Does driving 32 in a 30 give you a rush? Do you like your brisket looking like shoe leather? Is milk too spicy for you? If so, then you’ll *love* the high octane Iowa offense.
If UNC just downed themselves on the 2nd to last kickoff return, they kneel and win by 1 point.
Instead, they take a TD and go for the 1 to make it an 8 point advantage. App State then drives down with 30 seconds and nearly ties the game, when UNC could've just won effortlessly by falling over.
App also scored 40 points in the 4th quarter, 62 total points in the 4th alone.
What the fuck was this game???
\>App State receiver catches the ball and immediately steps out of bounds
"App State has gotta be ready, the clocks gonna start here once the chains are set"
I only watched the end, were they that bad all game?
Thought it was just me. Announcers have gotten progressively worse over the years because they just talk about random storylines and don’t seem to actual know how to talk about the game itself. The fact they weren’t talking about how UNC shouldn’t have scored, and then said that they won (even before kicking the extra point). And THEN corrected themselves and said “after this kick it will be a two score game”…. No way those guys watch football
Between calling it a game at 8 point differential, this clock gaffe, not being excited at all, ans not chastizing the tarheel for taking the TD. it was bad. And that's all the bad in the 10 minutes that I watched. Very bad.
We're getting clowned on here but *technically* we just pulled an upset lol
Whatever, I can't believe we actually won despite our best efforts to lose. Jesus christ
Seriously; imagine having a time machine and going back 24 hours to tell App State fans that their team would score 61 points.
They’d probably think the game was a total blowout lol
"You guys scored 61 points overall and hell, scored 40 points in the 4th quarter alone!"
"Wow! That's amazing, damn what was the final score?"
"...63-61"
"....shit"
UNC scored a touchdown, and it was half a yard away from costing them the game
Lol, still fans in the stadium trying to process what the hell they've just been through
Could those commentators have been any worse at the end of the game?
1. Virtually no reaction to UNC's TD on the onside kick.
2. Not even mentioning that the UNC player who caught the onside kick could've just kneeled and iced the game but made a bonehead play going for the TD.
3. Thinking that the PAT to go up 8 ices the game because it makes it a "2-score game".
4. Begrudgingly acknowledging two minutes later that it was actually a 1-score game BUT saying that this is only "technically" the case because they have less than 30 seconds to score. IN A GAME THAT's 63-55 in which ASU has ALREADY SCORED 34 POINTS IN THE 4th QUARTER!!!!
The last time UNC and App St played basketball, this past December, App St scored 23 points in the second half and 50 total.
So no, they did not in fact play basketball the second half. They scored *more* points
The color commentator just said “still some questions about the UNC defense” after they got 40 hung on them in the 4th quarter. I think all the questions have been answered my man
I know it's a tired cliche, but it's gotta be tough for a 20 year old kid kid to realize that at the time when are you staring at the end zone with the ball and a full head of steam.
These were some of the worst announcers I’ve ever heard, and that’s not hyperbole. It was a travesty. The play-by-play man was absolutely brutal. Just brutal. I get it that there’s a ton of games to cover and not everyone is Gus Johnson or Chris Fowler, but it was just tragic that a game this good had to have these guys.
App state scores 2 TDs in the final minute and you would’ve thought they were announcing paint dry. And I swear the color man’s go-to analysis was “wow, football is crazy”
Then in the final minute:
“UNC makes this extra point and it’s a 2 score game” No you fucking moron they would be up by 8 points
“App State has no timeouts left” Yes they do, they have one timeout left, it’s right there on your monitor.
NEVER, I was legit yelling at my TV as it was happening “go out of bounds you idiot” and the announcers never even mentioned that was an option, even on the replays
Invest in Chapel Hill area liquor stores. That secondary is a fucking health hazard. So close but no cigar.
Also, where the hell did they pick up that commentator?
NC State 🤝 UNC
Winning despite absolutely not deserving it
The state of North Carolina is either incredibly competitive or actually incredibly dog shit
Hi I’m Appalachian State on Drives in the fourth quarter, and I have directv.
