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🚨 Great crypto with huge potential! Don’t miss out!!🚨

  • By - stu17

PowerOfTenTigers

Too expensive, I'm out. Should've bought when it was $0.000000000000000001.


lucjac1

ya gotta stack those sats :)


FBIseeyou

No day one 99.9999% supply burn ? Sorry I will be investing in ruinmylifecoin instead


derpitaway

Dude, I just yoloed my drug dealers cash that I stole from him into this coin. My life is about to change. #blessed


FBIseeyou

better yet if you send it to my wallet directly I shall send you double back - literally cant go tits up !!!!!


derpitaway

Will do. Hang on, someone knocking on my door. They sound pissed.


nicoznico

Hell yeah! Also the **max supply** of **Satoshis** is ridiculous: 2,100,000,000,000,000!! The fack?! 2.1 Quadrillion! That‘s hilarious, must be shitcoin!


OperatorJo_

Give me four give me five give a quadrillion Sats to stack up high


Solebusta

Or send half to Vitalik. That would cover ‘marketing’. No neeed for tiktoks!


Pavehead42oz

Ooooooh, YEAH!!


ultranothing

Right? A 2.1 quadrillion dollar market cap? Seems legit.


GroundbreakingLack78

![gif](giphy|l5Dh6boITiHi4vAWMZ)


CallMeJoeJoe

I heard SafeElonMoonGate is going to the moon 🚀


Roy1984

These type of shitcoins don't even deserve to be mentioned.


sunflowers_starshine

More like SaveElonMoonGate xD


Nobodyherebutmeandu

More like FundElonDogeCoin to the moon.


chubbyurma

Not enough cum for me unfortunately


Imroyceo

Ruinmylifecoin better than this sats shitcoin


iammerelyhere

Where can I buy these?


Sweaty-Rope7141

Tell me about ruinmylifecoin. Does it have a good community!?


Erictangular

Great community and great team behind it. 11 out of 10 dentists recommend this.


Xenu4u

Ya know, I'm glad somebody finally asked the dentists!


Anres6

It’s usually pretty hard to do so when they are cleaning your teeth and expect you to respond


KizNugs

I’m only in if half the coins were sent to Vitalik’s wallet.


-End-

Can we do my wallet instead this time?


Sweaty-Rope7141

How about we all get 50%!? ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dyor)


Anknownlolz

i support this idea! Everybody should get 50% of the whole supply


umjustpassingby

Yes, everybody should get their fair share of 50%.


SelmaFudd

Plus everyone should get an extra 50% of everyone else's share


skullkiddabbs

This is the sort of wealth redistribution I'm looking for


SheepShaggerNZ

Why did I read this in Gru from despicable me's voice?


Spiritual_Navigator

The project needs a big Vitalik fund if it is going to survive, even if it means a smaller dev fund


kungfuchameleon

Hey buddy, it's me, Vitalik.


anon8496847385

Vitalik deserves 99.99% No more no less


Deathbysnusnu42069

How funny would it be though if vitalik was like fuck these shitcoins and sold all of them randomly? 🤣 id respect him


lmaoduckit

You sir have won the day. Vitalik played a reverse UNO card on SHIB and did exactly what you predicted or shall I suspect , advised him ? Hilarious


BabyMagikarp

This aged like rotten milk


b0urner

No premine? Vitalik doesnt approve :P


Acceptable_Novel8200

So you are saying,I must hold my 512 sats, because we are going to moon !!


Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

I’m not selling my BTC for this shit.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

Mark my words, Satoshis will never overtake Bitcoin!


areyoudizzzy

If they do I'll eat my dick on live TV!


AstroGirlCattie

!remindme 2000 days Just in case


SolorMining

I just dumped all my BTC for Sats. Wish me luck.


na3than

Keep an eye on the SATS/BTC pair to know if you've made the right decision.


The_Hubris

Name checks out


Tiki_taka_toko

BTC is done bro it’s alt season! Satoshi to moon!


bignori

Awesome, bEtTeR gRaB sOmE oN rObInHoOd


James-VZ

No dog no deal.


forthemotherrussia

This is not financial advice. I just love dogs.


Helen666_Keller

Obvious rug pull wtf, somehow its 12 years old and already #1 on day one, I call bullshit


Whismirk

- Unknown dev, never revealed his identity - Most likely uses a fake name - Disappeared a decade ago - Getting shilled literally everywhere, like wtf, everybody talks about it This is an obvious pump&dump, get out while you still can !


KucingRumahan

Now that you talk about it that way. It sounds suspicious


DasBibi

Impossible, it has been listed on thousands of exchanges. Which means Robinhood trusts it. Totally legit coin. I'm even putting 20k of my life savings.


kitisgreat

Bullshit reporting in sir


Armourpants

dude read the website, says no rug pull guaranteed


-__-_-__-_-__-

Cool project, apparently they don’t have a doxxed team though


stu17

Yeah, apparently the anon creator owns 98,000,000,000,000 sats. Might be a problem. Hasn’t rugged in 12 years so idk tho.


dashingThroughSnow12

Just waiting for the right time.


DeepSea0range

Now this is a quality shitpost


Nickel62

*What's the Marketcap?*


stu17

Roughly $1 trillion. Lots of room to grow!


Nickel62

Such a hidden gem.


BUMOUT75

That’s some funny shit, have some moons


SolorMining

Moon wen?


DemRightKnight

Where 100x


YoungFeddy

![gif](giphy|oNFP9kltPi7fp8TUAV|downsized)


MIS-concept

oh god of course it became a meme


AlwaysSometimesWrong

Funny? Just tell me where I can buy. 2 weeks from now I'll be the one laughing with my millions.


bitbuggs

Finally a quality crypto that isn't a scam. Great pick


CallMeJoeJoe

I read the title and got worried, but after reading the post I smiled 🙂 great pick indeed 🥇


Dartagnonymous

Nah man, CumRocket is the real deal. These Satoshis are a flash in the pan.


nimblewolf25

Hey guys, I just thought I'd let everyone know that this sounds a bit dodgy. I tried contacting the Devs but they didn't respond. In fact, I dug a bit deeper and found out no knows who the creator for this coin is. Apparently he has chosen to not disclose his identity. I don't know about you guys but I smell a rug pull 🤔


Caddywhompp

Wow, cool! I'm going all in!


CryptoBumGuy

Taking loan out from home for this


Caddywhompp

I just sold my kids!


repostssleuthbot

I have 3 kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and 3 money? :(


Caddywhompp

I know a guy.


TipUnusual8876

It's comments like these that make Reddit worth reading. Lol


Dieklassischekind

Uhm… this guy… is he from the city? Give me his number. I’m interested. Lately these kids are costing me a lot. I could have bought a good ADA bag by now.


Caddywhompp

Yeah, the BIG city. Number is 867-5309.


SolorMining

I know a girl.


Caddywhompp

Oooh! Progressive!


KhaoticMess

I'm not saying you're a liar. I'm just saying that I'm dubious about the veracity of your claim.


EtTuBrute31544

I know a They and Them


Imroyceo

Damn sucks to have kids


CaptainWelfare

I just bought his kids on the dip! Now reselling at a loss like a true cryptonaut!


Caddywhompp

Good choice! They're a nightmare!


Imroyceo

My kids just sold me


SolorMining

For sats. Worth it.


opticcapital

I sold my kids knees


iflyaurplane

Protip: you get more if you part them out.


MostlyPseudonymous

Not gonna lie, this post was so convincing at first glance that I reflex downvoted.


Caddywhompp

Hahaha, I wouldn't be surprised if many others did the same thing, but won't realize it.


MostlyPseudonymous

I reversed it though!


111ascendedmaster

Actually I had it down voted until you posted this, believe it or not they do stuff like this on r/cryptomoonshots


decentralizedusernam

Oh I believe it


SolorMining

This post currently has 18% downvotes, guaranteed all reflex clicks.


pkg322

Jokes aside, I believe BTC could immediately double if it's price is changed to SATS It's proven by YFI


Caddywhompp

I don't doubt that for a second. The 'Whole Coin Fallacy' is holding many investors back.


aladdinr

I can’t tell you the number of people I talk to that have aversion to buying into BTC because it’s “too expensive” and they’d rather spend the same money to buy a full ETH rather than 0.075 BTC. I try to tell them to think of it in terms of dollars invested rather than the number of coins held


111ascendedmaster

Personally I think this might of been satoshi’s biggest mistake. However...it might have been planed this way to make sure the smart people that can do basic math buy bitcoin first..


HoldDeeeez

Is that what my phone is on?


kolafied-213

Blullish af


Imroyceo

Here! My life savings!


Cool-Might7913

Cost of sending 1 satoshi? $25 lol


holandmo

Here's the Nano guy


ikverhaar

Regardless of how cheap nano is, other cryptocurencies shouldn't cost more than a couple of cents for a regular transaction.


AkSnozzy

Sounds like a scam to me


Fox_n_Roll

OK You had me in the first half, good job! :D But the amount of people who don't get this scares me...


RobertPlanet

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


callebbb

Man I love this! Well done! All of the rockets really break it down!


YoungFeddy

![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|to_the_moon)


LittleGaia

Lol! I'm gonna have to borrow this someday....


Sweaty-Rope7141

Ye, I wasn't sure if I should invest when I saw the first five rockets, but then I saw that sixth one!


BurmaHappy

Might as well buy 1 as a punt.


vickersja

Oh - now I get it. Lol


Cartega

Do you think it can overtake Bitcoin?


jamesmunosspydie

Unfortunately 1 sat will always = .000000001 btc but at least 1 sat = 1 sat


i_have_chosen_a_name

How many sats do you need till they become movable?


Dieklassischekind

Yes, one day 1 sat will definitely be 60,000$ and it will surpass Bitcoin. You should invest all your money now and wait 2 months !


-__-_-__-_-__-

Maybe not in price but I think it has the potential to match Bitcoin’s market cap


Purple0523

Ok noted, sold all moons for it


dennizz_z

Now this is a shitcoin i'll buy


greenmantis43

210 quadrillion coins in supply? Dude what a shitcoin


Ascdoc_79

‘This asset is not supported by Coinbase’. You know what, I’m tired of getting all excited for a possible crypto investment early on like this only to get bitch-slapped by Coinbase and their snooty denial message. Fuck you Coinbase! Fuck you.


Impossible_Ad_9325

unclear if sarcastic or not


cantstoptuggin

You really aren't missing anything


SusGreen

I hear Bitcoin over there offers Satoshi * adjusts glasses* wait a minu....


Success-Relative

I can never afford a Bitcoin 😠 but I'm all in on these SATs!! 🙃


ShanktarDonetsk

I failed my SATs but these sound fantastic


Success-Relative

🤔 you know that Would really incentivize the kids. Lol


touringwizard

Just got to 1 million sats today!


WTWIV

🥳


fromlowplaces

Now just wait til your sats get to 1 million


BushyOreo

Maybe with my sat gains I could finally afford a bitcoin


KucingRumahan

Yes. Just collect 1m Sat


-veni-vidi-vici

This is good for Bitcoin


Ddeadlykitten

I looked into it but: * fees are stupid high * transactions take forever * the original dev hasn't been active in over a decade This is not financial advice. Please do your own DD.


UpsetMath4417

Sounds good, I’ll take it!


SusGreen

I've already stacked up to 98765432 SATS. This coin is going places!! No wonder CitiBank has written a 109 pg doc of its future success. Get in now!!!


camdevydavis

Doge =$doge


yuigyrh

Sorting by new is the most hilarious thing ever


sidewalkboy

Scam


FreshPrinceAV

Just put the house on sale and somebody bought it, I’m throwing it all in on this one! Love the tokenomics, beautiful and active community!!! Straight to the moon!!!


CaptainWelfare

Well FUCK! TIME TO SELL MY WORTHLESS ASS BITCOIN! GOTTA GET THESE SATOSHIS BEFORE THEY MOON! 😱 🚀 🌝


jamesmunosspydie

Cool beans stack them sats


awecomp

Sells kidney, going all in! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


RudyStylez

Omg, if only elon would tweet about this one. Could go to 1 dollar


kitisgreat

And just like that.......I bought 420 more satoshis


wutisduhmeaninoflife

I keep getting discord dm's like this


Specialist_Ad_9419

who you fooling, this ain’t AMP


TheGreatCryptopo

We need a separate symbol for Sats. An S with two lines through it is too close to the $. Lets just use the Superman symbol.


Aleangx

Satoshi is so cheap! Better get in on that cheap coin fast!


Feature-is-in-AI

Imma stick to Wei ;)


Technical-Ad-5562

Where can you buy this coin as it is not on Binance ?


anon8496847385

I think it’s a better financial decision to burn my fiat


i-dler

>Up 586% in one year What is this, a fork of XLM uber-stablecoin? We want 10000x and skip the percentages, we want real numbers.


PoojaaPriyaa

Any good sites to buy them?


Frtankie

Briefly I was very concerned about the state of r/cc since this jumped in my feed. Quality shitpost


Chesterbobby

Btc holders are getting more desperate by the day


Mayabeila

No joke, OP actually made me buy some more


InevitableSoundOf

Judging from the likes on this post, there are 979 fake shill accounts here.....noice


killerpusssy

Sat to $1!!!!


beausoleil

Airdrop when?


freeBobbyDAYVID

oh i thought this was real jesus


StinkyDuck86

VET


kashmmoney

Some think “we”?! Lol people buy $100 into a stock and start saying WEEEE think OUR stock is the best 🤣


titan127

Idk that doesn’t look like enough of a shitcoin for my tastes tbh


cuck4bernie69blazeit

No thanks, it hasn't moved past it's current ranking in YEARS.


Advanced-Ingenuity46

How do I get in on this gem? I'll buy 1,000,000,000. Who do I send my bank info to?


stu17

Mt. Gox


Advanced-Ingenuity46

Nice! I'm in!


ethereum88

This is the way! We need to promote BTC like this for real.


xCryptoPandax

Lol this popped up in my reddit email notifications and I was like great…. Siren emoji… what scam coin got picked up by Reddit


aqouta

I unironically think sats and gwei should be listed in normie exchanges.


killawaspattack

You smell that guys 🐮💩


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killawaspattack

Exactly


garo1212

Wait is this my occasion of became billionaire?


Pr0stadamus

The fact that the founder is unknown is a huge red flag for me. For that reason, I'm out.


iTroLowElo

The number of people that don't know what Satoshis are in this sub is too damn high.


cantstoptuggin

Satoshi is that OG crypto. If you make this moon you will make a lot of depressed people on 4chan's /biz/ board not depressed. I remember them shilling it with doge and BTC back when I was in highschool (2013). They were pioneering the Telegram pump schemes before they were on Telegram.


rndmsecretaccount

But will it have NFTs, charity donations, and its own swap exchange? /s


Raysti

Sounds like fake internet money scam. It will never take off. Fuck off kindly while I buy more GOLD!


Starzz_1

Looks like you forgot: 80% of tokens already burned 🚀 $1B liquidity locked 🚀 Guarantee no rug pulls!🚀 Strong community 🚀 Made by Satoshi Nakamoto himself!🚀


GrumpleStiltskon

🚀 Deflationary Token - 5% redistribution and burn 🚀 500 Quadrillion Supply so there's enough for everyone 🚀 Huge support from community - mainly kids who stole their parent's credit cards


Cha1biking

What is a fraction of a dogecoin called? shit?


Puki-

Dogshit


ZealousidealPainter6

The red light emoji makes it seem more legit.


NudgeBucket

While Satoshis are an exciting development in cryptocurrency.. I think mBTC is the safer play here.


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Stoopiddogface

NGL... I just picked up a big scoop of them tonight too... been following the project for a while.now SATS to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Buy_More_Bitcoin

Your kind is at r/CryptoMoonShots