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skindog44

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 6 REK 5 ● ● 1 Out HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 0-2 / GO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108048?2036?5041)


romanvanguard

370


skindog44

So here we are top of the first HMH is threatening here with bases loaded no outs...Sandy still has a shutout but will it end and will this game continue....the pitch....it breaks....the bat smacks the ball down the third base line.....a backhand...steps in third the throw to first OUT!!! DOUBLE PLAY!!! to end the game and secure a complete game shutout for Sandy collazo!!!! **Swing:** 370 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 494 **Result:** DPH1 3 outs, inning over


romanvanguard

hate myself


skindog44

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 6 REK 5 ○ ● 1 Out HMH DH [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-2 / K,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108047?2036?1054)


geneticlyperfct

497


skindog44

Things just got interesting. **Swing:** 497 **Pitch:** 328 **Diff:** 169 **Result:** BB 1 out, Bases Loaded


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 REK 5 ○ ● 1 Out HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108046?2036?1069) (rubber chicken sounds)


rubachikin

3


skindog44

The chicken sound is deafening. **Swing:** 3 **Pitch:** 895 **Diff:** 108 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 REK 5 ○ ● 0 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108045?2036?1058) blub?


Cloakington

Blub 604


gamr1021

blub :( **Swing:** 604 **Pitch:** 861 **Diff:** 257 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st


skindog44

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 REK 5 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108044?2036?2082)


club_toasty

Unrequited love is nothing but a one man cult 420


gamr1021

Well it seems like you're no stranger to love. You know the rules...and so do I. Also you get a single or something idk **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 294 **Diff:** 126 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK DH [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 1-1 / 1B,SacF[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108043?2078?1051) Hey Superbone, you think there's one more hit in that there bat?


23baseball3

One? Pshhhhh try 595 more. After I eat some Panda Wok. (Swing 595)


skindog44

That panda wok must of been rough cause... **Swing:** 595 **Pitch:** 374 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 1 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108042?2078?6010) Hey Homer, do you have a homer somewhere in there that you can knock out real quick? The fans are getting bored.


CableCubed

I don't. If you're bored go watch Texans/Colts. This swing is for all the haters that thought the Texans would be the laughing stock of the league. Almost like they never watched any Texans games and just jumped on the bandwagon. I'm looking at you Jimmy Fallon. Swing 203


gamr1021

Well, I guess the Texans haters might as well have been high because Davis Mills is very good at football. Speaking of high, enter some joke about you being high while getting this out here. **Swing:** 203 **Pitch:** 783 **Diff:** 420 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1-2 / DFO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108041?2078?3079) Can you bend the lead further for the Valks, Mr. Snowbender?


mvh1015

626


gamr1021

The silent Snowbender just decided to show and not tell by smacking that ball to deep right field! He'll be stopped at 2 by the 3rd base coach for a standup double! **Swing:** 626 **Pitch:** 665 **Diff:** 39 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 1-2 / 2B,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108040?2078?2057) The Valkyries enter the bottom of the 5th with a 5 run lead. Can they enter the 6th with a bigger one?


androidsen

951


gamr1021

Alpha can't be patient and swings at three pitches he things are strikes...before they break. 1 down. **Swing:** 951 **Pitch:** 464 **Diff:** 487 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 0-1 / DP21[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108039?2036?2010)


tsimaskillz

Skillz walks up, digs in and swings… 919


gamr1021

The problem with swinging when you wake up is that your mind isn't at 100%, so you're probably not able to use the full extent of your Skillz... Why are you booing me? I'm right! **Swing:** 919 **Pitch:** 635 **Diff:** 284 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


skindog44

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 3B [Alexandra Shepard](/u/fortyfive33) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108038?2036?6051)


fortyfive33

623


skindog44

Sandy's pulled pork seems to have scared Garrett Evans from the ballpark...but Shepard is here and ready to slather some spicy Arthur Bryant's on it.... unfortunately it's TOO spicy. **Swing:** 623 **Pitch:** 132 **Diff:** 491 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 REK 5 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108037?2036?1149) Another inning for the Melonheads means another shot to chip away at the growing Valkyries lead


skindog44

**Result:** bAuto 1 out, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 4 REK 5 ● ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 1-2 / HR,K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108036?2078?2056) Alright, monkey man, you got some more runs in that bat?


Mile114

No whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy 343


gamr1021

Big money Big money Big money Big money ... Awwwwwww! Whammy! Zoology goes for the big payday, but comes up just short! 3 down, switch sides! **Swing:** 343 **Pitch:** 116 **Diff:** 227 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ● 2 Outs REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 1-2 / HR,K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108034?2078?1153)


TrickyTroy2

Someone call 911! Melons are being SMASHED!


gamr1021

Larold: Somebody help this guy! Also Larold: hits them with a bat A well hit single to the right field corner makes this a 5-0 ballgame with runners still on the corners. Not a great start, Melons. **Swing:** 837 **Pitch:** 911 **Diff:** 74 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


gamr1021

And now Larold adds insult to injury by running on the first pitch of the next AB. Mylo Grams makes a valiant effort, but the throw is late and Larold puts himself on 2nd. **Steal:** 631 **Catcher:** 748 **Diff:** 117 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108033?2078?4040)


Dahdscear

Big money, big money. 168


skindog44

Walk... **Swing:** 168 **Pitch:** 338 **Diff:** 170 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out REK C [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108032?2078?1133)


squishfacethegloop

539


skindog44

Hank looking for hr #2... Unfortunately.... doesn't get it. **Swing:** 539 **Pitch:** 899 **Diff:** 360 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ● 0 Out REK 1B [Ded Tanson](/u/Sickboy2212) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108031?2078?3070)


sickboy2212

762


skindog44

We got a runner on 1st with a 4 run lead ....wait what....small ball you say... Tanson slaps the ball down the line, it's a bobble...but he gets the runner at first but the man on first advances...**Swing:** 762 **Pitch:** 576 **Diff:** 186 **Result:** GORA 1 out, Runner on 2nd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out REK DH [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 0-0 / SacF[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108030?2078?1051)


23baseball3

Got some Gionino's Pizza tonight and damn is it good 404


skindog44

....gioninos huh...well here ya go have a single... **Swing:** 404 **Pitch:** 297 **Diff:** 107 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108029?2036?1201) Hi Mylo. You got another hit around there somewhere?


canigetawoop_woop

415?


skindog44

Last chance to get the melon heads back in this thing here in the 4th Sandy throwing a helluva game...a Kansas city Joe's like game...the pitch is in....Annnndd............OUT!!! To the bottom we go **Swing:** 415 **Pitch:** 175 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


Space_Cowboys_MLN

HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108028?2036?5041)


romanvanguard

190 for stroke daddy


gamr1021

You want Stroke Daddy? We have Stroke Daddy at home. Stroke Daddy at home: Father Wideswing again. Longstroke can't shake off the Wideswing energy and hits into another out. **Swing:** 190 **Pitch:** 830 **Diff:** 360 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH DH [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108027?2036?1054) This would be an opportune time for a comeback, you know


geneticlyperfct

7


Space_Cowboys_MLN

ummmm... whitty ump comment... Swing: 7 Pitch: 472 Diff: 465 Result: K 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 4 ● ○ 2 Outs REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108026?2078?6010)


CableCubed

Gonna hurry up and get out so I can go to my favorite restaurant, Taco Bell, now serving the Double Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito. Get one today at your nearest Taco Bell. Taco Bell, Live Mas Swing 731


gamr1021

Homer gets in the box...sees strike 1. Back in the box...***gurgle*** Sounds like Homer's pretty hungry. Does he really want to go to Taco Bell? Does he really want the Double Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito? Yes, he's sticking with his previous decision. Aaaand 2 more strikes have crossed the plate during Homer's internal deliberation. 3 down, on to the 4th. **Swing:** 731 **Pitch:** 254 **Diff:** 477 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108025?2078?3079)


mvh1015

666


skindog44

Issac snobender looks to move the runn.... and he does... but now there is 2 outs.. **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 436 **Diff:** 230 **Result:** DFO 2 outs, Runner on 3rd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108024?2078?2057)


androidsen

111


skindog44

REK looking to keep the foot on the pedal at the 4 run half.. Jack steps in... Rascal starts shaking off his catcher looking for to change it up a little maybe.... its a changup up low and away... but the REK bats just keep finding good ball... WHACK!!!! the ball is down the line... Alpha turns for 2.. .slides safe!! for a double. we have 1 on and 1 out.. **Swing:** 111 **Pitch:** 150 **Diff:** 39 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 1 Out REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108023?2078?2056)


Mile114

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's *wow he is hungry* 402


skindog44

Arby's......the #3 is a corned beef Reuben....a very solid sandwich....you know what else is #3 ......BOMBS!!!! It's another HR it's now 4-0 REK after the third homer of the inning.. **Swing:** 402 **Pitch:** 397 **Diff:** 5 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 2 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108022?2078?1153)


