**Pablo Pabloson on the mound**
NO 0 ○ ▲ 1
CAR 0 ○ ● 0 Out
NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 1st AB / .267[.](https://playbarcode/8070680706002?6015?7025)
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 6
SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs
SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-2 / GO,GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607055?3005?1023)
The door to Last Chance Saloon swings open, and in walks the man known as Dan Gerzone.
Unfortunately for the McDophers, there was no answer for Pablo Sanchez in this immaculate inning. Gerzone gets rung up on three pitches with a nasty curveball bringing this one to a close.
The Carolina Reapers have beaten the curse, beating the Sopher McDophers 5-3!
**Swing:** 456
**Pitch:** 932
**Diff:** 476
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 6
SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607054?3005?1151)
Lance up now hoping for a repeat of that earlier double.
I'm not quite sure what to make of how you triggered that bot but anyway.
As my mother often said to me as a child, "I want never gets", except in this case you get a strikeout from Pablo on an incredibly rapid fastball for being 5 and a bit inning deep.
**Swing:** 998
**Pitch:** 601
**Diff:** 397
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
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Kelly rolls over on the first pitch and that will send this one to the bottom of the 6th where the McDophers look to make a rally for the home crowd!
**Swing:** 614
**Pitch:** 270
**Diff:** 344
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6
SMD 3 ○ ● 1 Out
CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1-2 / K,3B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607051?1008?8013)
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6
SMD 3 ○ ● 0 Out
CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 3-3 / 3B,1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607050?1008?1021)
Probably not the guy Pie wanted to see with a man now on base, hottest bat of the game Q Kimbrel is up next.
Q can't quite complete the 4/4 day vs the other longtime veteran Pie and will go down swinging on the 4th pitch of the 4th ab.
Swing: 710
Pitch: 299
Diff: 411
Result: K
1 out, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6
SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-3 / K,DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607049?1008?7028)
Pie looking to shut the door on the Reapers' here to give the McDophers the best chance possible, Jeterson up looking to get on base in any way this game.
Congratulations!
Perome gets a nice piece of a breaking ball that, while not going very far due to a clear focus on contact above power for this AB, is more than enough for him to get in at first with no trouble!
**Swing:** 202
**Pitch:** 348
**Diff:** 146
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 5
SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs
SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1-1 / 1B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607048?3005?2075)
Copenhagen up as the McDophers are starting to run out of road in this one. All still to play for though.
no baserunners here, not no one not no how.
Sanchez comes back to set the McDophers down 1-2-3 just like the strikes Cope sees for the third out.
Swing: 225
Pitch: 808
Diff: 417
Result: K
3 outs, inning over
Surprise!
The sudden switch in umps evidently startles Spike, and the flail of the bat accidentally slaps the ball thrown by Pablo over to Jeterson on third for the easy groundout.
**Swing:** 456
**Pitch:** 208
**Diff:** 248
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Smitty lifts one in the air to straightaway left field and the catch is made for out number one.
**Swing:** 517
**Pitch:** 286
**Diff:** 231
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
CJ lifts one in the air and it lands in the centerfielder Smittys glove for out number three.
**Swing:** 812
**Pitch:** 18
**Diff:** 206
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 5
SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607044?1008?7026)
Appearance number three for Gall, what happens this time?
rigged it is.
Gall has the gall to blame the umps when he slaps the ball weakly into the dirt in front of the plate.
Pie grabs it on the mound and flips it underhand to first for the 2nd out in the 5th.
**Swing:** 420
**Pitch:** 62
**Diff:** 358
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 5
SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607043?1008?1113)
Top of the fifth, Cookie Mongster leading off looking to increase the margin for Carolina by kickstarting another rally.
A groundball is mashed right back to the mound, and Pie quickly scoops it to Shags for the out.
**Swing:** 49
**Pitch:** 327
**Diff:** 278
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4
SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs
SMD RF [Lazer Dave](/u/BikeNamedSlater) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607042?3005?8020)
Lazer Dave up with some dark clouds hanging over this half-inning for the McDophers after two easy outs for Sanchez.
Well, I've got bad news. When it rains, it really pours, in the form of a 1-2-3 inning for the McDophers. Hope you brought your rain jacket!
**Swing:** 244
**Pitch:** 437
**Diff:** 193
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4
SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 0-1 / IBB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607041?3005?6047)
Chin up now, bases empty, one out.
A weak flyout to center field does seem to make the previous intentional walk a moot point.
**Swing:** 685
**Pitch:** 906
**Diff:** 221
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4
SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD 3B [Bradle Beamen](/u/Beadlejuice44) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607040?3005?6046)
Beamen leading off for SMD after the Reapers managed to eke out an extra run.
That's great!
Unfortunately like the Bears' offence you drop the ball here due to your celebrations, and Pablo gets the easy strikeout.
