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I can taste the sawdust and plaster
Smells of WD40
It is a shitty lube.
Its not a lube really at all, at least not long term. Cant say how it does as a condiment
I can say its honestly not that noticable, having thoughtlessly eaten with lubed fingers a few times
Im probably gonna get turbocancer though.
Yeah, i used to be a house painter, def ate a couple sandwiches and then noticed my hands were clean
Great product, shitty lube.
worst of all is the pickle
I hate it when pickles get in my plaster
Dont forget sweaty butt crack
[Tastes like paint…and wood. ](https://youtu.be/x1SaXIGaOso)
I was almost okay with it until they brought out that nasty bucket. If you clean your power tools thoroughly, it should be safe, but that bucket was straight up gross.
He had his work boot holding the meat as he cut it.
Yeah, but the side he didn't use.
You think a man like that is going to waste a perfectly good salami?
It still had the plastic wrap on that I think
Please don't eat that
You are not my real mom, don't tell me what to do.
Ok. Eat a metal shaving sammich.
Also: not your real mom.
You are adopted bitch!
We'll all die someday might aswell do it with a sandwich
I'm all good with dying for a sandwich, but it had better be there best fucking sandwich of my life NOT just the last sandwich of my life
But it's Subway. Eat Fresh™.
Somehow I don't think that's sanitary.
I want to do the same lmao
4/10 not enough powertools
I have a feeling that this is not edible
Has as much sawdust as a normal bowl of cereal
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
As a plumber, I've done unspeakable things and then eaten lunch without washing my hands first.
That's what immune systems are for.
funny, but certainly not a fucking crazy video
I mean.. would you eat that?
Nobody eats it though.
The famous tetanus sandwich
Cooking with Boris
The sanding the side at the end might be a move though
Thats a planer. He was flattening the edge. The mark of a true craftsman.
Great. Now I'm in class AND hungry
Achievement Unlocked: Dysentery.
Ah yes. I always wanted a sandwich with extra bacteria and wood chippings. And don't forget the shit that was collected at the bottom of my shoe
How much money did he clog up?
Why do i want to see more vid like this?
The rust gives it that extra zing
When you really don’t wanna do the dishes
Lifehack channels be like;
Half the comments in this thread are about how this is not a practical way to make a sandwich like we didn't figure that out on our own already.
That *don't know what it's called thing* they used to slice the pickle is an abomination. Don't @ me.
What a load of bollox! By the time hes done all that it will be OK LADs back to work break times over 🙈
Tim the toolman Taylor did it better
Haha i came here to say that!
That is by far the fuckin ugliest sandwich I have seen in my life
That's the immortality sandwich. If you eat and not die from a nasty bacterial infection, then it means you're immortal.
hahaha the plainer to finish it, perfect.
Fuck man, i wouldn't want all my tools rusting up and full of nasty shit just for some likes.
I said no pickle.
Make it again.
I wish this could be a thing at a sandwich shop near me
This needs to become a restaurant
why do i wanna eat this
Rest assured, this tastes like metal
You can bet the customer got billed for the full amount of time it took to make this video. Rounded up, of course.
Who jigsaws onions? Clearly that calls for a band saw
Cleaning up the edge at the end killed me.
My dad always said that a great worker can use the wrong tool the wrong way to get the job done right
The electric tools he used to make this sandwich were easily around 7k (USD). That might make this sandwich the most artisan hoagie to grace this earth.
Bill Bailey did it first
yes its true, some people are fucking crazy
What was the point of using a router tho?!?!?
Why's it look like it's easier to make tho
You will get exactly 1 footlong and not a millimeter less or more. That will be $5
He got me with the planer at the end
Dude ate lifetime worth of lead and what not for sure
can someone make this with the home depot song
“Bibford tools proudly presents…!”
Definitely American lol weird people
Tastes like sawdust
Take a bite you fucking coward!
some fine craftmanship
Nice sandwich, lots of cleaning tools though
They lost me when they used a torch to toast the bread. You can taste the exhaust/byproducts of whatever gas you are running. They should have used a heat gun instead. It's pretty easy to toast your bread perfectly with one.
This person must not like their tools very much.