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UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 4 ● ▼ 6 HMH 1 ● ● 1 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1-2 / 1B,DP[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602051?3089?1058)


Cloakington

Bases loaded, team down 3, bottom of the ~~9~~ 6th. This is what you dreamed of in your backyard. Let's see if I can live up to the moment 400


UmpireWoeJest

No more dreams for Catfish. All they have is hope. Hope that this one swing will be the one swing to rule them all. Catfish comes up to the plate, with a determined look in their eyes, focused straight on Joey. Joey knows that this is a tense moment, if they blow it, the season is over. The homerun will be all for naught. Joey does their absolute best to confused Catfish and Catfish does their absolute best to line up a good swing on Joey. This is a batter v. pitcher duel that will most definitely be remembered by both teams. Catfish works it to a 3-1 count and- HITS A LINE DRIVE STRAIGHT DOWN THE LEFT FIELD LINE- and oh no it hooks foul! 3-2 count now. Catfish fouls off a few more of Joey’s pitches. Who will win this at-bat? Both the pitcher and the batter are starting to get gassed as every single pitch is fouled off. Joey decided it’s all or nothing. The pitch is thrown and it’s going straight over the plate… Catfish lines it up… swings! And OH MY WHAT A SHARP BREAK ON THE CURVEBALL! CATFISH LINES IT STRAIGHT AT TROGDOR WHO CATCHES IT FOR ONE OUT AND THEN TAGS THE RUNNER ON SECOND FOR THE DOUBLE PLAY! THE VALKYRIES WIN IT! WITH THE BASES LOADED AND ONLY ONE OUT, JOEY HAS FORCED A GROUNDOUT AND HAS PUT UP A MASTERFUL RELIEF PITCHING PERFORMANCE! THE VALKYRIES ARE GOING TO THE TROPHY OF OBJECTIVE SUPERIORITY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!! **Swing:** 400 **Pitch:** 875 **Diff:** 475 **Result:** DPH1 3 outs, inning over


TrickyTroy2

Hoes Have Been Stunted On


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 4 ● ▼ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 1 Out HMH SS [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1-1 / 2B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602050?3089?1054)


geneticlyperfct

187


UmpireWoeJest

Steve continues their 1.000 AVG on the day by hitting a bloop single straight over the first baseman’s glove. However the right fielder stops it before it rolls too far and holds the runner at 3rd. Bases loaded. Last two outs for the Melonheads. Winning run at the plate. Who’s going to the championship? **Swing:** 187 **Pitch:** 306 **Diff:** 119 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Bases Loaded


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 4 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 1 Out HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602049?3089?5041)


romanvanguard

Wow, what a stage. 606


UmpireWoeJest

Will you be blinded by the lights? Maybe your swing was off, but not your stride. You leg out an infield single and advance the runner to second **Swing:** 606 **Pitch:** 749 **Diff:** 143 **Result:** IF1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 4 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 0 Out HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602048?3089?1149)


legacy3233

450


UmpireWoeJest

Garrett comes up to the plate, mind deadset on making this a one run game. They swing… and it’s a… ||strikeout. 1 out left in this game. Can the Melonheads come back or are the Valkyries moving on?|| **Swing:** 450 **Pitch:** 149 **Diff:** 301 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st


canigetawoop_woop

Pitch?


UmpireWoeJest

Its there now


canigetawoop_woop

thank


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 4 ○ ▼ 6 HMH 1 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602047?3089?1169)


TurkandJD

609


UmpireWoeJest

Joey lets the moment of the 6th inning get to him a little and misses with a few pitches before losing the batter on a 3-1 pitch low. Humongous will get exactly what they need here in getting the leadoff man on. **Swing:** 609 **Pitch:** 449 **Diff:** 160 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 4 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 2 Outs REK C [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 0-2 / GO,DP[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602046?2078?1133)


squishfacethegloop

769


UmpireWoeJest

Honk bonks this one on the ground to second where it is oicked up and flipped to first. But the damage has been done as the Valks score 3 runs in the top of the 6th and lead 4-1. **Swing:** 769 **Pitch:** 33 **Diff:** 264 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 4 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK CF [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 1-1 / HR,BB[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602045?2078?1051)