Hi I’m Appalachian State on 2 point conversions in the 4th quarter and I eat crayons
Honest to God, I’m not even mad. Probably for the first loss I’ve ever seen where I’m not mad. It’s an oblong ball and sometimes it bounces in funny directions.
Maye is the real deal. Chase and the rest of the O gave their all for App today. Really the D Line and backers played alright too, the secondary was ass.
Looking forward to what happens in College Station. I think this offense runs over the conference
I know people are gonna ask why ACC teams go on the road to G5 teams because they risk a loss when they don't "need" to. But I think it's a great thing that we get games like this as a result. It's great for programs like App and ECU, it's great for showcasing football in the state, and we've had two incredible games today. ...and I'm in full support of Carolina and State continuing to play these games!
The 4 biggest football teams in the state all playing each other at the G5 stadiums, it was a great day for football in North Carolina. If only Wake and Duke had been playing each other as well.
Wake could play Charlotte so that every North Carolinean university in FBS would be playing another North Carolinean university in FBS. This would not leave any universities that play in FBS and have ties to the state out.
I don’t exactly know what the fuck just happened in that 4th Quarter or whether or not I have a heart condition after that but
A bet a bet
https://imgur.com/a/y3ikSgN
I texted the ex. Who wants a fart sucked out their ass?
Jealous of those who tuned in without a rooting interest, that must've been electric to watch for the non-biased 3rd parties.
If y'all need me, I'll be in r/eyebleach after watching that defensive performance
This is the same sport that South Dakota State and Iowa played today
Are we sure? We might need Harvard to shed some light on this.
Can confirm that it was the same sport being played.
Thanks Harvard
But how do we know he didn't get into Harvard by taking fake classes at UNC?
I sense confirmation bias
u/meatfrappe
That username and flair combo has me rotflol-ing
It's beautiful isn't it?
Not if you chose to watch the Iowa game
Punting is an art form
*Belichick nods in approval*
Does driving 32 in a 30 give you a rush? Do you like your brisket looking like shoe leather? Is milk too spicy for you? If so, then you’ll *love* the high octane Iowa offense.
Shut your mouth
App St in the 4th quarter alone had 4x the points and more yards than both Iowa and SDSU combined.
*At least one of UNC and/or App St outscored that entire game in every single quarter
Flipping between both games at once has made this afternoon so exciting. Literally a little bit of everything between the games.
Uh pretty sure this was a basketball game and the other was soccer.
App State in one quarter quadrupled the total score of that game. I love this sport
Hell, UNC and App State almost doubled the scoring in the final like 3 minutes
They doubled the scoring within 22 seconds at one point lol
First I thought it was funny that all Iowa did was score a single touchdown. The box score made me cry.
Yea they scored 3x
Ostensibly
If UNC just downed themselves on the 2nd to last kickoff return, they kneel and win by 1 point. Instead, they take a TD and go for the 1 to make it an 8 point advantage. App State then drives down with 30 seconds and nearly ties the game, when UNC could've just won effortlessly by falling over. App also scored 40 points in the 4th quarter, 62 total points in the 4th alone. What the fuck was this game???
Announcers not making mention of this once made me feel like I was having a stroke
The announcers were so strangely calm about the madness we were watching. They were also so confident that an 8 point lead is a 2 possession game.
That's the one that got me. Like, do you even know the sport you are watching?
Basketball, duh.
But… 8 points would be three possessions in basketball
Two four point plays bro
\>App State receiver catches the ball and immediately steps out of bounds "App State has gotta be ready, the clocks gonna start here once the chains are set" I only watched the end, were they that bad all game?
Yes. Besides the kinds of calls you mentioned, they just felt so indifferent to the excitement of this game.
*Sees your flair* Who were you rooting for today?
They were bad in that regard but for me it was how uninterested they sounded during the end of one of the most wild games I've ever seen.
You guys just watched App State put up 34 points in a single quarter and you’re talking like a TD and a conversion in 30 seconds is impossible.
Craziest thing I've ever seen and they sold it like paint drying
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Thought it was just me. Announcers have gotten progressively worse over the years because they just talk about random storylines and don’t seem to actual know how to talk about the game itself. The fact they weren’t talking about how UNC shouldn’t have scored, and then said that they won (even before kicking the extra point). And THEN corrected themselves and said “after this kick it will be a two score game”…. No way those guys watch football
They were probably bummed interesting stuff was happening and it was keeping them from their podcast.
