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newcomer_l

When the universe goes "oh for crying out loud, here, try again and don't fuck it up this time"


stfupcakes

Aw man, this video is giving me flashbacks. When I was in Jr. High, I won my local science fair and went on to participate in regionals. Regionals were held on a nearby college's campus, and there's nothing cooler to a Jr. High kid than a college's student union, right? This one even had a bowling alley! My friends and I were using the far right lane out of a dozen lanes. My turn, so I go to get my ball from the ball return and when I spun it to get it into position, it jumped the rubber bumper and fell towards my toes. I lifted my foot and ended up kicking the ball on the way down. It's important to know that I didn't kick the ball very hard, more nudged it, and it was traveling slowly. That ball took off towards the other lanes, diagonally bouncing off lane bumpers and ball returns. Cries of, "Look out! Loose ball!" echoed through the union as all the other science fair kids jumped dramatically out of the way while the ball just rooooooooooooolled slooooooooooowly along. It finally came to rest in the gutter of the first lane. Everybody was completely quiet as I walked to retrieve my ball. Then everybody applauded as I picked it up, and for the rest of the science fair, I was Loose Ball Girl. Kinda lost my taste for bowling after that.


Yellow_Similar

Thank you for explaining your high school nickname.


newcomer_l

Awesome. Thanks for sharing. People often over react. I had a nightmare when I took part in a high jump competition, went out hard, planted feet and start the fosbury timely. Only, I skidded a fraction (and I mean, a fraction) of a mm. And if you know anything about jumping, that makes a world of difference, so balance was out and I ended up taking the bar out. With my mug. People kept telling me "you're supposed to clear it, not bite it" for a year after that.


beastmodeChadF13

Someone's having a bad day, good thing he can hop on reddit and harrass people in the comment section to make himself feel a little better. I want to give you a hug.


Maysa69

It was humor. Lighten up Francis.


TennisADHD

Hey u/gifreversingbot accio bowling ball!


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Speculater

I wonder how some people get through day to day life...


sixaout1982

What a ballistic approach to bowling


Buck_Thorn

Does anyone think she'll get it right on her 2nd try?


EhliJoe

No


Sosemikreativ

Why is she bowling in her bathrobe anyway?


Westy154

The dude abides.


cnicalsinistaminista

Is that Jane disguising Mjolnir as a bowling ball?


buzz8588

This really needs audio. I need to hear the camera person laughing


TheBreez717

There is a joke here about being picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and coming back for more. But, I don’t feel like putting it together.


FandomMenace

Let's talk about that horrible employee getting in the way with zero fucks.


Cyber2354

I just don't understand how some people can be so bad the the most simple things.


darthij

r/lostredditors


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darthij

Interesting how?


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darthij

Guess we just have different interpretations of the word 'interesting' I'd say r/funnyvideos or maybe even r/CrazyFuckingVideos would be a better fit. But, you crack on!


daschundtof

The bowling ball thinks it's a boomerang


drytumblers

Threw it so hard the lights started moving the wrong way


Wjsmith2040

Must be Australian


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Bowling ball turned into a frisbee


xNATiiVE

Honest mistake, looks like her foot slipped pretty darn well


uwuviewpng

This is one of the things if you said without evidence, people wouldn't believe you.


Basil_kinnie_

r/blackmagicfuckery


Groovybomb

Bowling ball you came back! And you started a family!


lincolnlogtermite

Been there, done that. Granted I was several drinks in.


throwaway661375735

This is called a boomer-ball.


TeraLikesCups

"cmere, lets try again"


Yellow_Similar

Thank you for explaining your junior high nickname. I’m sure many people were confused.


AtTheLeftThere

is anyone else mad about homeboy behind her fucking around with shoes right as she's throwing?


Atlas_Obsidian

No