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By - stu17
Too expensive, I'm out. Should've bought when it was $0.000000000000000001.
ya gotta stack those sats :)
No day one 99.9999% supply burn ? Sorry I will be investing in ruinmylifecoin instead
Dude, I just yoloed my drug dealers cash that I stole from him into this coin. My life is about to change. #blessed
better yet if you send it to my wallet directly I shall send you double back - literally cant go tits up !!!!!
Will do. Hang on, someone knocking on my door. They sound pissed.
Hell yeah! Also the **max supply** of **Satoshis** is ridiculous: 2,100,000,000,000,000!! The fack?!
2.1 Quadrillion! That‘s hilarious, must be shitcoin!
Give me four give me five give a quadrillion Sats to stack up high
Or send half to Vitalik. That would cover ‘marketing’. No neeed for tiktoks!
Right? A 2.1 quadrillion dollar market cap? Seems legit.
I heard SafeElonMoonGate is going to the moon 🚀
These type of shitcoins don't even deserve to be mentioned.
More like SaveElonMoonGate xD
More like FundElonDogeCoin to the moon.
Not enough cum for me unfortunately
Ruinmylifecoin better than this sats shitcoin
Where can I buy these?
Tell me about ruinmylifecoin. Does it have a good community!?
Great community and great team behind it. 11 out of 10 dentists recommend this.
Ya know, I'm glad somebody finally asked the dentists!
It’s usually pretty hard to do so when they are cleaning your teeth and expect you to respond
I’m only in if half the coins were sent to Vitalik’s wallet.
Can we do my wallet instead this time?
How about we all get 50%!?
i support this idea! Everybody should get 50% of the whole supply
Yes, everybody should get their fair share of 50%.
Plus everyone should get an extra 50% of everyone else's share
This is the sort of wealth redistribution I'm looking for
Why did I read this in Gru from despicable me's voice?
The project needs a big Vitalik fund if it is going to survive, even if it means a smaller dev fund
Hey buddy, it's me, Vitalik.
Vitalik deserves 99.99%
No more no less
How funny would it be though if vitalik was like fuck these shitcoins and sold all of them randomly? 🤣 id respect him
You sir have won the day. Vitalik played a reverse UNO card on SHIB and did exactly what you predicted or shall I suspect , advised him ?
This aged like rotten milk
No premine? Vitalik doesnt approve :P
So you are saying,I must hold my 512 sats, because we are going to moon !!
I’m not selling my BTC for this shit.
Mark my words, Satoshis will never overtake Bitcoin!
If they do I'll eat my dick on live TV!
!remindme 2000 days
Just in case
I just dumped all my BTC for Sats.
Wish me luck.
Keep an eye on the SATS/BTC pair to know if you've made the right decision.
Name checks out
BTC is done bro it’s alt season! Satoshi to moon!
Awesome, bEtTeR gRaB sOmE oN rObInHoOd
No dog no deal.
This is not financial advice. I just love dogs.
Obvious rug pull wtf, somehow its 12 years old and already #1 on day one, I call bullshit
- Unknown dev, never revealed his identity
- Most likely uses a fake name
- Disappeared a decade ago
- Getting shilled literally everywhere, like wtf, everybody talks about it
This is an obvious pump&dump, get out while you still can !
Now that you talk about it that way. It sounds suspicious
Impossible, it has been listed on thousands of exchanges. Which means Robinhood trusts it. Totally legit coin. I'm even putting 20k of my life savings.
Bullshit reporting in sir
dude read the website, says no rug pull guaranteed
Cool project, apparently they don’t have a doxxed team though
Yeah, apparently the anon creator owns 98,000,000,000,000 sats. Might be a problem. Hasn’t rugged in 12 years so idk tho.
Just waiting for the right time.
Now this is a quality shitpost
*What's the Marketcap?*
Roughly $1 trillion. Lots of room to grow!
Such a hidden gem.
