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Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 7 NO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 1-3 / GO,GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308061?5030?3038)


cjoneil88

One swing will end this game. It just takes one. So let's swing 1.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

New Orleans fans everywhere are cheering on their favorite son. Who else would they rather have in the box in a moment like this? Nobody! Crawford steps in knowing all it takes is 1 swing. Digglet knows he needs to be careful but he also needs to attack. Strike one! Crawford calmly takes the first pitch curve. Not what he was looking for. Ball outside! Digglet tries to go a bit further outside hoping to get Lincon to chase but no dice. Ball two!! Dirk switches up and tries to bust Crawford in with a fastball but misses badly forcing Lincoln to jump out of the way. Steeeeerike two!!! Once again Lincon calmly takes a pitch for a strike, this time a fastball that catches the outside corner. The fans are getting antsy but remain loud as ever as Digglet comes set. **CRACK!!!** That ball is high! That ball is DEEEP! IT! IS!! **OUTTA HERE!!!** Crawford was looking changeup the whole time and he doesn't miss. The ball was actually low and out of the zone but Crawford was sitting on the offspeed pitch and absolutely did not miss! A moon shot into the right field bleachers is going to walk this one off and give the Crawdads their first win of the season! **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 998 **Diff:** 3 **Result:** HR 6-5 Crawdads Win!!!


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 7 NO 5 ○ ● 0 Out NO CF [Robert Atech](/u/Ticanaru) 2-3 / 2B,K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308059?5030?3065)


Ticanaru

500


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Atech takes a ball just outside to bring the count full. Digglet goes with the slide step anticipating a hit and run and sure enough, HDJ takes off with the pitch. Atech swings over the top of the change up for strike 3 and Mo Mo comes up firing. Despite the offspeed pitch from Digglet, Mo is able to nail HDJ with relative ease. The combination of the slide step and the pitch being on the outer half of the plate gives Mo a clear throwing window that he uses to perfection! What a huge sequence of events for both teams! Swing is resulted first: **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 192 **Diff:** 308 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st Now the steal after the strike out: **Steal:** 846 **Catcher:** 360 **Diff:** 486 **Result:** Caught Stealing 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 7 NO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out NO 2B [Hot Dog Jeopardy](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy) 0-3 / K,GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308058?5030?4069)


Twilight_Ike_Galaxy

615


Space_Cowboys_MLN

HDJ shows a good eye and frankly a set of stones as he takes the 3-2 pitch juuuuust outside for ball four. Digglet really wanted that pitch but the umpire says it was just wide. **Swing:** 615 **Pitch:** 755 **Diff:** 140 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 7 NO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 0-2 / BB,FO,DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308057?3042?3080)


thedarkonesarehere

922


Space_Cowboys_MLN

McMartinez has definitely found her groove. Dingerhitter cant's catchup to the outside fastball and just like that we are headed to the bottom of the 7th. A dominant inning from McMartinez gives the Crawdads another chance to walk off the Serpents! **Swing:** 922 **Pitch:** 367 **Diff:** 445 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 7 NO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS CF [Scherbie Fully-Loaded](/u/twinsfan94) 1-3 / K,GO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308056?3042?6029)


twinsfan94

111


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Scherbie had the big hit last game but comes up empty this time. McMartinez fools Scherbie with a gorgeous change up that dives out of the zone well below Full-Loaded's bat for strike 3! **Swing:** 111 **Pitch:** 613 **Diff:** 498 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 7 NO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS DH [Todd Bonzalez](/u/Spear585) 1-2 / DP,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308055?3042?8029)


Spear585

765


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Crawford takes the ball to the bag himself for out number one. A strong start for Joanna as she looks to keep the score where it is here in extras. **Swing:** 765 **Pitch:** 472 **Diff:** 293 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 1-3 / GO,3B,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308054?5030?7025)


BrockSlamson

333


Space_Cowboys_MLN

A collective groan is issued by the 40,000+ in attendance as Rudnikov sends a grounder to third. Skellinger is up to the task and sends us to extras when ball slaps leather well ahead of runner. To the 7th we go all tied up at 5 apiece! **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 711 **Diff:** 378 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out NO SS [Nate Lewis](/u/SonicRainboom13) 1-2 / GO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308053?5030?1162)


