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Thinking you're entitled to free food

Thinking you're entitled to free food

MyNameIsUrMom

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ducksReverywhere

My ex girlfriend is a nurse, if you guys don't call me a hero I am going to freak out.


Nizzemancer

My mother is old, can you give me a senior citizen discount?


PM_UR_ASS_FOR_RATING

Bro.. My my moms a nurse and I got a letter in the mail saying thank you to me… a hero.. for letting the hospital use my mom during covid Smh


ducksReverywhere

Hahahhaha Holy shit it's real


leaklikeasiv

My girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom you insensitive prick!


mikieballz

Fucking Jody


pimppapy

He did. . .


Bulldogusa19

This was my favorite joke in basic training.


flusteredbish

My wife's boyfriend's mother is disabled HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME USE THE DISABLED PARKING!


CakeDuckies51

Ofc here take my money you deserve it more then the veterans I was going to donate the money to do! Sorry for the "then" instead of the "than", but you didn't have to kill the man ⬇️ 😂


bandito-dorito64

Make sure you support your local ex nurse spouse’s


Dewott56

you are not da hero >:)


Beardie-Boi-420

##WAAAAA


Accurate_Body

Sure, I can call you a hero. Does anyone have a phone number for one?


ducksReverywhere

Something around here must.


Accurate_Body

Haha, autocorrect got me.


LordArcalinox

This on top of the irony that any nurse that gets called a Hero is a one way ticket to make them pissed off permanently for the rest of the day and knock off some points you had with them.


Franyigo

Ex-Hero*


Legacy1776

Want to reap the benefits without doing the work.


Iancrowley

Yeah I saw the movie saving private ryan so I'm entitled to free food


fuccsuccx

I played call of duty on Xbox so I’m a veteran


zipflop

i fukd ur mom so i deserve it


Domena100

So you are the kid who messaged me on xbox...


ADigitalAxolotl

Call me dad...


ManyIdeasNoProgress

Dad? Or *daddy*?


bumble-btuna

Papi


MetalixK

Speaking as someone who's SEEN his mom, you really do.


[deleted]

I ate your mom


MBNTBR

I'm part of Ollie's Army


crono220

Free mountain Dew: Code red


Zeebidy

“women have always been the primary victims of war”


SoySauce4206969

It always pisses me off when people think women were more impacted than the men out fighting. Plenty of them didn’t even make it home.


StonyTheStoner420

She sucks Military dick on her anniversary.


ihatefirealarmtests

Bet that second chardonnay was for the guy she's cheating on her deployed husband with.


BangaRang92

That mans name is Jody


FrighteningJibber

*Jody please… leave my baby alone*


s0v3r1gn

Exactly what I was thinking.


dependency_injector

Bet she served him her ass


Howitzer92

Yep. All that E-4 is gonna have at the end of the year is that high interest car payment for that sweet Camero he got with his enlistment bonus.


Taskforce3Tango

Dependapotamus needs to be checked.


Kuvuli21

Damn dependas


phoenixblack222

Did you not understand, she's a military spouse. They deserve the world for the pain they have to go though. It's so hard to stay at home all day and drink wine, pity her


Ullumina

And cheat 🤗


penguintransformer

What about the pyramid schemes they join


MrDanksky

The true service to this country. Imagine the mental anguish of keeping up with your pyramid scheme rank AND your spouse's military one. Thank you for your service, SGT Diamond Wizard Boss Bitch Karen


Spankwell

Facts! One of the few people I stay in touch with after HS married a Navy dude and every single week she's posting a different MLM on FB. I've had to unfollow her because it's so depressing.


kickmanF

And charge they phone


Retsko1

Hot chips don't forget the hot chips


K--Swiss

be bisexual


UpsizedEngineFetish

And lie


TedWasSoRight

The free drinks she's thinking of are bought by the guy she's cheating with.


sccrj888

True heroes sacrifice and take a dick for their country. That's why she gets free food. By sucking his dick she's sucking America's dick and making sure we all stay free. Everyone knows training is everything that's why she has to practice with Jody while her hero is deployed.


UpsizedEngineFetish

The pain they have to go through getting deep-dicked by the lawn boy while their husband gets shot at


CoupleTechnical6795

As a former military spouse, fuck people who think like this.


AntonDeMorgan

Former? Sorry for your loss


CoupleTechnical6795

No, he left the forces. And we divorced. Hes still alive, to the regret of his current wife


Sinister_Blanket

Holy shit LMAO


Kiracidic

Congratulations for your loss


CoupleTechnical6795

Thanks! I lost 200 lbs of ugly fat.


jasmindiler

What did he do so you bash him like this? 🤣🤣


CoupleTechnical6795

Narcissist lol


kristinkaldorei

We should swap stories! Exact situation as you.


CoupleTechnical6795

They're awful once they get their talons in you


ItzLog

Those are the worst


CakeDuckies51

I guess he was slacking quite a bit to be 200 lbs of fat..


CoupleTechnical6795

Since we divorced he fell at work and ripped a tendon in his knee. Apparently the doctor told him this was due to his weight. (Per his cousin, who is really nice and the only person in the family we have any contact with).


Kiracidic

THE QUEEN OF COMEBACKS, HE HAD NO CHANCE


CoupleTechnical6795

Lollll


Chris-137

Hello 911? I’d like to report a fucking body.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Lemme guess: Marine? Lolololololll


CoupleTechnical6795

Chair Force! He was a load toad


kumiseli-reiki

shit, chair force, now that is an insult if I have ever heard one


CoupleTechnical6795

Lazy Boy Heros is what the other branches call them. I do apologize to the airforce and airmen, they work really hard and that was rude. My ex was a lazy bastard tho


ZenLitterBoxGarden

LMAAOO!! Chair Force is my favorite name for the Air Force. I had an instructor at my current job who was AF, and he even called them that. Bless. Sorry your ex was such a tool. Glad you saw the light and left.


Gonnagrapeyou

As a marine I would like to know what you’re insinuating 👀


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Uhhhh.. Semper Fi?


salted_water_bottle

l lI ll L


kickmanF

r/unexpected


shadowsniper872

Mam. I can't even think of something stupid to say other then Jesus Christ what the fuck did he do ._.


CoupleTechnical6795

Oh honey. I'd need a Stephen king sized novel to tell you. Suffice it to say he didnt bother leaving wife #1 before impregnating wife #2.


shadowsniper872

Well did you know you can make an exploding slug round with a lil magnesium


CoupleTechnical6795

Once the kids age out of child support I may look into that


shadowsniper872

It's either 1/3inch or 2/3 pour in the center, let it settle. What you do after is only a Geneva suggestion. Also not on me lmao have fun


CoupleTechnical6795

Oh I most certainly would not on record endorse violence.


loljkbye

NGL, you, specifically, deserve free drinks.


CoupleTechnical6795

Guess I'll have to print this out and show it to people next time I'm in a bar. "Look, I was funny on reddit, buy me drinks!!"


AngeryGrandma

My fucking god you are a legend, an icon and huge inspiration to us all


CoupleTechnical6795

Youre very sweet


coderthememer

I DIED-


Macjeems

This made me spit out my drink. Savage


Ledlazer

Yes, police? I'd like to report a murder


CoupleTechnical6795

Not until hes done paying child support


AmaterasuWolf21

You just had to clarify the question, but i'm glad you didn't


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Oh shit. Dude got burned hard.


HelloIA

r/justdependathings


redbadger91

I was looking for this comment.


Mickey_thicky

I was trying to remember the term, dependapotamus, and I was looking for someone to link this subreddit so I could remember


EmmaTheBlue

Even as a military companion, I don't think I should deserve free stuff. Of course, the man deserves prices on stuff he could use for his work, but the spouse/wife/companion? If giving your ass to your husband is what you call "service to your country", this is minimal service


CryptedData198

dude was probably in reserves and never got shipped out


Whole_Truth

As a veteran, I don't feel like we deserve any special attention to be honest. I volunteered. I knew exactly what I was getting into. I didn't do any of it to be glorified or receive special attention. The people who feel like society owes us something disgust me.


PrincessDab

Is this real? It's just so freaking over the top I don't want to believe anyone would marry an entitled beast like this.


dafighder

It’s real. When I was in the army, certain spouses of officers would demand we respect/salute them like their husbands. It was painful.


sandalmount

A good command would get those officers in a *world* of shit for their spouses doing that.


toomanymarbles83

Unfortunately it is usually the command who have the worst dependa spouses.


johnrich1080

While there are lots of military spouses with this attitude, I’m pretty sure this particular instance turned out to be fake.


dethmaul

I think so too. I'm trying to find it online.


cyberattaq123

Generally, people in the armed forces don’t even just get free meals/stuff. Businesses still need to make money. A 15% discount to thank someone for their service is a hell of a lot different than literally giving away food, especially to the spouse of said person.


circling

That's what I was thinking. Like if there's a bar right next to a military base, is it meant to just be run into the ground giving everyone free drinks all day every day?


satanlovesmyshoes

I’m a military child. I deserve everything free.


tstr16

I absolutely hated working the gate when the super spouses would come in. Just because your husband is an officer doesn't mean you get saluted too, dependa.


SmoovMove

Narrator: she thought wrong.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Hey! That’s my line!


Player_Slayer_7

Excuse me! I let some dude in camouflage cum inside me! Where's my goddamn latte???


Final-Newt-4003

r/choosingbeggars


oo_ee

aren't military spouses just people who are married to people that went to war


goatpunchtheater

I mean this woman is ridiculous and all, but it's not that there's no truth to it. Being a military spouse IS difficult. You have to be willing to pick and move at the drop of a hat, or just as likely, go from having your spouse share half of parenting and house chores, to doing it all yourself for a year when he gets deployed with less than a week's notice. Not to mention if you WANTED to have a career of your own you can be stationed at an active duty base in some podunk town with very limited options. Many military spouses can be entitled jerks, but that doesn't mean it isn't also very difficult for the ones that are doing their best, as well.


International-Lie795

Still could’ve tipped though, can almost guarantee it wasn’t the servers fault


marraharvey

I never understood the whole military spouse thing. Like, all you're doing is fucking the person thats actually respectable


GT88UK

What makes you think they’re respectable ?


Agobmir

I'd say putting your life on the line for your country is pretty respectable. I don't have respect for higher ups who instigate conflicts or order bomb strikes on childrens hospitals


SpectaSilver991

Depends on the person itself. I've met many soldiers through my family who mostly served in the army(I'm the black sheep of the family) And in my opinion, after meeting many and having conversations. Some were just huge assholes. Sure, they fight for the country but I do not respect the kind of people they are. A few even just take advantage of their position as a soldier and feel entitled to benefits in public places. There's one who has abused his wife multiple times and now has moved on to another wife who he does the same shit with. On the otherhand, I have met some really nice people, they joined the army, because they genuinely believed it was how they could serve their country they love and want to make an effort for it.


Classic_Painting8813

This roughly translates to "I let a guy cum in me before his deployment, now give me more privilege"


kit_ease

\*to & privilege


JosephAndMyself

I am constantly blown away by the number of women who make their entire identity based on their husband's job.


WelshRugbyLock

And their pay check!


LegoEngineer003

A great test for whether it fits: if you don’t see the subreddit name and the post makes you want to chuck your phone across a room, it’s a good post. Writing this from my computer.


uselessbynature

I’m a military spouse and this is gross. A lot of places extend military discounts to family (cuz when I’m at Lowe’s buying new shelves for the house it’s cuz we moved 3x in the last 4 years and the new house DOESN’T HAVE ANY LINEN CLOSETS) but seriously this is just terrible.


RealLifeLizLemon

I just moved into a house without linen closets and oh my god


uselessbynature

I really think aliens designed this house. It’s nice but wtf. The toilet paper holder is at about 170 degrees I’m a pretty flexible fit person and my back doesn’t comfortably bend that way. Where do I put my brooms and dirty crap? The fuck I’m supposed to do with the towels?!


RealLifeLizLemon

I moved about a month and a half ago and I’ve just got a pile of random towels of all sorts in an upstairs room we haven’t furnished yet. My house is from the 40s so we only have three small bedroom closets and on the whole first floor, we don’t even have a pantry closet! The rooms are VERY big at least, so I’m in the process of shopping for a million pieces of various storage furniture.


long_live_PINGU

I never understood this on north amercan culture, its not like if youre from the military capitalism stops working for you.


WhatNameToChose1

Not even free food, looks like two $12 drinks


Yams_Garnett

Thank them for what exactly?


ThaMightyBoosh

So, I’m assuming that the text isn’t real because it’s more likely a waiter took a pic of the receipt and uploaded to show how douchey a customer was.


STS986

Who cares if that bitch married him at 18 just to get paid if he dies meanwhile fucking every guy she meets


Nine-LifedEnchanter

I'm a straight guy, but I'm gonna let a desperate soldier nut in me so that I can get everything for free. It's not gay, I'm just being economically responsible.


figaroamadeu

I can confirm the ungayness here mans just gotta provide for his family


soooky-lemon

Stupid dependa


mrolf9999999

>we serve our asses way more than anyone Only you serve your ass around with other people


g0juice

Looks fake


birdlawexpert11

As a server I can also attest to almost every customer who has asked for a military discount to be a shitty tipper. I've realized its my fault really for not asking them to place their penis in my mouth after they tell me. There's a really strange sense of entitlement I guess that comes along with them making the choice to enlist that I obviously had some say in. For the record I am grateful to our service men and women but they made that choice....(I'm obviously not talking about older vets here)


Hiro_Trevelyan

Medical staff is more important. Actually, ANY JOB is more important than... a military *spouse* ?


CaptainPitterPatter

Dependasaurus rex


Reddit_is_pretty

2 Chardonnay’s why am I not surprised


YouCouldBeBetter

Identifying as a military spouse should be illegal.


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theguyfromcodmw2

cringe


Ashthefoxx

cringe


Da_Bagelz

Cringe


lllooolllp

Cringe


iShoot556

Satire. This was originally posted in a dependapotamus hunters Facebook group.


TheComedicComedian

Cringe


Unique_Title9624

Entitled cringe


clstrickland

Cringe


Val4810

Cringe


tboots1230

satire


ItsToo4Tune

ligma


Lmaoreddit26

Cringe poster and post poster is a reposter iirc this was a r/ChoosingBeggars post months ago?


MadMat99

Satire


dethmaul

Satire Wasn't the story behind this one, was that it was faked just for some outrage?


luckysnipr

Welcome to the world of the dependapotamus


chadmcshadchad

I hear military wives serve their ass a lot


Sea_Astronaut6999

300 pound dependapotamous that spends her husbands check entirely on her.


wutangi

Oh fuck no.


Isaacamis123

By their logic spouses of law enforcement and medical workers should get free stuff because their so is in danger everyday too.


Ampyrsand

All she’s doing different is fucking someone who gets paid to wear camo And probably someone who’s not paid to wear camo when he’s not home


Difficult-Ad890

Must be in killeen.


idlikechoosingnames

guys my cousin's sister's uncle's nephew's daughter's grandma's great great grandson, Tanner, is a war veteran so I should get a veteran's discount 😃


thenoblenacho

This is fake snapchat text over a real photo fyi


cube_CO

This is like saying, "My dad's a nurse so respect me." ​ My dad is a nurse, but who cares?


boi_led

First off, even if they are married, that woman did nothing.


Visible-Fennel8809

Accurate_Body my hubby served Three and 1/2 tours in Vietnam as a Marine….. Silver Star, Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts 💜💜💜 Read my comment above…. I’m Not Entitled to anything and Neither is She!!! Have her call my Hubby Staff Sargent W.E. Wilson♥️


fortas

No tip either. Wtf. That’s what makes me the most angry.


binkerfluid

You will address her as her husbands rank and you will also not tell him when she is cheating.


SnipSnopWobbleTop

Cheating doesn't count as service, ma'am


BeastaBubbles

I get it. I also get abnormally upset when my stuff isn’t free.


Clear_Personality

Veteran here. This shit is more common than you think. A lot of “dependas” think they served lmao


No_Safety8877

This brings back some memories. I used to sell cars and have loads of entitles military and military spouses. By far the worse/funniest was a lady came in and wanted to buy a brand new mustang. The issue was her credit was a 456 with 2 repos, one of which was within the last year. She literally goes off on me about how I’m so disrespectful, her husband put his life on the line and I won’t sell her a car. We’re a bunch of scam artists. She should get whatever she wants because her husband is a soldier, blah blah. She eventually leaves shouting that she is going to get jag involved because we’re running a scam


frog_man_jones

Ah a dependapotomus


SLURM187

So does she just go everywhere and declare her military spouse status?


SaraSassy501

Dependapotamus Rex


DblVP3

Just wait until she finds out the benefits after they are honorably discharged. Not much besides some healthcare.


LuckSweaty

It’s good they blacked out the tax. I’m sure nobody can calculate how much percent 1.68$ from 24$ are. I surely can but I won’t say it, just because I can.


PickDontEat

Do any other countries offer discounts to military/their families? Always struck me as a weird thing to do


ChechenWarCriminal

“What did you get from the military?” “An ex-wife and a fear of fireworks”


Lensmiles

Fuck this shit. I hate people like this. Yes, being a military spouse is hard, but you fucking got a damn choice, unlike us military kids. This goes for spouses law enforcement personal and firefighters as well. You got to make a sound decision to marry your spouse and have kids with them knowing damn well what it entails. Yeah, my mother was basically a single parent raise her own kids, plus god children while running a home daycare without asking for handouts. Shit, like this is an insult to military spouses like my mother. In case you can't case, I was (parent medical retired) a military child. Moving from place to place, multiple new schools, not being able to make lasting friendships was a lousy way to grow up, and add in all the other issues I had growing, life was no fucking picnic. And I don't go around expecting free shit. I work and pay for all my wants and needs, like adults are supposed to.


diverareyouok

This sounds like satire to me.


Jroks2

God damn it! My brother is a firefighter and watched 9/11 on TV! I’m at least entitled to a free street pretzel or hotdog.


Maleficent-Presence8

What’s worse would be having a divorce from this person....imagine the entitlement


Much_Reputation3785

I always thought military people and their families would be mature.


chinmakes5

Bad enough that she believes businesses should give her free food, but THEY BOUGHT TWO EXPENSIVE GLASSES OF WINE. I don't want free wine, I expect expensive free wine.


HomesickWanderlust

Satire


Generalgrievous69

Dapendapotamis


-c1one

Pretty sure that isn’t real lol


theanonymousF__14

If she went to boot camp, she wouldn't even last a week with the drill instructors/ sergeant


anymbryne

where did she given got this idea???


cenahoria

Is this for real? What the hell?


Sophieisaspaz69

this crap is like old people assuming they can get free stuff for nothing, like bitch you wanna free shovel to dig up your grave?!


Lunarswine

Not even free food. Free alcohol. Wow. I guarantee she cheats on her military husband too.