T O P

I'm happy he feels better... but what a wreck.

I'm happy he feels better... but what a wreck.

anony1620

He understands that 250 is much much less than 100k right?


ElShinken

Now....lets get this comment to 100k ?


BowwwwBallll

And don't forget to give ME gold? EDIT - holy crap someone actually did it. I feel like now I need to double down by being an ungrateful bastard but it's just not in my nature. Thanks everyone for all the awards.


SamGamgE

Screw gold, this comment deserves Ternion


Lordomi42

Remember when all we had was gold, and silver was just a bot? Better times.


NotsoGreatsword

i remember when silver was just a joke lol


nerherder911

Can I award a scrap piece of paper with i.o.u. on it?


iamreeterskeeter

I miss those times.


Cod_rules

Fuck Reddit awards, I deserve a hundred bucks for this comment


imoutofnameideas

Fuck a hundred bucks, I deserve a controlling stake in Amazon Inc. for this comment.


BetterCallSal

Fuck Amazon, make me the CEO of Disney Edit: alright, you guys got a point.


Berly653

Wait you turned down controlling stake in a company worth almost 2 Trillion (making you a likely trillionaire) To have a 70+ hour a week job that pays ‘only’ $14 Million To each either own I guess


travel_nerdiness

Woah, didn't know Disney Store employees got paid so much! :)


DaniePants

Fuck me, the CEO of Amazon and Disney


AnimEtc

Do you want them to do it at the same time?


Human-Engineer1359

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee 🤣


boringhistoryfan

Controlling stake sounds like its more rewarding than having to be CEO though. The CEO doesn't usually own the corporation itself, and while they get stock options, its not usually enough to switch ownership.


kimjongswoonofficial

Aww shoot I fat fingered it. You’re now the DEO of Cisney…


wildo83

Best I can do is an “everyone clapped $100%.”


Bruised_Penguin

Here u go


Acrobatic_Confusion

[https://imgur.com/DQIDFtD](https://imgur.com/DQIDFtD) ​ check the awards. i don't understand rich people. this reminded me of that.


OrdinaryExtension162

Bro that crap is well over $100. Who buys that stuff. I have never in my life seen a sentence that was so well typed that I decided to throw $100 at it.


WonkySight

Is that a thing?


Rokketeer

Lmao everyone dumping their free awards on you (I did the same).


monstermayhem436

I once replied to a dude with the name Arron Donald "if you're really Arron Donald, you'll gift me Gold" and someone actually gifted me gold


Rathion_North

I'm going to be the one guy to downvote you so you remain humble. "You're only a man, Reddit gold is worthless. Karma has no value."


strongest_discgolfer

He's waiting till 10 then the wheels are gonna fall off. Haha


gguppy

I wish I could take back my award after that edit


ExceedinglyGayParrot

To the next person that gives me gold, I will send you tasteful bird pornography


CoalMineInTheCanary

And don't forget to give EVERYONE ELSE PLATINUM.


Fenizrael

Your post needs a second edit now


Dr_Downvote_

Both this and the OP. r/AwardSpeechEdits


Bagelssz

now we just need 100k likes


signed_under_duress

And give me a mansion?


btmvideos37

You’re closer than they were lol


ElShinken

And that's the win we all needed haha !!


btmvideos37

Lol yep


phaelox

Almost there guys


alghiorso

Don't forget to smash that subscribe


boomaberg

I guess somone isn't paying attention in class.


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Lisabeybi

Maybe maybe he’s using the Terry Pratchet troll method of counting: One, two, many, lots. In that case, he’s almost there already!


FoolishStone

Or a Watership Down rabbit way of counting ... one, two, three, five/hrair.


Nickbou

I think the highest I’ve ever seen a comment is in the 10k range, and that’s extremely rare. He’s asking for 10x that….


appleandwatermelonn

I believe the highest ever comment is from a guy who played goofy at Disney world talking about 2 kids who were brought in after their parents just died and had VIP treatment all day. Even that only got 98.5k. The highest *post* is still only around 450k Interestingly the most downvoted comment ever got -667k.


kiwibutterket

Wow. What did the comment say to achieve such a feat?


Kitsterthefister

EA discussing micro transactions in the newly released Star Wars battlefront 2. Basically told the players you should grind and “have a sense of pride and accomplishment” for working to unlock main characters that should have been included in the first place. Basically trying to shove micro transactions into the game and refusing to listen, then giving super tone deaf response


LordofFullmetal

It might’ve been higher, originally. I imagine the negative karma started rolling in the second he made that edit.


