By - AngelTheCuteAngel
Well, this will be a good way to increase Colette's play rates I guess
simp stars 🤩
Ah yes I’ve always wanted to date Tick
nah sprout is where it's at
I think you meant spike 🗿
I think you meant Lou 🥶
Nah you mean t surge. He’s got the juice
I think you meant Eve 🪲
Nah dude thiccccc Pam is whete it's at
\*u misspelled el primo
Yall trippin. You dont know how to spell lunar piper
Nah bro i wanna go date dihydrogen monoxide
uhh *starts backing away*
Bro back off its mine
he is 'da bomb'
Yea, Brawl Stars Dating "SIMP"
Actually my desires tho
I always wanted to date gale 😩
Ok,now I've seen everything.
The most bizzare part here is that there are unironically people who would take this too seriously than what it should be.
>!Looking at you,r/ColetteSimps!<
BS community has got to be one of the crappiest ones at times
well at least it's not LOL
League players need to touch grass and find a father figure
Said the mortis flair and JoJo fan
Edit: it's a joke yalls 🗿
Damn, I don’t think ‘touch grass’ meant quite this much
You could’ve just left it at Mortis flair
Jojo is peak you can't change my mind.
(ik it's a joke I'm offended nonetheless)
it is so good, but one piece and bleach are way up there too.
oh for sure
"You'll never find a bigger hive of scum and villainy." Seriously though, Colette is a literal psychopath. Why do people sexualize her?!
Because apparently,people want a non-japanese version of a yandere as their waifu
Because people think that they are Brawlers. Colette is obsessed with Brawlers, so they think she is obsessed with them.
Honestly, the last thing I want is Colette being obsessed with me
* cough * *yandere* * cough *
Because she's a literal psychopath
Welcome to the internet, it's common here
Hey? I thought she was a narcissist? Or is she both??
Why wouldn’t we?
Edit: holy freaking yikes da phuck happened here!?!?
Don’t call me out like that
The only way for something like this to work without getting weird even to this extent is if the relationship status didn't go further than "best friends"
Eat pasta with Nita in the Barley's bar and then hitting Jessie with a fork and everything is on fire and barley gets angry and everyone is ded
just joined ironically lol
hopefully there isn’t people here saying they wanna date minors. 😬
I have no words, except for Bull’s
Rosa: “Fucking is my game”
El primo: it's still el primoooo!!!!! It won't change
Brawl stars sex update. Now secs cotl and bul 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😍🥰🥰
And Primo will have nipples 😳😳
wait he doesn’t? mini pekka does
Nope, he doesn't 😔
I think he did before the hydraulic press
I want the
Cactick is BUSSIN
Finally my smash or pass tier list will be to good use. I hope they will have an 18+ section included and that it is easy to get in there without ID.
(I am joking btw it feels like some people won’t get that)
People wouldn't know you were joking unless you shouted it out, bcs there are actual people who are Into this
Apparently Mr P mains like it. You can go to their sub for more info
What is thier sub
brawlstars MR p with the MR
That would be brawlstarsmrp
can't wait to date a minor
(For legal reasons this is a joke)
I too, would like to date Dynamike, Carl, and Jacky.
The mighty minors
I would say for the minors they can be playdates/platonic relationships
If supercell smoked whatever the crap they've been smoking for the last updates so they added dating, it would be funny if the account that dated minors got banned lol
Guys, chill up, it has the humor tag on. If it didn't, well...
I was like: bro this has got to have a humor flair, **this has got to be a humor flair** (I'm on mobile so the flair does not show up unless I tap on the post)
Guys i swear this is a joke
Red was not the imposter!?
You made it look so serious. It's official, i'm dating Crow thank you very much
AND I'M DATING GALE hehehehe
And Frank and Rico and Shelly and Bull and Amber and Primo and ..... (≧▽≦)
Icing all over piper? Extra pair of hands needed?
Insert bull doing the rock eye
Primo is doing the rock eye
I want this to be real so I can date spike!!!!!!!!!!!😡🤬
He has such a way with words
You have touched my heart and made my legs feel so weak, Spike
Spike is the most wholesome thing in this game, anyone would date him :D
Sure, I want to date Rico 😎👍
We all know Rico wouldn’t be into us, just the vending machine
This comment section be [like](https://youtu.be/9f7xAxKtjXc).
Lol nice ☺️
Ayooo large idea 💡
Why make this
reasons why this wont be applied to brawl stars:
(tell all the reasons in reply)
Dating with Bo would be.... Oh no... He's hot
What the actual fuck did I just read…
listen i'm just saying. nita and leon need a second parent alongside Bo and i'm willing to snatch that dilf
Who made this lmfao
Let's go on a date Crow. UwU
Your gonna have to battle u/CrowIsHot for that one.
I would fight for Crow. **I would die for Crow.**
Can't wait to date robots, plants, animals, and minors!
For legal reasons that's a joke...right?
Basically adding a tamagochi mode.
I know this is a joke but d a m n
Instructions unclear, ended up identifying the time period of rocks with Carl
yEs SuPeRcElL aDd s*X tO bRaWl StArS!1!!1!1
#S I M P
what the actual fuck
Cute (especially females)
Go get some bitches n* daaamn
This means.. grom..
He is jumping out of his pants rn
I can’t wait to go dating with Byron.╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
What the hell
No just no
No, remember that BS is a children game
Ok im leaving this sub
Yay I can date Buzz
~~and Amber let's go~~
Gotta max Poco no matter what
Even if it takes my pride
This...Is satire? Right? RIGHT?
If it isn’t, OP has forgotten that brawl stars is made for children
Its a joke. Check the flair
Breathe. Yes it is
Thats how im gonna max spike, i like the way he talks to people
Kinda weird but I vibe with it
This post is weird and funny but ngl,I would want to date Rosa 😏😏
Yes I can finally date Pamela
I have one simple question: why?
I already know who I would spend the coins on ;))
im dating squeak now i guess
finally i can date stu
maybe renamed it hangout event and not dating sim? but aside from that, its a nice concept.
Let me do that for you.
I love that OP said that this is not only fun, but also "rewarding" 😂
Who ready to date Bruce and scrappy?
Finally I can play real brawl star
RATED A FOR ADULTS ONLY
Yep, always wanted to kiss barley
What the actual fuck where the hell have we come to
What the fuck?
OP literally tells us thet he gets no bitches
boy no way boy ☠️
Me: “H-hi Rosa you uhh w-wanna go on a da-“
Rosa: **Fuck me for the win**
I will have to impotitely decline
Little by little, the community wants this game to convert in a gacha
Finally i can date spike
Yo what the fuck?
\*sorts by controversial\*
I wouldn’t agree on the dating aspect of it but maybe friendship points would be nice. It would be cool to get unique profile pictures from brawlers you have high points with.
# BREAKING: COLETTE PLAY RATE INCREASES BY 100%
It doesnt fit in brawl stars fight style game,but creative idea! But i dont see this as a new gamemode
Jessie, Meg, and Leon are off limits until the game is 18 years old.
You forgot Nita
Nah mortis is the way
I wonder what happens if I date El primo...
\^\^\^ gotta agree
HERE COMES THE BIG BOOM!
What has this subreddit became...(even as a joke)
Oh god delete this now
Yeah, pls no
Supercell: "best we can do is seasonal mode"
WE DONT KNOW THOSE TERMS HERE
THIS IS BRAWL STARS WHERE FUN IS NOT A THING
ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS THE GRIND AND SKINS