Thinking you're entitled to free food
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My ex girlfriend is a nurse, if you guys don't call me a hero I am going to freak out.
My mother is old, can you give me a senior citizen discount?
Bro.. My my moms a nurse and I got a letter in the mail saying thank you to me… a hero.. for letting the hospital use my mom during covid
Hahahhaha Holy shit it's real
My girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom you insensitive prick!
He did. . .
This was my favorite joke in basic training.
My wife's boyfriend's mother is disabled HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME USE THE DISABLED PARKING!
Ofc here take my money you deserve it more then the veterans I was going to donate the money to do!
Sorry for the "then" instead of the "than", but you didn't have to kill the man ⬇️ 😂
Make sure you support your local ex nurse spouse’s
you are not da hero >:)
Sure, I can call you a hero. Does anyone have a phone number for one?
Something around here must.
Haha, autocorrect got me.
This on top of the irony that any nurse that gets called a Hero is a one way ticket to make them pissed off permanently for the rest of the day and knock off some points you had with them.
Want to reap the benefits without doing the work.
Yeah I saw the movie saving private ryan so I'm entitled to free food
I played call of duty on Xbox so I’m a veteran
i fukd ur mom so i deserve it
So you are the kid who messaged me on xbox...
Call me dad...
Dad? Or *daddy*?
Speaking as someone who's SEEN his mom, you really do.
I ate your mom
I'm part of Ollie's Army
Free mountain Dew: Code red
“women have always been the primary victims of war”
It always pisses me off when people think women were more impacted than the men out fighting. Plenty of them didn’t even make it home.
She sucks Military dick on her anniversary.
Bet that second chardonnay was for the guy she's cheating on her deployed husband with.
That mans name is Jody
*Jody please… leave my baby alone*
Exactly what I was thinking.
Bet she served him her ass
Yep. All that E-4 is gonna have at the end of the year is that high interest car payment for that sweet Camero he got with his enlistment bonus.
Dependapotamus needs to be checked.
Did you not understand, she's a military spouse. They deserve the world for the pain they have to go though. It's so hard to stay at home all day and drink wine, pity her
And cheat 🤗
What about the pyramid schemes they join
The true service to this country. Imagine the mental anguish of keeping up with your pyramid scheme rank AND your spouse's military one.
Thank you for your service, SGT Diamond Wizard Boss Bitch Karen
Facts! One of the few people I stay in touch with after HS married a Navy dude and every single week she's posting a different MLM on FB. I've had to unfollow her because it's so depressing.
And charge they phone
Hot chips don't forget the hot chips
The free drinks she's thinking of are bought by the guy she's cheating with.
True heroes sacrifice and take a dick for their country. That's why she gets free food. By sucking his dick she's sucking America's dick and making sure we all stay free. Everyone knows training is everything that's why she has to practice with Jody while her hero is deployed.
The pain they have to go through getting deep-dicked by the lawn boy while their husband gets shot at
As a former military spouse, fuck people who think like this.
Former? Sorry for your loss
No, he left the forces. And we divorced. Hes still alive, to the regret of his current wife
Holy shit LMAO
Congratulations for your loss
Thanks! I lost 200 lbs of ugly fat.
What did he do so you bash him like this? 🤣🤣
We should swap stories! Exact situation as you.
They're awful once they get their talons in you
Those are the worst
I guess he was slacking quite a bit to be 200 lbs of fat..
Since we divorced he fell at work and ripped a tendon in his knee. Apparently the doctor told him this was due to his weight. (Per his cousin, who is really nice and the only person in the family we have any contact with).
THE QUEEN OF COMEBACKS, HE HAD NO CHANCE
Hello 911? I’d like to report a fucking body.
Lemme guess: Marine? Lolololololll
Chair Force! He was a load toad
shit, chair force, now that is an insult if I have ever heard one
Lazy Boy Heros is what the other branches call them. I do apologize to the airforce and airmen, they work really hard and that was rude. My ex was a lazy bastard tho
LMAAOO!! Chair Force is my favorite name for the Air Force. I had an instructor at my current job who was AF, and he even called them that. Bless. Sorry your ex was such a tool. Glad you saw the light and left.
As a marine I would like to know what you’re insinuating 👀
Uhhhh.. Semper Fi?
l lI ll L
Mam. I can't even think of something stupid to say other then
Jesus Christ what the fuck did he do ._.
Oh honey. I'd need a Stephen king sized novel to tell you. Suffice it to say he didnt bother leaving wife #1 before impregnating wife #2.
Well did you know you can make an exploding slug round with a lil magnesium
Once the kids age out of child support I may look into that
It's either 1/3inch or 2/3 pour in the center, let it settle. What you do after is only a Geneva suggestion. Also not on me lmao have fun
Oh I most certainly would not on record endorse violence.
NGL, you, specifically, deserve free drinks.
Guess I'll have to print this out and show it to people next time I'm in a bar. "Look, I was funny on reddit, buy me drinks!!"
