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TheDuckshot

I'm glad we swept them. I'd hate to leave a mess after our AL West win celebration


RootHogOrDieTrying

Just being polite, really.


Austintheweird94

ALL MY HOMIES DRINK MINUTE MAID!!! SCREW TROPICANA! (but thank you for letting us use your field in 2017 😘)


slippytoadstada

YEAHH FUCK THE TROP UGLIEST STADIUM IN MLB (their juice is lowkey better tho minute maid orange juice is ass)


TeacherOfFew

Just eat a goddamn orange like a MAN!!!!!1!


slippytoadstada

believe me when i get that fresh squeezed juice from central market or heb I'm practically doing that


kgb17

Don’t even peel it. Show ‘em who’s boss


Dicommander799

Peel it and then eat the peel only.


TruBeliev3r

Altuve take my energy !!!!!


bordomsdeadly

Fun fact. Altuve is 3 inches shorter than Goku.


JinFuu

Hopefully he’s a better dad, and has kissed his wife. How much taller is he than Vegeta?


bordomsdeadly

2 inches taller than Vegeta (I had to google this one)


cckike

What does kissing have to do with making babies????


Kdot32

So he’s Vegetas height


Dienikes

And he collects ketchup packets!


conker1264

He's my height


corrydog

Feels like the Astros are peaking at right time.


SowingShade

The Astros haven’t even begun to peak…


Mpuls37

If we could avoid losing any games in the playoffs, I'd be ok


b0nger

The Astros truly are 5 star men


carloslet

We're gonna peak all over [r/baseball](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Utryn2gmble

Is that you Dennis Reynolds?


chicano-superman

Oh when we peak, you’ll feel it.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

It really does. To go to the Trop and sweep a likely playoff team while also holding them to 2 runs when neither of our aces pitched this series is incredible


bordomsdeadly

Spacemen attack Stingrays with brooms. Spacemen win fight. Magic number for 1 seed is now 5 The Astros will at worst finish with the 2nd best record on the AL A remaining record of 8-4 would tie the franchise win record at 107


MasterMentorJr

Amazing with how they started so slow this season, but now have an outside shot of breaking 2019 goat teams win record


BloodyScourge

I just hope we have a better ending than 2019


donttouchthtmacaroni

We really might fuck around and beat our wins record


bordomsdeadly

In 2019 we won our 99th game with 53 losses. Today we won our 99th game with 51 losses.


ray_0586

Don’t want to overreact, but I don’t think the Astros are going to have to worry about facing the Rays in the playoffs.


BobWheelerJr

It's nice to see Brooks Raley suck it for someone else for a change. 🤣


dream_team34

Sucked today, but dude has been really good for the Rays this season.


BobWheelerJr

True. He was just one of those guys like Joe Smith and Will Harris, who no matter their ERA or stat line, I just couldn't trust.


dream_team34

Will Harris? Dude was really good as an Astro, especially in 2019.


Fullmetalducker

Except when it really mattered


dream_team34

I don't fault Harris for that homer. I thought it was a good pitch, Kendricks was ready for it and put a good swing on it.


nomasideas

He also was pitching for like the 4th game in a row


GsoFly

He was perfect then also. The batter was just better and hit the most perfectly placed pitch in history.


BobWheelerJr

He was, but he royally fucked it in the clutch.


dream_team34

I disagree. It was a good pitch. Sometimes, good pitches get knocked out of the park.


BobWheelerJr

I'll concede that. Dream Team 34 is a great username. Campbell Ryan Olajuwon Can't top that with any number in any city.


dream_team34

That's my go-to number in roulette too! Haven't won much with it though. Haha


BobWheelerJr

Funny you should say that... in our family whenever anyone is going to Vegas (even though we live near other casinos) the rest of us always say "put a hundred on 34 for me." 🤣


Former-Billionaire

#99


nephewsucks

And a bitch ain’t 1


carloslet

NOINE-NOINE!


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

[posting a pic of Nori for every win (99)](https://twitter.com/norithecat17/status/1572760974549028866?s=46&t=hylkjPJUGoD0b61Xn8GfTQ)


revenges_captain

PRAISE BE.


bigfoot343

Praise be!


FBombDotCom

Praise be!


TheGhostOfSamHouston

Praiiiiiiiise hiiiim


ToxicOstrich91

# Ave Nori, rex catorum, colorem solis. Piscibus et volucribus prandeat et unguibus acutis Semper maneat.


GsoFly

5% TINT


revenges_captain

GIB NORI.


Mundane_Leopard_3974

We just took a team out that two weeks ago was on brink of stealing first place from Yankees… we took a solid playoff team with one of the best home record in the league all while facing their best three pitchers and allowed them to score 0.6 runs while averaging 4.7 on them.. doesn’t even feel like we are hot or really jelling offensively …


Specific-Mongoose-93

Train goes CHOO CHOOOOO!


prominx

I want July Maldy in October


AfterbirthNachos

Here's to sweeps and not getting in fights in parking lots


bimmer92

flappy boi no longer happy


dream_team34

Reading the game thread on the Rays subreddit, was laughing at how high they are on Jose Siri. A lot of "if he improves his plate discipline...". Haha. Yup, been there before.


Burt-Macklin

Dude can play CF, though. It’s the Marisnick situation all over again.


dream_team34

Yes he can! Makes difficult plays look so easy. Has so much raw power too.


AfterbirthNachos

The crowd during a playoff push in Tampa (st Pete) is fucking embarrassing. They deserved to be swept


Utryn2gmble

Historically Florida is terrible for professional sports. Every team usually struggles with attendance, even if the team is good or bad.


BradGroux

Well, the meth ain’t going to smoke itself!


wessneijder

Agreed I honestly can't believe it. I knew they had attendance woes during the regular season but their team is good this year and in the middle of a chase for the best wild card seed. Should move the team to Nashville


NachosReady

Imagine only having 90 wins. Cough *jankees* Cough


imover9thousand

🧹🧹🧹


prettaygood

Astros to the rest of the league: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex0ZrO1XIAINUXT?format=jpg&name=small


AbsolutionTX

I feel a little bad giving Raley, a former Astro, the L. But we need these dubs.


neutralvoice

Raley was one of those dumb Rays relievers that refused to wear the LGBTQ day uniforms. Fuck him


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neutralvoice

Ahh yes the paradox of tolerance. Let me cry for the oppressed homophobes


explodingmarmalade

Playoff pals


kdubs840

Them boys rollin. it's great to see