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1.000 IQ meme

1.000 IQ meme

Vecus

I think I'm having a stroke trying to decipher this


tomboothe

The cloaks are togas and then there is a bat and a man, so it’s togas bat man. I don’t understand the other ones tho


lenny-bind

Mandarin poison Ivy togas bat man


ScreamingDizzBuster

Orange yew gown bat man


vonnegutenbergbible

Aren’t you going, Batman?


Avalonians

Orange yew gown bat jeff


Throwawayyyeerr

By Jove you’ve cracked the code


AdministrativeAd4111

But what does it *MEEEAAAAN*


hothraka

Man darin Poison Ivy to gas Batman


Billy_Billboard

Man daring Poison Ivy to gas Batman.


miasere

If only someone could tell us what it means!!!


GhostBuster404

Mandarin Poison Ivy Togas Batman.


EverythingCeptCount

Man darin poison ivy to cloak batman? (Turn invisible) I only thought of this after reading comments about man daring from Mandarin


Toaster_flame

HOW THE FUCK


karateema

I could have never deciphered this


NyiatiZ

Mandarin poison ivy


FasterDoudle

>The cloaks are togas Ok for the pun sure, but those are not Togas


SirFrancis_Bacon

Doesn't look anything like a [toga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toga)


weaslewig

Never seen a black toga before.


Starcraft88

mango poison ivy togas bat man man go poison ivy to gas batman (mango was the original meme because the op didn't know the difference some how some way)


BajaBlastion

It could be two gowns


Hackerwithalacker

That solved the final piece of the puzzle to me thank you


unclecaveman1

… that’s not what togas are, though. A toga was only the long strip of cloth worn over the shoulder in a loop.


Doggo_BorkBork

The Woman is daring Poison Ivy to gas Bat Man, while the Mandarin poison ivy togas bat man


4typical

mongo


Headcap

that's because your iq is 999 and not 1000. acknowledge your inferiority fyi 999 is less than 1000


selfrespectra

999 > 1000 cuz 9 is more than 1 dumbass


Riderluk

Yeah but the arrow (>) is supposed to point at the bigger number so 999 < 1000 idiot 🙄


GenericAutist13

Woman darin Poison Ivy (character) to gas Batman Man darin (fruit) poison ivy (plant) to gas (clothes) bat man


poop_princess

bat (animal) man (danimals smoothie)


juanaman420

> gas (clothes) I seriously hope they didnt put a pair of fucking clothes to try to represent "gas"... that's not 1000 IQ that's -1000 IQ lol Using a shitty modern slang that doesnt actually mean "gas" doesnt work my guy... like why would they not use an actual gas cloud?


IllicitDesire

To gas Togas It represents togas.


juanaman420

Lmao damn they butchered that wording... For that they should of put "to gas (Togas)" Also when I picture togas I think of the white sheet with one shoulder out... I thought the picture was like some new kanye clothing line lmao


IllicitDesire

It is to gas, check the second frame's spelling and yeah I think everyone can agree it would've been more recognisable for sure. They used a Roman styled toga used during mourning, and that was just something I gleamed elsewhere without a source so... take that information lightly as an explanation


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GenericAutist13

> poison ivy (plant) to gas (clothes)


juanaman420

So it should of been "to gas (Togas)" not (clothes) lol


GenericAutist13

Boo hoo


juanaman420

I didnt mean to make you cry I was just explaining what I misunderstood...


GenericAutist13

😐


juanaman420

(°<°)--♡


TomBot98

Man-darin poison ivy to-gas bat man


SunfireRomalo

Orange plant black bat twin


miasere

Is it a mango?


zfire100

no


dTrecii

Is it a mango?


Bacon_Bomb

no


JeffytoMBC

is it a mango?


Jackiboi307

no


Superlikbb

Is a Mango?


[deleted]

Yes


Superlikbb

I know it!!!!!


dTrecii

What a darn shame...


drostandfound

Mandarin poison ivy togas bat man.


SunfireRomalo

Your meme gave me an headache fuck you


HERERsahil

Man(darin) poison ivy to(gas) bat man. 😎😎


BigDongo37

1000 iq


Bixcoon

Holy fucking shit


StaleBread_

Those are graduation gowns not fuckin togas


TheGreat-Pretender

Mandarin ivy togas bat man. What a load of shit that wasn't funny it wasn't unfunny it was just nothing. I like it


ziggurism

Who ever heard of a black toga?