**Swing:** 440
**Pitch:** 863
**Diff:** 423
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 5 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ○ ● 2 Outs
CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 0-2 / FO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607039?1008?5032)
Entman up now after a clutch play from Yaxley.
Your team has a good shot at doing that as time ticks down for the McDophers. However, Pie has managed to get you to sky this ball straight up in the air for Copenhagen to catch with ease for the final out.
Bottom of the fourth up next, due up are Beamen, Chin and Dave.
**Swing:** 750
**Pitch:** 12
**Diff:** 262
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ● ○ 2 Outs
CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 1-2 / 1BWH,K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607038?1008?1063)
Yaxley up looking to avoid stranding Q on third.
And he'll do it, the safety net for Carolina slightly widens as a solid single for Alex scores Q from third!
**Swing:** 555
**Pitch:** 629
**Diff:** 74
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**INFIELD IN**
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ● ○ 1 Out
CAR PH [Swan Kelly](/u/Jcoch27) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607037?1008?8010)
Kelly steps in as the last minute conditional sub.
That lack of preparedness for Kelly being called in so late may have hurt his chances of good contact though, as the ball trundles over to Shagwell at first for the easy out.
**Swing:** 638 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 246
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**INFIELD IN**
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ● ○ 1 Out
CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607037?1008?3010)
Butts up now as Pie looks to make another Reaper take their first out of the game.
**INFIELD IN**
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ● ○ 0 Out
CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1-1 / 3B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607036?1008?8013)
Johnny Drama up looking to make a safety net for the Reapers' lead as Pops brings the infield in for the McDophers.
Pie keeps a cool head despite the threat of Q on third, and gets the first out of the inning with a blistering fastball for the strikeout.
**Swing:** 501
**Pitch:** 16
**Diff:** 485
**Result:** K
1 out, Runner on 3rd
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4
SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607035?1008?1021)
Q steps up as the top of the fourth begins.
Q slaps this one right down the foul line.... It stays fair! Having beaten the shift with this one, the outfielders scramble to try and grab the ball.
The only upside is that they manage to hold Q at third, but it was real close to an inside the park homer for sure!
**Swing:** 151
**Pitch:** 129
**Diff:** 22
**Result:** 3B
0 outs, Runner on 3rd
Dan sends one on the ground to the left side. Perome picks it up and sends it across the diamond to first to get Dan and he will have to settle for some comforting from Yuffie.
**Swing:** 831
**Pitch:** 107
**Diff:** 276
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607033?3005?1151)
Lance is up now representing the tying run for the McDophers.
Lance was a poet, and he didnt know it
His magnificent beard gets in the way
the Outfielder retreats seemingly all day
until it lands right in his baseball mitt.
Swing: 333
Pitch: 528
Diff: 195
Result: FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 1 ○ ● 1 Out
SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607032?3005?4021)
Shags up with a man on first.
This ball has been absolutely shagged! A huge moonshot goes into the Kuiper Park faithful and blows this game wide open! Jeff rounds the bases to huge applause as we have a contest on our hands once again!
**Swing:** 375
**Pitch:** 353
**Diff:** 22
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
Reapers 4-3 McDophers
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 1 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607031?3005?2075)
So last time, you got a walk while asking for a single and honestly I felt kinda bad, this time should make up for it though! A nice little tap off the bat sends the ball between the infield and outfield for a solid single.
**Swing:** 117
**Pitch:** 53
**Diff:** 64
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 1 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD DH [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607030?3005?1036)
Speaking of hitters with adorable pups, here comes Spike Suzuki
Spike swings forever and ever but doesnt quite make contact as Sanchez bounces back and strikes out Spike as Lottie looks to cheer him up back it the dugout.
**Swing:** 902
**Pitch:** 424
**Diff:** 478
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607029?3005?1006)
And we're back to the McDopher batters! Hoppenscotch up next to try and leadoff a good inning for the sake of the home crowd.
No stranger to leading off an inning in style, Smitty looks for that first pitch fastball and connects when it comes.
The ball is barreled high and deep to straightaway centerfield...
That ball is high...
It is far...
it is...
**GONE**
Smitty sends the first pitch of the bottom of the third inning over the centerfield fence as the McDophers will get on the board here!
Peaches heads to home plate to meet Smitty and give him some celebratory love!
**Swing:** 789
**Pitch:** 782
**Diff:** 7
**Result:** HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3
SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs
CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-2 / DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607028?1008?7028)
Perome up looking to avoid a third groundout of the game.
and three strikes to go with those dogs!
Hey, at least it isn't a groundout.
**Swing:** 101
**Pitch:** 634
**Diff:** 467
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3
SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out
CAR RF [CJ Ayer](/u/baseballcj22) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607027?1008?7012)
CJ Ayer strolling up to the box looking to improve on a single last time up.
Ayer spends a little time thinking about what to go with, as two fastballs quickly blow by him during that time! Suddenly realising he's down 0-2, he tries to catch another fastball and swings early but Pie has rung him up expertly with a curveball to get the K!
