Rhett exposing Chuck for habitually going to hotels and bitching about the food to get it for free is giving me so much serotonin. He really, truly hates that man and you love to see it. 💖

rhett’s immediate defense for his wife confronting that little prick was amazing too. love to see it! what a man!!

Lmao and he immediately goes I didn’t call her a bitch. Can’t even fess up to his shit talking.

He was literally hiding behind his wife!

I honestly don’t know how he restrained himself considering how much of a monster he was to everyone plus being trapped on open water with him… NIGHTMARE!

$6500 is the lowest tip I have ever seen. Fuck these people.

glenn was fair to say the tip represented the guests, not the team.

**BANNED FOR LIFE**

He must have paid in 1's because the cash envelope was fat.

My reception was glitching I didn't get to see how much that worked out too .was it like 200 a piece or what? Did they even say? I couldn't stand Chuck or his awful wife..did u see that look on Chucks face when he was calculating how much he was going to leave..dude will get his one day .I'm sure he will mouth off or stiff the wrong person. And I hope I get to hear about it.

I love how Glenn supports Marcos and says they’ll work it out with the food instead of being like Ms. Applebee’s manager Sandy! 🙄 It’s honestly so refreshing! 🤩

Glenn is a really good boss.

Could you imagine how she would’ve not helped with the stain?

Speaking of the self-tanner stain, I’ve never heard of Vanish, but I’m sure looking for a bottle next time I’m at the store! What a cleaner. 😍 Damn I’m boring.😅

The fact that this live discussion doesn’t have 1k comments is a CRIME this is absolute gold

This might be the best episode of the franchise

The R/belowdeck discussion has well over 1k.

Grandma trying to get those girls to chip to pay for her tanner stain. WTF?!?!? No shame!

Trash is hereditary

Grandma 😅😅 She seemed like a space cadet. And a possible relative of former OC housewife, Lynne Curtin.

They need to stop showing the patch of hair in his hand it’s making me nauseas

Seriously I felt dizzy for real

i want to puke

I knew it was coming so I didn’t watch. Listening was bad enough.

You know Daisy is fed the fuck up when she’s talking shit with a guest.

It’s always easy to make a friend when you have a common enemy

I love Rhett and Janelle’s pure hatred for Chuck.

If that man called me a bitch, I would’ve fought him myself.

Marcos telling Daisy about the stews bitching about each other... screaming. He’s the real MVP.

I just love him.

[удалено]

as well as Colin

Is he single? I don’t remember them saying.

Right?! Marcos is 🥵 Gary is 🤡

Very very important to recognise that everyone is majorly sleeping on Marcos. Damn.

$6500???? If you can't afford to tip, you shouldn't be going. Marcos literally lost a part of his scalp for this bullshit.

right? fucking keep it.

If Captain Glenn, one of the nicest people on Bravo, is telling you to show some class, then you’re a real dickhead.

The last few minutes of that episode was such a clusterfuck. Everyone who isn’t watching this show is missing the fuck OUT. 

"The guy's got the taste buds of a Billy Goat". ILU colin. and I missed you guys, first live watch in a while for me.

Living for Rhett bitching on the phone about Chuck being a total asshole- I’ve actually been in that situation with a former friend who brought me on a cruise, I was out of my mind by the time we got back and never spoke to her again. Nothing like being trapped on a boat with someone to see their horrid nature to come leaping out.

AAAAHHHHH THEYRE GONNA GET CHARGED FOR THE BRONZER ON THE COUCH!!!!

I loved the friend being like "no we're not cause we didn't do that" she's so over it lmao

I am Captain Glenn in bed, headphones on, eating m&ms.

Omg my mom and I split groceries when we go to Costco. She got a bag of almond chocolates and I got half of it. I work till 2am every day and I can't stop eating those at night. watching RHONY season 3 and my chocolate almonds.

i LOVED when he stopped whoever walking by and asked “ooo! those open? gummy bears??!!” i adore him.

so pure

“It’s all good, Captain. Dinner’s gonna be on time.” Marcos, you truly are my beloved. Already MVP of the season.

