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Yoshi_87

Do you guys hear the drones in the background...? What is actualling going on??? ​ Also, why are his feet censored? Does he have bird/drone feet???


Lots-of-Lot

The government has a lowkey feet fetish and are able to identify each person based on photograph and videography of any exposed feet. Therefore it makes sense why his feet are censored, however since the government are aware of the movement’s leaders they have deployed birds to spy on them so its a win-lose situation


Yoshi_87

Shit that makes total sense... This is why you never see them without shoes!!


thinkpadius

And have you noticed how weird bird feet are? Designed by CIA foot fetishists because spying on people's feet through their phones just doesn't get them off anymore.


SaunaThenColdBath

Now I know why Quentin Tarantino is following/commenting on BAR page.


ParkSidePat

So why is he going barefoot in the first place?


__3Username20__

To stick it to the man, of course.


Wrought-Irony

I thought it was because he has big shoes to fill


No_Airport_6118

To distract the cia agents watching at the time of the recording of the video.


Background_Cash_1351

Its why they makw you take your shoes off when you go through the airport. They slowly built up a foot identification library from travelers.


really-tired-guy

Is this true ??? I’m trying to fact check this but I can’t find it- CAN THE GOVERNMENT FIND ME IF I LEAVE MY DOGS OUT I NEED TO KNOW


Lots-of-Lot

Dogs are fine as they pose no threat to them unlike people


KnownAlive

Lots-of-lot: Leave My Dogs Out> I.E. In some parts of the world feet are known as "dogs" so when they ache from a long days work an old jokes can be worked in such as; "man my dogs are barking tonight" or "my dogs are gonna smell like they rolled in the skunkweed when I turn 'em loose tonight." (just an FYI)


Clint-witicay

Honestly I’m more concerned about the plate of ground meat. I’m assuming it’s meant to be a distraction from the censored talons. There must be a deeper meaning, why specifically is it a giant raw meatball?


akmosquito

hey, there are a lot of weirdos on the internet. I'd censor my feet too.


Giant-Genitals

Yeah, the government. The government are the weirdos


61114311536123511

Idk man, free publicity means more avenues to make a quick buck off of fetishists 🤷‍♂️


omni_whore

I was looking at Claire's feet :3


skrutape

don't worry about it


xArgonXx

don’t worry about it


T351A

He doesn't want someone to update wikifeet


Frustrable_Zero

The pixelated feet are there to throw off the drones. They’ll try to capture pictures of his toes to mark them for stealing later otherwise. In those toes are the USB drives that will keep this movement going.


Kondinator

The governments feet recognition software is top class. if they saw those bad boys they would be able to identify his name, address, social security AND shoe size.


muirnoire

His feet are part of the movement.


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

Never send pictures of your feet for free.


No-Armadillo7693

Bros feet are blurred because he’s actually a drone CROWS FEET 👣 🦅🦅


paininthejbruh

Can't show his feet because it will reveal that he's inadequate to fill Peter's shoes


Aargonaut

No free feet :/


socsa

This is the only known way to protect yourself from Ben Shapiro


Beliabrusbutt

Ok, hear me out, long shot, but my man is wearing himself a cowboy hat, so my assumption is that he’s wearing ostrich skin boots and is trying to hide the fact.


TheDarkElCamino

Quick! Connor show us your feet and wiggle your toes if Claire is there to kill you! This purely for your safety and there is no ulterior motive!


OneAngryDuck

We stand with you no matter what. Thank you for your courage, you have big shoes to fill but I believe you can continue leading all of humanity to the truth. Tell Peter to try crushing up some amber beads and snorting them through a red vine. My aunt does that on a daily basis and her last hospital stay only lasted three days, it could help him get out soon.


jboogie2173

Big censored shoes to fill…..


matt_the_bass

Yes we stand with you no matter what. We are ready to follow blindly, no questions asked because we know in our hearts and prayers what is right. It is so freeing to finally have a movement to follow that we don’t need to be always thinking deeply about its reasons and motivations. If it isn’t clear to the masses already, they will never believe. We must all be prepared to do what’s necessary to throw off these bands of oppression. We demand our freedom and this means standing up against any that insist that birds aren’t real isn’t real.


OneAngryDuck

There is nothing more real than birds aren’t real


playdohsallegory

>"We suspect *fowl* play." Ftfy, subtitlers.


I_Love_Fowl_Plague

Or fowl plague?


DozyDrake

Clair is there to assassinate him if he goes off script


lobonomics

Defund the CIA!


LilKarmaKitty

The documents at Mar-A-Lago the FBI was searching for were original drone blueprints that would have exposed the government’s whole conspiracy. This reaches up to the highest levels guys.


lobonomics

It absolutely does! Thankfully our prayer leader Marjorie Tayler Greene is holding these deranged government officials to account. She will uncover the truth. HAVE FAITH!


travel_nerdiness

Nothing brings down drones like Thoughts and Prayers! 🙏


queen-adreena

Our prayers are ICBMs of truth!


travel_nerdiness

r/brandnewsentence


dwfuji

Smash the aviary!


