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UmpireDevilHernandez

**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** REK 2 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1-2 / FC,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202050?1141?3079)


mvh1015

moooch 410


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac has got on base twice today. Even attempted a steal. Yet here we are when it all comes down to this. One time. One moment. One pitch can decide the game. And one pitch does- BECAUSE ISAAC TAKES THIS ONE! DEEP! IT’S GOING, GOING, AND IT IS- ROBBED! THAT’S TWICE THIS GAME! THIS TIME IT WAS AGAINST ISAAC! It is all over! That’s game and the Gas House Gorillas win it to prove their ToOS win was not a fluke and this undefeated season is still alive. GHG wins 3-2 **Swing:** 410 **Pitch:** 199 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** REK 2 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 1 Out REK CF [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202049?1141?1133)


squishfacethegloop

63


UmpireDevilHernandez

The Reykjavik Front Office, down by a run in the 6th with only 2 outs remaining makes a change and sends out Hank Murphy. It's a real sign of trust here, Hank is dependable, reliable, ready to contribute with just a moment's notice. Not this time though: **Swing:** 63 **Pitch:** 399 **Diff:** 336 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Geno Scaramucci in for Finkle Sparkles**


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 1 Out REK C [Ded Tanson](/u/Sickboy2212) 0-2 / PO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202048?1122?3070)


sickboy2212

587


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ded comes up to bat. It’s looking grim for the Valkyries. BUT DED IS NOT DEAD AND AWAKENS THE REYKJAVIK OFFENSE AND HITS A DINGER WAY WAY WAY WAYYYYYY OUT OF HERE! 3-2 BALL GAME **Swing:** 587 **Pitch:** 584 **Diff:** 3 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 0 Out REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202047?1122?2056)


Mile114

900


UmpireDevilHernandez

Both pitchers today are performing sub 200 diff outs today **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 717 **Diff:** 183 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 5 GHG 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG SS [Hugo Award](/u/Iamdumberdore) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202046?4004?5037)


Iamdumberdore

621


UmpireDevilHernandez

Hugo comes up to the mound and works a 3-2 count. Xavier leaves a breaking ball over the heart of the plate and Hugo turns on it! It’s high… it’s going… going… ROBBED AT THE WALL BY ISAAC! WHAT A PLAY TO GET OUT OF A JAM **Swing:** 621 **Pitch:** 800 **Diff:** 179 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


mvh1015

What a save! What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 4 seconds.


UmpireDevilHernandez

What a save!


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 0-2 / DP21,K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202045?4004?1108)


YoloSwagginsV12

70


UmpireDevilHernandez

Rillas when the ball go far. Not as far as last time, but still far **Swing:** 70 **Pitch:** 112 **Diff:** 42 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 0-1 / PO,SacF[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202044?4004?5022)


Boostieyay

Swing 225 go Rillas!


UmpireDevilHernandez

Fast swing go brr. Brr go swing. Swing go far. Go Rillas go far **Swing:** 225 **Pitch:** 211 **Diff:** 14 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 2-2 / 1B,3B[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202043?4004?5029)


kkowboy69420

big number 1000


UmpireDevilHernandez

Divide by 2, minus 51. And then you got a good number and not just a big one **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 449 **Diff:** 449 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202042?4004?1134)


biigdog

626


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ornn hits into a groundout to start the inning for the Gorillas **Swing:** 626 **Pitch:** 5 **Diff:** 379 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ● ○ 2 Outs REK 1B [Ura Irons](/u/Ocelot_Tuga) 0-2 / K,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202041?1122?4044)


Ocelot_Tuga

997, please


UmpireDevilHernandez

I’m sorry little one. You were so nice but I have to deliver the bad news blow. Finkle just back to back 450+ diffed ya. **Swing:** 997 **Pitch:** 518 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ● ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ● 0 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202040?1122?1153)


TrickyTroy2

Please no triple play, please no triple play, please no triple play. 191


UmpireDevilHernandez

You shoulda tapped your heels when you said it, maybe it would’ve resulted in a better outcome **Swing:** 191 **Pitch:** 723 **Diff:** 468 **Result:** DP21 2 outs, Runner on 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ● 0 Out REK 3B [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202039?1122?4040)