It baffled me. App State had 1 timeout and 30 seconds. UNC falls over, UNC wins.
It's especially surprising since we lost to ncst literally at the end of last year by not knowing special teams strategies. Wtf is our st coach doing?
Absolutely dreadful announcing across all of the 12 pm games.
The announcers were awful. They frequently didn’t know the down and when we kicked the last PAT said it made it a two score game
dude also said App state needed to hurry because the clock will be running when the receiver stepped out of bounds
Between calling it a game at 8 point differential, this clock gaffe, not being excited at all, ans not chastizing the tarheel for taking the TD. it was bad. And that's all the bad in the 10 minutes that I watched. Very bad.
Announcers were terrible all game.
Same ones who couldn't count to 8
Why win by 1 when you can win by 2?
Gotta take care of all the fans who had UNC -1.5. Good teams win, great teams cover.
Double your margin of victory with this one simple trick! Opposing coaches HATE it!
I got no skin in this game and I was yelling for him to go down
How in the cinnamon toast fuck do you score 40 points in a quarter?
Well, playing against our D is like running a pass skeleton drill so…. Edit: I need to flair up. UNC alumn here
What even *is* defense?
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe defense is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
We're going to lose to you guys by 100 next week. No way our team has the mental toughness to recover from that
This game was a fun belt game.
UNC just had to prove to NCST they are the best team in North Carolina (at almost losing to inferior opponents in embarrassing fashion)
Admittedly, App State is a much better team than ECU
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We're getting clowned on here but *technically* we just pulled an upset lol Whatever, I can't believe we actually won despite our best efforts to lose. Jesus christ
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ECU kicker is having the worst day of anyone in the world. That's rough as fuck.
The fix was in for anyone that had UNC -1.5
Imagine scoring 40 points in the 4th quarter and losing. Also, I flipped from Iowa-SDSU to this.
The two extreme ends of the college football spectrum lol
The duality of man was out in full force during the Noon slate
A reminder that the Over/Under for this game was 55.5.
4th quarter broke the full game O/U.
Not often the O/U is covered by both teams lol
I think the Red River Shootout last year did too
I won $96 because of this dumbassery!!!
Was that just for the 4th cause they hit the over.
**App State had 338 yards and 40 points in the 4th quarter and lost**
SDSU/Iowa didn't even combine for that many yards in the whole game...
And a quarter of the points too.
Seriously; imagine having a time machine and going back 24 hours to tell App State fans that their team would score 61 points. They’d probably think the game was a total blowout lol
"Hey you guys are going to score 40 points" "Wow, that is a high scoring game" "Game?"
"You guys scored 61 points overall and hell, scored 40 points in the 4th quarter alone!" "Wow! That's amazing, damn what was the final score?" "...63-61" "....shit"
That has to be some kind of record, right?
40 in the 4th quarter is the record regardless of outcome, yeah
Did Georgia Tech not score more than 40 in the fourth in their 223-0 game?
Cant win on that unc defense
UNC scored a touchdown, and it was half a yard away from costing them the game Lol, still fans in the stadium trying to process what the hell they've just been through
Will Iowa score 63 points total this season?
One field goal and 30 safeties, let's gooooo
Giving a new meaning to “safety school”
Not on offense
Offense or defense?
Could those commentators have been any worse at the end of the game? 1. Virtually no reaction to UNC's TD on the onside kick. 2. Not even mentioning that the UNC player who caught the onside kick could've just kneeled and iced the game but made a bonehead play going for the TD. 3. Thinking that the PAT to go up 8 ices the game because it makes it a "2-score game". 4. Begrudgingly acknowledging two minutes later that it was actually a 1-score game BUT saying that this is only "technically" the case because they have less than 30 seconds to score. IN A GAME THAT's 63-55 in which ASU has ALREADY SCORED 34 POINTS IN THE 4th QUARTER!!!!
They legitimately sounded like they wanted to go home
Then saying the clock would start soon after the App State receiver caught it and got out of bounds with 14 seconds left.
This is G5 life :(
They got gifted the opportunity to commentate the game of the week easily and gave it that effort
Pretty cool of them to let their basketball teams play the second half
The last time UNC and App St played basketball, this past December, App St scored 23 points in the second half and 50 total. So no, they did not in fact play basketball the second half. They scored *more* points
Jesus, even more absurd they almost matched their that *in a single quarter*
The color commentator just said “still some questions about the UNC defense” after they got 40 hung on them in the 4th quarter. I think all the questions have been answered my man
Maybe the question is "Do we have anyone else who can play defense?"
“What time do we need to tell the defensive backs coach we’re leaving so he will miss the bus?”
“Does UNC have a defense?” is a question
Kinda of amazing how consistently bad UNC is at defense, no matter the year, no matter the coach, no matter the coordinator
APP State really had a 40 point fourth quarter in a losing effort...
UNC points: 63 App points: 61 Over/under: 55.5
If you double cover you get double the payout right?
A sports book should do that though
I had App +2.5 AMA
My wife: I’m so sorry. Me: me too but I bet my season’s budget on App +3 in June so where do you want to go eat?
Tbh this was the most bummed I’ve been over a non-UCF game in a while
Are you aware that UNC and App State scored the same number of TDs and FGs? Edit: I was wrong and it's even worse.
This isn’t true, UNC scored 8 TDs, 2 FGs, 7 XPs, and 1 2PT, App scored 9 TDs and 7 XPs.
Well shit, this is even worse for App State fans.
Holy shit I just realized this
I like to call it a "2015 ND @ Clemson."
Shout out the the UNC head coach for calling out his returner for not going down and scoring instead lmao
And to the announcers for completely ignoring that fact
I know it's a tired cliche, but it's gotta be tough for a 20 year old kid kid to realize that at the time when are you staring at the end zone with the ball and a full head of steam.
That was his third TD of the season. First return TD though
Folks, that was an average North Carolina football game. They're all drunk as hell.
We drunk as fuck, also the ACC is gonna be the biggest cluster fuck
coastal chaos has broken containment
Knew this would happen as soon as they announced the end of divisions
8 different champs in a 7 team division in 8 years. This is on the conference
These were some of the worst announcers I’ve ever heard, and that’s not hyperbole. It was a travesty. The play-by-play man was absolutely brutal. Just brutal. I get it that there’s a ton of games to cover and not everyone is Gus Johnson or Chris Fowler, but it was just tragic that a game this good had to have these guys. App state scores 2 TDs in the final minute and you would’ve thought they were announcing paint dry. And I swear the color man’s go-to analysis was “wow, football is crazy” Then in the final minute: “UNC makes this extra point and it’s a 2 score game” No you fucking moron they would be up by 8 points “App State has no timeouts left” Yes they do, they have one timeout left, it’s right there on your monitor.
Did they ever talk about how UNC shouldn't have scored the onside kick TD?
NEVER, I was legit yelling at my TV as it was happening “go out of bounds you idiot” and the announcers never even mentioned that was an option, even on the replays
Invest in Chapel Hill area liquor stores. That secondary is a fucking health hazard. So close but no cigar. Also, where the hell did they pick up that commentator?
That damn ABC in meadowmont has such shit selection
Gotta go to the one on 15-501 by Monterrey
Or go to Carrboro
NC State 🤝 UNC Winning despite absolutely not deserving it The state of North Carolina is either incredibly competitive or actually incredibly dog shit
There’s a high level of athletic potential but the ability to execute is equivocal to a JV high school team
I died a little inside watching this game
Absolutely robbery by the triangle schools today.
Duke did what they needed to.
We're not on y'alls level. After all, we beat our opponent by twice as much as you guys.
Hi I’m Appalachian State on Drives in the fourth quarter, and I have directv. Hi I’m Appalachian State on 2 point conversions in the 4th quarter and I eat crayons
App State scored FORTY FUCKING POINTS in the fourth quarter, but couldn't get a 2 point conversion
There were 3 TDs scored in 22 seconds at one point.
UNC: Taking bend but don’t break into the celestial dimension
Why convert the two points when you can just score another touchdown in 39 seconds ^^and ^^then ^^not ^^convert ^^again
The Chase Brice Duke fans watched for a whole season showed up just at the wrong time.
