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ConflictGrand4078

Oh they noticed they just don’t care


NachoMan_SandyCabage

One guy gave a halfhearted clap


TripleNutSupreme

The 2 girls walking towards him, froze bc they thought he was going to hurt himself but once they realized it was intentional they resumed


OneSufficientFace

I'm glad someone said it


tbhlu

Someone clapped so I mean that’s something lol


CollarOrdinary4284

Green definitely suits you.


Mass-Driver

Came here just for this comment


WiccaHaze

Bs I would’ve celebrated


lyrixnchill

How I wish I could relive those young years of invincibility and super human powers.


SteelAndBacon

Sprained ankle? I'll just sleep it off. Those were the years.


fung888

Right ankle?


HowDastardly

Always the right ankle.


bigfootdeerfucker

Both


pac_omer

Ironically, my super power as a teen was imbecility


michaelfrom_vsaus

As if you could’ve done this


thefireemojiking

Dude could be fucking Superman for all you know. But I do know you definitely could never.


michaelfrom_vsaus

You’re right, I can’t. And neither can the vast vast majority of people. But Im still in better shape than you nearly guaranteed


thefireemojiking

michaelfrom_vsaus, you are what the French call “les incompétents”.


Illustrious-Ad-4596

I thought they called people like him "cunts" , did they not


RoseApoth1

Anyone can be a selfish asshole, not too difficult.


lewdyduty-420

"Anyone can be a selfish asshole, not too difficult."🤓🤓👺


Galadeus

Someone clapped at least.


nilogram

This comment is good cause it negates their caption- ty


Penis_Mcgilicutty

Well, that turned out way better than I expected.


Ordinary-Ad-2312

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TeamRandom27

I hate it when people endanger others with their stupid ideas in public, but I have to agree that was hella smooth


patek-addict

Dude he literally made sure he had like 100 sq ft of open room to land. Literally overtaking someone on the highway would be more of a danger to others than this stunt right here


LYGERless

But there are people walking in that 100 Sq ft. Sounds like you're one of those blokes who doesn't give a shit about others, only yourself.


oorm

Sounds like you like to JUMP to conclusions


patek-addict

Look at the frame when he hits the ground. That’s at least a 100 sq ft radius around him with no one walking. He clearly waited until it was clear and safe lmao. No one got hurt and no one got close to getting hurt, relax Lmao I don’t know if I got downvoted for using “radius” wrong but literally replace it with “area” and my comment is 100% factual y’all just mad


jochinhs

I mean. They mad cause you were wrong. The difference between 100ft radius and 100ft area is 3900ft area. It’s not a small difference yeah? That being said, yeah, this stunt was coordinated and planned. It wasn’t haphazard. He had his friend filming/indicating to him when it was safe to go. However, it’s still an unnecessary risk as all stunts are and the irresponsible part isn’t just whether or not he hits someone, but also someone having to tend to him should he injure himself. The argument “no harm no foul” is socially irresponsible. And likely is the other reason you got downvoted. He pulled this off smooth as a baby’s butt as you’ve observed. But there are very stupid people who would see this on social media and think “I can do that” and end up hurting themselves. Hence, it’s socially irresponsible.


patek-addict

I originally had another comment posted immediately after that one stating I realized I used radius wrong but was too lazy to edit it. That got even more downvotes that that comment lol. And okay so all dangerous stunts are socially irresponsible? Does that include when Tom Cruise clung to the outside of a plane to produce a film that entertained millions of people?


McChicken8675309

Ong


Skittery_Aztec

Annyong!


throwmeaway4400000

I'm going back to army, mother


TheLilithBlack

What are you even talking about? No he didn’t, there were people walking and his roll almost hit someone. If you’re going to defend an idiot don’t be just as big of an idiot.


ZeePirate

There is a third person filming down below that gave him a signal. Never seen a spotter for a skateboarder or something?


TheLilithBlack

Then reply to the actual comment calling the thing dangerous, not mine dipshit


ZeePirate

Well you don’t seem to understand why this isn’t a big deal and seem to agree it’s dangerous to people. When it wasn’t


LYGERless

This is indeed dangerous to people. Idiot teens continue to be idiot teens. Both in videos and video comments.


The-albatroz

Jesus


patek-addict

Let’s be honest, the only way anyone could’ve been harmed from this was if he landed directly on them. If he rolled into someone’s calf that would’ve been equally as serious as just bumping shoulders with someone. All momentum has already been absorbed by the landing at that point. Also if this guy is who I think it is (JB Ninjaboy) he’s not gonna accidentally bump into someone lol, that man has supreme control over his body. If this is him he could have easily done a double front flip over that railing and still probably not hit anyone, but he decided to go for the single just to be safe This is just a classic case of bored ass redditors trying to nitpick the slightest problem with something that’s otherwise cool


TheLilithBlack

I was not making any sort of comment on people being hurt but like I said, he can’t account for people walking around when he can’t see them and having a spotter on the ground doesn’t change that as humans do whatever the fuck they want and some dumb kid with a camera doesn’t change that. Nobody cares about the idiot, nobody is nitpicking EXCEPT YOU. You’re the one who decided to make a baseless claim and the get mad when it’s pointed out that your claim was incorrect. On top of everything else, it’s not that cool. Fuck off.


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DancesWithBadgers

I'll concede that he was out of direct sight for 5 seconds or so; it also looked like he had a spotter down there (the guy with the phone/camera). Might not have been quite as irresponsible as it looked.


juggle

Actually, it's at least 400 sq ft. 100 sf is only a 10 foot by 10 foot area. There was 10 feet all around him, creating 4 squares of 10x10 = 400.


Lucky-Ice-2363

Or if we really wanna get sciencey each tile there is about 24 inch


ImInevitableyall

And he still managed to come within a couple feet of taking some lady's legs out.


Alouwisssss

'endanger' are you that fragile, there was literally nobody where he landed


Cow-cud-is-a-twin

I just don’t think anyone cared.


Haven_Ash

Dem hoez STILL ain't interested


T_in_Lousiana

Noticed shook head and mumbled dumb ass. Kept walking.


Dry_Comfortable_1706

Yall need a hobby or something.


TR-KnightForEyes

Nah he was no stair enjoyer


festiekid11

Is this at town center mall?


ohthatoneguyright

No, south ridge mall


Forsaken710

Lol I thought this was south ridge


DrDiarrheaBrown

It's actually Galleria in Buffalo, NY.


shellofbiomatter

Not crazy. He landed properly and didn't hit or break anything.


Own_Telephone_166

this was pretty crazy to me.. even if he didn’t break anythinf


shammmgodd

people on reddit hate everything


Patchyug

Do people need to be maimed in order for a video to be crazy?


shellofbiomatter

Not really, but if everything works out very well it's more like impressive rather than crazy.


EatTheAndrewPencil

This sub has a flair option for crazy skills which this would fall under.


Patchyug

I don't see why failure is a necessary qualifier for a video to be crazy


shellofbiomatter

Good point. I have no answer. I've probably seen too many things gone wrong.


Patchyug

Eh I'll give you this: most top posts involve shit getting fucked up anyway


DamienReed

Yep, if I would to land without doing his way I would definitely snap my own legs


MF_ICED_COOLY

How else we supposed to react when we’re just going about our business and some dude not even buying anything does a flippin sweet trick off the stairs? Meh it was cool for 2 seconds. Not that impressed.


Hudberg

Good way to get some broken legs


jochinhs

This gave me some l4d2 nolstagia. The stairs, the mall, and the lets jump off halfway to avoid the zombies.


ShubaGaming

L crowd


Uranusinjurpooder

How did his legs not snap


ohno-95

shit was smooth tho i have to give it to him


bigchiefmeetsbigdog

One slight move from snapping your neck


IndirectBarracuda

The group of 3 ladies definitely noticed it, which is why one clapped.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

"No one noticed" Except the 8 people in the video staring at him as he jumped


YUNGXMUTT_

“Everyone noticed no one gave a fuck.”


NotNiceMan24

No, it’s just that nobody cares about this twat waffle.


notacop_for_real

Ok. That was fucking impressive.


ohthatoneguyright

Mf at south ridge mall 😂, shout out Milwaukee shout out Kia boys


UnlimitedButts

Stupid af but impressive


Objective-Match-2085

stupid? why?


DimensionalCritic

You must be new here


Ember_tetra

Honestly, too dangerous buy can't lie that it's smooth


DripTrip747

Don't tell me how to live my life!! I'm gonna try this right now.


justanotherkakyion

Good luck mate, tell me how it goes


DripTrip747

Oh I'll be sure to post a video! Broken legs and all! If anything, I'll call it a learning experience.


justanotherkakyion

All about the landing, take notes from the vid, and don't die


Objective-Match-2085

Learning the proper rolling technique will take at least a year, he then has not learnt how to transition the momentum of the jump.into the technique. Properly learning this will take anything between 1-3 years of hard work... I hope he is insured.


Safe-Membership8519

Thats why i like free running, you can do it everywhere


Th3L3ftNut

I was waiting for an ankle/leg break... Wasn't expecting ninja roll


[deleted]

At least he survived and didn’t get hurt somehow 😅


Medium-Aside4636

I was hoping he fell and broke every bone in his body


distinctive_tree

Bro. People hating on this guy but that was hella smooth. Like guys take a chill pill, no one died and the only person affected is the one actually jumping


_Agent_Galahad_

That guy fucks


justanotherkakyion

Unlike you


_Agent_Galahad_

Says the person with hentia all over their profile. Sit your ass down.


justanotherkakyion

Ight, you got me, take ya upvote


_Agent_Galahad_

You sure gave that up easily. You must take after your mom.


justanotherkakyion

Ight bro, I'm only trying to joke, you ain't gotta be a bitch bout it


_Agent_Galahad_

Don't cry bro


ohno-95

joke */dʒəʊk/* a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.


snakeyfish

All npcs


Awkward_Date_8636

Stupid idea by a crazy dude but holy fuck that was smooth E: Just realized that my sentence made a poem lol


bhops24

...actually a decent amount of people saw that.


DiilaiofNokan

Someone should try this


Lomalizer

People be like : So..... it's one of those days again...


eletricsocks

No way he could see if people were walking in his path


Objective-Match-2085

They usually have spotters and train in groups often.


Shoddy-Anteater3510

This looks like southridge mall in milwaukee


DeMagnet76

Is that the UTC mall?


VetterCC

Desmond Myles? Is that you?


rman-exe

I miss the days when the mall had people in it.


Camel-Solid

Impressive af.


thewillsta

I'm gonna try this at home


dontmakemehorny

they would notice if he broke his neck


pestosbetter

Should we donate? Money gives a fuck. Just like the news channels


emmilina

I’m glad he didn’t hurt himself, but holy fuck that was dumb.


GreenTeaRex007

“No one noticed a thing.” Lady claps at the end…


Important-Owl1661

They heard the tiktok voice and turned on ignore


[deleted]

Kinda makes you think all those action movies are real, if two guys are chasing each other through a mall but don't bother anything, no one cares.


Beba2022

Awesome!! Lol


GinRummage

Because we’re tired of it.


rajboy3

OK that was really impressive.


Lucky-Ice-2363

Impressive af


Boba_Hutt

That little clap at the end lol


Objective-Match-2085

Pretty nice, only detail i can see that needs improvement is his angle after the flip. He lands sideways to his roll direction, but i get that controlling flips is really tough. So 8/10.


NoParachuteSpamB

This is hero DW on yt, good job stealing his content loser


Sacramento88

Or no one didn’t give a crap.


pay-this-fool

Success is boring. Anyone can succeed. Show me someone ready to fail fantastically. Now I’m interested


Stay_clam

People are immune to tiktok bullshit.


ArticleMother

10 years from now, you'll notice it alright... in your stuffed back and knees


TheDJ955

Even though it was stupid and done in a place you really shouldn’t do that sort of stuff, it was still impressive that he landed it, I’ve gotta say


JasonWalton1918

One person clapped, though…


TheWeebDeity

r/whywomenlivelonger


Tdx120

This is Southridge Mall in Milwaukee,Wisconsin during Christmas time wtf


Gomma

r/mallninjashit


[deleted]

WOW, pretty cool!!!


BomBob391

STATUS: MAXED STEALTH MAXED SPEED MAXED JUMP BOOST MAXED HP


nickiscool06

What mall is this?


Antares2004

Yeah because ain’t no way they givin a fuck 🤡


No-Hunt4013

Is that Sherman oaks mall


Bubba-ORiley

This video is fucking crazy


indlrosa

That seems very similar to one of the malls in San Jose,CA


SardaukarChant

I'm actually more amazed that there is a mall with actual people in it.


GreenEyedFreak714

He’ll notice it in 20 years.


SimzGiant

Knees are gaune


Blyatt-Man

The older I get, the more I start to realize that stunts that have 2 options, either make it or break your shit, aren’t worth it.


Ivan-relax

Nice


sargentbumblebee

r/imthemaincharacter


spacencatsnshit

Honestly, that was sick


Northeast47

No one cares


heygreenlemon

This mall looks familiar


Ky5Lkk

A lady did a lil clap for him


uzublecker

Me at Vice City Mall, 2002, fuck the stairs


PurgingCloud

"Must have been the wind"


re2dit

His knees noticed


Resident-Afternoon83

Assassin's Creed moment


wellPlayed_dMin

smooth af


Anonymous94501

That was like assassin's Creed level smooth


Administrative_War69

How to break both your fibula and tibia in 2 easy steps


GSAT2daMoon

Nice …Now try with roller blades 🤙🏽


Yeshxaa

Nobody cares or cared


augbar38

Damn that was ballsy


BoredGameSensai

No one gives a shit is more like it.


subwaysurfer1116

Super agility confirmed.


waqasvic

That's ishowspeed no?


Impossible-Change-48

Nah. People don’t care about your dumbass shit.


AonArts

Can…can I try it at home?


atlfalcons0219

that’s herodw


God-O-Death

Dropping into the holidays like


axelrexdominics

Jump and have fun long as you ain’t hurting anybody or preventing anyone else from going about their day


SamsoniteAG1

Pretty amazing 👏


mesoCETZA

Only clap he got was his cheek hitting the floor.


Free_Asparagus_575

Stupid smh


Significant-Fix7399

Smooth af.


qualmton

r/mallninjashit


amkap12

He's knees noticed.


larzast

Thought I was on r/criticalblunder for a second