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malepitt

Sticking to my theory. After tonight, Reds will fight like \*hell\* tomorrow not to lose game number 100. But Cubs winning out 2022 with ten wins probably would have caused irrational exuberance anyway. See you next year, everyone


[deleted]

Damn. Tough Loss for the ole Cubs. At least we can get 'em tomorrow for the Reds' 100th loss. ​ I's alright Cubs fans! Go Cubs Go!


steveofthejungle

Fuck


-_butters_-

Oh hamburgers


Hope4years

Lead off walks are bad


SwAeromotion

JD reference over in the baseball subreddit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/xvwouy/justin\_verlander\_has\_tied\_an\_astros\_franchise/](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/xvwouy/justin_verlander_has_tied_an_astros_franchise/) Justin Verlander has tied an Astros franchise record by striking out 8 consecutive batters (tied Jim Deshaies and Don Wilson)


1005thArmbar

damn that's bad


Hope4years

Ouch! Edit: that’s gonna leave a mark


-_butters_-

Fabian would never


Go4Lo

So if the Reds and the Pirates both lose, do they play a tiebreaker to see who sucks slightly less?


maureen2222

Umps are clearly blinded by his glow


ThatsCubbie

I am really so sick of Seiya getting such shitty calls. You clearly see him saying “what the fuck blue?” In Seiya.


-_butters_-

Seiya is a playa on the ump's wives circuit is the only explanation, yeesh


1005thArmbar

yeah dribbling isn't part of baseball, that's more of a basketball thing


TheEnterprise

Get it together Phil


SwAeromotion

Suzuki and taking a ball for a strike. Name a better duo.


archy319

Seiya and robo umps.


1005thArmbar

umps are racist against suzuki and i'm only half-way kidding


ThatsCubbie

Whatever it is, Seattle got it fixed with a letter to Rob for Julio earlier this year. If Rossy isn’t having that convo with MLB then someone needs too. It’s egregious.


maureen2222

They do make really weird calls against him


malepitt

Well shit I guess I underestimated the Reds determination not to lose game number 100. Dang


SwAeromotion

Buck Farmer sounds like an option in a video game for a pre-created character to choose.


Parchabble

The life on Thompson Ball just isn't what it is mid-season. I hope he gets on a good conditioning program this off season. I think he's going to take on a peak Andrew Miller role next year and we will really need him


-_butters_-

Well, poop


Go4Lo

Easy come, easy go.


[deleted]

How do you give up a homer to a guy named Chucky? WTF Thompson?


lupin43

Keegan :(


SwAeromotion

I like using Keegan in these kind of situations twice a week as his role.


SwAeromotion

Sorry, this one is on me.


Go4Lo

1,000 cycles in St. Louis! Away with you! *dramatic music*


steveofthejungle

Ketchup and Mayo is called “Fry Sauce” here in Utah and they act like they invented it but honestly it’s probably so popular here because straight ketchup is too spicy for the Mormons. But also I love it on my fries too


Go4Lo

You love Mormons on your fries?


golden_sombreros

I am here for the dressing talk


elgenie

Cubs look to be in good shape to win with a .000 BABIP


nuketoober27

That Nico bat drop was beautiful


steveofthejungle

Gotta love the “rush into Nico’s arms” hug then the “bro handshake into a hug” Hug right afterward


Go4Lo

You had me at “rush into Nico’s arms”. Actually, you can take a hike. Nico had me at “rush into Nico’s arms”. **ETA:** *swoOn*


steveofthejungle

I don’t think I could get between you and Nico’s warm embrace


Go4Lo

*gentle moan, the way Ryan Braun does when he wipes*


steveofthejungle

Don’t me think of that bushbaby when I’m thinking about Nico’s biceps around me!


TranceScape

Have yourself a season Nico. Would love to lock him up on a Ozzie Albies type deal


lupin43

Nico Also, Keegan


-_butters_-

WOOOO NICO!


Ya_Junko

NICO PIMPED THAT? IS HE FEELING HIMSELF?


MostMirror

Hoerner is a beast


Chef_Brokentoe

Nico!!


steveofthejungle

I’M HOERNY AS FUCK!


flossholder2

That was demolished


SwAeromotion

NICO!


1005thArmbar

#HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!


Hope4years

LOL


sandrakarr

alright Nico


Go4Lo

Hoerner gives me a boerner!