CandyAppleHesperus

The Romans. It was called a toga pulla and worn during mourning


ziggurism

Interesting, TIL thanks. Nevertheless the garments in the OP don't seem like black togas, but rather robes with sleeves.


Riderluk

I found these robes in google images by googling togas. I found a bunch of pictures of those along with those square student hats. As a non-native English speaker, I thought that those graduation robes must be called togas and just used them. A lot of people in the comments have a problem with that. I am going to make my next one indecipherable just to annoy everyone


ziggurism

"toga" is a latin word, not english, so your inability to know what a toga looks like has nothing to do with your mastery of the english language


yeboioioi

*pushes glasses up*


Riderluk

you amerilards are something else


Billy_Billboard

Incase you didn't actually get it, it's: "Man daring Poison Ivy to gas Batman."


IanMazgelis

>that wasn't funny it wasn't unfunny it was just nothing This describes basically all Reddit and Twitter humor after around 2015, and maybe I'm biased and a lot of people would place that date to be earlier. The jokes aren't any good they're just what users are used to upvoting. I really think there's a negligible amount of people who actually like them, and those people generally aren't very socially adjusted anyway. People are familiar with that kind of content so they do the familiar thing and appreciate it being "correct." It's the exact same mindset as older people watching Modern Family or Ellen or something. They aren't laughing, but they're saying "That's funny" because the jokes are what they're used to. It's not humor, it's habit.


Riderluk

[moldy and irritating](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/pmge94/thats_a_fucking_tangerine_it_shouldnt_bug_me_this/)


Embarrassed-Inside11

I just saw that meme and I was wondering. How tf did an orange become mango lol!?


ArcadiaXLO

I think it's meant to be Man Darin rather than Man Go.


Embarrassed-Inside11

If that is the case, then why did woman got woman go?


ArcadiaXLO

It's also possible it's a shitpost and the person who posted it to MildlyInfuriating just didn't understand that.


Riderluk

Yeah, and it's a great one at that


Embarrassed-Inside11

*That explains everything!*


Embarrassed-Inside11

Or maybe he wanted everyone to be pissed off that he put orange not mango like me!


JesW87

I thought that was the joke


Embarrassed-Inside11

Yeah! Even I was wondering that!


RitaMoleiraaaa

that's the joke


EpickChicken

Woman go Orange


aa2xk

My mango is to blow up


Skunk-Fucker

And act like I don’t know nobody. Heheheheh


Skunk-Fucker

u/were_all_seagulls when tangerine 😡


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Squeegorp

i like it but there are definitely better images of togas out there, i was really confused


FingerStreet

thats not mandarin dumfuck this is mandarin 🈯️💹🈹🈲㊗️🈴🉐


Riderluk

Iron Man will kill him


iloveceleryy

Mango


DylanRex

Orange you glad you didn’t say banana


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Moneycraftkid420

I don I dont get it


i_like_lasanga

Try harder


antokbruh

skill issue


UndercoverGopnik

Citrus leaves clothes flying man


Riderluk

Thanks for being a familiar face. I think this post got into some general tag because this comment section is filled with entitled pricks who have no idea what the intention of this sub even is. And I can't turn off post notifications until I'm on my computer at work


UndercoverGopnik

Oh shi! I hope they don't stay here. I did notice how some people don't understand irony on this sub. Like when the message in the post is "memes like this are shit, here's a necrophiled version to make it even less funny" there still are commenters that unironically react to the original joke.


ze_lux

Mandarin poison ivy togas bat man. That was fun to decipher! I killed a man in 2003, Phoenix Az.


aurel0306

MUC is CUM backwards, surprised? me not


Riderluk

me neither


AkihiroAwa

orange leaves suit batman ?


BiggerNutthole

I hate that I love this


_dauntless

Only Rick and Morty fans will get this one


CN456

This opened my 69th eye


ashen_crow

Man go rob poison ivy and batman?


CH4UCK

Ma daring poison ivy to choke batman?


Uno2

this says so much about society wow


Mega_Septile

in one hour , the room will fill with gas


Rick-a-dick-a-lick

I burger james bond your sister?


