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zbornaks

Rhett exposing Chuck for habitually going to hotels and bitching about the food to get it for free is giving me so much serotonin. He really, truly hates that man and you love to see it. 💖


dailylotion

rhett’s immediate defense for his wife confronting that little prick was amazing too. love to see it! what a man!!


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Lmao and he immediately goes I didn’t call her a bitch. Can’t even fess up to his shit talking.


Molleeryan

He was literally hiding behind his wife!


batmanryder

I honestly don’t know how he restrained himself considering how much of a monster he was to everyone plus being trapped on open water with him… NIGHTMARE!


amisenko

$6500 is the lowest tip I have ever seen. Fuck these people.


dailylotion

glenn was fair to say the tip represented the guests, not the team.


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**BANNED FOR LIFE**


wandahickey

He must have paid in 1's because the cash envelope was fat.


SirOk5108

My reception was glitching I didn't get to see how much that worked out too .was it like 200 a piece or what? Did they even say? I couldn't stand Chuck or his awful wife..did u see that look on Chucks face when he was calculating how much he was going to leave..dude will get his one day .I'm sure he will mouth off or stiff the wrong person. And I hope I get to hear about it.


s00permouse

I love how Glenn supports Marcos and says they’ll work it out with the food instead of being like Ms. Applebee’s manager Sandy! 🙄 It’s honestly so refreshing! 🤩


IDigPython

Glenn is a really good boss.


SpencerHastings7

Could you imagine how she would’ve not helped with the stain?


SpookySchatzi

Speaking of the self-tanner stain, I’ve never heard of Vanish, but I’m sure looking for a bottle next time I’m at the store! What a cleaner. 😍 Damn I’m boring.😅


HotTears

The fact that this live discussion doesn’t have 1k comments is a CRIME this is absolute gold


IDigPython

This might be the best episode of the franchise


lalocurabella

The R/belowdeck discussion has well over 1k.


jcarte123

Grandma trying to get those girls to chip to pay for her tanner stain. WTF?!?!? No shame!


IDigPython

Trash is hereditary


SpookySchatzi

Grandma 😅😅 She seemed like a space cadet. And a possible relative of former OC housewife, Lynne Curtin.


EntireBumblebee

They need to stop showing the patch of hair in his hand it’s making me nauseas


Diva2themax

Seriously I felt dizzy for real


dailycaily

i want to puke


[deleted]

I knew it was coming so I didn’t watch. Listening was bad enough.


Frijack03

You know Daisy is fed the fuck up when she’s talking shit with a guest.


BeerNcheesePlz

It’s always easy to make a friend when you have a common enemy


wiresandwaves

I love Rhett and Janelle’s pure hatred for Chuck.


vanillachoc1234

If that man called me a bitch, I would’ve fought him myself.


zbornaks

Marcos telling Daisy about the stews bitching about each other... screaming. He’s the real MVP.


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I just love him.


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[удалено]


phoenixchimera

as well as Colin


jcarte123

Is he single? I don’t remember them saying.


slibberynibble

Right?! Marcos is 🥵 Gary is 🤡


peachpie_888

Very very important to recognise that everyone is majorly sleeping on Marcos. Damn.


pishanator

$6500???? If you can't afford to tip, you shouldn't be going. Marcos literally lost a part of his scalp for this bullshit.


dailylotion

right? fucking keep it.


zbornaks

If Captain Glenn, one of the nicest people on Bravo, is telling you to show some class, then you’re a real dickhead.


zbornaks

The last few minutes of that episode was such a clusterfuck. Everyone who isn’t watching this show is missing the fuck OUT. ![gif](giphy|1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD)


phoenixchimera

"The guy's got the taste buds of a Billy Goat". ILU colin. and I missed you guys, first live watch in a while for me.


GeorgeCuntstanza

Living for Rhett bitching on the phone about Chuck being a total asshole- I’ve actually been in that situation with a former friend who brought me on a cruise, I was out of my mind by the time we got back and never spoke to her again. Nothing like being trapped on a boat with someone to see their horrid nature to come leaping out.


GeorgeCuntstanza

AAAAHHHHH THEYRE GONNA GET CHARGED FOR THE BRONZER ON THE COUCH!!!!


slibberynibble

I loved the friend being like "no we're not cause we didn't do that" she's so over it lmao


Nelly81706194

I am Captain Glenn in bed, headphones on, eating m&ms.


sturgis252

Omg my mom and I split groceries when we go to Costco. She got a bag of almond chocolates and I got half of it. I work till 2am every day and I can't stop eating those at night. watching RHONY season 3 and my chocolate almonds.


dailylotion

i LOVED when he stopped whoever walking by and asked “ooo! those open? gummy bears??!!” i adore him.


phoenixchimera

so pure


zbornaks

“It’s all good, Captain. Dinner’s gonna be on time.” Marcos, you truly are my beloved. Already MVP of the season.


zbornaks

Guess what, Barrie? You’re not the worst guest in Below Deck history anymore.


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Daisy sipping her margarita while Glenn tries to clean the sofa is EVERYTHING!


zbornaks

Gary shut Ashley down and he shut her down well. Last season Gary wouldn’t do that. ![gif](giphy|1zlD9XCluIQLeBjIgd|downsized)


halfmoon24

Gary and Daisy is the enemies to lovers storyline we deserve


fourthgradenothing22

I think he is smitten with her.


ladevotchka

Yes! I somehow love them together, even though he is kind of ridiculous. I wonder if they are lying on wwhl about not dating.


[deleted]

I didn’t think they were lying. It sounded like daisy was trying to hint to being open to it without outright saying it lol


IDigPython

Wait… what?! He goes to hotels to bitch about food so he can get it for free?! And that’s a fucking HOBBY OF HIS!?! I didn’t realize that level of trash person existed.


zbornaks

THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO START COOKING AFTER GETTING SCALPED. Marcos you absolute mad lad.


slibberynibble

Why do I kind of like Gary and Daisy together lol


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I LOVE them together!


phoebe3936

I love this.


fourthgradenothing22

I think for me it’s the fact that you can tell he is far more in to Daisy than he is Ashley.


[deleted]

I get the feeling Gary likes a very self assured woman


IDigPython

This dude is setting the table to give a terrible tip. These people are trash


meckyborris

When he bragged about having 3k for tip I gasped. ...as I sit here with less than that in my bank account lmao


[deleted]

Fuck him up Rhett


Sunny_eloise

He backed down so quickly


dailylotion

chuck positioned his wife between rhett and himself.


phoenixchimera

Ok, so her friends wouldn't come on hte charter so she brought her hairdresser


dudewheresmysock

The hairdresser's husband clearly had no idea who he was going on vacation with lol


lucky420

I caught that too…🥴


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Wouldn’t or Jan 6th Couldn’t 😂


MAXMEEKO

Did anyone notice we was wearing a biden bikini vs last season she was all about the other guy?....


nivora

she tweeted that everyone had to be vaccinated so her pool probably shrunk by 99%


Nelly81706194

These are the rudest, trashiest people I have ever seen. I do love the hair stylist and her husband though…I was kind of hoping Rhett would punch Charles. Never has a person been more deserving of a punch in the face.


zbornaks

Daisy and Janelle shit-talking the other guests together... iconic.


GeorgeCuntstanza

SIXTY FIVE HUNDRED???!!!?!!? How did the network even allow that I thought it was a minimum of 15% included in the booking fee up front????


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My thoughts exactly!!


dudewheresmysock

That's what I thought too! I've heard they set the amount pre-charter, then production gives them that amount in cash for the show. So I think maybe he set it to 15% , then took money out of the envelope once he got it on the boat. Timothy Sykes took cash out of the envelope on his first trip.


GeorgeCuntstanza

Obsessed with Gabriella’s dress holy hell


slibberynibble

She looks sooooo good!!


sheepseaexplorer

FUCK HIM UP RHETT.


slibberynibble

That jerk off is probably feeling all high and mighty like he got one over on them for leaving such a shitty tip too, but really he just looks like an asshole who can't afford to leave a good tip. You played yourself dude


OhHowIMeantTo

Ashley, you should respect her because she is your coworker and a fellow human being. Her title should not be the only reason to respect someone.


jcarte123

If she put as much effort into her job as she doesn’t into bitching about the hierarchy no one would argue with her being the same rank.


[deleted]

Being more worried about her phone than her mother who just fell is so on brand for this woman.


selenadelaluna

I mean they left her mother to worry about herself when they all got kicked off a flight for being trash.


[deleted]

I’m totally with the woman who had to take a break from these people. They are embarrassing on all levels. Being unable to sing happy birthday is just one of them…


zbornaks

“Please never come back.” Colin’s speaking for both the crew *and* the viewers.


dailylotion

was it colin too who said “why are we waving?” 😂


zbornaks

$6,500 tip? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s the lowest tip in Below Deck history. ![gif](giphy|d4gmlMeqAHu9O)


brvopls

Is Marcos the first level headed chef we’ve had?


v_bored0

If he keeps bumping his head he won’t be for much longer


___incorporeal

I bet Marcos has broken many a back in his time


tmp803

He could fuck my shit up any day, bald spot and all


IDigPython

I love Marcos! “Think I’m gonna grow hair there?” “Don’t laugh!”


phoenixchimera

I love that Daisy, Colin, Gary, and Glenn came back. Thank you casting!!! I hope they return with Marcos too next season.


lucky420

I’ma need Rhett to put the hammer down on douche boy


zbornaks

I think that Rhett should be allowed to deck Chuck, as a treat.


chexmix4321

Charles went to the same horrible law school as Michael Cohen lmao


OhHowIMeantTo

Really??? Cooley Law School is one of the worst law schools in the country, and a total rip off. They'll accept *anyone*, no matter how poorly they do on the LSAT. Most people drop out in their first year, but not before giving Cooley a ton of money. This business is so profitable that they have several campuses across the state of Michigan, most of them very close to much more reputable law schools.


zbornaks

I think that Janelle and Rhett should be primaries with their own friends as guests. They’d be infinitely more tolerable.


zbornaks

“All you can eat until you fucking die.” I’m cackling.


jcarte123

Grandma’s Marilyn impression for Glenn had me trying to crawl into my chair. My. Eyes. Ugh.


StassiWoods

I cannot fathom how this woman is married to one of the most successful plastic surgeons in Houston.


slibberynibble

$6500!? These people are absolute trash we better never see them again


meckyborris

Marcos keep on cooking after he splits his head open. Matt from BDM would NEVER


phoenixchimera

Gary got invited and Glenn allowed it? Captain Lee or Sandy would never...


NorthCntralPsitronic

Glenn just probably doesn't want to deal with these people alone and I don't blame him


Julysveryown89

Marcos is a trooper because I would be DONE. Especially with these ungrateful ass guests.


anitabreaksrysly

Chef's are going to fuck with that guys food for the rest of his life lol


slibberynibble

I can only imagine how much spit that guy has ate


Frijack03

Now this is a time to add extra spite onions. Where’s chef Adam when you need him ?


Diva2themax

Yeah he would absolutely get punched in the face in NYC. I would applaud it too. What a loser. Rhett needs to fuck him up.


wiresandwaves

I need them to stop zooming in on that piece of scalp in his hand 🤮


emmceebee

After all the terrible charters we’ve seen, with legitimately bad service/experiences, I cannot believe that this is the trip that gets such a shitty tip.


selenadelaluna

Even the below deck med charter where Queen Duska had to cook the first meal because Matthew left got a better tip.


v_bored0

Those guests are cheap as fuck. They think that’s a power move but it just looks like they couldn’t afford this already discounted trip


dudewheresmysock

Even after they split the room in half with a curtain.


sillygoose71

6500??? What a slap in the face. Holy hell. That’s got to be the worst tip in BD history.


___incorporeal

Here comes messy bitch Colin!


jcarte123

The drunken bandaging of Marcos’ head. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


___incorporeal

Can’t wait til he runs out of cling wrap and they flashback to that moment.


tmp803

Rhett’s hatred of all the other guests is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen


zbornaks

Colin, my messy king.


alphalimahotel

My husband I were crying laughing at the crew SARAN WRAPPING Marcos’ head! Absolute gold. This episode was 🤌🏽


___incorporeal

Ashley is ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


dailylotion

🙄her little giggle and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and at “maybe she’s changing her mind about people her age” thinking it was going to come off precious, was in fact, not.


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Money can’t buy you class or a decent body bronzer


phoenixchimera

OMG. I can't believe Daisy was so candid.


dailylotion

she’s like “well, they didn’t get the hint we didn’t like them last year. maybe this’ll teach’em not to come back.”


___incorporeal

That charter were absolute scumbags! $6500?!?


calcif

All the action around Marcos’ wound is MAKING ME ILL. Keep your dirty hands away.


picklechipcrunch

Lol Colin “I’m scared for his life”


kalliope84

I’m not one to encourage violence, but I totally changed “fight fight fight!” by myself on my couch just now.


selenadelaluna

As much as I hate that Marcos gets injured while cooking dinner, maybe it’s the perfect time to give these ungrateful and garbage humans what they want for dinner, take out from Chili’s.


slibberynibble

He just scalped himself and is just worried about making dinner 😭


IDigPython

He has a $1000 shirt. Did everyone hear that he has a $1000 shirt? Because he has a shirt that cost $1000, but he’s not going to wear his $1000 shirt.


___incorporeal

“SHOVE IT UP THEIR HOLE” yessss Daisy


ProudFoundation8

Dude’s jaw moving like a typewriter


IDigPython

NOOOOO COLIN DONT TOUCH THE GAPING WOUND


OhHowIMeantTo

WHAT! $6500?! This has to be the lowest tip in Below Deck history, right?


ladevotchka

Super late to the episode and avoiding spoilers, but just want to say that these guests are fucking embarrassing. I wouldn’t want to show my face in public after this. (With the exception of Rhett - i hope he kicks the shit out of Charles). Whoever posted last week that this was Chuck’s cheap attempt to get out of the tip was right on. He should tip extra for being such a dickface.


phoenixchimera

Gabriella looks so fire


v_bored0

They shouldn’t have told them they had to pay for the stain until after they got the tip


IDigPython

I honestly don’t think it would’ve changed anything


sillygoose71

Ashley, the needy 3rd stew trope is already overused.


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Oh, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley. If you want monogamy, you don’t want Gary.


zbornaks

GARY YOU JUST SHUT HER DOWN AT DINNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


cutcasper96

the minute between this and your last comment 💀


zbornaks

I just get done praising that man and then he proves me wrong... I’m putting on my clown wig rn. ![gif](giphy|VdWnBa31M6BeY1Iv11|downsized)


cathrun22

as a wound care nurse, this is making me so stressed out 😬


slibberynibble

I love that Colin always just watches everyone else in the jacuzzi


zbornaks

I know that the stain on the couch is tanner, but it really looks like someone took an explosive shit on that couch.


sheepseaexplorer

Damn she said I feel sorry for you. lmaoooo


phoenixchimera

Ashley is so gross.


zbornaks

OH MY GOD HE CUT A CHUNK OF HIS SCALP OFF. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPbyGvU3OfkuPAc)


brvopls

I picked a bad time to eat dinner while watching below deck On a side note, as someone who has sailing experience, it still blows my mind they decided to do a franchise on a sailboat.


sillygoose71

Omg Marcos needs a damn helmet. Or bubble wrap.


OhHowIMeantTo

omg, Ashley chugging that tequila straight from the bottle. She is going to regret that in the morning


phoebe3936

This is wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ETA: they’re both on WWHL!


mesagain

Can we petition for Rhett as guest bartender on WWHL? We need some behind the scenes scoop!


lucky420

Rhett will turn him inside out and I’m here for it!


zbornaks

Every other comment from me is praising Marcos, but it bears repeating: I love that man.


Vskizott

Meanwhile I'm Gary sitting there trying to hide uncontrollable laughter


Sophnme

Need to know where Gabriella’s dress is from 😍 Does anyone know?? Edit: she posted on insta, it’s from here https://www.ratandboa.com/products/perla-dress


IDigPython

These people are so fucking trashy I can’t…


brvopls

This has to be the lowest tip in BD history


Julysveryown89

$6500??!!! Definitely worst guests EVER


barbiegotused

I fucking hate how Chuck eats


ladevotchka

Ashley needs to play that age old game of “am i the asshole? “ If you have issues with everyone in your life, maybe you are in fact the asshole


zbornaks

THEY WERE ALL RAVING ABOUT THE FOOD LAST NIGHT I—


OhHowIMeantTo

This guy refuses to say what he wants, and then he gets angry that he hasn't been given it. What a jackass


Ckc1972

Just say no to drugs, kids


chexmix4321

GoFundMe for Rhett and Janelle to go on their own charter next year


wiresandwaves

Ashley may have out-pathetic’d Sydney from last season tonight


selenadelaluna

Lol Erica basically saying Chuck only lasts for 5 minutes.


Frijack03

Ahhh so this is what it’s like to lack complete self awareness. Noted.


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$6500!!! Well, again, seems totally on brand for them.


phoenixchimera

Are these the worst BD guests (of any franchise) so far?


Ckc1972

Oh no. Marcos should not have that open head wound near that dirty hot tub water. eeek


IDigPython

Yeah, Rhett! He is an asshole!!!


zbornaks

Daisy and Gabriella drunkenly talking about how the interior needs to be a team is making me screech.


cutcasper96

this is a mess. best show on tv!!


zbornaks

Of course my man Colin was listening to all the drama.


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I feel bad for the chef but it was just too much with the bloody head and gauze sprinkled throughout the episode. Edit: Why is he not in the hospital if his head is bleeding for multiple days at a time?


OhHowIMeantTo

lol, now one of the ladies is wearing a Kamala Harris t-shirt. Another has a Kamala bikini top. I think they must have really gotten a lot of negative feedback last year for all their tr\*mp love, so they're just doing the complete opposite.


Emily_Rugburn_

Wtf is with putting politicians on swimsuits?


zbornaks

Her mother fell and her first thought went to her phone... I can’t. ![gif](giphy|xT1XGDDusvpE2Hrbfq)


Julysveryown89

🤢 I'm about to throw up


IDigPython

Oh fuck no this lady is like 70


Vskizott

Captain Glenn is so sweet


potentpotables321

What happened to the female deckhand? Did she disappear?


IDigPython

This classless fuck is gonna put money out and take money away for different discrepancies I bet.


OhHowIMeantTo

hahaha, Daisy is already wasted, and dinner hasn't even come out yet


phoenixchimera

how much did ashley chug?


zbornaks

So ***NOW*** Ashley’s open to dating Tom because he’s still into her and Gary isn’t.


zbornaks

Even the other guests hate that man.


calcif

Was that an orange spray tan stain on the sofa in whatever the fancy sitting room is?


s00permouse

Rhett should totally beat the lil guy up. Do it do it do it do it do it 😈 🙏🏼