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Gordon1130

Well, this will be a good way to increase Colette's play rates I guess


sciencewonders

simp stars 🤩


Tyrone3105

Ah yes I’ve always wanted to date Tick


CreepButNot

nah sprout is where it's at


jeremyclarksono

I think you meant spike 🗿


LOGANgster1208

I think you meant Lou 🥶


MarblesYouTube

Nah you mean t surge. He’s got the juice


Insert_CoinZ_3432

I think you meant Eve 🪲


Blaze-studios

Monke surge


PerfectShadow51

Nah dude thiccccc Pam is whete it's at


Brilliant_Ad4427

\*u misspelled el primo


EpicGam3rMode

Yall trippin. You dont know how to spell lunar piper


EleBitSP175

Nah bro i wanna go date dihydrogen monoxide (Squek)


MewfanPlays

uhh *starts backing away*


Playful-Flounder7152

Bro back off its mine


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

he is 'da bomb'


CryptographerSome196

Yea, Brawl Stars Dating "SIMP"


bbitter_coffee

Actually my desires tho


Legitimate-Back-822

I always wanted to date gale 😩


George_2004

Ok,now I've seen everything. The most bizzare part here is that there are unironically people who would take this too seriously than what it should be. >!Looking at you,r/ColetteSimps!<


Accomplished_Bet4658

BS community has got to be one of the crappiest ones at times


George_2004

Yes


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well at least it's not LOL


JohnnyJoestar_Spin

League players need to touch grass and find a father figure


grass_fucker_69

Said the mortis flair and JoJo fan Edit: it's a joke yalls 🗿


Xtreme_GamerXG1

Damn, I don’t think ‘touch grass’ meant quite this much


-Limb0girraf-

You could’ve just left it at Mortis flair


whee5000

Jojo is peak you can't change my mind. (ik it's a joke I'm offended nonetheless)


JohnnyJoestar_Spin

it is so good, but one piece and bleach are way up there too.


whee5000

oh for sure


Wboy2006

"You'll never find a bigger hive of scum and villainy." Seriously though, Colette is a literal psychopath. Why do people sexualize her?!


George_2004

Because apparently,people want a non-japanese version of a yandere as their waifu


Geometry_Emperor

Because people think that they are Brawlers. Colette is obsessed with Brawlers, so they think she is obsessed with them.


Wboy2006

Honestly, the last thing I want is Colette being obsessed with me


hjyboy1218

* cough * *yandere* * cough *


8rok3n

Because she's a literal psychopath


CreepButNot

Welcome to the internet, it's common here


Sea-Middle-5310

Hey? I thought she was a narcissist? Or is she both??


TIsangalus669

Why wouldn’t we? Edit: holy freaking yikes da phuck happened here!?!?


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TIsangalus669

Don’t call me out like that


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George_2004

The only way for something like this to work without getting weird even to this extent is if the relationship status didn't go further than "best friends"


MlNCO

Wtf


PatrokManzana

Eat pasta with Nita in the Barley's bar and then hitting Jessie with a fork and everything is on fire and barley gets angry and everyone is ded (@_@;)


PatrokManzana

Ñeheheheheheh


TimeBomb42069

just joined ironically lol


uraeb0t

hopefully there isn’t people here saying they wanna date minors. 😬


threebritishbiscuits

I have no words, except for Bull’s “Wanna fuck?”


DeninjaBeariver

Rosa: “Fucking is my game”


Perfect_Ad5659

El primo: it's still el primoooo!!!!! It won't change


givemealoafofbread

Meanwhile Jacky:


GuGokty

Brawl stars sex update. Now secs cotl and bul 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😍🥰🥰


PatrokManzana

And Primo will have nipples 😳😳


pk-kp

wait he doesn’t? mini pekka does


PatrokManzana

Nope, he doesn't 😔


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I think he did before the hydraulic press


TheOfficialWario2

I want the the pocussy


turtle_bread_456

Cactick is BUSSIN


spelavidiotr

Finally my smash or pass tier list will be to good use. I hope they will have an 18+ section included and that it is easy to get in there without ID. (I am joking btw it feels like some people won’t get that)


Fluffy_Marionberry10

People wouldn't know you were joking unless you shouted it out, bcs there are actual people who are Into this


spelavidiotr

Apparently Mr P mains like it. You can go to their sub for more info


PiwonUwU

What is thier sub


spelavidiotr

brawlstars MR p with the MR


PiwonUwU

That would be brawlstarsmrp


Magic_Prankster

can't wait to date a minor (For legal reasons this is a joke)


Sudhar_Reddit7

Nita 👍


MrSecret003

Bruce 👍


LetsDoTheCongna

I too, would like to date Dynamike, Carl, and Jacky.


cannonsword

The mighty minors


Anesthegamer1106

I would say for the minors they can be playdates/platonic relationships


ilovetomatoes2

If supercell smoked whatever the crap they've been smoking for the last updates so they added dating, it would be funny if the account that dated minors got banned lol


Ictpro56

Guys, chill up, it has the humor tag on. If it didn't, well...


cannonsword

I was like: bro this has got to have a humor flair, **this has got to be a humor flair** (I'm on mobile so the flair does not show up unless I tap on the post)


AngelTheCuteAngel

Guys i swear this is a joke


Admirable_Subject_39

Suspicious


GiveMeMoreBurritos

S-sus?!


homborgor-1

amogus?! 😳


RoastedYT

Red was not the imposter!?


ANGEL_2005

You made it look so serious. It's official, i'm dating Crow thank you very much


PatrokManzana

AND I'M DATING GALE hehehehe And Frank and Rico and Shelly and Bull and Amber and Primo and ..... (≧▽≦)


Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrick

flair matches


No-Introduction-1492

Icing all over piper? Extra pair of hands needed? Insert bull doing the rock eye


Arisp019gr

Primo is doing the rock eye


No_Effort6230

I want this to be real so I can date spike!!!!!!!!!!!😡🤬


CheeseCheese15-2

He has such a way with words


LetsDoTheCongna


No_Effort6230

You have touched my heart and made my legs feel so weak, Spike


PatrokManzana

Spike is the most wholesome thing in this game, anyone would date him :D


lmao_man_funny

Lmao


Thatmaskedduude

Sure, I want to date Rico 😎👍


TheXPHunter

We all know Rico wouldn’t be into us, just the vending machine


IDontKnownah

This comment section be [like](https://youtu.be/9f7xAxKtjXc).


EncreCS

Lol nice ☺️


Vesondor

Ayooo large idea 💡


sour-head

No bitches?


rainboiiiii

Why make this


Lychezr

reasons why this wont be applied to brawl stars: (tell all the reasons in reply)


ToroAsterion

Dating with Bo would be.... Oh no... He's hot


sandoftheholyland

What the actual fuck did I just read…


That-Cauliflower-957

listen i'm just saying. nita and leon need a second parent alongside Bo and i'm willing to snatch that dilf


pumpkintrons

Ew


Antisocialkingz

Why


Antisocialkingz

Who made this lmfao


EnergySheriff

Let's go on a date Crow. UwU


A_Bruuuh_Moment

Your gonna have to battle u/CrowIsHot for that one.


CrowIsHot

I would fight for Crow. **I would die for Crow.**


Clubstepper

Can't wait to date robots, plants, animals, and minors!


Di3g

For legal reasons that's a joke...right?


SUCarmine04

Basically adding a tamagochi mode.


CaioD13

Yea… No


JozukageHigashikira

I know this is a joke but d a m n


hjyboy1218

Instructions unclear, ended up identifying the time period of rocks with Carl


MilkmanGaddafi

yEs SuPeRcElL aDd s*X tO bRaWl StArS!1!!1!1


Accomplished_Bet4658

#S I M P


Kksyo123

what the actual fuck


TerrorAreYou

people


Onestepaheadofu123

are


Jezzaboi828

Really


No_Effort6230

Cute (especially females)


Jezzaboi828

However


Arisp019gr

They


A_Bruuuh_Moment

Are


PET4BYTE5

Absolutely


BigBro555

Mental


ToroAsterion

Unstable


kerruz06

Go get some bitches n* daaamn


MoonstruckCyan

This means.. grom.. hoohoo


F2p_wins274

He is jumping out of his pants rn


kechuchu2211

I can’t wait to go dating with Byron.╰(*´︶`*)╯♡


SpecialistLoan9898

What the hell


snack69_

groundbreaking


Not_Robokitten

No just no


ilovetomatoes2

No, remember that BS is a children game


Headshot256

r/sadcringe


MrVoras

Ok im leaving this sub


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Yay I can date Buzz ~~and Amber let's go~~


AnasuiCabrera

Gotta max Poco no matter what


Arisp019gr

Even if it takes my pride


Ultimate_Several20

This...Is satire? Right? RIGHT?


A_proud_tryhard

If it isn’t, OP has forgotten that brawl stars is made for children


FUN_DUDE_ARYAN

Its a joke. Check the flair


rock-solid-armpits

Breathe. Yes it is


Arisp019gr

Thats how im gonna max spike, i like the way he talks to people


Capp_y33t

bruuuuh


Willing_Telephone350

Kinda weird but I vibe with it


WKBRL_CAT

This post is weird and funny but ngl,I would want to date Rosa 😏😏


DemandParticular

Yes I can finally date Pamela


vladnightmare

I have one simple question: why?


readmynameplease

no. no no


Vjaninja

Why?


Mutty99

I already know who I would spend the coins on ;))


hoppigdash

im dating squeak now i guess


apocalypsetown

finally i can date stu


uraeb0t

maybe renamed it hangout event and not dating sim? but aside from that, its a nice concept.


PolskiSzymon22

Spilled Icing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Let me do that for you. 😏


cris-crispy

I love that OP said that this is not only fun, but also "rewarding" 😂


TheImpostorYT

Who ready to date Bruce and scrappy?


TheSecondAJ

Finally I can play real brawl star


Firey_jr

RATED A FOR ADULTS ONLY


DESTR0Y_you

Yep, always wanted to kiss barley


PET4BYTE5

What the actual fuck where the hell have we come to


arminfcb10

What the fuck?


Snoo-80415

OP literally tells us thet he gets no bitches


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Outjerked


PotatoSnackThing

boy no way boy ☠️


Iusti06

Me: “H-hi Rosa you uhh w-wanna go on a da-“ Rosa: **Fuck me for the win**


Patresxdx

I will have to impotitely decline


Bilalpro_XD

Little by little, the community wants this game to convert in a gacha


skaal796

Finally i can date spike


oazaabi

Yo what the fuck?


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\*sorts by controversial\* \*grabs snacks\*


Cheriubic

I wouldn’t agree on the dating aspect of it but maybe friendship points would be nice. It would be cool to get unique profile pictures from brawlers you have high points with.


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# BREAKING: COLETTE PLAY RATE INCREASES BY 100%


kretolik23

It doesnt fit in brawl stars fight style game,but creative idea! But i dont see this as a new gamemode


Worried-Ad4485

SEX?!!!!


LetsDoTheCongna

Jessie, Meg, and Leon are off limits until the game is 18 years old.


F2p_wins274

You forgot Nita


Emilio_563

Colette


Supreme6963

No


Intelligent-Bee-1351

Nah mortis is the way


LOL_MASTER_GAY

I wonder what happens if I date El primo...


Minoze_MK

Jacky 😚


personname_

\^\^\^ gotta agree


Dr_Weil

HERE COMES THE BIG BOOM!


kahong_69

What has this subreddit became...(even as a joke)


scrappy2546

Oh god delete this now


ishan_anchit

Yeah, pls no


LeafWyvern

Supercell: "best we can do is seasonal mode"


osu_are

FUN? REWARDING??? WE DONT KNOW THOSE TERMS HERE


Arisp019gr

THIS IS BRAWL STARS WHERE FUN IS NOT A THING ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS THE GRIND AND SKINS