TheAngloLithuanian

Me when first seeing the sub: "Haha. What a funny sub making fun of conspiracy theories" A few days later: "Wait. These guys aren't joking." A few more days later: "Oh wait, they are" After a while: "Are they joking or not?!" "...Guys?"


Mewthredel

The real r/birdsarentreal is the people we confused along the way.


__3Username20__

It’s like Benjamin Lincoln used to say: “Thou must be the most louderest whilst also the most sinceriousest in order to befuddle, perplex, and disrupt the modern media machine, and the sheeple that doth consume it. Amen.”


Luce55

I am eternally grateful to you for giving me my new bedtime prayer/mantra/incantation.


Aaronbang64

Ramen Brother! RAMEN!!!!!


TheDaveWSC

Yeah I'm losing track of what's going on pretty rapidly


[deleted]

Just like how many people lose track of what happened to all the real birds. They're all drones now.


[deleted]

> What a funny sub making fun of conspiracy theories What you mean? Them "birds" got a gun on your head or something?


TheAngloLithuanian

of cour**SE** **N**ot. birds are incapable of **D**oing such things. **H**on**E**stly you si**L**ly **P**ineapple.


Swimming-Relative-16

I laughed too hard at this


HungrySubstance

/uj to be fair, that's how flat earth happened.


infinitetheory

That's why I've long since abandoned the ridiculous flat earth theory in favor of the much more reasonable /r/noearthsociety explanation.


RadsCatMD

I've waited so long for such a simple truth


eveisdesigner

I feel like I'm finally free from the flat-earth demagogues


travel_nerdiness

Hahahaha…fuck you. I had too loud/long of a chuckle with this 😂


Kebabrulle4869

/uj I sometimes wonder how many people have found this sub and actually started believing it


sTixRecoil

I think most people here are joking but I genuinely cant tell for the people running the sub


ADM_Tetanus

/uj it's satire on the people who *do* take this kind of ridiculousness seriously. But that doesn't work to confuse others if we let people see that we know we're joking. But yes, even for them it's this running satire with a merch store.


Caleb_Reynolds

I think it's jumped the shark from satire to surrealism.


[deleted]

/uj We're going in balls deep with the satire, if some think it's real then so be it. Fuck you mean "joking"? You need some TRUTH my dude.


offwidthe

This is complete bullshit. They are silencing Peter and pushing him out because of their ulterior motives. Head my warning. #freepeter


Silver_Moon_Rises

There are CIA's agents among our movement. We've speculated about this for years now. Any one of us could be a sleeper agent. A bird lover in disguise. And now that our public information officer is out of the picture, they are beginning to show their true faces. Watch out for the ravens.


City_dave

✋ I'm here for the free peter.


nygdan

The pixelation is covering up his bird fret. He is a bird. Birds weren't real, but I fear they are now starting to appear and become real. As further proof, she is obviously a bird too. Just look at her.


steptwoandahalf

What if.. wait.. what if. he is a BIRD. a REAL bird! Once the CIA started the bird genocide to replace them with drones.. the last vestiges of bird-kind got together, and bred a human sized super-bird, to fight back against the drones, hand-in-wing with humans? And that is why his pigeon-feet are censored. He is not a drone. He is mankind AND birdkinds best bet for winning this terrible war.


Relevant-Pop-3771

Damnit, someone needs to call Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! (And make sure Stephan Colbert does his bosses' voice.)


Silver_Moon_Rises

Let's just pray that they have not created man-drone superhybrids.


dwfuji

I see you are also a man of keen perception. Knew something was off about this. Spread the word, it's a trap!


jackinsomniac

Is it sexual harassment to repeatedly call your co-worker a bird?


ADM_Tetanus

Birds *were* real until they all got killed off and replaced. If this is for the purposes of reintroducing real birds then I'm all for it.


KGlaub1128

Ask yourselves, who would have the most to gain from Peter's poisoning? Idk. Maybe the people trying to replace him as Public Information Officer.


Bruh_is_life

The blurred feet are killing me. Just put on shoes my dude


JSkywalker22

Then the not birds win.


buckzer0

This whole post thread has me feeling like I've got a fever or something


buckzer0

This whole post thread has me feeling like I've got a fever or something


TheDaveWSC

This whole post thread has me feeling like I've got a fever or something


JSkywalker22

If you’ve got a fever. Then only prescription…. Is more cow bell 😎


Mooziechan

r/unexpectedoystercult


Jefflehem

This whole post thread has me feeling like I've got a fever or something.


Ima_Funt_Case

OMG the blurred feet 😵🤣


DrRadon

It is very important!


