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How the fuck do people bring themselves to full ejaculation in such strange uncomfortable situations? I can barely even piss comfortably next to strangers.
It is a lot, and thick. Like he didn't cum for a few days prior to this. But then, to see an act this perverted, it's hard to imagine this guy even goes half a day without cumming. So it's extra wierd, like he was really excited by this. I'm thinking too much about this aren't i?
Real talk though, I am worried for that woman with that demon around.
I wouldn’t say normal, you tend to ejaculate more fluids depending on the excitement of the orgasm or if it’s been awhile. Clearly this guy is having all the right buttons pressed. Drink more water and exercise can help. Also these supplements can help lecithin, zinc, vitamin D3, ashwagandha, maca, fenugreek, amino acids.
not excusing this criminal act at all but it’s a paraphilia - this is like the greatest thing in the world for this guy. he sits around wondering why everyone else seems to prefer consensual sex in private.
Looks like the same guy who blew up 4chan a few years ago. It was always the same dick jerking off next to some girl at a bus stop under a trench coat or shorts or something. Then he’d bust a nut on them without them noticing and walk away.
But I'd wonder would I even realise is it cum like you wouldn't know what the fuck it is and my first guess wouldn't be I just got cumshot from 50 feet away lol
I audibly gagged and covered half my face with my hands in complete shock and disgust when I saw that video. He won this sub that day and every other day.
This reminds me of a vid I saw, where a guy is in what looks to be a clothing store, while jerking off to a woman standing there browsing the selection. After a few wanks, he basically runs up to the woman (who has her back turned) and basically spews cumm all over her. Poor woman didn't even realize what had just happened. He ends up getting chased by some people and the video ends. The vid was in sort of the same format as this one, so it may be the same guy in this video?
This is some shit I’ve seen before, people got a kink for this stuff. How tf do you get it in your head that it’s a good idea to just go about in public and bust a nut on a stranger
Don’t care if you think I’m exaggerating but this is the one video that’s worthy of this subs name, that being said however, this might be one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen on here so, thanks for that
Some people just don't deserve a dick. There's lots of people out there with no dick who wish they had one. And then there's this asshole just abusing his use of one.
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Motherfucker is airdropping sexual assaults...
It’s fucked up on several levels.
multi level fuckery going on here for sure
Looks like he's coming down with something.
I hope the bottom guy comes back around and gets payback.
r/yourjokebutworse
*from several levels. Ftfy
I lost in here!!!!!!!!!!!
Care package incoming*
*incuming
Fire for effect 
That poor guy got cumshooted for nothing tbh
That dude got sniped by that quick skoping fuck.
AC130 CUMSHIP OVERHEAD.
Someone is going to take a hot poker to his tiny dick someday
Predator missile incumming!!
This is the one ☝️
Sure he has command over the air drops.Well trained pilot.
Deleted spider man learning how to shoot webs scene
This is a spoiler of no way home
Spoil the movie and get a chance to meet Stan Lee!
… and doing it in *Crocs*, mind you.
Best comment lmao
God damn pigeons
Them indoor pigeons are silent
You gotta be at a pretty low point to yak one in the stairwell wearing crocs.
while filming it
They were in sport mode, I think
😭😭😭😭
came here in the hopes the crocs were mentioned in the top comment, was not disappointed
How the fuck do people bring themselves to full ejaculation in such strange uncomfortable situations? I can barely even piss comfortably next to strangers.
The kind of guy who's fucked in the head enough to do this probably finds this situation comfortable.
Or exciting. one of the 2 can lead us to ejaculation.
Dudee, us?
Yes. I mean, it's fine if you have 3rd one. I ain't judging.
I was wondering the same thing. The brains not processing things right when you gtta bombard strangers secretly with your seminal fluid.
Yo is this a normal size load for yall seems like a lot? Should i get checked out?
It is a lot, and thick. Like he didn't cum for a few days prior to this. But then, to see an act this perverted, it's hard to imagine this guy even goes half a day without cumming. So it's extra wierd, like he was really excited by this. I'm thinking too much about this aren't i? Real talk though, I am worried for that woman with that demon around.
I wouldn’t say normal, you tend to ejaculate more fluids depending on the excitement of the orgasm or if it’s been awhile. Clearly this guy is having all the right buttons pressed. Drink more water and exercise can help. Also these supplements can help lecithin, zinc, vitamin D3, ashwagandha, maca, fenugreek, amino acids.
thus guy cums
I was thinking that too so either we're both fucked or we're good; I think this dude just didn't jack off for a couple days prior
not excusing this criminal act at all but it’s a paraphilia - this is like the greatest thing in the world for this guy. he sits around wondering why everyone else seems to prefer consensual sex in private.
This the kind of guy to use the urinal next to yours
He'd have to die
Agreed. I once saw a guy get beat up and then pissed on. I don’t see how I wouldn’t snap and see red only.
You said beat up. Doubt he could get it up.
I would jump up there like Spider-Man 
Swinging through your town like your neighbourhood Spider-Man!
Just dropping the kids off
Distributing some literature.
Feeding the geese
Mixing a batch
Raw kids
Bro
Yep.
Yeah.
Yes.
Uh huh
Mhm
i know
Looks like the same guy who blew up 4chan a few years ago. It was always the same dick jerking off next to some girl at a bus stop under a trench coat or shorts or something. Then he’d bust a nut on them without them noticing and walk away.
You'd recognize that purple headed yogurt slinger anywhere?
It’s just the same MO same skin color same fucking creepy fetish of coming on people and running away.
Our world would be a utopia if there were only 1 demented loser doing this.
tru
That's fucked up
Imagine sitting leisurely and out of nowhere cum start to rain on you, what your first would be ? That someone was imagining me ? Lol
But I'd wonder would I even realise is it cum like you wouldn't know what the fuck it is and my first guess wouldn't be I just got cumshot from 50 feet away lol
It’s definitely the last liquid I’d think about. Would probably assume a pidgeon shit or something
My first thought would be the mere feeling of pure rage
I mean obviously it’s “the FUCK”
I'd like to think that I wouldn't try to catch it on my tongue like a snowflake.
Ive seen so much shit on this sub reddit but nothings grossed me out more than this
Not even the one where the guy fucked and licked the pocket pussy from a dump?
Thats gross. But he chose to lick it 🤷🏻♂️ the person sitting on the stairs didnt have a choice🥴
I audibly gagged and covered half my face with my hands in complete shock and disgust when I saw that video. He won this sub that day and every other day.
Been looking everywhere for that video since they deleted it off here. Really wanted to show me mum.
This reminds me of a vid I saw, where a guy is in what looks to be a clothing store, while jerking off to a woman standing there browsing the selection. After a few wanks, he basically runs up to the woman (who has her back turned) and basically spews cumm all over her. Poor woman didn't even realize what had just happened. He ends up getting chased by some people and the video ends. The vid was in sort of the same format as this one, so it may be the same guy in this video?
It would be cool if someone slammed this dude's dick in a door.
In a car door
I Thlammed my Penith in the car door
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you mean the one cumming or one getting cummed on.
Spider man, spider man….does whatever a spider can. Sling a web, here and there. Watch out bitch, it’s in your hair. Look out…. Here cums spider man.
r/brandnewsentence
ive said this exact same sentence before, multiple times, in the shower.
What. The. Fuck?!? People are fucking nuts.
~~fucking nuts~~ busting nuts
fuck you. take my upvote damn
Typical reddit mod
indeed nasty, he is wearing crocs
I miss the days I could shoot like that..
Me too kid.. me too
Waiting a week or so will give you this power.
Two weeks and you’ll chip the paint off the ceiling
Kegels bro
Damn bro in crocks too. Man has no shame.
Wow I hope someone takes nail clippers to his teeth and shoves all the pieces up his urethra
what the fuck
Thought that was a toe.
Probably smells like a toe
It does, you couldnt smell the vapor waffing off it through the screen?
shit what kinda toes do you have
Fr wtf
Gunna have to throw the whole person away
I'd kill him. No if ands or buts.
No if and’s or nuts
This is some shit I’ve seen before, people got a kink for this stuff. How tf do you get it in your head that it’s a good idea to just go about in public and bust a nut on a stranger
I think it's cuz of thrill they get by doing it and getting away with it
Droppin blombs.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I have never wanted to murder an individual more than now.
I’d catch that piece of shit and he would never be able to jerk off again
Dropping the mother-load- Fuse, apex legends
No fappin about fellas
That's disgusting. Crocs are the worst footwear!
Jizzhadist Terrorist
The socks and crocks say it all
Did this bastard ever get caught? I need to know
Does he know he can go to jail for this?
That’s a lot of kids to throw off the balcony.
Bloody good shot, sir
That’s why I say hey man, nice shot.
That's assault brother 🤣
This is literally some pervert shit! Dude needs to be arrested and the shit beat out of him!
i hope he gets erectile dysfunction
hope he gets testicular cancer
Don’t care if you think I’m exaggerating but this is the one video that’s worthy of this subs name, that being said however, this might be one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen on here so, thanks for that
Crocs in public? Absolute filth.
What the fuck is wrong with people
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100
Fuck this guy Death Penalty!
Missed the opportunity to yell 'hey, up here!'
It's the cheeky last shot , guy is fucked in the head though jesus man
Yo what the fuck
Never trust crocs
This suit ain’t even funny, just nasty and gross. Need to put that skinny as dick away
These people need to be in prison.
Absolute scum
Ruined my evening
Hasn’t this guy learned *anything* from CSI or SVU? He’s literally attacking someone with his DNA.
He deserves to be brutally m*rdered for this
Wait wtf did I just watch
I couldn’t even begin to imagine how badly she probably wanted to cut his dick off with rusty children’s scissors after this.
Find him and destroy his nutsack
:( why
Bro.....why?
That was a shit load of cum wtf
I love doing this in my flat
Dirty ass dude with a small peen rofl
ive seen this dude in the crocs many times how was no one actually caught him yet??
Wait there’s other videos ?!
Is her name by chance Eileen..?
The moment seamen became airman instantly.
Wtf man
Bruh
Why the hell would someone jerk on a stranger in public
Nastiest are the ones that do it in the bus or subway with the victims right in front of them
The guy getting his arm separated by a fence was nicer
Could be your Daughter there. 👏 Fucking people make me sick.
Terrible person but not going to lie, the fact he had on crocs had me rollin
AND he’s wearing crocs
Woah dude…no
Never trust a person that wears crocs
Some people just don't deserve a dick. There's lots of people out there with no dick who wish they had one. And then there's this asshole just abusing his use of one.
What a pathetic bastard
That’s fucked
I can practically smell this video. I'm retching.
The crocs don’t help
I hope it beat the shit out of that sex crime pos
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
FUCK YOU!
Of course he wear crocs
Omg. Sick fuck...
Why did I watch that?
Now if he has an STD and he knows it then that's the most fucked up it could get
This is why we need to go back to the days before the internet...
🤢🤮🤮
“*It’s raaaaiiining men! Hallelujah, it’s raining men!*” 🎼🎶🎵
It's raining men, sorry semen hallelujah! It's raining men amen
Spinning webs 🕸🕸Look out here comes the Spider-Man
if he got shot and skinned alive id understand completely
I can smell this video