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Sevyk_the_Grey

Motherfucker is airdropping sexual assaults...


JoeSugar

It’s fucked up on several levels.


lazerayfraser

multi level fuckery going on here for sure


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

Looks like he's coming down with something.


ThoughtlessBanter

I hope the bottom guy comes back around and gets payback.


lamTheEnigma

r/yourjokebutworse


nthanonuser

*from several levels. Ftfy


MauledByANannyDog

I lost in here!!!!!!!!!!!


invertedigloo

Care package incoming*


CporCv

*incuming


medicus_vulneratum

Fire for effect ![gif](giphy|UbzFZacBqWjPG|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|UhoUOaAlQrFsfKgoWC)


invertedigloo

![gif](giphy|tUQ5HioPD5QpW)


TheMulletWhisperer7

​ ![gif](giphy|nhwQ25hisGNquMu1kQ|downsized)


Loda11

That poor guy got cumshooted for nothing tbh


Chance-Every

That dude got sniped by that quick skoping fuck.


BeejBoyTyson

![gif](giphy|hbW8RFIQCQ8Xh4eIRb|downsized)


Criffton

AC130 CUMSHIP OVERHEAD.


The_Way_It_Iz

Someone is going to take a hot poker to his tiny dick someday


KonRak-

Predator missile incumming!!


peezy902

This is the one ☝️


WhipnCrack

Sure he has command over the air drops.Well trained pilot.


dexdoinks99

Deleted spider man learning how to shoot webs scene


MuffTacos

This is a spoiler of no way home


ivanbt007

Spoil the movie and get a chance to meet Stan Lee!


MSotallyTober

… and doing it in *Crocs*, mind you.


Nzoomoka44

Best comment lmao


Nickelsass

God damn pigeons


P2591

Them indoor pigeons are silent


Scholarly_peasant

![gif](giphy|13eoMsAUMPt9n2)


highestRUSSIAN

![gif](giphy|Qtw5mNQMIo0Evpxaqq)


CrackedOutSuperman

![gif](giphy|qcs9hCtZ4x9sY)


QAndOne

You gotta be at a pretty low point to yak one in the stairwell wearing crocs.


mr-tambourine-man83

while filming it


jsrme

They were in sport mode, I think


peezy902

😭😭😭😭


lazerayfraser

came here in the hopes the crocs were mentioned in the top comment, was not disappointed


Ghostwrite-The-Whip

How the fuck do people bring themselves to full ejaculation in such strange uncomfortable situations? I can barely even piss comfortably next to strangers.


gt_rekt

The kind of guy who's fucked in the head enough to do this probably finds this situation comfortable.


SayaCiumKamuNanti

Or exciting. one of the 2 can lead us to ejaculation.


bekleyis95

Dudee, us?


SayaCiumKamuNanti

Yes. I mean, it's fine if you have 3rd one. I ain't judging.


becauseOTSS

I was wondering the same thing. The brains not processing things right when you gtta bombard strangers secretly with your seminal fluid.


gonzoes

Yo is this a normal size load for yall seems like a lot? Should i get checked out?


Ghostwrite-The-Whip

It is a lot, and thick. Like he didn't cum for a few days prior to this. But then, to see an act this perverted, it's hard to imagine this guy even goes half a day without cumming. So it's extra wierd, like he was really excited by this. I'm thinking too much about this aren't i? Real talk though, I am worried for that woman with that demon around.


kylelikesplants

I wouldn’t say normal, you tend to ejaculate more fluids depending on the excitement of the orgasm or if it’s been awhile. Clearly this guy is having all the right buttons pressed. Drink more water and exercise can help. Also these supplements can help lecithin, zinc, vitamin D3, ashwagandha, maca, fenugreek, amino acids.


[deleted]

thus guy cums


Ssyynnxx

I was thinking that too so either we're both fucked or we're good; I think this dude just didn't jack off for a couple days prior


wilderman75

not excusing this criminal act at all but it’s a paraphilia - this is like the greatest thing in the world for this guy. he sits around wondering why everyone else seems to prefer consensual sex in private.


bananagit

This the kind of guy to use the urinal next to yours


Life_Version5445

He'd have to die


KillHonger1

Agreed. I once saw a guy get beat up and then pissed on. I don’t see how I wouldn’t snap and see red only.


LifesatripImjustHI

You said beat up. Doubt he could get it up.


Dangerous_Upstairs

I would jump up there like Spider-Man ![gif](giphy|xUySTyCkMcN0Mw622I)


TobyDKK

Swinging through your town like your neighbourhood Spider-Man!