Guess what, Barrie? You’re not the worst guest in Below Deck history anymore.

Daisy sipping her margarita while Glenn tries to clean the sofa is EVERYTHING!

Gary shut Ashley down and he shut her down well. Last season Gary wouldn’t do that. 

Gary and Daisy is the enemies to lovers storyline we deserve

I think he is smitten with her.

Yes! I somehow love them together, even though he is kind of ridiculous. I wonder if they are lying on wwhl about not dating.

I didn’t think they were lying. It sounded like daisy was trying to hint to being open to it without outright saying it lol

Wait… what?! He goes to hotels to bitch about food so he can get it for free?! And that’s a fucking HOBBY OF HIS!?! I didn’t realize that level of trash person existed.

THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO START COOKING AFTER GETTING SCALPED. Marcos you absolute mad lad.

Why do I kind of like Gary and Daisy together lol

I LOVE them together!

I love this.

I think for me it’s the fact that you can tell he is far more in to Daisy than he is Ashley.

I get the feeling Gary likes a very self assured woman

This dude is setting the table to give a terrible tip. These people are trash

When he bragged about having 3k for tip I gasped. ...as I sit here with less than that in my bank account lmao

Fuck him up Rhett

He backed down so quickly

chuck positioned his wife between rhett and himself.

Ok, so her friends wouldn't come on hte charter so she brought her hairdresser

The hairdresser's husband clearly had no idea who he was going on vacation with lol

I caught that too…🥴

Wouldn’t or Jan 6th Couldn’t 😂

Did anyone notice we was wearing a biden bikini vs last season she was all about the other guy?....

she tweeted that everyone had to be vaccinated so her pool probably shrunk by 99%

These are the rudest, trashiest people I have ever seen. I do love the hair stylist and her husband though…I was kind of hoping Rhett would punch Charles. Never has a person been more deserving of a punch in the face.

Daisy and Janelle shit-talking the other guests together... iconic.

SIXTY FIVE HUNDRED???!!!?!!? How did the network even allow that I thought it was a minimum of 15% included in the booking fee up front????

My thoughts exactly!!

That's what I thought too! I've heard they set the amount pre-charter, then production gives them that amount in cash for the show. So I think maybe he set it to 15% , then took money out of the envelope once he got it on the boat. Timothy Sykes took cash out of the envelope on his first trip.

Obsessed with Gabriella’s dress holy hell

She looks sooooo good!!

FUCK HIM UP RHETT.

That jerk off is probably feeling all high and mighty like he got one over on them for leaving such a shitty tip too, but really he just looks like an asshole who can't afford to leave a good tip. You played yourself dude

Ashley, you should respect her because she is your coworker and a fellow human being. Her title should not be the only reason to respect someone.

If she put as much effort into her job as she doesn’t into bitching about the hierarchy no one would argue with her being the same rank.

Being more worried about her phone than her mother who just fell is so on brand for this woman.

I mean they left her mother to worry about herself when they all got kicked off a flight for being trash.

I’m totally with the woman who had to take a break from these people. They are embarrassing on all levels. Being unable to sing happy birthday is just one of them…

“Please never come back.” Colin’s speaking for both the crew *and* the viewers.

was it colin too who said “why are we waving?” 😂

$6,500 tip? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s the lowest tip in Below Deck history. 

Is Marcos the first level headed chef we’ve had?

If he keeps bumping his head he won’t be for much longer

I bet Marcos has broken many a back in his time

He could fuck my shit up any day, bald spot and all

I love Marcos! “Think I’m gonna grow hair there?” “Don’t laugh!”

I love that Daisy, Colin, Gary, and Glenn came back. Thank you casting!!! I hope they return with Marcos too next season.

I’ma need Rhett to put the hammer down on douche boy

I think that Rhett should be allowed to deck Chuck, as a treat.

Charles went to the same horrible law school as Michael Cohen lmao

Really??? Cooley Law School is one of the worst law schools in the country, and a total rip off. They'll accept *anyone*, no matter how poorly they do on the LSAT. Most people drop out in their first year, but not before giving Cooley a ton of money. This business is so profitable that they have several campuses across the state of Michigan, most of them very close to much more reputable law schools.

I think that Janelle and Rhett should be primaries with their own friends as guests. They’d be infinitely more tolerable.

“All you can eat until you fucking die.” I’m cackling.

Grandma’s Marilyn impression for Glenn had me trying to crawl into my chair. My. Eyes. Ugh.

I cannot fathom how this woman is married to one of the most successful plastic surgeons in Houston.

$6500!? These people are absolute trash we better never see them again

Marcos keep on cooking after he splits his head open. Matt from BDM would NEVER

Gary got invited and Glenn allowed it? Captain Lee or Sandy would never...

Glenn just probably doesn't want to deal with these people alone and I don't blame him

Marcos is a trooper because I would be DONE. Especially with these ungrateful ass guests.

Chef's are going to fuck with that guys food for the rest of his life lol

I can only imagine how much spit that guy has ate

Now this is a time to add extra spite onions. Where’s chef Adam when you need him ?

Yeah he would absolutely get punched in the face in NYC. I would applaud it too. What a loser. Rhett needs to fuck him up.

I need them to stop zooming in on that piece of scalp in his hand 🤮

After all the terrible charters we’ve seen, with legitimately bad service/experiences, I cannot believe that this is the trip that gets such a shitty tip.

Even the below deck med charter where Queen Duska had to cook the first meal because Matthew left got a better tip.

Those guests are cheap as fuck. They think that’s a power move but it just looks like they couldn’t afford this already discounted trip

Even after they split the room in half with a curtain.

6500??? What a slap in the face. Holy hell. That’s got to be the worst tip in BD history.

Here comes messy bitch Colin!

The drunken bandaging of Marcos’ head. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Can’t wait til he runs out of cling wrap and they flashback to that moment.

Rhett’s hatred of all the other guests is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

Colin, my messy king.

My husband I were crying laughing at the crew SARAN WRAPPING Marcos’ head! Absolute gold. This episode was 🤌🏽

Ashley is 

🙄her little giggle and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and at “maybe she’s changing her mind about people her age” thinking it was going to come off precious, was in fact, not.

Money can’t buy you class or a decent body bronzer

OMG. I can't believe Daisy was so candid.

she’s like “well, they didn’t get the hint we didn’t like them last year. maybe this’ll teach’em not to come back.”

That charter were absolute scumbags! $6500?!?

All the action around Marcos’ wound is MAKING ME ILL. Keep your dirty hands away.

Lol Colin “I’m scared for his life”

I’m not one to encourage violence, but I totally changed “fight fight fight!” by myself on my couch just now.

As much as I hate that Marcos gets injured while cooking dinner, maybe it’s the perfect time to give these ungrateful and garbage humans what they want for dinner, take out from Chili’s.

He just scalped himself and is just worried about making dinner 😭

He has a $1000 shirt. Did everyone hear that he has a $1000 shirt? Because he has a shirt that cost $1000, but he’s not going to wear his $1000 shirt.

“SHOVE IT UP THEIR HOLE” yessss Daisy

Dude’s jaw moving like a typewriter

NOOOOO COLIN DONT TOUCH THE GAPING WOUND

WHAT! $6500?! This has to be the lowest tip in Below Deck history, right?

Super late to the episode and avoiding spoilers, but just want to say that these guests are fucking embarrassing. I wouldn’t want to show my face in public after this. (With the exception of Rhett - i hope he kicks the shit out of Charles). Whoever posted last week that this was Chuck’s cheap attempt to get out of the tip was right on. He should tip extra for being such a dickface.

Gabriella looks so fire

They shouldn’t have told them they had to pay for the stain until after they got the tip

I honestly don’t think it would’ve changed anything

Ashley, the needy 3rd stew trope is already overused.

Oh, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley. If you want monogamy, you don’t want Gary.

GARY YOU JUST SHUT HER DOWN AT DINNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

the minute between this and your last comment 💀

I just get done praising that man and then he proves me wrong... I’m putting on my clown wig rn. 

as a wound care nurse, this is making me so stressed out 😬

I love that Colin always just watches everyone else in the jacuzzi

I know that the stain on the couch is tanner, but it really looks like someone took an explosive shit on that couch.

Damn she said I feel sorry for you. lmaoooo

Ashley is so gross.

OH MY GOD HE CUT A CHUNK OF HIS SCALP OFF. 

I picked a bad time to eat dinner while watching below deck On a side note, as someone who has sailing experience, it still blows my mind they decided to do a franchise on a sailboat.

Omg Marcos needs a damn helmet. Or bubble wrap.

omg, Ashley chugging that tequila straight from the bottle. She is going to regret that in the morning

This is wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ETA: they’re both on WWHL!

Can we petition for Rhett as guest bartender on WWHL? We need some behind the scenes scoop!

Rhett will turn him inside out and I’m here for it!

Every other comment from me is praising Marcos, but it bears repeating: I love that man.

Meanwhile I'm Gary sitting there trying to hide uncontrollable laughter

Need to know where Gabriella’s dress is from 😍 Does anyone know?? Edit: she posted on insta, it’s from here https://www.ratandboa.com/products/perla-dress

These people are so fucking trashy I can’t…

This has to be the lowest tip in BD history

$6500??!!! Definitely worst guests EVER

I fucking hate how Chuck eats

Ashley needs to play that age old game of “am i the asshole? “ If you have issues with everyone in your life, maybe you are in fact the asshole

THEY WERE ALL RAVING ABOUT THE FOOD LAST NIGHT I—

This guy refuses to say what he wants, and then he gets angry that he hasn't been given it. What a jackass

Just say no to drugs, kids

GoFundMe for Rhett and Janelle to go on their own charter next year

Ashley may have out-pathetic’d Sydney from last season tonight

Lol Erica basically saying Chuck only lasts for 5 minutes.

Ahhh so this is what it’s like to lack complete self awareness. Noted.

$6500!!! Well, again, seems totally on brand for them.

Are these the worst BD guests (of any franchise) so far?

Oh no. Marcos should not have that open head wound near that dirty hot tub water. eeek

Yeah, Rhett! He is an asshole!!!

Daisy and Gabriella drunkenly talking about how the interior needs to be a team is making me screech.

this is a mess. best show on tv!!

Of course my man Colin was listening to all the drama.

I feel bad for the chef but it was just too much with the bloody head and gauze sprinkled throughout the episode. Edit: Why is he not in the hospital if his head is bleeding for multiple days at a time?

lol, now one of the ladies is wearing a Kamala Harris t-shirt. Another has a Kamala bikini top. I think they must have really gotten a lot of negative feedback last year for all their tr\*mp love, so they're just doing the complete opposite.

Wtf is with putting politicians on swimsuits?

Her mother fell and her first thought went to her phone... I can’t. 

🤢 I'm about to throw up

Oh fuck no this lady is like 70

Captain Glenn is so sweet

What happened to the female deckhand? Did she disappear?

This classless fuck is gonna put money out and take money away for different discrepancies I bet.

hahaha, Daisy is already wasted, and dinner hasn't even come out yet

how much did ashley chug?

So ***NOW*** Ashley’s open to dating Tom because he’s still into her and Gary isn’t.

Even the other guests hate that man.

Was that an orange spray tan stain on the sofa in whatever the fancy sitting room is?

Rhett should totally beat the lil guy up. Do it do it do it do it do it 😈 🙏🏼