**Swing:** 97
**Pitch:** 716
**Diff:** 381
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3
SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out
CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607026?1008?7026)
Gall up looking to repeat his last AB for sure.
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607025?1008?1113)
Roses are red, violets are blue
I could be bribed, with your foot without shoe
You swung and you swang, the pitcher delivered
Lazer Dave stepped to the plate, Chin looks like a Lizard
Sanchez dealt pitch one, the batter took for a strike
His teammates cheered still, especially Spike
Pops looked on in awe, while pitch two came in with a hurl and a shout
Lazer Dave gave it a charge, channeling the colossus of clout
The ball kept on going, straight down the line
Until it landed just foul, to the home crowds great whine
Now down in the count, no balls and two strikes
Lazer Dave looks for just the right pitch, one that he likes
The ball comes in hot, with a whirr and a hiss
The batter swings hard, only to miss
this write up is long and I'm getting tired
Sorry to say, this innings expired.
**Swing:** 216
**Pitch:** 674
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2
SMD 0 ● ○ 1 Out
SMD 3B [Bradle Beamen](/u/Beadlejuice44) 1st AB / .273[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607022?3005?6046)
The infield is in and shit
Brady can't quite make contact as the Pablo Sanchez offering is too much for him and he will go down swinging on an 0-2 pitch in the dirt.
**Swing:** 413
**Pitch:** 980
**Diff:** 433
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ● ▼ 2
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607021?3005?1023)
Well, hello there Dan.
Dan gets good wood on the ball up the middle but a nice play behind the second base bag by the second baseman turns this one into an out as the runner scampers to third on the play.
**Swing:** 916
**Pitch:** 729
**Diff:** 187
**Result:** GORA
1 out, Runner on 3rd
You set your own swing free onto it's own comment tree!
You hit the ball strong, long and far, but it bounces once in the outfield grass before skipping over the wall to be free, so a ground rule double for thee.
**Swing:** 333
**Pitch:** 363
**Diff:** 30
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607020?3005?1151)
Lance up as the McDophers look to undo the damage done in the top of the inning.
**PITCHING CHANGE**
**Atlas Quin on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs
CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607019?1008?5032)
Crumblepuff appears to have fallen asleep on the mound and so with minutes to spare McDophers management wheels him off back to the dugout, and out comes Dopher vet Atlas Quin to toss the ball from here.
Entman up with yet another runner on third just waiting to score, with a bonus man on first thrown in!
Technically correct.
However this is a routine flyout to finally end the top of the first anyway so it's a moot point.
**Swing:** 609
**Pitch:** 408
**Diff:** 201
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
**PITCHING CHANGE ALERT**
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
CAR 4 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs
CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607018?1140?1063)
And with that, Diego gets hooked, and in comes Bartholomew Crumblepuff in relief for the McDophers.
Alex Yaxley is up as the first Reaper to face the new pitcher.
*Nice.*
Nice enough that while you get stuck at first, Jarey has enough speed to fully round second and make it all the way to third to put runners on the corners once more!
**Swing:** 69
**Pitch:** 126
**Diff:** 57
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 3 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs
CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607017?3027?3010)
Now it's up to Jarey to prevent the runner on third being stranded. Can they follow Q's example?
In what is becoming repeat viewing this inning, another piece of good contact gets the ball past the infielders, skipping along the grass into the glove of Chin this time, who can only do enough to hold Butts at first as Johnny Drama speeds across home plate for Carolina's fourth run of the game!
**Swing:** 721
**Pitch:** 799
**Diff:** 78
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 2 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs
CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607016?3027?8013)
Can Carolina keep the rally going? Johnny Drama sure hopes so.
I'll do you one better! How about a 3B to go 3-0?
This ball is mashed hard by Johnny, but the angle is just low enough to stop it going out of reach. However, with the positioning right in the corner away from all the outfielders, there's tons of room for him to motor all the way around to third, as Q hauls himself all the way round to home!
**Swing:** 22
**Pitch:** 1
**Diff:** 21
**Result:** 3B
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 1 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs
CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607015?3027?1021)
Q is now up looking to avoid stranding Gall at third.
Thank you for being polite.
As Q finishes his niceties with the umpire, a pitch comes flying in from Diego, and miraculously, Kimbrel makes solid contact!
The ball bounces and leaps past Shagwell at first, where Lazer manages to collect it and toss it back to prevent anything more than a single for the batter. Gall, however, is home free and crosses the plate to make it 2-0!
**Swing:** 780
**Pitch:** 688
**Diff:** 92
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 1 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ● ● 0 Out
CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607014?3027?7028)
**INFIELD IN**
Crazy how nothing went wrong that last AB.
Perome up with runners on the corners.
