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mrfantastic4ever

Now imagine what 10 cats can do to a human


Jumpy-Station-204

Now imagine someone actually defends themselves against a horse cat.


pasqualevincenzo

I wouldnt fuck with a horse cat


Reddcity

A fucking cat the size of a horse is a saber tooth tiger


James_JamesBond

It’s called a normal tiger and they take down elephants.


Jumpy-Station-204

House! 😮‍💨


Weelki

You keep your horse cat in a house? You're weird man, weird...


banzaibarney

Best not to, I've learned.


imonthembeans4real

No need to imagine my one cat could take me easy


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I can see you're *oppressed*


LimpTeacher0

Now imagine what one human could do to ten cats


BootlegOP

I don't have to imagine since I can just visit my aunt


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WhiteR0bin

Man straight up treated this like a boxing match lmao


Outypoo

Damn they have takedowns in boxing now?


Messy_Marvin423

😂😂😂😂 WTF


FracturedTruth

Rabies


electi0neering

Nah, that cat is totally with it, I’ve never seen one that persistent but it straight up wants that dog dead. Rabies would be way sloppier.


craggmac

That dog was like, "Shit dude! I would have rather taken my chances with the cat."


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HANDS


Prestigious_Bread514

This comment made my day 😂


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Man I will fucking chuck a cat if it attacks me bro


spam99

their claws/nails are insane.. if they dig in, its really hard to chuck a cat


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Imma grab it by its tail and squeeze twist and pull I'll probably have hella claw marks but that cat ain't gonna have a spine


Orc_

Bro this has happened to me you won't do shit all I could do was panic and grab him and throw him far away then run... It literally happens to fast it's like a floating cloud of pain, it's fucking horrible.


Ace-Ventura1934

Truth. My ex girlfriend ended up in the hospital bc of her cat. It got out one night and it was in a different mode bc it had never been outside before and it was just a totally different cat. When we found her in the bushes my gf went to get her and all hell broke loose. It clawed, raked and shredded the entire left side of her body including her left glute bc she wouldn’t let go wanting to bring it in. Blood and ripped skin everywhere. I took her to the hospital and four hours later we finally came home and the cat was back inside (got out through a ripped screen in the patio) and was as loving and docile as she always was before. Yeah, don’t fuck with cats.


Orc_

That's a classic, they escape and suddenly they're a wild animal, I tell my mom not to try and catch the cat and let it come back when it's hungry. The thing about cats is they have a really weird recognition system, they don't really use their eyes much sometimes wearing different shoes scares them just from the different footstep sound.


Ace-Ventura1934

I’ll never forget how her eyes were like black saucers. I told my ex, “I don’t think this is a good idea, let her come back when she’s ready” but she refused and went in the bushes to pick her up and the cat just freaked. Lesson learned I guess.


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Imma just gloss over the first half facts I was just playing cats are fast ASF


spam99

i hope i dont have to do deal with this situation even, but remember plans change when you feel that pain... but cats are built different. im with you though, and i love cats and dogs... but when it omes down to it... cant even say how nsfw i would go


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Oh yeah the plans funna be gone but imma still fight


spam99

remember its eyes, dick, butt hole


[deleted]

Okay I got the eyes but you need to calm down on the rest I'll do that when it becomes life or death


spam99

i think butt hole may be the first best option


[deleted]

Bro.. imma just go


Fletcher010770

Not if it's moving like that you won't.


[deleted]

I won't be walking a dog so that's one free hand


The_dog_says

It's 12 pounds. Just lay down on it. They aren't weightlifters.