That’s some funny shit, have some moons
oh god of course it became a meme
Funny? Just tell me where I can buy. 2 weeks from now I'll be the one laughing with my millions.
Finally a quality crypto that isn't a scam. Great pick
I read the title and got worried, but after reading the post I smiled 🙂 great pick indeed 🥇
Nah man, CumRocket is the real deal. These Satoshis are a flash in the pan.
Hey guys, I just thought I'd let everyone know that this sounds a bit dodgy. I tried contacting the Devs but they didn't respond. In fact, I dug a bit deeper and found out no knows who the creator for this coin is. Apparently he has chosen to not disclose his identity. I don't know about you guys but I smell a rug pull 🤔
Wow, cool! I'm going all in!
Taking loan out from home for this
I just sold my kids!
I have 3 kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and 3 money? :(
I know a guy.
It's comments like these that make Reddit worth reading. Lol
Uhm… this guy… is he from the city? Give me his number. I’m interested. Lately these kids are costing me a lot. I could have bought a good ADA bag by now.
Yeah, the BIG city. Number is 867-5309.
I know a girl.
I'm not saying you're a liar. I'm just saying that I'm dubious about the veracity of your claim.
I know a They and Them
Damn sucks to have kids
I just bought his kids on the dip! Now reselling at a loss like a true cryptonaut!
Good choice! They're a nightmare!
My kids just sold me
For sats. Worth it.
I sold my kids knees
Protip: you get more if you part them out.
Not gonna lie, this post was so convincing at first glance that I reflex downvoted.
Hahaha, I wouldn't be surprised if many others did the same thing, but won't realize it.
I reversed it though!
Actually I had it down voted until you posted this, believe it or not they do stuff like this on r/cryptomoonshots
Oh I believe it
This post currently has 18% downvotes, guaranteed all reflex clicks.
Jokes aside, I believe BTC could immediately double if it's price is changed to SATS
It's proven by YFI
I don't doubt that for a second. The 'Whole Coin Fallacy' is holding many investors back.
I can’t tell you the number of people I talk to that have aversion to buying into BTC because it’s “too expensive” and they’d rather spend the same money to buy a full ETH rather than 0.075 BTC.
I try to tell them to think of it in terms of dollars invested rather than the number of coins held
Personally I think this might of been satoshi’s biggest mistake. However...it might have been planed this way to make sure the smart people that can do basic math buy bitcoin first..
Is that what my phone is on?
Here! My life savings!
Cost of sending 1 satoshi? $25 lol
Here's the Nano guy
Regardless of how cheap nano is, other cryptocurencies shouldn't cost more than a couple of cents for a regular transaction.
Sounds like a scam to me
OK You had me in the first half, good job! :D
But the amount of people who don't get this scares me...
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Man I love this! Well done! All of the rockets really break it down!
Lol! I'm gonna have to borrow this someday....
Ye, I wasn't sure if I should invest when I saw the first five rockets, but then I saw that sixth one!
Might as well buy 1 as a punt.
Oh - now I get it. Lol
Do you think it can overtake Bitcoin?
Unfortunately 1 sat will always = .000000001 btc but at least 1 sat = 1 sat
How many sats do you need till they become movable?
Yes, one day 1 sat will definitely be 60,000$ and it will surpass Bitcoin. You should invest all your money now and wait 2 months !
Maybe not in price but I think it has the potential to match Bitcoin’s market cap
Ok noted, sold all moons for it
Now this is a shitcoin i'll buy
210 quadrillion coins in supply? Dude what a shitcoin
‘This asset is not supported by Coinbase’. You know what, I’m tired of getting all excited for a possible crypto investment early on like this only to get bitch-slapped by Coinbase and their snooty denial message. Fuck you Coinbase! Fuck you.
unclear if sarcastic or not
You really aren't missing anything
I hear Bitcoin over there offers Satoshi * adjusts glasses* wait a minu....