23baseball3

Wow, what a stage. This one's for all the Halo fans. Swing 117


UmpireWoeJest

Threefinger pulls out an SRS99 rifle and snipes a single through the left side of the infield. "Nicely done, ~~Spartan~~ Valkyrie" Cortana says into your earpiece as you pull into first base. The Vakyries don't appear to be done as Threefinger hits a two out single. **Swing:** 117 **Pitch:** 268 **Diff:** 151 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ● ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 2 Outs REK RF [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602044?2078?1212)


AlienAbortionMachine

go go gadget panic 831


UmpireWoeJest

Barney’s gadgets begin to go on the fritz. Umbrellas, jet pack, scissors, flashlights, roller wheels and the like all engage and disengage. Go Go Gadget Panic indeed. It looks like the gadgets cause Barney to miss his chance at swinging at the first two pitches. He mutters something as they both are called for strikes. Go Go Gadget Panic seems to have been a bad choice! Alex sets and delivers the third pitch. At that moment, Barney’s arm opens up into a Gadget Bat! Barney can work with that! He takes a big swing and SMASHES THE BALL! It is absolutely CRANKED! The ball is HIGH! The ball is DEEP!! AND ITS GONE!! GO GO GADGET DONG! THE VALKYRIES TAKE A 4-1 LEAD IN THE TOP OF THE 6TH!!! **Swing:** 831 **Pitch:** 836 **Diff:** 5 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Pinch Runner:** Zelk Antilles in to replace Ura Irons on second base.


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 2 Outs REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-2 / K,FC[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602043?2078?1153)


TrickyTroy2

If I get a hit here, you have to vote me for LG. 800


UmpireWoeJest

Looks like you’ll have to find your first vote elsewhere! Larold looks for a pitch to hit but Alex doesn’t give him anything over the plate. The stolen base leader will instead walk to first base. **Swing:** 800 **Pitch:** 632 **Diff:** 168 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 1 Out REK DH [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602042?2078?6010)


CableCubed

I got 99 problems but trying to get Paulie Points ain't one. The only reason I want to win this game is for the ability to get more Paulie Points. I am a Paulie Point addict and need serious help overcoming my addiction. Swing 99


UmpireWoeJest

I appreciate your dedication to earning Paulie Points. Everyone needs motivation to perform. Though, maybe a bit more motivation is warranted here. With Paulie Points on the mind and nothing else, you struggle to make any contact with Alex’s pitches. You finally decide not to swing, only for the pitch to be a called third strike! But hey, it’s not a DP at least! **Swing:** 99 **Pitch:** 698 **Diff:** 401 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ● 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 0-2 / DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602041?2078?4040)


Dahdscear

207


UmpireWoeJest

Trogdor comes to the plate, looking to advance the runner in such a critical situation. He swings to do just that. He swings with all of his might… AND HE DOESN’T MISS IT! IT’S HIGH IN THE AIR… THE OUTFIELD IS GOING BACK… BACK… AND- OH MY IT’S CAUGHT AT THE WARNING TRACK! The runner has to race back to first after a near homer **Swing:** 207 **Pitch:** 974 **Diff:** 233 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 6 HMH 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 1B [Ura Irons](/u/Ocelot_Tuga) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602040?2078?4044)


Ocelot_Tuga

Well this game has been fun. 620, please.