FIRST [SCORIGAMI](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wX0sxdF6xUDupCIQHjBflxwVOcTPQWSEAqtucz_1wX4/edit?usp=sharing) OF THE SEASON
Props to UNC for pulling off a massive upset against a superior team
Looks like they’ll just have to put up 45+ points every game to get some wins. No biggie
on the road! no less
https://imgur.com/a/xTif2fe
i mean i had some fun now next week... thats a toss up
What the hell is this “offense” thing, I don’t understand it
Iowa took App States 2 point conversions and used them for safeties.
Only App State can kill its fans twice in under 2 minutes....I need a fucking cardiologist
With that flair, definitely make an appointment after today's games.
That onside kick return was an insanely terrible decision and the announcers were dead silent about that fact
The state of North Carolina has been the physical manifestation of Team Chaos this week
Honest to God, I’m not even mad. Probably for the first loss I’ve ever seen where I’m not mad. It’s an oblong ball and sometimes it bounces in funny directions. Maye is the real deal. Chase and the rest of the O gave their all for App today. Really the D Line and backers played alright too, the secondary was ass. Looking forward to what happens in College Station. I think this offense runs over the conference
I know people are gonna ask why ACC teams go on the road to G5 teams because they risk a loss when they don't "need" to. But I think it's a great thing that we get games like this as a result. It's great for programs like App and ECU, it's great for showcasing football in the state, and we've had two incredible games today. ...and I'm in full support of Carolina and State continuing to play these games!
Despite the blood pressure it’s the most exciting football day in NC in a long time, and it’s great for the fan bases
The 4 biggest football teams in the state all playing each other at the G5 stadiums, it was a great day for football in North Carolina. If only Wake and Duke had been playing each other as well.
Wake could play Charlotte so that every North Carolinean university in FBS would be playing another North Carolinean university in FBS. This would not leave any universities that play in FBS and have ties to the state out.
Agreed. Now if only we could get Duke basketball to do it ;)
We did play UNC-Greensboro on the road once! ...at Greensboro Coliseum...ten years ago...
And we just announced a series with App as well.
Kudos to Cedric Gray for carrying the dead weight of ten other men.
Holy shit. I’m dead.
How the fuck do you give up 40 points in the 4th quarter and still win?
Coolhand drake.
It’s going to take weeks to return to a normal heart rate.
Who were you cheering for this in the game?
As a neutral fan What the fuck was that
I don’t know.
Exactly. UNC and App St are still trying to figure it out.
40 4th quarter points...and you lose. Meanwhile, Iowa won by scoring two safeties.
That UNC kick returner is definitely thanking God that his TD didn't cost UNC the game
Glad to see the Heels could defend late without Brady Manik
I don’t exactly know what the fuck just happened in that 4th Quarter or whether or not I have a heart condition after that but A bet a bet https://imgur.com/a/y3ikSgN I texted the ex. Who wants a fart sucked out their ass?
>I texted the ex Preemptive F for you bud. You have my condolences.
Legend
I'm invested in this storyline. Surely she can't be toxic enough to respond to that? Also pretty dick thing to say
SMH it’s always up to Pitt to carry the conference
Hey now, GT hasn't played yet, don't be stealing our chance of carrying the conference straight to hell
I was there. I died 7 times. AMA.
That was insane. I haven’t fully processed wtf I watched
app state scored 40 points in the 4th quarter. will iowa score 40 in september?
Boring defense heavy game
Win or lose, App St is consistently impressing me
Full on Instant Classic material
Heart breaking loss mountain bros. Drake Maye is that dude.
App State scored 40 points in the 4th quarter, which hasn’t been done in 25 years. And LOST
The guy that returned that onside kick has to be the happiest man in the world right now
I can’t fucking breathe
It was fun then it wasnt then it was then it wasnt.
App state is always doing some crazy awesome shit early in the year and I’m here for it
Jealous of those who tuned in without a rooting interest, that must've been electric to watch for the non-biased 3rd parties. If y'all need me, I'll be in r/eyebleach after watching that defensive performance