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Australia summed up in a single picture.

Australia summed up in a single picture.

Thedrunner2

Only things missing are a big fucking spider and two buff kangaroos beating the shit out of each other.


joronimo99

The kangaroos are taking the picture and the spider is waiting for them in the car.


Rich-Sandwich-2265

>waiting for them in the car. [yeah if I see something like this im burning the whole thing and claiming the insuranse money...](https://storyful.s3.amazonaws.com/production/stories/217121/index_main.gif)


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Rich-Sandwich-2265

plz tell us how the fuck did you manage to not crash the car. ​ im pretty sure even jesus would have let go of the wheel in that situation.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Oh, I did! But first went flying over a cliff, through trees, across a river and under a bridge. Quite the harrowing experience!


Rich-Sandwich-2265

are you the spider?


gwaydms

Is that a huntsman?


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gwaydms

Like a bee sting? Also, are they aggressive at all?


AllHailTheWinslow

No, not really. I think when you finally see them in your house they checked out your routine and decided you are harmless enough to show themselves and chill with you. Ours usually are in the shower with me, wiping off the condensation off their eyes with their mouth-claw thingies. Also the only spiders I've met you can actually hear scuttling about.


angrypigfarmer

Excuse me while I have a heart attack


AllHailTheWinslow

His name is Alfons and he eats cockroaches and other nasties. At the other end of the house there's a daddy-longlegs. He eats redback spiders. But seriously, my fear of spiders has gone down since coming to Australia.


gwaydms

My South Texas spiderbros are cellar spiders. We don't have a cellar so they're forced to live in our garage. They hang around the light over the washer and dryer, and eat mosquitoes and other flying insect pests. I'm sure we'd have a lot more mosquitoes if not for them.


TheStreetJunkie

Fellow south Texan... hard to imagine more mosquitoes, but you’re right spider so their part in keeping the numbers down.


RubiGames

Depends if you consider crawling into your car and behind your glasses “aggressive”


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KingBlackers

I remember when this was first posted and the next day I legitimately found a giant huntsman just like this one in our white CX5. Exactly the same car, spider and browned pants.


gmewhite

Underrated comment


Danny_Mc_71

And some cunt in board shorts and thongs. With a mullet.


loosebag

And those fucking bats! (I know they aren't harmful but the first time you see a tree full of hanging, winged Jack Russells, it is freaky.)


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And everything burning down to the ground in the background.


Age-Zealousideal

And Cane toads.


Danny_Mc_71

Chazwuzzers*


Olay_Biscuit-Barrel

I see you've played knifey spoony before


Happy-Map7656

No licky de cane toads. Make you see flying wombats and giggling crocodiles.


GarbageComplete

Now I kinda want ta see that. I no licky de toads,though.


Happy-Map7656

When I was young, tasted the white toxin excreted by a spade footed toad, tasted nasty and screwed up my vision.


Happy-Map7656

Even have a law against it in Australia. Causes hallucinations.


GarbageComplete

So, did you hallucinate? Asking for a friend.


Head-like-a-carp

And Chinese soldiers


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loosebag

Oh wow, I hadn't heard about that. They are kind of freaky but I love them anyway. One place I stayed had a bunch in it. During the day I watched them when I had time. They were sleeping I guess mostly. I never saw any flying. I was saddened to hear about the heatwave in which thousands perished. That happened later in the summer after I had come back home. I hope my buddies made it.


Rupertfitz

Bats are harmful. A rabid bat bit me and never look at them like flying puppies anymore. Flying death rats.


ApeWatcher

Chugging a goon bag


in_circles

I spent a couple summers with some crazy Aussies (and some crazy Kiwis, but I know best to keep them separated). I learned that a cooler is called an Isky/esky/I don’t know the spelling, but they were fond of the term “one-way esky” for disposable styrofoam coolers. Is that an actual Aussie thing? The “one way” part? Or was that a novel colloquialism?


gurnard

That's pegged to a Hill's Hoist


snifuls22

Bonging on.


Couchmaster007

Doing a shoey


DarthSeptimus

Bogan...


pierreletruc

And a koala swimming for his life from the fires.


captainsugarpants2

LOL


ORNGVladman

And a guy in a yellow work shirt.


andrew00776611

And stubby holder on his wrist


Greedy-Sprinkles-617

Rake that grass and find 7800 spiders; a couple of them harmless!


Fnarkfnark

And a knoife


Thedrunner2

That’s not a knoife…


Happy-Map7656

Had knoife, dirt ball ran off with it after I stuck it in his back for dissing the platypus.


RumDuckBot

Did you mean, rumduck? https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/782911425249366016 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/55hj28/the_dollop_209_john_macarthur_live_in_adelaide/


Happy-Map7656

Rumduck? Good one. Always thought the universe had leftover body parts and created the platypus to mess with my head.


AlphabetBlues

And a drop bear


GoldNiner

Is there a saltwater crocodile I’m not seeing?


Drgnflysystem

Not a big one, just a redback. You don't see those.


Justeff83

Missing the croc eating the dingo


Air3090

You don't see the spider?


spetzie55

You do after they bite you


znebsays

Who do you think took the pic? Laughs in spider


adray86

I love that the shark is in the beach because it’s been half eaten by a bigger shark.


I-Dia

They took photo


ParkingAdditional813

And a salty with a human limb hanging out of it jaws.


myExtraPornAccount

The spider is on the photographers leg


remmington1956

And some hot chicks


antihero2303

Emus?


realwellard

Talking with a terrible twang.


thebestfloortank

Sunburned kiwis on a raft?


therealphiba

There’s a spider, you just can’t see it!


Plantsandanger

Needs some jellyfish


Varian01

Why is this picture upside down?


Doctor_Anger

That stuff is waiting patiently behind the photographer for him to turn around.


ReptarOrgy

It's hard to even tell if you're Australian or you've been on reddit long enough to understand Australia's badassery


N-Coy

It’s a Dog eat Shark, Snake fuck Snake World :Edit


Plantsandanger

Wanna know a snake fact? Male snakes come with two dicks. Why two? Well, they’re retractable, and sometimes one gets stuck on the outside and *falls off*, so they needed a spare.


muchadoaboutyourma

I hate when that happens


Atomic_elephant

So, like the snake equivalent of getting your dick caught in your zipper.


crankbot2000

We got a bleeder!


Jwhitx

God seriously looked at this pathetic creature he made and said 'arms? You don't need arms. Or legs. Here is a second penis so you can keep making more of your pitiful selves. Slither away you double dicked fools. Begone.'


mrEcks42

Those snakes arent eating one another.


VisualRelationship68

Those snakes need to get a room


FF7_Expert

what snakes? I only see roadside churros


realwellard

Who's top and who's bottom?


Sea-Rub7569

Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!


mikebellman

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


gwaydms

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


rakasin

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


the_evil_comma

Yes


Anironicalyfunnyname

This is fake but It still shows Australia perfectly.


SmileWithMe__

I travelled all around the Australian coast for nine months, and I didn’t see anything close to this. Lots of kangaroos, bats, and cockroaches (Sydney), but that’s about it 🤷🏻‍♀️. I even hitchhiked along the main highway to Darwin, with extended periods of walking, and I only encountered dead kangaroos. Just my two cents lol.


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Nice try, Australia Tourism Board.


-TheBakery-

I love how the road just goes into the ocean, one picture eh


HAL_9_TRILLION

The original picture was flawed anyway. Here's a much improved (and far more accurate) one: [Australia summed up in a single picture](https://i.imgur.com/wLNm7NB.jpg).


IinventedGoogle

I’m glad you finally posted the unedited version.


sanpitch97

I just gave away my free award. I regret that. This deserves it. 🏅


AllTheSmallFish

Lol! That ferocious koala is sick of your shit


Khaocracy

Oi its fukken Damo how ya been mate?! Fukken top bloke


Ajdee6

This is one picture.. But its really 2 pictures in 1, clearly split in half.


realwellard

The devil is in the details.


SmileWithMe__

Good eye!


NoGiveAway

Yeah I 100% believe that this is one image. Love that even half and half cut between beach and snakes.


Low_Importance_9503

You mean grass doesn’t grow perfectly straight against sand?


shit_poster_69_420

Damn I didn’t realise until I read this comment


G_a_v_V

Except it’s not a single photo. There are two


YoureNotAGenius

Exactly! And its not even hard to tell. It's clearly 2 images


Milkslinger

Redditors hate this one neat trick


PaintBoss

Looks like a dingo ate a baby … shark


XanderVaper

Doo doo doo doo-doo


RoostersAnon

Where's the spiders???


SlothOfDoom

That's not sand on the beach


lovethejews879

oh... *oh no*


SuppleFoxFluff

Summed up in two separate* pictures.


michaelscott1776

Snakes having sex while a Dingo enjoys dinner and a show


Nabinho30

This falls under “photos that never get old”


Sirzacington

Look at that braided nope rope.


Apocalypsefrogs

Sounds like the perfect name for a new position.


MeisPip

Even though this is two photos


BurnOutBrighter6

Sure, a "single picture" that's two pictures side by side.


sangvert

All kinds of nope in this pic


pythondogbrain

The fucking snakes made too much noise, scared away the fucking spider and interrupted the dingo's shark dinner. I can't remember why I wanted to visit Australia now.


Dangerous_Call8458

Okay 👌!


realwellard

How is the image bot called? "Come here, pweety bot"?


realwellard

Really, is this a fake?


10andwoodward

2 photos.


SleepingBeetle

Shark, dingo fucking snakes. Got it.


Monstersson

Where are the jellyfish?


-ToxicPositivity-

dont you mean two pictures?


KokuOkami

Think that shark has any marmite on it?


Obvious_Opinion_505

It marmight


porkplease

But that's two photos.


yeeMcyeeface

Isn’t that two pictures?


BrokeArmHeadass

You can’t see them, but there are 30 different spiders that can kill you with one bite in this picture.


Eryklav

arent those 2 pictures?


JohnnySasaki20

I don't see any spiders.


AhWillYaLook

Dingo ate my baby shark


femaleZapBrannigan

Why do predators start with the back end?! It’s sick and twisted because you know the poor shark was alive for a lot of those chomps. My cats will occasionally catch a lizard and I will always try to rush over and save it if I can. But, sometimes I don’t get a chance to save them and the cats get their playful snack. They always start with the back end; I thought it was just my cats being weird but I see the same thing in nature all the time. Poor lizards. I’m usually pretty vigilant, though.


suspiciousfishy

I guess you wanna start away from the bitey end


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Where are the koalas and kangaroos


cloudburr

Where the huge fucking spiders?


SchizoidRainbow

Yo dawg. We heard you like snakes, dawg...


NorthRustic

NOPE


francie9130

Just missing a massive spider🕷


MrMilo443

The lack of koalas and kangaroos makes me doubt this is really Australia.


Steppingonlegoheads

Where are the fires tho ?


Unusual-Advice7300

Yet another reason not to go. The spiders are terrifying and now this.....


Bigpapa42_2006

Peak 'straya.


FreeContribution8608

Sheeshh who’s ready for this on vacation. Only piece missing is the Roo


SaltySeaMen69420

Where is the shrimp on the barbie? budum tsss. I know you Aussies out there love that one.


Brentimator

the picture was taken by a deadly hairy spider.


TheclazyKoala

Oh so we can just take a 10 year old pic from Google and post it here for some sweet karma?


meexley2

Looks like 2 pictures but ok


toph_man

Not enough spiders or Kangaroos 4/10


NotPrepared2

Where's the platypus?


Lolchickensandwhich

I like how the coyote looks repulsed by the snake fornicating


smaartypants

What.....no spiders?


Fixervince

You just know there is one of of those murdering jellyfish in the surf also.


Odd_Cranberry9343

where’s the big ass spider?


Darknessborn

Two pictures


1CocteauTwin

And it was taken by a large fucking spider on fire. Then yes.


Happy-Map7656

Tell those snakes TO GET A ROOM!


JustKimNotKimberly

< Squints > Where are the spiders? I was told Australia has spiders.


Sik_Facadian

Snake sex and predator animals? Sounds right from descriptions haha


paulobarros1992

But its two pictures...


analizer47

Australia is Florida mans rival


ezmaewatson

All Aussies know that the croc that bit that shark in half is justtttt below the surface. Waiting for the dingo to dig in.


cliffy9309

In two pictures


knick1982

Where’s the spiders and Fosters?


Pidialski

don’t forget tourists yelling “chucka shrimp onna barbie mate”


HardestTurdToSwallow

What da snake doing?


scottiemaltipoo

Missing a kangaroo 🦘


skinnergy

Not a single picture


spetzie55

I feel like this should be our welcome to australia sign!


Head-like-a-carp

Too late the doggo sees the reminder of the Hippocratic oath


raytracer38

D'aww, those snakes are playing!


Rich-Sandwich-2265

are those snakes mating or eating each other?


madewithgarageband

Are those two snakes fucking or fighting?


JacobAldridge

3-year-old photoshop - https://factcheck.afp.com/no-not-genuine-photo-taken-australia-dingo-dead-shark-and-two-snakes


bhoss06

A dingo ate my baby shark


JupiterQuirinus

Not real, not recent, not original. https://factcheck.afp.com/no-not-genuine-photo-taken-australia-dingo-dead-shark-and-two-snakes


Doppelthedh

That dog went out for dinner and a show


Maezel

Just missing cops sexually abusing kids and the typical racist cunt.


Lucy_Lastic

needs more spiders, maybe a redback and a huntsman doing battle


Red-German-Crusader

Where giant upside down spider and drunk man with hat boxing a kangaroo


Nointerest12months

Can I order that rope from Amazon.com? Looks useful.


rogerr413

Two pictures.


Puzzleheaded-Duck416

Where's the spiders?


daffid_cocklefroth

Clearly two fecking pictures


xxMiloticxx

technically two pictures stitched together


Thecoolercourier

These are 2 different pictures


JustGoogleItHeSaid

And backpackers choose oz as their first choice why?


ruairilazers

Omg yes lol


Freeski802

Where’s the spider?


badgermydoge

"a dingo ate my shark while two snakes did the doodley and a bigass spider was probably hiding somewhere"


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