I can never afford a Bitcoin 😠 but I'm all in on these SATs!! 🙃
I failed my SATs but these sound fantastic
🤔 you know that Would really incentivize the kids. Lol
Just got to 1 million sats today!
Now just wait til your sats get to 1 million
Maybe with my sat gains I could finally afford a bitcoin
Yes. Just collect 1m Sat
This is good for Bitcoin
I looked into it but:
* fees are stupid high
* transactions take forever
* the original dev hasn't been active in over a decade
This is not financial advice. Please do your own DD.
Sounds good, I’ll take it!
I've already stacked up to 98765432 SATS. This coin is going places!! No wonder CitiBank has written a 109 pg doc of its future success. Get in now!!!
Sorting by new is the most hilarious thing ever
Just put the house on sale and somebody bought it, I’m throwing it all in on this one! Love the tokenomics, beautiful and active community!!! Straight to the moon!!!
Well FUCK! TIME TO SELL MY WORTHLESS ASS BITCOIN! GOTTA GET THESE SATOSHIS BEFORE THEY MOON! 😱 🚀 🌝
Cool beans stack them sats
Sells kidney, going all in! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg, if only elon would tweet about this one. Could go to 1 dollar
And just like that.......I bought 420 more satoshis
I keep getting discord dm's like this
who you fooling, this ain’t AMP
We need a separate symbol for Sats. An S with two lines through it is too close to the $.
Lets just use the Superman symbol.
Satoshi is so cheap! Better get in on that cheap coin fast!
Imma stick to Wei ;)
Where can you buy this coin as it is not on Binance ?
I think it’s a better financial decision to burn my fiat
>Up 586% in one year
What is this, a fork of XLM uber-stablecoin? We want 10000x and skip the percentages, we want real numbers.
Any good sites to buy them?
Briefly I was very concerned about the state of r/cc since this jumped in my feed. Quality shitpost
Btc holders are getting more desperate by the day
No joke, OP actually made me buy some more
Judging from the likes on this post, there are 979 fake shill accounts here.....noice
Sat to $1!!!!
oh i thought this was real jesus
Some think “we”?! Lol people buy $100 into a stock and start saying WEEEE think OUR stock is the best 🤣
Idk that doesn’t look like enough of a shitcoin for my tastes tbh
No thanks, it hasn't moved past it's current ranking in YEARS.
How do I get in on this gem? I'll buy 1,000,000,000. Who do I send my bank info to?
Nice! I'm in!
This is the way! We need to promote BTC like this for real.
Lol this popped up in my reddit email notifications and I was like great…. Siren emoji… what scam coin got picked up by Reddit
I unironically think sats and gwei should be listed in normie exchanges.
You smell that guys 🐮💩
Wait is this my occasion of became billionaire?
The fact that the founder is unknown is a huge red flag for me. For that reason, I'm out.
The number of people that don't know what Satoshis are in this sub is too damn high.
Satoshi is that OG crypto. If you make this moon you will make a lot of depressed people on 4chan's /biz/ board not depressed. I remember them shilling it with doge and BTC back when I was in highschool (2013). They were pioneering the Telegram pump schemes before they were on Telegram.
But will it have NFTs, charity donations, and its own swap exchange? /s
Sounds like fake internet money scam. It will never take off. Fuck off kindly while I buy more GOLD!
Looks like you forgot:
80% of tokens already burned 🚀
$1B liquidity locked 🚀
Guarantee no rug pulls!🚀
Strong community 🚀
Made by Satoshi Nakamoto himself!🚀
🚀 Deflationary Token - 5% redistribution and burn
🚀 500 Quadrillion Supply so there's enough for everyone
🚀 Huge support from community - mainly kids who stole their parent's credit cards
What is a fraction of a dogecoin called? shit?
The red light emoji makes it seem more legit.
While Satoshis are an exciting development in cryptocurrency.. I think mBTC is the safer play here.
NGL... I just picked up a big scoop of them tonight too... been following the project for a while.now
SATS to the moon
Your kind is at r/CryptoMoonShots