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We need more of these rockets

We need more of these rockets

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DeamonB

Anyone else more concerned with the fact this is flaming over all that dry grass?


BeanieMcChimp

Yeah for a second I thought this might turn into a disaster of gender-reveal proportions.


DeamonB

tell me you're from California without telling me you're from California ...


TactlessTortoise

Well, if you insist...*presses the big blue button*


NotOppo

Fire season


kimchichii

What ended up happening to them?


character-name

Well that's a new turn of phrase I'm gonna use almost everyday now


Enjoying_A_Meal

It's okay. They planned ahead and used a *water*melon. If my math is correct, this should cancel out the fire.


grahampc

Yup. Came here to post that. This video is this Californian's nightmare: we lose half the state to someone's crappy TikTok.


CaptKamClique

Or some idiot lady boiling bear piss.


Teefromdaleft

Only you can prevent forest fires


groovy604

It was the trial run for a gender reveal


Saving_Par_79

My thoughts exactly.


odawgdrums

Seriously. Wtf


sloppydeadweight

Well it is a watermelon, build in firesupression. Nothing can happen


Nitemiche

Nothing like a rocket with a max speed of 5 mph. Woooeee!


redstaroo7

Oh, and I bet you think your watermelon is so much better


CtotheW

On a string, no less.


catdownloader

Does your watermelon go 5 mph? Thought so /s


Flying_Potato88

Don't know why, but the Thunderbird 2 suddenly popped up in my head🤔, Thunderbirds are go! 😎


OwenMichael312

And that's how forrest fires are born.


MaximosKanenas

I see they leaked hamas rocket tech


VeryStableGenius

*$150,000 Iron Dome swoops in, smashing $5 melon to smithereens. Congress gives another billion.*


ranting_chef

Was the watermelon harmed in the making of this ridiculous video?


mud_tug

It is an American watermelon, of course it was armed!


sullybear23

Rocket melon, burning out his fuse up here aloneee


CHRLZ_IIIM

And I think it’s gonna be a melon lon time


Spiritual-Ad-8709

Damnthatsboring


NotWorkingEngine

It's a watermelon that turned into a rocket, yeah it's kinda slow at first but have you seen a rocket take off? It's just some weird sticks but it's a watermelon going that fast. How isn't it at least somewhat interesting


Criticalhit_jk

/r/mildlyinteresting would like a word with you


Spiritual-Ad-8709

Get the stick out your arse mate. It's fucking boring.


NotWorkingEngine

I mean, this is r/Damnthatsinteresting not r/Damnthatsexciting


Chubbum

Eat your heart out Elon!


abotoe

What is that, some kind of kamikaze watermelon?


Gwar1122

Zeeky Boogy Doog!


Superamorti

Wow, most useless thing i have ever seen.


Exbldr

Slam one of those in your butthole and jump on a skateboard once


mud_tug

Be the change you want to see in the world, bud.


Vaff_Superstar

Would've been more interesting if it just exploded.


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

We need less of these low rent posts.


murder-ghost

I'm now questioning what I always thought a rocket does and is. I'm questioning the absolute existence of the universe!!!


thegoolash

Slow and anticlimactic af


nate959

I wonder how much time and effort are put into some of these videos. Do they know it sucks while filming and just think "ah hell I've already gone this far, might as well post it"


drfeelsgoood

Yes


Axololololo

Its not possible! No, its necessary.


Angelvelinov

Blue Origin's new prototype.


Picklemerick23

North Korea over here taking notes.


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

I think I'm going to start recording speed in melons now. That rocket traveled at 6 meloseconds. That's a good melon speed.


Tammytime81

After Taco Bell……


Tautillogical

.... thermite? can't think of many reactions that look like that and would take a sparkler to start


UltimateRig

those are just a bunch of sparklers


Primary_Flatworm483

I think thermite would just melt/burn a hole in the watermelon, wouldn't it? I'm curious as well


CtotheW

It would yes


Tautillogical

almost certainly but not instantly and especially not if its a composition made specifically for thrust. maybe. i really dont know


frankincali

This is why other countries hate us


GoForRogue

The future is now.


