By - Hummerous
I cast Soup.
What do you mean you cast soup
i *mean*, i *cast soup*
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
***I CAST THE SOUP STORE***
__***WHY ARE YOU DETECTING CLOTHES BY CASTING SOUP STORE?!?***__
# FUCK YOU
Man... What's purple eyes up to nowadays?
I don't know but I hope he's doing well. I gave up on hoping to see the rest of season 1 made long ago but damn every time I think about code ment I wish it was longer
Afaik he's doing alright. He's some sort of doctor irl and life just got too busy for him to keep making code meant
First thought was that fucking breakfast club back-and-forth monologue Bender had about his dad
Oh my god I thought you meant the robot
this entire thread is the adhd ✨experience✨
It's _good soup Bront_
##cast it into the soup
Giovanni Poutage is that you
No. Hes out doing. crime things. I'm not him. you don't have to arest me.
(also this just got posted I'm still hype https://twitter.com/EpithetErased/status/1549856903353626624)
Are one of his Boys^TM ?
Cuz he's good at crime 🎶
No, it's Vincent MURDER now!
For anyone who doesn't know the origins of the soup store sketch it's from Code Ment on youtube.
I wonder what the original context of that picture was. Why was an orangutan and a bunch of otters in the same place?
A Belgium private zoo decided to let the otters live in a river that runs through the orangutan exhibit and posted the pictures on facebook. [Here's an article about it](https://www.livescience.com/orangutan-otter-friends.html).
Is that safe?
Don’t orangutans rip apart small animals that get close to them?
I think you're thinking chimps. I wanna say orangutans are fairly passive animals?
Orangutans natural territory is over rivers and I’ve never heard of them showing chimplike aggression, they’re quite passive
Not so much, they're not outright cruel like chimps but they can be extremely defensive in some things, an orangutan is not passive like a deer or capybara, they can be very violent, just not aggressive
Happy cake day
And thank god for that. I’m pretty sure orangutans could wipe out the human race with their bare hands if they really set their mind to it
^^^^* ^^^^Only ^^^^if ^^^^you ^^^^*insist* ^^^^on ^^^^dogearing ^^^^book ^^^^pages ^^^^before ^^^^returning ^^^^them.
mmmmmm very good, im only on the 7th tho
Only like 35 to go!
theyre good but i have to find a way to send them to my kindle because reading on a phone is pain
Have you tried Calibre ?
didn't we just have a discussion on this a few days ago?
also, would love to see them try to take on the entire us military-industrial complex, they'd be blasted to kingdom come before they can say "cope cage"
Don't underestimate any great ape. They will fuck you up
Dont get me wrong, I wouldnt want to be trapped in a room with any of them. But if it was between being trapped with a chimp or trapped with an orangutan, then I'd pick orangutan every time.
Is this why Jerma is so dangerous?
He is in fact an "ascendant ape". If you see him, you're already dead
Nah I'll feed him to the Joshua Trees, they thirsty.
I am more worry about the otters attacking the orangutan... supposly they are vicious creatures
I do remember a zoo that did this exact thing early COVID with a pair of orangutangs and their child and several otters by connecting their exhibits. The whole thing went off without a hitch, the orangutangs and the otters became fast friends
I concur with the other comment, I think you're thinking of chimps
no its not jkr is in the article
I loved it until I learned it brought joy to JK Rowling
Oh what the hell, I still love it 🦦🦦🦦💖🦧
"romp of otters" is a phrase I did not know I needed in my life
I'm assuming a zookeeper wanting the animals to get some variety in their daily experiences, or one who is trying to start a fight club.
otters are the cutest lil shits, lets domesticate them
*The Dispossessed* by Ursula K. LeGuin briefly features a domesticated otter, but sadly it is on the evil capitalism planet and not the enlightened and righteous ancom planet
utopia vs otters is a *very* difficult choice, i must say
The subtitle says it's an ambiguous utopia but the text is pretty clear about it being an (alien) otter. Checkmate, anarchists.
gif of me crumbling into a pile of dust like infinity war
If it makes it any easier, the utopia is on the moon and continually on the brink of starvation.
“The evil capitalism planet”
Well... yeah, basically. The other half of the planet is actually evil tankies and it was written during the Cold War so it's pretty deliberate.
Earth (or at least Le Guin’s portrayal of future Earth) is also in the novel, and its level of ecological destruction and general shittiness is even higher than evil capitalism planet, although the Terrans have mostly cleaned up their act by the time the novel takes place
"You cast detect claims, burning a first level spell slot. There are no claims nearby."
Ok but what about clams?
That one's not a spell
I think the spell was faulty. Cast detect clams again.
I don’t need clams, I can cast Summon Bigger Fish
You don't need magic for that. There is always a bigger fish
Exactly. Which is why you have to counteract it with an even bigger one.
I can see my party's goblin player doing this.
I'm confused, what is the significance of the picture? I'm slow.
They are otters, otters like water (and clams I guess) and it looks like the orangutan is telling a story to them or in this case DMing for them
Oh! Makes sense. Thanks!
Literally me a couple sessions ago talking about a suspicious looking candle
Same energy as the post about someone playing a cleric for the first time who tried using turn undead to turn into a skeleton
Gentle reminder that multiple people have accused Sam Sykes of abuse https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/ktrvpj/what_did_sam_sykes_doaccused_of_doing/
Apologies for the Reddit link, I couldn't find a neutral source while searching with a foggy Covid brain
Who is he??
He posted the tweet in the OP's image
No I just mean like what does he do that accusations of abuse are to be brought against him publicly like that means he's a popular or well known figure in some respect but I have no idea who he is
It's a shame that's not explained to people in the 51-comment thread that that link goes to. Good luck!
There's a reason I look at tweets on Reddit and not on Twitter
What’s the joke?
The joke in the original post is imagining thatthe orangutan is DM for the otters and how that would play out, that's why they want to jump into the water and look for clams. The reply/comment at the bottom is from someone who only read the top part and found it relatable to DMing in general, and worthy of reblogging without the context of the picture.
Played a wizard once and asked my DM if I could have Detect Clam.
Never been more disappointed.
I only just realized that they are otters, I thought for the longest time that the little things were baby orangutan and the big one trying to organize the litter ones was just an analogy of being a DM.
I just assumed the clam shit was usual player antics
I cast summon ketamine ape
Don’t orangutans rip apart small animals that get close to them?
You're thinking of chimps
Orangutans are pretty chill, unless you pose a threat to them. They are very intelligent.
Well read and know their way around the dewey decimal system too.
really reminds me of the falconhoof sketches in Limmy's show