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She's really freaking fast!

She's really freaking fast!

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abihl23

Nothing like a tab and a red rocks show!


cowtown1985

I can’t start a tab unless you order something.


YarnYarn

Just give me a Pepsi free.


Schmliza

You want a Pepsi, you’re gonna pay for it.


UrbanPrimative

Look, just gimmie something without any sugar in it, alright?


DrDrNotAnMD

r/unexpectedbacktothefuture


Nikoladeon

Why doesnt this exist


YarnYarn

It's easy to start a sub. Be the change you want to see in the world. PS - I'll be a mod if you actually create the sub.


Ohiolongboard

Just put it on my tab


CraniumEggs

Never put Pepsi on a tab it ruins it, now it’s Pepsi flavored paper.


Simulation_Glitch

Tab me it’s my birthday


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psycoptipath52

Best venue ever


Highlander-Jay

I’ve had this debate. There’s 2. I call them sister venues. The other being the Gorge in George. It’s so close, it’s not worth putting one over the other.


TheImportedBanana

The Gorge In Washington? I live here but have never been.


Highlander-Jay

Yes. It’s pretty spectacular. I’ve seen 60+ at RR, and only 5 at the Gorge. Access and night time view I would give the edge to Red Rocks. Day time view, I would say the Gorge is better. Post show atmosphere, I think the Gorge is better, but RR is slightly more intimate, so in show atmosphere goes to RR. With that said, it’s really nitpicking both. They’re both absolutely bucket list venues.


istillambaldjohn

Been to both red rocks and the gorge. Love them both. But I think a lot of places have their own appeal. Shoreline amphitheater I love too but more for nostalgia. One in Chula Vista is nice too although I don’t remember the name of it. Even though it was probably named something different back when I went there. Hollywood bowl is an experience. Greek theater had some great shows. (I am referring to the one in Berkeley ca and not the other one, although I am sure it’s nice. But never been). Indoor venues I don’t really know. I haven’t had too many memorable places I have seen, a couple exceptions. Paramount theater in Seattle is great. Crest theater in Sacramento is nice too. Hoyt Sherman in Des Moines was a pleasant surprise as well. So, just kind of depends on what you are into. I prefer outdoor venues for a lasting impression, but there are some gems out there that are vastly overlooked. If I won lottery, this is how I would spend a lot of time. Checking out shows across the US and beyond to check out the places and what they can offer.


dollabillkirill

Perfect description.


ew73

[Here's a quick write-up for the Gorge](https://www.tripsavvy.com/the-gorge-amphitheatre-2964791) -- doesn't really do the view justice, but you get the idea.


itsMurphDogg

The Gorge is seriously amazing. Such a next level place to have an event


SteakandTrach

I live near the Gorge. Awesome place.


hellodynamite

The Beatles never played the Gorge


Highlander-Jay

Fun fact. The Beatles didn’t even sell out Red Rocks when they played.


hellodynamite

Figures. This place was pretty much western Kansas in 1964


itsMurphDogg

Not taking anything away from Red Rocks, but I’ve been to both and The Gorge is better. Mind blowing place


meef_loaf

I was going to say, that’s not the most amazing thing I’ve seen at red rocks before but then again the most amazing thing I’ve seen there might just be because of the acid….


SimpleManc88

It’s on my bucket list.


SirMooSquiddles

It's as awsome as everyone says it is.


Crazy_Roll6229

My last TAB show was red rocks 2019… my 18-20th shows can’t wait to see them again (when the border with Canada opens again)


EmbersOmens

It's not her speed that impresses me. It's the fucking coordination. I'd be 5 steps down and next thing I'd be blowing my powdered teeth out of my mouth like vape smoke.


groundhog_day_only

I think she picked the perfect diagonal on purpose, so the depth of the seats matches her stride, pretty smart.


TheDude4211

definitely not her first rodeo


Jackiedhmc

Its the fucking CONFIDENCE


ChawulsBawkley

That’s quite the mental image.


potatotay

Your comment physically hurt me more than the feeling of my ankles rolling while watching her


zeroair

I fell twice just watching the gif.


G_Viceroy

Well it's just falling in steps...


Ohiolongboard

Falling with _extra_ steps


Skyy-High

That’s falling *with style*!


chicpotpah

I know, I couldn't stop stairing.


Polyamorph

Gravity assist


AdamSnipeySnipe

"I can't stop running! Aaaah!"


Lttlcheeze

She ran those steps just like I snowboard, fast & just barely in control.


tacticalpotato2004

Same but skiing, my strat for black diamonds is to just go fast enough that the bumps don’t matter.


