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Northerleyfire

I think you'll find his name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.


TastyBrainMeats

John Rohn Rohn Tohn


Sachyriel

Jandalf Randolph Rudolph Tolkelf


migratingcoconut_

jirt


Trooper924

This reminds of how the Owl House fandom collectively decided, despite there being no canon evidence of it, that witches' ears were expressive and cat-like.


Unrecovered_Giggles

I think they moved their ears a lil a few times in the show? that's enough evidence for me


Trooper924

I don't think so--or at least, I don't recall them ever doing so. But if they did, then it was *extremely* subtle compared to how it's depicted in the fandom


VisualGeologist6258

People tend to forgot that we humans can literally do the same thing, it’s just much more subtle and usually an involuntary response to audio stimuli. Some people can voluntarily wiggle their ears, but not much else. If witches/elves had much more expressive ears that moved voluntarily and involuntarily, it would probably mean that the muscles around the ear area and the nerve pathways that send leaders to those muscles would be much stronger and more complex, and personally I don’t think Witches/Elves are different enough from humans to really justify that kind of biological development.


Lord_Oasis

This is exactly what I was thinking, extremely mobile ears would require more advanced musculature than we have around our ears and elves do not appear to have craniums much distinguished from ours aside from sometimes being more pointed ie sharper jaws and chins


AnAverageTransGirl

i mean to be fair that feels like the kind of thing they would do with their shows given the opportunity


JefftheDoggo

Thats not his name. It's Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.


Polenball

Sauwun


Kaarpiv007

Hey, so you remember how you made Sauron look? Yeah, turns out people *really* like that.


But_it_was_me_Dio

Fe-nya-nor


IceCreamSandwich66

Que-nya


gridzbispudvetch

I've literally never heard his full name before. I've only ever heard of him as a joke and rock 'n' roll can talk and also thank you speech to text for completely fucking with what I was saying


bothVoltairefan

James Ronald Reuel Tolkien.


Fendse

Same tbh


Wormcoil

Elf ears are sensitive to being touched and twitch easily, but they do not have a great range of mobility and they certainly don’t swivel in the direction of nearby noises.


Conspo

bro tolkien would love fantasy anime


OpenStraightElephant

I headcanon elves as nonexistent because fuck elves


IceCreamSandwich66

>fuck elves beren when lúthien


Reidor1

Alternatively, Tuor when Idril.


AryaDrottningu06

Alternatively, Eragon when Arya


Aetol

Most tolerant dwarf


GlobinGoblin

Dwarvish behaviour


Shinonomenanorulez

no. elves must exist so we can kill them in the name of Shor


ExtremelyLongButtock

wait tolkien's name was a 196 post title? this changes everything


Quaelgeist333

"Elf catboys" In dnd I play a tabaxi who was raised by elves....


Xisuthrus

Elves have fragile avian bones


BothersomeBoss

I once looked at an elf too hard and he had to go to the hospital.