FrisbeeFrisb

Ugh. Taco Bell.


oakron_

Bro we going to mars throw watermelons


PrayingMantisII

I've done something similar to that after a night of taco bell


RedstoneArmy111

Me when taco bell


youhadmeatprosciutto

Blastoff


lgarrow

u/savevideo


evanc1411

*The vehicle is now reaching Max-Q, point of maximum dynamic pressure*


ShepkinKerman

We've had an anomelony.


jorcrus

To be honest, that was boring, so many shots, I thought it was going to be awesome.


JDangle20

Disappointing ending...Much like my sex life.


DimitriMichaelTaint

How is it generating thrust? I mean, is it just the directed burning of the sparklers? I’d like to understand the physics.


UltimateRig

expanding gasses make melon go brrr


chrisell

Great way to start a wildfire.


SharkVanilla

We need more?


The-toast-whisperer

Going where no melon has gone before...


robinthehood

Patent this before Lockheed Martin steals it.


evil_brain

They wasted half their fuel by cheaping out on a rocket nozzle.


diego5377

Dose any hates these bots just reposting in random popular subreddits like I see 5 different posts by bots with random titles like a computer generated title reposting something popular just to get karma


No-State-9685

This is f#cking stupid


Buffythedjsnare

MEDIOCRE


Grouchy-Ad-5535

oh so that's how the wildfire started... lol


Hoot_nsga

Andddddd then a forest fire. 🤦‍♂️


MikeMac999

This is an incredibly helpful post, it reminds me that sorting by New can be a waste of time.


Cheesiepup

It’s a forest fire waiting to happen.


One_While_1899

Haha, melon go brrrrt!


kikoytgame

Space Y


Kharnyx808

Attach the watermelon to the end of a pole, boom, DS3 Gargoyle Flame Hammer.


Shaggy_Days

Why tho?


mud_tug

cuz


frustratedindian90

Wow what a waste


planet808

are you trying to start a wildfire? cuz that's how you start a wildfire.


MangaMadura

When u boost a watermellon in G-Mod


Ljcrocks

What did this experiment get you ? Wasting food and showing off on social media is bad.


kendall_khismet

Looks like a wild fire


Competitive_Proof_85

Just burnt the whole damn field


Biomorbosis

But we really don't


banksypublicalterego

I’m really surprised at how much energy it had to build up before moving.


blacknoir23

Rocket science.


Aspect58

When did Gallagher join NASA?


WiseSolomonGrundy

This is the new solution for getting rid of Murder Hornet nests.


Glass_Firefighter945

Taco Bell


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🎶🎤 Watermelon sugar…..Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


desar3641

Or we don’t


NoSatisfaction7683

If your taking over a country I suggest using watermelon


Aggravating_Damage47

Yeah I don’t that’s all watermelon juice energy.


thethotspot

r/DIWHY


2DHypercube

Anyone know what they put in there?


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Elon has entered the chat


cullen757

Are those sparklers?


bbien12

Not only its a rocket but it also has three stages!


UniqueBerry6772

Imagine when aliens arrive they come in giant watermelons.


SixPackSimon

Elon is not happy about this.


Bluesoutherner

“After we put my granny’s house fire out….”


Angela_Devis

try installing the nozzle next time - the speed will be even higher


PontifexMaximusV

I bet this violates some bullshit law in the USA


trwwy321

No we don’t


SHDighan

Watermelon poops flaming chunk of metal, then scoots away.


Crenchlowe

Wow, looks like that was going a blistering 6 mph at least.


converter-bot

6 mph is 9.66 km/h


Prestigious_Fun_3960

How big would the watermelon need to be to get to Mars?


