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s7p0o6a

At least we don’t have to worry about him giving it to anyone in Athens.


BreakfastInBedlam

I wish I had gold to give...


s7p0o6a

The thought is just as effective as receiving gold. Thank you kind stranger.


drawkwardjr

That comment deserved gold, I'm just surprised to see it. Someone's got Atlanta money in this here Athens sub.


what_a_dingle

Schadenfreude *noun* 1. pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.


BreakfastInBedlam

It's God's will.


MountaineerX

"Virology is a lie strait from the pit of hell"


JaguarOk9298

I *think* that’s not a real quote?! But the best parody makes it hard to tell. Kudos.


TakeMySandAndRun

The real quote was from Hice’s predecessor Paul Broun, who somewhat famously said that evolution was “a lie from the pit of hell.”


JaguarOk9298

I hesitate to ask, but was Broun more or less offensive than Hice??


LateSoEarly

Jesus, it’s hard to say honestly.


PhistoDeluxo

I think Broun said crazy stuff to get elected, Hice actually believes it.


dkrtzyrrr

broun was worse


I_dont_want_to_sleep

He is a pretty cool dude.


mister_brown

Thoughts and prayers


ipokedthebear

Tots and pears


what_a_dingle

Are you gonna eat your tots?


zfcjr67

No, get your own.


mrglumdaddy

I don’t want to say “fuck that guy” but... Actually I do. “Fuck that guy.”


Seantroversy

Is this guy a right wing nut like the guy he caught covid from?


m4gpi

He’s pro-life, anti-gay marriage, compares homosexuality to alcoholism, pro-conversion therapy, and believes churches and pastors should still be tax-exempt even if they bring politics into preaching, doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, thinks a woman needs her husband’s approval if she wants to have a political career, thinks Islamic issues are exempt from 1st amendment protections, and if I recall correctly he had a publicity stunt early in his congressional career where he gave away an AK47 to a supporter (this was during one of Obama’s pushes for gun reform). I might have the details wrong on that but that’s how I ended up on his email list... I thought it’d be cool to win the gun and then turn it into art. Lately at face-value his letters are very mild, not inflammatory, but he’s a staunch supporter. Does that make him a wing-nut by today’s standards? 🤷‍♀️


engineered_chicken

Yes, he's still a wing it, but he doesn't really get much traction in Congress. He's on some good committees, bit nobody cares what he does.


mikesznn

Jody Hice is a bot. Weak guy who has no platform of his own. Thoughts and prayers


Seantroversy

Yes, that makes him a nut and an asshole!


cheesemansavestheday

I thank the witch(es) who made this possible.


PhaseShifter66

Hissy Fit Hice. A member of the Freedumb Caucus.