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ● ▲ 2
SMD 0 ● ○ 0 Out
CAR RF [CJ Ayer](/u/baseballcj22) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607013?3027?7012)
**INFIELD IN**
The McDophers pull in the infielders in order to try and prevent the run here as Ayer walks up with two runners in scoring position.
No nobletiger for you, because you're getting an RBI!
CJ beats the infield in, slapping a single past the defensive shift to score Mongster from third, and move Gall up as well!
**Swing:** 412
**Pitch:** 555
**Diff:** 143
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out
CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607012?3027?7026)
Gall up looking to string some hits together.
Gall gets a big hit right into the gap for a huge double to get runners in scoring position for the reapers! It's another jam for Medina!
**Swing:** 699
**Pitch:** 736
**Diff:** 37
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 1st AB / .769[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607011?3027?1113)
Back for the second!
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs
SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607010?3005?4021)
Shags up with a runner on first.
Annnnnd that's all she wrote for the first, a weak groundout goes straight to Cookie at first for the out.
**Swing:** 750
**Pitch:** 500
**Diff:** 250
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs
SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .615[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607009?3005?2075)
The McDophers' catcher strolls into the batters box representing the potential final out of the first inning.
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD DH [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607008?3005?1036)
Spike up next following the leadoff grounder.
Too busy focused on the fall, Suzuki fails to see the rising fastball down the plate leading to a swing-and-miss strikeout.
**Swing:** 52
**Pitch:** 566
**Diff:** 486
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607007?3005?1006)
McDophers up after Medina gets out of a massive jam.
Smitty my old friend, I'm afraid this has not gone well. Weak contact means a grounder to Perome at third and the easy out for Carolina.
**Swing:** 459
**Pitch:** 828
**Diff:** 369
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ● ▲ 1
SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs
CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 1st AB / .571[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607006?3027?5032)
Diego is almost out of the jam but based on batting averages, is entering the heart of the Reapers' lineup.
Big game moments aplenty already in the first inning as Entman steps up to the plate.
Well, it's good to meet expectations sometimes. Maybe not this time though.
**Swing:** 600
**Pitch:** 350
**Diff:** 250
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ● ▲ 1
SMD 0 ● ● 1 Out
CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607005?3027?1063)
Bases loaded, 1 out, huge jam for Medina here, and a huge opportunity for Yaxley.
Alex is looking for that one big swing here, but unfortunately Diego catches him out with a changeup at the knees for the strikeout.
**Swing:** 1
**Pitch:** 685
**Diff:** 316
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Loaded
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ● ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out
CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607004?3027?3010)
Butts up in a real big moment.
Jarey gets some good contact on an offspeed pitch, that gets him a single as it shoots past the infielders, and with that the bases are loaded!
**Swing:** 405
**Pitch:** 321
**Diff:** 84
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Bases Loaded
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out
CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607003?3027?8013)
Johnny Drama up now with a man on base and just the one out in the inning so far.
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
321
Not so fast is the key phrase here as Johnny works a 3-2 count, and as the next pitch comes in Q bolts towards second!
However the pitch is nowhere near the zone as Drama takes it for the walk to first. Slow and steady winning this race today.
**Swing:** 321
**Pitch:** 490
**Diff:** 169
**Result:** BB
1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out
CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607002?3027?1021)
Q up next for Carolina.
You're all so polite today, I love it. Take a single for good manners (and hitting it nicely past Shagwell on first base).
**Swing:** 781
**Pitch:** 688
**Diff:** 93
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound**
CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607001?3027?7028)
Play ball!
**Pablo Pabloson on the mound** NO 0 ○ ▲ 1 CAR 0 ○ ● 0 Out NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 1st AB / .267[.](https://playbarcode/8070680706002?6015?7025)
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-2 / GO,GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607055?3005?1023) The door to Last Chance Saloon swings open, and in walks the man known as Dan Gerzone.
Alright, let's just try to get on base **456**
Unfortunately for the McDophers, there was no answer for Pablo Sanchez in this immaculate inning. Gerzone gets rung up on three pitches with a nasty curveball bringing this one to a close. The Carolina Reapers have beaten the curse, beating the Sopher McDophers 5-3! **Swing:** 456 **Pitch:** 932 **Diff:** 476 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607054?3005?1151) Lance up now hoping for a repeat of that earlier double.
Psh, I don't want a repeat! I want more.... MOARRRR! 998
I'm not quite sure what to make of how you triggered that bot but anyway. As my mother often said to me as a child, "I want never gets", except in this case you get a strikeout from Pablo on an incredibly rapid fastball for being 5 and a bit inning deep. **Swing:** 998 **Pitch:** 601 **Diff:** 397 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
Guessing the bot probably searches for comments that contain "ARRRR!"