SonicRainboom13

531


Space_Cowboys_MLN

A grounder to 2B turns into the second out of the inning. **Swing:** 531 **Pitch:** 177 **Diff:** 354 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out NO DH [Good Juju](/u/DatYoshiDude) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308052?5030?5040)


DatYoshiDude

Juju would be lying if he said he wasn't hoping to be the hero here. The crowd is going nuts, having seen Juju's last walk off homer back in his rookie year. They're hoping to see some more magic, and he's willing to deliver. Gearing up to launch this one, or at least get on base, Juju focusses in and swings 901


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Pressing too hard while trying to force the issue, Juju chases a pitch that might have been above his head. That'll be the 3rd strikeout of the day for Juju and the 4th for Digglet. **Swing:** 901 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 2-2 / 1B,2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308051?3042?6004)


tweezletorp

475


Space_Cowboys_MLN

McMartinez has really held the Aruba bats in check the last few hitters and it is no different here. A huge strikeout to end the inning gets an enormous eruption from the home crowd. We head to the bottom of the 6th where the Crawdads will look to walkoff the Serpents! **Swing:** 475 **Pitch:** 1 **Diff:** 474 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS LF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 0-2 / K,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308050?3042?3056)


wiulamas

950


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Lewis is a busy man, a grounder to short will turn into a quick 2nd out after Nate makes the throw to first in plenty of time to get the out. **Swing:** 950 **Pitch:** 337 **Diff:** 387 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 6 NO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 1-1 / 1BWH,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308049?3042?2097)


Bearded_Wildcard

650


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Sorry for the delay, my afternoon nap went a bit long! Long is not a problem for Dirtbag in this situation. The 2-1 pitch is sent high into the air just behind the pitchers mound. The New Orleans infield converges but ultimately Nate Lewis takes charge and makes the catch. **Swing:** 650 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 230 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 5 NO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO C [Jethro McDungle](/u/DeagleReagan) 1-2 / IF1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308048?5030?7024)


DeagleReagan

155 Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life (larger than life) Somewhere after midnight, in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder, rising with the heat It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life (larger than life) Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I would swear that there's someone somewhere, watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach like fire in my blood I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero (hero) I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life (larger than life)


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Let's go Steve walks warily down the street With his brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Machine guns ready to go Are you ready hey are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat yeah Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust!!! **Swing:** 155 **Pitch:** 689 **Diff:** 466 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ● ▼ 5 NO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO RF [Junebug Wray](/u/Joester09) 1-2 / 2B,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308047?5030?2080)


Joester09

It's big boy season 832


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**DADDY HACK!!!** Junebug nearly swings out of his shoes and the resounding CRACK of the bat sends shockwaves into the first few rows of the stands. The New Orleans crowd is just as defining! Chalupa doesn't move an inch in left and Dirk simply demands another ball as Junebug rounds the bases. Punch and counterpunch. That has been the game's story, with this counterpunch landing the hardest. We had a brief reprieve but chaos reigns supreme once again with the score now knotted at 5 apiece! **Swing:** 832 **Pitch:** 813 **Diff:** 19 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty, 5-5 Tie game!


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ● ▼ 5 NO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out NO 3B [Bob Dunagee](/u/baer89) 2-2 / 3B,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308046?5030?3017)


baer89

504


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Second verse same as the first! Skellinger looks Atech back to 2B before making the throw across the diamond to get the out. **Swing:** 504 **Pitch:** 795 **Diff:** 291 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ● ▼ 5 NO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out NO 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308045?5030?3038)


cjoneil88

One 900 swing resulting in a 900-foot home run, please.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

You are going to have to settle for a grounder that hit 900 pieces of dirt. Skellinger looks Atech back to 2B before making the throw across the diamond to get the out. **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 202 **Diff:** 302 **Result:** GO 1 out, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 5 NO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out NO CF [Robert Atech](/u/Ticanaru) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308044?5030?3065)