Riderluk

You must be like 40


Rick-a-dick-a-lick

Older, I'm 178, why do you think I'm on a necrofilia sub


Riderluk

r/selffuck moment 😳


Ihateusernamethief

I'm Batman standin


schavi

man door hand hook door gun


Exra_

Bond burger


hey-thats-prettyepic

This is where I watched my parents die Parappa


Riderluk

I gotta believe it's bummer!


brainsbesplattered

Damn I only got 999 iq I don’t get it


Mccuntface210

Why is this funniest thing I’ve seen today


myraplex

This is fucking Art


SpamShot5

Mandarin, Poison Ivy, Togas, Bat, Jew


Riderluk

Watch out for Batjew's greatest enemy, The Hiddler


SpamShot5

Serbia 🇳🇱


RoseEsque

These are not togas, these are some shitty black robes. Google "toga cloth" to see what actual togas look like.


SheWantsDiscipline

It's not that deep, brah.


JustTrevi

Mandarin poison ivy two cloak batman. ​ I actually thought that was clever. I love you.


ThisIsMyNewAccountBB

Mods only approved this to make it seem like they understand it and are smart.


memewatcher3

Orange? poison ivy Robes bat man


Andre_w__

i understand this but i would have a brain aneurysm trying to explain it


Lil_iBrow

My brain has spontaneously combusted


Also_Wireless

This took a rather long time to figure out what the fuck I was looking at


Silv3rSn1per86

Asking poison ivy toget Batman


_xParagon

loss


RodriOfficial

This is my final english exam


BBCFrank

Man(darin) poison Ivy to(gas) bat man


Bobbothedoggo

okay but this is actually funny


GeoThePoly

Mandarin poison ivy togas Bat man


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Idk how many iqs this meme has but it has more than me


Joe-Lolz

This post really captures what this subreddit is about


Gameof69drones420124

Based


i_like_lasanga

Mandarin poison ivy togas bat man


AspergerKid

Isn't this more of a r/comedyhitmen thing?


Kjrb

Thought this was r/Thomastheplankengine because of how hard it was too understand


ievaderedditbans

I’m American so this is a 1.000 IQ meme.


MrMgP

Mandarin poision ivy togas bat man


Suspicious-Service

I just saw that the answer is in the meme..


PartTimeMantisShrimp

I actually laughed tbh


JonahMastro

OH ITS MANDARIN POISON IVY TOGAS BAT MAN


EdSimonetti

Is this loss?


cadaada

i think not even /r/comedynecromancy can save that one


chuckieSLAY

Man darin poison ivy toga bat man?


potatoeoe

Mandarin Poison Ivy Togas Bat Man


Supertigy

How in hell is that supposed to be a toga?


TeamXII

Where toga


myweirdotheraccount

just when I thought nothing would be funny anymore


RWBarnas

Where is the wo


randomdude712

Loss


Biggest_Man_George

:[


iLikeSpicyMems

orange leaf road bat man


sunnydoggg

Solution: Mandarin poison ivy togas bat man. “Man daring Poison Ivy to gas Batman”


awesomeD7775

My name it Darin I’m i famous?🗿


Psycaridon-t

ok. so a toga is an awesome piece of clothing, yet its is also apparently the name of an anime charater


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Psycaridon-t

What?


Hackerwithalacker

Woman is daring poison ivy to gas batman And Mandarin (man daring) poison ivy togas (to gas) bat man


Eryklav

i love you for this piece of art


Parabeetle

I thought this shit was in spanish for a sec


Cosmus50

Mandarin(chinese) poison Ivy


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Lord-Tunnel-Cat

Tangerine poison ivy toga’s bat man


Black_1ceyt

mandarin = man daring poison ivy = poison ivy togas = to gas bat man = batman


CringeOverseer

Mandarin - poison ivy - togas - bat - man


TheBanandit

Only chick and potty fans will win


Gozi42

mango


[deleted]

Too low iq to understand sorry


jumudutumugu

Masterbatin'


Bixcoon

WAIT Man darin' poison ivy to (something) Batman


gloveman90

Mandarin. Nice


Southpaw_Wonderful

Man-Darin' Poison Ivy ToGas Bat Man


MikeymanTheMikester

Mandarin (The orange) Posion Ivy togas Batman Mad Daring Poison IVY to gas Batman


O_X_E_Y

elton john: im still standin


Darth_Diink

When all you heard about togas was something something college and assumed it’s a graduation gown.


Khakizulu

Mango-darin poison ivy togas bat man?


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UslashMKIV

those aren't togas


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