Polyamorph

Ha ha 😂


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YaskyJr

This is Reddit, I don't think a lot of people here run


callmeweed

I run rocket league on my pc


odel555q

I run out of Doritos every Saturday night.


PunctualPoetry

120 fps? Keep up bro.


YaskyJr

me too weed, me too


Glizzyguzzle

Totally agree with this


ok46reddit

Running downhill is not necessarily easier. It is easy for a runner to injure themselves going downhill.


Jak_Mei_Hauf

Run down a hill then run back up it. Which one is harder?


ok46reddit

They are hard in different ways.


Substantial_Buy_9275

what people mean by hard when talking about running only applies to one though.


wish1977

It was then she found out there was no bathroom below.


nacciman

The funny thing is that she ran almost exactly to one of the bathroom paths.


wish1977

This may be obscure but do you remember when Joe Paterno ran out of the stadium because he had to take a crap? I've never seen a man in his 80's run so fast.


soulcialbitterfly

What I was going to say!


RCD_51

She’s on the wrong side, bathrooms are on the right.


nacciman

They're on both sides. Further down the stairs on the side she ran to


RCD_51

Huh never even seen the ones down there, are they open during shows?


nacciman

Yes. Immediately to the left of the stage


RCD_51

Well hot damn, many shows I’ve been to where I wish I knew that!


groundhog_day_only

Plot twist, she was going the whole time, she just wanted to spread it out far enough that no one notices.


SherlockianTheorist

Ivectermin will do that to you.


jesusmansuperpowers

R/wellactually


Oareyeon

I rolled my ankles and knees watching this.


Nopeyesok

My leg!


GameChangR_isu

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


jackiebee66

I broke my leg again!


djinthesmokys

Same lol


zxcoblex

One misstep and she’s in for a rough time.


ExpertConsideration8

Risk/reward trade off here seems poorly balanced.


Admirable_Toe6806

I used to go hard on my knees downhill. Trust me. Shell feel it when she gets older


1denirok5

What? They let you hangout at red rocks!?


ctarell

It’s a park/tourist destination that’s open to the public when there aren’t performances - stage and all. The trails there provide some great views. They also host yoga pretty regularly. It’s a sight to see. It’s really neat.


Thisisthe_place

[They show movies too! ](https://www.redrocksonline.com/film/)


BigFatTomato

Saw Princess Bride this summer there with 9000 of my closest friends.


BeerInMyButt

hope you liked hearing each line a half second early!


FeloniousFunk

Saw The Big Lebowski there. Half of the dudes were dressed up like The Dude, drink specials for White Russians, applause for character introductions, people quoting along with the movie, joints being passed around freely. Would highly recommend. Went to a similar event at the Boulder Theater for the same movie but it lacked a certain je na sais quoi, would not recommend.


coleosis1414

Yeah man you can just go walk around it when there isn’t a concert happening.


CaptainBritish7

You should see the mobs running the stairs early every morning.


frizzkid

I saw another video last week where they had all the rookies from the Denver Nuggets out there running stairs.


atrain7807

Yeah man all the major sports team's athletes will do morning workouts at Red Rocks throughout the summer.


righteousplisk

By far one of the best places to get a free workout and have a great view at the same time.


gdubh

Yeah it’s open daily. Tons of sightseers and exercise and yoga.


GentleHammer

Bruh, try going on a Saturday morning... it's literally a [SHOULD TO SHOULDER yoga session](http://media.stubhubstatic.com/stubhub-catalog/d_defaultLogo.jpg/q_auto:low,f_auto,w_1600,c_limit/performer/1509563/dalg91nmmtg8dr5ekpce). You couldn't squeeze even another water bottle into that venue. I call the state Crowdorado now and moved out last year.


MondayHopscotch

I used to go here on my lunch break to get some exercise. As long as there isn't a show happening in the next couple of hours, it's open to the public.


thankyoukarl

when the headliner is about to start their set and you need to get back from the bathroom in time


nudismisawesome

Red Rocks. ✌


Desperate_Ambrose

Haven't been there in years. . . .


Substantial_Buy_9275

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cheeseyfe

:0 i’ve been there thats red rock amphitheater outside denver right?


soulcialbitterfly

Yep. Best place to see a show!


LethalPoopstain

The gorge amphitheater would like a word


My73rdPornAlt

The name of the award for Best Outdoor Amphitheater is “The Red Rocks Award”. The Gorge Amphitheater has won this award. But the Red Rocks won it *so many times* that they retired the place from running, and renamed the award. Sorry bud, but Red Rocks is provably better. (Don’t get mad at me, I’ll gladly go to ANY show at either venue and have a great time, but Red Rocks is #1.)


