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Tall_Square252

Idk but you better be sure of the weight before you replace it, otherwise a boulder will come out of the ceiling and you will need to out run the boulder with the cheese from the store. 🤔


MaIngallsisaracist

Make sure your hat is on securely.


Lepke2011

Also, make sure a mean Frenchman isn't waiting outside to take it away from you. The French will do anything, AND I MEAN ANYTHING, for cheese!!!


c0r0n1t4

One dollar Bob.


creedskeyboard

One dollar and one penny, bob.


CharlotteLucasOP

One dollar and two cents!


crabappleoldcrotch

We only play by price is right rules.


CurlyTale

Update: I didn't have any responses by the time I left the store, but I'll stop by on my way home from work! I'm going to average out the responses to make the ultimate guess. Update #2: I decided to look at the median of all of the answers and it was 54.6 pounds. I am back at the store and on a second feel, the cheese feels way heavier so my final guess was.... 124.6! If I win, I will be giving the free groceries and cheese to a charity! Wish me luck! Update #3 because I'm still getting responses: I put my email with my guess so I assume I'll be notified there if I win. I'll make a new post with the results if I receive them.


ColdCheeseGrits

Please update us!


pickles-and-mayo

36.5 lbs because it’s provolone


cnh2n2homosapien

42 is the answer.


judioverde

But what's the question?


QuietNormie

Its the answer to 6x7, no denying that


NiteShadowsWrath

How many roads must a man walk?


TwentyTrek

42


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Life man. The answer to life is 42


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austiwald

My exact guess as well


telb

67.85lb


goblinbox

Yup. I'm here to say between 60 and 70 pounds, and I'm a cheesemonger. I'll go with 63.5.


telb

Me too!! The first week at my shop I accidentally ordered 70lb of provolone lol we had a provolone sale for like 3 weeks


goblinbox

I recently accidentally ordered tiny finocchiona sticks instead of the regular big one for the slicer lol


CharlotteLucasOP

It’s giving https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3ecb08/goddammit_grant/


Ok_Program_3491

What did you mean to order? 7lbs?


telb

no the 17lb quarter


ericomplex

Bel Gioioso doesn’t make plastic wrapped sharp provolone in sizes larger than 40lbs. Could still be as large as 50 lbs, they do sometimes mess up at the plant, but that would be an oddity. This is likely closer to 45. Also worth pointing out, the “sharp” variety really has too much moisture to be stored like this and should be refrigerated. You can already see the plastic buckling, and that vac seal will likely not last long.


telb

I was basing it off of the soresina I order, which obvy different makers, different weights. We don’t carry belgioso bc I’m pretentious :)


ericomplex

Bel-g isn’t great, granted. I have done some dairy/cheese consulting work, and happen to know a bit about both the American and Italian provolone sizes, that’s all. Soresina is good, I personally prefer Guffanti, but Soresina is at least better than Auricchio (imo) when it comes to a good national Italian brand Valpadano. I would have guessed it to be 31kg too, but kilos don’t compute with American makers like Bel-g, who make theirs in distinctly different sized lb based portions.


telb

I prefer the guffanti too. My Italian importer rarely has it though and the customer have come to like the soresina so I keep that one on hand :)


ericomplex

Nothing wrong with Soresina, it’s a worthwhile brand.


HayleyXJeff

69.69


Congo-Montana

I don't actually know shit, but you seem confident so I'm gonna second this.


FrammaLammaDingDong

According to their website, their Provolone Salames go for around 20lbs. I would say go slightly above, as most bulk cheeses do.


dsrtluv

My guess is that it's slightly below 20lbs


judioverde

That thing looks pretty big. I would guess more in the 50-75lb range. Different industry but a 1/6 keg (barrel) of beer is 58lbs and this looks bigger than that. https://www.belgioioso.com/foodservice/c/artisan-cheese-brand-labottega/provolone-extra/ not that exact cheese, but they do make a 50lb one here


Justgottobeme

As a former Artisan Cheese maker this looks like a 50lb provolone salami. But it could also be a 75lbs. Tough to tell by the camera angle.


DanksterFour20

Does it say per serving? Then how much a serving is and then how many servings in that? Also what country is this in? They use lbs or kilos?


bombalicious

How is this comment not getting any attention!


T-bone_65

73.8 lb


xxiietbl

Figure out the volume then go buy some of the same cheese, figure out the weight and volume of that then do some light algebra or call the company up and ask them what is the weight of that particular item. Give them some bullshit story though, not the truth of why you want to know.


drCrankoPhone

Hope I’m not too late, but you should take all the serious guesses you get here and take the median. Not the mean. This is known as [wisdom of the crowd](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_of_the_crowd). Good luck.


CurlyTale

Will do!


eclipsedrambler

I sell food. There’s a 60lb and a 40lb “rope tied”. Sales pack depth on both is 39 inches. Gross weight- 40lb : 43.55lb / 60lb : 66.6lb Net weight - 60lb : 61.6lbs / 40lb : 40lb


iLLamanati11

Hard to tell. Maybe put a banana next to it for scale.


petit_aubergine

love this post, no idea but best of luck to you!


