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oliviaxlow

She can have my defaced school leavers hoodie if she wants. Nothing more British than a “class of 2012” hoodie with a nob drawn in sharpie on it


Top_Chemical_7350

I am tired and I read that as ‘defecated school leavers hoodie’..


BringIt007

I’m not nearly as tired as I should be to have read it the same way, but you know what? I did. And I’m not sorry, nor shall I read it again the “right” way.


Bad_UsernameJoke94

Who wants James Corden on a leaver's hoodie?


Mythion_VR

I have a burning hatred for that man.


kevlarus80

So say we all.


loki_dd

Do you think that if we all concentrate really hard at the same time, and I mean really really hard, we could make him spontaneously combust?........ I'm free whenever.


ape_68

Any pubes on the balls?


Un1cornP1ss

Nah but a well articulated vein and jizz coming out the top


ape_68

How many drops? The standard three? Or do we have an artist here?


theCrumb297

Asking the real questions


Dwayne_dibbly

Get one that has Skegness Yarmouth Cleethorpes on the front like the ones that say new York Brooklyn and LA.


jen_17

Paris ~ Milan ~ Peckham


Fenpunx

Skeg Vegas!


Friday44

Pontecarlo


MontyJohnson

I did see a bunch of red MYGA hats in Yarmouth. (Make Yarmouth Great Again)


EFNich

One with a photo of that woman putting the cat in the bin


chipscheeseandbeans

This story is so old that it probably happened before she was born!


EFNich

Vintage?


E420CDI

Story? Yes Cat? Not so much


TheLonelyWolfkin

Hotel? Trivago.


Hairy_Citron_0

Auto Glass Repair? Auto Glass Replace


MassivePickle69420

Checkatrade Checkatrade.com


Talska

Yep, his niece is 11 turning 12. The cat case was 2010. So it predates her by a year.


Pringulls

But… but that story was only a few years ago, right?


Sean_13

I was thinking there is no way she predates the cat incident but now I feel old knowing she does.


VegetableSamosa

Also from Coventry. Why do we always get memed for the worst things 😭


Clodhoppa81

Worst? You need to be proud lad. Two cathedrals, Lady Godiva, Frank Whittle, Blitz, cat-bin lady, Binley Mega Chippy, Mark Robins, and on and on.


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

You missed out The Specials!


HH93

'cos people always get sent there ?


Error1272

[Mind the gap hoodie](https://www.ltmuseumshop.co.uk/mind-the-gap-navy-hoodie-36538)


Ham0nRyy

This is a great suggestion cus it’s such good quality too. The map in the hood, the embroidered front instead of being a cheap print. Sick item.


PeeJayx

Oh wow, the hood inner lining with the tube map is a really nice touch, I actually want this too


throwawayredq

Literally could have saved me and my friends when we were navigating around during uni!


audigex

I guess that was pre-smartphone days But there are PDFs of the tube map that you can download to your phone, I use it all the time


Becks200200

Pre smartphone i always took off my top & looked in the hood.


vipertruck99

I had the boxer shorts with the tube map...not allowed on a train now.


prattsbottom

Wear it backwards and you don't even have to take it off!


sammy_zammy

Thought this was in reply to the comment above about the boxers!


RosieEmily

Well now I know what I'm getting my husband for Christmas. Hes a big train nutter


Former_Bandicoot_769

I bought my boyfriend these London Underground Tube Train Slippers https://amzn.eu/6Kd9p7f for Christmas last year, he LOVES them


I_will_be_wealthy

More original than "I <3 xyz" clothing sold in every city with tourists. Best city merch is stuff that would be worn by locals as well as tourists. Like this one.


Goldman250

That’s … actually really cool. I kind of want one now.


Silvagadron

Ooh it's embroidered! Print hoodies are never worth £30+ but always get that unjustified price tag. This might be worth it!


fredster2004

Any profit would be contributing to the London Transport Museum so it’s a good cause!