Dahdscear

Good morning! 618


UmpireDevilHernandez

Good afternoon! Have you taken your morning walk yet? Well now’s your time! **Swing:** 618 **Pitch:** 452 **Diff:** 166 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out REK DH [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202038?1122?6010)


CableCubed

Oink Doink. Woo pig Swing 800


UmpireDevilHernandez

Oink. Single. Oink **Swing:** 800 **Pitch:** 667 **Diff:** 133 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Xavier McMagic on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG LF [Dick Richards](/u/richard7775) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202037?4004?5007)


richard7775

writing this from florida with love 730


UmpireDevilHernandez

Umping this from Ohio with love **Swing:** 730 **Pitch:** 17 **Diff:** 287 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Jhangus Roundstone on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG DH [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-1 / GORA[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202036?4004?4048)


ItsJustFruity

115


UmpireDevilHernandez

Fruitstand feels a little fruity here and hits a single down the first base line! Ura stops it however, but can’t field it cleanly and Mike gets their first hit of the season **Swing:** 115 **Pitch:** 204 **Diff:** 89 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Jhangus Roundstone on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG CF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202035?4004?1022)


vigintiunus

616


UmpireDevilHernandez

Chucks steps up, facing a new pitcher in this tight ball game. It's been a case of RISP then choke for both teams so, can they turn it around here? After a walk earlier in the game, Chuck's getting itchy, their bat needs some action and by God it's going to it! Before Chuck can do anything, their bat springs to life, jumps off their shoulder and swings at a fastball up in the zone! The contact is good! It's high! It's deep! It's GONE!!! **Swing:** 616 **Pitch:** 633 **Diff:** 17 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

With 1 out here in the 4th the bullpen phone has been put to use. **New Pitcher** **Jhangus Roundstone on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202034?4004?2072)


pull_gang

Albert just hit home run 913. Wow.


UmpireDevilHernandez

Albert mighta hit a dinger, but Pull Ganger, unfortunately, does not. Better luck next time. **Swing:** 913 **Pitch:** 266 **Diff:** 353 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

"Score a ruuuuuuuun! Dooooooooo something!" **Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Hugo Award](/u/Iamdumberdore) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202033?3053?5037)


Iamdumberdore

200


UmpireDevilHernandez

Hugo gets right to the point with 3 solid hacks. The Umps get on the pointing bandwagon and point Hugo back to the dugout. **Swing:** 200 **Pitch:** 669 **Diff:** 469 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ● ▲ 4 GHG 1 ● ○ 2 Outs REK SS [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202032?1122?3066)


qomsday

788


UmpireDevilHernandez

Thor stands in the box, ready to swing. And as they swing, they swing too early because of the concessions wafting their way. In swinging early, they hit into an easy ground ball to end the scoring threat **Swing:** 788 **Pitch:** 470 **Diff:** 318 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac sees his chance and takes off for second base! Champ makes a good throw and it's in time but off line as Hugo has to stretch and prevent the ball going astray! **Steal:** 686 **Catcher:** 733 **Diff:** 47 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Runners on the corners now for the Valks, will we see a run scoring this inning?! ``` **Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 1 ● ● 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202030?1122?3079) ```


mvh1015

You're killin' me Smalls. 685


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac's poor taste in baseball movies costs him dearly as he pokes a slow roller to the left side, Franz scoops it up, looks back the runner at third and tosses to second to get the force. Isaac shot out the box though and he'll be safe by a half-step at first. **Swing:** 685 **Pitch:** 367 **Diff:** 318 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd *"Good morning. Um, Gerius was a player on the Kekemas baseball team I coach. Honestly he, uh, he was too young to play. But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly, I couldn't say no. He had a great smile too though I'm not telling you anything you don't know. He was a really tough guy. Just a boy really who, uh, wanted to be around his older brother. The other day we played a really important game against a good team. And two outs in the last inning, I had no choice but to let Gerius bat. He was fearless as he stepped to the plate. I was terrified for him. With two strikes and our hopes dwindling, he hit a shot down the first base line. He won the game. And watching him raise his arms in triumph as he ran to first base, I swear I was lifted in that moment to a better place. I swear he, uh, he lifted the world in that moment. He made me a better person, even if just for that moment. I am, uh, forever grateful to Gerius for that."*


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ● ▲ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out REK CF [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202029?1122?1051)


23baseball3

Oh neat! An RBI chance 12


UmpireDevilHernandez

Good news and bad news. Bad news: Ya failed at what you set out to do. Good news: you hit a single down the line to advance the runner to third **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 142 **Diff:** 130 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ● ▲ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK C [Ded Tanson](/u/Sickboy2212) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202028?1122?3070)


sickboy2212

12


UmpireDevilHernandez

With yet *another* runner in scoring position, the pressure is on to move 'em over, get 'em in. Ded has the right idea, getting under one and sending it high in the air. It's not deep enough however as the third baseman Franz strolls 15 feet on to the outfield grass, settles under it and makes the catch. **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 296 **Diff:** 284 **Result:** PO 1 out, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202027?1122?2056)


Mile114

"What's the matter with you Valks? This was never about the money, this was about us against the MLN. That MLN that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the Reykjavik spirit is still alive. Don't worry about Finkle Sparkles, okay? I know exactly what to do with him." swing 920


UmpireDevilHernandez

Just like Agent Johnny Utah hunted Bodhi around the world, Crypto hunts for the pitch he wants. They see a slider that breaks like a wave off Baja and sniffs at it. Sees a four-seamer straight and quick as a 20ft racy in Sumatra and fouls it off. Here's one They like. A curve with drop like a huge Point Break in a 40-year storm. They swing, make good contact and the ball sails through the air! It's high! It's deep! It's peeling early and dropping! Superbone's at a full sprint, will they make it in time? No! It's over their head and off the wall! Swing: 920 Pitch: 893 Diff: 27 Result: 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 3 GHG 1 ○ ● 1 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202026?3053?1108)


YoloSwagginsV12

322


UmpireDevilHernandez

Conor steps in, 2 runners on base, 1 out. After striking out in the first, they'd like to get the bat on the ball here, drive in their team-mates and give the home crowd something to cheer about. Juniped seems to pick up on this and nibbles the edges of the zone, challenging Conor to swing at a pitch they really shouldn't. 3-0 pitch inbound now and Conor likes this one! He swings! Crack! He was fooled, a nasty splitter drops away and all Conor can do is top the ball to the right side of the mound. It's picked up at second for one and onto first for two. **Swing:** 322 **Pitch:** 883 **Diff:** 439 **Result:** DP21 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 3 GHG 1 ○ ● 0 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 0-0 / SacF[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202025?3053?5022)


Boostieyay

The scariest video game I’ve ever played was a Doritos marketing gimmick. Go ahead and Google it if you don’t scare too easily—there are some good articles about it. It was called Hotel 626


UmpireDevilHernandez

Franz what is your favorite Doritos. Whatever you answer it’s wrong. That’s why you’re out rn **Swing:** 626 **Pitch:** 882 **Diff:** 256 **Result:** PO 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 1 ○ ● 0 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1-1 / 3B[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202024?3053?5029)


kkowboy69420

i saved my BeReal for this AB 420


UmpireDevilHernandez

I'm gonna post this one to my Truth Social *and* my Parler. For the third inning in a row the Gorillas have a runner in scoring position and nobody out. Juniped is pitching like a Door Dash driver on their first day - always getting in to traffic. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 300 **Diff:** 120 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202023?3053?1134)


biigdog

712


UmpireDevilHernandez

1… 2… 3… and that’s a foul ball. Another one. And not a bloop single. A good solid hit, good job **Swing:** 712 **Pitch:** 626 **Diff:** 86 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK 1B [Ura Irons](/u/Ocelot_Tuga) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202022?1122?4044)


Ocelot_Tuga

I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH 762


UmpireDevilHernandez

Oh I got a joke! What did the chicken do when they crossed the road? Laughed at you for watching them and getting struck out to end the inning **Swing:** 762 **Pitch:** 155 **Diff:** 393 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202021?1122?1153)


TrickyTroy2

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get - Forrest Gump 950


UmpireDevilHernandez

Love that movie. I've got a box of chocolates with the results of all these ABs in here, actually. Let's see...big swing with a homerun centre? Nope, not today. 15 pitch battle ending in a walk? Nah, too chewy. Oh! Here's one just for you Larold. A weak check-swing with a hazelnut flavoured Ground Out. Enjoy! **Swing:** 950 **Pitch:** 627 **Diff:** 323 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 3B [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202020?1122?4040)


Dahdscear

A piece of advice: Never get involved in a land war in a gas house when *death* is on the line. There are 619 ways to be poisoned in that scenario.


UmpireDevilHernandez

I'll take your advice to heart, thank you, I appreciate it. In return, I shall dole out some of my own: In a land war in a gas house, attacking on the ground is in vain. Try getting something in the air, you might have more success. **Swing:** 619 **Pitch:** 241 **Diff:** 378 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 2 GHG 1 ● ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Dick Richards](/u/richard7775) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202019?3053?5007)


richard7775

holy shit it’s juniped panda 411


UmpireDevilHernandez

Dom puts his dick in a box in a big spot here in the second inning. It goes about as well as you'd expect. **Swing:** 411 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 399 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 2 GHG 1 ○ ● 1 Out GHG DH [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202018?3053?4048)


ItsJustFruity

999


UmpireDevilHernandez

Fruitstand up now, runners on first and second, 1 out. Looking for a big hit here or at least a chance to move the runners. They're patient, calculated and then they see a pitch they like... Smack! A laser of a line drive leaves the bat at 112mph headed toward Irons at first base! Irons reaches out to make the squeeze to their left but the ball blasts right through the web of the glove and drops! The runners will make it safely to their next destinations as Irons recovers the ball and treads on first to record the only out possible. **Swing:** 999 **Pitch:** 200 **Diff:** 201 **Result:** GORA 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG CF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202017?3053?1022)


vigintiunus

569


UmpireDevilHernandez

Chuck steps up, runner in scoring position. Looking for a pitch to hit, trying to drive the ball, letting the ball travel, seeing the ball and hitting the ball, making one too many sport cliches. It turns out there are no pitches to hit, drive, let travel, see and hit or anything else for that matter as Juniped bounces four straight in front of the plate and Chuck takes a walk. **Swing:** 569 **Pitch:** 722 **Diff:** 153 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 1 ○ ● 1 Out GHG CF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202016?3053?1022)


UmpireDevilHernandez

Ganger is off to the races, but Ded doesn’t see Ganger. Like- at all. Only when Ganger is mid slide does it register to Ded that everyone is pointing at second base, begging him to throw. Ded throws a missile but Ganger is safe **Steal:** 369 **Catcher:** 537 **Diff:** 168 **Result:** Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd


mvh1015

fr?


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202015?3053?2072)


pull_gang

I drink out of a bottle in a paper bag (It's water <@&809638103396253718>) and swing 169.


UmpireDevilHernandez

That’s a very suspicious water bottle. You’re lucky you don’t have to swing as you walk to first base **Swing:** 169 **Pitch:** 333 **Diff:** 164 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Hugo Award](/u/Iamdumberdore) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202014?3053?5037)


Iamdumberdore

524


UmpireDevilHernandez

🎵 🎶 🎼 it’s just 1- 🎵 2- 🎶 3 strikes you’re out at the oleeeee balll gameeee **Swing:** 524 **Pitch:** 979 **Diff:** 455 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ● ▲ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK DH [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202012?1122?6010)


CableCubed

Oh good, another opportunity for me to get a hit with a runner in scoring position. I can't wait to strike out and then go home and watch Forrest Gump while crying into my ice cream. Swing 945


UmpireDevilHernandez

Can I come eat that ice cream with you. A good movie won’t hurt either. Could we play a song too? I’d like to play Celebration. Wanna know why? 1: It’s a goated song. 2: It’s your turn to celebrate **Swing:** 945 **Pitch:** 882 **Diff:** 63 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

Oh my Homer is stealing. He’s running and- oh wow what a bad leadoff. Homer has no chance of getting to second safely. Aaaaand- yep he’s out. Way out. Time to pull the ice cream back out **Steal:** 250 **Catcher:** 619 **Diff:** 369 **Result:** Caught Stealing 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

Thor is up again, now with a runner in scoring position! **Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ● ▲ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out REK SS [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202011?1122?3066)


qomsday

We lost last time, but like the Empire, we're gonna strike back! Wait no that was too cheesy... 212


UmpireDevilHernandez

Don’t you remember that the Empire lost? Finkle diffed you so hard he practically blew up your entire scouting departments Death Star **Swing:** 212 **Pitch:** 708 **Diff:** 496 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 1 ○ ● 1 Out REK SS [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202010?1122?3066)


