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Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is {{result}}, With: - **Non-cringe**: 9x - **Cringe**: 45x - **Satire**: 11x - **Chad**: 12x - **Meta**: 0x


MaticBlox

Knew it was gonna be Buzzfeed


not_gerg

Its always buzzfeed


Devilloc

Someone give this dude a Durian or something.


i-likecheese_25

'wHaT Is ThIs sOmE kInD Of PiNEApple !!??'


LordIggy88

It’s the fruit you can’t pick up in Super Mario Sunshine.


MagnatausIzunia

JUST GET IN THE BASKET DAMN YOU! Sorry, bad memory


LordIggy88

It’s ok those blue coins were a pain.


chucho89

This was painful to watch


HouseOfAplesaus

A biopsy of a sheltered mind.


Agitated_Cat1041

Yeah I want him to smell it. Let’s see his gag reflex then


Doom_guy10000

He will probably break his neck from gagging. Also happy cake day bro.


juleznailedit

Happy cake day!!


RichExplorer2022

That would be amazing. I actually once brought a durian milkshake to an informal after hours work meeting ( there was a Cambodian restaurant around the corner), it did not go over well


whiteriot413

Did you do it as a joke? Or do you actually like durians?


GasOnFire

I love the challenge they bring. I’ll eat them regularly if I could.


billybonesjonesXVII

You misspelled “someone kill this dude in the head with a Durian or something.”


SneakySnakeySnake

Dude really thought he was gonna connect with a fruit lmao


Doom_guy10000

I mean I get him on watermelon. I think they are just too sweet. If they were a bit more sour I would eat watermelons.


HI_Wrld

Watermelons are super good. I couldn’t imagine having never eaten one. Blend that mf up add some lemon juice, agave, ice, and mint if you fancy and bam best thing ever.


Doom_guy10000

You know what I might actually try this. Thanks a lot man!


HI_Wrld

Np, my mom used to make it all the time. I would also recommend blending mango and pineapple (only a small bit of mango). Super good in my opinion.


Doom_guy10000

Yeah in my country we don't have Mango as I remember.


sec0nd4ry

Uhh where you at?


Doom_guy10000

Croatia.


marcAnthem

Try squeezing some fresh lime on watermelon - it’s a game changer.


minimal_effort_done

Too sweet? Hmm. I always think watermelon tastes like nothing. Like very mildly flavored water. But everyone's tastebuds are different. Most people hate grapefruit because it's bitter but I love it.


spawncholo

Yooo you gotta sprinkle some salt on there then squeeze a lime over it. It’s a real game changer.


Nyarlathotep-chan

That's so weird to me because I feel like watermelon tastes like crunchy water. I taste very little sweetness.


Probably_forReal

If you want a more sour melon try it dehydrated. I swear to god I finally understood where watermelon flavored candies came from after that.


parkavenueWHORE

Spray some lemon juice on it. It's delish.


hallomakker

Most mature discord mod


N00b4yu

Healthiest League of Legends player


Heinz______

thinner Wow player


TheBelgianBoar

Warhammer tabletop game player*


-Outernot-

“This is a gr-“ **”I know it’s a fucking grape”**


ratfight

proceeds to cut the grape with a knife and fork


Warm-Load-6257

It's just proper table manners.


iGetTheR-Pass

"How do you eat your [grapes]? With your hands!?"


AmzWL

How do you absorb it through your hands I use my mouth most of the time


ButWhatIsADog

Right after, "I think this is a blueberry, right?"


woodscradle

And right before not recognizing the kiwi at all


Langmir

The cameraman even highfived him for eating a blueberry and that's how he's acting?


Deadpool2715

This dude got through childhood and never ate a fruit... imagine how much his parents didn’t correct his behaviour


StandardIncident8

“Oh, sorry it’s just that you’ve never tried a fucking fruit in your entire life for some fucking reason in your sheltered existence so here you go this is a grape I don’t know your life.” - the director’s thoughts


BretTheShitmanFart69

My assumptions was maybe he knew the guy who asked him. Like I could totally see myself saying that to a friend or them saying it to me like jokingly


MssBarbaritaa

"I know its a fucking grape" Dude had to ask if a blue colored berry was actually a blueberry


codapajo

You know how many blue ones exist?


NickTack23

At least two.


ltRobinCrusoe

Naw probably at least.... Three


Lt-Lavan

Woah let's not get *crazy*


MaddiMoo22

He was *so mean* lmao bro you'd just asked what the one before was !!!!


gabbycrown20

I’m glad someone else said it


_BluLeaf

Nah, I don’t buy it there’s absolutely no way this momo never had a piece of fruit.


YeetoMojito

they did a sequel to the video because apparently he’s “never tried vegetables” either lmao. Such a joke. I’m guessing buzzfeed saw all the views this got and decided to ramp it up for those sick views baby! Not realizing everyone and their mother hates this dude lmao


_BluLeaf

Bet you he’s never drank water before either


YeetoMojito

well you just wait, ryan is gonna put it ALL. ON. THE. LINE. and consume H2O for the FIRST TIME EVER. Will he survive? Find out next time on Dragonball Z


SmugSlut

He’s had a fruit, he just never caught his name


_BLACK_BY_NAME_

Lmao, dude really had a lot of shit to say when that banana came around


l2aiko

He had, as a baby, no shit their parents were fucking their life for the sake of, "man would you imagine not giving our kid fruit like _ever_ and teach them to be the spoiled brat he will be in 20 years time?


LilithsGrave92

You just described my BIL. Dude's like 34(?) And when we do big family sunday dinner he has loads of potato, like half a carrot and either sandwich meat or chicken nuggets. I've known him all my life (he was a family friend before BIL) and can't recall seeing him eat fruit.


CurtainTrousers

Also how the fuck does a grown man not know what kiwi fruit is? Got to be bullshit surely. Also imagine clapping for him eating fruit what the fuck is that the bar for applause lmao


yesbutlikeno

Your boos mean nothing, I see what you cheer for.


momo-the-molester

What are you talking about I love fruit


oobie_woobie_boobie

How do you classify as an adult if you've never eaten fruit?


RaccoonStitches

A pathetic person that screams "I was an obnoxious spoiled brat"


AncientAlienAlias

The stank his father put on “stubbornness” speaks volumes of this douche.


TrashyHoboShelter

I dont know how he never even tried apples, I loved that shit when I was little and I still love it now


stohnec

Jesus Christ YES! I just bought some coins just to be able to highlight your comment. God I have a cousin who always got away with not wanting to eat like that and I, sitting at the same table, was rather ‘brutally’ forced to eat what I am served by having to fear the consequences (being grounded etc.) if I did not eat the same stuff.


dagui12

I feel that man.. My dad used to legit force feed me when I wouldn’t(couldn’t) eat. Wasn’t because I was picky tho he would just serve me adult sized portions and I was always to small to finish it. So I’d either have to sit there till morning or he would just shove it in my mouth lol. Many times I’ve been hit for throwing up food because “I made myself puke to spite him”


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ltRobinCrusoe

You both sound like you had kind loving dads... /s


cerkie2

Different people have different sensory and neurological makeups. Most strict food aversions can be classified as ARFID or SPD. Its better to be understanding and identify underlying issues rather than just force kids with differences to accept the mold of a standardised child.


Forklift_Master

I genuinely don’t believe it. He’s lying for views.


manza5012

This. Buddy just wanted some fame and pretended


CantBeMadifYouBad

It’s buzzfeed. This entire video is fake and scripted. This dude has eaten fruit before.


Melgitat_Shujaa

Are they trying for a Tribal People Try or Reactistan but with a bratty man child?


sithlordc3po

HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT KIWI


Hex-QuentinInACorner

“Him spitting out the kiwi” And I took that personally.


Doom_guy10000

Yea kiwi is great.


spongevirus

kiwi is so good wtf was he bullshitting about


Doom_guy10000

He was joking since the native of New Zeland are called kiwis as well as some little birds that are relatives to ostriches.


Pope-Xancis

He really didn’t like the seeds and/or eggs


Hex-QuentinInACorner

I love the kiwi seed and eggs :(


notasianjim

*crispy*


BlueMemeDog

Imagine the scurvy this dude has


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Many vegetables have a lot of vitamin C, e.g. tomatoes and bell peppers. And if the dude had bad scurvy, you'd see it.


MCmaster69

Buzzfeed did another video with him eating vegetables for the first time


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Really? In that case I'm pretty sure they're just bullshitting, lmao. Edit: Just remembered there's quite a lot of vitamin C in potatoes as well, but if someone didn't eat ANY other vegetables, they probably wouldn't eat potatoes either. Either way it's not very credible, especially that he hasn't developed major health issues.


MCmaster69

yea, just buzzfeed making up crap to get views


Brainkey

Imagine my shock 😲


MissterBisscuit

Towards the end of this video I was getting the sense that it was just a very subtle sort of satire of a certain type of person


serafale

I can believe not eating vegetables but eating potatoes (French fries)


panandabear

But….tomatoes and bell peppers are fruits…


G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Us

Oh god you're right


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Nah, he drinks white pine frapuccinos for that


RaquelLavin

Seeing this video is like eating a huge bowl of lemons


Nemblem

Hey,atleast lemons are good for you,this video isn't


RaquelLavin

I mean both have the same effect on your face, but at least the lemons are good as you said xD


sommersaks

I havent eaten one, what does it taste like?


Tomato_InMyAss

*looks at the lemon* is that a Mango?


HI_Wrld

>it’s tastes like Apple juice Well you don’t fucking say


Rapseht

If this isn’t satire, Ryan is a moron.


Romulus3799

>"Today I'm risking it all, trying fruit" Motherfucker you are risking absolutely nothing


ADarwinAward

I met a guy like this in college. There are kids who’s parents couldn’t figure out how to get their kids to try things and just gave up. His childhood friend said “congrats on reaching the diet of a 10 year old” for his video on vegetables


GhostTorrent

“And now I can envision my future with apples” WHAT


John-Whipy727

Forbidden buttplug


Jagerspawnpeeker420

This guy treated eating fruit like he was storming the beaches on d day


poor_charlie_bucket

I know. The “I’m really proud of myself” thing got me. He’s such a toddler. It’s like being proud of himself because he didn’t crap his pants today. It’s really not an accomplishment but you’re giving yourself more credit than you deserve, buddy


TheMascotte78

He's such a whiny bitch.


SneakySnakeySnake

It's on the job requirement list for working at buzzfeed


tinycomment

^Bonus ^points ^for ^calling ^your ^parents ^on ^the ^spot ^for ^confirmation


WalnutDesk8701

I was a freelancer for Buzzfeed back in 2016. My most notable memory was the day after the 2016 election when Trump won. They had "designated crying rooms" established and they brought in golden retriever puppies for a "puppy party" later in the afternoon as an incentive for people to stay at work. A bunch of people left early so they had to scramble to keep people in the office. It was one of the most bizarre and pathetic things I've ever witnessed.


Deletto_Blu

Please tell more stories of it


WalnutDesk8701

They had the best kitchen out of anywhere I've ever worked. Had weekly catered meals. That was by far the highlight of the place. I once watched Rebecca Black play an acoustic version of "Friday" on the roof of the building. People were generally nice but the corporate policy was silly and often ridiculous. I felt bad for anyone in a management position because wrangling their workers into doing actual work must have been a nightmare. They were CONSTANTLY passive aggressive. They'd host all of these odd mid-day events and encourage you to go, but then they'd be panicking because deadlines kept slipping by. They tried (try?) so hard to be catering and "fun" but god, you could always just feel the frustration and tension every time you walked into an office. People were tense as fuck but always smiling. Just bizarre. I was only there for a few months.


Ben--Affleck

lmao I thought I was stereotyping woke work environments but more and more evidence keeps confirming my worst fears


Harsimaja

That happened at the University of Michigan too. Even the law school had sessions that involved bubble-wrap, puppies, colouring in etc.


AlternativeOctopus

Wow, that's embarrassing


4Ever2Thee

You don’t make it to that age without even having tried fruit without being a complete whiny bitch


eggplant_wizard12

This is nonsense you can’t live this long without eating fruit ever, sooner or later it gets offered and you just eat it


TrashyHoboShelter

"But mommy, I DONT WANNA EAT THE GWAPE!!! WAHHHHHH"


i-likecheese_25

I imagine him eating baby food saying in a deep boss baby voice 'mom , this can of baby food contains apples grapes so kindly throw it into bin please ,now gimme milk'


onederful

It’s like my cousin. Spoiled child with parents that can’t say no. He prob got given fruit but threw a tantrum cuz he wanted something else (in my cousins case chicken nuggets from McDonald’s) and to keep him from crying they give him what he wants any time. So he never HAD to eat anything cuz he got what he wanted. To this day he is still a very picky eater bc of this.


SkinnyBuddha89

Only way I'd believe this is if he was gagging super hard on all of them. Like he had some sort of issue with food textures, autistic or whatever. If he's never tried these you'd think he'd either gag hard, or go wow that tastes so interesting!


vindictive-varanus

this has to be a joke. I refuse to take this seriously.


Septixcake

It's BuzzFeed so I doubt that it's a joke


vindictive-varanus

but BuzzFeed is the joke


blaizeandbrew14

Thanks, I hate him.


ihateletterG

r/TIHH he legit said "i like that it doesn't have eggs in it." like wth bruh


RandomMcfandom

I just watched a grown man struggle to eat fruit for 5 whole minutes. This is rock bottom at it's peak.


Marcuxoo

Mangos are hit or miss. The first time I tried a mango, I thought it was the greatest fruit ever. Then when I tried it again, it was more sour and tart, and not as sweet as the first one.


Ohioan_Empire

Yeah I don't know how to tell if it's gonna be sweet.


Restoration_Magic

The riper they get, the sweeter they get. The softer they are the riper they are.


Devilloc

Unless they're *too* soft, in which case they're rotten.


dickpizor

Fermented means a good time.


420call

It’s depends on the variety of the mango. In the states your often given shit Tommy Atkins. I’ve found that at august or around there you will start to get Kent mangos which are pretty good. You know a mango is good if when you cut into it a deep vibrant orange is there. If you see pale yellow bleh! Now if you want to be absolutely blown away, go to India for a week and try their mangos. Every single one of them are the best fruit you’ll ever try! I had the chance to eat an Alphonso mango and it was the best fruit I’ve ever had. It was like eating a 5 star dessert off a tree!


Sea-Ability8694

You have to get mangos from the Caribbean. The mangos you get in the US suck ass bc they get picked green and ripen on their way here. Caribbean mangos are picked ripe and are a lot softer and sweeter


SneakySnakeySnake

*Just one more score*


idkiwilldeletethis

Is it wrong that I like green mangos?


Furion9

Green mango with chili powder sprinkled on it. Trust me.


GlocknessMonster1997

He does not like bananas,I strongly disagree with that.👀


Rurihime184

Another banana enjoyer i see


Dusty_bites_the_dust

"This is a big piece,but I'm gonna go for it" *he says while looking at a single half of a goddamm strawberry* This shit can't be real, he's got to be acting


TheGuyThatIsStupid

There’s no way he doesn’t know the names of the fruit even if he’s never had them


StouteKous

Watching this exhausted me, psychically


seadoggo_29

Im calling cap on this. Buzzfeed just trying everything now


20toesdown

I’m trying to understand his perspective by imagining uncooked bugs in place of the fruit.


PrimeMeathead

I’m sure he’s had worse in his mouth


Im_Submissive

Maybe he's the guy who throws fruit in the fruit ninja game


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C_23_s

Fuck you man! He’s so brave for trying that fruit.


paradach5

He's sooooo brave. Did he get a blankie, hot cocoa, and a coloring book with crayons when he went back to his safe space??


Lonely-dude

I want to punch this guy with every fiber of my body


Romulus3799

But why, he's so brave!!!1!1!


WhosThis85

This guy is annoying. Wtf


thelastmelon420

He doesn’t like the banana because of its shape and texture. Buddy, we know you like it. Theres no shame in accepting it.


No-Hope-6919

I'll happily eat the last melon. Expect me in your bedroom tonight.


thelastmelon420

o_o


ReggieLynnJ

Banana tastes better when you eat it with your mouth rather than your butt.


Doom_guy10000

True. Especially Green ones because they're more sour and that taste good.


Dojima91

My brother is totally the same as this guy. He fucking hates fruits. But he did ate some back then only because I forced him to eat. Lol


nope_rope_pasta

My brother is like him, but due to slightly different reason. When he was around four, he had a severe allergic reaction to an apple, and with that traumatic experience, since then he has never eaten any fruit in his life. Not even fruit flavored snack or juice. He understands that he’s not allergic to all types of fruit, but his brain and body shuts down whenever he thinks about trying out any fruit. I honestly feel bad for my bro because fruit is a big part of diet for me, and I love eating them. Though the guy in the video is whiny and annoying, I’m at least glad that he was able to try it out and discover some fruits that he enjoys.


AzKoPo

I feel for your brother, cuz i myself had a similar situation when i was young, and even tho in my head i KNOW its not anything bad, i just cant help myself, sometimes if i try to force myself i get a gag reflex and have to force myself for like 30 min to even try it. Tho unlucky for me its not just fruit but basicly everything except for certain things. And its annoying that i can look at some food on yt and be like damn this looks good but then irl i just feel incredibly uncomfortable bcs of smell and other factors. Whenever i actually wanna try something new, which is super rare, i take the first chance to do it as otherwise it just becomes as before, not wanting to eat it or being stright up disgusted by it. Tho i dont whine to ppl about it if anything i whine about myself being stupid. And i hate that my brain afte r so many years still cant fucking comprehend this.


EchoOneZero

You should check out /r/ARFID


Regolime

I can smell the spoiled child over here edit: wow thank you guys, for that many upvotes. I never got that much upvote for comment, only for posts. <3 edit2: haha, 420 upvotes


Eaterofjazzguitars

*Entire BuzzFeed office applauds*


PaulAspie

That was the cringiest part.


LaughedMyAvocadoOff

Please stop with the shitty reddit tier edits


SwiftTayTay

Why is it that they always have the same face like that


MeNotSanta

Doesn't need to eat fruits when himself is so fruity


Greysonme

I mean i’m the same as him, i’ve tried a piece of fruit here and there a long time ago but i can’t eat them at all, something about the texture make me want to puke and I’m sure i never tried some fruits like ananas or peaches because i absolutely know i won’t like it. I have no problems with fruit flavored yogurts or juices but i can’t eat any fruits in their natural state lol


singularasexualunit

Same pal. I fucking hate fruit.


em_pathetic21

i feel this! i think it’s common referred to as a food aversion. but most people just call us picky. i try to explain that it’s not just being picky, because picky is a preference, and an aversion means i literally gag at the smell of certain foods. but because i was a kid and i only seemed to have this reaction toward certain fruits and vegetables, my family labeled me as picky and difficult. i’ve slowly branched out more and more but it’s extremely difficult when my body just wants to reject it immediately. a lot of the fruits in this video i don’t think i’ve ever tried.


no_need_form

I see a lot of people making fun of him here. But what you may not know is there is a real mental disorder called Selective Eating Disorder. He may be just limited to not eating fruit, but [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1TWvXwgKr0) is an extreme case if you guys are interested.


Winky_the_houseelf

Thank you for sharing this. I have a very very mild case of this where I used to get a lot of anxiety eating stuff with specific structures. Been working on it for years and making great progress. But it was kinda rough reading all those mean comments. Jesus. Eating disorders go way beyond anorexia or obesity.


pcakester

Its easy to vilify and make fun of what people havent experienced or cant understand.


introverted_lesbian

I hate this man and want to punch his parents for allowing him to become this.


chicken_noodles_

Bruh does he not have fucking scurvy?


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The_Duude_Slayer

I refuse to believe this is real


Forever061

How did he not get scurvy or something?


Boiled_SocksWOAH

This video belongs on r/quityourbullshit


Maxyboy18

Manchild fruit is thy nectar of the godss


Hard-Pore-Corn

Attention seeking at its very finest. This dude is a pro


RaspberrySoda644

>but I am proud of myself for trying it... That's my boy!


conalfisher

Literal definition of a manchild


profesyonelumi

*eats apple* "this tastes like applr juice" No shit, detective pikachu.


M0ona

Wait this is fucking hilarious, is this sub full of fucking cringe idiots?


A_WEEBU

They made another video of him eating vegetables for the first time, at that point I knew for a absolute fact it was fake lol


axxryuu

give him one of those fandangled miracle berries and give him a lemon


XenElixer

This has to be scripted


Kiwami_Dandyel

OH MY FUCKING GOD , WATCHING SOME PAINT DRYING ON A WALL IS MORE THAN THIS VIDEO . Like bro , he ate 1 grape and he feels like he developed a new Tesla Model that can Space travel


Patrick4356

I honestly don't like fruit either. I hate the texture of the plant flesh, it does make you gag and shit. Its very not fun to chew and try and eat


LittleGreenAlien86

"I'm so proud of myself" I'm sure you are. Real "I'm not like another girls" energy


hehas_noeyebrowstony

This is fucking hilarious. Like a parody of a spoiled brat but real lmfao.