Ticanaru

#467


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Perhaps I spoke too soon? Atech lines a gapper into left center field for a leadoff double! **Swing:** 467 **Pitch:** 405 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 5 NO 3 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 1-2 / 2BWH,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308043?3042?5011)


TheLastBison

Let's reach into the bucket and see if we can find another drumstick. Swing 543.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Funnily enough, I had chicken for dinner. Sadly, for you, no hit this time around. A grounder to second will end the inning as the pitchers have found their footing and settled things down. We head to the bottom of the 5th with Aruba still on top 5-3! **Swing:** 543 **Pitch:** 851 **Diff:** 308 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 5 NO 3 ○ ● 1 Out ASS RF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 0-2 / FC,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308042?3042?8014)


VishyVCA

You know. I can’t even think of a thing to say. I just want a hit man. Appreciate you for umping, hope you having a good week. 500


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Jack Canfield is the creator of the Chicken Soup for the Soul Series. He’s also one of the best motivational speakers, professional coach, and an incredibly inspiring author who published The Success Principles. Jack and his co-author Mark Victor Hansen pitched the original Chicken Soup for the Soul to over 130 different publishers. But none of them were interested and said no one “wants to read 100 inspirational stories.” After 100+ pitches, their agent dropped them as well, but they were determined to get the book published. Luckily they never gave up and continued to persevere until their book was picked up by a small publisher in Florida. Now there are over 250 Chicken Soup for the Soul Books and over 500 MILLION copies sold worldwide. If they had given up these inspirational stories wouldn’t have been read across the world and they wouldn’t have made millions of dollars. Perseverance Lesson: **Never give up!** Could you imagine if he quit on the 129th publisher? Where would his life be now? **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 306 **Diff:** 194 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 5 NO 3 ○ ● 0 Out ASS 1B [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 1-2 / 1B,GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308041?3042?6009)


ArmadilloPenguin

I just got power back in my house, here’s hoping I also got the power back in my swing. 599


Space_Cowboys_MLN

A grounder deep in the hole between third and short is just going to be a fielders choice. Too much speed on the backend to complete the double play. **Swing:** 599 **Pitch:** 853 **Diff:** 254 **Result:** FC 1 out, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 5 NO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 0-2 / FO,DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308040?3042?3080)


thedarkonesarehere

369


Space_Cowboys_MLN

McMartinez thinks she has a strikeout when the 2-seamer clips the corner but the umpire disagrees. Ball 4 is called and the Crawdads can't believe it! **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 197 **Diff:** 172 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 4 NO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO 2B [Hot Dog Jeopardy](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308039?5030?4069)


Twilight_Ike_Galaxy

718


Space_Cowboys_MLN

The 4th inning is the inning of doom, for batters! So far today the hitters have had the upper hand but McMartinez and now Digglet have said not so fast! Digglet gets Hot Dog to chase a curveball in the dirt for strike 3 ad just like that we have an entire inning with no runs! We head to the 5th with Aruba on top 5-3! **Swing:** 718 **Pitch:** 123 **Diff:** 405 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 4 NO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 1-2 / 3B,K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308038?5030?7025)


BrockSlamson

254, and not one-i really mean this- not one digit more


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Rocco is many, many numbers short. Speaking of short, Darrell fields another grounder and makes another accurate throw to first! That is tow quick outs for Drik and the Serpents! **Swing:** 254 **Pitch:** 929 **Diff:** 325 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 4 NO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out NO SS [Nate Lewis](/u/SonicRainboom13) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308037?5030?1162)


SonicRainboom13

655


Space_Cowboys_MLN

A grounder to short on the first pitch of the inning is how the bottom of the 4th will start. Dirtbag makes the routine play to get the out as Digglet looks for a scoreless inning of his own. **Swing:** 655 **Pitch:** 359 **Diff:** 296 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 4 NO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS CF [Scherbie Fully-Loaded](/u/twinsfan94) 1-2 / GO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308036?3042?6029)


twinsfan94

333


Space_Cowboys_MLN

The first scoreless inning of the game belongs to McMartinez and the Crawdads! Scherbie goes down swinging to end the inning. A fastball in is the magical pi5ch for those keeping track at home! **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 763 **Diff:** 430 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 4 NO 3 ○ ● 0 Out ASS DH [Todd Bonzalez](/u/Spear585) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308035?3042?8029)