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Almost like they're joking or something...


UndeadBread

After skimming through his comment history, I actually don't think it was a joke. He sounds like he might be developmentally disabled unless he's just a child who is only pretending to be an adult. Either way, he seems to beg for karma and gold fairly consistently and has been doing so for a couple of years


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Ah. How awkward. It's sad if someone who is developmentally disabled and clearly values karma so much got eviscerated by reddit for their enthusiasm.


Dodgy-Boi

I think he had much more. But his ‘edit saga’ made it go down. Post had 10 awards. Usually on Reddit the award/updoot ratio is somewhat 1 award per 2-5k updoots. So I think the beggar had about 10k updoots at some point.


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

I'm more interested in what they're calling a tactical bikini


nova_bang

she's got a gun tucked into it as if the slip was a holster *edit*: it's an actual holster tucked into her slip


Vilnius_Nastavnik

Seems like a fantastic way to end up pantsless in a gunfight


CarlosFer2201

It would probably help to distract


TaudeTheThird

Slip or slit? I'm not sure what a "slip" is in regards to a bikini.


pimpfmode

Gun slips into slit and clips the clit.


crybllrd

https://i.redd.it/8mkr8sf3nmu71.jpg


GattaiGuy

"2020 is over, no more pics with your mask on" ah yes the usual "Corona died with 2020 let´s all ignore it now"


crybllrd

Covid didn't renew it's contract at the end of 2020


gyarnar

What a dummy. The people that argue that masks and vaccine don't help, are the same people that don't wear masks and don't get vaccinated.


GattaiGuy

and they´re the main reason numbers rise every time the government tries to give people a bit more freedom


bsbbtnh

noice


ruready1994

As opposed to a strategic bikini


StealthyBasterd

Put the comment in quote marks and google it. You'll find the post.


CorianderSuuucks

Same, im pretty lost?


Homerx310

100k? Buddy flew too close to the sun...


bsbbtnh

Apparently it only takes 250 updoots and a bad day to turn someone into a youtuber.


harry-package

*LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TODAYYYYY….* *SMASH that LiKe button!* *Tell me your worthless opinion in the comments & and I’ll post a stupid follow-up video that absolutely no one asked for!”*


StereotypicalChicken

The dude didn’t just fly too close. He flew directly into the sun with those edits


decolonize_your_mind

Seeing some of his responses in the threads, getting emulsified by the sun would be a better option at this point.


bell37

Does a post on random subreddit even get that much traffic?


Yen_01

Man, I hate edits that thank for likes/reshares/whatever you can get on given website. Like for real, if you comment and feel like it's gonna drop hard, leave it as it is, and enjoy the short fame, cause the people who liked it... liked it. I haven't seen any restaurant's chef to come out of the kitchen just to thank people for eating food.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

r/AwardSpeechEdits


stefanopolis

I want to say OP is specifically satirizing award speech edits but I can’t tell what’s real on the Internet anymore.


EndVry

Poes Law.


aniforprez

I don't think this is satire. Reddit is being flooded with teenagers and kids after the lockdown started and we're seeing Facebook level quality all over the site. This is youngpeopleyoutube level stuff which is very common now. I don't have anything against kids or teenagers but the site is slowly dying


diamandisonskidrow

Ugh thank you, I thought it was just me. Half the shit in r/mademesmile is made up and it seems you're not allowed to point it out


aniforprez

That sub specifically was fucking hilarious. Recently two posts hit the top of that page and came up on /r/all that were so outrageously awful I laughed out loud. One was this dude who showed a pic of "cooked" chicken strips and mashed potatoes by putting store bought stuff in the oven and another one was some dude who put ingredients for cooking in separate bowls. It was pathetic


sexysouthernaccent

I downvote these kind edits when I see them. They're ridiculous


kapsama

They do demand awards in the form of currency though!


Mackheath1

There's a sub for just those - like the worst of the people that thank like that.


mandolinpebbles

I wanna find this comment and downvote it. EDIT: wow, love all the responses. I commented on my lunch break and didn’t see everything till now. It wasn’t the worst day, but this totally raised my mood to see all the replies. You’re all beautiful.


nova_bang

one could, in theory, just google the original comment in quotes and maybe pretty quickly find that comment. theoretically.


flyingboat

Googled "Tactical bikini" on my work laptop and got a call from IT. That didn't go how I planned.


pixelprophet

"It's for a Halloween costume."


flyingboat

I have now been uninvited to the work Halloween party. I'm done taking your guy's advice!


SkinnyBuddha89

I have a meeting with a client on a beach in Brazil


StealthMan375

Eita porra


StealthyBasterd

Solid advice, thanks fam


Kryptosis

In your account settings there's an option to disable your comments from being included in search engine indexing. Many people have this enabled. Many people might one day wish they had it enabled.


HristValkyrja

You sir are a rockstar!


matt703541

I have done my part for the betterment of society.


CaptainBritish

Dude's literally flexing his Reddit achievements and comment karma, can't quite tell if he's trolling.


planet_chuck

Did you find it? I would also like to downvote.


SkintightBoots

Google "its a tactical bikini" you'll find it


planet_chuck

It's only at 240 now. Come on fellas! Let's try to get it to -250 by days end!


BernieTheDachshund

One day he will get to -100k lol.


IamRobertoPaulson

>its a tactical bikini 191 now


jleeth

170


BollweevilKnievel1

156 now


planet_chuck

143...It's gonna be hilarious when it hits single digits and he still has all those awards.


TheLawandOrder

It'll never be better than that ea comment being the most downvoted comment on Reddit history while having hundreds of awards


aclumsypotato

which one? do you have it saved?


p3ngwin

**135** ​ ![gif](giphy|tHvxNSQ9c1Hbi)


Orbitchualawalabang

I just checked and it’s at like 120 now


the_m_g

109 now!


toetappy

106


Psych0matt

I just got it to a cool 100


CanadianBeaver1983

99 Lol


PuzzledInside123

Comment got deleted at 66. He also made a comment somewhere in this thread


shadoor

We did it Reddit? Mildly amusing turn of events, was searching for that comment myself before I read yours, so thanks.


mandolinpebbles

He needed to execute order 66?


jedontrack27

It's still in positive numbers suprisingly, I thought the edit would have tanked it.


Done-Man

I think it got deleted, found the post and couldn't find it even if i searched tactical on the page


BuckeyeMatt22

It's still there, I just found it, it's a reply to the top comment


call-me-the-seeker

It’s still there. You know what to do.


minelove423

Can you link the post?


Done-Man

Sadly no as brigading isn't allowed. But i can tell ypu that the post was a pictore of a tinder bio where an american woman was on the street wearing bikini and a gun strapped to her tong.


cireddit

It was actually easier to find than I figured...


ItsIdaho

I tried looking for it, so I am adding myself here to see when someone posts a link/name.


-DragonMoon-

Same here


neurosparx

Link?


bodaciouscream

Against Reddit brigading rules


StealthyBasterd

How 'bout a clue for a homie?


Goatfellon

Literally just Google "it's a tactical bikini" it's what I did. The reddit thread it's from was the first link.


StealthyBasterd

Found it, just came back from downvoting his ass. Thanks.


MrsTurtlebones

Oh mercy, what if he winds up with negative karma on the comment?


Kumqwatwhat

I hope we get another hilarious edit, but probably they'll just bitch out and delete the comment.


Goatfellon

Happy to help


Dodototo

Make sure to add "it's a" unless you want the nsfw post. Either way works. To each their own.


Fool0fShit

Let's just say Tinder in America is a very strange place


TalesOfFoxes

Tinder, you'll know it when you see it


matt703541

It has now been deleted


mandolinpebbles

Booooo! Anyone know what the comment was at before it got deleted? Never mind, saw another comment at it was down to 66.


HristValkyrja

Let me know when you find it


rmfr87

I found it.


Vasilisa1996

I just googled it, found it immediately and downvoted! It’s down at 178 now.


mandolinpebbles

This sub is doing good work.


Dutch_52

I found it naturally and down voted as soon as I saw it lol I rarely downvote


RobMillsyMills

He's deleted it now. But I downvoted the deleted comment to 57 just now. 🤝


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only 99.7k to go


GarnetOblivion1

Why do people always feel the need to make those edits “oh wow this blew up” I think it’s cringe.


MattChure

It's very tempting. It's sort of like doing something cool and then looking around to see if anyone saw. Only way less cool


diamandisonskidrow

It is SO cringe, thank you, I thought I was the only one because it's everywhere and no one ever calls it out


LeftPermission

Yes yes it's not even being jealous or whatever. A simple thank would do the job but these people act like they saw Jesus 🙌🏻


SpicyMayoGuy

Part of me feels like it was an 'ironic' edit, but my smooth brain wants to just believe he thought he was that cool.


Pitoufreeces

With just the 100k thing maybe, but asking for gold? Nah. Maybe asking for 4 platinums


PAULINK

everytime someone edits their post to thank people for upvoting/liking their comment drives me closer to insanity.


GeekFit26

Same when they edit’ omg! I wasn’t expecting this to blow up!’


diamond_in_rough_77

Always amazes me how reddit can be so beautiful one moment yet so brutal the next… And I love that!


mEHple_bEHcon

And the next you just wanna ​ ![gif](giphy|ktcUyw6mBlMVa)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|fPkeRSufmIh12oEVth)


Dogtor-Watson

I reckon he was negative karma farming and accidentally made a funny joke.


CeruleanTresses

What's the point of negative karma farming? I know people farm karma on accounts they want to sell, but does having a lot of negative karma do anything in and of itself, or is it just a way to track how many people they've upset?


Satan-gave-me-a-taco

Negative attention is better than no attention to these people


Superego366

YouTube influencers have truly ruined us as a people.


Hippoyawn

I’m honestly reading this as satire. Am I just really naïve?


exhilaratedguy

Nope. You'll notice the average redditor is sort of social inadequate on most convos with even a touch of nuance or context lol... Lemme know the last time you've seen 100k points on a comment and then tell me why his comment is not the most obvious joke ever


RockinRobin2112

All the evidence anyone should need to prove that karma is worthless


ToyBoxJr

What a sad life one must have to get excited over dumbass reddit karma.


haiyanlink

250 in a few hours, 100k before the day's end... 😂🤣😂


EnycmaPie

People like this who edits comment to thank rewards and ask for more is reason why people hate Reddit. If you actually wanted to thank the person giving the award, there is already a pm feature to reply to, the edit serves no purpose at all.


Augustus87_hc

*Proceeds to get 100k downvotes after that edit*


T1pple

Guis pls give platinum and 1m votes. My Christmas has cancer and wants this for her dog's birthday!


Satan-gave-me-a-taco

Ah not your Christmas :(


T1pple

It's very tragic. Pls give me all your stuff so it can be happy!


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Lower_eye_fve

as a redditor, can confirm this


DoomRide007

He's been watching way too much youtube...


sir_grumph

They dug too greedily and too deep.


call-me-the-seeker

Damn ~~Loch Ness monster~~ downvote Balrog! The karma whoring will not avail you, Cringest of Reddit! Go back to the Shadow!


slippery-surprise

He wants to go from 250 to 100k?


Anonymous2137421957

Man has high hopes to want 100k at the end of the day when he just has 300


QC1987

Cringe


Accomplished_Humor55

Now that’s one way of making everyone lose their sympathy and respect for you buddy.


regal_miscreant

I love a good cringe.


Fenizrael

I’ll gladly contribute to the 10k this post currently has tho!


ProfessorMarth

Imagine giving someone an award on reddit


Creativewritingfail

“This edit was worse than 2020” Damn. That’s a cold ass honker


Shikamaru_Senpai

“Please do the needful by EOD.”


Vellarain

Got downvoted so hard for his stupid fucking edits they deleted the comment. Good job everyone.


cvs002

The cringe physically hurt


deedee50

i dont get this insatiable need for likes/awards etc, just post your story and go.


wyattlikesturtles

This is obviously a joke


Futuristick-Reddit

So is this sub's ability to distinguish jokes without an infuriating /s, it seems.


MaximusZacharias

This post could also be in /MurderedByWords. Worse than 2020😂


SpeechlessMaly

Guys he’s an idiot yea but stop asking for the link, Reddit don’t like brigading other subs/ comments bc if crossposting.


NessLeonhart

one gold please


caspian95

r/sadcringe


whytheraintho

I will find you and I will downvote you. Let’s bring that number to zero


winniethepooh313

That is 10000% a joke


Xzyus1

I can’t believe i spent 5 minutes looking for that comment to downvote it


Food_Pre-Chewer

Did you find it? Where??


Xzyus1

r/tinder go search america thr and u shld see the post q obv, it’s the tactical bikini one


mrbulldops428

Read the guys profile, everything suddenly makes sense.


samo1300

Evidently a piss take