DrKnowNout

I *love* that! Now I want it!


nasanerdgirl

That’s hours of my day gone searching through their shop


FredWestLife

[Mind the Gap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Em-xoAtSM)


Banff

What have you done? I can’t be ordering hoodies from abroad!


zerophewl

Ok this hoodie slaps. I want it for myself!


fairfrog73

Definitely this!


jeffries7

Only if she’s an Arsenal fan though.


mr_iwi

Get one with Ainsley's face printed on


aboakingaccident

Why helloooo Jiiilll


its-joe-mo-fo

He's going to cook you a lovely treat! Here's a new TV, a gift from your kids...What you think about that?! 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐


IrieJimbo

Time to give your meat a good old rub


Stuey_7787

r/ominousainsley


atomic_mermaid

I love seeing this sub pop up in random places 😂 just like ominous ainsley himself!


phizzlek

This has made my day!


hotcheeto42069

Spicy bwooiiiiii


soullessroentgenium

What am I like?


chazwomaq

Yeah boii.


Heisenberg_235

Yes!


Bulimic_Fraggle

Where in the UK are you? You could get one from the most local university (not one of the famous ones, something like Sheffield Hallam) or tourist attraction.


abeagleindungarees

Woo Sheffield Hallam representation! 12 years & counting of “yeah I go/went to Sheffield Hallam university… no… Hallam… not university of… it’s the other one… yeah, Sheffield has two unis, yep it definitely does…”


[deleted]

I like the signs at Cambridge station ‘welcome to Cambridge - Home of Anglia Ruskin university’ top trolling.


Y-Woo

Oxford Brookes has entered the chat!


lunettarose

York St John gang represent


CentralSaltServices

I know the feeling. My degree is from Liverpool Hope University


BadMacaroniArt

Now this is clearly a lie. There’s no hope for Liverpool


Sausagedogknows

What? Even with Mo Salah signing a contract extension? Have you been day drinking sir?


Rookeh

Went to Oxford Brookes, much the same. "Oh wow, you're studying at Oxford?" "No, no, it's the other one..." Hoodies are actually an easy way to distinguish between the two unis. Anyone wearing a Brookes hoodie is almost certainly either a current or former student there, anyone wearing an Oxford hoodie you can guarantee has never set foot anywhere in any of the Oxford colleges, other than their gift shop.


appealtoreason00

I get why no students would wear an Oxford Uni hoodie, mention you go to the place back home and people will either gasp in awe or act like you’ve done a shit on the floor. There’s no in between, it gets a little annoying after a while. At least with a St Cross hoodie I can wear something from the place and avoid that same dull conversation. Although it’s a grad college, so nobody else in Oxford has heard of it either


DeadeyeDuncan

Yeah, students do buy specific college hoodies though, but they generally are sold through the student shops.


Shectai

Birmingham. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Actually, it's called something else now.


Plastic-Archer4245

I want to say "Birmingham....city..."?


Shectai

It was UCE at the time. They've sent me a certificate now they've renamed to say that my degree is still valid, which is nice.


meower_to_the_people

Fellow Hallam alumni here. Still feel like I have to follow it up with "rather be a poly than a cunt".


laputanmachine_exe

I went to a red brick. Cunts represent!


meower_to_the_people

I was just bitter because I didn't think I would get the grades for Uni of, so I put it as my second choice. I didn't realise you had to go to your first choice if you got it, so when I got the grades that would allow me to go to Uni of Sheffield, I still had to go to Hallam. Coulda been a cunt.


Bulimic_Fraggle

Me too!


meower_to_the_people

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Why didn't they make this clearer?


abeagleindungarees

Ahoy! There are dozens of us! Dozens!


WoolleySP

Do they still chant "I'd rather be a Poly than a cunt" ? Good times!


Niallism

I went to Sheffield Hallam too! From 1994-1997. As a ‘mature student’. I’m oooold.


Bulimic_Fraggle

Didn't go myself, but I live in Sheffield so it came to mind.


Vocal__Minority

Oxford Brooks. (I have nothing against the uni but it's surely the best 'wait...what' option in terms of not the one you assume)


audigex

Wearing a Uni hoodie without attending that Uni always seems a bit weird, tbh


Bulimic_Fraggle

My brother wears a load of Exeter Uni hoodies and rugby shirts because I got too fat for them. No point keeping them under the bed as a momento when he can get good use out of them.


Hailruka

I wore the hoodie that came with Resident Evil 6 for a while. (still have it I think somewhere) across the front it say 'Ivy University'. I had a bloke come up to me one time selling me something/asking for money? And told me his daughter went to Ivy University. I'm overly polite and played along, but in my head all I wanted to ask him if his daughter was there when Leon Kennedy shot the president after the zombie outbreak.


1b7_

Tbh, I'd find it weird to wear a hoodie of a uni I _do_ go to.


kajata000

Seconding this; pretty much every uni is going to have a hoodie for sale, and some of them are likely going to have some nice looking designs on them!


eninc

No better tourist attraction than Bude Tunnel


herberus123

Get her a Louis Theroux or David Attenborough hoodie


thenuggetscale

David Attenborough one for you. https://www.limpetstore.com/products/david-attenborough-what-a-wonderful-world-embroidered-hoodie


SlipperyTed

A bit dear at nearly 400 squid but... ...[a tweed hoodie!](https://www.maudeandfox.com/gamekeeper-tweed-hoodie.aspx)!


Vectorman1989

Made from inferior non-Harris tweed


Guff_Puncher

I want it.


meme_used

I just caught 900 squid the other day so I might cop it


cara27hhh

your husband is correct, there is no better shirt for a teenager than a meme that will be outdated in a year unlocking that retro-meme-chic I'm also told they like lowercase fonts, dyed-in-graphics-rather-than-screen-printed bright repeating patterns (perhaps of chips), and rolling their eyes at people who just don't get it


jimmayy5

That meme is kinda dead already tbh


appealtoreason00

“Why do they all wear clothes with writing on them?”


WolfCola4

I know this is what they think people like me think, so I hate thinking it, but I just find myself thinking they're from a different fucking species.


FireflyNeko

Got to be a plain hoodie with the GREGGS logo printed on it, surely


releasethekaren

Actually saw this in primark a few weeks ago in the men’s section


sausageface123

Yes! Perfect


Sorbicol

Where do you live in the UK? Has she ever visited? Is there anywhere she has any particular affinity with? Does she like / love anything like Harry Potter? There will be lots of local independent clothes stores that sale kids hoodies - I can think of several in Cornwall, Fat Willy’s Surf Shack in Cornwall is still a thing for example: https://fatwillysstives.com As mentioned, loads of Harry Potter stuff too. https://www.emp.co.uk/p/kids---gryffindor/471112140.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw2f-VBhAsEiwAO4lNeIvaN7k28u2rchymWi3zhcfmw_U3rClKlIZvEgx4GqNDm0pcJXPnlxoCyCAQAvD_BwE&wt_mc=mp.google.pla.emp_uk_all_kids_pla_pmax.17550756636..471112140UK1...m.


SpartanS034

[Here you go. ](https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/Bude-Tunnel-by-barryfrombude/66613014.O16E3)


AncientProduce

Oh yea, this is the one guys. Youre going to get missed by the masses though because you didnt state its the bude tunnel!


evasivefig

Maybe, but some of us came looking for it


Uncle_Leo93

Get her a hoodie with the [Hyacinth Bucket Drake meme](https://images.app.goo.gl/kjdrniz5ydXioFRT6) on it.


4Crumpet

Now this is something I NEED.


EFNich

British Museum do good merch


[deleted]

Get [this](https://imgur.com/0LBp5DD) printed on a hoodie


Ethicsgradien7

""Cornish Pasty Appreciation Society Gold Turquoise" Pullover Hoodie by cashewdays | Redbubble" https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/Cornish-Pasty-Appreciation-Society-Gold-Turquoise-by-cashewdays/90903055.VY21C How much British?


Goldman250

I need this. … Damn, this entire post is just turning into a shopping list for me.


_Bluehand

Surprisingly, a rather nice looking hoodie


sfxpaladin

You know, a pasty isn't allowed to be called a Cornish pasty unless it comes from the Cornwall region of France


TheStatMan2

... and if not, it can only legally be referred to as a Sparkling Pasty.


brianoftarp

Don't shop at red bubble


expensiveshuttlecock

Why not? Have you been stung in the past?


brianoftarp

No because they're a haven for scummy business practices and are a tumour on online retail


RussellHobbsToaster

Some creators sell only via redbubble though, so I guess you just have to be aware who you're buying from there.


expensiveshuttlecock

Do you have any examples? Genuinely curious as hadn’t heard anything negative before now (or anything at all really)


Even-Tomatillo-4197

A lot of the designs are flat out stolen from other creators. There’s no regulation on redbubble regarding designs so I could potentially steal a complete idea from you, upload it to redbubble and make a profit.


venarez

There is regulation, I've had stuff taken down bc it featured something from a TV show in the design. There's not alot you can do to push back either, personally I thought my stuff was parody but if you dispute a takedown they can take you to court and I've not got as much cash as Patamount so I'm just SOL


wulfgold

I'll add, almost none of the merchandise is officially licenced - annoying when you want to support small bands etc. Had a t-shirt and hoodie from them, shocking quality. T-shirt lasted 3x washes.


its-joe-mo-fo

Something surreal from [Jim'll Paint It](https://jimll.co.uk/)


Nome3000

[My personal favourite](https://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/post/156758645189/dear-jim-please-could-you-paint-the-carnage-that)


tigralfrosie

Maybe one with a Banksy print on it. Somewhere between cool-ish and touristy. Or there's some fine Sleaford Mods merch out there, just not the 'retweeted' ones perhaps.


Fraggsexe

Was going to say banksy too. Either banksy or oasis imo


Hairy_Citron_0

What flavour Oasis though?


the_son_and_the_heir

I once spilled some Oasis in my car and it stank of cigarettes and alcohol for weeks


calamitouscamembert

I'd like a non-shredded hoody personally. :P


TheDiscoGestapo2

Good suggestion. The one with the bandana faced youth throwing a bunch of flowers? That’d be cool.


TheDiscoGestapo2

https://www.thebanksyshop.co.uk/white-flower-thrower-hoodie/ there we go


Arbennig

Go with the Mind The Gap one.


Pebbley

Brighton Lifeguard Red Hoodie.


Mfcarusio

I was thinking of a newquay one.


Stargazeer

Good ol' Hunters hoodies


shadowpawn

ex-shorefield's Lifeguard here. Have a ton of stuff forgot to return.


walkintom

If you can get this on a hoodie, everything will be right in the world. [https://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/product/29167/keeping-up-appearances-black-t-shirt](https://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/product/29167/keeping-up-appearances-black-t-shirt)


ouichef13

I’m more of an Onslow string vest kinda guy


HamsterBorn9372

I own this t-shirt and recently wore it on holiday in Florida. Got stopped by a very American lady exclaiming "oh I just love Hyacinth!". I learned later it's the BBC's most popular export.


jwestbury

Not sure about most popular, but when I was a kid, this and Are You Being Served aired on BBC America quite regularly. My wife and I make jokes about her pussy a la Mrs. Slocombe with some frequency.


PnLE

Just please don't buy anything from the tax dodging tack shops on Oxford Street


phizzlek

Apparently they’re all fronts for money laundering! Unbelievable!


Appropriate_Post5075

Nah it's mostly a tax dodge so the landlords don't have to pay business rates. If the shop's vacant the landlord pays the business rates, so they open a crappy sweet shop under a dodgy company umbrella to avoid that, but then fold the company before it files any accounts so nobody ends up paying the business rates.


dddiamonddd

It's not the lack of filing accounts that avoids business rates. The liability for business rates exists from the minute the company takes posession of the property. It's just that if the company folds before the council starts trying to collect the debt, there is, technically, no liable ratepayer to collect the debt from. Not without going court to "pierce the corporate veil" as it's known. Folding a company before accounts are required also doesn't result in any tax being dodged. Final accounts don't need to be filed generally, but a tax return still needs to be done. They just fudge it and say they made a loss and they're folding because of insolvency.


hill_79

Primark do a range of Gregg's themed clothing https://www.primark.com/en-gb/a/inspiration/fashion-trends/greggs-x-primark


terryleopard

Ronnie Pickering's bare knuce fight club? https://www.teepublic.com/en-gb/hoodie/9410629-ronnie-pickering-bare-knuckle-fighting-club


Huke100

Who’s bare knuckle fighting club?


mydarlingchris

What about an England women's football team hoodie: [https://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/grey-nike-england-wec-travel-hoodie/16499105/](https://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/grey-nike-england-wec-travel-hoodie/16499105/) a women's Team GB hoodie: [https://www.prodirectrunning.com/p/adidas-team-gb-womens-training-hoodie-white-red-blue-womens-clothing-219920/](https://www.prodirectrunning.com/p/adidas-team-gb-womens-training-hoodie-white-red-blue-womens-clothing-219920/) or a personalised Union Jack hoodie: [https://www.sloganite.com/products/union-jack-hoodie-personalised-with-any-word-place-or-team?variant=21347009134672¤cy=GBP&utm\_medium=product\_sync&utm\_source=google&utm\_content=sag\_organic&utm\_campaign=sag\_organic](https://www.sloganite.com/products/union-jack-hoodie-personalised-with-any-word-place-or-team?variant=21347009134672¤cy=GBP&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic)


KeithBowser

These are all really good suggestions. The Team GB one is really nice.


Eldini

Jesus that team GB one looks great


bettyboo5

Best suggestion yet . The 1st one is more teenagery style too


captainspunkbubble

It’s already got thumb holes in the cuffs so you don’t have to chew your own!


hork79

Sad I have to go this far down the thread to get a good answer rather than all the cringe Reddit “in” jokes that won’t translate well at all


Littleloula

I think the team GB is the best idea in this thread


skinnyman87

Paddington Bear hoodie?


BarakatBadger

People have been suggesting crap that is waaaay out of a tween's interest range, but everyone loves Paddington. When I was a kid, I had some sweet Paddington merch, including a bag, a purse and an apron


skinnyman87

I saw the first movie in cinema I loved it.


BarakatBadger

The second one is even better!!


MoebiusForever

“A cup of tea solves everything” https://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/A-Cup-Of-Tea-Solves-Everything-t-shirt.h


peggypea

Fat Willy’s?


ChipRockets

Oh the nostalgia this just brought back. Happy to hear Fat Willy’s is still a thing!


wakerlack

I went down to Newquay the other week and im literally wearing a Fat Willy's shirt rn haha


supazero

I miss my naff jacket.


Stargazeer

Or just any of the Newquay surf Brands. Hunters hoodies are also popular, though I dunno if they sell stuff online.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

First lesson here…check to ensure “Something UK” isn’t a local band she likes! Otherwise she’s not giving you much to go on. I mean does she want a Union Jack, one of those quadrophenia style lambretta designs like they have on carnaby street, something funny etc


timpedro33

Look no further: [DMDC](https://www.teepublic.com/en-gb/hoodie/2927130-danebury-metal-detecting-club)


MobiusNaked

Should be in camo


HoneyGlazedBadger

[Quintessentially British.](https://cliquewear.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Fred-and-Rose-West-Life-HOODIE-GREY.jpg)


ay_lamassu

Jesus Christ I wasn't expecting that!


BretMW

The Binely Mega Chippy fad is a dying out trend. I wouldn't entertain that idea. Perhaps a hoodie with the Union Jack on it? There are some pretty imaginative designs out there. Have a good look around the Internet. You could also go for something with Elizabeth's Tower/ Big Ben. Houses of Parliament. They're usually what people associate with British Tourism. There's a comedy book called "Very British Problems" that do hoodies/shirts with funny quotes from the book. Also an idea.


Bernie_Brains

I'd probably go actual shopping to some independent shops and grab something they can't just order online from the states. Failing that, a hoodie with rain on it? Stay calm hoodie maybe


Eloisem333

Get one with the map of the London Underground on it.


bertiebastard

Buy a plain hoodie and get the words "Your design here" printed on it at a local print shop.


Insomniacbychoice90

Any Marmite or Yorkshire Tea merch?


chippingsodbury

I've got a couple of vintage Napalm Death hoodies which I really must flog at some point. Must be worth bundles :/


Guff_Puncher

Just checked online, there's one on etsy for £195.


chippingsodbury

Bloody hell, I'm rich!!! :D Thanks man, u cheered me up.


redditdone85

Nailed it https://www.tshirtstudio.com/shares/SID-t3rfrtoh5wbz


SimonJ57

If not UK wide. There are the Touristy shops in major towns like Cardiff and Hastings that might be right up your alley. With the right amount of "tacky tat" value.


DjLeWe78

Surely a Hoodie with the underground logo would go down well 👍


Mancsnotlancs

There is a rather fab London Calling hoodie from PhilosophyFootball.com. Sorry I can’t link, I’m a boomer and technology is big ju ju


Jehoke

https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/AMEN-Greggs-Style-Sausage-Rolls-T-Shirt-Essential-TShirt2475-by-HavenWilderman/77099005.O6XP1?country_code=GB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIu_zzlPHZ-AIVBrTtCh0ggw5TEAQYICABEgLJ1_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


Whocanitbe_

A hoodie with one of the Queens Corgi’s on would be very cute!


Space_Cowby

Black Country and Holdrens brewery https://www.holdensbrewery.co.uk/product/pure-black-country-hoodie/


IceKingsNipples

Tourists in Oxford seem to love Oxford Uni hoodies. Otherwise, how about one with the royal coat of arms on it? It's generic to all of the UK, looks aesthetically pleasing and isn't too clichéd (I've never seen someone wearing it). https://www.redbubble.com/i/hoodie/Royal-coat-of-arms-of-the-United-Kingdom-HD-by-Luna7/34103866.Z4UL5?country_code=GB&gclid=CjwKCAjw2f-VBhAsEiwAO4lNeEmdAjOpqFlqXCDprrH25K3usDGCaUgMpmJA_QDVSKoYoK0ZwZbjfRoCyFMQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


EvidenceOfInnocence

https://www.varsityshop.co.uk/ It's in Oxford and where the students usually go for their Uni branded needs.


appealtoreason00

No student's caught dead in 'Oxford Uni' merch. They all wear stuff branded with their particular college.


tunisia3507

The more obscure the society, the better; top marks if it's personalised committee-wear.


EvidenceOfInnocence

I didn't but then again I'm openly cheap and didn't really fit in. The "official" college one was pretty expensive but you know the DPhil is meaningless without a hoodie /s But now it's ALL available at the Varsity Shop. Go check it out, you can even get college mugs.


wulfgold

Live in Oxford, definitely cliched.


ron_mcphatty

Harry Potter is quintessentially British. If she isn’t into it get her a Griffindor one, they’re pretty much like the Man U of wizard shite.


Mischief_Makers

[Very much relevant](https://printerval.com/funny-queen-elizabeth-4th-of-july-colonies-are-rowdy-zip-hoodies-p2423624?spid=725479949&srsltid=AQP2TePkIzv8xP8WhZb6JNlkwM-7qXT-qlP69mb7S3AtmsgHhEjk1B392Is)


LoadedGull

I’ve just had a quick look on Amazon US site. If you search for “British hoodie womens” there’s quite a few available on the US site, some pretty cool ones actually if I’m honest. There’s also one with a cat wearing Union Jack sunglasses if she also likes cats. Anyway have a quick scroll through: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=british+hoodie+womens&crid=HE5H4ENQMW3Q&sprefix=british+hoodie+womens%2Caps%2C463&ref=nb_sb_noss Edit: I’ve just had another quick look and there seems to be loads of different British designs spanning over the first set of pages I looked at (maybe 5 pages and then I stopped looking), there’s plenty to choose from. Anyway, good luck.


WillLikesMoodyBlues

Get a Hoodie with Sex Pistols' 'God Save The Queen' Album Cover on it. Or a 'Queen (the band)' logo.


Stewtheking

Stonehenge has a good selection.