Y’all ain’t got nothing on me
By - Teliporter334
Try not to take this too seriously! A lot of my answers aren’t actually my thoughts! This is all just for fun and a laugh!
Who is Bruce Wayne’s best lover?
Master Bruce has a whole other meaning now.
It's all coming together now
hey edit it idiot
Is Batman’s penis longer than twelve inches?
Can confirm! “It’s The Bat!”
Seen it firsthand, or just heard the rumors?
It’s actually in a comic, you get to see Bruce’s (large) member
For research purposes obviously…
Batman: Damned #1
This makes my research very happy. Thank you
What do you yell at the point of climax?
“It’s the bat”
You better say it in a brooklyn accent
It’s da freekan’ Bat!”
Omg stop I’m crying
What’s even better is he yells it all terrified
what should i use to kidnap someone
Explosive gel to disorientate the enemy
Name a Batman game that doesn’t exist.
Arkham City? *Gasp*...Never heard of it.
Which character do you want to eat your booty like groceries?
I’ll go with Mr. Freeze
I learn from my butt eating, kestis. Do you?
Who’s your favorite Arkham character you’d let dom you in bed?
And now the edit?
I’d say the answer still stands
I'm still waiting for the edit cuz atm this answer totally stands valid
How much Warden Sharp rule 34 do you have saved on your hard drive?
Did you forget to edit it?
What's your favorite snack?
Isn’t that cannibalism
Not necessarily. 😳
Thanks Dick. I appreciate it
Sorry I’m from latam, Dick is a name of person no?
Synonym (another word for) penis. Also a name, makes it a joke
No that's Barbara's favourite snack
What would Batman do, if he was stuck in a room alone with all of his villains from Arkham?
I think i saw this one in Pornhub...
What is the one gadget that could feel really good “down there”?
Taco Bell moment
If you had to make Scat Porn with any villain who would it be?
You think it's nice and cold on the way out?
Who is batman most willing to fuck?
I’ll say Joker but it could be many others. Depends on the way u look at it
Catwoman is easily at the bottom of the list
What about Dick?
At least he actually flirted with Dick a little
Exactly. She should know heroes don't do that
who committed numerous war crimes in Syria?
What is your favourite object to shove up your ass?
I've seen him do things with that umbrella that would make your eyes water!
Whose cum would you swallow
But then you become him
You becum him
Then he can swallow more joker cum. He has an infinite supply of joker cum at his disposal
Which character slept with Batman?
"5 15 9 7 21 18 18 14 3 5 24 15 12 7 22 3 5 24 15 12 7 22 3 10 5 1 9 22 3 8 25 26 15 16 25 10 15 17 25"
Is it true that Alfred and Batman are in a closeted homoerotic relationship?
What about his pp
Who is Bruce Wayne's one true romantic interest and the one who should carry his child?
Did someone let Bruce Timm in the building?
I had a feeling you would say that...
I don’t like this
Ah yes, the killing joke movie
.... So you have seen the killing joke huh?
Who is The Arkham Knight?
An assassin/mercenary with a badass suit
Yeah, he does have a badass suit
Every other sub I've seen this in "haha, lets make OP look dumb when it comes to the lore!"
this sub is nothing but sex jokes. nice.
A civilized and cultured sub we are in :)
Sex is funny
What does Batman think of King Shark?
What's batman favorite color?
Batman recruits CHILDREN by giving them a home and doing it legally.
Ok, jeez dude. What's up with you and kids?
Lmfao, this is gold!
What's the name of the guy you're in love with again?
Does Batman kill people?
Is that even a question?
Have you ever had sex with an animal and if so then what animal did you have sex with?
Where does batman bang nightwing the most?
Why is a giant bat bulling a giant crocodile man
What is the bat suit made of?
Ok this might be the most unique one here lol
Who is Bruce wayne ?
ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
If I had a dildo shoved up my ass, what should I use to remove it?
What is the shittiest Batman Game of all time?
Who is Batmans secret crush?
Harley Quinn... I mean c’mon!
Did you think the Electrocutioner boss fight was too hard to beat?
Yes! A billion percent
How many kids sucked your dick in the past few days?
Which is your LEAST favorite Robin?
Two things you've put in your ass?
Is cat woman hot ?
Are roses red?
Who is the “snow man?”
What's your favorite Spider-Man PS4 Arkham game?
Spider-Man: Arkham City
I love that franchise. I remember co-op misions, player 1 with Batman and player 2 with Spiderman, it was incredible...
Do you prefer longer cocks, or do you like em short?
Short, imaging trying to hide under a slab
I met the batman the other day and now I need a straw to eat
“That’s pretty funny...”
Who does batman like in bed more then Catwoman?
Doctor evil pork chop
Batman is the world’s greatest detective. What nickname does The Joker go by?
The worlds greatest detective
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
What famous batman moment gets you off?
Bane crippled Batman
It’s such a sexy scene
Which character besides Catwoman do you ship Batman with?
Joker, joker, joker
Who is Bruce Wayne’s first love?
Which 3 characters had a threesome together?
Joker, Bane and Deathstroke
Huh, I don’t remember that part of the games
Who did Commissioner Gordon had sex with at the GCPD last night?
What's your highest combo?
Who's cock would you gobble if they were into bdsm or other kinks involving leather
Are you gay ?
How long did it take you to complete the electrocutioner's boss fight in origins?
Who would you like to pound you in the ass
Who was the main villain of the Red Hood story pack in Arkham Knight?
Straight up skipped your ass. Couldn’t take the risk of a racist joke.
How could this be turned racist?
Anything can be turned racist
How old is Batman?
Which Batman villain do most people want to hug and kiss ?
In my opinion, Alfred could realistically be the strongest DC character, but who do you think is the strongest?
You answered your own question.
how much does a pp extension cost?
Just say the first part of their name, who would you let finger you and then fist you
What is the capital of Spain?
You failed Geography, didn’t you?
Do you hate me?
What’s a violin?
Who’s the dumbest, stupidest and most weak DC character?
What word reminds batman of professer pyg?