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Handyman sandwich

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brocknachos

I can taste the sawdust and plaster


frankenstien_farts

And oil/grease


CheeseMellon

Smells of WD40


frankenstien_farts

Great lube


CheeseMellon

Very true


tilt-a-whirly-gig

It is a shitty lube.


JuneBuggington

Its not a lube really at all, at least not long term. Cant say how it does as a condiment


Gom_Jabbering

I can say its honestly not that noticable, having thoughtlessly eaten with lubed fingers a few times Im probably gonna get turbocancer though.


JuneBuggington

Yeah, i used to be a house painter, def ate a couple sandwiches and then noticed my hands were clean


XenophiliusRex

Great product, shitty lube.


deweweewewe

worst of all is the pickle


Call-Me-Drel

I hate it when pickles get in my plaster


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kvaina

Dont forget sweaty butt crack


UsagiOnii

[Tastes like paint…and wood. ](https://youtu.be/x1SaXIGaOso)


fueled_by_rootbeer

I was almost okay with it until they brought out that nasty bucket. If you clean your power tools thoroughly, it should be safe, but that bucket was straight up gross.


ChosenWriter513

He had his work boot holding the meat as he cut it.


Eroblesy

Lol


Noname_FTW

Yeah, but the side he didn't use.


KlossN

You think a man like that is going to waste a perfectly good salami?


Airstuff18

It still had the plastic wrap on that I think


DrSeussFreak

Please don't eat that


vyrlok

You are not my real mom, don't tell me what to do.


Drugsarefordrugs

Ok. Eat a metal shaving sammich. Also: not your real mom.


CouchTatoe

You are adopted bitch!


eMAdrian

We'll all die someday might aswell do it with a sandwich


DrSeussFreak

I'm all good with dying for a sandwich, but it had better be there best fucking sandwich of my life NOT just the last sandwich of my life


Fuligo_septica

But it's Subway. Eat Fresh™.


Rostrow416

Somehow I don't think that's sanitary.


Mrdumba

I want to do the same lmao


tehtoro

4/10 not enough powertools


crymothy

I have a feeling that this is not edible


SaltyPoseidon22

Has as much sawdust as a normal bowl of cereal


yunivor

Anything is edible if you try hard enough


Jake-and-Finn

As a plumber, I've done unspeakable things and then eaten lunch without washing my hands first. That's what immune systems are for.


AnonFuckFace333

funny, but certainly not a fucking crazy video


fatkc

I mean.. would you eat that?


GarlicAndOrchids

Nobody eats it though.


Referat-

The famous tetanus sandwich


Howl_Free_or_Die

Cooking with Boris


elliphant2722

Opa


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The sanding the side at the end might be a move though


ABottleInFrontOfMe

Thats a planer. He was flattening the edge. The mark of a true craftsman.


zzGravity

Great. Now I'm in class AND hungry


Baderwm

Achievement Unlocked: Dysentery.


10987654321-1

The manwich


Zariboi123

Ah yes. I always wanted a sandwich with extra bacteria and wood chippings. And don't forget the shit that was collected at the bottom of my shoe


forasadboy

How much money did he clog up?


_GrinBeans_

Why do i want to see more vid like this? MORE!


jasmarket1

The rust gives it that extra zing


TheLegoEater

When you really don’t wanna do the dishes


Deluxe_24_

Lifehack channels be like;


c3534l

Half the comments in this thread are about how this is not a practical way to make a sandwich like we didn't figure that out on our own already.


bigfaturm0m

That *don't know what it's called thing* they used to slice the pickle is an abomination. Don't @ me.


Thorney48

What a load of bollox! By the time hes done all that it will be OK LADs back to work break times over 🙈


Quashmoney

Tim the toolman Taylor did it better


theadamkingdom

Haha i came here to say that!


Dark-Pukicho

That is by far the fuckin ugliest sandwich I have seen in my life


Mighty_Behemoth

That's the immortality sandwich. If you eat and not die from a nasty bacterial infection, then it means you're immortal.


hassexwithinsects

hahaha the plainer to finish it, perfect.


Ben716

Fuck man, i wouldn't want all my tools rusting up and full of nasty shit just for some likes.


sgryfn

I said no pickle. Make it again.


tidypunk

I wish this could be a thing at a sandwich shop near me


Nick_Fukqu

This needs to become a restaurant


u_dt_know_me

why do i wanna eat this


audibakes

Rest assured, this tastes like metal


computer_d

You can bet the customer got billed for the full amount of time it took to make this video. Rounded up, of course.


PhilosopherFLX

Who jigsaws onions? Clearly that calls for a band saw


Lordwakawaka

Cleaning up the edge at the end killed me.


undying_noikia

My dad always said that a great worker can use the wrong tool the wrong way to get the job done right


whorsewhisperer69

The electric tools he used to make this sandwich were easily around 7k (USD). That might make this sandwich the most artisan hoagie to grace this earth.


whorsewhisperer69

r/savevideo


PseudoSpammer

Bill Bailey did it first


Crono7654

yes its true, some people are fucking crazy


SpaghettiJoeee

What was the point of using a router tho?!?!?


itdonotmatter9

Diarrhea guaranteed


Mycl907

Why's it look like it's easier to make tho


ParaPixie

You will get exactly 1 footlong and not a millimeter less or more. That will be $5


LaLiLuLeLoss

Manwich


Remystia

Handymanwich


ABottleInFrontOfMe

He got me with the planer at the end


Public-Guarantee

Dude ate lifetime worth of lead and what not for sure


Trainer_Willing

can someone make this with the home depot song


Tophbot

“Bibford tools proudly presents…!” *happy grunts*


k94will

Definitely American lol weird people


Kilroywuzhere1

Tastes like sawdust


Wide-Information-708

Take a bite you fucking coward!


broodje_visman

some fine craftmanship


No_Physics_5287

Nice sandwich, lots of cleaning tools though


KekAwayThePain

They lost me when they used a torch to toast the bread. You can taste the exhaust/byproducts of whatever gas you are running. They should have used a heat gun instead. It's pretty easy to toast your bread perfectly with one.


tiznull

This person must not like their tools very much.