T O P
YourLocalKyokoSimp

Hit me


khasmm

i cant even say anything because you're too scared to read the reply


_naiko

gaw damn


deancookie_

🫢


devilkirby939

ooooh boy i'm fuckin dead


khasmm

you're not dead, you're the opposite. you kill everyone in sight when you reach your limit


devilkirby939

never knew i was son goku but ok


khasmm

you're like son goku but without the powers you just do it


tony1838

Bagel brain is very funny, nobody can take you serious, your TURN NOW


khasmm

Bomby's Schedule 1. Eat 2. Sleep 3. Fucking explode


ithurtstopo

welp,here we go


khasmm

you tell time but you cant even tell what the word "leader" means


PiromaticChaos

Hey there


khasmm

you are so bland that the viewers said "wait, balloony was in post-split?" at bfb 30


Randomfrickinhuman

lets do this


khasmm

Gelatin: Good job guys, you spammed the sub on June 29th! Fans: Thanks daddy! Gelatin: Now, get ready to do it again. Fans: But, what else will we do afterward? Gelatin: Do it again.


Randomfrickinhuman

June 29 should be considered a holy day


Fnf-fanandCuber

Wenamechainsama Tumajaurbesaun Wifenloof Eselifterbraun


khasmm

every 2016 twitter user, overconfident and uses :/ :) :O type faces


TheSpawnDude

:D


charactersoon

:V


Horror-Ad-3113

:>


Fnf-fanandCuber

:]


khasmm

:3


charactersoon

=⁠_⁠=


poopyfarts96o

;-;


bobo_yobo

('>')


HelloPpl_____

Okay


khasmm

Gay- I meant.. Gaty! Gay- shit.


YoyleAeris

Lumine is dead


khasmm

every artist who draws you interprets you as a furry


YoyleAeris

haha


lecookie_pieee

yelo


khasmm

theres another match person to just read my reply on them


ethaw13

Hi


khasmm

the number of dimples on you is equivalent to the amount of brain matter that rotted in your head


ethaw13

damn :(


TheSpawnDude

I bet you always smile when you see Airy LMFAO


ethaw13

i do :)


Sushi_Rainbow

I have a feeling I know what it’ll be but we’ll see.


khasmm

you are probably the quiet kid in the back of the class who's about to pull out their mp40 and mag the teacher


Sushi_Rainbow

Quiet kid part was somewhat expected but I still like this response nonetheless lol


Suction-Cup-Mann

well this is... interesting


khasmm

you fell off, literally: https://youtu.be/yhkDgX2b7po?t=191


No-Muko83

Oh boy


khasmm

no wonder your partner left you, you look like fucking buttcheeks


Dumb_Raccoon1983

Try me b-


khasmm

wtf is a dumb raccoon? dont get how you're a raccoon but yeah you're totally dumb


Dumb_Raccoon1983

If you press up up down down left right left right you can get the new contestant


Horror-Ad-3113

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅰️🅱️


Dumb_Raccoon1983

Congrats you can now go check bfdi 5b for your reward


Dumb_Raccoon1983

If you press up up down down left right left right you can get the new contestant


khasmm

it didnt work :(


[deleted]

Hello there.


khasmm

you were the gordian knot of BFB 5


random_orange_goo

please dont be rude :(


khasmm

dont worry :)


Lonely-Recording4662

Hehehehe


khasmm

ok for anyone that removes their flair im going to stop replying to you


Lonely-Recording4662

I never'ed used a flair since i joined


pers0n_-

I am obsessed. I mean, just looking at me you can tell.


khasmm

you dont even treat your handle well you just run in the lava and complain afterward


pers0n_-

“I’m going to swim through the lava just so I can get the basket. I don’t even care if my handle gets burnt” “WAAAA WHY IS MY HANDLE GONE”


davefnfbackup

kitty-owo :3 (jk, im not a furry but im neutral to furries)


khasmm

i hate you too


Memzeroo

hello.


khasmm

i said this to someone else with the winner tag: no wonder loser left you, you look like fucking buttcheeks


Memzeroo

lmao, nice try


HongKong69420

oh lord,this finna be bad


khasmm

you're like flower, you get mad and activate the Davy Crockett Bomb behind your switch


Orisphera

Bet


randommemeratreddit

Among us 🥵 also huge downvote cuz of light mode


khasmm

everyone simps for you so i just hate you in general


SwapAye69420

dam


khasmm

i said this before to another woody flair, you are too scared to read this reply


SwapAye69420

that’s actually good


Turnover_Chance

Hiii


khasmm

i would roast you but you are my favorite person on this subreddit :)


darien69420595

why did i join this reddit server in the first place


khasmm

leave pls


Ellie_Rose_2008

Go on, bagel brain.


khasmm

overgrown fern


Ellie_Rose_2008

Thats all?.. lol


skitz6969

Oh no


khasmm

your only purpose was to keep pressuring bubble so that you can get eliminated and make her feel even worse


charactersoon

Please don't be rude i just like dirt :(


charactersoon

Also, now make balouni


khasmm

you ate so much dirt you just lost all of your knowledge and sense of morality


charactersoon

Sad but true


charactersoon

Now let's play toss tha dirt


kawbluie

Shwooba dooba click clack wass pass swiss piss.


khasmm

you are fork's greatest enemy


The_Toast_of_Time

Go


khasmm

you are lazier than a LITERAL eraser


loafer4

Sup


B0NN0S

I’m a literal walking punching bag


Rex_002

Me too


khasmm

your only purpose was to bully spongy so match could make an unfunny spongycake joke and start playing it with him, and pushing ruby out of the way for her own benefit this isnt a roast, this is just me being mad at your negligence towards your alliance


JozAttack

Here we go 🙄


khasmm

you're hot ;)


JozAttack

Thank you kind sir


Exotic_Ennard17

Wha- why- how- I'm sorry???????


Buybyb

I can exist


khasmm

you're on a team full of people who've had interesting character development, and a full on arc. what have you done?


The_Bruno64alt

The_Bruno64alt


khasmm

TV, calculate your existence!


darkt11redi

Ok, so how will you insult something that Doesn't exist


DrewsHouseIsOnReddit

You don’t exist, same with me


darkt11redi

Exactly, how they gonna insult the nonexisting


khasmm

god said you were a mistake so he deleted you from existence


thepinkyguy4456

Ok go for it


khasmm

...- .. .-. --. .. -.


morse-bot

Translated text: virgin --- ^(I am a bot created by /u/zero-nothing. Please PM him if I'm doing anything stupid! Reply to a comment with '/u/morse-bot' to call me and I will translate the comment you replied to from morse-to-text or vice versa!)


TheJeffShow

ok


khasmm

i look at you and i barf in you, then i look at you again and i barf again, cycle repeats until you're full


TheJeffShow

better than barf molecules, i'll take it


stupidity_scallop23

wat


khasmm

same thing 1. Eat 2. Sleep 3. Fucking explode


RatKar1029

wow


khasmm

no wonder your partner left you, fucking cotton candy bfb


MultiIdiot

e


khasmm

every 2019 fangirl


Thatpotbelly

H


khasmm

\*looks at you\* \*throws up in your face\* BOOLEH!


May-is-my-day

Please kill me 😞


khasmm

Firey: **pulls out gun** Leafy: you don't wanna do this Firey: GIVE ME THE FUCKING ISLAND.


Katsucurry11037

\*waves arms\*


khasmm

you're a tear because you can't stop crying about the fact that nobody likes you, and you cant even explain how sad you are because you can't even talk


DoubleTriple14

Ok.


khasmm

ah, another suicide bomber


DoubleTriple14

Arabian kamikaze moment


youstinkylittleboy69

People with no flair: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.


khasmm

people with no flair: almost 75% of the people here


mariosin

I exist


khasmm

..sadly


KamikazeSenpai21

Try me motha-fucka.


khasmm

loser took so many drugs he became one


enmanuelgames

it's raining tacos


khasmm

"haha im gonna kick woody!!" "EEEEE!!!" \*flies away\* "OMG!! BLOCKY!!!! >:("


FellowAliveHuman

cmon try me its 5 am and im bored


khasmm

\*licks\* sure


smolone11

*smacks lips* this’ll go horribly, methinks


I_love_minecraft05

h


imLazyAtNamingThings

Roast me


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

Aw, seriously?


khasmm

\- famous line, quoted by a US military official in war before getting magged by an opponent


ErectPikachu

I don't have one


Rand0mly_Random

ok


animalgirl00

😊🙏


ELKHANBOy

It looks more like a Nick el


SussyChalk

p


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

I’m about to be cooked meat


memefor-life

ye


TheDemonUnderThaBed2

oh cast ye judgement on me


Insertnameiguess

your mom


WingsOfFirefanlol

random text


sprinkleeekiatt

bleauauurvghgfhhh


Frosty_Replacement12

I'm ready.


24_box

All I can say is :3


Enough-Raspberry-647

o


poopyfarts96o

Welp looks like its time for me to die


thequietkidwas_taken

[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943798369216765972/1020237756615622667/speech.mp3](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943798369216765972/1020237756615622667/speech.mp3) \>:)


A_randomwe1rdo

.O. I dont- I-


deancookie_

oh gosh


iamnothingtoo

yoyle cake


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

glipknorped


[deleted]

alrighty then


Needletail-

i only chose this flair to fit my user


Horror-Ad-3113

a


SquaredHexahedron

helo


furry_uwu_030

herlo


PeterTheLeaf

Hi Bagel Brain


some-random-memer

🍿


That_one_personowo

Oh god


burgerman1337

i pissed my pants in school on wednesday september 14th


Untitl3dGhost16

I dont remember


Da_Real_Sunflower

Do your worst.


Sodapopdrank

haha I’m dead


Kal0reese

ok


JsabCubie_Cube

i dont even exist


Ok_Signature483

i bet you’ll have nothing to say


InvestigatorTop5536

Hello


SansBA24C0

lmao no


Dylanthegamer7741

Oh no


PiggyFan128

amdroid


GluePicknic2763

hello everyone


MattoReddit

Alr lets do this


gaminggameryes

.


CassieIsWaifuAlt

Help, please


Clown_Norlie

I'm a bit scared


TrentKatie123

hello there


Whitescreen14562

Hmmm


Whitescreen14562

WAIT WERE FLAIR BUDDYS


[deleted]

hi


Luigikunfu

No, no I don't think I will.