Ahoy Lummoxx! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: Psh, me don't want a repeat! me want more.... MOARRRR! 998
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**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1-2 / HR,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607053?3005?4021)
690
No heroics from Shags this time as he goes down swinging on strikes. **Swing:** 690 **Pitch:** 150 **Diff:** 460 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 3 ○ ● 2 Outs CAR RF [Swan Kelly](/u/Jcoch27) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607052?1008?8010)
614
Kelly rolls over on the first pitch and that will send this one to the bottom of the 6th where the McDophers look to make a rally for the home crowd! **Swing:** 614 **Pitch:** 270 **Diff:** 344 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 3 ○ ● 1 Out CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1-2 / K,3B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607051?1008?8013)
Reap 666
insert reap what you sow joke or something idk my head hurts. **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 26 **Diff:** 360 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 3 ○ ● 0 Out CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 3-3 / 3B,1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607050?1008?1021) Probably not the guy Pie wanted to see with a man now on base, hottest bat of the game Q Kimbrel is up next.
710 please
Q can't quite complete the 4/4 day vs the other longtime veteran Pie and will go down swinging on the 4th pitch of the 4th ab. Swing: 710 Pitch: 299 Diff: 411 Result: K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-3 / K,DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607049?1008?7028) Pie looking to shut the door on the Reapers' here to give the McDophers the best chance possible, Jeterson up looking to get on base in any way this game.
Will I go 0-4 amongst our 100 hits on the day? Hopefully not. swing 202 please
Congratulations! Perome gets a nice piece of a breaking ball that, while not going very far due to a clear focus on contact above power for this AB, is more than enough for him to get in at first with no trouble! **Swing:** 202 **Pitch:** 348 **Diff:** 146 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1-1 / 1B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607048?3005?2075) Copenhagen up as the McDophers are starting to run out of road in this one. All still to play for though.
Hello. A baserunner is the goal so 225 please.
no baserunners here, not no one not no how. Sanchez comes back to set the McDophers down 1-2-3 just like the strikes Cope sees for the third out. Swing: 225 Pitch: 808 Diff: 417 Result: K 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607047?3005?1036)
Hey oogie 456 blaze it
Surprise! The sudden switch in umps evidently startles Spike, and the flail of the bat accidentally slaps the ball thrown by Pablo over to Jeterson on third for the easy groundout. **Swing:** 456 **Pitch:** 208 **Diff:** 248 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
Also happy day off
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1-2 / HR,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607046?3005?1006)
517
Smitty lifts one in the air to straightaway left field and the catch is made for out number one. **Swing:** 517 **Pitch:** 286 **Diff:** 231 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs CAR LF [CJ Ayer](/u/baseballcj22) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607045?1008?7012)
idk, lets try 812 pls
CJ lifts one in the air and it lands in the centerfielder Smittys glove for out number three. **Swing:** 812 **Pitch:** 18 **Diff:** 206 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607044?1008?7026) Appearance number three for Gall, what happens this time?
a dinger ofc if i dont hit a dinger this rigged 420 blaze it
rigged it is. Gall has the gall to blame the umps when he slaps the ball weakly into the dirt in front of the plate. Pie grabs it on the mound and flips it underhand to first for the 2nd out in the 5th. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 62 **Diff:** 358 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607043?1008?1113) Top of the fifth, Cookie Mongster leading off looking to increase the margin for Carolina by kickstarting another rally.
49
A groundball is mashed right back to the mound, and Pie quickly scoops it to Shags for the out. **Swing:** 49 **Pitch:** 327 **Diff:** 278 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Lazer Dave](/u/BikeNamedSlater) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607042?3005?8020) Lazer Dave up with some dark clouds hanging over this half-inning for the McDophers after two easy outs for Sanchez.
Rain rain go away, **do not** come back some other day 244
Well, I've got bad news. When it rains, it really pours, in the form of a 1-2-3 inning for the McDophers. Hope you brought your rain jacket! **Swing:** 244 **Pitch:** 437 **Diff:** 193 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 0-1 / IBB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607041?3005?6047) Chin up now, bases empty, one out.
IBBing a .235 hitter is about as silly as making up stories for attention to people you will never meet. 685, back to the dugout I go!
Almost as silly as IBBing two batters with a man on first to load the bases?!
Nah that’s never been done before, that’s crazy.
KingYoshi more like KingHOshi lmao got em’
Almost as silly as joining a team to be a catcher when you had offers to be a pitcher when you wanted to pitch.
Scoreboard
Wow, only took you 4 days to come up with that super original response. Your mom is probably so proud
A weak flyout to center field does seem to make the previous intentional walk a moot point. **Swing:** 685 **Pitch:** 906 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 3B [Bradle Beamen](/u/Beadlejuice44) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607040?3005?6046) Beamen leading off for SMD after the Reapers managed to eke out an extra run.
Hi. The Lions beat the Bears in Chicago. Tell your friends 440
That's great! Unfortunately like the Bears' offence you drop the ball here due to your celebrations, and Pablo gets the easy strikeout. **Swing:** 440 **Pitch:** 863 **Diff:** 423 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
Don’t care, bears suck go lions
I can wholeheartedly agree as a depressed Packers fan.
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 5 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ○ ● 2 Outs CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 0-2 / FO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607039?1008?5032) Entman up now after a clutch play from Yaxley.
#BeatTheCurse 750
Your team has a good shot at doing that as time ticks down for the McDophers. However, Pie has managed to get you to sky this ball straight up in the air for Copenhagen to catch with ease for the final out. Bottom of the fourth up next, due up are Beamen, Chin and Dave. **Swing:** 750 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 262 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ● ○ 2 Outs CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 1-2 / 1BWH,K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607038?1008?1063) Yaxley up looking to avoid stranding Q on third.
555
And he'll do it, the safety net for Carolina slightly widens as a solid single for Alex scores Q from third! **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 629 **Diff:** 74 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**INFIELD IN** **Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ● ○ 1 Out CAR PH [Swan Kelly](/u/Jcoch27) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607037?1008?8010) Kelly steps in as the last minute conditional sub.
That lack of preparedness for Kelly being called in so late may have hurt his chances of good contact though, as the ball trundles over to Shagwell at first for the easy out. **Swing:** 638 (via DM) **Pitch:** 246 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**INFIELD IN** **Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ● ○ 1 Out CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607037?1008?3010) Butts up now as Pie looks to make another Reaper take their first out of the game.
**INFIELD IN** **Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ● ○ 0 Out CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1-1 / 3B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607036?1008?8013) Johnny Drama up looking to make a safety net for the Reapers' lead as Pops brings the infield in for the McDophers.
501
Pie keeps a cool head despite the threat of Q on third, and gets the first out of the inning with a blistering fastball for the strikeout. **Swing:** 501 **Pitch:** 16 **Diff:** 485 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 3rd
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607035?1008?1021) Q steps up as the top of the fourth begins.
151 please
Q slaps this one right down the foul line.... It stays fair! Having beaten the shift with this one, the outfielders scramble to try and grab the ball. The only upside is that they manage to hold Q at third, but it was real close to an inside the park homer for sure! **Swing:** 151 **Pitch:** 129 **Diff:** 22 **Result:** 3B 0 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-1 / GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607034?3005?1023)
**831**
Dan sends one on the ground to the left side. Perome picks it up and sends it across the diamond to first to get Dan and he will have to settle for some comforting from Yuffie. **Swing:** 831 **Pitch:** 107 **Diff:** 276 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607033?3005?1151) Lance is up now representing the tying run for the McDophers.
I still have that tree It really likes me So I'm gonna swing it again 333
Lance was a poet, and he didnt know it His magnificent beard gets in the way the Outfielder retreats seemingly all day until it lands right in his baseball mitt. Swing: 333 Pitch: 528 Diff: 195 Result: FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 1 ○ ● 1 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607032?3005?4021) Shags up with a man on first.
375
This ball has been absolutely shagged! A huge moonshot goes into the Kuiper Park faithful and blows this game wide open! Jeff rounds the bases to huge applause as we have a contest on our hands once again! **Swing:** 375 **Pitch:** 353 **Diff:** 22 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty Reapers 4-3 McDophers
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 1 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607031?3005?2075)
117
So last time, you got a walk while asking for a single and honestly I felt kinda bad, this time should make up for it though! A nice little tap off the bat sends the ball between the infield and outfield for a solid single. **Swing:** 117 **Pitch:** 53 **Diff:** 64 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 1 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD DH [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607030?3005?1036) Speaking of hitters with adorable pups, here comes Spike Suzuki
902 forever
Spike swings forever and ever but doesnt quite make contact as Sanchez bounces back and strikes out Spike as Lottie looks to cheer him up back it the dugout. **Swing:** 902 **Pitch:** 424 **Diff:** 478 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607029?3005?1006) And we're back to the McDopher batters! Hoppenscotch up next to try and leadoff a good inning for the sake of the home crowd.
789
No stranger to leading off an inning in style, Smitty looks for that first pitch fastball and connects when it comes. The ball is barreled high and deep to straightaway centerfield... That ball is high... It is far... it is... **GONE** Smitty sends the first pitch of the bottom of the third inning over the centerfield fence as the McDophers will get on the board here! Peaches heads to home plate to meet Smitty and give him some celebratory love! **Swing:** 789 **Pitch:** 782 **Diff:** 7 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-2 / DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607028?1008?7028) Perome up looking to avoid a third groundout of the game.
uhh 101 dalmatians
and three strikes to go with those dogs! Hey, at least it isn't a groundout. **Swing:** 101 **Pitch:** 634 **Diff:** 467 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out CAR RF [CJ Ayer](/u/baseballcj22) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607027?1008?7012) CJ Ayer strolling up to the box looking to improve on a single last time up.