Helpful_Corn-

Oo, I love sharp provolone. I’m no expert, but it looks like around 40lbs. But the other comment about calculating the density of the same cheese is smart.


A_mischevious_Cat

Did you win?


CurlyTale

No idea. I filled out literally the last ballot. I'd guess I'll be notified this week if I win.


Numerous-Feeling-612

27 lbs exactly trust me


IamCornhoLeo

3.5 lbs


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Tree fiddy?


redrocket1477

Approximately 24.6lbs


Hobnail-boots

22 lbs


Fwikkie

26.4#


Conebones

22


oogaboogaman_3

120


MikemkPK

135 pounds


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Godmirra

That ain’t no wheel.


Known_Release3148

I know it's a triangle 😂😂


europeandragonlord

mate a normal wheel is 13-16 pounds lmao


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maccabop

Ah yes, the two renown standard cheese wheel weights, 16lbs and 70lbs. You fucking donkey


europeandragonlord

chill bruv


specialagentstevo

20.3 lbs


sealsarescary

31.5


denta87

25 lbs


crumpetsncream

171 lb


jjbrucey

20.18 lbs


Godmirra

Gigantes weigh about 600 pounds.


europeandragonlord

that looks like about 90-100lbs


Specialist_Paint3583

267 pounds


HauntingPut6413

Id guess 25kg


YungBechamel

12#


noellerain8

68lbs


UCFandOCSC

I know what a pound of that sliced looks like and with a quick estimate, I'd go 26 lbs. Good luck OP!


sberg207

I'm from Wisconsin and I'd say 20lbs... But it's a guess since I can't tell girth....


Titzman45

23.4 lbs


oofdapatrol

36lb on the dot


epikous

Legally there’s probably a serving size with a weight and the amount pre servings in the package. You should be able to get the in ball park that way, or by googling the general weight of the cheese. Then you’ll need to get a bit lucky going under or over. Alternatively if you really want to get close you could call / email as a buyer considering purchasing these logs and get the spec sheet My guess: 44.97 ish or 24 ish


Acepeefreely

10 kelos


aysurcouf

Hold the wooden part and let the string slack with the cheese in the grocery scale. Or is someone watching?


tymekiller88

56lbs


A02R

148. I have no idea why, but it looks lkke 148 lbs to me.


rotnroll1987

20kg


travelmoar

37.5 kg


loribluedee

52 lbs


gardendirt0228

15.5K


Huskogrande93

54.6 pounds of cheese!


Ballsdeepinyourmum69

23.7 kilos


Axe2004

158lbs


Acrobatic_Ad8752

16 kg……looks about the same size as a bologna that I won 30 years ago with that correct guess. Still can’t eat bologna to this day!


Pay_Tiny

Three fiddy


monkeymama73

25 pounds


Motor-Sound7330

My guess is 80 lbs.


nick3790

Idk how accurate this is or if it is the same exact size, but here's a website that seems to be selling the same exact log of provolone and they list the weight. https://eurousa.com/products/belgioioso-sharp-provolone-log/


lewisfairchild

Great find! The size pictured on this site shows only 3 rows of logos whereas OP’s cheese has 4 rows. I wonder if the # of logos is indicative of size.


No_Research_967

6,670 grams of goodness


space_and_rice

54.2lbs


DJ_Shorka

57 lbs


Lucky-Aspect5231

7kg


Gold_n_Tomato

25 kilos is a standard international trade unit. 55.115 pounds.


Slabby_the_Baconman

63.5 lbs


myskittlesuk

420


Zender_de_Verzender

0lb because it's hanging, gravity has no power over that thing.


Frank_Bianco

That's about three human babies worth of cheese.


Greenwhatevers

That's more of a math thing that a cheese thing tbh


jocax188723

Quick back of the napkin math gives me about 350lbs, based on a 8 by 35 inch cylinder, but I’m not sure.


CraaZero

65lbs


TruffleButterHuffer

I'd say 60-70 lbs


MAL_9000

“That’s not that much cheese”


AntiVenom0804

I will say 12kg


il-bosse87

I would say 15kg


Headless_Grammarian

The density for cheese I found is about 0.5 kg/dm\^3. The loaf looks like it's 2 dm in diameter and 1 meter long, for 40 dm\^3. So about 20 kg.


arabidopsis

Work out it's volume by measuring it. Buy a smaller sample of it, and measure it's density. Do some maths You will have a good estimate of its weight


Law21666

20 lbs


alexplayer

18.2 KG


Ecronwald

Measure the diameter with a string, measure the height, calculate the volume Google the specific gravity of the type of cheese, and you got your answer.


GoAwayJesus101

I'm just here because I like cheese bro


Pezzadispenser

Looking at those wedges to the right approximately 200gm. I second you can fit 5 per layer with my guess of about 29 layers. I’ll go for about 29.5kg.