International-Wait93

Is that how the fires started in California


TaiFuzzle

I'm surprised he didn't set the weeds on fire. We don't need more of these.


comawhite12

If this is done the slightest bit wrong, you're gonna have a very large fruit salad bomb.


strickers69

This flight was brought to you by modelo


JacksTrick_7

I had no idea watermelons were so flammable.


JoySubtraction

What a fine example of a single stage MelonJet™


Blackfirek

COOL!!!


SoLaR_Byte

0:08 wont it burn the cord? 0:16 when will it start? 0:22 that is pretty slow 0:35 OH SHIIII


TanguayX

And it slipped the surly bonds of earth, to touch the face of god.


darkspd89

North Koreas space program


ohimnotarealdoctor

Watch out, Elon. These guys are coming after you.


Dkingshields

Guys call Elon musk with some great brain storming going on


Creep2gg

Next time wrap the sparklers with duck tape real right if you want to see something interesting


jrhutchi

To stand so close you think he’s never seen a sparkler bomb


bwhitaker68

Space x


xxNightingale

Me after a night of Taco Bells.


AppointmentEconomy28

This something that Wild E. Coyote would make.


TheGrandExquisitor

This is how we will get to Mars. Suck it, Elon!


Luffy_Going_Rogue

Wonder how that brush fire started?!


ToughSpinach7

They did Tesla dirty leaking the new rocket like that.


kran43

Elon's using rocket fuel to get to Mars. But I got watermelone to get me to the stars


IllusoryBucket

We do?


Cool-Boy57

Why does everything get so dark?! I wanna see the melon damnit!


Kaneki-Kun04

Elon musk wants to know your location ✅


turnaphraze

"roads? where we're going we don't need roads."


Civil_Fox3900

Was it a boy or girl?


WarmSquirtSoda

Needs more 80s music.


ArmadilloDays

I see way too much dry grass and open flame to find this interesting, and pissed off at the unnecessary risk taking is a shitty substitute emotion.


Lost-Bee-7507

We humans, are explorers. Wanderers in a vast cosmos.


minikini76

Really cool recipe for roasted watermelon


Icarus912

Ah so this why you run faster after eating taco bell


PridePotterz

Happens to me when I eat hot Cheetos


instellarant

Gmod


lostatsea12a

What's good here Not the Vindaloo, trust me


sterile_spermwhale__

It's interesting how u can make a flamethrower from something that is 90 percent water


titanictesticles

Yes president Putin this is the latest icbm melon with complete destructive capabilities .. lol Jokes people just jokes …. But also who read that in a Russian accent because I wrote it with one and I’m Australian… :) lol


Prestigious_Ad_3876

Wire tighter Would have helped


Racer1333

Melon Missile!


bar19255

Did this fucking melon switch gears?


DarkKnightXY

*me after taco bell*


iwantedthisusername

Fire safety. What's that?


vulron10

Nasa thinks their all fancy with their big expensive rockets. Look what they need to mimic our normal human power


raininadesertt

do we really need more of these tho


IGTBUDZ

Alcohol filled watermelon?


frankieknucks

If that’s real, that’s pretty amazing


Nommalalda

CSP-Chinese Space Program.


ssenkcalB

The grass is green, you should touch it people.. It is clearly NOT a wildfire risk, and this is just entertaining and amusing. Yall need to chill in the comments fo realz. More effort was put into trying to put a smile on yo face than was put into yall generating derisive and salty comments. And for that I commend OP. Also, IF you read this OP... Why is it burning AFTER the sparklers fall out? Is there additional fuel IN the watermelon? Or some magical fuckery I am unaware of? And ignore most these butthurt assclowns, they just need something to mock or deride to feel better about how much their life sucks... much like I am doing RN with their bullshit... Crap.. I have become what I sought to destroy.


TBMOTP930791

We need less of these posts.


sharingthefun

Wasting food for the Lulz. What a shame.


Tomaxor

Thanks for the reminder, I need to unsubscribe from this subreddit.