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Now imagine what 10 cats can do to a human
Now imagine someone actually defends themselves against a horse cat.
I wouldnt fuck with a horse cat
A fucking cat the size of a horse is a saber tooth tiger
It’s called a normal tiger and they take down elephants.
You keep your horse cat in a house? You're weird man, weird...
Best not to, I've learned.
No need to imagine my one cat could take me easy
I can see you're *oppressed*
Now imagine what one human could do to ten cats
I don't have to imagine since I can just visit my aunt
Man straight up treated this like a boxing match lmao
Damn they have takedowns in boxing now?
Nah, that cat is totally with it, I’ve never seen one that persistent but it straight up wants that dog dead. Rabies would be way sloppier.
That dog was like, "Shit dude! I would have rather taken my chances with the cat."
This comment made my day 😂
Man I will fucking chuck a cat if it attacks me bro
their claws/nails are insane.. if they dig in, its really hard to chuck a cat
Imma grab it by its tail and squeeze twist and pull I'll probably have hella claw marks but that cat ain't gonna have a spine
Bro this has happened to me you won't do shit all I could do was panic and grab him and throw him far away then run... It literally happens to fast it's like a floating cloud of pain, it's fucking horrible.
Truth. My ex girlfriend ended up in the hospital bc of her cat. It got out one night and it was in a different mode bc it had never been outside before and it was just a totally different cat. When we found her in the bushes my gf went to get her and all hell broke loose. It clawed, raked and shredded the entire left side of her body including her left glute bc she wouldn’t let go wanting to bring it in. Blood and ripped skin everywhere. I took her to the hospital and four hours later we finally came home and the cat was back inside (got out through a ripped screen in the patio) and was as loving and docile as she always was before. Yeah, don’t fuck with cats.
That's a classic, they escape and suddenly they're a wild animal, I tell my mom not to try and catch the cat and let it come back when it's hungry.
The thing about cats is they have a really weird recognition system, they don't really use their eyes much sometimes wearing different shoes scares them just from the different footstep sound.
I’ll never forget how her eyes were like black saucers. I told my ex, “I don’t think this is a good idea, let her come back when she’s ready” but she refused and went in the bushes to pick her up and the cat just freaked. Lesson learned I guess.
Imma just gloss over the first half facts I was just playing cats are fast ASF
i hope i dont have to do deal with this situation even, but remember plans change when you feel that pain... but cats are built different. im with you though, and i love cats and dogs... but when it omes down to it... cant even say how nsfw i would go
Oh yeah the plans funna be gone but imma still fight
remember its eyes, dick, butt hole
Okay I got the eyes but you need to calm down on the rest I'll do that when it becomes life or death
i think butt hole may be the first best option
Bro.. imma just go
Not if it's moving like that you won't.
I won't be walking a dog so that's one free hand
It's 12 pounds. Just lay down on it. They aren't weightlifters.
Mf just gonna suffocate the cat 😂
[cats are surprisingly good boxers ](https://youtu.be/sw-oQlitqCY)
my cat every time I'm on my period
Idk if my man was trying to save his dog or use it as a chain mace but boi was flying
kills dog trying to save dog
Act of panic
for sure it was just a bit silly to watch
Damn! poor little cavalier! Possibly the nicest dogs on the planet
Saved the pet by ***choking and spinning it***. Ass was left **unguarded**
Damn what on earth is that cats problem
Probably has kittens nearby and saw the dog as a threat
Agreed, probably this. My irresponsible uncle is allowing his barn cats to multiply and I had a friend that wanted a grey kitten, so I agreed to go into the barn and kidnap one. My uncle said there was one in the litter living in the loft, so up I went.
The mother cat was very small and nice enough, and I like cats. But HOLY SHIT. When I finally grabbed that specific kitten it yowled and in an instant I was living this video.
While the kitten was tearing the fuck out of my hands, the mother was legit trying to kill me ala death by 1000 cuts. She'd rip up one leg to get higher up my body to bite me. I'd dislodge her and she'd be back in an instant. Escape was slow since I was tripping over decades of random junk while trying not to fall through the bad spots in the floor.
Somehow I made it out with the kitten but I needed a towel for all of the blood. It grew into a good companion for my friend so it was worth it, but the protective instincts of mother cats are serious shit.
Idk but taking a kitten away from his mother while she's nearby sounds like a terrible idea
How was your friendship with the cat after this incident? Was she angry with you afterwards?
I'm curious about that myself. It was last year and due to various circumstances I haven't been around the cat or kitten since.
Oh yeah? And if I told you that the kittens that were left there are dead from predators, does that change how "fucked up" I am? And no, they were more than old enough to be separated. Reactive dumbass.
Reddit experts already solved the case in this thread. It was, without any shred of doubt (albeit many shreds of clothes and skin) rabies. Case closed.
he straight up strangled the dog lmao. poor dog was being hanged for at least five seconds.
This pussy want to get in his pants.
Almost did. His whole ass was hangin out.
oh good, i thought it was just me.
In Soviet Russia...
Pussy comes to you
Where's kurt zouma
I like how he starts by bodyblocking his dog, but then after the cat goes up his back, he switches to using the dog as a shield. lol
that shit hurts, yo
No he's still trying to protect his dog. He just didn't want to keep swinging him around by his neck.
Should’ve kicked that fucking cat to the moon
That’s one aggressive crack
I’m coming to get y’all
Bro if someone told me this happened to them I would think they’re exaggerating so hard
Needs to throw elbows
Man nearly hanged his dawg lmao
This is how dog owners end up seriously injuring their small dogs.
I get the reaction is without thinking but people need to stop using collars for walking small dogs. Use a body harness for crying out loud.
Naw, that cat would have consumed you both.
The guy just whips the dog around by the collar ☠️
Id have chucked that cat like a football.
Punt that thing like a football
Beware of the dog, but the cats are shady as fuck
I d kick her to the moon
Actually had a nightmare where a cat attacked me this way, climbing up my body lol
One second my guy was just strolling with his doggo, next second his ass is out, he’s strangling his own dog, and a vicious murder ball is climbing all over him with knives out
Cats are assholes. Even cat owners will agree with this.
That’s a Bad Mo’Fo cat ! Anger issues much?
That is one worthless dog.
And a worthless prick of a cat
It's like the killer rabbit from Monty Python Holy Grail.
I want my 2 dollars!
Everybody want the pussy but nobody ask how is the pussy lol
ik this was terrifying for him and the dog but something about it is so damn funny
Cat chose violence.
I adore cats. And even if that cat came after me I would still love cats but this video and this thread has me dying laughing over here. I am on the night shift taking care of developmentally disabled adults. Three guys all sleeping soundly and my loud ass laugh breaking the silence.
Now if a dog attacks you it pretty much gets put down, what happens with overly aggressive cats? You get clawed or bitten by one you're meant to go and get a tetanus shot.
Ayoo what the dog do 💀💀💀😂😂😂🥲
I’m an animal lover but that fucking cat would get it if that were me
When I was a kid growing up in the city, I saw 5 cats that were walking in a single-file line jump onto a woman’s German Shepherd. She yelled for me to help her get the cats off and I said, “Lady, I’m sorry, but I’m not going near those cats.”
His wife switched to Tide Catnip scent 🤔
when kicking cats is the only answer
I wonder if it’s a momma cat and her kittens are nearby or the cat decided the dude and the dog are little bitches.
no just a cat being a cat
Agree their cunts, even cat lovers agree, although their cucks and love it deep down.
Please learn to spell if you're going to try to be funny on the internet.
What did he misspell? I only see grammar mistakes.
I by no means was trying to be funny, more fact hitting I'd say.
Nobody likes you anyways
I’m so god damn mad at that cat 😠😡
It’s just the attitude of the cat that it thinks it can behave like that. Your a cat, humble yourself.
Ah dude I remember when my boy scum would do similar stuff to stray cats, just getting High on refrigerator mold, urinal cakes, whatever he could find and he would rip cats heads off and suck the blood from the open wound then eat them. Kinda reminded me of that Sméagol character from lord of the rings.
Oh you never seen lord of the rings ?
That cat doesn’t meow, he screams fuck around and find out.
Can someone please add those crazy cat noises in the back ground to this.
Tactical cat did work. Rushed to create confusion, hit the legs to pull the pants down to slow him down and make it so he has trouble walking, then flanked and attacked the rear. Mr. Meow meow has some skill.
Damn that cat must be so mad at him
therez a ferocious tiger in the cat
God I hate Cats
Nice moon we’re having
You definitely need a belt if youre gonna be fighting cats. No time for distractions
Little fuckin demon ayeeee boys
That dog must have owed that cat some money
The dog owns drug money to that cat.
Poor dog got hung & swung to keep the cat off it.
Damn, that cat scared the pants off the poor lad.
That still only counts as one
What’s up with the kitty? Seems angry.
Dude so scared of the cat he hung his dog
The cat was clearly having bad day
Wondering if her babies are around. My cat was going crazy like that when she had her babies and she's typically nice
Dude. Ok my exs sister took home a stray that ended up having kittens a short time after she got her, I was walking in the front yard one day (her kittens were in the garage) and I heard that crazy scary cat noise start , at the time I was holding my daughter who was around 10 months I think while the girls son (around a year old)was standing in the yard, this fucking cat went absolutely nuts like this one! I luckily grabbed her kid in time so I had a baby on each hip and this fucking psycho coming at me climbing my legs trying to attack us, I’m in flip flops mind u . Kept kicking it away and off n just kept trying to come back thank god finally my ex came out after hearing my screams and helped me get the kids inside. Called animal control. The most fucked up thing is the girl who brought the cat home was outside the whole time watching it happen and didn’t try to get her kid out of harms way
And that’s why I’m scared of some cats💀
Yo that man lost the minute his pants came down. Moral of story secure your pants prior, stay in the fight
One time I had this friendly kitten climbing on my back to my shoulder, then it’s claws came out and I was just like this guy.
This cat reminds me of Rey Mysterio
Kick it in the head give it a quick rebooting 👍
never go out without a belt 😅
He shit himself
Sometimes the best defense is an all out offense. He should have attacked instead of swinging himself and his pet around ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face).
Pass me the holy hand grenade!
Average nationalist cat in Turkey
Cat wanted a peek I guess
The second i have a chance, im punting that little lion-wannabe to the stratosphere.
Using a chair. Have you ever heard of a foot! Kick the demon thing into next week.
This happened to me once 😂
Step one: lift doggo to the stratosphere via noose 🐕
Step two: whip out that booty🍑
Pussy nai uncle ki pant kholne par majbur kar diya
You know what they say, crazy pussy is the best pussy!
Would kick the shit out that pussy
Would kick the shit out of that pussy
dat ass tho.
Cat is part pit bull
Just take tren bro then you can defend yourself against cats
If I had to defend myself from a rabid dog or cat I'd choose the dog, dogs only have one weapon, cats have five and they're also ninjas.
See in this situation u punt the little crap into the stratosphere
Just kick him.
I'd break that cats neck in a hearbeat.
Jeez, what did he do to that cat???
It didn't attack anyone else, just him, like fuck that guy in particular.
Looks like everything just bottomed out😆😆😆😆😆
A tennis racket! My kingdom for a tennis racket!
I'm going to bet this cat is from Turkey. The way they get spoiled there. Probably thinks he's the king of town.
Wow, that is one pissed off cat.
This is in turkey. No wonder that cat is being aggressive cause they are being mean to cats in turkey.
So that’s what catnip does
I don't wanna hurt it but if it runs up on me and my animal I'm kicking it
When you dip the catnip in PCP
That cat did NOT like that guy…poor dog got in the way…
i would have just released my dog on that cat, especially after it just attacked ME TOO
My orange tabby Pascal would do that. He HATES DOGS and I almost died once because of his hate for dogs. But I absolutely adore and love that little spoiled shit. He is what keeps me going. I can be in the worst mood. Have had a horrible day and walking into my room to see his face and hear him yell at me for being gone forever, makes me smile and feel so happy. ❤️❤️❤️ If I am gonna die, I'd be fine dying because Pascal hates dogs.
Orange tabbies are the best
A cat can fuck you up.
Even my pitbull would have been like wtf lol
Next time that dog meets a cat it's going to poop a little.
ITT: People who think this is normal for a cat and have never heard of rabies before. Hopefully that dog was vaccinated or he became like that cat too.