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DumDum42

The more disappointing version of this is insight using mayonnaise on a steak. How have we dropped this far.


NotAVerySillySausage

I think Mayo is the lesser of two evils in this scenario.


MisterSixfold

well if you have to use one of the two, mayonnaise is a way better option than ketchup


jjack1616

Wow I’m astonished


StonerMMA

Lmao im imagining you and everyone in this thread with Pikachu shocked meme face


HalfEatenBarnana

Cannot believe this has so many downvotes. Mayonnaise is amazing.


TacoTymeTaxi

I don’t think people realize how much stuff has mayo in it


Kraknoix007

It is, but american mayo is not european mayo. We put mayo on everything here because it's way better quality


Tacos_and_weed

Ultra the new cod villains ?


_R3DZ

Medium gang with creamy garlic potatoes


Andresgeo

A civilized answer. Christ


jdashh

Now we’re talking


Reverberation1

Made exactly this tn for me and my girl. Well, medium rare ribeye and add asparagus. 🔥


madchickenz

Sounds like a Valentine’s meal but 2 days late. Grilled? Pan seared? Reverse sear (definitely my favorite ribeye method)?


Reverberation1

Pan seared in a cast iron with olive oil, butter, little garlic and Rosemary Edit: we actually had a tasting menu (omakase) at a pretty high end Japanese restaurant on v day, but they were slammed and service was not nearly as good as it should be for that kind of thing


madchickenz

I’m eating dinner like 45 minutes from now, and I’m not eating steak. Which is tragic because I’m not hungry for some. Also, the wife and I have agreed that we don’t ever go out on V Day itself because of that exact same experience. Went to a Melting Pot restaurant years ago the day of, and it felt like we were being shoveled out to make room for more people. Now we go the Saturday before or after. Everyone who would normally be out at the great places already is eating there on V Day so it is nice and quiet.


babestar712

Microwaved 🥵


madchickenz

Ah, a connoisseur. Do you also slather your steak with ketchup and mayo?


TuBachle

I see someone has functioning tastebuds


DrewB2400

Medium is the choice for kids under 12 years old. Once you hit puberty, you start to eat medium rare.


Throwaway1836463910

Depends on the steak tbh. A fattier steak is fine medium whereas a slimmer steak is better off medium rare


Ian_Campbell

If you ask for a NY strip medium rare usually it's a compromise enough to melt the fat but still be pink whereas for filets you do want them more on the rare side and a thicker cut helps


Azazel_brah

Thank God I was about to unfollow this sub after reporting every comment. Medium rare is the one. Join us on r/steak


WickedTwista

Anything other than medium-rare means you are an uncultured swine


Ethangains07

Well done 🤢…. With ketchup 🤮


ciubim

EMERGENCY SENSITIVITY TRAINING ASAP


thealiagator111

These cunts finna be unstoppable


omdesign123

Well-done with mayo, can’t trust those British folk with any type of cooking.


MaximusDecimis

Easy there bud. Am britt and think this is fucking disgusting. Medium rare with peppercorn sauce for me.


omdesign123

Jokes aside, I’ve slaughtered a few fish&chips/English breakfasts in my day.


MeadsyBoro

Ah yeah, because Americans are well known for their cuisine lmao. Edit: Seeing as I can't reply to any replies, I will clarify my stance. Actual American cuisine is the homecooked food you see on a thanksgiving plate, and it's amongst some of the worst cuisine on the planet. Everyone has good fast food options, everywhere has amazing restaurants, the real marker of cuisine is the homecooked family food that's actually synonymous with the country. No one can look at a thanksgiven plate and suggest that it isn't awful food compared to most nations. Americans have literally the worst diet on the planet, hence the obesity crisis, ridiculous over use of abused animals and reliance on fast food.


neck_tarine

English people are known for eating beans on toast for breakfast 👺


boondoggle420

Spoken like a man who's never had beans and cheese on toast. Extra mature cheddar and some paprika in the baked beans. Fucking beautiful. Stick that in your poptarts and smoke it pal.


burritoboii282

Literally no one does that. Beans go as a side with a full English, which is a rare breakfast. Talking a few times a year kinda thing. Beans on toast is usually just a quick fix lunch when there's absolutely nothing better to eat. Edit: before I'm down voted to fuck, I'm not defending our cuisine (it's shite). Just correcting cultural misinformation


Azazel_brah

>Literally no one does that. Oh yeah? What about the bloke on the tube


gufeldkavalek62

Just not for breakfast, it’s a lunch thing really. Too filling for breakfast


burritoboii282

Mate, he'd eat anything for breakfast. You're right though, should have rephrased that to 'the majority...'


-XR-

Im English and I've got to admit American cuisine is superior


NotAVerySillySausage

Same, English "cuisine" is complete dogshit. I don't think American is particularly good either when compared to the some Eurpean and Asian countries, but it's still better than ours for the most part.


MetalingusMike

What exactly is "American cuisine"?


-XR-

In my opinion: burgers, tex mex cuisine, bbq, philly cheese steaks, american fusion food etc like new york pizza etc. Pretty easy to google other examples, wikipedia has a whole page dedicated to american cuisine. I like a lot of english food as well but if I had to choose between the two I know which one I'm going for.


MetalingusMike

Most of that food is just food from other countries, with an American twist (usually more fat and dairy). How is this even remotely comparable to English cuisine?


Inoc91

Wtf do British people have? Your national dish is literally Indian lmao. I’m not even American, it’s just funny to me as a brown kid


MetalingusMike

Our national dish is not curry. We do eat a lot of takeaways, but takeaways are not English food (though we do have spins on them - like Chinese food with chips).


Inoc91

Chicken Tikka Masala is England’s national dish


NotAVerySillySausage

That's a myth. But it does originate from England.


MetalingusMike

No it's not.


-XR-

Because those things are generally considered American cuisine now. I do see your point though because I don't consider chicken tikka masala to be English food but a lot of the things I mentioned most people would consider to be quintessentially American


Dr_Findro

I would rather be fat than an insufferable Euro


m00rg

Your ancestors spent thousands of years colonizing numerous lands just so you could eat baked beans for breakfast. What was it all for?


Cloakh

nah this is fucked they have to be trolling


Reverberation1

No way they’re not trolling


DamtheDan_

Their really are the hidden villains.


JackGillam123

they’re deffo joking lol when have they ever done a serious tweet


N0_Thanky0u

Insight is actually a psychopath


S4mmy243

Move over simp these two are the new villains of cod


-TrevWings-

Anything other than medium rare is fucked up


joe-clark

Ketchup on a well done steak probably isn't super terrible. The problem I have is that it's taking something that had the potential to be awesome and then taking all the awesome out of it. People that would choose to have a well done steak with ketchup over a medium steak with a little seasoning or whatever are the kind of person who would have chef boyardee vs a really nice plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Chef boyardee isn't awful but given the choice why the hell would I choose that if I have a better option that's the same price.


Mac_attack_1414

As an Ultra fan I sincerely apologize, but my guess is since weed is legal here they were high af and at that point even I’d take both those steaks!


Jukester-

They eat beans for breakfast btw


KyogreHype

What? lol is baked beans not a thing in America? A full English is an absolute banger of a breakfast. Proper bacon as well, none of this artificial looking crispy nonsense like you guys get.


StonerMMA

A bit unrelated, but as we say back in my home country: the Europeans colonized us for 400 years for our spices but never learned how to use them. 😔


Kraknoix007

I think there is some nice subtle seasoning in french and italian quisine but Indian food takes the spices to a new level. I'm not gonna agree it's always better though, one culture likes to let the ingredients shine on their own with simple food, the other achieves maximum flavour with intricate spice blends


MeadsyBoro

Dishoom would suggest otherwise. The UK has some of the best Indian food on the planet.


kussian_m

Where u from?


Ok_Photograph_3316

Canadian things Edit: people taking this seriously is sad. Quit being bitches. Downvote = crying


caramelgod

no its not wtf lol


omdesign123

How is this Canadian?


iDomBMX

Always Berta beef


FearcGaming

This is in no way a Canadian thing, this is from a duel citizen who has literally spent 15 years in Canada and 15 years in the US


Ok_Photograph_3316

And during either stay did you learn not to take everything seriously


FearcGaming

I didn’t learn to read someone’s mind that’s for sure


Ok_Photograph_3316

It was obviously satire to anyone with more than 1 braincell.


FearcGaming

Swing and a miss I’d say. You made an attempt so that’s tippable at least 🤣


socolditburns

Can't lie, I eat steak with ketchup and I hate barbecue sauce. I'm also Canadian and my dad wants to disown me. But I also have a ketchup and salt addiction so I can't really help myself or blame myself, heinz ketchup is God's gift to this earth and I eat everything with it, not just steak(eggs and mac & cheese etc.) Eating steak with mayo is a fucking war crime though.


DrewB2400

Your dad has the right idea


socolditburns

Meh, I'm the only son he got and I chose to route for the bills over the Patriots so he's happy with it, plus the raptors tickets i got for him for his birthday more than makesups for it.... However, jury is still out on what he thinks about what im going to school for


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socolditburns

Not even tryna flex, just tryna explain what I do to make up for me having horrible taste in food.


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socolditburns

Oh he does im just having fun. And saying fuck the Patriots.


smalltownnerd

Never trust a Brit around beef unless their name is Gordon


BigOlYeeter

If you don't have BBQ sauce, ketchup goes just fine with steak. Y'all just repeating shit you read online


Badger623

wtf did i just read??? if you don’t eat your steak medium, go fuck yourself


Natethedig

I will go fuck myself


Zenyx_

Gatekeeping beef, incredible


madchickenz

Hey, good steak deserves a bit of gatekeeping when confronted with a travesty like these guys!


cheikhyourselfm8

Eat shit I will have my steak medium well


KyogreHype

Might as well eat a rubbery boot cos that shit is no longer a nice steak once you've overcooked the tits off it past medium.


Chimneyfishh

Steak tartare beast mentality. And yes I'll be rooting for a new team this year


KyogreHype

I mean, having it medium is just as bad as well done tbh. Rare/Medium-rare is the norm.


FearcGaming

Jesus Christ the anarchy


Kraknoix007

Mayo okay, but ketchuppp? I converted my entire family bevause i refused to cook steak well done, rather let them starve


niarsnaemti

Toronto no longer claims the Ultra after this


THATBOYDEAN

Medium rare colmans mustard


cmaloney0317

Nah they gotta be held accountable for this…unacceptable.


Efff_It

Two horrible takes, but they’re technically not from the U.S.A., so we have to forgive them a little.


ScrillyBoi

Nah fam, burnt to a crisp with ranch dressing


cglCerberus

Someone needs to get Methodz back on Ultra he knows better


KoolKyle31

If you wanna eat rubber with ketchup than go eat at a school cafeteria


Ok-Moose8271

The reason you need ketchup on your steak is because it's well done. At least try medium-well.


JBerczi

#WazzockGang


JelloApprehensive556

Patrick mahomes would be proud


Marshall9_

BBQ>ketchup or mayo


Oblivion_18

Bance on that Patrick Mahomes diet


Dr_who_ace

Stake and burger sauce.


TheZosul

The reason the chemistry on the team is so high must be because they all have shit takes on how to eat steak..


ReflexiveOW

And just like that, Toronto have become the league's antagonists


Ian_Campbell

If it took you this long to learn these people are full of freaks lol


MeadsyBoro

Just stop eating dead, innocent animals full stop. Especially if you're turning them into fucking leather. Edit: The Pizza has fake pepperoni on it btw, another excellent meat alternative that makes killing and abusing animals for your pleasure even less necessary.


omdesign123

🗿


MeadsyBoro

It's morally unjustifiable. Also completely unnecessary. The pizza has fake pepperoni on but nice try.


Affectionate-Cost525

Funny how you have what looks to be a pepperoni pizza you made as one of your recent posts....


DrewB2400

So I should only eat alive, non innocent animals instead. Got it. And then I should poop them out and turn them into leather as well.


MeadsyBoro

If you want to be a weirdo then go ahead, you'll die quicker which may be a net benefit to the planet. The better advise would be to just not eat animals altogether, unless you have a way of morally justifying it, which you don't.


snakenbake14

I must imagine you aren't a fan of liver king huh?


MeadsyBoro

Disgusting freak


DrewB2400

If me eating animals makes you upset, than I am morally justified in eating animals for every meal, which I do most days anyways.


MeadsyBoro

Doesn't upset me my man, if you want to pay for animal abuse, torture, unnecessary slaughter etc then that's on you. You eat meat with every meal? ooo what a legend...


DrewB2400

Animals taste good


MeadsyBoro

And? Your dog might taste good in the right dish, doesn't mean I'm going to murder and eat him.


Kraknoix007

This type of comment is gonna make sure at least 10 people never try to be vegetarian in their life, good job you played yourself


MeadsyBoro

I'd doubt that actually considering you've just pulled numbers out of your arse. If people are sensitive to the reality of what they are doing when they eat meat then its something they need work out themselves anyway.


Natethedig

I am a carnivore


MeadsyBoro

Well done, I feel sorry for your colon and cholesterol.


Natethedig

Yummy tho


MeadsyBoro

Very yummy, just not yummy enough to justify mass animal abuse and slaughter when there's an easy alternative that's also yummy.


Natethedig

But I like chiken


MeadsyBoro

Cool


MaxChainz

absolutely not


MeadsyBoro

'Absolutely not' what?


cowboys815

Well done with fried onions and a bit of BBQ sauce 🙌


InsideousVgper

It was the ketchup part that made this a L. Steak well done can be be top tier if seasoned properly. Ketchup is a disgrace tho.


SIaaP

Did Toronto just become the villains?


snakenbake14

Just completely unacceptable honestly.


krgkarnage

Translation: charchoal with tomato paste >


Il---__---lI

I've never had steak but this even sounds disgusting to me 😂


jd32323

Reverse seared, medium rare (125 internal temp) prime ribeye with grilled asparagus, and sauteed onions and mushrooms and a loaded baked potato. Well done is like eating charcoal and ketchup is for fries.


AvA_Endless

I’m gonna puke


xPolyMorphic

That's fucking disgusting


HeartBreaker_TV

Yeah, I can't really support this kind of behavior lmao :p


AMS_GoGo

I genuinely think this should get them kicked out of the league


colossalsquid0

what's next relish??????


cxnx_yt

Here's an unpopular opinion, both ketchup and mayo are disgusting. Downvote me all you want.


CazualGinger

Well done with mayo is good but it is not even close to the best way to eat a steak. Ketchup on the other hand is blasphemy