Ntetris

Why are my man’s feet blurred, what’s up with my girl in the back?? Foal play???


Bitter_Pineapple_882

Fowl play


RenownedRetard

The goats have been compromised.


KPZ605

As another commented, the government can identify you by a simple picture of your bare feet. He’s protecting his identity. They already got to Peter. We can’t let them continue to derail the movement!


zepherise

The fact that so many people are questioning if this is not ironic is hilarious. Well done!


Silver_Moon_Rises

Why would anyone question that? Of course it's real!


Robot_Animal

unlike birds


PatiThePurplePenguin

Cuz they obviously aren’t real


melty_blend

Its become the most hanlons razor thing wver lmao


[deleted]

Yeah, can't believe people still need to be convinced that the birds are drones, smh.


Accomplished-Luck680

I know telepathic medicine. Buzz, buzz, buzz, , buzz. Now Peter is healed


Silver_Moon_Rises

Say, that sounds an awful lot like the flight of a hummingbird. ​ ​ You aren't hiding any secrets, do you?


bumblefuckAesthetics

And pregnant


dutchkimble

Zubb, zubb, zubb, , zubb. There, I did reverse telepathy to respect Peter's wish of no medicine. He's unhealed again.


Accomplished-Luck680

Damn it!


Spaceturtle79

NYT seriously tried to sue him? The only reasonable truth is that NYT works for the government


TheHFile

His feet are censored because he has big shoes to fill. If they weren't we would all say his feet were too small. Brave and tactical leadership already from these two


Boomersgang

Thoughts and prayers for Peter.....


FrenchLeBaguette6

what da claire doin?


KillHipstersWithFire

Clearly cia


mastri

The pixelation is a distraction. The clues are all there if you look close enough.


Mewthredel

They dun killed him and now they are going to have the cia take over the movement.


dwfuji

The movement media department continuing to hit Chris Morris heights of surrealality. Keeps the ONES WHO WATCH US on their toes.


eggsoulent

My grandma used to say the same thing


informationmissing

This video is a fucking masterpiece.


Spanky_McJiggles

#ReleaseTheFeetCut


termacct

I don't know what is real anymoar...


LAN_Rover

Well for starters, "birds" aren't


thinkpadius

_thank you_


andrewno8do

Can’t help but notice that “Connor” is suspiciously close to “condor.”


DODGER7t7

Community is everything


hyrle

Just as I thought. Bird flu.


Rosian_SAO

Oh god! I really hope Peter gets well! Good luck to him! And Connor, you have amazingly big shoes to fill, I wish you the best of luck!


DjentleArt

Lololol it's the blurred feet for me.


LordAshPudding

Is there an only fans where we can get the uncensored version?


norefillonsleep

Claire is a cybernetic organism sent back from the year 2057 to help fight the future bird drone overlords. In the future she is commonly known by her model number, C-1000.


Project-909

They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds They’re impostors, listen to the birds


[deleted]

We're fucking compromised.


RellinTyrian

Whaaaaaatttttt…I thought this sub was a ironic joke this whole time…


2DHypercube

Was it the censored feet or the woman in an oversized suit holding something unidentifiNable in the background that gave the seriousness of our glorious cause away?


ExcessiveGravitas

It’s “unidentifiable”, huh? You’re giving yourself away, Mr CIA agent. We know your tricks.


TheGreatSpagett

Your eyes have begun to open


waffeelswaffeels

shit it's not? been playing along the whole time under that assumption


ItsMeWolfy

Nope, these guys seem to be serious. They seem to truly believe that birds aren't real.


Z4REN

Are you mocking us? Well, Ms/Mrs/Mx/Mr Wolfy, how do you explain [THIS???](https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrFeev5sPJikzEFwIiInIlQ;_ylu=c2VjA3NyBHNsawNpbWcEb2lkA2RhMzU3MGM5YTk1ODVlNGU2M2M2MGViMDkzMTdiZmVlBGdwb3MDNgRpdANiaW5n?back=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dbig%2Bbird%2Bdiagram%2Bsesame%2Bstreet%26fr%3Dyfp-hrmob%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26ri%3D6%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D6&w=818&h=1340&imgurl=static.designboom.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F12%2Fcaroll-spinney-big-bird-dies-sesame-street-rip-designboom-002.jpg&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.designboom.com%2Fdesign%2Fcarroll-spinney-puppeteer-big-bird-oscar-the-grouch-dies-12-09-2019%2F&size=111.9KB&p=big+bird+diagram+sesame+street&oid=da3570c9a9585e4e63c60eb09317bfee&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-hrmob&tt=carroll+spinney%2C+the+puppeteer&b=0&ni=21&no=6&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=xKDWFH4qUMc.&sigb=puMVAFw6YbD7&sigi=XC44SmhRucBe&sigt=6HhdTI9Ci7QL&.crumb=/Qb5qoW0Kb/&fr=yfp-hrmob&fr2=piv-web)


PoolNoodlePadawan

Fuck man that’s facts right there, if you can’t trust Big Bird you can’t trust any bird


Spanky_McJiggles

Big Bird was the shadow puppet all along


MoreTuple

Early bird drone tech


Volace901

I just have one question: how much is the government paying you to shill your propaganda here?


srt54558

What the- Okay. Looks like I don't believe in birds since 1 year


squanchzenegger

Birds aren't real.


CNE_Spooders

Because they aren't


[deleted]

Well yeah, why would anyone believe that birds are real?


DJAllOut

You have become woke


[deleted]

Now you've seen the TRUTH.


[deleted]

Good, you're waking up to the truth.


[deleted]

im trying to see through the sarcasm and it's hard.


Chasith

Maybe it’s because there’s no sarcasm??


half_a_brain_cell

amen


Spaceturtle79

Peace be with you


[deleted]

Preach


skrutape

all BAR reps must be extra careful when conducting daily activities from here on out


FoxyFan505

o7


Piglet-Witty

Defund government development of bird/drone!


DARKFiB3R

Waiting for Paul to turn up and save the day. -tweet


__DandeLion

I love that his feet are censored, in case anyone screened it and wanked to it or something


Peyday26

Okay I understand that this whole movement is kind of a joke but it would honestly be nice to seriously address what is going on with Peter. Obviously medical diagnosis is up to the person who is ill to disclose that info but we would like to know what is actually happening and not this skit of the US government trying to poison him. It’s pretty hard for people to help, in the unlikely chance that true specialists are on this sub, when we have no idea what is going on. Is it cardiac? Neurological? Endocrine? Give us a serious update and cut out the other stuff just once. We would like to know what happened, what is happening, and what the affects have been. Obviously, like I said, this is up to Peter on wether this info is disclosed or not but I’m just putting this out there


born_at_kfc

They dont want your help and Peter probably wants some level of privacy, it's just a joke bro


The_SG1405

Wait what? Has something actually happened to peter? I thought it was a joke and this was just an act to mock other conspiracies which say "Our people are being targetted by CIA" (I am actually being serious) If so, mods please dont have such a joking tone for such a news.


Peyday26

Yes he has actually been in the hospital for two months


PenguinBootyTickler

Nah it's a joke. Taylor Lorenz posted a picture walking around with him and someone else a few days ago, but after the hospital thing started.


Silver_Moon_Rises

Don't tell us your lies. I'bet you're not even a guy, just a seagull in disguise.


[deleted]

CIA propaganda smh.


braxin23

He has crows feet thats why they’re censored.


LeadBlooded

The blur on your feet just makes me hornier whore


mechaPantsu

Trust no one.


lost_user1

speaking out against the tax collectors


parkoffstreet

My god… the birds are growing stronger


Relevant-Pop-3771

Not foul play. Fowl play...(y'all can groan now).


Dragoklaw

We warn you that Peter got a very infectious disease, one you all could catch if you... Misbehave


2068857539

What is she holding tho


Wolvesinthestreet

Shoes aren’t real -this guy


rubyredgrapefruits

Refusing to take modern medicine seems like a smart idea. He was poisoned by the CIA.


Antlergoat

We love you


cocainehippo

Can I get an F for Peter? F


Mooziechan

F


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

DEATH TO THE (MPLA) GOVERNMENT!!!


RJPisscat

That's a big jacket on Claire.


FluorideLover

god I love this community more than anything. amazing blur use here. protect those feet pics, buddy


Mrorange002

Thank you for your devotion to the cause. Long live Peter!!


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

He probably has bird flu...


FrostLordAlec

Dude the constant drone noise in the background was cracking me up


Standard-Bad5963

Just facts here


Bander_Panter

Thank god for some real answers


weinerfacemcgee

Really missed an opportunity to say it was “fowl” play in the captions.


Aryaras99

Get well soon Peter, and don’t let them get to ya


NoFurtherObligations

BIRDS ARENT REAL! BIRDS ARENT REAL!


ArrivalEarly8711

Gold


leckysoup

A coup in the coop?


Sayasam

I have so many questions


ishouIdbeworkin

If anyone is wondering what the song playing is it's : "Clouds" from Music for Nine Postcards by Hiroshi Yoshimura.


hyperproliferative

Wtf is Claire holding? A brain on a plate??


Chasith

It’s a candle from target that looks like a brain


Snoo-33732

Doing the lord’s work god speed


HellsBlazes01

Are those feet intellectual property?


TheEmeraldDodo

What bird did you record this with?


UnfairOption4263

Can we just stick to the “birds”? A fake hospitalization just isn’t hitting for me.


tirch

Med Birds are real. Quantum healing Peter.