TrickyTroy2

The score right now is 7 to 5 in pickup basketball. 725


skindog44

Oh snap....well that pickup game must get ur juices going l cause you see it....you feel it...you .......BLAST..IT.....deep deep......to the wall......GONE for another third inning bomb to make the game 3-0 REK **Swing:** 725 **Pitch:** 739 **Diff:** 14 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 2 ○ ○ 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108021?2078?4040)


Dahdscear

Hey Paulie! My favorite restaurant is BBQ at your house. I'll bring the flames. 200


skindog44

Here in the first game just trying to get my groove here.. as trogdor steps in after the home run unfortunately is not quite the same result as the last swing and that'll be over to for the to start the season **Swing:** 200 **Pitch:** 738 **Diff:** 462 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 REK 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK C [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108020?2078?1133)


squishfacethegloop

@paulie Shallom Y'all in inner SE PDX. Worth the trip. Order the humus with the lamb bits on top. 276 then I'm gonna need a snack


skindog44

After a short delay because the umpires were in la la land Hank Murphy steps up the all too dangerous catcher for the Valkyries... Utilizing the power of the power of foresight he foresees this fastball right down the pipe and sends it into orbit it's back it's back it's GONE!!!!! HR Murphy!!!! **Swing:** 276 **Pitch:** 285 **Diff:** 9 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 REK 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108019?2036?1069) And here we are back at the top of the order


rubachikin

323


skindog44

ahhh.. yes #2 swing of the year... will you get your first base hit of the season?!?!?! the mystery awaits... and its over.. sorry bub its a no.... **Swing:** 323 **Pitch:** 666 **Diff:** 343 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


rubachikin

That out was for the queen rip


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 REK 1 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108018?2036?1058) blub blub


Cloakington

101


gamr1021

According to all known laws of aquatics, there is no way a catfish should be able to hit a baseball. The arms needed to hold a bat and fling it around your body and at the ball... don't exist on a catfish. The catfish, of course, hits anyway, because catfish don't care what humans think is impossible. However, the catfish does hit that ball right to the center fielder for our number 2. **Swing:** 101 **Pitch:** 872 **Diff:** 229 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 REK 1 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108017?2036?2082) And here comes another new addition to the Melonheads in former Sea Serpent Dixon Uraz. Can he bring the Melons back into this game?


club_toasty

Former Gas House Humongous Reykjavik Gorilla Aruba Sea Serpent Melonhead Dixon Uraz 777


gamr1021

Happy birthday! I got you a present! Your present is... The bench! Our state of the art pinewood bench is tailor-made for taking a rest after a long day's work of swinging and missing three times! **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 125 **Diff:** 348 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 REK 1 ○ ● 2 Outs REK 1B [Ded Tanson](/u/Sickboy2212) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108016?2078?3070)


sickboy2212

654


gamr1021

Ded tries to keep the rally going after a Superbone sac fly, but his efforts end up going just about as well as you'd expect from a guy named Ded. Not well, things didn't go very well, that's what I mean. **Swing:** 654 **Pitch:** 43 **Diff:** 389 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 REK 0 ● ● 1 Out REK DH [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108015?2078?1051)


23baseball3

Let's start this season out right 3


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108014?2078?6010)


CableCubed

Hi All, Just a reminder that you don't need to ping your umps after a swing, we have a bot that pings them for you! Swing 324


skindog44

Homer knocker....how many times does the ump just use some type of knocker pun...like homer knockers one up the middle...Issac turns for 3 SAFE!!! NOW we have runners on the corners.. **Swing:** 324 **Pitch:** 457 **Diff:** 133 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 REK 0 ○ ● 1 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108013?2078?6010)


skindog44

"did someone someone sizzler". Issac takes off!!!!!! And just in time for appetizers to get there he's Safe!!!!! **Steal:** 275 **Catcher:** 337 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108012?2078?3079)


mvh1015

would you mind mentioning my favorite restaurant in the writeup? 556


skindog44

Sizzler **Swing:** 556 **Pitch:** 495 **Diff:** 61 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


skindog44

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108011?2078?2057)


androidsen

996


skindog44

after the small scar there REK looks to get rolling here in the bottom of the inning. Ol Jack "Hack away" Alpha steps in looking to do just that... But he doesn't quite get it all **Swing:** 237 **Pitch:** 996 **Diff:** 241 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

``` **Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 2 REK 0 ○ ● 1 Out HMH SS [Skillz Simanek](/u/Tsimaskillz) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108010?2036?2010) ```


tsimaskillz

Skillz is ready for the new season and all his coaches have been working tirelessly with every skill possible to have a MVP season. Tim Cup is still coaching the strategy of the mechanism and golf of course. “Shanks and saying Fore is always a daily occurrence.” Says Tin Cup. Skillz grabs his bat and swings a… 688


skindog44

Skillz steps in ready... the ump needing a quick water break steps behind the plate to quinch their thirst... skillz clearly impatient slaps his cleats two times to ensure the ump knows hes ready... the ump finnally able to rehydrate calls for the pitch... Sandy clearly observing this throws a breaking pitch inside hoping the skillz wants to just fire away at the first pitch;.. and sandy was right... it breaks it off inside... and a dribbler to second.. to first... DOUBLE PLAY!!!! to end the inning... **Swing:** 688 **Pitch:** 132 **Diff:** 444 **Result:** DP21 3 outs, inning over


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 REK 0 ○ ● 1 Out HMH 3B [Alexandra Shepard](/u/fortyfive33) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108009?2036?6051) And now we have the first team debut of the game as Alexandra Shepard takes her first swings as a Melonhead.


fortyfive33

303


skindog44

1 one and 1 out here in the top of the second.. the always dangerous Alexandra Shepard steps in looking to get this game going... you would think in their first at bat of the season they would be agressive... you would think wrong.. the patience is rewarded take your base... \*\*Swing:\*\* 303 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 155 \*\*Diff:\*\* 148 \*\*Result:\*\* BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


skindog44

``` **Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 REK 0 ○ ● 0 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108008?2036?1149) ```


legacy3233

782


gamr1021

Evans tries to force a lead here, but he's a few feet short and it's caught at the warning track for out 1. **Swing:** 782 **Pitch:** 979 **Diff:** 197 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108007?2036?1201) Can the Fruitcaps find their way onto the scoreboard in the 2nd?


canigetawoop_woop

415


skindog44

We are back here in the top of the second as humongous catcher mylo grams steps in for his first of the season... He takes the first pitch.. and he jumps all over the second pitch which is a nice pole poor sandwich right over the middle that Sandy served up with a side of fries, Mylo slaps the ball and hits it between the third and shortstop into left field for a solid lead off single. \*\*Swing:\*\* 415 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 484 \*\*Diff:\*\* 69 \*\*Result:\*\* 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Crypto Zoology](/u/mile114) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108006?2078?2056) Please don't tell me this is an NFT monkey joke


Mile114

I don't understand a word you just said 808


gamr1021

The fact that your name ISN'T a reference to NFTs makes it make even less sense to me. But you do you. Oh, the at bat? Yeah, you strike out. **Swing:** 808 **Pitch:** 403 **Diff:** 405 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108005?2078?1153) Another year, another shot at history


TrickyTroy2

Another year, same old Larry… I’d chop off my left nut to have Texas Roadhouse’s bread everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner… **666**


gamr1021

Texas Roadhouse does have great bread, but just like your credit card at Texas Roadhouse, you get declined from making contact. I'm joking, but not about you not making contact. **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 248 **Diff:** 418 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108004?2078?4040) Can Trogdor burn down the Melonhead defense like he burns down villages?


Dahdscear

#**BURNINATE!!**# 311 degrees should do it


gamr1021

The buildings in this village have reinforced metal walls. You're about 300 degrees short. Maybe a trip to the bench will help you heat up. **Swing:** 311 **Pitch:** 668 **Diff:** 357 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


skindog44

``` **Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108003?2036?5041) ```


romanvanguard

640


gamr1021

Looks like Papa Longstroke isn't quite here yet. Instead, here comes Father Wideswing. Just like a cheap knockoff, this is nothing like the original as he hits a weak pop fly to end the 1st. **Swing:** 640 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 236 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH DH [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108002?2036?1054)


geneticlyperfct

827


skindog44

Sandy, looking to get his hands on a Joe's burnt end sandwich this afternoon throws a heater slathered in night of the living barbecue sauce. \*\*Swing:\*\* 827 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 81 \*\*Diff:\*\* 254 \*\*Result:\*\* PO 2 outs, Bases Empty


gamr1021

**Sandy Collazo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8010880108001?2036?1069) It's game time! Ruba heads to the dish against Sandy Collazo and will hope to continue their dominance from the last regular season.


rubachikin

100


gamr1021

Well, Ruba comes off his couch a bit rustier than when he sat down onto it and the best thing he can muster is a grounder to third for out 1. **Swing:** 100 **Pitch:** 763 **Diff:** 337 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


mvh1015

first