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CricketMatchBot

**15.6** Marnus Labuschagne c Guptill b Rogers 23 (21b 2x4 0x6 ) SR: 109.52


CricketMatchBot

**15.3** length ball outside leg stump follows Khawaja backing away, flicks this off his thigh and it sails straight down the throat of deep fine leg, one of the only two boundary riders in the Power Surge. He charges in 10 yards off the rope and takes a superb sliding catch. Usman Khawaja c Moody b Rogers 59 (47b 8x4 1x6 ) SR: 125.53


CricketMatchBot

**8.5** missed chance a ball before only costs six runs. Length ball on the stumps, heaves this a mile high but doesn't get the distance and Wells takes a safe head height catch two yards in from the rope. Josh Brown c Wells b Moody 39 (27b 1x4 4x6 ) SR: 144.44


Which-Toe-2946

Bout time Brownie.


Which-Toe-2946

Put a Queenslander in the commentary box.


Which-Toe-2946

These fukn commentators, get over it, your teams losing,


Which-Toe-2946

Suck them sweet eggs Hodgey :?


apunforallseasons

FFS Howie, that wasn't his first knock, stop making shit up!


CricketMatchBot

**19.2** slower length ball on fifth stump, goes to slog this over the leg side and skies a top edge into vacant midwicket in the ring. Neser runs across to his right after backtracking from his follow through and takes a very good catch over the shoulder. Will Sutherland c & b Neser 7 (10b 0x4 0x6 ) SR: 70


CricketMatchBot

**15.3** back of the hand slower length ball slapped to extra cover on the ring. Khawaja dives forward and plucks this low at shin height. Sharp take. Matt Critchley c Khawaja b Bartlett 23 (18b 1x4 2x6 ) SR: 127.77


CricketMatchBot

**11.2** follows Finch backing away from leg stump with a good length ball, Finch is cramped for room trying to go inside out over mid-off and miscues this to the man on the ring and picks out Khawaja easily at head height. Aaron Finch c Khawaja b Neser 10 (12b 2x4 0x6 ) SR: 83.33


Otherwise_Window

Man you'd really want to have got SMarsh out before you had to pull in the spinners to crunch some overs. Pity they didn't have a shot at that


Drinksarlot

BBL everything


Rokos_Bicycle

> Bye! \- Steve


Grumpy_Roaster

Why bowl this cunt


apunforallseasons

Exactly. Reckon he can hit it as good as he bowls it?


goooordonbombay

Emergency thread father of Smith


DeadGoddo

F*ck your zodiac sign, which is your favourite The Knockout™, BBL12 Melbourne Renegades v Brisbane Heat Match Thread - Emergency - All the classics


Otherwise_Window

I can't find another one even though this one was removed O.o


sthrnfrdfrk

Why would anyone be watching the AO Final when the Brisbane Heat v Melbourne Renegades blockbuster is happening down the road?!


Rogue_Jellybean

What a fucking over


st6374

Howie with a cheap shot.


PMmeYAtits

Guy next to me has brought binoculars to the game. Can only assume he is using that to get a great view of ussies thick booty


sthrnfrdfrk

Handy dots.


imapassenger1

Maiden Power Surge over coming up.


sthrnfrdfrk

Normally I would be way too stubborn about this sort of thing but are we all okay to just all shift to the other thread since it has double the amount of comments to here?


imapassenger1

I went over but came back. They're both a bit shite actually.


Uncle-Badtouch

You don't wanna know what they're saying about you guys in the other match thread...


[deleted]

Emergency thread is my real dad


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Harper should have been a jockey


sthrnfrdfrk

Emergency thread fucks


goooordonbombay

Copy paste other people's comments in both threads for triple karma


King1003

Is Howies challenge tonight to not say Shaun


imapassenger1

Ussie has to have a chance of a future commentator gig surely? To get away from the aging white male dominance. Plus he'd be better than a lot of them.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

I made what I thought was quite a good comment about a week ago about how nerds go to coaching and julios go to commentary. I think Uss is a Julio?


Uncle-Badtouch

Was with you until you mentioned race bro


imapassenger1

I wasn't thinking it was important at all but I am sure the powers that be do.


xxrmah

Doesn't seem like something he'd really want to do. Seems to be much more into direct forms of support and outreach.


JumbuckJoel

Is Howie too close to the mic? Those F’s are a mess.


DeadGoddo

Need a quick 150 from ya Marshy


sthrnfrdfrk

Copy paste other people's comments in both threads for triple karma


st6374

Oh boy.. It's gonna be one of those kind of surge it seems.


Riv_Falh

Pierson probably had a few tendies in his pocket to distract Finchy


bannermania

That’d put me off. I love a tendie.


sthrnfrdfrk

He left a trail of potato and gravy on the wicket


PMmeYAtits

Posting the same comment in both threads for double karma


insertbaconemoji

Power Surge wicket


imapassenger1

Gades don't seem to know you only take the SURGE when Daniel Sams is bowling.


goooordonbombay

Why would anyone be watching the AO Final when the Brisbane Heat v Melbourne Renegades blockbuster is happening down the road?!


bannermania

There will be plenty of water cooler talk about Neser getting some decent swing out of a slow Marvel Stadium wicket. That Novak fella is boring.


PMmeYAtits

There's 1 beach ball in the entire crowd. Fucking disappointing Melbourne crowds. Be better. Gone are the days where you'd find blow up sex dolls being thrown around Bay 13 at the original state big bash games


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Reminds me of how my last day of school some guys hoisted up a blow up doll right near the drop off area


PMmeYAtits

And some cunt just batted it on the ground.


imapassenger1

Hate that guy. He's at every game.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Normally I would be way too stubborn about this sort of thing but are we all okay to just all shift to the other thread since it has double the amount of comments to here?


imapassenger1

I still can't get over how last night Dan Christian, with the commentators in his ear, felt the need to take a suicidal single to get them off his back.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

I understand it from a broad psychological and less cricket related angle


National_Gear_5756

Jimmy peirson keeping highlights- the thing I never knew I needed


sthrnfrdfrk

Pierson is chronically underrated


LBooze

Toyota CEO getting a little restless


FloppersAndFlippers

Jimmy Peirson doing legendary shit as usual


insertbaconemoji

Ussie the Worldwide People’s Champ


sthrnfrdfrk

Harper could have been a jockey


Rokos_Bicycle

Harper should have been a jockey


sthrnfrdfrk

He could probably hit a horse harder than a ball tbf


ajspacey

Jimmy up to the stumps seems to be really messing up finches mojo


Riv_Falh

Pretty impressive tbh


LBooze

Gotta love Pierson. One of the all time wicketkeepers


st6374

I was angry at Sammie for playing that stupid shot, and getting out for the billionth time getting caught by fine leg. But just look at that dude. You just can't stay mad at him.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Why's it Predict Viz now?!


FloppersAndFlippers

Which of these two teams is going to get the honour of losing to the Sixers?


TheReturnofTheJesse

A second match thread? What is this madness???


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

If someone told me Harper was in Year 12 I would believe them


st6374

The Gades batting lineup is held by 40yr old with a wet paper towel as his hamstring, and a former captain who had been going through some horror form.


Malaxage918

Imagine if that BazBall guy caught this Smarsh guy before. That would've been nice


apunforallseasons

Ohhhh so NOW we have a match thread.


frankestofshadows

Anyone want to offer to hang my laundry please? I'm busy watching the cricket.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Weirdly I really enjoy taking laundry off the line. So sorry no.


frankestofshadows

I'll call you in 3 days when I'm lazy to do that


insertbaconemoji

Wicked wings in the pocket > toasties in the pocket


tdlan

Jimmy literally invented taking catches off Neser up to the stumps but Carey is getting credit because he did it in a test match smh


Malaxage918

They hate us cause they ain't us


Rokos_Bicycle

Does Reddit have a way to merge threads? And if not... Seriously after all this time why the fuck not?


st6374

Lol.. They can barely create a match thread on time with a functioning scorecard. The universe will collapse into itslef if they figure out a way to merge two threads.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

Reddit is an absolute shit show of a website don't get me started haha


imapassenger1

I'm waiting for "that's a massive six!!!...and that's caught!" with some BBL camera work.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

What's the chance we could organise one thread to be for Fox commentary and the other for ch7?


flhx107

Kinda enjoying hearing how crap Fox is while I’m watching povo free to air


Seright22

I enjoy my listening to the 7 commentary but still get to see shitposting about Howie, Howie’s wife, and Howie’s wife boyfriend


woodpecker91

Bartlett doing a job so far.


goooordonbombay

Not knowing which thread to post in is giving me anxiety.


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

I know right?!


SurfKing69

David Sakker is one of the biggest fuckwits I've met


Lord_Nothing

Not a surprise tbh


Drinksarlot

I’m putting my five cents on this thread having more posts by the end


cyansky29

Harper makes his first score between 9 and 50 since his first game of the season


Seright22

impressively dumb shot


welcome-in_jaaAAMmm

I'm morally torn, on one hand I respect the initiative of making a thread oneself in that situation but on the other hand like three of the four people I've got tagged for their quality comments are here


st6374

Sam Harper & getting out caught at fucking fine leg. Name a better duo.


Braddd771

Sam Harper must be one of the dumbest players going around


myphantomlimb

I wonder if Howie even played cricket, that shot was not timed or hit well


ajspacey

Harper just got given a one way ticket to Brown Town


MarcusH26051

Is that Josh Brown Town where you play a couple of good knocks and then get sussed?


imapassenger1

BBL batting


SurfKing69

Everyone in the emergency thread was saying you guys are cats


aditrs

I should be so lucky


JustSomeAdvice2

How to say a small cat


SurfKing69

котенок


st6374

Ummm.. That's a great compliment??


DistortedOctane

Having 2 match threads is just practice for when the BGT starts and we have to shitpost in r/CricketAus to avoid seeing 100 Kohli comments per minute


apunforallseasons

Having two match threads is just aligning to Cricket Australia's cluster fuck of the media rights splitting the commentary and therefore the match discourse. Worst tragedy in cricket


MarcusH26051

Can't wait for Scotty Boland to clear up Kohli for a duck.


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Seright22

can’t have shitposting lead to negative karma


DistortedOctane

You miss most of the good stuff we post because it's drowned out in the r/cricket threads


Seright22

Best match threads 1. The emergency thread 2. All the classics


SurfKing69

They talk like Marsh gets rolled out to bat in a wheel chair


insertbaconemoji

If you post the same comments in both threads you get double the karma


Bond_Shane_Bond

I see what you did there


insertbaconemoji

Can’t miss an opportunity


potatoswagman

Bowl Marnus you cowards


imapassenger1

Current crop of commentators is 90s-00s players. In ten years will they be from the 10s-20s? Finchy but who else?


woodpecker91

Maxwell I bloody hope, best on comms by far of any current guys.


winadil

would say Dan Christen but he probably playing for the renegades at that point


potatoswagman

Warner seems almost certain


xxrmah

Will be the Slats of his generation


SurfKing69

Slats did better than Clarke, even tho pup had the pedigree of being captain. Clarke got passed over by both Fox and Seven for a TV job, now the BCCI have dropped him too


MarcusH26051

We talking Aussies or all around the world? Because obviously Jimmy Anderson already has his podcast and Broad and Morgan have already done Comms stuff.


imapassenger1

I was thinking BBL...


MarcusH26051

Khawaja maybe? Obviously Maxwell has proven to be good already.


3163560

Maxwell is very good on comms


st6374

Dang.. Marsh had a smooth hairstyle.


japanpole

Bartlett… More like Fartlett 🙄


ajspacey

Give marnus a trundle


SuperMarioBruz

This is all Bazely’s fault


MarcusH26051

Are we back on this thread or still using the emergency thread.


Rokos_Bicycle

All the cool kids are doing emergency thread


Bond_Shane_Bond

I can't find this one under new, if others also can't its not going to get much attention


3163560

If you turned the commentary and music between balls off this game could be ASMR. The sound of the ball on bat echoing around the stadium is soothing as fuck


imapassenger1

Is this the right thread? Score isn't updating.


icedbacon

Cricinfo seems to be having some issues this evening, which was why this match thread was created late. Could be the reason for the score not always updating as well.


imapassenger1

Oh it has now.


Rokos_Bicycle

It's still not the right thread!


potatoswagman

Why couldn't Marsh have just been a gun white ball player for his entire career instead of annoyingly filling up a test squad spot for a decade?


zayd_jawad2006

Why couldn't both Marshes do that??


myphantomlimb

should’ve played more ODIs but his body hasn’t held up over the years


japanpole

Seriously question, do you think SOS is only playing good because he knows the final is being played in Perth and he likes a free trip home?


insertbaconemoji

Can’t do a hammy if you don’t have to run


frankestofshadows

I miss when we were decent


Veefy

Most of the league is indecent nowadays.


Organizedkool

Shot Marshy


japanpole

Oh wait, there’s 2 threads and all my top shelf material was left in there. Now all I’m left with are *all the classics*


keithdoggg

Have you considered taking your medicine?


Jessica360

Fuckin hell the ball sounds mint off the bat tonight


flhx107

Not enough people in the crowd unfortunately


trtryt

both threads dead now that the posters are split


imapassenger1

Two threads walk in. Only one leaves.


Bwertt

onya Bazley


SnooRobots6923

Do people ever show up for bbl outside of scorchers and sixers? This is a semi-final, where I doubt even 20K people have shown up. The upper tier is completely empty.


Asshunter13

Upper tier is closed


SnooRobots6923

Any reason why? Or they just are not able to sell that many tickets?


FrightenedOrganism

They know they aren't going to get enough to fill it, so if they keep everyone to the lower levels, it's easier to manage.


SnooRobots6923

Isn't that exactly the point I made in my OG comment? They cannot hope to get 30K+ crowd even for a semi-final.


FrightenedOrganism

Yes, I'm agreeing with you


the-ahh-guy

too little to late


potatoswagman

I'm conflicted on which thread to use


imapassenger1

The reason to stay on the new thread is that I assume it will sort by new.


wally2g

http://reddit-stream.com/comments/10o2pd5/


CricketMatchBot

**1.4** fullish length swinging away on fifth stump, pushes this uppishly toward Renshaw at short extra cover, who dives to his left and snatches this sharply at knee height. Martin Guptill c Renshaw b Bartlett 1 (2b 0x4 0x6 ) SR: 50


shocking_red_4

Bad bot.


Jumpjivenjelly

nah fuck this thread


portugese_banana

Brad Haddin says “they need to take their medicine” every match before a batsmen hits a boundary


Sup3rCheese

Ball sounds so good at marvel.


icedbacon

_"Look at me. Look at me... I am the match thread now."_


xxrmah

Nerds can stay in here, Julio's like me have our own thread.


sthrnfrdfrk

The boys are back (the boys are back)


Rokos_Bicycle

IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU, BOT


poorafricanboy

we back


Mundric

We back boys


iAmCyberwaste

Nice of you to show. Hullo.