UmpireWoeJest

Ura gets the Valks off to a good start to the inning. Line drive single up the middle for a clean base hit to begin. **Swing:** 620 **Pitch:** 761 **Diff:** 141 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 5 HMH 1 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH 3B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602039?3089?1052)


get_trashed

825


UmpireWoeJest

Wheeler locks things down for the Valkyries as he strikes Leona out on a 2-2 slider but not before the Melonheads are able to tie the game up with a sac fly by Chikin. We head to the top of the 6th, tied at 1. **Swing:** 825 **Pitch:** 346 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 5 HMH 1 ○ ● 1 Out HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602038?3089?6012)


ZachFischer2528

I eat weed 420


UmpireWoeJest

That’s unhealthy. You should stop doing that. Maybe if you hadn’t done that you coulda swung closer to 620 and got on base **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 620 **Diff:** 200 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Joey Wheeler on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 5 HMH 0 ● ● 0 Out HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602037?3089?1069)


rubachikin

lets get crunk 369


UmpireWoeJest

Rub comes up to bat, looking to prove why they got the all star nod. Joey looks to stop the scoring threat from happening and shut down the Melonheads all star player(s). Joey works it to a 2-1 count before Rub swings hard at the next pitch. It flies high into the air out into left field… aaaaaaaaaand… ||it’s caught at the warning track and the runner on 3rd tags up while the runner on second holds! Rub has just tied this game up at 1 a piece! **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 120 **Diff:** 249 **Result:** SacF 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd||


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 HMH 0 ● ● 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602036?3053?1201)


canigetawoop_woop

I'm literally hitless the whole postseason. I'd sure love one here 323


UmpireWoeJest

I’d love to help you but this situation seems to have affected Panda’s control. He can’t seem to find the strike zone and he ends up walking you before you’re able to take a single swing. The bases are loaded here in the bottom of the 5th with no outs. **Swing:** 323 **Pitch:** 169 **Diff:** 154 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Bases Loaded


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ● ▼ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 0-1 / DP[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602035?3053?1058)


Cloakington

250


UmpireWoeJest

Champ follows Hofbardozzi’s lead and swings at the first pitch offering from Panda. He hits the ball hard back up the middle for a diamond cutter single! Hofbardozzi advances to third! **Swing:** 250 **Pitch:** 101 **Diff:** 149 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▼ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602034?3053?1054)


geneticlyperfct

968


UmpireWoeJest

Hofbardozzi didn’t get much to hit in his first plate appearance so when the first pitch is thrown over the plate, he jumps on it. He swings and hits a laser up the third baseline. Alpha can’t even react to it before it’s past him and bouncing into the left field corner. Hofbardozzi rounds first and goes for two as the ball is retrieved. It’s thrown in but the Melonhead is already on second base! That’s a leadoff double. **Swing:** 968 **Pitch:** 999 **Diff:** 31 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602033?2078?2057)


androidsen

753


UmpireWoeJest

Jack steps into the box and Rascal makes him a bit uncomfortable with some breaking pitches inside that break late and clip the zone for strikes one and two. On the third pitch Rascal elevates a fastball and gets Jack swinging and that will do it for the Valks here in the 5th inning. **Swing:** 753 **Pitch:** 320 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602032?2078?3079)


mvh1015

690


UmpireWoeJest

Such a succinct and meme worthy swing. However you memed wrong. Grounding out isn’t quite meme worthy **Swing:** 690 **Pitch:** 90 **Diff:** 400 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 1 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK C [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 0-1 / DP[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602031?2078?1133)


squishfacethegloop

940


UmpireWoeJest

Hank lines up to swing, high off of a solo shot by Superbone. But however, just like Superbone’s first AB, Hank is blinded by the lights and hits a ground ball to get the first out of the inning **Swing:** 940 **Pitch:** 282 **Diff:** 342 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 5 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK CF [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602030?2078?1051)


23baseball3

Wow, what a stage. 888


UmpireWoeJest

What a stage, what a stage. This time Superbone learned from their mistake and is no longer blinded by the lights. Because they hit an absolute monster homer into the second deck! Reykjavik has scored the first runs of this game! Reykjavik has answered my question from the last AB! They will be the first ones to answer as the game’s intensity increases even more! It’s now 1-0 in the Valkyries favor! **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 902 **Diff:** 14 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 0 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602029?3053?5041)


romanvanguard

66


UmpireWoeJest

Juniped forces Longstroke into a groundout to end the inning for the Melonheads. Who will be the first team to strike first in this pitchers duel? **Swing:** 66 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 354 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602028?3053?1149)


legacy3233

250


UmpireWoeJest

Garret comes up to the plate and hits a bloop single to get the Melonheads a runner in the 4th inning **Swing:** 250 **Pitch:** 338 **Diff:** 88 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602027?3053?1169)


TurkandJD

530


UmpireWoeJest

In the wise words of Jerome themselves, “sndjfnfngngnmekwk”. Which translates to: “Oh no I hit into a groundout” **Swing:** 530 **Pitch:** 868 **Diff:** 338 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 3B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602026?3053?1052)


get_trashed

150


UmpireWoeJest

Zed has arrived, but the ball skips off the dirt in front of the plate right back to the pitcher Juni who picks it up and lobs it over to first where Ura Irons steps on the bag for the first out here in the 4th inning. **Swing:** 150 **Pitch:** 867 **Diff:** 283 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602025?2078?1212)


AlienAbortionMachine

hail paulie, who is my favorite superhero 512


UmpireWoeJest

Poliwag used water gun. It's not very effective. **Swing:** 512 **Pitch:** 139 **Diff:** 373 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602024?2078?1153)


TrickyTroy2

For Juni 512


UmpireWoeJest

Juni appreciates the dedication, but it gets Larold nowhere. He swings wildly at the pitches Alex Rascal delivers and can't hit any of them. At least Juni can give Larold a hug when he gets back to the dugout from striking out. **Swing:** 512 **Pitch:** 914 **Diff:** 402 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 4 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK DH [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602023?2078?6010)


CableCubed

Ligma Swing 400


UmpireWoeJest

Sugma ground out. Shoulda swung 42. Then you coulda sugma’d a Homer, since you are Homer. *Ba-dum-tiss* **Swing:** 400 **Pitch:** 42 **Diff:** 358 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602022?3053?6012)


ZachFischer2528

This is a god dream 269


UmpireWoeJest

This result was quite memeable. 269 swing. 690 pitch. 421 diff. Only 1 away from being the perfect meme swing. Alas, ‘twas not. And Kayne strikes out on the 421 diff **Swing:** 269 **Pitch:** 690 **Diff:** 421 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 1B [Rub A. Chikin](/u/rubachikin) 1st AB / .486[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602021?3053?1069)


rubachikin

730


UmpireWoeJest

Rub comes up, looking to start the Melonheads off strong by hitting a ball into the field. They were successful in doing that. However they did not make it to first in time before getting thrown out **Swing:** 730 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 339 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 3 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602020?3053?1201)


canigetawoop_woop

514


UmpireWoeJest

Grams sends the first pitch he sees into deep centerfield. Threefinger races back to the warning track and outs it away for out number one **Swing:** 514 **Pitch:** 296 **Diff:** 218 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 0 ○ ● 1 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602019?2078?4040)


Dahdscear

Thanks for umping. 765


UmpireWoeJest

Now I feel bad. You’re welcome. I’m sorry to give you this bad result to end the inning. **Swing:** 765 **Pitch:** 262 **Diff:** 497 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 0 ○ ● 0 Out REK 1B [Ura Irons](/u/Ocelot_Tuga) 1st AB / .192[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602018?2078?4044)


Ocelot_Tuga

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III is the Nineteen-ninety-three sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze and the third and last live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie from the nineties. It is written and directed by Stuart Gillard. It was released on March Nineteenth, Nineteen-ninety-three. When an antique scepter sends April to fifteenth century Japan, it's up to the turtles to retrieve her and travel back to present day New York before the scepter's powers are gone for good. As they search for the scepter in that time period, they have to contend with an evil British weapons-trader named Walker, because everybody knows all the best villains are British. Oh, and since both scepters exchange the people holding them between the two time periods, Hilarity Ensues as the misplaced individuals attempt to cope with their strange new surroundings. Wait, I'm supposed to swing a number? Uhhhhh, I will swing **603** I guess?


UmpireWoeJest

I watched that movie probably over 40 times when I was a little kid. That movie was my jam. I wish I could give you a better result as a reward but I am sorry little one **Swing:** 603 **Pitch:** 337 **Diff:** 266 **Result:** PO 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 3 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 1st AB / .343[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602017?2078?2057)


androidsen

252


UmpireWoeJest

Alpha gets things going for the Valkyries with a leadoff single that rockets up the middle! **Swing:** 252 **Pitch:** 383 **Diff:** 131 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 0 ○ ● 1 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1st AB / .485[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602016?3053?1058)


Cloakington

900


UmpireWoeJest

Catfish comes up, intent on scoring the runner. They swing a line drive into the outfield and it’s going to get down in front of the center fielder. The runner on first is off to the races! And- oh my the center fielder caught it! Catfish is out! The runner on first has to sprint back but he is thrown out by the center fielder! What an odd double play to end the inning **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 333 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH SS [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1st AB / .531[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602015?3053?1054)


geneticlyperfct

600


UmpireWoeJest

Hofbardozzi knows how to get on base. In this at bat, he gets it done without swinging the bat! Some choice words are yelled at the ump from the REK dugout as Panda walks Hofbardozzi on four pitches; the last pitch being a borderline call. **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 404 **Diff:** 196 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 2 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH LF [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 1st AB / .515[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602014?3053?5041)


romanvanguard

1


UmpireWoeJest

Papa poundstrokes this into the ground as Juni has him fooled on a low one. The shortstop makes the scoop and throw to first for the first out. **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 626 **Diff:** 375 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK LF [Isaac Snowbender](/u/mvh1015) 1st AB / .324[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602013?2078?3079)


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UmpireWoeJest

You’re gonna need to run home to Martha after this one. Snowbender swings and hits a groundball right to the first baseman Chikin. He fields and steps on the bag for out number 3. **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 387 **Diff:** 375 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 0 ○ ● 0 Out REK C [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1st AB / .394[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602012?2078?1133)


squishfacethegloop

My favorite super hero is Chopper Dave HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO 466


UmpireWoeJest

Next time, pick someone I know. Smh. This is punishment for being unique **Swing:** 466 **Pitch:** 34 **Diff:** 432 **Result:** DP 2 outs, Bases Empty


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 2 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK CF [Superbone Threefinger](/u/23baseball3) 1st AB / .375[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602011?2078?1051)


23baseball3

Oh wow what a stage! Let's do this 763


UmpireWoeJest

Oh what a stage, what a stage. Superbone is blinded by the lights and doesn’t even notice a 3-2 count. Juniper lines up and tires to throw a high fastball- but it’s out of their hands! Ball 4. Superbone walks while still being blinded by the stage lights **Swing:** 763 **Pitch:** 581 **Diff:** 182 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ● ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .441[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602010?3053?1149)


legacy3233

427


UmpireWoeJest

Garret comes up to bat and just absolutely CRUSHES a ball! IT’S GOING… GOING… AND IT IS… ROBBED! BARNEY JUMPED OVER THE WALL A ROBBED GARRET EVANS OF A 2 RUN HOMER. What a way to close out the scoring threat **Swing:** 467 **Pitch:** 269 **Diff:** 198 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ● ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1st AB / .344[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602009?3053?1169)