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Mf just gonna suffocate the cat 😂


SexBagel_

[cats are surprisingly good boxers ](https://youtu.be/sw-oQlitqCY)


Glittering-Action757

my cat every time I'm on my period


Jamgwarn

Idk if my man was trying to save his dog or use it as a chain mace but boi was flying


wackywavytubedude

kills dog trying to save dog


MinerBoy231

Act of panic


wackywavytubedude

for sure it was just a bit silly to watch


Sultan303

Damn! poor little cavalier! Possibly the nicest dogs on the planet


blastem765

Saved the pet by ***choking and spinning it***. Ass was left **unguarded**


Dfrozle

Damn what on earth is that cats problem


flabeachbum

Probably has kittens nearby and saw the dog as a threat


PracticeTheory

Agreed, probably this. My irresponsible uncle is allowing his barn cats to multiply and I had a friend that wanted a grey kitten, so I agreed to go into the barn and kidnap one. My uncle said there was one in the litter living in the loft, so up I went. The mother cat was very small and nice enough, and I like cats. But HOLY SHIT. When I finally grabbed that specific kitten it yowled and in an instant I was living this video. While the kitten was tearing the fuck out of my hands, the mother was legit trying to kill me ala death by 1000 cuts. She'd rip up one leg to get higher up my body to bite me. I'd dislodge her and she'd be back in an instant. Escape was slow since I was tripping over decades of random junk while trying not to fall through the bad spots in the floor. Somehow I made it out with the kitten but I needed a towel for all of the blood. It grew into a good companion for my friend so it was worth it, but the protective instincts of mother cats are serious shit.


tipimon

Idk but taking a kitten away from his mother while she's nearby sounds like a terrible idea


TheEasternSky

How was your friendship with the cat after this incident? Was she angry with you afterwards?


PracticeTheory

I'm curious about that myself. It was last year and due to various circumstances I haven't been around the cat or kitten since.


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PracticeTheory

Oh yeah? And if I told you that the kittens that were left there are dead from predators, does that change how "fucked up" I am? And no, they were more than old enough to be separated. Reactive dumbass.


feedmeyourknowledge

Reddit experts already solved the case in this thread. It was, without any shred of doubt (albeit many shreds of clothes and skin) rabies. Case closed.


movingin1230

he straight up strangled the dog lmao. poor dog was being hanged for at least five seconds.


Graftak86

This pussy want to get in his pants.


dakid232313

Almost did. His whole ass was hangin out.


jqs77

oh good, i thought it was just me.


benrow77

In Soviet Russia...


lucifer938

Pussy comes to you


nin_son_god

Where's kurt zouma


DontBeRude159

I like how he starts by bodyblocking his dog, but then after the cat goes up his back, he switches to using the dog as a shield. lol that shit hurts, yo


kosetozi

No he's still trying to protect his dog. He just didn't want to keep swinging him around by his neck.


nail1588

Should’ve kicked that fucking cat to the moon


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|oNFP9kltPi7fp8TUAV|downsized)


Readous

That’s one aggressive crack


Typical-Library-3901

![gif](giphy|ojiIqU9bu5u8) I’m coming to get y’all


Throwaway29416179

Bro if someone told me this happened to them I would think they’re exaggerating so hard


xxdestrakta

Poor dog


Glittering_Peak_6750

Needs to throw elbows


0RedStar0X

![gif](giphy|9AIeyMY5YEMJlkgVlY)


rokburok

Man nearly hanged his dawg lmao


Sensate60

This is how dog owners end up seriously injuring their small dogs. I get the reaction is without thinking but people need to stop using collars for walking small dogs. Use a body harness for crying out loud.


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ChexLemeneux42

*swoon*


ghenkisskhan

Naw, that cat would have consumed you both.


colidoggy

The guy just whips the dog around by the collar ☠️


FineTumbleweed9281

Id have chucked that cat like a football.


Virtual-Enthusiasm72

Punt that thing like a football


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Beware of the dog, but the cats are shady as fuck


Borisb3ck3r

I d kick her to the moon


808devinci

Actually had a nightmare where a cat attacked me this way, climbing up my body lol


EastCoastTaffy

r/AbruptChaos One second my guy was just strolling with his doggo, next second his ass is out, he’s strangling his own dog, and a vicious murder ball is climbing all over him with knives out


kosetozi

Cats are assholes. Even cat owners will agree with this.


T_in_Lousiana

That’s a Bad Mo’Fo cat ! Anger issues much?


the_facts_please

That is one worthless dog.


NaturalAd6110

And a worthless prick of a cat


theroadgoeseveronon

It's like the killer rabbit from Monty Python Holy Grail.


Awkward_Stranger_382

I want my 2 dollars!


InvestmentLumpy833

Everybody want the pussy but nobody ask how is the pussy lol


wackywavytubedude

ik this was terrifying for him and the dog but something about it is so damn funny


ValariusXR

Cat chose violence.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

I adore cats. And even if that cat came after me I would still love cats but this video and this thread has me dying laughing over here. I am on the night shift taking care of developmentally disabled adults. Three guys all sleeping soundly and my loud ass laugh breaking the silence.


Known_Door4726

Holy…


Britavit

Now if a dog attacks you it pretty much gets put down, what happens with overly aggressive cats? You get clawed or bitten by one you're meant to go and get a tetanus shot.


TipLittle1367

Ayoo what the dog do 💀💀💀😂😂😂🥲


abysmal-mess

I’m an animal lover but that fucking cat would get it if that were me


bicycleday419

When I was a kid growing up in the city, I saw 5 cats that were walking in a single-file line jump onto a woman’s German Shepherd. She yelled for me to help her get the cats off and I said, “Lady, I’m sorry, but I’m not going near those cats.”


nukecat79

His wife switched to Tide Catnip scent 🤔


KhanMan15

when kicking cats is the only answer


Turbulent-Soil-1099

I wonder if it’s a momma cat and her kittens are nearby or the cat decided the dude and the dog are little bitches.


BruvToTheBruver

Rabies...


ChexLemeneux42

no just a cat being a cat


BallZealousideal1065

Agree their cunts, even cat lovers agree, although their cucks and love it deep down.


godisfakenews

Please learn to spell if you're going to try to be funny on the internet.


Apophis90

What did he misspell? I only see grammar mistakes.


BallZealousideal1065

I by no means was trying to be funny, more fact hitting I'd say. Cuck Lord!


BallZealousideal1065

Nobody likes you anyways


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Long-Sky-2692

I’m so god damn mad at that cat 😠😡


yusiur

😳


CraftFew

It’s just the attitude of the cat that it thinks it can behave like that. Your a cat, humble yourself.


HEBREW_HAMM3R

Ah dude I remember when my boy scum would do similar stuff to stray cats, just getting High on refrigerator mold, urinal cakes, whatever he could find and he would rip cats heads off and suck the blood from the open wound then eat them. Kinda reminded me of that Sméagol character from lord of the rings.


CraftFew

Lmfao what


HEBREW_HAMM3R

Oh you never seen lord of the rings ?


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Messy_Marvin423

That cat doesn’t meow, he screams fuck around and find out.


italiano747

Can someone please add those crazy cat noises in the back ground to this.


PhunkyTown801

Tactical cat did work. Rushed to create confusion, hit the legs to pull the pants down to slow him down and make it so he has trouble walking, then flanked and attacked the rear. Mr. Meow meow has some skill.


Darkfoxx7

Mr. Meowgi


Delicious_Web361

Damn that cat must be so mad at him


talalaolay

therez a ferocious tiger in the cat


Nervous-Ad-6826

Worthless species


Replicant2047

God I hate Cats


PixelsDePx

Nice moon we’re having


nursemangtrain

You definitely need a belt if youre gonna be fighting cats. No time for distractions


jayb2900

😭😭😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Dry-Organization236

Little fuckin demon ayeeee boys


TheSuperAbsurdist

That dog must have owed that cat some money


Accurate-Syrup

The dog owns drug money to that cat.


Green-Dragon-14

Poor dog got hung & swung to keep the cat off it.


Neongoose06

Damn, that cat scared the pants off the poor lad.


Low_Network718

That still only counts as one


fung888

What’s up with the kitty? Seems angry.


charmack1123

Dude so scared of the cat he hung his dog


Summer_rose21

The cat was clearly having bad day


Informal_Swim8755

Wondering if her babies are around. My cat was going crazy like that when she had her babies and she's typically nice