[deleted]

Just dropping the kids off


CallMeDrLuv

Distributing some literature.


aaronwuzthefounder

Feeding the geese


jstuck55

Mixing a batch


cosmicrubberdog

Raw kids


mybestusernamever

Bro


SpirituallyMyopic

Yep.


dash529

Yeah.


misakarem

Yes.


Bill5GMasterGates

Uh huh


shortiwan

Mhm


ApprehensiveBox4798

i know


0RGASMIK

Looks like the same guy who blew up 4chan a few years ago. It was always the same dick jerking off next to some girl at a bus stop under a trench coat or shorts or something. Then he’d bust a nut on them without them noticing and walk away.


ChopSueyXpress

You'd recognize that purple headed yogurt slinger anywhere?


0RGASMIK

It’s just the same MO same skin color same fucking creepy fetish of coming on people and running away.


ChopSueyXpress

Our world would be a utopia if there were only 1 demented loser doing this.


0RGASMIK

tru


SilverTelevision9683

That's fucked up


Loda11

Imagine sitting leisurely and out of nowhere cum start to rain on you, what your first would be ? That someone was imagining me ? Lol


Chance-Every

But I'd wonder would I even realise is it cum like you wouldn't know what the fuck it is and my first guess wouldn't be I just got cumshot from 50 feet away lol


Anonymous_Hazard

It’s definitely the last liquid I’d think about. Would probably assume a pidgeon shit or something


doxamark

My first thought would be the mere feeling of pure rage


dash529

I mean obviously it’s “the FUCK”


papercup

I'd like to think that I wouldn't try to catch it on my tongue like a snowflake.


HolyFoxamole

Ive seen so much shit on this sub reddit but nothings grossed me out more than this


embercleaved

Not even the one where the guy fucked and licked the pocket pussy from a dump?


HolyFoxamole

Thats gross. But he chose to lick it 🤷🏻‍♂️ the person sitting on the stairs didnt have a choice🥴


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I audibly gagged and covered half my face with my hands in complete shock and disgust when I saw that video. He won this sub that day and every other day.


Monkeyboystevey

Been looking everywhere for that video since they deleted it off here. Really wanted to show me mum.


Onion_Pits

This reminds me of a vid I saw, where a guy is in what looks to be a clothing store, while jerking off to a woman standing there browsing the selection. After a few wanks, he basically runs up to the woman (who has her back turned) and basically spews cumm all over her. Poor woman didn't even realize what had just happened. He ends up getting chased by some people and the video ends. The vid was in sort of the same format as this one, so it may be the same guy in this video?


WilliamSaintAndre

It would be cool if someone slammed this dude's dick in a door.


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

In a car door


SomeGluten

I Thlammed my Penith in the car door


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killerpenguinclub

you mean the one cumming or one getting cummed on.


Mr0PT1C

Spider man, spider man….does whatever a spider can. Sling a web, here and there. Watch out bitch, it’s in your hair. Look out…. Here cums spider man.


lonewolf19-14

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

ive said this exact same sentence before, multiple times, in the shower.


Norseman103

What. The. Fuck?!? People are fucking nuts.


luckiethirt33n

~~fucking nuts~~ busting nuts


peacebabelol

fuck you. take my upvote damn


SettingsSet

Typical reddit mod


gert74

indeed nasty, he is wearing crocs


rubicontraveler

I miss the days I could shoot like that..


TrevorCoryRandyLahey

Me too kid.. me too


SierraDespair

Waiting a week or so will give you this power.


P2591

Two weeks and you’ll chip the paint off the ceiling


thecatdaddysupreme

Kegels bro


SWHBKL

Damn bro in crocks too. Man has no shame.


RatCatheters

Wow I hope someone takes nail clippers to his teeth and shoves all the pieces up his urethra


[deleted]

what the fuck


This_Happy_Camper

Thought that was a toe.


Just-another-hoomain

Probably smells like a toe


SeThJoCh

It does, you couldnt smell the vapor waffing off it through the screen?


MyFavoriteBurger

shit what kinda toes do you have


Wxnterdream

Fr wtf


Nomamesviejon

Gunna have to throw the whole person away


Realistic_Work_5552

I'd kill him. No if ands or buts.


SpidermanJones

No if and’s or nuts


HallowzoneOG

This is some shit I’ve seen before, people got a kink for this stuff. How tf do you get it in your head that it’s a good idea to just go about in public and bust a nut on a stranger


minecraft_dirtblock

I think it's cuz of thrill they get by doing it and getting away with it


bigt311

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


chop-diggity

Droppin blombs.


bballslapper

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


lvlhed-d

I have never wanted to murder an individual more than now.


bjandmary

I’d catch that piece of shit and he would never be able to jerk off again


Professional-Cry2514

![gif](giphy|PRK7GwyAaWnEA)


Draegazyeet

Dropping the mother-load- Fuse, apex legends


Genufl3ct

No fappin about fellas


Roycehellion

That's disgusting. Crocs are the worst footwear!


barry_mckakinerrr

Jizzhadist Terrorist


galactichaunts

The socks and crocks say it all


-HappyToHelp

Did this bastard ever get caught? I need to know


letmeseeit2

![gif](giphy|13ROLRgvNf5WQo)


iAdden

Does he know he can go to jail for this?


Horror_Switch_7453

That’s a lot of kids to throw off the balcony.


pjl35m

Bloody good shot, sir


Mr0PT1C

That’s why I say hey man, nice shot.


Pistachio_Husk

That's assault brother 🤣


Comfortable_Bad_3829

This is literally some pervert shit! Dude needs to be arrested and the shit beat out of him!


ReapingSmile

i hope he gets erectile dysfunction


ReapingSmile

hope he gets testicular cancer


evervescence

Don’t care if you think I’m exaggerating but this is the one video that’s worthy of this subs name, that being said however, this might be one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen on here so, thanks for that


MarvAlbertFish

Crocs in public? Absolute filth.


huggles7

What the fuck is wrong with people


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possiblynotanexpert

100


V0LCANIC_VIPER

Fuck this guy Death Penalty!


luckiethirt33n

Missed the opportunity to yell 'hey, up here!'


Howsitnolike18

It's the cheeky last shot , guy is fucked in the head though jesus man


Gummymyers124

Yo what the fuck


AffectLeast4254

Never trust crocs


PurpleLightningart

This suit ain’t even funny, just nasty and gross. Need to put that skinny as dick away


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![gif](giphy|l41YqVFFqp9qtt0U8)


StatisticianUnited17

These people need to be in prison.


fatbastard--

Absolute scum


sadshortsinbangkok

Ruined my evening


Hugh-Jassoul

Hasn’t this guy learned *anything* from CSI or SVU? He’s literally attacking someone with his DNA.


FultzRevolt

He deserves to be brutally m*rdered for this


K1r15h1m4

Wait wtf did I just watch


nihilistic-simulate

I couldn’t even begin to imagine how badly she probably wanted to cut his dick off with rusty children’s scissors after this.


BetterHector

Find him and destroy his nutsack


Kissanpersereika

:( why


Otherwise-Data8378

Bro.....why?


pasta_Saucee

That was a shit load of cum wtf


[deleted]

I love doing this in my flat


Leprekhan88

Dirty ass dude with a small peen rofl


RespectRare3885

ive seen this dude in the crocs many times how was no one actually caught him yet??


Le_fromage91

Wait there’s other videos ?!


[deleted]

Is her name by chance Eileen..?


flockitup

The moment seamen became airman instantly.


Still_Not_Ash

Wtf man


Dragon41503

Bruh


Nzoomoka44

Why the hell would someone jerk on a stranger in public


humanlearning

Nastiest are the ones that do it in the bus or subway with the victims right in front of them


Nick-275

The guy getting his arm separated by a fence was nicer


reynolds550

Could be your Daughter there. 👏 Fucking people make me sick.


bonesaw2086

Terrible person but not going to lie, the fact he had on crocs had me rollin


NorthernMutt

AND he’s wearing crocs


ThePlatformWasDecent

Woah dude…no


Pelican_Pork

Never trust a person that wears crocs


NetHacks

Some people just don't deserve a dick. There's lots of people out there with no dick who wish they had one. And then there's this asshole just abusing his use of one.


OliverAOT20

What a pathetic bastard


ninthchamber

That’s fucked


drion4

I can practically smell this video. I'm retching.


GermGirl666

The crocs don’t help


TikiTalley

I hope it beat the shit out of that sex crime pos


[deleted]

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


shesaezqnenc

FUCK YOU!


Criminal_Tapioca

Of course he wear crocs


XiXXiX9

Omg. Sick fuck...


brainodo25

Why did I watch that?


just-here-for-nsfw-

Now if he has an STD and he knows it then that's the most fucked up it could get


CatDadSnowBunny

This is why we need to go back to the days before the internet...


Ijustspithetruth73

🤢🤮🤮


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

“*It’s raaaaiiining men! Hallelujah, it’s raining men!*” 🎼🎶🎵


bigbad_mamma

It's raining men, sorry semen hallelujah! It's raining men amen


saucyclams

Spinning webs 🕸🕸Look out here comes the Spider-Man


Kingk00pa281

if he got shot and skinned alive id understand completely


desyx_

I can smell this video