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Flo & Jamie from Progressive, Jake & Parker from S.F., the Toyatathon woman & the At&T dry erase board woman, Doug & the Wet Teddy Bear guy from L.M. all in a tag team cage match to the death....

Flo & Jamie from Progressive, Jake & Parker from S.F., the Toyatathon woman & the At&T dry erase board woman, Doug & the Wet Teddy Bear guy from L.M. all in a tag team cage match to the death....

my_lucid_nightmare

The Emu suddenly appears, kicks and pecks Flo and Jamie's eyes out, rips wet teddy bear's face off, then takes a big bird liquid dump on Doug's head. Jake, Parker and Lily start a pornhub channel.


SnorkinOrkin

Lmfaoooooo


thespywhometaldandme

Omg if only I had gold to give you rn hahah


Formula_Zero_EX

XD


kev_61483

Jake and Parker. She’s been toting those “sides of ranch” so long that she has built up some pretty impressive guns. Her battle cry? “YOU’RE A DEADMAN, MAN!


robbysmithky

Toyota Jan is hot


pinpunpan

That’s what I came to say 🔥


spoon7777

I'm going with Lilly. She'd motorboat them all to death with that massive rack of hers.


EIU86

I've seen an apparently authentic photo of her topless. Beautiful!


bepbep747

Where? Asking for a friend of course.


Desertloverphx

🤢


R0CK-STAR

Jan from Toyota looks really good in those yoga pants tho from that new one


tensigh

Jamie from Progressive. They do radio ads with him too and they make me want to poke my ears out.


Hot_Air3169

Surprisingly great rates.


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Starbase503

He can get backing from the [Match.com](https://Match.com) wedding singers and maybe the lot of them could burst into flames...except Lily. Beauty forgives many sins.


BubbaMan34

Unpopular opinion, but State farm and the awful emu ads are better than Flo and Jamie.


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robbysmithky

She's been complaining about men sexually objectifying her. Her cute face and huge tits are all she's got because she's not that great of an actress.


KrissyBean

They also gave her a shirt slightly bigger in the most recent commercial. It's no longer pulling across her chest.


sundance1028

"She's been complaining about men sexually objectifying her." *Proceeds to sexually objectify her* SMH. Reddit never ceases to amaze.


robbysmithky

I'm not ashamed to say she's hot and I enjoy seeing her flaunt it (or used to). But when you flaunt it for years to advance your career and then all of a sudden complain about the attention it just tells me its a PR move.


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robbysmithky

Some of those pregnant commercials had her up and around and that's when I first noticed her.


BbcGee_SpotHerXxx

Hey this guy has a little dick


Cylonstolemybike

She is directing the commercials now, so she is taking the spotlight off her smoking hot body.


marko719

Jamie wins hands down. He practices Muay Thai.


MyriVerse2

Jamie wins because muay thai.


Ang156

I always said if I met Flo in a dark alley only one of us would survive! But seriously they all "gotta go" annoying asf


rickrolo24

They get ran over by the Toyota.


nfsnltvc15

The last two standing will be Mara from Progressive and the Wet Teddy Beahs guy. Mara will begin to speak, and WTB guy will off himself rather than be subjected to her grating, annoying voice for even one second longer.