My fucking god you are a legend, an icon and huge inspiration to us all
Youre very sweet
This made me spit out my drink. Savage
I'd like to report a murder
Not until hes done paying child support
You just had to clarify the question, but i'm glad you didn't
Oh shit. Dude got burned hard.
I was looking for this comment.
I was trying to remember the term, dependapotamus, and I was looking for someone to link this subreddit so I could remember
Even as a military companion, I don't think I should deserve free stuff. Of course, the man deserves prices on stuff he could use for his work, but the spouse/wife/companion? If giving your ass to your husband is what you call "service to your country", this is minimal service
dude was probably in reserves and never got shipped out
As a veteran, I don't feel like we deserve any special attention to be honest. I volunteered. I knew exactly what I was getting into.
I didn't do any of it to be glorified or receive special attention. The people who feel like society owes us something disgust me.
Is this real? It's just so freaking over the top I don't want to believe anyone would marry an entitled beast like this.
It’s real. When I was in the army, certain spouses of officers would demand we respect/salute them like their husbands. It was painful.
A good command would get those officers in a *world* of shit for their spouses doing that.
Unfortunately it is usually the command who have the worst dependa spouses.
While there are lots of military spouses with this attitude, I’m pretty sure this particular instance turned out to be fake.
I think so too. I'm trying to find it online.
Generally, people in the armed forces don’t even just get free meals/stuff. Businesses still need to make money. A 15% discount to thank someone for their service is a hell of a lot different than literally giving away food, especially to the spouse of said person.
That's what I was thinking. Like if there's a bar right next to a military base, is it meant to just be run into the ground giving everyone free drinks all day every day?
I’m a military child. I deserve everything free.
I absolutely hated working the gate when the super spouses would come in. Just because your husband is an officer doesn't mean you get saluted too, dependa.
Narrator: she thought wrong.
Hey! That’s my line!
Excuse me! I let some dude in camouflage cum inside me! Where's my goddamn latte???
aren't military spouses just people who are married to people that went to war
I mean this woman is ridiculous and all, but it's not that there's no truth to it. Being a military spouse IS difficult. You have to be willing to pick and move at the drop of a hat, or just as likely, go from having your spouse share half of parenting and house chores, to doing it all
yourself for a year when he gets deployed with less than a week's notice. Not to mention if you WANTED to have a career of your own you can be stationed at an active duty base in some podunk town with very limited options. Many military spouses can be entitled jerks, but that doesn't mean it isn't also very difficult for the ones that are doing their best, as well.
Still could’ve tipped though, can almost guarantee it wasn’t the servers fault
I never understood the whole military spouse thing. Like, all you're doing is fucking the person thats actually respectable
What makes you think they’re respectable ?
I'd say putting your life on the line for your country is pretty respectable. I don't have respect for higher ups who instigate conflicts or order bomb strikes on childrens hospitals
Depends on the person itself. I've met many soldiers through my family who mostly served in the army(I'm the black sheep of the family)
And in my opinion, after meeting many and having conversations. Some were just huge assholes. Sure, they fight for the country but I do not respect the kind of people they are. A few even just take advantage of their position as a soldier and feel entitled to benefits in public places. There's one who has abused his wife multiple times and now has moved on to another wife who he does the same shit with.
On the otherhand, I have met some really nice people, they joined the army, because they genuinely believed it was how they could serve their country they love and want to make an effort for it.
This roughly translates to "I let a guy cum in me before his deployment, now give me more privilege"
\*to & privilege
I am constantly blown away by the number of women who make their entire identity based on their husband's job.
And their pay check!
A great test for whether it fits: if you don’t see the subreddit name and the post makes you want to chuck your phone across a room, it’s a good post.
Writing this from my computer.
I’m a military spouse and this is gross. A lot of places extend military discounts to family (cuz when I’m at Lowe’s buying new shelves for the house it’s cuz we moved 3x in the last 4 years and the new house DOESN’T HAVE ANY LINEN CLOSETS) but seriously this is just terrible.
I just moved into a house without linen closets and oh my god
I really think aliens designed this house. It’s nice but wtf. The toilet paper holder is at about 170 degrees I’m a pretty flexible fit person and my back doesn’t comfortably bend that way. Where do I put my brooms and dirty crap? The fuck I’m supposed to do with the towels?!
I moved about a month and a half ago and I’ve just got a pile of random towels of all sorts in an upstairs room we haven’t furnished yet. My house is from the 40s so we only have three small bedroom closets and on the whole first floor, we don’t even have a pantry closet! The rooms are VERY big at least, so I’m in the process of shopping for a million pieces of various storage furniture.
I never understood this on north amercan culture, its not like if youre from the military capitalism stops working for you.
Not even free food, looks like two $12 drinks
Thank them for what exactly?
So, I’m assuming that the text isn’t real because it’s more likely a waiter took a pic of the receipt and uploaded to show how douchey a customer was.
Who cares if that bitch married him at 18 just to get paid if he dies meanwhile fucking every guy she meets
I'm a straight guy, but I'm gonna let a desperate soldier nut in me so that I can get everything for free.
It's not gay, I'm just being economically responsible.
I can confirm the ungayness here mans just gotta provide for his family
>we serve our asses way more than anyone
Only you serve your ass around with other people
As a server I can also attest to almost every customer who has asked for a military discount to be a shitty tipper. I've realized its my fault really for not asking them to place their penis in my mouth after they tell me. There's a really strange sense of entitlement I guess that comes along with them making the choice to enlist that I obviously had some say in. For the record I am grateful to our service men and women but they made that choice....(I'm obviously not talking about older vets here)
Medical staff is more important. Actually, ANY JOB is more important than... a military *spouse* ?
2 Chardonnay’s why am I not surprised
Identifying as a military spouse should be illegal.
Satire. This was originally posted in a dependapotamus hunters Facebook group.
Cringe poster and post
poster is a reposter
iirc this was a r/ChoosingBeggars post months ago?
Wasn't the story behind this one, was that it was faked just for some outrage?
Welcome to the world of the dependapotamus
I hear military wives serve their ass a lot
300 pound dependapotamous that spends her husbands check entirely on her.
Oh fuck no.
By their logic spouses of law enforcement and medical workers should get free stuff because their so is in danger everyday too.
All she’s doing different is fucking someone who gets paid to wear camo
And probably someone who’s not paid to wear camo when he’s not home
Must be in killeen.
guys my cousin's sister's uncle's nephew's daughter's grandma's great great grandson, Tanner, is a war veteran so I should get a veteran's discount 😃
This is fake snapchat text over a real photo fyi
This is like saying, "My dad's a nurse so respect me."
My dad is a nurse, but who cares?
First off, even if they are married, that woman did nothing.
Accurate_Body my hubby served Three and 1/2 tours in Vietnam as a Marine….. Silver Star, Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts 💜💜💜
Read my comment above…. I’m Not Entitled to anything and Neither is She!!!
Have her call my Hubby Staff Sargent W.E. Wilson♥️
No tip either. Wtf. That’s what makes me the most angry.
You will address her as her husbands rank and you will also not tell him when she is cheating.
Cheating doesn't count as service, ma'am
I get it. I also get abnormally upset when my stuff isn’t free.
Veteran here. This shit is more common than you think. A lot of “dependas” think they served lmao
This brings back some memories. I used to sell cars and have loads of entitles military and military spouses. By far the worse/funniest was a lady came in and wanted to buy a brand new mustang. The issue was her credit was a 456 with 2 repos, one of which was within the last year. She literally goes off on me about how I’m so disrespectful, her husband put his life on the line and I won’t sell her a car. We’re a bunch of scam artists. She should get whatever she wants because her husband is a soldier, blah blah. She eventually leaves shouting that she is going to get jag involved because we’re running a scam
Ah a dependapotomus
So does she just go everywhere and declare her military spouse status?
Just wait until she finds out the benefits after they are honorably discharged. Not much besides some healthcare.
It’s good they blacked out the tax. I’m sure nobody can calculate how much percent 1.68$ from 24$ are. I surely can but I won’t say it, just because I can.
Do any other countries offer discounts to military/their families? Always struck me as a weird thing to do
“What did you get from the military?”
“An ex-wife and a fear of fireworks”
Fuck this shit. I hate people like this. Yes, being a military spouse is hard, but you fucking got a damn choice, unlike us military kids. This goes for spouses law enforcement personal and firefighters as well.
You got to make a sound decision to marry your spouse and have kids with them knowing damn well what it entails. Yeah, my mother was basically a single parent raise her own kids, plus god children while running a home daycare without asking for handouts. Shit, like this is an insult to military spouses like my mother.
In case you can't case, I was (parent medical retired) a military child. Moving from place to place, multiple new schools, not being able to make lasting friendships was a lousy way to grow up, and add in all the other issues I had growing, life was no fucking picnic. And I don't go around expecting free shit. I work and pay for all my wants and needs, like adults are supposed to.
This sounds like satire to me.
God damn it! My brother is a firefighter and watched 9/11 on TV! I’m at least entitled to a free street pretzel or hotdog.
What’s worse would be having a divorce from this person....imagine the entitlement
I always thought military people and their families would be mature.
Bad enough that she believes businesses should give her free food, but
THEY BOUGHT TWO EXPENSIVE GLASSES OF WINE.
I don't want free wine, I expect expensive free wine.
Pretty sure that isn’t real lol
If she went to boot camp, she wouldn't even last a week with the drill instructors/ sergeant
where did she given got this idea???
Is this for real? What the hell?
this crap is like old people assuming they can get free stuff for nothing, like bitch you wanna free shovel to dig up your grave?!
Not even free food. Free alcohol. Wow. I guarantee she cheats on her military husband too.