Hmmm let’s go with 97 pls
Ayer spends a little time thinking about what to go with, as two fastballs quickly blow by him during that time! Suddenly realising he's down 0-2, he tries to catch another fastball and swings early but Pie has rung him up expertly with a curveball to get the K! **Swing:** 97 **Pitch:** 716 **Diff:** 381 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607026?1008?7026) Gall up looking to repeat his last AB for sure.
no i dont wanna repeat 69
Okay, I'm sorry for presuming. Here's a strikeout instead. **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 463 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607025?1008?1113)
800
there once was a man from nantucket... Mong hits a single **Swing:** 800 **Pitch:** 698 **Diff:** 102 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs SMD RF [Lazer Dave](/u/BikeNamedSlater) 1st AB / .154[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607024?3005?8020)
Roses are red, violets are blue…this won’t rhyme, but **216**
Roses are red, violets are blue I could be bribed, with your foot without shoe You swung and you swang, the pitcher delivered Lazer Dave stepped to the plate, Chin looks like a Lizard Sanchez dealt pitch one, the batter took for a strike His teammates cheered still, especially Spike Pops looked on in awe, while pitch two came in with a hurl and a shout Lazer Dave gave it a charge, channeling the colossus of clout The ball kept on going, straight down the line Until it landed just foul, to the home crowds great whine Now down in the count, no balls and two strikes Lazer Dave looks for just the right pitch, one that he likes The ball comes in hot, with a whirr and a hiss The batter swings hard, only to miss this write up is long and I'm getting tired Sorry to say, this innings expired. **Swing:** 216 **Pitch:** 674 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607023?3005?6047)
lol J/K as Chin is intentionally walked as Carolina co-GM Kevin James waves up 4 fingers to the ump. **Result:** IBB
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 1 Out SMD 3B [Bradle Beamen](/u/Beadlejuice44) 1st AB / .273[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607022?3005?6046) The infield is in and shit
Infield is in and shit and I wanna hit 413
Brady can't quite make contact as the Pablo Sanchez offering is too much for him and he will go down swinging on an 0-2 pitch in the dirt. **Swing:** 413 **Pitch:** 980 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
[удалено]
I mean, I will gladly swing again if I can
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ● ▼ 2 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607021?3005?1023) Well, hello there Dan.
*General Kenobi* **916**
Dan gets good wood on the ball up the middle but a nice play behind the second base bag by the second baseman turns this one into an out as the runner scampers to third on the play. **Swing:** 916 **Pitch:** 729 **Diff:** 187 **Result:** GORA 1 out, Runner on 3rd
Look at me holding this tree I want to set the damn ball free! 333
You set your own swing free onto it's own comment tree! You hit the ball strong, long and far, but it bounces once in the outfield grass before skipping over the wall to be free, so a ground rule double for thee. **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 363 **Diff:** 30 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Lance Lummoxx](/u/Lummoxx) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607020?3005?1151) Lance up as the McDophers look to undo the damage done in the top of the inning.
**PITCHING CHANGE** **Atlas Quin on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607019?1008?5032) Crumblepuff appears to have fallen asleep on the mound and so with minutes to spare McDophers management wheels him off back to the dugout, and out comes Dopher vet Atlas Quin to toss the ball from here. Entman up with yet another runner on third just waiting to score, with a bonus man on first thrown in!
With 2 out its impossible for me to GiDP 609
Technically correct. However this is a routine flyout to finally end the top of the first anyway so it's a moot point. **Swing:** 609 **Pitch:** 408 **Diff:** 201 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**PITCHING CHANGE ALERT** **Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** CAR 4 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607018?1140?1063) And with that, Diego gets hooked, and in comes Bartholomew Crumblepuff in relief for the McDophers. Alex Yaxley is up as the first Reaper to face the new pitcher.
69
*Nice.* Nice enough that while you get stuck at first, Jarey has enough speed to fully round second and make it all the way to third to put runners on the corners once more! **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 126 **Diff:** 57 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 3 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607017?3027?3010) Now it's up to Jarey to prevent the runner on third being stranded. Can they follow Q's example?
721
In what is becoming repeat viewing this inning, another piece of good contact gets the ball past the infielders, skipping along the grass into the glove of Chin this time, who can only do enough to hold Butts at first as Johnny Drama speeds across home plate for Carolina's fourth run of the game! **Swing:** 721 **Pitch:** 799 **Diff:** 78 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 2 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607016?3027?8013) Can Carolina keep the rally going? Johnny Drama sure hopes so.
Lots of twos up on the scoreboard. Let’s go with 22 to keep it going!
I'll do you one better! How about a 3B to go 3-0? This ball is mashed hard by Johnny, but the angle is just low enough to stop it going out of reach. However, with the positioning right in the corner away from all the outfielders, there's tons of room for him to motor all the way around to third, as Q hauls himself all the way round to home! **Swing:** 22 **Pitch:** 1 **Diff:** 21 **Result:** 3B 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 1 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607015?3027?1021) Q is now up looking to avoid stranding Gall at third.