TurkandJD

228


UmpireWoeJest

Gerome comes up and Juniped lines them up with a sinker and Gerome hits a soft grounder to the first baseman so Kayne doesn’t advance while Gerome is thrown out at first **Swing:** 228 **Pitch:** 829 **Diff:** 399 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ● ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 3B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1st AB / .576[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602008?3053?1052)


get_trashed

600


UmpireWoeJest

Juniped sets up Zed and get them to strikeout on a 3-2 count with a high fastball **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 151 **Diff:** 449 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 0 Out HMH 3B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1st AB / .576[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602007?3053?1052)


UmpireWoeJest

Kayne follows in Larold’s footsteps and takes off for second base! It’s a close throw and… KAYNE IS SAFE! Larold says they got Kayne out but Kayne is called safe by the umpire and now the Melonheads have a runner on second with no runners out **Steal:** 317 **Catcher:** 420 **Diff:** 103 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Juniped Panda on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▼ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 1st AB / .344[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602006?3053?6012)


ZachFischer2528

Free r kelly 517


UmpireWoeJest

You free R Kelly. I free Deez. Fair trade? Good? Good. Here’s a single as an added bonus **Swing:** 517 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 97 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ● ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine) 1st AB / .370[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602005?2078?1212)


AlienAbortionMachine

Art would never lead me astray 504


UmpireWoeJest

Little did you know, Art *did* lead you astray. You got struck out on a 1-2 pitch. At least you got a ball **Swing:** 504 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 435 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 2 Outs REK RF [Barney Turbo](/u/AlienAbortionMachine) 1st AB / .370[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602004?2078?1212)


UmpireWoeJest

And oh- what’s this? Larold is taking off for second! They had an absolutely fantastic takeoff and it’s going to take a miracle throw by Mylo to get Larold out. Aaaaand- he’s safe! Larold has stolen second base successfully **Steal:** 500 **Catcher:** 766 **Diff:** 266 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ● 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 1st AB / .314[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602003?2078?1153)


TrickyTroy2

Gimme 1000 reasons as to why Ant Man is not the best superhero of all time...


UmpireWoeJest

1-258: [*insert ant-man slander*] 259: He would’ve swung this number 260-999: [*insert even worse ant-man slander*] 1000: the number you swung that got Homer out at second. But you’re still well and good at first **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 259 **Diff:** 259 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK DH [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602002?2078?6010)


CableCubed

They call me the Human Torch because I'm hot-headed, have a crippling addiction to making hurtful sarcastic remarks to my closest friends, and I look great in spandex. In re: Sarcastic remarks; so I was sick for like the past two weeks and I rewatched a lot of Psych and I think that has made me so much more sarcastic. The number of quippy one-liners I've made over the last week is much too high. I need to get back to my roots of just saying Ligma and having everyone laugh uncontrollably. Swing 702


UmpireWoeJest

Don’t hesitate to see a doctor for your mental problems. Don’t worry though, I already the diagnosis. You have a severe case of Candice. Candice? CAN DISS- *ahem*. Can diss ball fit into a gap past the first baseman for a single? Yes, yes it can **Swing:** 702 **Pitch:** 604 **Diff:** 98 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st


UmpireWoeJest

**Rascal Alex on the mound** REK 0 ○ ▲ 1 HMH 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1st AB / .415[.](https://playbarcode/7160271602001?2078?4040)


Dahdscear

So Superman has been around for nearly 100 years. SO there are times when he's a little gauche and times when he is just what we need. I fell in love with the novelization of ol' Supes in Death and Life of Superman. And, tbf, it was more about Superman variations than the man himself. But isn't that how we really learn to appreciate someone? By seeing what they could have been if they were not themselves? Anyway- I'm no superman. I can't do this all on my own. Gotta lead off to help the team. And I do love scrubs. 826


UmpireWoeJest

Short answer: yes. Long answer: Batman could beat any variation of Superman with prep time. Such as the prep time Rascal had preparing for this game as they force you into a groundout to start the game **Swing:** 826 **Pitch:** 247 **Diff:** 421 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty