Australia summed up in a single picture.
By - edgewaysJingle134
Only things missing are a big fucking spider and two buff kangaroos beating the shit out of each other.
The kangaroos are taking the picture and the spider is waiting for them in the car.
>waiting for them in the car.
[yeah if I see something like this im burning the whole thing and claiming the insuranse money...](https://storyful.s3.amazonaws.com/production/stories/217121/index_main.gif)
plz tell us how the fuck did you manage to not crash the car.
im pretty sure even jesus would have let go of the wheel in that situation.
Oh, I did! But first went flying over a cliff, through trees, across a river and under a bridge.
Quite the harrowing experience!
are you the spider?
Is that a huntsman?
Like a bee sting? Also, are they aggressive at all?
No, not really. I think when you finally see them in your house they checked out your routine and decided you are harmless enough to show themselves and chill with you. Ours usually are in the shower with me, wiping off the condensation off their eyes with their mouth-claw thingies.
Also the only spiders I've met you can actually hear scuttling about.
Excuse me while I have a heart attack
His name is Alfons and he eats cockroaches and other nasties. At the other end of the house there's a daddy-longlegs. He eats redback spiders.
But seriously, my fear of spiders has gone down since coming to Australia.
My South Texas spiderbros are cellar spiders. We don't have a cellar so they're forced to live in our garage. They hang around the light over the washer and dryer, and eat mosquitoes and other flying insect pests. I'm sure we'd have a lot more mosquitoes if not for them.
Fellow south Texan... hard to imagine more mosquitoes, but you’re right spider so their part in keeping the numbers down.
Depends if you consider crawling into your car and behind your glasses “aggressive”
I remember when this was first posted and the next day I legitimately found a giant huntsman just like this one in our white CX5.
Exactly the same car, spider and browned pants.
And some cunt in board shorts and thongs.
With a mullet.
And those fucking bats!
(I know they aren't harmful but the first time you see a tree full of hanging, winged Jack Russells, it is freaky.)
And everything burning down to the ground in the background.
And Cane toads.
I see you've played knifey spoony before
No licky de cane toads. Make you see flying wombats and giggling crocodiles.
Now I kinda want ta see that. I no licky de toads,though.
When I was young, tasted the white toxin excreted by a spade footed toad, tasted nasty and screwed up my vision.
Even have a law against it in Australia. Causes hallucinations.
So, did you hallucinate? Asking for a friend.
And Chinese soldiers
Oh wow, I hadn't heard about that.
They are kind of freaky but I love them anyway. One place I stayed had a bunch in it. During the day I watched them when I had time. They were sleeping I guess mostly. I never saw any flying.
I was saddened to hear about the heatwave in which thousands perished. That happened later in the summer after I had come back home.
I hope my buddies made it.
Bats are harmful. A rabid bat bit me and never look at them like flying puppies anymore. Flying death rats.
Chugging a goon bag
I spent a couple summers with some crazy Aussies (and some crazy Kiwis, but I know best to keep them separated). I learned that a cooler is called an Isky/esky/I don’t know the spelling, but they were fond of the term “one-way esky” for disposable styrofoam coolers. Is that an actual Aussie thing? The “one way” part? Or was that a novel colloquialism?
That's pegged to a Hill's Hoist
Doing a shoey
And a koala swimming for his life from the fires.
And a guy in a yellow work shirt.
And stubby holder on his wrist
Rake that grass and find 7800 spiders; a couple of them harmless!
And a knoife
That’s not a knoife…
Had knoife, dirt ball ran off with it after I stuck it in his back for dissing the platypus.
Did you mean, rumduck? https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/782911425249366016 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/55hj28/the_dollop_209_john_macarthur_live_in_adelaide/
Rumduck? Good one. Always thought the universe had leftover body parts and created the platypus to mess with my head.
And a drop bear
Is there a saltwater crocodile I’m not seeing?
Not a big one, just a redback. You don't see those.
Missing the croc eating the dingo
You don't see the spider?
You do after they bite you
Who do you think took the pic? Laughs in spider
I love that the shark is in the beach because it’s been half eaten by a bigger shark.
They took photo
And a salty with a human limb hanging out of it jaws.
The spider is on the photographers leg
And some hot chicks
Talking with a terrible twang.
Sunburned kiwis on a raft?
There’s a spider, you just can’t see it!
Needs some jellyfish
Why is this picture upside down?
That stuff is waiting patiently behind the photographer for him to turn around.
It's hard to even tell if you're Australian or you've been on reddit long enough to understand Australia's badassery
It’s a Dog eat Shark, Snake fuck Snake World
Wanna know a snake fact?
Male snakes come with two dicks. Why two? Well, they’re retractable, and sometimes one gets stuck on the outside and *falls off*, so they needed a spare.
I hate when that happens
So, like the snake equivalent of getting your dick caught in your zipper.
We got a bleeder!
God seriously looked at this pathetic creature he made and said 'arms? You don't need arms. Or legs. Here is a second penis so you can keep making more of your pitiful selves. Slither away you double dicked fools. Begone.'
Those snakes arent eating one another.
Those snakes need to get a room
what snakes? I only see roadside churros
Who's top and who's bottom?
Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
This is fake but It still shows Australia perfectly.
I travelled all around the Australian coast for nine months, and I didn’t see anything close to this. Lots of kangaroos, bats, and cockroaches (Sydney), but that’s about it 🤷🏻♀️. I even hitchhiked along the main highway to Darwin, with extended periods of walking, and I only encountered dead kangaroos. Just my two cents lol.
Nice try, Australia Tourism Board.
I love how the road just goes into the ocean, one picture eh
The original picture was flawed anyway. Here's a much improved (and far more accurate) one:
[Australia summed up in a single picture](https://i.imgur.com/wLNm7NB.jpg).
I’m glad you finally posted the unedited version.
I just gave away my free award. I regret that. This deserves it.
Lol! That ferocious koala is sick of your shit
Oi its fukken Damo how ya been mate?! Fukken top bloke
This is one picture.. But its really 2 pictures in 1, clearly split in half.
The devil is in the details.
Yeah I 100% believe that this is one image. Love that even half and half cut between beach and snakes.
You mean grass doesn’t grow perfectly straight against sand?
Damn I didn’t realise until I read this comment
Except it’s not a single photo. There are two
Exactly! And its not even hard to tell. It's clearly 2 images
Redditors hate this one neat trick
Looks like a dingo ate a baby … shark
Doo doo doo doo-doo
Where's the spiders???
That's not sand on the beach
oh... *oh no*
Summed up in two separate* pictures.
Snakes having sex while a Dingo enjoys dinner and a show
This falls under “photos that never get old”
Look at that braided nope rope.
Sounds like the perfect name for a new position.
Even though this is two photos
Sure, a "single picture" that's two pictures side by side.
All kinds of nope in this pic
The fucking snakes made too much noise, scared away the fucking spider and interrupted the dingo's shark dinner. I can't remember why I wanted to visit Australia now.
How is the image bot called? "Come here, pweety bot"?
Really, is this a fake?
Shark, dingo fucking snakes. Got it.
Where are the jellyfish?
dont you mean two pictures?
Think that shark has any marmite on it?
But that's two photos.
Isn’t that two pictures?
You can’t see them, but there are 30 different spiders that can kill you with one bite in this picture.
arent those 2 pictures?
I don't see any spiders.
Dingo ate my baby shark
Why do predators start with the back end?! It’s sick and twisted because you know the poor shark was alive for a lot of those chomps. My cats will occasionally catch a lizard and I will always try to rush over and save it if I can.
But, sometimes I don’t get a chance to save them and the cats get their playful snack. They always start with the back end; I thought it was just my cats being weird but I see the same thing in nature all the time. Poor lizards. I’m usually pretty vigilant, though.
I guess you wanna start away from the bitey end
Where are the koalas and kangaroos
Where the huge fucking spiders?
Yo dawg. We heard you like snakes, dawg...
Just missing a massive spider🕷
The lack of koalas and kangaroos makes me doubt this is really Australia.
Where are the fires tho ?
Yet another reason not to go. The spiders are terrifying and now this.....
Sheeshh who’s ready for this on vacation. Only piece missing is the Roo
Where is the shrimp on the barbie? budum tsss. I know you Aussies out there love that one.
the picture was taken by a deadly hairy spider.
Oh so we can just take a 10 year old pic from Google and post it here for some sweet karma?
Looks like 2 pictures but ok
Not enough spiders or Kangaroos 4/10
Where's the platypus?
I like how the coyote looks repulsed by the snake fornicating
You just know there is one of of those murdering jellyfish in the surf also.
where’s the big ass spider?
And it was taken by a large fucking spider on fire.
Tell those snakes TO GET A ROOM!
< Squints > Where are the spiders? I was told Australia has spiders.
Snake sex and predator animals? Sounds right from descriptions haha
But its two pictures...
Australia is Florida mans rival
All Aussies know that the croc that bit that shark in half is justtttt below the surface. Waiting for the dingo to dig in.
In two pictures
Where’s the spiders and Fosters?
don’t forget tourists yelling “chucka shrimp onna barbie mate”
What da snake doing?
Missing a kangaroo 🦘
Not a single picture
I feel like this should be our welcome to australia sign!
Too late the doggo sees the reminder of the Hippocratic oath
D'aww, those snakes are playing!
are those snakes mating or eating each other?
Are those two snakes fucking or fighting?
3-year-old photoshop - https://factcheck.afp.com/no-not-genuine-photo-taken-australia-dingo-dead-shark-and-two-snakes
A dingo ate my baby shark
Not real, not recent, not original.
That dog went out for dinner and a show
Just missing cops sexually abusing kids and the typical racist cunt.
needs more spiders, maybe a redback and a huntsman doing battle
Where giant upside down spider and drunk man with hat boxing a kangaroo
Can I order that rope from Amazon.com? Looks useful.
Where's the spiders?
Clearly two fecking pictures
technically two pictures stitched together
These are 2 different pictures
And backpackers choose oz as their first choice why?
Omg yes lol
Where’s the spider?
"a dingo ate my shark while two snakes did the doodley and a bigass spider was probably hiding somewhere"
> big ass-spider
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