StillStillington

28lbs


hegelian420

47.5lbs


jorjohn22

67.1 pounds


richnasty18

64 lbs


Electrical_Beyond998

83lbs


weliveintheforest

Looks like 20kilos


beniman8

We need a for you to scale it.


Awanderinglolplayer

I’d guess around 30-40lbs. Provolone isn’t especially hard. If that was water instead there I’d guess it’d be less than 5 gallons worth, and 5 gallons of water is 40lbs


GreenPixel3

69 pounds


Salanth

I knew someone had to say it.


Advanced_glorp

i'm not familiar with cheese and don't even eat it, but id say at least 50lbs


MaximAvs

80lbs


BuckleupBirds

10.2lbs


Lon72

16kg or 35.2lb . I say this because the individual ones are 1.6kg and this looks like 10 of those . Plus , people usually multiply by 10 when making things bigger or at least round the numbers off.


adventures_in_dysl

There are 110 calories in 1 oz (28 g) of Belgioioso Parmesan. * The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice. So.. work it out from there using the nutritional info I can't see.


donvara7

I don't understand why people are saying 20/30 lbs. It's something around 70, like 78.3 pounds.


lynsix

Just Googling the company and type of cheese. There’s something similar to this but 1 logo shy of its length and it’s 25.63 lbs (including casing) or 20 lbs base weight. So I’d guess 26.6ish lbs base and say 32 lbs including casing.


Godverdommeuh

it's not worth it


XtinaLilibet

Would counting how many nutritional labels multiplied by how many grams of cheese total are in each label work?


ericomplex

That is a plastic wrapped sharp salami, which they only make in max 40 pounds, anything larger would be wax bound. That said, it looks like a bigger one… So I would say closer to 45 lbs.


FlacoVerde

What are the exact dimensions? If provolone density is somewhat standard, it won’t be hard to calculate off the size.


rosepoppy1

62.8lbs


languiddruid

48 pounds


FavFo

62 lbs


UpetraorUdie

Although not perfect, comparing this to a cylinder would help estimate the weight. To more accurately estimate the weight it would be the volume of the cylinder + the volume of a sphere of the same radius. If you can estimate, or better yet, measure the radius and height you can calculate the weight as long as we know the density of provolone. ​ Volume of a cylinder = pi x height x radius squared Weight = density x volume density of provolone = 29736 grams per cubic foot ​ example: If the cylinder is 3 ft tall and 0.2 ft in radius then the volume is 0.376 cubic feet. Then the weight is 0.376 ft\^3 x 29736 grams/ft\^3 = 11210 grams 1 gram = .00221 lbs weight in pounds = 11210 grams x .00221 lbs/gram = 24.8 lbs.


flydawg1487

831 grams


captrobert57

Did you check the label? You might get lucky and someone forgot to take it off.


AreolianMode

Tell them to water that hydrangea


extrabigcomfycouch

What kind of cheese is it?


ladydanger2020

62.5 lbs


Relative_Yesterday70

If it’s belgioioso it belongs in the garbage


Stevey1001

Andrew Jackson in his Whitehouse had a big block of cheese.....


PriceGood261

40Ibs


Deep313

65lbs


That_Tuba_Who

Alright, so walk out the store. Two blocks east and then a block north. See the Family, Farm, and Home? Great. Go in and by a hand scale. Yea what the city slickers use for luggage. Now you stroll back to the cheese and hook it under the rope knot when no one is looking and check the weight


Prince_Nadir

It is sitting there and you can measure it. If you can measure it, you can get close on volume. You can then buy a small package of that cheese and figure out its weight for a given volume. Or Google and see if they sell standard sizes and if that is one of them. ... or email them and ask. Leave out the contest part. Maybe say your kid is having a birthday party and you want that instead of a clown.


Elegant_Wolf_1008

69


bluefrost30

Their website says it is 20-25lbs.


bislideual

You need to ask this on r/theydidthemath


Mr_DnD

1 - buy a small block of the same cheese. 2 - weigh it, and measure it's dimensions 3 - calculate density of that cheese 4 - measure dimensions of big cheese salami 5 - calculate mass 6 - profit.


Luhar93

75lbs


errantwit

The winning answer, but in kg.


LycheeAccomplished25

Chat GPT says 73lbs


Smittywasnumber1

I'm used to handling 20kg bulk blocks and this looks like it's about 2-3x one of those. Most of the guesses here are pretty conservative - I'd say it's around 110 pounds.


sextmessagebreakup

I’d guess 45lbs


spacelord3000

60lbs


hairypotatosiren

I'm not quite sure what the answer is. All I know is if it is 67 pounds of cheese and I don't get a slice, I will be a little sad.


StellarBeans

187.4 pounds


MuskwaMan

44lbs


lerdnord

Just measure it, it’s a cylinder. Get the volume and apply the assumed density of the cheese.


RLB2019500

150


Ohbilly902

No banana for reference?


RPWPA

Any updates?


Emotional_Ad_9620

I'd guess 32 lbs. Please send cheese.


daq_ice

36 pounds


Kitdix27

22.5lbs