Hope4years

Nico!!


Hope4years

Way to go Keegan


1005thArmbar

did sciambi just say "earnies" for earned runs? holy shit i fucking hate ESPN for making him this way


Televisions_Frank

In 10 years that's gonna be the name of the dive bar he co-owns with some sleazeball from St. Louis.


steveofthejungle

I BELIEVE IN KEEGAN


1005thArmbar

keegan thompson is the new Montgomery, I think. spot starter/long reliever who wants to start but probably shouldn't


-_butters_-

So you're saying he will get the save in the Cubs game 7 WS win? 🤔


maureen2222

The hand holding that convention ball is so shaky haha


1005thArmbar

okay i get what sciambi is saying here but it's completely stupid to say ted williams had a massive lead in two stats that nobody used 70 years ago and therefore should have won MVP i agree with the premise but the argument blows. ted williams was shitty to the writers and dimaggio was beloved, that's why he won


SwAeromotion

The media screwing over Williams was a theme. During DiMaggio's 56 game hitting streak in 1941: DiMaggio - .408 BA / .463 OBP / .717 SLG (1.181 OPS) Williams - .412 BA / .540 OBP / .684 SLG (1.224 OPS - This was actually *lower* than his final full season OPS)


Hope4years

I’m biased because my dad had Ted Williams’ book on hitting (dad coached Little League for awhile). I remember finding it mind-boggling (still do) that anyone could hit over .400 for a season


SwAeromotion

To add on to what they are talking about... Ted Williams also won the Triple Crown in 1942 and 1947 and finished 2nd in the MVP voting. Hit .388 in 1957 at age 38 with a 1.257 OPS. What's the common denominator here? A Yankee won the MVP in all of those years.


1005thArmbar

i'll eat the downvotes and say i don't give a h*ck about the american league home run record


steveofthejungle

Messing with my one Utah baseball buddy who’s a Yankee fan by congratulating Judge then telling him he’s gonna look good in Cubbie blue next year (Yes, I know that doesn’t really make sense for us. Just love trolling)


1005thArmbar

i'm a tremendous fan of Javier Assad


SwAeromotion

That was a bit of a frustrating inning. Men on base and the middle of the order, but no runs. It is meaningless game 161, though, so carry on.


maureen2222

Seiya is unbelievably good at knowing when to swing and when not to swing


malepitt

Pat Hughes with an outstanding story about Lou Boudreau, and the one-game playoff between Cleveland and Boston for the pennant in 1948. As player-manager (!!) for the season, he had 18 HR and 106 RBI as starting SS. In the clutch final game, he was 4-for-4, with 2HR for the CLE win at Fenway. I have very fond memories of Lou calling Cubs games on the radio all the way into the 1980's. He treated every listener like a 10 year old kid who needed to learn the fundamentals of baseball


Hope4years

Lou Boudreau was a wonderful broadcaster.


Interrobangersnmash

You guys think next year will be Votto's last? I hope not


steveofthejungle

I’m really looking forward to his broadcasting career when he does retire


Interrobangersnmash

He’d be great but apparently he thinks broadcasting would be boring!


steveofthejungle

I think anything that’s not playing baseball to him sounds boring. I hope he gets a broadcast career because he’s so good at it and he’s honestly one of my favorite players of all time


Interrobangersnmash

Apparently he takes improv classes…which I think is amazing. He’s a genuinely funny guy, perhaps he has a future in comedy


steveofthejungle

Holy shit I didn’t think I could love him more


TranceScape

Seiya would be the best batter in the league if robo umps were implemented


Televisions_Frank

C'mon Cubs, let's send the Reds to the 100 loss basement.


mt77932

So there's 2 teams that could win their 100th game today and 2 teams that could lose their 100th game today. This has been a weird season.


steveofthejungle

Who’d make the best baseball to cricket conversion? Someone ask Jomboy


fajita43

Btw hottovy said in his interview, while Willy was rounding the bases, that he gave up a bunch of those and knows what that sounds like. He only gave up two HR’s in the bigs (he only pitched two years). He did give up 73 on the minors….


1005thArmbar

trout wouldn't be very good at the cricket, i don't think


SwAeromotion

That's gotta suck. Waiting on a replay review and you get hurt taking warmup pitches in a meaningless game at the end of the season.


Spectre211286

Cessa got hurt due to the challenge?


-DaveThomas-

Were they out of challenges last night? Quiroz was definitely out, but Happ looked safe by a country mile. I figured they thought, "whatever, who cares"....but then they challenge this one today?


SwAeromotion

My (meaningless) opinion on tonight is that someone saw it from the dugout go out of play, so they challenge. However, there was no camera angle that can confirm this, so they cannot overturn. I could be wrong, obviously.


1005thArmbar

tom rapscallion


1005thArmbar

"CHICAGO IS CHALLENGING THE RULING THAT THE BALL WENT OUT OF PLAY AND DID NOT STAY IN PLAY" thanks tom hallion


Hope4years

Nice hustle by Chris - helped to force that bad throw


maureen2222

That was so goofy lol


-DaveThomas-

That induced my mild Quiroz ptsd


Spectre211286

[The Savannah Bananas announce they’re coming to Principal Park on Aug. 25 as part of their tour. ](https://twitter.com/TommyBirch/status/1577445893648879617)


steveofthejungle

And also Milwaukee and Indy! No SLC though 😭


steveofthejungle

Hoping to make it back to Wrigley on July 1st to see Cubs Guardians (and my first game at Wrigley in over four years) and to Toronto in August. Manifesting my buddies from Utah joining me in Chicago, and visiting my buddy in Buffalo then driving to Toronto


Hope4years

Do the Reds roast their batting helmets to get that just burned look?


-_butters_-

/u/steveofthejungle inspired me to [get some pumpkin beer](https://i.imgur.com/4itljrB.jpg), and hey we have matching glasses!


-DaveThomas-

Elysian makes insanely good pumpkin beers. I'm not typically one who enjoys them, but they are really something else. I always get a 6-pack when the season rolls around.


steveofthejungle

Hell yeah! Looks delicious and that’s an amazing pint glass!


steveofthejungle

Hell yes Hot Stuff is such a banger


inevitablescape

Willson Contreras is still awesome


Spectre211286

hey /u/-_butters_- was right Willson got a Homerun


-_butters_-

WOOOOOO!


[deleted]

Maybe the last time I’ll ever do this: #WIIIIILLLLLLSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!


steveofthejungle

WILLY BOMB!


Hope4years

Willson!!


1005thArmbar

#HELLOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!


Hope4years

😂👍


1005thArmbar

MLB sent me an email saying I can win postseason tickets with Sorare, the official NFT provider of major league baseball i will not be attending any postseason games this year


malepitt

Scoring one last game on paper tonight. Ending the season on a 4 pm EDT weekday matinee tomorrow is not ideal.


malepitt

For ten bucks I could go see Pirates-Cards tomorrow afternoon and get one last look at Pujols. Except tonight they sat Albert after only 2 AB.


SwAeromotion

Scuttlebutt is that he isn't going to play tomorrow.


steveofthejungle

[Final Cubs beer of the game of the season: Elephino Double IPA from Red Rock Brewery here in SLC. Amazing, 8% ABV malty IPA. Ending the season on a high note, beer wise](https://imgur.com/a/RXPxIYd) 🍻


steveofthejungle

Seiya learning the league and having an amazing breakout year next year? Stop, I can only get so erect


steveofthejungle

[Burger with green onion cheese and this amazing pineapple habanero hot sauce I bought in San Diego](https://imgur.com/a/r3cOu0r) 🔥


1005thArmbar

hell yeah man that looks great


steveofthejungle

Thanks! Just a frozen Costco burger but cook it right it’s delicious


1005thArmbar

had a dream one time that jonathan sciambi got shitcanned back to ESPN and Taylor McGregor was the play-by-play with James Deshaies as the color commentator i'm sad for the reality that can never be


MotherFuckinEeyore

I tuned in for a perfect game 🤬


-_butters_-

lol at the lowkey shade they're throwing at the lack of crowd (noise)


steveofthejungle

Making a burger to enjoy for the last game of the season I get to watch. Beer of the game to come later


golden_sombreros

Cincy with the Y Boog can y off


Spectre211286

quiet Stadium is sad


-_butters_-

Willson goes yard tonight and as always, go Cubs! 🍻


lupin43

Yoooooo!


SwAeromotion

Good call!!


Hope4years

🔮


SwAeromotion

Let's get the Reds up to 100 tonight, boys!


RevJake

No offense to Assad, but it kinda sucks the Wesneski cant pitch every night.