LethalPoopstain

See, that statement would’ve been true maybe 5 years ago, but they drastically reduced the bass and noise levels after Bassnectar went off and that nearby town started complaining.


My73rdPornAlt

You don’t know what you’re talking about, parroting that 5 year old complaint lol. They did not lower the decibel level at all, just the use of certain frequencies for a prolonged time. And literally millions of people have visited since, and thousands of EDM/Bass/Techno artists have played there since then, WITHOUT ONCE BREAKING THAT LIMIT! And you know what? To everyone who was there, it sounded as perfect as usual because it was still just as loud! Sorry, not sorry, Red Rocks is the best.


LethalPoopstain

Lmao you’re the one who clearly has no idea what they’re talking about. I’m not “parroting” anything. These are valid complaints. Why do you think that there are so many petitions asking to raise the limit? The red rocks venue literally posted to Twitter saying that people should start bringing in wired headphones in order to listen to the music. Sorry buddy, but with its size, acoustics, and also Bass Canyon, Gorge beats Red Rocks https://edm.com/industry/criticism-of-red-rocks-partnership-leads-to-petition https://www.westword.com/music/edm-fans-make-noise-about-red-rocks-amphitheatres-decibel-limit-12020984


jllena

Did you even read the article you posted? You’re wrong, dude. From WestWord, and a lot of other sources including Red Rocks themselves (such as an Instagram post dated June 29, 2021): “In an attempt to control the test and not interfere with the venue’s bandwidth, Red Rocks suggested the app was available to those above Row 40 — it’s as simple as that. Mixhalo is an optional enhancement to the fan experience; for those interested, it provides sound directly from the mix booth and soundboard to fans’ ears. At some shows, audiophiles can even tune in individual instruments, such as a lead guitar.” Bands like Umphrey’s McGee have been doing that kind of thing for years. It has absolutely nothing to do with sound levels. And no, they didn’t “drastically reduce bass and noise levels,” they limited the max decibels for periods of time. Here is one of the rules: “Sound pressure level shall not exceed 108.0 dBA for 1-minute averages. The Leq (equivalent continuous noise level) sound pressure levels shall not exceed 123.0 dB bands for 1-minute averages. A Sound Pressure Level (SPL) monitoring system, provided by the City and County of Denver, will be located at the front of house mix position to provide sound engineers with real time data to help them manage the their sound levels. If the limit is exceeded three times, the City of Denver reserves the right to charge $10,000 (and another $10,000 if it's exceeded another three times).”


lola_wants_it_all

What I've heard from several people that have experienced both is that RR has better acoustics (which makes sense based on the terrain) but that Gorge is a phenomenal experience because you can camp there.


intertubeluber

Wow that looks amazing.


DidSome1SayExMachina

Just watch out for rattlesnakes after the show


T0WERM0NKEY

not something you need to worry about


AutonomousAutomaton_

But can she do it drunk on mushrooms while string cheese jams. Then she on my level.


reportedtohr

A super wasted chick grabbed me and pulled me down with her in an attempt to stop herself from falling down these exact steps. I kind of dove in an attempt to avoid crushing some hippies sitting on a blanket on the row below but took them out anyway. And the people in the row below them as well. If I wasn’t tripping my balls off I like to think I would have reacted a little more gracefully. Still have a scar on my hand.


AutonomousAutomaton_

Haha that’s a great RR story. Hippies and mushrooms, man


Reasonable_Cover_804

Made me think of my grandkids when they see nana and me, yea I’m a rockstar to someone


Showmeyourteats

Aww this is the cutest thing.


tbiehler86

That's how every Widespread Panic fan looks like running to their spots at Red Rocks.


rebelbaserec

[Running of the Tarps](https://youtu.be/iYOSeobjZ8s)


gavh428

Now do it the other way


Vegan-fangirl

Now up.


ky_LR

my knees hurt just watching this


jshugart

I could get down faster.. I'd just be eating out of a tube for the rest of my natural life


BubblegumBxh

I can definitely envision my teeth getting knocked out when I eat that concrete.


RealmWalk3r

Is that red rock amphitheatre?


Poop_Noodl3

When you gotta go, you gotta go


Doberman_Pinscher

Ehh really person runs down stairs and that amazes people ? (͡•_ ͡• )


Satama18

When he says he has a 800 credit score


dzt

Shit, I have an 825 credit score and haven’t had a full time job in 3 years. Nobody’s beating a path to my door… I must be unattractive.


Gnome_MC

Not really, she’s running downhill. Her balance is amazing though. I’d r/beamazed if she was doing that uphill.


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Retard-69

She doesn't look fast


DCL_JD

Be Amazed: Girl uses legs!!!


brothermuffin

You want shin splints? This is how you get shin splints.


Tinkywinkythe3rd

This just gives me major anxiety one misstep and its game over


jbcraigs

She was obviously amazing but it always surprises me how small the difference is between a video ending up on r/BeAmazed OR r/WinStupidPrizes 🤷‍♂️


quetzumaki

Not impressed unless going up just as fast. Boo


Alpha_Flight_2020

Ugh my knees would be coming for revenge the next day


condorama

I got high for the first time here.


TheBagr

Darude sandstorm


dynamic_lizard

I've been scrolling for this comment.


ToothNail88

Valkyrie’s training


caesar_magnum07

Rip knees


No_Negotiation2737

There's always someone like her at Red Rocks. But it's gets a little bit worse when it's packed in there and they're right behind you


Klarnicck

Basically falling with style


myclueis

That’s a high consequence fall.


JayBeANBLOCK

Are they the darude sandstorm steps


JacksFalseHope

I mean. "Fast", or "falling with style?"


MisterFixit_69

I believe the toilet is there


Jealous-Speed-9411

I would eat shit in the second step


dankflea

Gotta be careful when you have Taco Bell for lunch… make sure a bathroom isn’t too far away


cavsnseven

Now go up


idimond123

Saw a great imagine dragons concert there once. Awesome amphitheater.


JoshuaTheBastard

>great >imagine dragons ???


noodlebeastgod

Where?


tcxalbinorhino

Red rocks colorado


2fly2hide

Morrison


enschi

She a runner, she a trackstar


macaroni___addict

So… what’s amazing?


Due-Camel-7605

I know right. Who hasn’t run down stairs in their youth


macaroni___addict

Exactly. I could literally do it faster.. what gives?


_Spice_is_nice_

I'm actually not all that impressed by this. You can see her body is mostly hitting brakes. As long as your stride can fit the stair length, it wouldn't be that difficult to do that with a little practice. If she went that fast on the way up, my mind would be blown lol.


Due-Camel-7605

This was easy. I could still run like that down staircases


Hatchet_Jack_

Not really?


ChrisPChicken04

Isn’t it all downhill? Looked pretty slow after she ran on flat land at the end


fattyfatty21

That made my knees hurt


Alt_DayJune

All I could think of is how swollen my knees would be if I tried that now. In my twenties? Sure. Thirties? Ballon knees


MadHatterAbi

That's reckless and dangerous...


Oddelbo

Me when my gf says she wants a baby.


BobMackey718

That's cool and all but do you know how much beer I've drank in that amphitheater? Yeah that's all I got...


ToWinaKota

r/SweatyPalms


pseet

That's so bad for the knees!


Due-Camel-7605

It is. But shit happens when you are young


PastButterscotch1143

Goodness. Glad she didn’t trip.


NonubsNoproblem

Lol those are so big irl. Not impressive at all unless she’s on lsd for a daytime yoga or movie on the rocks.


DiskCompetitive2350

Shit annoying af when these ppl do that


Glu5

When you gotta go you gotta go


NoxiousOffender13

Tho fatht


Amemelgo

Knees of steel!


taeper

Not for long


chiralcarbonatom

What's this place?


Pratius

Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado. Debatably the best music venue in the world


jesusmansuperpowers

No need for debate, it’s the winner


theshponglr

I grew up in Lakewood, and there was a large open space between my house and the front range. I could see Red Rocks from my back porch, and binoculars allowed me to see the lasers shooting onto the rocks during the shows. Definitely one of the cooler parts of my childhood! (also I could hear the rocket cars from Bandimere Speedway at my place, those things are loud!)


Pratius

Yeah, I was trying to cover my tracks but I definitely think it’s the best. Just completely unique. Living less than an hour away is a nice perk haha


jesusmansuperpowers

I’m all the way down in stupid Colorado Springs. Lame here but lots of very cool places within a couple hours drive


Opselite

She had to poop.


antisha_9

"No, deer run too fast."


BakonBaker

When you gotta go, you gotta go! 🚽


spunangel333

Where is this?


gdubh

Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, CO just outside of Denver. Best venue in the world. I live 15 mins from this and hike near here often. It’s a cool place just to hang out too.


shee_vibes

Me too! Like 15 min away. West side is the best side


spunangel333

Very cool


poiqwert426

And I get brutally winded going up 1 flight of stairs.


Jeroe98

r/maybemaybemaybe


VeryClevorTrevor

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.


JamesScott1781

I thought of the rocky theme in a minor key


MissC3PO

I tried running down red rocks amphitheater too Rolled my ankle


mhuh0

Who pushed her?