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Gus_Frin_g

The defense tonight was spectacular. Valdez with the well deserved CSGO, still Framberizing the opposition every chance he gets.


BradGroux

> Valdez with the well deserved CSGO He’s definitely earned some relaxing gaming time.


glmagus

He should play COD with Kyler Murray


OneCore_

Valdez definitely deserves to play some Counter-Strike: Global Offensive


tquad24

We call that a Complete Frambering


donttouchthtmacaroni

You know what’s crazy? Framber has 24 QS in a row including this CGSO and Justin Verlander’s ERA is still .66 lower. Our pitching is insane


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

If last friday was any indication, LMJ might be rounding into form 👀


The_real_John_Elton

Please stop 🤤


Kdot32

Hunter brown and Javier as long relievers 😏


The_real_John_Elton

I hate you


GsoFly

Framber tied DeGrom right?


veroxii

For single season, yes. Although DeGrom's came at the end of a season and his next season he continued on.


CoachAtlus

He tied DeGrom with 24 in a season. DeGrom also had 26 in a row spanning multiple seasons.


RonWill79

The 10 run curse is lifted!


Glocknschpeel

Only took 24 quality starts in a row


AfterbirthNachos

And a CGSO


veroxii

Also sub .500 curse.


successadult

The Framburglar in a navy jersey > some stupid curse


bordomsdeadly

With the win tonight we move to Magic # to clinch Post season 5 Division 10 Bye 6 (with division win 1 seed 15


RonWill79

Bad news for the Tigers…Hunter Brown tomorrow!


JoseAltuve27

Wow. Not only did we NOT suck after scoring 10 runs, and did Framber continue his streak, but he had the best game in his career. And the Tigers just got shutout 2 games in a row.


WhittSmitt

Keep feeding Framber those peanuts 🥜


44Yordan

Lucky for us Framber will work for peanuts! Literally! Signed for a whopping $10,000 well spent. $3 million for this Arbitration Year 1. Price going up… Going to have to back the Planters Peanuts Trucks up to the Framber Crib!


pantiesdrawer

Framber now has a 2.50 era.


14thAndVine

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Framber Valdez. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Framber. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.


PassToMouth6911

Fuck i was just about to post this


44Yordan

Room for a Thrupple? Asking for a friend.


Glubbyy

i joined this fucking subreddit like an hour or so ago and this im already loving it


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

[posting a pic of Nori for every win (91)](https://twitter.com/norithecat17/status/1569497534661369856?s=46&t=5AoFcbSmadOiXlgTUy-9mQ)


explodingmarmalade

Best one yet!


tbartman68

Praise be!


Jdgrande

Hail Nori!


bigfoot343

Praise be!


44Yordan

Praise Be! Nori looks Framboozled!


luckykobold

Praise be!


c_los1867

praise be


vathodic

🙏😸


Saul_T_Naughts

Straight up Framboozled


NOLA1987

Magic number to clinch division: Yuli (10) Tigers have just been Framberized like no team has been Framberized in the history of Framberization


bigfoot343

Curse? What curse?


jqnguyen

I feel like at some point I checked the score and Detroit had scored a run off of a single. Am I crazy?


galaxy_city_281

It got overturned on a perfect throw from Yordan to Maldy at home


KevinS281

I was watching off and on but did the broadcast flash a graphic that Yordan was rated the”Best Left Field Arm” in the league? Dude is a freak.


thikthird

Yes the Google game notification thing had that at one point


thikthird

Play at the plate was overturned. Originally a run scored, then called an out.


ImTheTractorbeam

What a game…


circle_stone

The Framburglaring will continue until morale improves


Medicmanii

Hoes mad


shotty293

That D was incredible tonight and Framber was phenomenal!


veroxii

Yeet it!


platinumxL

Valdez the goat


explodingmarmalade

Quality start king!


TheDuckshot

#FRAMBOOOOZELED 24 QS AND COMPLETE GAME


Intern_Al

Beat the 10 run curse and Framber extends his quality start streak to 24 straight while getting his first shutout. Pretty good day 😁


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Feels great to have 2 starters with ERAs of 2.50 or better ngl


Davidwjeanes

Really It’s 3 - Verlander , Framber and McCullers


notsofreeshipping

4 - Hunter Brown


Cucumber-Jen

Frambtacular! ⚾️


funkyflea89

Alright Framblers let's get Frambling


internetmeme

I want to have breggie’s bregbies


Luckytxn_1959

That was maybe the best Framburger I ever had. So good I want another.


cwfutureboy

Couldn't ask for a better game. Framber had a rough first and battled back. Great team effort.


revenges_captain

What curse?


44Yordan

Never happened!


Austintheweird94

FRAM-LE-DU-FRAMAGE!!!!


Mundane_Leopard_3974

Don’t think astros will get franchise mark with 108 wins as they have to go 17-4 not a very likely mark .. probably will end up around 103 to 104 wins good enough to win division.. important thing is to have all our pitchers healthy and spitting fire going into post season… Verlander, Flamber and McCullers could be a three headed King Ghidorah style monster


myitbos

Did Javi Baez call Framber an a-hole for throwing a curveball to strike him out in the ninth? Need a lip reader here.


fatDaddy21

Dude's making $20M this year for an 85 OPS+ and more K's than Hits. Who cares what a bad baseball player is crying about?


DeadBloatedGoat

Not sure. I was wondering what he said. But that pitch dropped right into the center of the plate and he was not happy. He was completely fooled. I thought he might be asking the ump to "check him" or something.


HumanRuse

Is Bregman growing a playoff beard?