780 please
Thank you for being polite. As Q finishes his niceties with the umpire, a pitch comes flying in from Diego, and miraculously, Kimbrel makes solid contact! The ball bounces and leaps past Shagwell at first, where Lazer manages to collect it and toss it back to prevent anything more than a single for the batter. Gall, however, is home free and crosses the plate to make it 2-0! **Swing:** 780 **Pitch:** 688 **Diff:** 92 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 1 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ● ● 0 Out CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607014?3027?7028) **INFIELD IN** Crazy how nothing went wrong that last AB. Perome up with runners on the corners.
Here's to this AB going as smooth as the last one. 251 please
Well, you brought this into existence to be honest. **Swing:** 251 **Pitch:** 709 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** DP 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ● ▲ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 0 Out CAR RF [CJ Ayer](/u/baseballcj22) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607013?3027?7012) **INFIELD IN** The McDophers pull in the infielders in order to try and prevent the run here as Ayer walks up with two runners in scoring position.
Let’s try and get into nobletiger territory 412 pls
No nobletiger for you, because you're getting an RBI! CJ beats the infield in, slapping a single past the defensive shift to score Mongster from third, and move Gall up as well! **Swing:** 412 **Pitch:** 555 **Diff:** 143 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out CAR SS [Cameron Gall](/u/crazycow200) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607012?3027?7026) Gall up looking to string some hits together.
699
Gall gets a big hit right into the gap for a huge double to get runners in scoring position for the reapers! It's another jam for Medina! **Swing:** 699 **Pitch:** 736 **Diff:** 37 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster_03) 1st AB / .769[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607011?3027?1113) Back for the second!
255
It's a leadoff single for the Mongster! **Swing:** 255 **Pitch:** 193 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607010?3005?4021) Shags up with a runner on first.
750
Annnnnd that's all she wrote for the first, a weak groundout goes straight to Cookie at first for the out. **Swing:** 750 **Pitch:** 500 **Diff:** 250 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD C [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .615[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607009?3005?2075) The McDophers' catcher strolls into the batters box representing the potential final out of the first inning.
41 and single me bby
I can't do a single but I can offer the same end result? **Swing:** 41 **Pitch:** 217 **Diff:** 176 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607008?3005?1036) Spike up next following the leadoff grounder.
Happy fall y’all 52
Too busy focused on the fall, Suzuki fails to see the rising fastball down the plate leading to a swing-and-miss strikeout. **Swing:** 52 **Pitch:** 566 **Diff:** 486 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Pablo Sanchez on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607007?3005?1006) McDophers up after Medina gets out of a massive jam.
459
Smitty my old friend, I'm afraid this has not gone well. Weak contact means a grounder to Perome at third and the easy out for Carolina. **Swing:** 459 **Pitch:** 828 **Diff:** 369 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ● ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs CAR DH [Sander Entman](/u/boliestro) 1st AB / .571[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607006?3027?5032) Diego is almost out of the jam but based on batting averages, is entering the heart of the Reapers' lineup. Big game moments aplenty already in the first inning as Entman steps up to the plate.
I expect nothing but disappointment from this ab 600
Well, it's good to meet expectations sometimes. Maybe not this time though. **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 350 **Diff:** 250 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ● ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 1 Out CAR C [Alex Yaxley](/u/BIGxM1KE) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607005?3027?1063) Bases loaded, 1 out, huge jam for Medina here, and a huge opportunity for Yaxley.
1
Alex is looking for that one big swing here, but unfortunately Diego catches him out with a changeup at the knees for the strikeout. **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 685 **Diff:** 316 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Loaded
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ● ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out CAR LF [Jarey Butts](/u/CostliestPrism0) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607004?3027?3010) Butts up in a real big moment.
405
Jarey gets some good contact on an offspeed pitch, that gets him a single as it shoots past the infielders, and with that the bases are loaded! **Swing:** 405 **Pitch:** 321 **Diff:** 84 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Bases Loaded
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out CAR 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607003?3027?8013) Johnny Drama up now with a man on base and just the one out in the inning so far.
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya" That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina 321
Not so fast is the key phrase here as Johnny works a 3-2 count, and as the next pitch comes in Q bolts towards second! However the pitch is nowhere near the zone as Drama takes it for the walk to first. Slow and steady winning this race today. **Swing:** 321 **Pitch:** 490 **Diff:** 169 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out CAR CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607002?3027?1021) Q up next for Carolina.
781 please
You're all so polite today, I love it. Take a single for good manners (and hitting it nicely past Shagwell on first base). **Swing:** 781 **Pitch:** 688 **Diff:** 93 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Diego Medina on the mound** CAR 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out CAR 3B [Perome Jeterson](/u/rhezz12) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8060780607001?3027?7028) Play ball!
Go Reapers, 470 please.
A simple groundout starts the game for Carolina. **Swing:** 470 **Pitch:** 124 **Diff:** 346 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty