indians and Mehicans, brothers.


Pandaburn

This is pretty good, except many of them have a weird square shape to the top of their head. It makes a lot of them look more fake. India and Mexico especially.


ElwinLewis

I don’t know what program was used for this, but this sort of stuff (Ai image generation)is actually pretty amazing and is having a sort of renaissance If you check out r/dalle2, what these models are able to do with text to image prompts are literally mind blowing when you first realize what’s going on Everyone I’ve shown it to has the same reaction. First they laugh or giggle at what you’re showing them. A bear teaching calculus class is just funny. Then, when you keep showing them crazy detailed prompts it eventually clicks in their head that what they are seeing is nothing short of astonishing.


astrange

The program is StableDiffusion, like it says. It's not publicly available yet, but it's a lot smaller than DALLE-2 (so it knows fewer things), but is much faster and makes higher quality images. And of course, just because an AI told you something doesn't mean it's right, which is why some of these results are weird.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Hopefully it stomps Dalles monetization model into the ground. At first if you got in you could make 50 prompts *daily*. Now you get 50 *per month* and need to pay per prompt after that or it’s 15 for a certain price, something like that. I could see myself buying the software or even subscribing at a reasonable price for a reasonable amount of prompts. But I feel like their price structure right now is way off. The biggest problem is sometimes it takes a lot of prompts to get something you like. The user burns through 50 real quick.


VanceIX

Yeah, plus Dall E has many keywords locked down, which really limits what you can do with the model. The public release of Stable Diffusion will have *no limits*. You can make literally whatever you imagine. There's going to be a LOT of companies and celebrities up in arms over it just over the sheer number of generations you can do from your own PC. In the end though, they are open-sourcing an incredible tool, and I for one cannot wait to see how this technology evolves over the coming decade. I hope Stable Diffusion kicks ass and forces all the other image generation tools to bring their prices to reasonable levels.


Miserable_Coffee6937

And terrifying because of how easily it could be used for nefarious purposes.


Ratatoski

>could Probably is, and most definitely will be. ftfy


racrenlew

For me it's the eyes- they're always wonky.


kennykrunk

The average American looks like he’s given up. Can relate


surprise-its-magic

And apparently looks like the average Canadian but with a lot less hair.


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McMatey1992

If you go from north to south, it’s about the same shape. Only change really is skin tone and well that’s what happens when you live closer to the equator


costanzashairpiece

Haha yeah why the American is just a bald Canadian?


DarthGandalf86

That's cause he pulled it out from all the stress of working past retirement. Just kidding, there is no retirement.


Jackatakka

He looks like a human version of Jerry from Rick and Morty


SWlikeme

The average American is 60 while the average everywhere else is 32


omaiglob

Also, why is he so... white? I get that white is still the largest ethnicity in America but with like 43% of the population being non-white, I would've thought the average would look multiracial.


BalognaPonyParty

my Canadian dude is massive.....fucking hoser


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BalognaPonyParty

cause it's cold


USSMarauder

Wrestling with polar bears on a regular basis makes you swol


BalognaPonyParty

that and the hockey; constant, constant hockey


highvoltage61

Oh he'd be good to ya though. ![gif](giphy|26tn8Y40e3BkZe6SQ)


AnastasiaNo70

I have such a horrible crush on him.


Kurmathephoenix

He’s clever AF … made the show & all the banter etc … & is super good looking … ur not wrong


pinkfleurhappiness

I'm an Aussie lady who dated a Canadian. He was the politest nicest dude ever. Distance made us part 😔


pleasantmeats

Damn AI found Moose Jaw and took it literally eh


Apprehensive_Oil4241

![gif](giphy|119zR8FNY0h6lq|downsized)


yayaokokcool

That’s the dude who gets mad impatient at the tim Hortons in the mornings, then goes to work in his sales or middle management job


Kurmathephoenix

Came through the comment thread looking for the Canadians; was not disappointed


MarkusMiles

Looks like Stephan Bonnar


pink_snoo

He looks like Matthew Lewis (Neville from Harry Potter)


Flibertyjibitz

I do gotta say, all of these dudes do look average.


Tentoesinmyboots

Only Germany gets a good looking average guy.


TooGoodToBeTrue5

I would bang the german guy happily


Ramdommaster

German guy is just Russian guy with a different haircut


rcwilli1

I think it’s the other way around, and the Canadian is a fat German. Lol


NoNoNomony

What's um, what's up with the Nigerian dude?


AbbertDabbert

He ate and got stung by a couple bees


CrinjaNinja_0

and he drank too much hunney


Comfortable_Scale139

Bros high asf


MikeLitoris_________

Egypt and Spain are both Brad Garret.


knotshir

Todos Quieren a Raimundo


Shaquandala

They did Indians and Mexicans dirty 😭


slafniy

Only AU guy is smiling


Shaman7102

Australia looks so happy. Everyone else not so much.


billbotbillbot

Cos he’s in Australia!


Zoot-Tactician

I love how the American is balding lmaooo


blackberry_barracuda

He looks like Steve Jobs x Adam Sandler


rikerismycopilot

Balding and the thousand year stare of despair. Checks out.


lirio2u

Seriously, we look ill from not going to the doctor.


Momoselfie

Short lines for an American doctor because nobody can afford one.


Slow_Engineer99

Spain, Italy and Egypt is pretty much the same dude


ItsMeLukasB

Why is Nigeria on like xbox 360 graphics


rubbishacct843

They did China and India dirty.


CrinjaNinja_0

Yeah why did they make India the eggplant face?


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China kinda looks like he’s giving side eye.


coolcatmcfat

Like he's got a secret


biggerwanker

Germans, Brits and Dutch seem to be the same guy with a different haircut.


ImaginationHonest261

Think you mean Russian , not Dutch ?


biggerwanker

You're right, I was Russian to post the comment.


ImaginationHonest261

Hahaha bravo good sir 👏


CrinjaNinja_0

At first I misperceived that flag as the Dutch flag, but after seeing this post the second time, I realized it was a Russian flag.


Stramorum

It's the nose. It is the same in the three of them Also, speaking of being the same guy, Egypt and Spain are actually the same guy with a different skintone.


sr4381

So the only difference between Germans and Russians is the haircut?


Organic_Rats1551

Yeah man, ever since 1945


Chris_Christ

Canada and Russia are doing alright


liarandathief

All their eyes are fucking weird looking.


CosmicCreeperz

Half of them look like they were painted by Margaret Keane. And what is with the cleft chin on the Chinese and Korean guys? I can’t even think of the last time I saw a Chinese man with a cleft chin. Certainly it’s way too rare to be the prototypical male face. Overall this is one of the least impressive facial generation attempts I have seen in a while. It’s like “what if that [X COUNTRY] baby that died of FAS grew up?”


ThisIsLife23

Why is canada so accurate !!?🤣😬


PissgutsOGrady

Indian guy like 🗿


Yyc1974

As a Canadian, I can confirm. That is the average Canadian;)


the_goodbitch

Fellow Canadian, I totally agree 😂


Gluonyourboson

None of them look real either, these are far more convincing: https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/


Astrnougat

Dude that website is blowing my mind


Ok-Resource-3232

Reminds me of trading collectible soccer cards.


CrazzedKor

The Brit, so accurate. I can even hear what he sounds like


blackberry_barracuda

German dude is hot yo


Individual-Praline20

They don’t look real to me lol


Main-Technician-9771

Where are the Brazilians...wait a minute....all of them can be Brazilians ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


newdayanotherlife

you'd have to mix 'em all to get a get a brazilian. On second thoght, the "mix 'em all" bit didn't sound quite right...


redshlump

This is what people look like on acid 👀


I_Am_Robotic

Italians and Spaniards almost indistinguishable


SwishyXD

Bro the south African one looks oddly accurate. Like this ligit looks like a random dude u'd pass on the street or is probably one of ur uncles


Jibbers-O-Growle

"None of these people are real" yeah none of them look real.


Organic_Rats1551

My man at the bottom right kinda f'd up


Thunder_Squatch

American looking over worked and 15 years older than the rest of the field


ZinziMax

I don't care what you say I'm pretty sure I know some of the people in this picture!


UnsavoryBoy

Only the white guys look real, and they all look related.


damiandarko2

yea everybody else looks goofy as hell especially bottom right


BurpBeefy

r/Damnthatsdystopic


BloodNoxious

I wouldn’t assume they are real, all of them have weird ass fake eyes and look animated..


SeaAd8199

Aussies the only one smiling


okapi-forest-unicorn

Why is the Australian the only happy one?


TheSadSquid420

We’re very carefree bastards down here


DivorcedDaddio

I like how the Aussie is the only one smiling. -Canadian


smilingsilently

This makes me happy as the only male smiling with teeth and all is Australian, and I am Australian. :D :D :D


UniqueUsername-789

So Australians are the only people that can smile gotcha