Spear585

144


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Bonzalez hits the 2-1 fastball from Joanna hard but the pitch had just enough movement to force a groundball. Around the horn we go, Dunaggee-Jeopardy-Crawford! 6-4-3! A beautifully turned double play by New Orleans is just what they needed as Martinez looks to be the first pitcher of the afternoon to have a scoreless inning! **Swing:** 144 **Pitch:** 567 **Diff:** 423 **Result:** DP 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

I just parked to go buy groceries. Enjoy your single! **Swing:** 375 **Pitch:** 437 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 4 NO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1-1 / 2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308034?3042?6004)


tweezletorp

375


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**NEW PITCHER** **Dirk Digglet on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 3 NO 3 ● ● 2 Outs NO DH [Good Juju](/u/DatYoshiDude) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308033?5030?5040)


DatYoshiDude

Juju is looking to both bounce back from the strikeout, and come in clutch with runners on and 2 out. There's no better time to prove your worth, and Juju bets it all with his swing of 402.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Juju's rough game continues as he can't lay off the high heat from Digglet. A huge strikeout for the All-Star reliever helps keep the Serpents in front limiting the damage to just one run! **Swing:** 402 **Pitch:** 885 **Diff:** 483 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 5 ● ▼ 3 NO 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO C [Jethro McDungle](/u/DeagleReagan) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308032?4011?7024)


DeagleReagan

1000 go big or go home


Space_Cowboys_MLN

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here! **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 860 **Diff:** 140 **Result:** IF1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 3 NO 2 ● ○ 2 Outs NO RF [Junebug Wray](/u/Joester09) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308031?4011?2080)


Joester09

Woah-oh, Amber is the colour of a scoring single 311


Space_Cowboys_MLN

What is the color of a run scoring double? Asking for a friend. **Swing:** 311 **Pitch:** 343 **Diff:** 32 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd, 5-3 ASS


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO 3B [Bob Dunagee](/u/baer89) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308030?4011?3017)


baer89

790


Space_Cowboys_MLN

2-outs seems to be Mitch's bugaboo atm and nothing is going to change here! Dunagee rips the 1-0 fastball down the first base line and into the right field corner for extra bases. Page gets to the ball but has a bit of trouble getting it out of the corner giving Bob the window he needs to go for 3! A standup two-out triple will keep the inning alive for the Crawdads as they look to answer back! **Swing:** 790 **Pitch:** 768 **Diff:** 22 **Result:** 3B 2 outs, Runner on 3rd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out NO 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308029?4011?3038)


cjoneil88

Hello ump. I have a joke for you. Why is six afraid of seven? Because 234.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

I also have a joke for you! Why does the horse eat hay? Because that's what the farmer gives him! **Swing:** 234 **Pitch:** 501 **Diff:** 267 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▼ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out NO CF [Robert Atech](/u/Ticanaru) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308028?4011?3065)


Ticanaru

#604


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Meanmug once again will be looking for a shutdown inning. Getting the first batter of the inning on 4 pitches is a pretty good start! **Swing:** 604 **Pitch:** 42 **Diff:** 438 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 5 ○ ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS LF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308027?3042?3056)


wiulamas

400


Space_Cowboys_MLN

McMartinez brushes off the single, it was a good pitch after all and gets back to business. Stike 3 is called on the fastball up much to the chagrin of Chalupa. Aruba answers back with 2 runs of their own and now lead 5-2 as we head to the bottom of the 3rd! **Swing:** 400 **Pitch:** 799 **Diff:** 399 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**NEW PITCHER!!!** **Joanna McMartinez on the mound** ASS 4 ● ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308026?3042?2097)


Bearded_Wildcard

133


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Dirtbag provides the Serpents with some more two-out magic! Down in the count 0-2, Darrell just flicks his bat out after being fooled on the curve from McMartinez. Lewis, Rudnikov, and Atech all converge on the ball but it lands safely in the Bermuda triangle for a hit! Mo Mo gets the 2-0 out jump and will score on the play giving ASS a 5-2 lead! **Swing:** 133 **Pitch:** 71 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308025?8011?5011)


TheLastBison

Let's eat some chicken. I got a big juicy drumstick. It's finger lickin' good. Swing 471


Space_Cowboys_MLN

It is a miracle Mo can even hold on to the bat with all that grease on his hands. Nevertheless, a slicing liner is going to shoot past Atech and into the right center field gap! Page got a great jump on the play and is being waved home by Ooga! The Relay throw from Lewis slips out of his hand as the grease-covered hands transferred grease to the bat which transferred grease to the ball which ultimately ends up in a 5-foot relay throw to score a run! The Serpents reclaim their 2-run lead and are primed to extend it even further! **Swing:** 471 **Pitch:** 496 **Diff:** 25 **Result:** 2BWH 2 outs, Runner on 2nd, 4-2 ASS


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ● 1 Out ASS RF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308024?8011?8014)


VishyVCA

I will not lie to you. This was a challenging one. I’ve done the scouting, I’ve done the research. I’m not sure what to do. I am distraught. I am in shambles. I just need a hit. Could this be my chance? 950


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Page is starting to press in the batters box and it shows. Chasing the 2-2 change up low and away sends a slow roller to second. The Crawdads try to turn 2 but pure hustle from Page allows him to beat out the backend keeping the inning alive!. **Swing:** 950 **Pitch:** 236 **Diff:** 286 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS 1B [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 0-1 / GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308023?8011?6009)


ArmadilloPenguin

I’m taking this swing with a Big Gulp 711


Space_Cowboys_MLN

I am thinking about getting a McFlurry. Since we both have treats no need for negativity. Enjoy your single! **Swing:** 711 **Pitch:** 603 **Diff:** 108 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▲ 3 NO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 0-1 / DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308022?8011?3080)


thedarkonesarehere

Four score and 7 homers ago… 114


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Same ol sorry ass Lambs! Go 9ers! **Swing:** 114 **Pitch:** 338 **Diff:** 224 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▼ 2 NO 2 ● ○ 2 Outs NO 2B [Hot Dog Jeopardy](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308021?4011?4069)


Twilight_Ike_Galaxy

563


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Meaning is able to limit the damage to one as he gets a grounder to short to end the inning. We head to the 3rd with Aruba out in front 3-2. **Swing:** 563 **Pitch:** 845 **Diff:** 282 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 3 ● ▼ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308020?4011?7025)


BrockSlamson

516


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Rudnikov laces the 2-2 pitch from Meanmug into right center field for extra bases! Lewis is around third and will score easily as the relay throw from Dingerhitter is a hair late. Rocco slides into 3rd with a two-out triple! On back-to-back plays, this team speed of the Crawdads has been fully displayed. They use it to their advantage to pull within one as they now trail 3-2! **Swing:** 516 **Pitch:** 497 **Diff:** 19 **Result:** 3B 2 outs, Runner on 3rd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▼ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO SS [Nate Lewis](/u/SonicRainboom13) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308019?4011?1162)


SonicRainboom13

277


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Lewis makes sure there will be no 1-2-3 inning for Meanmug. A looping liner into right center field turns into a hustle double when Lewis takes advantage of a nonchalant Page! Turn got to the ball before it went through the gap but threw a lollipop into second base. Nate saw the throw and used his speed combined with an aggressive turn to turn a single into a 2-out double! **Swing:** 277 **Pitch:** 302 **Diff:** 25 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▼ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out NO DH [Good Juju](/u/DatYoshiDude) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308018?4011?5040)


DatYoshiDude

Looking to help kickstart the offense after that truly unfortunate top of the inning, Juju sets his stance and swings 665


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Juju's intentions are good but Meanmug's slider is better. Unable to layoff the backfoot slider, Juju goes down swinging for the second out of the inning! **Swing:** 665 **Pitch:** 224 **Diff:** 441 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▼ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out NO C [Jethro McDungle](/u/DeagleReagan) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308017?4011?7024)


DeagleReagan

586


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Meanmug is looking for a shutdown inning and gets off to a good start when McDungle sends a lazy flyball to center. Scherbie glides to his left a few steps before making the catch for out number 1! **Swing:** 586 **Pitch:** 810 **Diff:** 224 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 3 ○ ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS CF [Scherbie Fully-Loaded](/u/twinsfan94) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308016?8011?6029)


twinsfan94

It's Sunday so we rock the Lord's number. 777.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

No soup for you! **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 400 **Diff:** 377 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 2 ● ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS DH [Todd Bonzalez](/u/Spear585) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308015?8011?8029)


Spear585

750


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Bonzalez is still looking for his first career hit. Pacifiera is looking to get out of the inning with just the 1 run. Things come to a head with the 3-2 pitch. DUCK!!! Todd whizzes a liner right past Pacifiera's ear and into center field for a hit. Skellinger is flying around third and is going to score on the play. Grinning ear to ear, Todd stands on first base bow with a batting average and a run batted in! It is now 3-1 Aruba here in the 2nd! **Swing:** 750 **Pitch:** 827 **Diff:** 77 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ● 2 Outs ASS 3B [Bony Skellinger](/u/Tweezletorp) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308014?8011?6004)


tweezletorp

101


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Bony sends the 1-1 pitch from Vis into the right field corner when a diving Crawford can't come up with the ball at first. Ooga is waving Dirt bag home as the throw from June bug makes it to Hot Dog. The relay throw is slightly towards the first base side of home plate. Dirtbag slides, McDungle tags...SAFE!!! Darrell just gets a toe on the plate before glove slaps thigh! Aruba is back on top 2-1!!! **Swing:** 101 **Pitch:** 73 **Diff:** 28 **Result:** 2BWH 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ● 1 Out ASS LF [Donatello Chalupa](/u/wiulamas) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308013?8011?3056)


wiulamas

245


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Chalupa flies out to center for the 2nd out of the inning. **Swing:** 245 **Pitch:** 483 **Diff:** 238 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out ASS SS [Dirtbag Darrell](/u/Bearded_wildcard) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308012?8011?2097)


Bearded_Wildcard

789


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Running errands for a few hours. Apologies in advance for the lack of writeups/box score update. **Swing:** 789 **Pitch:** 949 **Diff:** 160 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runner on 1st


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▲ 2 NO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS C [Mo Mo](/u/thelastbison) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308011?8011?5011)


TheLastBison

This looks like spot to swing a number. Gonna choose a number so I can swing then get a hit. Worst case I hope I chose a number that is close to the pitcher's number so I get on base. Let's hope this number is close. That would be an ideal outcome for the number. I choose 902 to be my number of choice. I think this number will be a good result.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

You are free to choose but you are not free from the consequences of your choices. **Swing:** 902 **Pitch:** 557 **Diff:** 345 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ● ▼ 1 NO 1 ● ○ 2 Outs NO RF [Junebug Wray](/u/Joester09) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308010?4011?2080)


Joester09

Scared money don't make money and i'm broke 606


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Love is just like a baseball game Three strikes you're out Up to bat I thought I hit a love run But to my surprise I found I didn't hit none **Swing:** 606 **Pitch:** 1000 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▼ 1 NO 0 ● ● 2 Outs NO 3B [Bob Dunagee](/u/baer89) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308009?4011?3017)


baer89

603


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Perhaps the most coveted FA of the off season, Meanmug is still trying to find his footing with Aruba. Hanging a 1-2 splitter isn't going to help. Dunagee rips the 2-1 pitch into right center field for extra bases! Atech scores easily from 3rd as Crawford lumbers around the bases stopping at third. Dunagee claps his hand and points to his teammates in the dugout as just like that the Crawdads have tied the game at 1! **Swing:** 603 **Pitch:** 646 **Diff:** 43 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd, 1-1 Tie Game


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ● ▼ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308008?4011?3038)


cjoneil88

Beautiful Saturday morning for golf. I mean fake baseball. 320.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Wakey wakey eggs and bacy. Crawford shoots a line drive into right field for a base hit! Atech slipped when he took off for third forcing Bob Winn to throw up the stop sign putting runners on the corners with 2 outs! **Swing:** 320 **Pitch:** 445 **Diff:** 125 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▼ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs NO CF [Robert Atech](/u/Ticanaru) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308007?4011?3065)


Ticanaru

#483


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Atech says no 1-2-3 inning on my watch! An automatic double will extend the inning as the gapper bounces over the wall! **Swing:** 483 **Pitch:** 444 **Diff:** 39 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▼ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out NO 2B [Hot Dog Jeopardy](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308006?4011?4069)


Twilight_Ike_Galaxy

843


Space_Cowboys_MLN

One for the money, two for the show, three to get your second straight K of the inning! **Swing:** 843 **Pitch:** 443 **Diff:** 400 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Mitch Meanmug on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▼ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out NO LF [Rocco Rudnikov](/u/BrockSlamson) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308005?4011?7025)


BrockSlamson

Welcome to the 599 restaurant


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Welcome to the K zone mother clucker! **Swing:** 599 **Pitch:** 42 **Diff:** 443 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 1 ○ ▲ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs ASS RF [Turn Page](/u/VishyVCA) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308004?8011?8014)


VishyVCA

Just like the beginning of my career in MLN, it started off slow. I’m starting off slow again. I hope that I can do something with my career and show I can make my ooga proud. I live for ooga, and I play for ooga. Ooga is love. I have 270 reasons why.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

There once was a GM named Ooga He absolutely hated the tuba Along came a young squire Who elevated Demetrious higher A new love started burn From each others eyes the never could **Turn** A love story that would last an age The reader riveted to each **Page** A mysterious as the night sky Their love for each other doth **Fly** Of this there can be no doubt That was the third **Out** **Swing:** 270 **Pitch:** 81 **Diff:** 189 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 0 ○ ▲ 1 NO 0 ● ○ 1 Out ASS 1B [Hannibal Bligh](/u/ArmadilloPenguin) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308003?8011?6009)


ArmadilloPenguin

475, please and thank you.


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Bob Winn decides to keep the infiled back early in the game and while the run is going to score the move pays off. Lewis had to range far to his left fielding the ball behind the second base bag and then making the throw to get Bligh at first. A sure-fire base hit if the infield had been drawn in. Perhaps not the result Blugh was looking for but the productive out has the Serpents out to an early 1-0 lead! **Swing:** 475 **Pitch:** 671 **Diff:** 196 **Result:** GORA 2 outs, Bases Empty, 1-0 ASS!!!


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 0 ● ▲ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS 2B [Jeff Dingerhitter](/u/thedarkonesarehere) 1st AB / .800[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308002?8011?3080)


thedarkonesarehere

Speak quietly and swing a heavy bat. 812


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Dingerhitter takes his proverb a bit too seriously. The home plate umpire does not hear the timeout request forcing Jeff to protect on the 2-2 pitch. The fastball from Pacifiera is center cut but Dingerhitter is late. Nonetheless, a productive out is how this will all end after Wray has to retreat several steps giving Scherbie the window he needed to tag up on the play and advance to 3rd! **Swing:** 812 **Pitch:** 50 **Diff:** 238 **Result:** DFO 1 out, Runner on 3rd


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Vis Pacifiera on the mound** ASS 0 ○ ▲ 1 NO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out ASS CF [Scherbie Fully-Loaded](/u/twinsfan94) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8030880308001?8011?6029)


twinsfan94

222


Space_Cowboys_MLN

Fresh off a dramatic walk-off homerun in extras, Scherbie is feeling well and strides to the box with the utmost confidence in his abilities. It is no surprise that when Vis catches too much plate with the 1-1 fastball Scherbie spins on the pitch sending a frozen rope down the left field line and into the corner. A leadoff double for Fully-Loaded and the Serpents is how we get started this fine Friday afternoon! **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 167 **Diff:** 55 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


VishyVCA

1st