UmpireDevilHernandez

Finkle looks in, gets a sign they like, nods, leans back, brings the hands together and goes into the stretch... #Woosh! A blast of cold air gushes across the infield as Snowbender takes off for second base! The balls zips into Champ's glove, they get a great pop and whizz the ball over the ducking pitcher and into the waiting grasp of Mistborn! The tag looks good, but Snowbender is shaking his finger, "No no no" he says! The umps are stumped, I guess we'll send this one to the video review room... **Steal:** 650 **Catcher:** 1000 **Diff:** 350 **Result:** Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd


dhgrainger

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202009?1122?3079)


mvh1015

343


UmpireDevilHernandez

Isaac's up earlier than the Umps and I guess the early bird getting the worm idiom rings true here as yet another groundball leaves the bat of a hitter in this game. But wait! The Gorillas must have hit snooze one too many times this morning too as this one rolls right through the legs of Ornn Mistborn! Isaac is standing at first base eating his pop-tarts and drinking his OJ before anyone else is awake! **Swing:** 343 **Pitch:** 435 **Diff:** 92 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireDevilHernandez

Onto the second now with the home team taking a 1-0 lead early on. Can the visitors respond? **Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK CF [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202008?1122?1051)


23baseball3

We'll respond with a run of course 766


UmpireDevilHernandez

Superbone's confidence is sky high as they step to the plate. Superbone's batted ball is not. **Swing:** 766 **Pitch:** 86 **Diff:** 320 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1st AB / 1.000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202007?3053?1108)


YoloSwagginsV12

198


UmpireDevilHernandez

Conor steps up, a shiny 1.000 batting average flashing up on the video in the outfield. This guy must be pretty good right?! Well... **Swing:** 198 **Pitch:** 756 **Diff:** 442 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 0 ● ○ 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202006?3053?5022)


Boostieyay

swing 667 please


UmpireDevilHernandez

[*best golf announcer/David Attenborough voice*] And now after the 9 diff triple we have Franz coming up to the plate. Their swing was so close to the Devil’s number. Maybe the Devil could’ve helped you get a hit here if you made a deal… or two. Doesn’t matter though, a Sacrifice Fly scores the illustrious Yesn’t **Swing:** 667 **Pitch:** 444 **Diff:** 223 **Result:** SacF 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202005?3053?5029)


kkowboy69420

it’s a mighty hard living but a damn good feeling to swing 1000


UmpireDevilHernandez

Damn good indeed. Damn good indeed. All I know is that I don’t have to check you for PEDs **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 9 **Diff:** 9 **Result:** 3B 1 out, Runner on 3rd


UmpireDevilHernandez

Into the bottom of the inning we go! **Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202004?3053?1134)


biigdog

718


UmpireDevilHernandez

Give it a 1! A 2! A 1, 2, 3 STRIKES AND YOU’RE OUT **Swing:** 718 **Pitch:** 130 **Diff:** 412 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

GO GO GO! Back to the dugout. Try googling launch angle or something, idk. **Swing:** 145 **Pitch:** 449 **Diff:** 304 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK C [Ded Tanson](/u/Sickboy2212) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202003?1122?3070)


sickboy2212

145


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202002?1122?2056)


Mile114

I know Finkle. I know you want me so bad it's like acid in your mouth. But, not this time.- Bodhi (This is a quote from my favorite *film* Point Break 902


UmpireDevilHernandez

Is a movie whose plot involves an undercover FBI agent infiltrating a surfer gang in hope of catching bank robbers the most early 90's movie ever? I don't know, but I know one thing... "Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause you to roll a weakly hit groundball to short for the second out of the inning" - Bodhi, Point Fake, 1991 **Swing:** 902 **Pitch:** 190 **Diff:** 288 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireDevilHernandez

**Finkle Sparkles on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 1B [Ura Irons](/u/Ocelot_Tuga) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8020280202001?1122?4044)


Ocelot_Tuga

Hi 69


UmpireDevilHernandez

Up steps Ura, looking for their first hit of this young season and they're looking to make it a big one. A huge cut on a 3-0 fastball sends the ball high and deep but Chuck McCluster shows off his hops as he snags that one from the top of the wall! A long flyout to start the game between last year's Championship contenders. **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 261 **Diff:** 192 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty