T O P

Y’all ain’t got nothing on me

Y’all ain’t got nothing on me

[deleted]

Try not to take this too seriously! A lot of my answers aren’t actually my thoughts! This is all just for fun and a laugh!


Teliporter334

Who is Bruce Wayne’s best lover?


[deleted]

Alfred


twinsynth

Master Bruce has a whole other meaning now.


FIFADUDE-Master

It's all coming together now


RyanReynolds-

Fr


bingus_official

hey edit it idiot


RyanReynolds-

Is Batman’s penis longer than twelve inches?


[deleted]

Can confirm! “It’s The Bat!”


RyanReynolds-

Seen it firsthand, or just heard the rumors?


pmetwi

It’s actually in a comic, you get to see Bruce’s (large) member


grassytree3264

Which comic? For research purposes obviously…


pmetwi

Batman: Damned #1


grassytree3264

This makes my research very happy. Thank you


ScoopsAboi

What do you yell at the point of climax?


[deleted]

“It’s the bat”


RealJermeyRenner

You better say it in a brooklyn accent


ManiacSpiderTrash

It’s da freekan’ Bat!”


B5_T13

Omg stop I’m crying


ManiacSpiderTrash

What’s even better is he yells it all terrified


gothpills

what should i use to kidnap someone


[deleted]

Grappling Hook


SonicBeast25

Explosive gel to disorientate the enemy


KingMatthew116

Name a Batman game that doesn’t exist.


[deleted]

Arkham City


TheArbiter_

Arkham City? *Gasp*...Never heard of it.


Boyfromthe5th

Legend


okjk0123

Which character do you want to eat your booty like groceries?


[deleted]

I’ll go with Mr. Freeze


Jefferson-Bernard

chilly


VorpalChloe

I learn from my butt eating, kestis. Do you?


webslinginghero

Who’s your favorite Arkham character you’d let dom you in bed?


[deleted]

Harley Quinn


tristansmall

And now the edit?


WaffleironMcMulligan

I’d say the answer still stands


pdrgdguds_

For sure


_K1r0s_

I'm still waiting for the edit cuz atm this answer totally stands valid


ExtremeSkyStyle

Um


zvbgamer

How much Warden Sharp rule 34 do you have saved on your hard drive?


[deleted]

So much’


zvbgamer

Interesting


fighter1227

Did you forget to edit it?


blondie_the_abuser

What's your favorite snack?


[deleted]

Dick...?


SixpennyMango

Isn’t that cannibalism


danielthetemp

Not necessarily. 😳


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

Thanks Dick. I appreciate it


ManufacturerEmpty520

Sorry I’m from latam, Dick is a name of person no?


cearhart275

Synonym (another word for) penis. Also a name, makes it a joke


Metsca911

No that's Barbara's favourite snack


Magerikk

What would Batman do, if he was stuck in a room alone with all of his villains from Arkham?


[deleted]

Fook them


just_browsing11

I think i saw this one in Pornhub...


bobby-mcshabi

What is the one gadget that could feel really good “down there”?


[deleted]

Explosive gel


Arrow103

Taco Bell moment


Alexandergamming

AAAAAAA


pmetwi

If you had to make Scat Porn with any villain who would it be?


[deleted]

Mr. Freeze


Royisnotmyname

You think it's nice and cold on the way out?


NoBullfrog4258

Who is batman most willing to fuck?


[deleted]

I’ll say Joker but it could be many others. Depends on the way u look at it


SixpennyMango

Catwoman is easily at the bottom of the list


Synchro_Shoukan

What about Dick?


SixpennyMango

At least he actually flirted with Dick a little


EchoSD

Exactly. She should know heroes don't do that


the_real_hoodie_gang

who committed numerous war crimes in Syria?


[deleted]

Batman


kinda_cringe347

What is your favourite object to shove up your ass?


[deleted]

Umbrella


britcop1212

I've seen him do things with that umbrella that would make your eyes water!


ReylomorelikeReyno

Whose cum would you swallow


[deleted]

Joker


God_is_carnage

But then you become him


CrNAG3x

You becum him


SixpennyMango

Then he can swallow more joker cum. He has an infinite supply of joker cum at his disposal


Nightmare270

Which character slept with Batman?


[deleted]

Scarecrow


SixpennyMango

"5 15 9 7 21 18 18 14 3 5 24 15 12 7 22 3 5 24 15 12 7 22 3 10 5 1 9 22 3 8 25 26 15 16 25 10 15 17 25"


FetusGoesYeetus

Is it true that Alfred and Batman are in a closeted homoerotic relationship?


[deleted]

Can confirm


SixpennyMango

What about his pp


ArseneLupinIV

Who is Bruce Wayne's one true romantic interest and the one who should carry his child?


[deleted]

Barbara


WaffleironMcMulligan

Did someone let Bruce Timm in the building?


FIFADUDE-Master

I had a feeling you would say that...


SixpennyMango

I don’t like this


HUNAcean

Ah yes, the killing joke movie


gauyuk

.... So you have seen the killing joke huh?


FIFADUDE-Master

Who is The Arkham Knight?


[deleted]

An assassin/mercenary with a badass suit


FIFADUDE-Master

Yeah, he does have a badass suit


Olav_Grey

Every other sub I've seen this in "haha, lets make OP look dumb when it comes to the lore!" this sub is nothing but sex jokes. nice.


FIFADUDE-Master

A civilized and cultured sub we are in :)


EchoSD

Sex is funny


SixpennyMango

What does Batman think of King Shark?


[deleted]

Good looking


SixpennyMango

So true


Shwifty_Plumbus

What's batman favorite color?


[deleted]

Batman recruits CHILDREN by giving them a home and doing it legally.


Shwifty_Plumbus

Ok, jeez dude. What's up with you and kids?


Synchro_Shoukan

Lmfao, this is gold!


monke-man-

What's the name of the guy you're in love with again?


[deleted]

Robin.


Gingy_Cat_23

Does Batman kill people?


[deleted]

Yes!


SixpennyMango

Is that even a question?


Alfdacoolguy

Have you ever had sex with an animal and if so then what animal did you have sex with?


[deleted]

Robin


Alfdacoolguy

Jesus, man.


Misty_Callahan

Where does batman bang nightwing the most?


[deleted]

Batwing


Metsca911

Makes sense


Willow_bigfoot

Why is a giant bat bulling a giant crocodile man


[deleted]

Insecurity.


Kitkatgamer6

What is the bat suit made of?


[deleted]

Female


Metsca911

Ok this might be the most unique one here lol


akg942k

Who is Bruce wayne ?


[deleted]

Bruce Wayne


PM_ME_TO_NOT_GIVE_UP

ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


KingFahad360

If I had a dildo shoved up my ass, what should I use to remove it?


[deleted]

Grappling hook


Im__CrypT

What is the shittiest Batman Game of all time?


[deleted]

Arkham City


Im__CrypT

Monster


BigBlueMoon9797

Who is Batmans secret crush?


[deleted]

Harley Quinn... I mean c’mon!


Prestigious_Plan126

Everyones


mrmatthunt

Did you think the Electrocutioner boss fight was too hard to beat?


[deleted]

Yes! A billion percent


Rexster405

How many kids sucked your dick in the past few days?


[deleted]

250


TheBombadGeneral

Oh dear..


Pokenerd17

Which is your LEAST favorite Robin?


[deleted]

Dick Grayson


fighter1227

Two things you've put in your ass?


[deleted]

Man-Bat


fighter1227

Impressive


Individual-Spare2786

Is cat woman hot ?


[deleted]

Are roses red?


EchoSD

Edit?


Gamewalker-11

Who is the “snow man?”


LapisLanzely

What's your favorite Spider-Man PS4 Arkham game?


[deleted]

Spider-Man: Arkham City


xiirro7628

I love that franchise. I remember co-op misions, player 1 with Batman and player 2 with Spiderman, it was incredible...


MandoPlat

Do you prefer longer cocks, or do you like em short?


[deleted]

Short, imaging trying to hide under a slab


Yozwo

I met the batman the other day and now I need a straw to eat


[deleted]

“That’s pretty funny...”


Synchro_Shoukan

Savage


Captainpepper89

Who does batman like in bed more then Catwoman?


[deleted]

Doctor evil pork chop


Juiceboi-PRO

Batman is the world’s greatest detective. What nickname does The Joker go by?


[deleted]

The worlds greatest detective


Cartonk

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


Kombatguy800

What famous batman moment gets you off?


[deleted]

Bane crippled Batman


SixpennyMango

It’s such a sexy scene


cancer2009

Which character besides Catwoman do you ship Batman with?


[deleted]

Joker, joker, joker


Randomguyonreddit249

Who is Bruce Wayne’s first love?


[deleted]

Thomas


jaybankzz

Which 3 characters had a threesome together?


[deleted]

Joker, Bane and Deathstroke


jaybankzz

Huh, I don’t remember that part of the games


Just-Jason21

Who did Commissioner Gordon had sex with at the GCPD last night?


[deleted]

Batman


Snoopy-Doopy

What's your highest combo?


GuntherYoshi

Who's cock would you gobble if they were into bdsm or other kinks involving leather


[deleted]

Bruce Wayne


Dark_Soul_07

Are you gay ?


[deleted]

Yes


MrOctopus5757

How long did it take you to complete the electrocutioner's boss fight in origins?


[deleted]

Too long


Hero_Of_Wild

Who would you like to pound you in the ass


[deleted]

Penguin.


Therealrager101

Who was the main villain of the Red Hood story pack in Arkham Knight?


Parzival63

Straight up skipped your ass. Couldn’t take the risk of a racist joke.


Flight_Of_Fantasy

hero


Synchro_Shoukan

How could this be turned racist?


dumbgamingfox

Anything can be turned racist


Cain_Ash

How old is Batman?


conradrulez

4


_PettyTheft

Cum


Jeffthe100

Which Batman villain do most people want to hug and kiss ?


[deleted]

Killer croc


Mayonnaise-7

In my opinion, Alfred could realistically be the strongest DC character, but who do you think is the strongest?


[deleted]

You answered your own question.


SixpennyMango

Alfred


Jefferson-Bernard

how much does a pp extension cost?


DesiredEnlisted

Just say the first part of their name, who would you let finger you and then fist you


VLenin2291

What is the capital of Spain?


[deleted]

Gotham


VLenin2291

You failed Geography, didn’t you?


NazbazOG

Do you hate me?


[deleted]

Of course!


CaptainBlighe

What’s a violin?


AceTahBoss

Who’s the dumbest, stupidest and most weak DC character?


Electric4242

What word reminds batman of professer pyg?