Competitive_Aioli_69

Dude. Ok my exs sister took home a stray that ended up having kittens a short time after she got her, I was walking in the front yard one day (her kittens were in the garage) and I heard that crazy scary cat noise start , at the time I was holding my daughter who was around 10 months I think while the girls son (around a year old)was standing in the yard, this fucking cat went absolutely nuts like this one! I luckily grabbed her kid in time so I had a baby on each hip and this fucking psycho coming at me climbing my legs trying to attack us, I’m in flip flops mind u . Kept kicking it away and off n just kept trying to come back thank god finally my ex came out after hearing my screams and helped me get the kids inside. Called animal control. The most fucked up thing is the girl who brought the cat home was outside the whole time watching it happen and didn’t try to get her kid out of harms way


MysteriousDrinkAd

And that’s why I’m scared of some cats💀


DocD4rkness

Yo that man lost the minute his pants came down. Moral of story secure your pants prior, stay in the fight


srwkaens

Plumbers crack


d0000n

One time I had this friendly kitten climbing on my back to my shoulder, then it’s claws came out and I was just like this guy.


Aggravating-Deal-260

This cat reminds me of Rey Mysterio from WWE


Western-Pie-9598

Kick it in the head give it a quick rebooting 👍


Ghettopirlo

never go out without a belt 😅


Educational-Basil-56

He shit himself


SpideySurreal

Sometimes the best defense is an all out offense. He should have attacked instead of swinging himself and his pet around ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face).


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chilliinFO

Pass me the holy hand grenade!


sadistman

Average nationalist cat in Turkey


Freddie_2002

Cat wanted a peek I guess


Magnus250

The second i have a chance, im punting that little lion-wannabe to the stratosphere.


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Using a chair. Have you ever heard of a foot! Kick the demon thing into next week.


mongo42069XD

This happened to me once 😂


justpeekingabit

Step one: lift doggo to the stratosphere via noose 🐕 Step two: whip out that booty🍑


abhinav-s-dude

Pussy nai uncle ki pant kholne par majbur kar diya


terad2007

You know what they say, crazy pussy is the best pussy!


dirtydoji

Would kick the shit out that pussy


dirtydoji

Would kick the shit out of that pussy


Impossible-Ocelot-95

dat ass tho.


meridaville

Cat is part pit bull


shrmzyyy

Just take tren bro then you can defend yourself against cats


Superfast_Llama

If I had to defend myself from a rabid dog or cat I'd choose the dog, dogs only have one weapon, cats have five and they're also ninjas.


Mepros

See in this situation u punt the little crap into the stratosphere


king_ragnar00

Just kick him.


tone1132

I'd break that cats neck in a hearbeat.


KatastrophicNoodle

Jeez, what did he do to that cat??? It didn't attack anyone else, just him, like fuck that guy in particular.


Big-Ambition3051

Looks like everything just bottomed out😆😆😆😆😆


PrudentFartDiversion

A tennis racket! My kingdom for a tennis racket!


Tedwiththehat

I'm going to bet this cat is from Turkey. The way they get spoiled there. Probably thinks he's the king of town.


moviesandcats

Wow, that is one pissed off cat.


KnOOll

omg lol


FinishedSymphony1902

This is in turkey. No wonder that cat is being aggressive cause they are being mean to cats in turkey.


bigsnack4u

So that’s what catnip does


FluffyBeech

I don't wanna hurt it but if it runs up on me and my animal I'm kicking it


whatley88

When you dip the catnip in PCP


conjosz

That cat did NOT like that guy…poor dog got in the way…


Seni_School

i would have just released my dog on that cat, especially after it just attacked ME TOO


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

My orange tabby Pascal would do that. He HATES DOGS and I almost died once because of his hate for dogs. But I absolutely adore and love that little spoiled shit. He is what keeps me going. I can be in the worst mood. Have had a horrible day and walking into my room to see his face and hear him yell at me for being gone forever, makes me smile and feel so happy. ❤️❤️❤️ If I am gonna die, I'd be fine dying because Pascal hates dogs.


ghenkisskhan

Orange tabbies are the best


HiddenMadrigal76

![gif](giphy|Gc4eBOIphTM8bQ6FLe|downsized)


direyew

A cat can fuck you up.


SnooWords9942

Even my pitbull would have been like wtf lol


Fludro

Next time that dog meets a cat it's going to poop a little.


Faisal726

ITT: People who think this is normal for a cat and have never heard of rabies before. Hopefully that dog was vaccinated or he became like that cat too.